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>Awwe, what a cute selfie.
Thanks!
>Delete Selfie. What were you thinking.
I'm not posting it anywhere, so why not? Is it my ears? I always was a bit on big-eared side, but after I grew up it became less noticeable, or so I thought...
>if the house alarm is going off
Oh no, I think home alarm is just armed, but not triggered yet, I hear no sound. These thieves must be professionals.
>maybe we should quickly take their picture first for evidence? Make sure the flash is off so you are not spotted.
A-a-and, got em! I have them on tape!
>Though if they have home security, this home might have cameras. Are you being filmed?
You think I might be recorded right now!? Jeez, I feel so naked just from thinking about possibility of being in front of the lenses... I mean, I am actually naked, but um... you get it, right?
I don't see cameras outside from the first glance though.
>where are you keeping your phone? I dont see it... wait... Don't tell me that it's up your...
Man, I am an open book, I would answer any question you ask. Any question but that.
>Use phone, call police on location, leave before they get here. Don't mention your situation, simply say you can see through the window.
Okay, okay, okay, let me...
...
It's done, cops will be here in a hurry!
Although burglars seem to finish collecting all goods inside already, so police will not arrive in time unless someone will delay bad guys escape.
>Knock on the window and ask if they can steal you some clothes.
It definitely can bring their attention!
"Hey, assholes! Maybe you'll steal some clothes for me?"
Or you meant to ask them politely? I lost my cool when I saw them even stealing leftovers of cat food from a bowl. What a jerks!
>Smash window and kick the shit out of these guys balls. Yell that nobody is getting robbed aas long as naked bitch has anything to say about it!
>Lets increase that #nakedbitch hashtag but give it a positive connotation thus thwarting any attempts to publicly ostracize you!
Say no more, #NakedBitch will hold them long enough for cops to come!
With plan like this we have no chance to fail!
Kiai! *karate sound*
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A-a-a, my arm!
And glass didn't even broke!
"Ahem, um... nobody is getting robbed as long... wait guys, stay where you're! Don't come any closer!"
Ok, new plan -
Retreat!
..!
Why they're keep chasing me..!
They're screaming something, but I'm not in the mood for chat right now..!
>If they chase you, you can accuse them of all kinds of naughty-violent things against your permission (which is probably the only valid reason they WOULD chase a crazy naked lady across the street).
Now it occurs to me that they could start chasing me just to get rid of the witness, it's kind of reasonable too.
Oh my..!
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Shit, it's a dead end! They knew the neighborhood and cornered me!
I could try to:
>Climb the fence hoping they will be too heavy to follow
>Squeeze through hole hoping they will be too big to follow
>Stand in the corner and pretend that I'm invisible
discussion thread
https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/127558.html
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