Keep going, whistling a happy song.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)17:35 No. 89304 ID: aba0a3
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You whistle.

>>89304
let's check the temple while we are going by.

DISCO DANCE in there!

Maybe the goggles will show something new in the temple. :D

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)19:21 No. 89450 ID: aba0a3
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You are in the temple.

>>89450
What's all that stuff on the ground behind you.

Moonwalk over to it.

She's already been through that.

>>89450
Scan the ground on the other side of the temple too.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)21:01 No. 89480 ID: aba0a3
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"Hey dragon butt."

Luckily, there is no answer.

>>89480
Let's leave Eden alone until we get that other thing he wanted.

On to the next part of the mines!

>>89481
On second thought, he wants something in a jar... and we have a magic jar. Let's go ask him what he wants in it.

>>89482
dun think that's what he wants. let's just move along.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)21:46 No. 89512 ID: aba0a3
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You're guessing that's not what he wants either.

>>89512
Oh well! Moving along then.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)22:17 No. 89521 ID: aba0a3
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You storm off. You don't quite understand what you did to Eden exactly. At least you're almost out of the mountain.

Do you have a new friend there? :O

>>89521
The Great Death Spirit seems to be materializing right behind you.

>>89524
Oh wait, on further review... that was there all along. Inspect the drawing on the wall.

>flashback involving person with a bukkit

Didn't we give Eden a bukkit? Maybe he was the MYSTERY PERSON in the flashback.

Asali 2009/12/10(Thu)15:32 No. 89817 ID: aba0a3
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You examine the thing on the wall. It's the mark of Rong. The rock is different than the rest just slightly.

>>89817
Does it come out, or possibly seem hollow?

Asali 2009/12/10(Thu)16:08 No. 89864 ID: aba0a3
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Done and forgotten.

A silly idea, that. I'm safer alone, it'll be much harder to find me if I have nothing to protect...

>>89864
Do you remember anything about Epsilon Nu Delta now?

Try pushing the marking. Though, since Rong is associated with fire, I guess you might need some fire to activate whatever it is.

>>89900
His initials are E.N.D.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)20:03 No. 90811 ID: aba0a3
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The structure of the fake wall with Rong's marking fails with some effort and you upset the hiding place of a locket. Judging from the writing on it, it's a locket of Ting, the lady who had Rong's heart a very long time ago.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/12(Sat)20:21 No. 90822 ID: 93fc67
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>>90811
Wooo, something we'll need later or something. ANYWAYS, let's keep moving.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)20:54 No. 90840 ID: aba0a3
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You exit the mine and go over to Skraig's DISKOWNT shop. The things under his porch are back.

Wave hi to the things.

call them cowardly.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)21:25 No. 90849 ID: aba0a3
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"FUCK YOU PESTS!"

You point at them angrily, after a pleasant and friendly wave that everyone enjoys.

"Cowards!"

They don't seem to be making happy noises, but that's as much as you can discern.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/12(Sat)21:40 No. 90855 ID: 93fc67
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>>90849
let's head in now.

Examine porno mag.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)22:01 No. 90861 ID: aba0a3
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You go inside and decide it's time to look in that magazine you picked up.

You open it up, strangely, something falls out of the magazine. You recognize this person, strangely enough. You're not sure where. You hear slithering, and it isn't Skraig.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/12(Sat)22:17 No. 90870 ID: 93fc67
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>>90861
yes, well, moving along into the store. cautiously.

2009/12/12(Sat)22:34 No. 90874 ID: 43d730
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>>90870
Look around before heading in.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)23:11 No. 90892 ID: aba0a3
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Snakes fell out of your porn mag. They seem to be fighting each other. Skraig rises from whatever he was doing.

"NOT REMEMBER ASKING FOR SNAKE FIGHT. STRANGE GIFTS YOU BRING."

>>90892
ASSASSINS! or maybe just some snakes. whatever, are they stuck like that?

Throw skraig the bone.

Ouroboros~

No wait, that's a snake eating its own tail. I duno then. When in doubt look at tablets?

are they live?

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)23:30 No. 90899 ID: aba0a3
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Stepping out of the Mountain, two strange men come into view kissing passionately.

That's the guy from the bar... He's gay... shit.

I had it all wrong, oh gods. I better hurry back to town, she's probably still waiting for me! I'm even more of a fool than I believed.

Holy shit, I've made such a huge mistake here.

Have to hurry back to town.

>>90892
Try to separate the two snakes. Why are they fighting? Sheesh. Make sure to grab at the head so they don't bite you.

Do not pick up angry snakes.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/13(Sun)00:46 No. 90930 ID: 93fc67
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>>90899

>>90930
Yes.

>>90892
Let the snakes have their fun. Tell Skraig something along the lines of, "Oops, sorry, didn't know they were in there. You want some porn?"

>>90899
They could be bisexuals

>>90960
Depends on how much money we have.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)09:18 No. 90977 ID: aba0a3
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You give Skraig the (Mostly) Fresh Bone. He repays you and you make a thumbs up exchange. The black snake destroys the white snake. Your aura feels different.

The black snake grins and slithers out of the shop.

"GOOD BONE. YOU FIND NICE GEM, SKRAIG MAKE NECKLACE FOR LADY."

"You can call me Asali if you want."

"OKAY LADY."

Okay, let's reexamine the house we woke up in next, since we're close to it anyway.

Yeah, maybe we can break the chains on the trapdoor with our hammer now.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)15:52 No. 91211 ID: aba0a3
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"Ffff..."

It looks like you've made some friends.

Its time to start whompin tiny bitches.

Flip them off and step back into the store. Keep the door open and pick them off in the doorway one by one.

Fuck those creepers, you don't have time for this. Just teleport away from them.

>>91211
That goddamn snake did this. Note to self: White+blue is good, black+red is evil.

Warp over to the snake and smash it, then run from the horde of black thingies.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)17:04 No. 91271 ID: aba0a3
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The snake is gone. You smash two quickly and slam the doors back and prepare for them to come into the door. They're not the Large Large, so if you're not careful they'll still get in. But this does give you an advantage.

>>91271
Ask Skraig if he knows what these things are. And if they're tasty, I suppose.

Yell "Oh god! They're like tiny Nus!"

Continue attacking.

PS: Did you use a condom? DID YOU USE A CONDOM?

>>91276
He's an Undead, I don't think there's anything there to impregnate her.

>>91277

There was obviously a penis. That's enough for me.

>>91271

Kick the door to your right to slam it against the two creatures there. And keep hammering the others.

>>91287
I like this plan.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)17:41 No. 91302 ID: aba0a3
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You entirely fail to do much beyond stumble around and smash one of them with your hammer before you back into Skraig's store.

"Skraig, uh, your pest problem? By chance would you care to eat some of them."

"I HEARD FOOD. FOOD IS GOOD."

He's got four hands. That leaves one for us! Smash at least one more and we're set.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)18:53 No. 91370 ID: aba0a3
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"GOOD. NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE SCARED TO COME SHOP HERE!"

"Yes, the Small Smalls were probably the reason."

"I KNOW. THANKS."

Well that takes care of that.

Problem solved!

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/13(Sun)19:02 No. 91375 ID: 159f4e
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>>91370
woo for hammer time!

Back to the hizzouse.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)20:00 No. 91395 ID: aba0a3
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You return to the house.

>>91395
what's that crap on the left? check out the Hatch on the right too.

>>91395

Do it in a hard-boiled manner.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)20:25 No. 91404 ID: aba0a3
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Running back towards the town, the noises, and the smells are nothing one would consider pleasant. It's almost as if this is all happening the very worst moment it possibly could have. Without me there.

She better be okay, I don't know what I will do without her.

Smash open door, go inside, look for anything you might have missed before. Also, ask self why self is having flashbacks from someone else's point of view.

Realize that this is, in fact, your house. Freak out. In a hard-boiled manner

>>91395
The place was boarded up last time, with a 'condemned' sign over the name. Someone's been here. Nu?

Go inside.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)14:47 No. 92568 ID: aba0a3
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You burst through the door in a hard boiled manner.

The door cannot handle it.

>>92568
Thing in the ceiling again, watch out for it's stabby arm.

Cry yourself to sleep.

way to knock down your own door.

>>92568
Climb on the drawers and jump up to smash the thing in the ceiling.

Fuck yeah Bubble Bucket!
That cloak is awesome!
Love the goggles!
Smash the shit out of that black crap in the right upper corner of the cieling!

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)15:46 No. 92590 ID: aba0a3
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Smash what? There's nothing there. Surely you aren't going mad.

>>92590
It's... just a black spot? Okay... Check under the bed and behind the drawers.

SWING AT IT ANYWAY!

It doesn't matter! Make the black spot not be there anymore!

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)20:29 No. 92695 ID: aba0a3
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Due to your lack of magick missile, you cast yourself into the darkness.

>>92695
You know what? I think that shadow thing we killed in the ruined town was the same thing that attacked us here. It broke out, causing the holes in the door. I wonder if it smashed the lamp too. Do these evil black things hate light?

See if you can find anything under the bed or behind the drawers. Also take a look at the lamp. Maybe take it with you.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:00 No. 92714 ID: aba0a3
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You made the hole in the wall bigger.

At least you landed on the mattress.

>>92714
Um. Go outside and try to go down the trap door.

>>92714
search around in the drawers and stuff, there has to be something we missed

...

look under the bed.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:35 No. 92733 ID: aba0a3
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You explore the room in a hard-boiled manner.

There is an obvious key that was completely obvious under the lamp. You take that.

>>92733
The lamp has no cord? Yet it was working before... Remove its batteries!

>>92733
Look under your mattress

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:52 No. 92744 ID: aba0a3
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The batteries are gone, and you checked under the mattress when you explored the room. You go to the porch to try that key on the lock to the cellar.

>>92744
Oh good we're getting crazy stuff again. This is good, since I believe we went PASSED crazy, and now are on the rebound.

>>92745
Actually, the crazy was her NOT seeing the blood. Remember, she did get stabbed here by the shadowthing, and the blood splatter was not visible until now.

I can't be sure if the blood trail leads outside or came from outside.

Anyway, unlock the cellar door and check it out.

>>92746
That's what I'm saying. We went PASSED crazy, into like some sort of SUPER crazy state. Or died. Now that we're seeing this, we're backtracking back into just plain ol' crazy. Now if we go some more, maybe we'll hit sanity, and see what the frak is really happening around here.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)22:53 No. 92766 ID: aba0a3
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...No.

Asali, please. Don't die on me. I don't know what's going on, but I will take care of you.

"I love you."

If only I hadn't overreacted and thrown your ring into the...

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/12/15(Tue)23:01 No. 92768 ID: 697b23
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>>92766
... fires of Mt. Doom!

>>92766
>>92768
I'll admit it, I laughed.

Nu 2009/12/15(Tue)23:29 No. 92782 ID: f21281
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>>92768

Suggestion 2009/12/15(Tue)23:42 No. 92793 ID: 34470e
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>>92782
...castle of Candyland!

>>92822
DEAR GOD MAN