The Fluffy, for an unknown reason that is certainly not a badly-placed easter egg type shoutout, used the red goo to write "NEVER GONNA CATCH ME NEVER NEVER NEVER" on the walls.

DOUBLE REFERENCE MAKE Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/24(Tue)19:20 No. 81324 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy decided he would try and scrawl a cryptic message on the walls.

...

Well, at least The Fluffy could say he tried.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/24(Tue)19:24 No. 81327 ID: 135d9a
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As The Fluffy mulled over whether or not it would be worth it to try and catch a Cherry Weasel now that he was stuffed full of Pie Panther, or whether it should instead attempt to make an uncharacteristic purchase at an inexplicably placed convenience store, another thought popped into his head.

Where had that orb gone? The Fluffy had just had it a moment ago, right before he devoured the Pie Panther...

I'm gonna assume the worst here. Start projectile vomiting. Now.

The Fluffy digested the crazy ball and gained its power. Increasingly disjointed and murderous thoughts began moving through its head.

>>81327
Little did the Fluffy realize that by consuming the orb, it had gained the power to transverse through alternate dimensions... RIGHT INTO OUR OWN! In fact... THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS RIGHT NOW!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/24(Tue)22:43 No. 81376 ID: 135d9a
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As he was made mostly of fluff, it wasn't hard for The Fluffy to check the contents of his stomach for something fairly solid, and... yep, there was that orb.

The Fluffy found it harder and harder to think over the chorus of voices in his head, which told him to...

Carry out a vengeance plotted more than ten years before.

Maximilian Autarch must die!

>>81377
but not by your hand, no! it must be carried out properly. these 10 years of planning have found you the most perfect of cats paws, the cherry weasel shall bring Maximilian Autarch low by your nefarious plans!

Make sweet sweet lovin' to anything that stays still long enough for you to have your way with it. 'Staying still' includes if they're trying to get away, but can't escape.

You really need to stay out of the frozen wasteland! Climb inside that pie panther's corpse.

>>81376
Let me make one thing clear to you, Fluffy. We only care about three things here: Incest, Hats, and Hot Goblin Sex.

You need to make one of these three things happen, and fast.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/25(Wed)22:50 No. 81695 ID: e973f4
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The Fluffy climbed into the messy entrails of the Pie Panther for warmth and began to plot his insidious and dastardly plan to bring about the death of his nemesis Maximilian Autarch!

The Fluffy seemed to remember that he had at one point actually planned this out, but after eating the mysterious orb it was getting pretty hard to remember details like that.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/25(Wed)22:51 No. 81696 ID: e973f4
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Maximilian Autarch was, of course...

>>81696
Was the lord and master of all things uncool and unfunny, and his stage name, was Sinbad.

>>81696
the greatest of evils to those who had found the fluffy, for he was lord and master of all things bald. his mere gaze caused hair to fall in the thousands, and the reflection of his perfect dome was said to both blind and terrify all things.

Theta][Sigma 2009/11/26(Thu)00:03 No. 81724 ID: f21281
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>>81722

>>81722
I think I agree with this.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/26(Thu)20:14 No. 81939 ID: e973f4
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Autarch was, of course, Lex Luthor an angry bald man in a suit.

With connections.

Lots of connections.

The Fluffy really wished he could remember that plan he had drawn up years ago...

>>81939
Irradiate a few bottles of Rogaine.
Inject them forcefully into foe.

Suggestion 2009/11/26(Thu)20:29 No. 81950 ID: 7eda8b
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Step 1: Make a small cut in Max's fuel line, so it won't leak while parked, but will leak when being driven. Calculate rate of loss and position self halfway to his scheduled destination.

Step 2: After the car has stalled, track it down and blow it up with a bazooka. Max himself has proven too quick and durable for this to be certain, but it will take care of his bodyguards.

Step 3: Finish the job with pistols loaded with silver bullets (IMPORTANT), to breach his magical defenses.

>>81950
Step 4:???
Step 5:Profit!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/27(Fri)16:13 No. 82262 ID: e973f4
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The Fluffy... The Fluffy liked this plan.

But first, he would have to take care of a few things. After all, he had none of the tools necessary, nor did he know when Autarch would be in the right place... He had his work cut out for him.

What to do first?

>>82262
It was time for espionage! The Fluffy returned to his mount Icee the Frostingsaber, and rode to resupply and buy equipment at the fort at the bottom of the Dessert Mountains. It was called Confecthirst the Sweet-Meats of Tasting.

>>82262
Needed: Gun, bazooka, sharp thing, gas-measurey-thingie.

Three of those things can be found at a weapon shop.

Paying is optional.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/01(Tue)16:29 No. 84544 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy still wasn't sure which part of his plan to work on first, but quickly realized that whether he decided to spy on Max or collect weapons, he would have to return to Baldsburg.

Only a couple of hours into the journey, though, The Fluffy remembered why he'd never returned to Baldsburg these past ten years -- the Forest of Despair was in the way, and The Fluffy had always been very intimidated by the prospect of traveling through an untamed wilderness filled with non-dessert-based beasts.

So, The Fluffy decided to...

(I gotta keep this rolling somehow.)

Go around the forest by traveling in the mountains that are actually filled with dessert-based enemies that will be easily killed.

>>84544
Spread his wings and fly over it instead!

>>84544
Train on progressively less sweet enemies until he was powerful enough to take on the entrees that guarded the forest.

>>84544
( I think you're doing an awesome job of keeping the quest's quality up, don't fret it. :> )

Eliminate the forest itself. With extreme arsonistic prejudice.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:24 No. 87483 ID: 135d9a
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... spread his wings and fly over the forest!

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:24 No. 87484 ID: 135d9a
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... wait The Fluffy doesn't have any wings.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:25 No. 87486 ID: 135d9a
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THE FLUFFY FOUND THE FOREST JUST AS DARK AND SCARY AS IT REMEMBERED FROM LAST TIME

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:27 No. 87487 ID: 135d9a
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One near-death experience and terrified scramble out of the forest later, The Fluffy found himself wondering what on earth had made him think he had wings.

And also how he was to get to Baldsburg.

>>87487
Staunchly refusing to take the road like any normal person would, The Fluffy decided to EAT the forest!

>>87488
Replace EAT with BURN.

Burn it. Burn it all.

>>87488
Replace BURN with LOVE
love it to death.

>>87518
replace LOVE with FUCK
Fuck that forest, oooh yeaah

>>87520
Replace FUCK with EAT.
take it all the way back around.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/08(Tue)19:02 No. 88681 ID: 135d9a
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The voices in The Fluffy's head told him to do all sorts of silly things to the forest. The only one that sounded remotely sensible was burning it down, and The Fluffy didn't really have any way to start a fire handy.

The Fluffy told the voices they were silly, and asked them to try again.

You're out of the forest?

Uh... walk to Baldsburg, then. You're apparently more than halfway there...?

>>88684
[no no no The Fluffy ran back into the mountains after "almost getting killed"]

>>88681
The Fluffy decided he would go back to the mountains, tame a Lemon Jelly Lion, and ride his fearsome steed through the forest.

>>88695
Those are really sticky!
So, do this, but first assemble a Flaky Saddle from trees.

>>88723
Yes, a flaky saddle, bit, etc. Remember, Lemon Jelly Lions glow with an eerie green light! That is how you will distinguish them from the other Jelly Lions.

[Wait did I say Lemon I meant Lime. WELL, GET WHICHEVER FLAVOR OF JELLY LION YOU PREFER, THEY JUST GLOW DIFFERENT COLORS]

RAWR JELLY LION!!!!!!!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/19(Tue)16:45 No. 114830 ID: 135d9a
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...zzz...

==>

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/19(Tue)16:46 No. 114831 ID: 135d9a
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...zzzSNRKT!

The Fluffy woke up, having dozed off some time before.

He tried to remember what he had been doing before he fell asleep, but he was still pretty groggy...

>>114831
FOILING THE EVIL MISTER BALD.

To do so, he would need a mount to get through the forest.

Hence: Jelly Lion. Rawr!

A monkey would work too.

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:38 No. 115610 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy thanked the voices for reminding him of what he'd been trying to do, and set about finding a Jelly Lion.

On the plus side, it didn't take long to find one.

On the minus side... Jelly Lions are pretty big.

Leap onto its back! Bronco ride it!

It's fine. That's what they're for. Being big. And delicious.

Leap onto it. With luck, you'll get stuck inside like a piece of fruit in a jelly mold, and control it from the inside like wasp larva.

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:53 No. 115624 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy knew that this was what he was born to do!

... Or perhaps not, but a little self-motivation couldn't hurt.

The Fluffy swallowed hard and leapt from the ridge...

==>

man this username thing is just too much for me huh Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:54 No. 115627 ID: 135d9a
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THE FLUFFY WAS ALTOGETHER HORRIFIED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS

ALSO HE COULD REALLY USE SOME AIR

>>115627
Swim! Swim for your life, The Fluffy!

>>115627
Don't worry, just try to poke your head out, somewhere, and ask the lion to take you where you need to go. You aren't a delicious... something... antelope...

He should be friendly.

>>115627
EAT YOUR WAY OUT.

>>115631
sausage antelope

>>115631
Delicious bacon antelope.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/22(Fri)20:18 No. 116987 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy flailed about as hard as he could, but the Jelly Lion proved entirely too viscous! And his backup plan to eat his way out wasn't especially effective either -- he was still very full of Pie Panther, and could only manage a couple of mouthfuls -- nowhere near enough to free himself!

The Fluffy really didn't want to figure out what would happen if he got stuck inside one of these things for too long. He needed to come up with something, and fast.

>>116987
Panic. Then tickle its insides.

Swim into its head and become its new brain.

COMPLETELY flip the fuck out.

Yell BOO as loud as you can! Maybe it'll scare and you'll be shaken free!

>>116987
>>117005
This is just stupid enough to work! DO IT

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/25(Mon)19:06 No. 118575 ID: 135d9a
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Somehow, The Fluffy's desperate and crazy plan worked.

The Fluffy felt very strange.

>>118575
AWESOME. Now go forth and conquer that forest, Fluffy. We have BALDNESS TO CURE.

>>118575
Practice moving around with your new body

No time to practice. Proceed directly towards destination.

Also, say "Rawr, I am a lion."

Grow gelatinous fur.

Become slime girl 2.0

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/26(Tue)21:18 No. 119259 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffylion bounded through the dark forest, unable to see where he was going but hoping like hell nothing tore him apart!

==>

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/26(Tue)21:20 No. 119263 ID: 135d9a
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...

Somehow this turn of events didn't really surprise The Fluffy in the slightest.

Now that he was on the other side of the forest, The Fluffy was finally in a position to start working on his brilliant plan!

But The Fluffy wasn't sure where to start.

Towns? We need towns. Towns are very important to have.

>>119266
Let us get several.

Did you remember to preposition your weapons?

If not, better buy or steal some. You need a rocket launcher or bazooka and pistols with silver bullets.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/06(Sat)22:19 No. 127067 ID: e973f4
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Right! The Fluffy needed to buy guns!

Conveniently, there was a questionably-placed... gun... stand...

"Gun stand."
"Hey, it's been a while since you said anything."
"In the middle of nowhere."
"What?"
"Gun stand. In the middle of nowhere."
"Oh come on, you'll take the dessert-themed felines at face value but you're not willing to accept a gun stand?"
"... Forget it."

... anyway, convenient gun stand.

[i]Unfortunately, "Archie" seemed to have fallen asleep at some point.

The Fluffy couldn't shake the feeling that he was really, really short.

>>127067
[oh god how did that wind up so huge]

Dogmeat 2010/02/07(Sun)00:03 No. 127159 ID: 506441
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>>127067
Wake up archie. Then purchase a m79 grenade launcher.

Bazooka + Pistols + Silver bullets. Like in the plan.

>>127067
But you don't have any money, do you, FLUFFY?

And you can't just eat HIM, FLUFFY. He's not made of the same things as the others.

He's SSSSKIIIIN. FLESSSSH. BOOOOONE. No. You can't eat THIS one, FLUFFY.

You'll have to BURN him. BURN HIM ALIVE.

>>127067
Just steal some guns and shot him in the dick. You're a hardened anti hero after all. Paying is for losers.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:47 No. 137162 ID: 135d9a
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What was The Fluffy doing? He didn't have time for this! After all, he was...

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:48 No. 137163 ID: 135d9a
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A HARDENED ANTI HERO.

(complete with cigarette.)

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:50 No. 137164 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy wasn't about to take shit from anybody. That Archie fucker? Wouldn't wake up. Too bad. He'll be able to make up for his mistake. In HELL.

The Fluffy was armed to the teeth. He had a bald fucker to fuck up. Everything felt... right.

"Wait, is this still the same story?!"

>>137164
"Of course it's still the same story. The Fluffy was always a hardened anti hero. Did you miss how he brutally devoured a pie panther and ate the brain of a jelly lion?"

Anyway now that the Fluffy is armed to the teeth he must find the bald fuck. Start beating up snitches for information.

Yes it's called a plot twist damnit. Now find a mailman to interrogate as to where Bald's house is so you can cut the fuel line.

So he sabotaged his opponent's ride, so it would stall somewhere he could ambush it, like an abandoned rock quarry, or a darkened alley, or a steel mill, or a skyscraper full of terrorists.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)19:16 No. 137508 ID: 135d9a
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First order of business. The Fluffy needed a location, and he wasn't taking "I don't know" for an answer.

Luckily for those who despise body counts, the mailman he quickly accosted knew the location, and nervously gave a full set of directions.

Too bad The Fluffy wasn't in the mood to leave witnesses. But such is the life of a HARDENED ANTI HERO.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)19:18 No. 137511 ID: 135d9a
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And one mangled fence and cut fuel line later, The Fluffy's plan was well in motion. He just had to make sure that his bald foe went to an appropriate location, so that he could be quietly... eliminated.

"This is ridiculous."
"You're ridiculous."

 

>>137511
> He just had to make sure that his bald foe went to an appropriate location, so that he could be quietly... eliminated.
...BY AN ION CANNON!!

>>137511
So the Fluffy infiltrated the Bald man's house, killing anything that got in his way, and filled the Bald man's water heater with ROGAINE. Upon discovering the horror, he would be forced to flee to his BALDNESS OPERATION HEADQUARTERS. The mere thought of that evil glassy dome filled the Fluffy with shivers.

>>137511
Give the Bald one a call telling him that one of his loved ones are at a hostpitol. Lay in wait along the way and prepare your RPG for introducing the baldness to some ultimate fluffyness.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:47 No. 139606 ID: 3b6c92
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Seeing his opportunity, The Fluffy put his somewhat poorly-defined plan into action.

Step one: Rogaine in the water supply.

"Rogaine? What?"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:47 No. 139608 ID: 3b6c92
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Step two: fraudulent phone call.

"Uh, seriously, what?"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:49 No. 139609 ID: 3b6c92
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Step three: VAPORIZE BALDSBURG WITH AN ION CANNON.

The Fluffy--

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. I get it. You don't want to tell stories. Fine."
"What? But--"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:49 No. 139610 ID: 3b6c92
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"I'll just come up with another one. Jeez."
"... Fine, whatever."

"..."

"We're still stuck in this elevator, you know."

god this was supposed to be done in December, why did it take so long

Anyway uh if you guys wanna weigh in on how that went, uhhh, or whatever, because I don't even know where my questdis thread is and it doesn't really matter if the posts are here or there, I'd kinda like to know what people thought of this. It was supposed to be a fun little one-shot that would last maybe a couple weeks tops and get me back into questan and at some point things got a little wonky on my end. But from what I can tell, at least a few people liked it, even though the art was scribbly even by my standards and the basic premise had no plot whatsoever?

And yeah in case you were wondering I realized around the time somebody said "ion cannon" that this thing had drug on for entirely too long and saw the perfect opportunity to be done with it. >_> I hope the ending seems reasonable, anyway...

Should've had more akimbo pistol action. This is my only complaint.

I found it enjoyable. We could use some more silliness in /quest/. Most times, when someone gets the idea to do a light sort of quest, it seriouses the fuck up in short order.