>>870308
Hey I found him and-

Uh oh...

reroastme 2018/02/26(Mon)13:22 No. 870313 ID: 60d4d8
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Michael?!

Michael get back here!

Michael what did they say to you?!

Michael get back here you fat piece of...*coughs

This is all Lester's fault.

Somehow.

>>870313
Suplex him grandma

>>870313
HEY!

Don’t you EVER talk to a child like that. If you’re gonna talk to us about the way you treat him then practice what you goddamned preach!

Hey Mike I’m sorry about what I said about you and your awesome hat. You’re a cool kid.

>>870313
Use hat as projectile weapon.

>>870308

Pot, meet Kettle.

>>870313
You deserve each other

>>870313
Wow where'd you learn to raise a kid? Demon Academy?

SLOW. DOWN. GRANDMA.

Literally. You're going to have a heart attack at this rate. We'll grab the kid, you just go down to 0.5MPH and find yourself a cafe, get some soup.

>>870313
I see where your grandson gets his behavior from now.

reroastme 2018/02/28(Wed)10:34 No. 870690 ID: 60d4d8
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>>870344
>>870505
>>870634

You know nanna, maybe they're right. You're the one that roasts me! You're the one who treats me bad. Maybe I'm so weak because you always tell me I am!

Had you considered that, Nanna?

reroastme 2018/02/28(Wed)10:34 No. 870691 ID: 60d4d8
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Nanna?

>>870691
...

Uh-oh...

I’m gonna call an ambulance guys, I think she just had a heart attack...

BE STRONG MIKE!

Don't just stand there and stare, do something!

Wow you killed your nanna way to live up to our predictions of what a terribly awful person you are. You're the worst.

CLEAR!

*Taser*

Well, on the plus side, you're kind of like Batman now.

I mean, not in any real sense, but he also got his guardians killed and went insane. You do have billions of dollars to cushion the blow, right?

>>870838

No no no, that's too weak, let me show you.

*grabs sledgehammer*

In the name of my father, and his father before, I, KaiserOwes, CAST YOU OUT!

*throws hammer at michael*

>>870772
I think this may have transcended the roasts

Kid, you screwed up. You killed her.

YOU FUCKED UP

reroastme 2018/03/10(Sat)14:10 No. 872815 ID: bf2a9e
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Dun

reroastme 2018/03/10(Sat)14:13 No. 872816 ID: bf2a9e
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Hola guys, remember me?
Mike. I came here a few years ago.

Who are you?

Look, i know we had an intermission between then and now but you’re just really forgettable.
Whatever, doesn’t matter, what do you want from the almighty spirits/gods/guides/therapists/roasters of tgchan?

>>872816
How’s it going little brother? Hope the battle axe I got you has crushed your enemies, driven them before you, anf that you’ve heard the lamentations of their women.

>>872816
How was the funeral?

>>872816
your dead and in purgatory you know

Yes. What do you want now?
Also you're also super generic.

Arent you supposed to develop when you get older instead of degrading futher?

Wow, nice tail. Your grandma give that?

it seems you've gotten a bit fatter, and no im not going to sugarcoat it as you'd just eat it too, you fat pig

That's disgusting.

>>872816
Woah man, you haven't changed. Like, at all.

Who?

Did we help you discover your inner masochist?

Yeah? How's your head after i threw my sledgehammer at ya?

Did you get stronger like I told you to?

reroastme 2018/03/14(Wed)14:36 No. 873661 ID: bf2a9e
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Yeah, you guys met me at a pretty weird time in my life.

I don't know if you heard, my Grandma passed away not long after the drama that happened here. She was cranky sometimes but I still feel a bit bad about all this. I'm currently living with my Dad's family in Honduras.

Anyway, I just came to say, no hard feelings about the whole incident and don't feel bad about the whole roast thing.

Although... If you wanted to, you could roast me again for old times sake.

>>873661
Man... Nah I can't do that. How about I just send you those bitches I promised, you look old enough for them now.

Why do you insist on wasting our time like this? We know what’s going to happen, and we definitely know you’re gonna run away crying just like last time so why do you even bother asking us to roast you?
I say this because every time you do some inane thing, you act as if it’s somehow gonna go better for you than the last time you tried it.
Maybe you are an idiot that thinks “oh, i’ll do the exact same thing again, it went wrong last time but i’m sure it’ll work out this time”
Or maybe that’s what you want? You want us to roast you untill someone else dies and maybe this time it’ll be you, because you’re too much of a weak bitch to actually do anything for yourself in your life and too much of an idiot to get anything right.

Why do you even bother?

Do you really think that's a good idea?

Ok.

In the power bla bla bla, I cast you out bla bla.

*Throws a sledgehammer thats on fire at Mike*

>>873661
No. Everyone shut up. We're roasting chicken sausages. End of story.

>>873686

Exactly. That's what we're doing right now.

>but I still feel a bit bad about all this
You only feel a bit bad about getting your Nanna killed? Wow. Ice cold. No wonder you need to be roasted.

reroastme 2018/04/17(Tue)09:55 No. 879224 ID: 97f49b
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Thank you all.

>>879224
Take care bud