>>777794
But do floating heads have asses to kick?

Your very purpose in life may go unfulfilled.

How does a floating head kick ass without legs?

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:26 No. 777798 ID: eda54c
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BECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:28 No. 777799 ID: eda54c
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>>777797
>>777795
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:33 No. 777801 ID: eda54c
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You have a FUCKING LIST, of ALL THE MOTHER FUCKERS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:38 No. 777802 ID: eda54c
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So...

Who are you going to FUCK UP first?

That bartender that sent you to hell seems like a good place to start.

REMINDER: NO POSEURS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD, ALL FAKE "The Hif Man" FANS LEAVE THE HALL

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:46 No. 777805 ID: eda54c
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>>777803
OH YEAH, THAT MOTHER FUCKER

NOW YOU ARE EVEN ANGRIER!

HE'S THE ONE WHO CAUSED YOU TO KILL YOURSELF TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:51 No. 777809 ID: eda54c
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this is a flashback lmao (but only the TRUE fans would have known that for real if you aren't a TRUE fan please GO)

6/5 Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)21:56 No. 777811 ID: eda54c
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yeah this is still a flash back

Suggestion 2017/02/06(Mon)22:00 No. 777812 ID: eda54c
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YOU STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT

AND YOU STILL EMBARRASSINGLY CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHEN YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT IT

WHAT WILL YOU DO TO HIM?

!: SHIT IN HIS MOUTH AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
@: FORCE HIM TO KILL HIMSELF TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
#: BURN HIS BAR DOWN AND FUCK HIM IN THE ASS

>>777812
BURN THE FUCKERS BAR DOWN, BUT INSTEAD OF FUCKINH HIM IN HIS ASS BEHEAD HIM AND FUCK HIS THROAT HOLE

Wait. Tie him up and make him watch his bar burn....
THEN SCOOP OUT HIS BRAIN AND MAKE HIM YOUR NEW TORSO!
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE HIF LEGS!

I think I'll go with @ just because, how would we even go about doing that??

#

Suggestion 2017/02/07(Tue)13:26 No. 777894 ID: eda54c
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YOU are at THE BAR where IT HAPPENED!

NOW THE TABLES WILL MAYBE BE TURNED, YOU REALLY HOPE SO BECAUSE IF NOT ALL THIS ANGER WOULD HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING!

DO YOU:

!: DIVE IN HEAD FIRST FOR THE KILL
@: GO IN THERE ACTING ALL COOL AND THEN POP OFF
#: LIGHT THE FIRE OUTSIDE AND WAIT FOR HIM TO COME OUT SO HE CAN'T SAY 'LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE' BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH ALREADY OUTSIDE

#

@ just play it cool man go in there acting like you forgave him then just deck the fucker

Suggestion 2017/02/08(Wed)17:36 No. 778222 ID: eda54c
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YOU decided that you would light a fire, and go inside acting cool before popping off on the dickhead.

You realize as you walk towards the entrance that this is the perfect plan.

Suggestion 2017/02/08(Wed)17:47 No. 778231 ID: eda54c
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INSIDE, YOU see a female version of "The Man Behind", and you are confused for a moment.

"WHERE IS HE?" you say in all caps.

"WHERE IS who?" she responds.

YOU raise your eyebrow in the general direction of a picture of the man you are looking for.

Suggestion 2017/02/08(Wed)17:51 No. 778235 ID: eda54c
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"Oh, my father died in his sleep a year ago."

WOOOOoooo Quest complete then good job guys!

Now I guess we should be off to peruse other fine quests on this here fine website?

Or will things... Be Different This time?!?!?!?
Dun Dun Duuuun!!!

>>778302
Well, if that's what you want!

BOOM

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