3/3 Frillsby 2020/05/05(Tue)14:59 No. 965198 ID: 5fc3a0
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I come downstairs to see both Ceo and Gallsby collapsed on what the table of bad life decisions.

"Gallsby."
>"Ergengfhg..."
"You ready to go to Mayor's, Gallsby, or am I interrupting a second date with Ceo here?"
>"No thah was extenturating circumstance, Frillsby, I was... born... " There's a rumble from the depths of Gallsby. "... ready. What do you think Mayor's got in store for us?"

>>965198
Probably some basic task that will be done tomorrow and not today.
Wait, neither of you are in any condition to drive. Can you... call Mayor on the phone instead of going anywhere?

You once again have the capacity to hate, Frillsby, so that means you're more awake than before.

Gallsby on the other hand has shown himself the weak link, so leave him to stew on his mistake and to actually have a proper date talk with Mayor. Seriously though, if Ceo still isn't up after being there for far longer than Gallsby, the man really shouldn't be moving. And I mean, Villi will watch over him and worst case he'll just call you.

>>965198
Tell both of them that you hope they've learned their lesson of not eating that much ever again. Because they're going to get fat if they do that again.

>>965198
You are ten percent more alive than you used to be. It's time to drag everyone to napsville. I mean Mayor's.

...Mayor and Ceo had weird parents.

Something not urgent I hope but we are going now so we can go home after.

Scoot him on your way.

Badges, hopefully.

>>965212
One can presume badges or maybe she’s ready to admit her house is haunted. You just need to get this last leg of today’s journey out of the way so Gallsby can do amusing things to your unconscious body.

You have never had as much sympathy for Mayor’s narcolepsy as you do now.

oh man, are we not gonna try and scrub villi's dish before we leave?

>:3

>>965512
Frillsby managed a little sleep, but has to keep going for a while longer. I think he needs all the help he can get, and *scrubbing dishes* isn't exactly helpful.

>>965198

Badges, unhealthy amounts of caffeine (it's Mayor, of course there is), and maybe some quiet chatter that doesn't involve cross-country nudist chases.

Probably our badges. Ask Ceo if she wants a ride over there as well?

1/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:56 No. 966495 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"I dunno, badges or something we're not doing today or maybe she's ready to admit her house is totally haunted. Can we just call her?"
"If we could, she would've told Villi that. And since we're in no condition to drive, we're walking."

He groans.

"I hope you've learned your lesson about eating a lot of sweets at once."
>"I have!"

Hmm.

"I hope you use that lesson in the future and not do this again."
>"Don't get carried away with hope, Frillsby."
"Let's go. Want a ride too, Ceo?"

She makes a noise that sounds like a donut gained sentience and speech just to say an emphatic 'no'. Which is just as well, because I'm not driving. I'd be offering her a... walk, over there.

>"Buy me some time and.... scrub some dishes." says Gallsby.
"You already did that for me, Gallsby. You've sealed your own fate, and now you have no excuses. You're proving yourself incapable of handling a single cake."

2/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:57 No. 966496 ID: 5fc3a0
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He makes one last groan and makes himself handle said cake. We wave our goodbyes to Villi and Ceo, and show up to knock on Mayor's door.

"Hm, it's taking more than a few seconds to answer. I wonder if she fell asleep."
>"Man I could use some sleep!"
"Not as much as me, I can assure you."
>"I went straight from a sugar rush to a sugar crash! I'm in pretty bad shape now."

3/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:57 No. 966497 ID: 5fc3a0
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creeeeak

4/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:57 No. 966498 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Mayor, uh... good afternoon."
>"Mayor you look like you're haunting your own house." says Gallsby, who should know better than to state the truth like that.

5/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:57 No. 966499 ID: 5fc3a0
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Mayor looks like she's saying words, but all that comes out is a wheeze. She looks at my face that has succeeded in translating none of her wheezes, and she takes a deep breath.

>"Badges."

6/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:58 No. 966500 ID: 5fc3a0
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She steps out with two badges. I can see a tag on the inside of it labeled 'Party Zone' with its product number.

>"By powers vested in me for being mayor I declare you, Frillsby, an actual cop. Good job. Congratulations." She starts pinning the badge to my shirt. Wear this badge with pride and responsibility and you do you."

7/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:59 No. 966501 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"And by the same powers vested yadda yadda, Gallsby, actual cop, wear the badge with pride responsibility and you do Frillsby."
>"I do do Frillsby."

8/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)13:59 No. 966502 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"Good nighgth."
"Goodnight, Mayor."

"Wait a second Gallsby where did she pin your badge?"
>"On my fur."

>"It's okay my fur coat is real thick, just like a shirt."

9/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)14:00 No. 966504 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Then please explain the blood."
>"That's a feature."

Mayor must have been more asleep than awake if she just plain stabbed Gallsby like that.

10/10 Frillsby 2020/05/13(Wed)14:00 No. 966505 ID: 5fc3a0
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Not like that was hard to tell. She's already down, using the badge's shipping box as a pillow.

Cool, you actually cops now! What were you then until now?

Also, you should probably put Mayor on her bed.

Oh no! Can you both carry her to her real bed?

move her into bed, also move Ceo into said bed

>>966505
Go put her in a bed, then fall asleep somewhere.

holy shit her eyes are HUGE. But either way, unstab gallsby if he wants you to then carry mayor back to her real bed.

Time to protect and serve. Get the mayor off the floor, crash on couch.

Get her off the floor at least. Then get ye to bed before you do the same.

Carry her up to her bed and both of you snuggle up on each side. Maybe a double dose of anti magic will help cancel out her haunting or whatever.

>>966505
Tuck mayor into bed. Un-stab Gallsby. Shut front door. Pass out on nearest soft surface.

>>966504
Gallsby, are you a masochist? You're taking that pin in stride.

Tell Gallsby to help you scoop up the mayor, head upstairs to tuck her into her bed, then take Gallsby to the upstairs bathroom you saw before. Unstick him, clean and band-aid his wound, then the both of you find the nearest bed that isn't occupied by the mayor to collapse into, after stripping to your undies.

>>966505
Put her on her bed.

Gallsby put the badge on one of your belt loops instead of in your skin.

Are our badges just plastic? Because that may make more trouble then having nothing.

Time to put the mayor to rest then, let's get her back in bed.

1/7 Frillsby 2020/05/18(Mon)15:05 No. 967011 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Are the badges plastic?
I think they are, but it's a sufficiently shiny plastic that most would get fooled.

I carry Mayor off to her bed.

>Join her
Nah.

Ceo might come back and do that.

2/7 Frillsby 2020/05/18(Mon)15:05 No. 967012 ID: 5fc3a0
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3/7 Frillsby 2020/05/18(Mon)15:06 No. 967013 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"Whah 'ow?"
"Couch."

4/7 Frillsby 2020/05/18(Mon)15:06 No. 967014 ID: 5fc3a0
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5/7 Frillsby 2020/05/18(Mon)15:06 No. 967015 ID: 5fc3a0
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Chapter 8 End Frillsby 2020/05/18(Mon)15:07 No. 967017 ID: 5fc3a0
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Yay we won!

And no one died.
Transcendent police work

Ah, the sleep of the just.

All in a day's work.

A winner is us.