2/2 Glitcher 2017/01/15(Sun)12:28 No. 772440 ID: bfb318
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"Look, I know I'm in the best position to answer that question, but I'm the worst person to ask it. Whether I'm the ring shell just projecting the glitcher or the glitcher running the RS, well, it's just kind of a double-shape illusion that changes what it looks like based on how you look at it. Considering that you guys run off the RS too, well, if you're unique people, then so am I, the glitcher. I just have not-strings dangling between me and the whole rest of the RS."
>"And if you cut those? Where is your conscious stored? This shell, or the RS?"
"Wow you think I give a shit about that well I don't! Geez I thought you'd be the closest one to approach me in how little I want to think about that."
>"That's Mittens, but the rest of us are the scientists trying to figure this stuff out aren't we?"
"Oh yeah. I guess. I dunno."
"It is most likely both." says the Rulekeeper. "I fear that the distinction between you and the ring shell has become more blurred than I could see at first look. Our omniscience covers the entire contestant universe, yet yours appears to be more uncontrolled and involuntary than mine. I at least can turn it off and on, and selectively so. I have seen you doze off, as though you forget you have a shell. Either way, neither form suits our personalities or identities as individuals. It is a necessary function for us, and I hate this fact."

...

"Guess what it's time for a break!"
"Wait. Real time will pass."
"We'll dumb the contestants down. Shaving off a tiny bit of intellect they'll barely notice is like, triple the computation speed."
"Glitcher, the salikai could be coming down to shut us off right now."
"It'll take less than 20 seconds!"

Choose Character:
Radmin
Sevener
Other?

We've been Radmin enough, let's go with Sevener for once.

Sevener. Or see what Sweatermouse and Radmin are up to.

Chief. I want to see how he has been getting along after he had to be responsible for hundreds of years.

>>772440
Sweatermouse!

Yay you know more about the ring shell woo.

Just remember it took thousands of the best scientists ever several generations to build this thing so try to avoid worrying about whats going on inside your own head to much. That sort of thinking gets you dressed in black makeup crying in a corner wondering why your parents can't understand your pain.

As for contestants lets go look at Chomper (the chain eating guy) I want to see how he grew up.

I'd say Sevener, maybe a quick look at how Mittens is doing as well.

But first, what did you find out about the ring shell? You were a super wizard before, so what are you now?

Sweatermouse, of course.

It's probably a structure lack that in some forms of pantheism, where the entire RS is theoretically one consciousness but it's so big that if it all "woke up" at once it wouldn't really be able to cohesively be like a person because all the thoughts would splinter and disperse too far and so on? Like with some really big animals they have to basically have more than one brain because their legs are too far away from their head so they need extra brains in their butt or something. So it stays "asleep" and "dreams" that it's a bunch of smaller separated people. People like you are lucid dreamers who have realized they can control the dream, while still maintaining the mental structures that allow the RS to stay "asleep".

There are theories that organic intelligences are basically the same thing, so it doesn't mean anything as to whether you're not a person. Which means you should be nice to your children. I hope you've been trying to keep a good lead on the good dad leaderboard!

Anyway I vote Sweatermouse as well. Or if not her then let's see slightly-dumber Sevener. Radmin's had enough time and we'd barely notice him not being so smart.

Chief.Sevener if not.

Dumb them down by a LOT if they're on vacation. Then send them to the arena. I wanna see blood!

Plus, morale is low. Some crazy hijinks with low processing power should cheer us up.

>Switch to
Sweatermouse.

Chief, I love Radmin but we haven't seen Chief in a while and I'm interested in seeing how he's doing. Sevener is too reactive, I don't think she'd be as fun to be as she is to interact with normally.

Lets see if Chief has learned to relax.

>>772442
This.

Sevener, why not.

Radmin cause we can't have enough radmin in our life's.

Chief as I'm curious what he's been up to.

Sweatermouse

>>772442
Changing vote to sweatermouse, she seems like she'd have better interactions with /quest/.

How has Chief been holding on?

Current tally (not counting characters with >4 votes):
IIII Sevener (gains one if either Chief or Sweatermouse loses)
IIIIII Chief
IIIIIII Sweatermouse

Sevener, want to find out what shes been up to.

Chief.

Due to a close 3 way tie, there may be character swapping instead of sticking with one character.

1/2 Glitcher 2017/01/15(Sun)20:17 No. 772561 ID: bfb318
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>How's Chief doing?
He's been a team lead. I didn't even invite him to be one! He just showed up and was all taking charge. I was gonna have a boot clip right through his ass and then turn on collision while it was inside, but then I realized he took charge of all the boring parts and it was great.

Except he's a total workaholic and he's on mandatory break duty for now.

>Sevener?
Glaring in a corner to scout for someone she might tolerate enough to be a teammate. Radmin and her are still a team on paper, but they're mixing it up with some side shows.

>Chompers?
They're doing alright. I made it so they destroyed everything they touched, but I guess Rulekeep reverted that.

>Radmin
... makes me want to think more about the Ring Shell.

>What have you learned about the Ring Shell?
It's pretty cool.

It's like a double layered thing though. It took me a while to notice it, but when I do a thing, or rather, when the RS does a thing, another sub-RS thing does a thing to mirror that or something I dunno I just run the experiments I don't process the data.

See with strings, they seemed complex at first, but it seemed pretty basic once I stared at them for awhile. It all came together and that's how I became a super wizard.

But now that I'm working with the RS I can't just call myself a super wizard anymore. I know what I'm not calling myself - a super genius! Or even just smart.

RS pixels? It's a good thing I've got people to actually think for me, because the more I learn about them the more I think I don't know anything about them.

I'm contemplating running some routines to make some contestants, or maybe Rulekeeper, some kind of super-genius.

But that's for later! For now I'm gonna do, uh, something else.

2/2 Glitcher 2017/01/15(Sun)20:17 No. 772562 ID: bfb318
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You are Sweatermouse. You might not be the referee anymore, but that's because you finally got backup in the form of Birdfeed. He seems to like being in the center ring of attention without actually being the focus of the attention.

Right now, there's a lull in the fights. You don't know where Radmin is, since he seems much more talented at finding you than you finding him. You also thought about going to Alison, but you've become worried about being way too clingy. Alison is too nice to say anything.

As a result, you've got nothing better to do than sit in your little house and play video games.

It sounds bad when you put it like that, but it's nice.

What type of game you playing? And do you have anyone you like playing with?

How are the matches going? And are they actually deciding a admin anymore or is it just for fun?

And how are you feeling about Glitcher's little trap went off that "protected" you from Radmin and Glam's amorous intentions? It's nice that he was worried about you but that must have been weird.

After all the death battles and murder puzzles this seems pretty nice actually.

So did you ever get a second date with Radmin after the last one got awkward?

Oh no we turned Sweatermouse into a loner vidya nerd.

What are you playing, anyways?

So you don't know how to find your boyfriend to hang out? Or you girlfriend. How the heck did you even end up almost hooking up with two people by accident. Try not to get too weirded out by all of that.

Did you ever get a chance to see Arbiter? Is he still out in the stage proper or has he shown up in Sanctuary 2.0 yet?

Carefully check house for glitter bombs, traps or other potential radmin shenanigans.

>>772562
With your luck, Radmin is going to find you on the game you're playing, both of you will end up on the same team, and he'll start bugging you by stealing your points!

Oh, hey, what happened to any of the other Alison ghost-team people? Have you met any of them again? They here somewhere too?

Sweatermouse 2017/01/15(Sun)21:10 No. 772575 ID: bfb318
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>Are they actually deciding a admin anymore or is it just for fun?
You're pretty sure it's just for fun now. The only person who really even cares is Radmin, and possible Sevener, and Guitar Knight seems pretty stoked to get...

On second thought, the ex-admins care about the prize, but no one else.

>Did you ever get a chance to see Arbiter?
Nope. You'd like to!

>Alison ghost-team people?
You've introduced yourself to several you could find. But, they were always so busy with other people and you sometimes just felt weird snuggling her while complete strangers were there. You thought it might be best if you gave them some room, first.

>So you don't know how to find your boyfriend to hang out?
There's just not a good way to find pe -

>Boyfriend
That's a strong word! He hasn't called you his girlfriend so far.

You're afraid things got awkward with the sensory potions. You hope he isn't avoiding you over it. The last time you've seen him was during his one on one grudge match with GK, and he acknowledged you, but there wasn't as much interaction with you and him compared to other matches.

>How are you feeling about Glitcher's little trap went off that "protected" you?
You really tried to see it from his point of view, but you really wish he didn't! You should probably talk to him about that. In fact you would have, but the idea of giving him a little lip is a spooky thought.

On the bright side, you got a cool floating house in the sky. Now you just have to say a magic code to teleport here, and there's a teleporter with a few destinations to go back out. It's like your own little safe zone. You would think Radmin couldn't barge in here, but you'd rather not jinx it. It's more likely he'd show up in the video game, somehow finding you, and stealing your items.

>What kind of game is it?
You're currently playing an exploration game. It's not exciting or anything, but it's multiplayer with all the other people. Running around and finding items in ruins and subterranean lairs and stuff seems like the kind of thing that would be traumatic, but it turns out it's fun when you don't actually have to do it for real.

You've made a few friends. To protect your identity as the referee (for reasons that might just be limited to a case of social nervousness) you stick to speech to text. You talk about the places you've been.

Wait so you are hiding in a castle in the sky where Radmin can't even get to you? Well that's going to make sure he is forced to avoid you. I think little miss Sweatermouse is nervous and avoiding someone.

You should schedule another date and just hang out some more. Then you will be able to tell if you just want to be friends or maybe something more. Regardless if you want that sort of relationship you two seemed to have fun together. Radmin is a big joker and likes to tease and needs someone to make sure he does not take things to far. Honestly he is a lot like Glitcher. Probably why they fight so much.

And you did seem to enjoy a lot of the teasing. You looked like you were having quite the time hanging out with him.

Anyways video games are fun just make sure you are not using your new secret space house to hide. (Also make sure you are not avoiding Alison because her sister was this close to tag teaming you with Radmin)

Double check and make sure the sky isn't on fire or anything

You got nervous and are hiding from Radmin and Glamison aren't you? Have you even seen them since you got teleported away? Man they thought you had gotten eaten by the ghost or something and were panicking pretty bad.

I think you should go talk with them about things. Playing mmo's while locked in your house is great if you are not doing it to hide away from the world.

As for Glitcher, why not thank him for worrying about you but that he owes you one extra romantic date location to make up for it? Yeah it was a bit awkward but its nice that he made a thing to keep you safe (Even if it was from himself).

Made any new friends in your game?

Does everyone get secret skybases, or is this a Referee perk.

>game
Poke the chest! Hopefully it's not a trap. Or a mimic. If you were Alison, you could hug a mimic and recruit it when it attacked you.

>That's a strong word! He hasn't called you his girlfriend so far.
Well, maybe he couldn't! Vocabulary gets a little awkward on a literal double date.

>There's just not a good way to find pe-
Considering the teleport operators hang out with him, you could probably exploit that to teleport to him.

Or maybe you have to bug one of the god-types to set up a search function. Or a phone system. There are millions or billions of people in the sanctuary right now, it should be easier to find each other.

>You hope he isn't avoiding you over it.
Maybe you need to do something to let him know you're okay? I mean, neither he or Glam is gonna make a move if they think you're still bothered by it. Maybe you need to pull a prank or something so they know things are back to normal. The ball's in your court.

...or oh gosh, maybe, this time, you need to seduce them! Ha! That would take them by surprise! If you don't die of embarrassment for thinking of that first.

You know what you should do instead of sitting around becoming "Homely Mouse" you should get out there and cause some trouble! Break into Radmin's house and steal HIS items. Spray paint over the propaganda supporting him in the ring he doubtlessly leaves around town. Challenge Radmin to a one-on-one fight in the Ring as his new Rival: Heart-breaker.

>>772575
>It's more likely he'd show up in the video game, somehow finding you, and stealing your items.
You fool! You've jinxed it and now he's going to show up in the game! He's gonna steal all of your items! DX

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)09:03 No. 772637 ID: bfb318
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You weren't planning on hiding away from people forever, but now that you think about it, you have been sitting here for a while. This chair is incredibly comfortable. Your in-game dice roll didn't let you open the big chest over your friends, but that's okay. You let them know you've got to sign off, but you'll be back later.

>Bug the gods
You completely forgot about the key phrase!

"Rulekeep, please!"
"Hello, Sweatermouse. How are you doing?"
"I'm okay. Can we have a phone system or something to call people with?"
"Yes. There is one already. I suppose I should publicize it, as you are not the first to call me for one. Here is a tablet. Your ID number is 137940."
"Okay thanks! Oh and congratulations on seeing Glitcher again, I know how much he meant to you. Uhh. Could you please tell Glitcher thanks for looking out for me but to not do things like teleport me away for no good reason!"
"I will, but it would have more impact if you told him yourself."
"Oh... I guess I should. But then I should tell him he owes me... a date?"
"Really?"
"NO! NO! I mean! No I was thinking about - I dated people and that's been on my mind and I lost my train of thought and then I just muttered out date and I didn't mean that I should date Glitcher oh no oh no I slipped bad I'm sorry I - "
"Sweatermouse. You do not need to panic. Although, perhaps you should rehearse what you would like to say to Glitcher."
"YES. Please don't tell him what I said here!"
"He already knows."

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)09:05 No. 772638 ID: bfb318
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You freeze, and Rulekeep leaves because she's a glorious person that gracefully escapes the situation instead of wrongfully thinking you could ever salavage this situation. You look outside. The sky isn't on fire or anything, so you haven't been missing out on anything cataclysmic.

>Is a skybase a referee perk or an available thing?
Nope, as far as you know, you're the only one! It was custom made by the glitcher, and so it's sort of like a perk for being picked on.

Messing around with your tablet reveals a database of people and who they go by, with disambiguation and everything.

You confirm that Radmin exists, but he has no ID number. You also see Glamison, your g-

>Girlfriend
Ohhhhh you're getting ahead of yourself too much!

She doesn't have an ID either. The tablet doesn't even say where exactly they're at, and you would sooner jump out this window and hope you land on either Radmin or Glamison sooner than calling Rulekeeper back. At the same time, the thought crosses your might that they might be avoiding you because they think you just need more room or something wrong! You hope it's not that. Maybe you should approach them, after all.

>Cause trouble as a wrestler named the Heart-breaker
As bad of a job as you'd do at it, you are still an invincible entity, so it wouldn't be as disasterous as someone might think.

It certainly wouldn't as bad of a job as if you tried to seduce them back! You would crash and burn harder than any invincibility state could protect you from. You try to think of how a situation like that would play out, but your mind goes blank. Just as blank as thinking what you would dress up as if you did dress up as a wrestler.

Just call Radmin and tell him to describe what he'd like to do with you if the two of you were alone again. Maybe Glamison too if you feel like it.

>That's a strong word! He hasn't called you his girlfriend so far.
He probably won't until you do first. As much as they hate each other Radmin and Glitcher are surprisingly alike. He enjoys cultivating the lovable douchebag appearance, but he's afraid of being an actual douchebag. If you want your relationship to go back to normal you're going to need to be the one to extend the olive branch.

Feelings are hard, express yourself by becoming a wrestler. Just imagine it, the moment you got unmasked would be amazing! Also it would give you an easy excuse to talk to Radmin and Glamison.

Well try calling Radmin and Glam to see if it works even without a number. If you can get them on the line say hi and that you want another date and this time you are taking them both out.

If you can't call them then yell for Glitcher. Tell him:

"Hey Glitcher I am glad you are back (insert hug here). And thanks for the house and trying to protect me. It means a lot that you set up something special just for me while you were getting ready to fight that thing."

"But disappearing sort of ruined my date and I think I was sort of liking being seduced? I want to go on another date with them but have never done anything like this before. And I sort of want to seduce them back? But pretty sure I have no idea how to seduce anyone really. So I was wondering if you could give me a hand?"

"Er not with the seducing I mean but maybe help setting up a date?"

You should have Glitcher set up a wrestling match with the prize being a ultimate date coupon/ticket. Then join the contest as the invincible masked seduction mouse.

Then just beat Radmin and Glam (as they will be going for the ticket to give to you anyway) and then use the coupon on them after you win.

Or you know just call them and say you want another date.

Ask Glitcher for help seducing Radmin and Glamison.

Nothing will go wrong.

Want to turn the tables on Radmin and seduce him and Glam in ridiculous prank fashion?

Get a mod from shopkeep that turns you into a guy (Or just part of you) and have Glitcher "accidentally" turn Radmin into a lady.

Then you can show up and seduce the crap out of him while he is confused.

Or you know just dress up real nice and lure in Radmin with you sexiness. Might have to have Glitcher zap all of you with potions again though.

>>772638
Not all wrestling characters have to be good at wrestling. Comedic relief can be fun, even if they're not good wrestlers. Maybe you could make a storyline where you get knocked in the head and think you're a wrestler. It's mostly for fun, right? I suppose it could also set up for future cheesy 'oh no, I hit my head and now I'm this other thing' storylines for fun.

Have you met any other you's?

*inhale*

"Glitcher, since you're a peeping Tom who apparently hears everything I say, don't go teleporting me needlessly to protect me anymore! It's rude and condescending and a little insulting. I may just be a silly mouse but I can make my own choices!"

>Just as blank as thinking what you would dress up as if you did dress up as a wrestler.
Hmmm. Options that come to mind are either a silly cliche-ed superhero look (cape and mask and all) or go with something completely unsuited for wrestling, like a sparkly dress or tux and then cheat with invincibility or ref powers.

>>772645
I do like the idea of a rigged contest where you snatch the prize in the last round and use it to take them out. They'd never see it coming, especially if you did normal ref stuff beforehand.

>>772646
This is too entertaining of a concept not to second.

>>772638
>The sky isn't on fire or anything
That's because Rulekeeper told Glitcher that's not a prank anyone would find funny, so he's not allowed to change the sky's settings from "normal" to "on fire".

>>772647
>have Glitcher "accidentally" turn Radmin into a lady.
>Then you can show up and seduce the crap out of him while he is confused.
This is Radmin we're talking about here! He'd just roll with it and be completely unfazed by that happening and he would still end up out flirting Sweatermouse!

>>772643
>>772649
>Saying things to Glitcher by screaming at the sky.
Yeah, let's do that.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)11:27 No. 772670 ID: bfb318
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>Call them
You don't know their number!

It stores data on everyone that's in town, but it just means that they're able to be found. You can't call people that haven't gotten a tablet, which includes both Radmin and Glamison.

At this rate you're going to have to call out to Glitcher for assistance.

But that's a terrible idea!

>Maybe you could make a storyline where you get knocked in the head and think you're a wrestler.
You could. It's also a terrible idea but for different reasons! Terrible as in terribly cheesy. It would actually work, you think.

>What could go wrong?
Lots! Lots could go wrong! Lots will go wrong!

>"Dang, I'm offended!" Glitcher slides into view from off the tablet's screen.
"Ahhh?!"

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)11:27 No. 772671 ID: bfb318
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You drop the tablet, and as soon as it hits the ground, the TV turns on.

>"Hello it's me. Did you know I can read thoughts?"
"... yes?! You shouldn't."

Glitcher stares at you with those bug eyes. His eyes are okay, but the way that he seems to focus on you without properly aiming his eyes on you creates unnerving juxtaposition.

>"I can't really help it. Sorry."
"Oh. Well... maybe if you... uh, geez. Huh."
>"Rulekeep says you haven't something to tell me!"
"Erk - yeah but - she also said I should reheaaarssee wait a second if you can't help but read thoughts then shouldn't you already know how I feel?!"
>"Yeah but it'd be rude to pry into your thoughts."

>"Oh."

>"Gosh."

>".... or should I turn you into a guy and Radmin into a gi - "
"NO."
>"Well okay then."
"I just want help finding Radmin and Glamison!"
>"Well, Radmin is in his dressing room. Glamison is in the backstage of the concert hall. With all the other Alisons. Like, they're both in the first places anyone should guess in."
"Well, I want to recover the date since this whole house thing kind of ruined the last one for me!"
>"What house thing?"
"... what?"
>"Hold on let me look at - oh. Ohhh that was meeee. Huh. Why'd I do that? Man I keep screwing this up. Should I just leave?"

You did that because you were worried you might go too far someday. Which is maybe a good thing you should still be doing if you're casually reading people's minds now. But it had unintended consequences because you're still a doof who doesn't think things through and was self centered enough not to think anyone who wasn't you could set off your trap!

So think things through! You can't afford not to, and you of all people will always have time to.

So no, you don't have to go but stop doing stuff recklessly. Even safety things. Yellow card.

Please stay.

I think you were scared after messing with someone so you made a anti jerk system to keep me safe. Thank you by the way. (Tell him to show up in person so you can give him a hug)

Anyways I want to try the date again but I have never planned one or tried to seduce anyone. And I sort of want to try but last time it was all going so naturally even though I was nervous.

So I want to try again but am not sure how to set it up. I figured you might enjoy helping me figure out something fun.

That and I wanted to see you again to say thanks for everything. When you went off and died we were all sad so I figured I owed the new you a hug or two.

Well, uh, I guess we got the "talk to Glitcher" thing squared away.

Tell him about your wrestling plan!

>>"Hello it's me. Did you know I can read thoughts?"
>"... yes?! You shouldn't."
I think a big part of this whole becoming a CAI thing is getting comfortable with never having any privacy whatsoever, so yeah.

Tell him no, it's ok, you actually kind of appreciated the idea of what he did? It's just that in actual practice it was kind of a problem. Like, it caused a bit of distress for everyone involved, for a little while, and meant you missed out on some good times, but the intention was pretty sweet. So don't stop doing things like that! Just... well, put a little more thought into them? They'll still go wrong sometimes just, when they do, just help clean it up and repay for the trouble.

Really, Glitcher, if you'd been around when it happened you probably would have fixed it up right away! We want you around.

I think you were worried about becoming a asshole god like Savior was and so you put a lot of reminders around to help remind you to treat people properly.

We know you never wanted the job Glitcher. But you are the strongest of us now and until you can get us somewhere safe you are stuck being our protector.

Anyways I thought since the old you accidentally messed up my last date the new you could help me plan a even better one. So I can seduce Radmin and Glamison somehow.

Ask him if he can please turn off the "teleport Sweatermouse when she gets nervous" feature so that you don't teleport away in the middle of another date.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)15:10 No. 772727 ID: bfb318
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"Nnnnoooo don't go! I mean what you did was pretty nice in theory it's just the practice that kind of was not good. Except the house. I'd have given you a yellow card but I really like the house! And I can't actually give people yellow cards."
>"What really? You should be able to?"
"What? How?"
>"It's a referee ability. Have you ever just... tried it?"
"I - wha - nevermind! Could you turn off any other features that teleports me or does anything like that that might be lying around?"
>"1, 2, 3, done!"
"Can you show up in person by the way?"
>"Uh sure."

Glitcher climbs out of the TV, and you hug him.

"If I was in your spot, I'd screw up everything way harder, so it'd be bad of me to hold a grudge. Thanks for everything, and just be sure to think things through, since you do have all the time."
>"Haahaa yeahhhhhh but hey I didn't know I was talking to Alison."
"Aaaa noo I just learned from her is all! Anyway since I have your attention, I wanted to mention that I do want to seduce? no date those two again and was hoping you could help! Or, alternatively, I might, you know, be a wrestler as long as I still have the invulnerability tag or some other way to not make it totally embarrasing."
>"Uh no offense but I think you'd find a way to be totally embarrased."
"It'd be like as a secret wrestler or something! I was hoping to set up something fun, or for help on how to seduce either or both of them."
>"... huh, no one's ever come to me for seduction tips before. Not sure why that could be."
"Well, you and Rulekeep are an item, right?"
>"Yeah and it was such a baffling event that the whole universe got broke as a result!"
"Oh."
>"But I can teleport you to them to, you know, chat about things. I could also help set you up as a wrestler. I mean, getting cozy with things is probably more up your alley, but man, the idea of you drop kicking Radmin? Real nice."
"Heeee... actually something I was wondering, do you actually hate Radmin? Are you frenemies or something?"
>"I don't like him, but I feel more free around him. I can freely screw up the whole 'try not to be a jerk' thing when I prank him, and I don't feel bad about it later! So it's great. So no, I don't like him, but I like him existing. Anyway I'd ask you what you see in the jerk but that's enough talking about our feelings. Let's talk business. You want to date Radmin an' Glamison, or wrestle 'em. Or both! That'd be a weird date. Maybe, maybe not. Up to you, but I'll help you out with whichever you want to go after."

A) Romantic? Dates. It's more of what you've already done, but you'd love to hope this one will go right.
B) Secret Wrestler, ignore fact that it will be incredibly obvious who you actually are unless you alter your body as well.
C) Both, somehow.

C.

>I don't like him, but I feel a freer around him. I can freely screw up the whole 'try not to be a jerk' thing when I prank him, and I don't feel bad about it later! So it's great. So no, I don't like him, but I like him existing.
That's good, he needs someone who will stand up to him, besides me. And you need a safe target to be a jerk to, sometimes.

>>772727
C is clearly the only answer. If you do everything at once there's no way you'll be embarrassed! Because either it will be perfect or too confusing for anyone to really know what you were doing and judge you on it.

C.

We get some wrestling fun in and tease Radmin and Glam horribly. Then segway that into a romantic date later.

All Glitcher has to do is help us get into the contest and make some new prizes and costume stuff. The rest is up to Sweatermouse.

I like the idea of having a special set of matches with the perfect date being the end prize. That will lure in Radmin and Glam who will want to win it to take Sweatermouse out (we hope). Then Sweatermouse joins the contest to try and steal it away as her masked wrestler persona. No matter who wins it works out and we get to have wrestling fun.

C leaning B. I'm sure there's some way to naturally segue wrestling into dating, I don't know what it is, but we can figure it out as we go.

>ignore fact that it will be incredibly obvious who you actually are unless you alter your body as well.
Keep your head the same, but make your body really big and muscle-y. That way when your mask comes off you'll have the goofy badly photoshopped body look.

There is no other answer than C.

A private mud wrestling match.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)16:14 No. 772744 ID: bfb318
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"Well that's good, someone's got to stand up to Radmin!"
>"Yeah, and I don't feel like it, so I hope you're ready to rumble, Sweatermouse."
"Ahahhhh well I guuuuess I'll do both! How about if you get me in a special contest and the prize is a perfect date!"
>"Define 'perfect date'?"
"One that doesn't get messed up!"
>"Wow you'll make a good wrestler cause you sure don't pull punches. What if Radmin and Glamison don't join in, though?"
"Then the plan fails!"
>"Maybe let's work on that plan. Keep thinking of ideas! But wrestling date sounds good. Now, you gotta look like a good wrestler and you look like..."
"..."
>"...like..."
"Like what?"
>"A referee."
"I really don't look like that either! Maybe I look dumpy but I'm comfortable with it."
>"Hey, I'm not judging cept your eyes are cool and you always keep them shut. Anyways let's see what we have to work with for getting you a wrestling outfit."

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)16:14 No. 772745 ID: bfb318
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Paper Doll Mode

...

>"Okay maybe we do have a problem. If you do go with this body you are going to be about as well disguised as Radmin's ego! Maybe we should change it? Or I don't know there's something great about having you be an obvious secret. Haydi would love that."

If it's obviously you then Radmin and Glam will easily know what they are getting into. Will not have to worry about why some new strange wrestler is hitting on them.

Plus Sweater does have the figure for silly wrestling antics.

As for a costume we could go with a Ref gone bad theme maybe. A Black and white sexy ref costume.

How about plastic hands that cover her whole body, and their gimmick is that they move around and occasionally grope Sweatermouse if she gets aroused (this is also to help her indicate when a situation is sexual or just funny) while constantly covering the sensitive parts with alternating fingers at all times.

...you need a body double you can control from your house's video game system. A tall sexy non-sweater rodent who doesn't look like you! (Who needs a mask, because she's hiding her identity).

And you can pretend to be a normal ref for part of the time, and reveal your true form in the last match / round to surprise the others.

For your actual outfit, I think we need something silly. Like crossing referee black and white stripes with formal wear and a masquerade mask.

Suggestion 2017/01/16(Mon)17:38 No. 772770 ID: 929ca6
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A paper-thin disguise, but one that would last a thousand years.

>If you do go with this body you are going to be about as well disguised as Radmin's ego!

Do you doubt the POWER OF THE MASK?!?

Really though the aim of this is to seduce as well, so you need to be showing yourself off as much as winning. I'm sure they won't notice a thing! The glamor and challenge of the ring will occupy their minds too much as well as being literally dumber because of brain drain.

Maybe if you change your body so that you're not a mouse, you'll be better disguised? I mean, think of the looks on Radmin's and Glamison's faces when you reveal yourself as Sweatermouse and neither of them had any idea it was you!

I know! You can disguise yourself as an Alison! It's the perfect disguise! Everyone will think you're an Alison and will have no idea it's you!

Stay a mouse but change the proportions. Slender, Taller. A cape is a must, of course.

Give me muscle mouse.

I want something edgy looking that does a good job of disguising our features. Maybe a trench coat and a hood with spooky face-obscuring shadows. It'd either be funny watching Sweatermouse fail to be edgy or funny watching everyone react to the mysterious masked monster of a wrestler turn out to be Sweatermouse.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/16(Mon)23:20 No. 772807 ID: bfb318
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"I have so many ideas! It's tough to decide!"
>"How about you share 'em?"
"Ahh but it'd come out like a stream of consciousness!
>"How about I stop pretending that I'm oblivious to your thoughts?"
"... okay. But thank you for pretending first!"
>"Yepep."
"What?"
>"Nothin'. So okay, I'll give you some visuals.Here's a referee costume that's probably seductive, I dunno. It has cleavage, that's something. Some people think that's rad."
"Ah that's a lot of it!"
>"If you don't like it then then why did you get... nevermind, some things are even beyond my understanding. Also here's a mannequin of you except more slender and taller and a bit buffer."
"Oh gosh that doesn't look like me at all."
>"Haha yeah it doesn't suit you at all but that's the idea. Ideas like your costume that has the plastic hands that gro-"
"OKAY start pretending again please!"
>"That's what I'm good at!
"Oh but I do have an idea for a mask. It was pink in my head but maybe it should be black or white for the referee thing?"
>"Little at a time there, mind-racer. Oh, and you can have a body double, heck, you could probably control two bodies at once given a little rulekeep-intervention. Even an Alison shaped one. Oh whoops, not supposed to pay attention to your mind."
"Well, it does make explaining easy, and I am bad at that!"
>"Haha you sure are. But keep up the ideas. I like it."

>>772807
I say for the body changing options, we completely lose all of the mouse features so that no one can see through the disguise. That's what'll make the big reveal even more surprising!

But, other than that, I can't decide between the slender, taller, buffer body type or the Alison body type!

Okay, how about an Alison-shaped body with TWO torsos, one on each tail end? That way, you can seductively grope-hug each other to tease Radmin and Glamison!

Why not just alter your appearance to a muscular wrestler build that specifically lacks mouse features, then gain the ability to switch back to normal with glitcher's help?

This way, you can fight radmin to rope him into a date and then surprise the hell out of him by changing form.

Look, right, the whole point of this is to signal to Radmin and Glamison that you still want to date them and/or get their body parts all up in your body parts, with the secondary goal of making yourself look really attractive so that they are eager to meet that desire. If they spend the whole time looking at/admiring/getting all wrestly with someone who doesn't look like you, how's that going to accomplish your goal?

Take the option to try controlling two bodies at once. For one, it's something interesting that you haven't done before and will be cool to try (you can try hugging yourself! You're very huggable), second they'll never suspect the costumed sweatermouse they're fighting is you if they see you elsewhere at the same time, third it's not like there aren't duplicates of people running around anyway so they'll assume it's an alternate cycle Sweatermouse who was brought back at some point. If you like, you could probably construct an elaborate scenario where you have an evil twin who's stolen your referee powers or something.

Alternately, you could probably just have Glitcher and Rulekeeper make you an "enchanted mask" that literally prevents people who see it from figuring out who's wearing it. They'd see you and they'd see all your cute features but the aura of the mask would just prevent that little recognition connection from being made in their brains. That's a tiny bit mind controlly I know but it's harmless, not much more of a thing than the sensation sampling was.

I do like the being our own partner thing, maybe we could do it were one body stays obviously Sweatermouse-y while the other goes full wrestler. We could even have the one that looks like Sweatermouse be controlled by someone else.

Could you use dark magic to make it obvious to the audience that Sweatermouse is Sweatermouse, but block the other wrestlers from comprehending it? Get a bit of dramatic irony going on.

Honestly all of those forms are still instantly recognizable due to your cute ears. So cute.

And as >>772847 states the whole idea of this match is a fun date activity. And to make your intentions public (oh so very public).

So enchanted mask or evil twin Sweatermouse that was actually just you controlling both bodies while you ref the match sounds fun.

Anything more complex seems like it could be edging on manipulative stuff. A fun prank is good but we are aiming for a serious relationship so don't want to do anything that would leave a bad feeling later.

Sweatermouse is adorable but I am seriously digging the buff-sweatermouse look. Especially if she decided to open her eyes (even the glitcher likes her eyes).

I would like tall skinny and buff option more if we took the tall out of it. Keep SM short and thick, but thick with muscle instead of soft.

I like the controlling two bodies option with the Wrestleing Musclemowz body who you can probably pass off as an alternate cycle Sweatermouse if pressed, and the Traditional Thiccmouse body as a decoy to throw of suspicons.

>Look, right, the whole point of this is to signal to Radmin and Glamison that you still want to date them and/or get their body parts all up in your body parts, with the secondary goal of making yourself look really attractive so that they are eager to meet that desire. If they spend the whole time looking at/admiring/getting all wrestly with someone who doesn't look like you, how's that going to accomplish your goal?
I have to sort of agree that trying to show them things are okay / normal again by not being yourself to a large degree is sort of counter intuitive.

>>772807

Wait, Glitcher is on a roll with that Haydee stuff!

Let's have Haydee run an ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN between three wrestlers, one of whom is the mysterious new figure never before scene! We'll make it so obvious that it's Sweatermouse by having her BE Sweatermouse, but it's her super secret saucy alter ego, Stockingmouse!

She'll have incredible (striped) thigh-highs, a mini-skirt of justice, and a cute cropped jacket that invigorates whilst leaving much to the imagination.

Everyone will have such a hard time believing it's Sweatermouse in disguise that no one will think that it could possibly be her. She'll be hidden in plain sight.

>>772894
Stockingmouse sounds fun.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/17(Tue)15:52 No. 772917 ID: bfb318
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"Wait wait wait hold on! This whole idea is just to show Radmin and Glamison that nothing weirded me out for long and that I still want to see them! I look flattering there but it's not me and I should at least look like me."
>"Well that makes it simple."
"Maybe me but if I looked just a little tougher. Oh, like an alternate cycle me! Wait, are there alternate me's right now?"

You don't wait for Glitcher to respond, and type in 'Sweatermouse' to your phone. It comes up with 4 results including one that went by the name 'Mediator'.

"There are!"
>"And we can act like your body double is from some other cycle, too, put in the system and all that. A cycle number that no one is from to fact check. It's perfect. Here's a mannequin. Looks like you except like if you did squats. Like, a whole dozen of them."
"Like an evil twin!"
>"... heh. Yeah, like an evil twin. Here's a body. How's this look?"
"She's dressed with even less than me!"
>"Yeah, cause she's evil. Evil people wear less.."
"What? Who said that?"
>"Outside media! I've seen the outside world, you know."
"Oh, I guess you must be right, then - wait what about Glamison she's a good person?!"
>"... focus, Sweatermouse!"
"Okay okay, could we make it so her mask makes it hard for the other wrestlers to recognize that as me? Uh on second thought I dunno if I want to do something so mind controlly."
>"Yeah that's the kind of dangerous road that messed up your date in the first place! Let's stay away from that, alright?"
"Yeahhh."
>"Don't worry though, we'll be all 'This wrestler who is secretly controlled by Sweatermouse unbeknownst to the wrestlers!' while blocking the sound from the ring so the wrestlers can't hear. Oh and also Radmin's stupid operators in the audience. Heck, maybe you can capture them all to stop them from learning about your terrible secret."
"That I have an evil twin?"
>"N-no, your evil twin with a mind of its own because it's totally a different person."
"Ohhhh."
>"Yeah, in fact that could be the... no, the storyline is about dating. What if your evil twin thinks you're totally inferior, and that Radmin and Glamison should've been dating her from the get go? And to prove it she'll show she's actually the strongest."
"Wow this is getting a little convoluted!"
>"Yeah it's perfect. What's her name gonna be?"
"... Stockingmouse?"
>"I thought 'Murdermouse' had a ring to it but maybe a little subtlety can sneak its way in the ring."

You know this is going to end up with you having to sleep with your twin right? Cause why date one sweatermouse when you can make your 3 way a 4 way.

Plus it's only fair to let her in on the fun if you are going to use a actual person instead of a clone.

>"Yeah, cause she's evil. Evil people wear less.."
>"Oh, I guess you must be right, then - wait what about Glamison she's a good person?!"
Just imagine how little evil Glam must wear!

>"... Stockingmouse?"
>"I thought 'Murdermouse' had a ring to it
You can be stockingmouse when you do your face heel turn and reveal yourself as an actually-who-you-are wrestling persona. Murdermouse is perfect for an alt-cycle you out to teach you a lesson for being a wuss or something.

And an evil twin you coming in to ruin everything is actually perfect for a wrestling story-line. The evil alt ref! Who isn't even a ref at all and doesn't respect the rules!

I mean you have to pretend to be outraged by all this in public but by this point that's easy.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/17(Tue)16:21 No. 772924 ID: bfb318
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>Actual person
"Wait this is just like some puppet I control right?"
>"Yeah. Your consciousness, controlling two bodies. So I guess not an actual puppet, just, another you, but not their own person. You can probably pull it off. Hold on let me set it up."

You feel yourself in two places at once, and the disorientation sets in. You manage to hold your referee body up, but you lose balance on your evil-twin and fall down there.

>"Oh right freeroam. Well maybe you need a little practice, but you'll get it. I mean, you could probably use the practice acting like an actual evil twin, because, you know, going in blushing and putting your palms on your cheeks is gonna make people think 'adorable harmless sister' sooner than 'dastardly evil twin.' We can get you up to speed while you decide on a name."
"So far I'm leaning on Murdermouse for the wrestling name but turn into Stockingmouse when I reveal I'm actually Sweatermouse! Er... that the body-double is Stockingmouse, just to tell the difference. But if I have to practice then I don't need to decide yet!"
>"Yeah put it off sure. Oh speaking of that there's another problem, because right now you've got like, no wrestling talent. No offense. So with invincibility tag, it just means that Radmin and slash or Sevener are going to beat your face in for 5 straight minutes and then kick you out of the ring when they get bored. Think you should have a training montage, or should we just give you, a completely hopeless fighter, some overhwhelming stats and see what happens?"

>>772924
Don't think about having sex with yourself and whether it would be masturbation or not.

Why not both?

Overweilming stats

Bit of column B bit of column B I think.

Even with super stats if you have no skill at all then you could get over powered and kicked out the ring fast.

So a bit of training and some enhanced stats.

Maybe even a new stat bar. Like have the normal stats but also have a evil meter and a lust bar or something. Lets you have huge power boosts when doing dastardly things and lewd combos.

>>772924
Time to insert the evil female anime laugh here! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoblewomansLaugh

You gotta do SOME training, I mean cmon.

>>772924

Just enough know-how to not QUITE look like she's totally Sweatermouse in stockings, but with mysteriously awesome stats / power-ups because evil twin mojo.

That sounds good.

Also we'll glitch it up with some kind of crazy totally-not-cheating-we-swear-it's-legit nonsense. Which probably has something to do with making Glamison and / or Radmin flustered. Or her opponents.

OR MAYBE HER POWER IS TO FEED UPON THE YEARNING OF THE AUDIENCE AND GROW STRONGER THROUGH SAUCINESS.

Murdermouse should get the stats. Because she's a cheater. Heck, you could just rig the evil twin to have a block against stuttering and blushing and stuff.

>training montage
...how do you train to be an evil twin? What are evil twin things?

The danger of the evil twin trying to steal your dates is that you won't manage to make her evil enough and Radmin and Glamison will end up liking her and go "well hey this is already a multi-person thing why not add another Sweatermouse" and then you'd have to disappoint them and/or get jealous of yourself.

How about if your evil twin thinks of herself as your big sister and she's heard of Radmin and Glamison and disapproves of their shenanigans so she's kidnapped you and put on a competition where they have to either prove their worth to date you or if they lose be humiliated while you watch so you're convinced they're not worth your time? That would also be a good angle for her to have captured the operators, because she wants Radmin to prove what he can do by himself. She could even have you tied up and gagged on a podium above the ring or something so you don't have to do so much work controlling two bodies and don't have to keep up double banter. You can even have her do a big speech where she talks about how you said you wanted to date them again, and slip in everything you want to tell them that way!

Anyway pick up your other body, give each other a hug, and then do a combination controlling two bodies/wrestling/kissing practice montage! Also get yourself some stats, though.

>>772933
Or she could do sexy Bayonetta style dancing?

We could train, but just randomly being really strong sounds funnier, and would fit better with our gimmick. Can we get some extra comp power to better control the second body?

>>772964

Mousonetta. With all the kinky abilities. I can dig it.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/17(Tue)21:54 No. 773016 ID: bfb318
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>Sexy dancing
>Sex with oneself
>Lust bar stat
>Lewd combos
UHHHH

>"Yeah, do any of that weird stuff, and they'll think there's no way your evil twin is actually you!"
"N-no way! I mean, maybe a little seduction stuff, but I'd prefer like, power boosts when I do something dirty!"
>"...Heh."
"Nono I mean like dirty moves."
>"HEH."
"Stop pretending! You know what I mean!"
>"Yeah, you mean the CHP stars."
"... okay maybe a little different. Like an evil meter!"
>"Pfff, mouse, we both know you don't have what it takes to be evil! You'd feel terrible after that."
"Yeahhh.... plus if I was that unlikeable, then it would backfire when the 'unmasking' happens and they realize it was me. Actually how will the unmasking work?"
>"The twin will be a sweatermouse from cycle question mark, and she's got to be beaten to figure out from which! Then it's from this cycle, and it's revealed it's a body double."
"Oh okay."
>"Anyway for an evil meter to work it would need to be like, ineffectual villainy. Just like being saucy! Like a saucy meter. A sauce pan. No, just sauce meter. It powers up when you get a rise out of people, either by villainy or seduction."
"Oh, but I should practice wrestling moves just a little so I know the basics, and then get some stat boosts so that it's still high power with low ability to use it! I could probably be seductive and lusty and stuff if I tried!"
>".... we have a literal succubus, you know! And... hey, seriously. You do also know that if you were comfortable with that kind of stuff, then you wouldn't be in this house, would you?"
"Y...yeahhh. But... I... do I want that? I feel like I do."
>"Here's a... no, I'll spell it out. What you want is the confidence to act that way. You don't have honest interest in a sex drive even though you're now constantly thinking about it whether you like it or not, but you like the idea of a whole new way to bond with people. In other words, it weirds you out, but you love the social aspect. I'll tell you one thing you want for sure, though! The confidence to go get what you want in a room full of a million people."
"Wow, sheesh, reading my mind does make it e-easy! But, I, er, am not actually confident, especially not to act like a saucy villain in front of so many people at once! The thought of it is! Eee!"
>"It's exciting for you, if excitement came with feeling like a rock just got dropped on your gut! But remember, it's not you, it's your 'evil twin'! Think of it as just a character. The secret is just between you and me, and if you can pull it off, then revealing yourself will be the easy step."
"D-do... do you think I can do it?"
>"I wouldn't be having this longass discussion with you if I thought you'd flub it all."
"O-ohh, geez... Mmmaybe... uh, I don't know, could you maybe put an override or something on Murdermouse so she doesn't blush or stutter?"
>".... yeah we should probably do that."
"We should."
>"Okay, let's see what you got, try to suplex yourself or something!"
"Can I get more computational power or something? It's tough!"
>"You have more than enough! Adding more power won't actually help."

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/17(Tue)21:54 No. 773017 ID: bfb318
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>What if Murdermouse sees herself as the big sister?
That could work! You can see how to act after you sort out the mechanics of how this'll work.

Murdermouse turns white, so as to not look like a ghost. You, as her, move and balance enough to attempt to suplex Sweatermouse. Murdermouse doesn't do it right and plants her own face in the ground.

>"Maybe some practice would help. But is this good? We set up a false-entry as though Murdermouse is really from a different unknown cycle? The uniforms, the looks? I guess Sweatermouse should go back to a sweater now. The, uh, hm, mechanics... let's make it look like you barely have a dot in any stars, but it turns out your actual star power is, across the board, at the same level as how far your meter goes! The sauce meter, powered by villainy and seduction, and only available to you, since I know you won't let it get out of control just for more star power. But you will have to rev it up strong at the start, like remotely detonating Radmin's truck!"
"Yeah ma - wait do what?!"
>"Oh please, that truck basically has a respawn timer."
"Well okay."
>"Then if it's all fine with you, then we can - oh right the last thing before you're set off on the world. Signature moves! If you're okay with everything to this point, you'll need at least a couple signature moves."

> Signature Move
The Snake Fingerfillet - Tackle chest, scream something in Japanese, then lock arms through the armpits, grab neck, and headbutt chest a second time all before you hit the floor.

The Whisker Twister! Where you just laugh or chuckle to yourself ohohohoho style while idly toying with your whiskers. It's just sort of a standard idle meter-raiser. But you have to use it when it's appropriate to laugh evilly/seductively, and it can leave you open!

The Mouse Bounce! That's any move where you ram, slam, crush or otherwise heavily impact someone using one of the regions of your body that can be thought of as "bouncy": generally speaking, your chest, butt or upper legs. Maybe your ears? They're probably pretty bouncy when you move!

The Three Blinds! Three moves in one, of escalating power and danger! Three Blinds Level One is when you distract your opponent's sight by drawing their attention to part of your body, creating an opportunity. Flipped skirt, wardrobe malfunction, et cetera. Three Blinds Level Two is when you blind an opponent with an item of your clothing - generally, one you have to take off first. Finally, Three Blinds Level Three, the terrible forbidden technique - actually shoving your opponent's face into a soft area of your body, blinding, muffling and generally even trapping them in place until rescued or released! See how they run!

You should probably also have some sort of escape move, since grapples may be your weakness two-on-one. Can't think of a good one right now, though.

>>773017
>Signature moves
I'm voting for this: http://kinnikuman.wikia.com/wiki/Kinniku_Buster and this: http://kinnikuman.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Millennium ! Can anyone think of different names for these moves so that they'll better fit Murdermouse?

>>773017
The Dirty Double! Just straight-up flash Radmin or Glamison and then sucker-kick them. It's two ways of dirty in one!

The nice thing about being invincible is being your own punching bag.

>at least a couple signature moves
Spin the Rest. Revenge for / inversion of "Spin the ref". Make the entire ring spin around you! (Like, do a ballerina twirl, screech to a halt, but the spin is transferred to the environment).

The Ref rules. Murdermouse hijacks the real-ref's powers just long enough to cheat with them or do something unfair to an opponent.

Bombchu. If you're playing up the old time villian sterotypes, you need to be able to pull a cartoon bomb out of the air. And you're a mouse in a mask, a mouse mask bomb is perfect. (If you make them part of your costume, you can use your existing ref power to summon your clothes back to yourself at will to pull a bomb out of the air).

Don't Sweat her! Bonus against those jerks who are trying to stand up for / control Sweatermouse. Put them in their place.

Might need to replace / reinvent some of these when you do your reveal / face heel turn at the end.

Actually, speaking of Succubus, why not get some training from her as well? Just some tips on being seductive and in having confidence.

It might also be useful to leave original Sweatermouse on standby and go hang out and strut the streets for a while as Stockingmouse, to practice her personality. Because your actions won't be be associated with your true identity until you reveal it later but hopefully you won't realize that, you might feel the inhibition-loosening effects of anonymity and be able to pick up a sense of how to act from that.

The Jerry. Blow up your opponents things (such as a monster Truck) using planted explosives at the start of a match.

>>773026
Or Glitcher could just download all of that into Stocking/Sweatermouse right now, minus the confidence, and then she'll already have all of the seductive training nessecary. It's only a matter of building up the confidence on her own.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)02:09 No. 773049 ID: bfb318
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"Say could you like... download all that seduction and wrestling training into Murdermouse so that I can just, you know, work on that confidence and have everything else just automatically given to me?"
>".... No."

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)02:10 No. 773050 ID: bfb318
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"... o-o-okay!" you say, and he returns back to a normal, unglitched state. "Well for moves... how about... The Whisker Twister, a condescending laugh! Oh but it's too unfair if it gets me power for just standing there, so... only if it appropriate for me to laugh like that and it leaves me open! Then, the Three Blinds! Level one is when I distract them with my body somehow, Level 2 I blind them with some of my clothing and then level three I shooove their ffffface in a soft area of my body.
>"Such as?"
"My.... hair."
>"Cool. Keep 'em coming."
"D-d-Dirty Double? Where I just flash them and then sucker punch!"
>"I'd say that sounds too much like the Three Blinds but if you manage to pull off something that blunt then damn if I'll get in your way."
"Spin the rest! Instead of getting spun around, I spin the whole ring around me! Ref Rules I use ref powers. The Jerry! I pull a bomb out of nowhere. And I can detonate it remotely! The Mouse Millenium, where I lure someone up near the ropes, slingshot myself off the opposing ropes and push them into their ropes so that it'll leave a mark! Oh and the Snake Fingerfillet, where I tackle, scream, lock them, headbutt, and then hit the floor! Probably!"
>"Well since you're a special fighter I guess it's fine if you have like a hundred attacks! One more and that's it."
"The, uhhhh Mouse Bounce!"
>".... which does?"
"I hit them!"
>"That's just called a strike."
"Wiiiith... wait you can read my mind!"
>"Say it!"
"A heavy impact with a bouncy part of my body like my ears."

>Evasion/Escape maneuver move, perhaps?
You forgot! You think that perhaps the Ref Rules could help you out and reset the timer or something.

>"Okay well that sounds like Murdermouse is ready to go! I'll give Murdermouse alone the powers of teleportation - try not to abuse it!"
"Oh um... do you think... the Succubus would be willing to, uh... give me some pointers?"
>"Only if you trust her not to spill the secret identity! But let's face it. If you can trust me with it, you can probably trust her with it."
"Maybe I should practice my personality a little by hitting the streets and... talking."
>"Sure. Heck, you can go to the sanctuary and talk there if you want to talk to people who probably won't even be in the live audience. Anyway, ready for me to get out of your way?"

You put a collar on Murdermouse just to see how it would look. Both bodies of yours stare back at one another and wonder if you really are up to this, and if you are getting a little bit carried away here. You certainly never thought of your form as being suitable towards either action or revealing clothes. It might have been a subconcious display of how much faith you had in getting past more than a single stage or two. As strange of a time as it is to feel this way, you get a powerful sensation of being extremely lucky.

But on the topic of clothing, you recognize that you also panicked about just changing to your earlier date clothing. You're not sure how much of your panic is legitimate and how much is you being you.

Why do I have the feeling you asking Glitcher to change you just now set off another one of his hidden traps he built for himself? Maybe a don't ever fuck with people's brains cause that's what bad people do and I am not going to ever go down that route?

You know what Sweatermouse you are pretty lucky. (and lets hope its in general and not just a feeling cause you almost just got smote just now)

As for getting carried away? Oh hell yeah you are. This whole affair is going to end in a silly mess one way or another. But you know what? That's not a bad thing. Taking a big jump and trying something outside of your normal comfort zone can be a lot of fun.

You want a bit of the confidence that Radmin and Glam have. The ability to stand in front of a million of your peers and be a bit silly like they have been. You got a taste of it while playing Ref with Radmin's matches and you sort of liked it. You enjoyed the silly back and forth you two had going and it ended up getting a bit flirty. So now you want to follow that flirty part to its logical conclusion and see what its like.

You don't want to totally slut it up in front of everyone but you want practice being a little suggestive to give you confidence so you can slut it up for Radmin in private. Sound about right?

As for being nervous about your clothes and form. Its perfectly all right. While your new clothes are a bit more suggestive its by far from being over the top. And you know what? Your original form is pretty sexy on its own. You made yourself a cute busty female with big hips shortly after you were born Sweatermouse. You just never had the confidence to use it that way.

So give Glitcher another hug and give him some honest thanks for everything he has done for you. Then go teleport over to succubus's door to chat and have tea.

>>773050
The collar works. Keep it.

>If you can trust me with it, you can probably trust her with it.
Well I sorta have to trust you with it, since you know basically everything now!

>teleportation
Well you already had the ref version of that.

>Anyway, ready for me to get out of your way?
Yeah I think I can muddle through things from here. Probably. Thanks, Glitcher.

>You're not sure how much of your panic is legitimate and how much is you being you.
It's probably you, but that doesn't make it not legit.

>get tips and practice?
I think it would be more interesting to just wing it. You showed you could feign outrage and stuff with the teasing game with Radmin in public. This is sort of the same thing, except Murdermouse will be the teaser. And normal you gets to hide what you're doing behind your regular act.

Hmmm. We need to plan your villain persona's debut.

>>773055
>Why do I have the feeling you asking Glitcher to change you just now set off another one of his hidden traps he built for himself?
He didn't actually do anything though. I think he just realized that he's totally able to do that and was horrified at the implications.

>>773050
While I don't think we need too much practice it would be a disservice to the audience to go up there with absolutely no idea what we're doing. Let's send out Murdermouse to get into character. Remember, think "suacier female Radmin". Also take some time to make sure we can at least control both bodies at once and execute our basic moves correctly.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)13:37 No. 773114 ID: bfb318
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>Ref version of teleport
It was a version of teleport that was outside of your control to decide on either time or location.

"Thanks for everything Glitcher! I do kinda need to trust you with the secret since you know everything anyway. I'll do my best to take it from here."

You go in for another careful hug, hoping to not give him another little mini-episode. Before you reach him, he puts his hand on your head and ruffles your hair.

>"Sweatermouse?"
"Yeah?"
>"You're not bad."
"O-oh, thank you?"
>"Uh..."

His ruffling gets more mechanical as he looks like he's thinking about something.

>"Okay I never know how to say I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. About the date. I mean. As tempting as it is to magic ring shell all this away, I'll just give you room to fix it yourself. Don't worry about failure, if it goes bad, I can just rewind it like it never happened. Good luck. If you need help, just say the word."

Before you can say another word, he vanishes.

Left alone to your thoughts, you keep thinking about what to do now while you practice controlling two bodies. Once you get the hang of that, you can go somewhere with Sweatermouse and somewhere else with Murdermouse to have double the productivity.

First we need to get Sevener to not enter the Ring for this one which sounds like a job for Sweatermouse, and Murdermouse could plant the bomb in the Monster truck.

First up, Sweatermouse needs to be seen somewhere in public. You need plausible deniability when Murdermouse makes her debut. No one expects you to actually be in two places at once. So you need to be doing something normal and public.

We'll need to manipulate Rad and Glam to a good place to witness her opening too, or wait for them to be there. Or you know, make sure Murder shows her face in front of a bunch of cameras.

Fire up a co-op game and get a second controller.


When you can successfully play for an hour straight without fudging anything, you may leave.

Live out all your secret fantasies of what you'd like to do with another person but never had the courage to ask anyone for. Like... uh. Piggyback rides? Nose rubs? Being pet? A massage?

Anyway, for training, you need a few separate skills: How to keep track of sensing different things, how to do different things, how to say different things, all at the same time. So, I think you should get each body a set of headphones, put on a different song for each one, and each of you do a different dance while each singing along to your own song. That'll cover a few things at once.

If you're going for the "evil older sister challenging potential suitors" angle, then you have an excuse for the two of you to be seen out together: you're getting chummy with an alternate self of yours, talking about your life with her, and that's what will inspire her to her challenge later! So you could get some practice at disguising your double consciousness, carrying on conversations with a third person with the both of you at once while not giving it away, et cetera. Then you can separate for a while, get practice at that, and then Murdermous can disappear for a little while to "set up" the challenge.

But you should get practice with someone who won't give it away, first, if you do slip up. I say Succubus is trustworthy and you can go to her for that practice as well as for the seduction and confidence tips.

First things first, have sex with yourself!

>>773129
This to help with your coordination.

>>773117
>>773123
Then these.

1/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)19:09 No. 773185 ID: bfb318
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>Co-op game
>Don't blunder video games for a full hour
That's a lot to ask with just one body!

It is true though that it would be great practice, especially if you played two different games in different locations. You can also focus on each respective music track. It's a small house, so you just set up another smaller television and play video games side by side, making sure to practice a smug look for Murdermouse.

It takes some time, but Glitcher was right, you've apparently been given the dual brain power to operate two bodies at once, and it just took a while to get used to the sensation. Now you just have to get used to the idea that there's a seperate body you can interact with that is actually yourself, and you can do just about anything with each other.

And no one would ever know. You have something in mind, but it's so weird and unusual you think that you never admit to anyone how much you liked it, and no one found out on their own since there'd be no way they would know.

Murdermouse shuts off the game to get up, and gets ready to get behind Sweatermouse who is doing the same.

2/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)19:09 No. 773186 ID: bfb318
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Murdermouse raises her hand to scratch the back of Sweatermouse's ear at the base where it meets the skull.

3/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)19:09 No. 773187 ID: bfb318
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"EEE!"

Sweatermouse immediately jumps forward while Murdermouse spins and writhes around. You can practically feel glitcher's judgement in the air. You may have coordination now, but giving yourself physical affection is staggering.

Man we have a long way to go don't we? If you act like this with just yourself what sort of mess will you be with Radmin and Glam touching you all over?

Well do a few more practice runs and then get ready for your public appearance. First we need to find out what Radmin and Glam are currently up to and figure out a way of springing this on them.

alright in your down time between now and the match you have to practice ear scratches when you can do that with no shame you will be ready.

Radmin must never know!

...Go all the way. Double self hug. Doooo iiiiit.

More seriously, that means you're going to have to avoid touching yourself at all if you don't want to blow your cover later. Or not freak out when it's not affection, at least.

>>773187
I guess we can file that one under "nevermind nevermind nevermind"

Time to engage the plan.

>>773187
You'd better get that under control. Imagine how awkward it would be if something like that happened to Murdermouse while you're in the middle of a conversation with someone as Sweatermouse and then both of your bodies had a reaction.

Or what if you as Sweatermouse got into another tickle fight with Radmin and Glamison and then Murdermouse started laughing for no reason in the middle of a movie theater or something?

Yeah, looks like you need to get practice separating your responses and reactions.

So you'll need to do some more of that. And some other things, I guess.

1/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)22:14 No. 773229 ID: bfb318
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You've got to get that under control! By doing some more of that, and some other things, because you've got a long way to go. You'll work your way up to ear scratches, and eventually load up a video tape that glitcher left behind, called 'Wrestling 101', using yourself as a training dummy.

As you come to terms with all of these facts, you realize you've basically got no choice. To work your way up, you've got to start at the bottom, and do the things you're most comfortable with but still offer a challenge to your delicate sensibilities.

You've got to give yourself a double self-hug.

"EEEEEE"

2/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)22:14 No. 773230 ID: bfb318
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"AAAAAA"

3/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/18(Wed)22:18 No. 773233 ID: bfb318
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"EEEEEE"
"AAAAAA"

You hold this position until you stop screaming. It takes awhile, but you're slowly getting the hang of self inflicted affection.

Murdermouse isn't affectionmouse, though, and has to be able to be evil! Or at least mean-like. You realize you can practice both being mean and holding a conversation with yourself, by being mean to yourself. You speak through Sweatermouse to get the ball rolling.

"H-Hi, Murdermouse! Nice day outside, isn't it?"

>Insert dastardly response

Yes tis a nice day. FOR YOUR DOOM! MUHAHAHAHAHHA

"A nice day for now. We'll have to fix that."

>>773233
Murdermouse should kiss Sweatermouse and bite her bottom lip. Because that's evil.

Alternatively, say that it would be a lot better without Sweatermouse's butt taking up so much of the scenery.

>>773233
>"H-Hi, Murdermouse! Nice day outside, isn't it?"
"It'd be even nicer if your big butt wasn't blocking all of the nice scenery!"

And then Murdermouse gives Sweatermouse a wedgie!

Or Murdermouse suplexes Sweatermouse, just because she can!

Or Murdermouse gives Sweatermouse a wedgie then suplexes Sweatermouse, just because she can!

"Indeed, it is a very fine day!"

Murdermouse should grab hold of sweatermouse and throw her at this point.

"For painting the town red with the blood of my enemy!"

> Insert dastardly response
Okay...

"Take off your sweater, 8!+(#."

"Yes, it would be a shame if anything ruined it."

or, for less direct malevolence and more egotism/subtlety:

"You're welcome."

>You realize you can practice both being mean and holding a conversation with yourself, by being mean to yourself.
And to think, we'd usually be advocating for characters to do the exact opposite.

>Insert dastardly response
"Well it was, till you went and ruined it by showing up!"

"You make all us sweatermice look bad the way you've been carrying on. I'm here to fix that, you wuss."

uh uh uh it'll be your last!...?

"There isn't a day/night cycle, you dumbass." Punctuated with a suplex.

A nice day for me to steal your boyfriend that is. Then let out a evil laugh.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/19(Thu)13:01 No. 773370 ID: bfb318
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"Yes, it is a nice day out!"

"For, uh.... for your doom!"

You may need to work on delivery.

"It is a fine day! For painting the town red with the blood of wait we don't bleed."

"It is, but it would be a lot better without your big butt taking up all the scenery!"
"Ahhh! Just turn around then!"

That's a better start. Maybe, you think, you can go farther.

"It is! Take off your sweater, biiiiii.... oh no I can't say that... there's no day night cycle, dumba- dummy!"

You might need to learn to swear at yourself. Or maybe that's just a limit you can't cross. You move on.

"It's a nice day and will be your last! Also I'm going to steal your boyfriend! Hehehehehe!"

Murdermouse needs to work on the laugh. She stops trying words and throws Sweatermouse into the chair, which topples back.

"S-sorry!" she says, and you immediately regret it. Murdermouse does not apologize!
"It-it's okay!"

It's not okay.

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/19(Thu)13:02 No. 773371 ID: bfb318
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Sweatermouse scrambles up, and the whole practice thing is put on pause to load the tutorial video so that Murdermouse can learn how to suplex. When she's gone through it, the practice resumes with a perfect suplex, or at least, a suplex that doesn't involve Murdermouse planting her own face into the ground like last time.

Which probably means you're finally ready enough to go places.

Find out where Succubus is and go to her for training!

Knock on the door before you go in wherever she is, though.

>>773370
Murdermouse is supposed to be bad! That includes swearing! She needs to be able to say a few swears!

>You might need to learn to swear at yourself. Or maybe that's just a limit you can't cross.
You can act suitably villainous without actually swearing. If anything, it's probably funnier that way. And it makes Murdermouse more believable as a alternate-cycle Sweatermouse if she retains some of your traits instead of being completely different in personality.

>what do
You need to go out in public someonewhere before you can unveil Murdermouse. No one is going to expect you to be in two places at once, so you need to be out there so people really think she's an alt.

Preferably, we need to pick a location for Murdermouse's debut. Where she can show up, be seen, do something dastardly, get some kind of reaction, and make her demands / mission clear, thus setting up the wrestling stuff you're planning. You should probably be seen reacting to this too.

So... what are good public venues to crash? Preferably somewhere Rad and Glam are near, or can be arranged to be nearby to witness the thing.

Yeah you can be a great villain without resorting to crass swearing. Just practice some creative cursing if you can't deal with proper profanity.

Stuff like "You bumbling oaf" and if referring your self maybe "Cease your prattling you floppy eared pacifist"

Maybe go to Succubus and tell her that you made friends with one of your alter cycle incarnations and it was going well but it turns out she is a bad mouse! She said you do not deserve nice things cause you are to timid! And she is off to seduce your boyfriend and girlfriend away from you! And you need advice on seduction stuff.

Then have Murdermouse go cause a ruckus ringside and call out Radmin and Glam. Say that you have kidnapped Sweatermouse and if they want her back they will have to beat Murder in the ring.

Before you go, practice speaking at the same time so that you can manage two different conversations at the same time without fucking it up.

>>773370
>learn to swear
Classic softcore cartoon-villain insults are "impudent" (for when the subject is opposing or offending you personally in a way that's likely to end badly for them) and "fool" (for a more general accusation of incompetence).

1/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)14:47 No. 773626 ID: bfb318
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You decide to practice a proper conversation for at least a little bit as the last step.

"Hi, also-Sweatermouse!"
"Hi, Sis. I heard you're the ref!"
"I am!"
"And that you let yourself get swung around like a weapon!"
".... I do!"
"And how many times do you swing Radmin around huh!?"
".... I don't!"
"That's pathetic girl! That's just a jerkbag! Have they even tried to contact you, or did they even notice you were gone?"
"They don't have to contact me if they don't wanna!"
"That's double-pathetic! You should teach 'em a lesson and make them respect you!"
"Ohmygosh be quiet!
"Words only spoken by people who can't make me. I bet they're weak, and that's why they go picking on little floppy eared pacifists like you who won't fight back! I'll go show you they're not all that impressive and beat 'em myself!"
"That is totally not necessary!"
"It is if you're going to have a relationship worth worrying about! And you're going to watch?"
"You can't make me!"
"I can and I will!"
"Why though?!"
"Because you don't have anything better to do than the chair cushion into a big mold of your butt!"

2/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)14:47 No. 773627 ID: bfb318
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....

It's not perfect, but making fun of yourself is coming a little too naturally.

And that means you're ready.

3/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)14:48 No. 773629 ID: bfb318
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You call Succubus since she has a phone and you don't know where she is.

ring
ring

>"Hello?"
"Hi it's Sweatermouse!"
>"Oh, the referee, right? What do you need?"
"Advice!"
>"Hm? What kind of advice do y..." she trails off for a second, and then speaks in a much less light tone. "What kind."
"S-seduction? How to get guys to like me."
>"Oh thank god. I mean yes. Yes, absolutely. Here, I'll text you my address, stop on by soon, I don't know when I'll be busy again!"
"What do you even do?"
>"I'm the social conduit between all the departments of the ring shell science network.
"Oh wow. Geez am I going to be interrupting something important?"
>"No. No we are on mandatory break time and Chief has no idea how to relax and I don't want to leave him alone to stew. Come save us from this overwhelming boredom. Please."

Since Succubus and Chief are high profile people, being with them is a good alibi, meaning that Murdermouse can go elsewhere, even if Sweatermouse isn't around to react to it.

Radmin's last known location was the dressing room, and Glamison in the backstage of a concert hall.

Succubus, then Glamison. Don't cut Radmin any slack, he'll slobber all over you.

>It's not perfect, but making fun of yourself is coming a little too naturally.
It it that different than when you let Radmin make fun of you, and play along? It's sort of the same game, just a new twist. And you know you were into being teased before.

>"S-seduction? How to get guys to like me."
Not just a guy. (Although maybe you don't want to admit that yet).

>"I'm the social conduit between all the departments of the ring shell science network.
Good fit for her, really. Good to the the social skilled people are there running interference between people who are good at other things.

>Since Succubus and Chief are high profile people, being with them is a good alibi, meaning that Murdermouse can go elsewhere, even if Sweatermouse isn't around to react to it.
Let's deploy you first. So you have time to talk with them a little before news of Murdermouse gets there and distracts from actually giving you advice. Cause an evil twin is the kind of thing that distracts people and changes the subject.

>Come save us from this overwhelming boredom. Please.
...wait how many people are you going to be entertaining by letting them advise your love life.

>Radmin's last known location was the dressing room, and Glamison in the backstage of a concert hall.
Dressing room and backstage aren't public enough for a villainous debut and delivering her challenge.

Obviously, the dressing room is near the ring, and Glam's neat the concert hall. Anything else notable in the area?

>>773629
>Oh thank god.

Kinda curious what she was worried about there.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)16:05 No. 773644 ID: bfb318
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"Wait who's us?!"
>"Just Chief and me. Oh, you might want this to be private, don't you?"
"If it's just chief and he can keep this secret then it's fine!"
>"Okay, then come on down."
"And er, were you worried about giving advice on something else?"
>"Don't fret about that!"

You head to Succubus before Murdermouse goes anywhere, since right now, you're unsure of how to make a big splash with her when Radmin and Glamison are in private areas, provided they're still there.

One thing you have access to is the city-wide speaker and video system. You've never used it before, but you're pretty sure it would be a simple thing to teleport Murdermouse in, and use it to make a public announcement. Maybe even make a pre-game challenge for Radison that they have to overcome before they get to fight Murdermouse, but maybe it's best to just get straight to the goal.

The directions to Succubus' apartment are simple and you make it there easily enough, since you could teleport close by and managed to avoid crowds.

"Hello!"
>"Hey Sweatermouse." says Succubus.
>"Hi." Chief says.
"So uh... gosh, this is weird for me to ask advice about seduction isn't it?"
>"Yeah, it is!" Succubus says.

Chief shrugs.

>"I don't think so. You're a social one, but only with small parties that are kept intimate. It shouldn't be a surprise you would want to know all arts of gaining rapport with others."
>"Yeah, but this... oh, nevermind. What practice do you have seducing others, Sweatermouse?" Succubus asks.
"None!"
>"Okay, well I have to know about where I should begin with you, so let's pretend you want to get to know Chief better. Try to seduce Chief for me."
"Uh, er, okay, uh... hey, Chief?"
>"Yeah?"
".... wanna go out?!"

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)16:05 No. 773645 ID: bfb318
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The Succubus pauses, and you start grinding your teeth lightly just so you don't have to swim in this deafening silence. Finally, the Chief comes to the rescue and breaks the silence.

>"Sure."
"EE"
>"No!" the Succubus yells back. "I mean - okay. Sweatermouse. Take a deep breath. Then try again for real, because I know that's not how you'd approach anyone naturally."

Murdermouse can grab a camera crew of operators and steal Radmin's truck. Then crash it into his dressing room and throw glitter on him while you challenge his team to a match.

As for Chief lets try seducing him properly. You have read books with that sort of thing right?

So saunter up to him and put your finger under his chin and say. "So Chief how about you and me meet back at my place for a little fun?" Then wink and turn around and shake your butt a bit as you walk away.

>One thing you have access to is the city-wide speaker and video system. You've never used it before, but you're pretty sure it would be a simple thing to teleport Murdermouse in, and use it to make a public announcement. Maybe even make a pre-game challenge for Radison that they have to overcome before they get to fight Murdermouse, but maybe it's best to just get straight to the goal.
Murdermouse could teleport back and forth from the booth. She shows up there, announced herself, cuts to her actual appearance somewhere else, cuts back to comment again. Hijacking something you have access to fits her theme.

Obviously, you leave bombs behind when you teleport out of places in a properly villainous way. (Don't blow up the communications room until your done with it / people are breaking the door down, though).

Hmmm. You can announce your intent to show up Sweater, to prove you're not all wusses, to teach a lesson to the people who have been putting you down pretty easy. Not sure how we work a date into being the prize somehow.

She might even be able to get some of the staff / crew to go along with helping her initially, by "lying" and claiming she's you, and using official ref authority to get a camera crew and stuff one site. Oh, and actually, to initiate the organization and prize for the special wresting series she's setting up.

>Then try again for real, because I know that's not how you'd approach anyone naturally.
Um. In fairness, running up to someone and just going "EE" is pretty natural for me!

Well normally you'd just act vulnerable and/or indigent until they were hugging or teasing you but that's not what you want here and wait did you admit that second part out loud oh gosh don't tell anyone about that.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)17:56 No. 773689 ID: bfb318
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>You have read books with that sort of thing right?
... only if fiction counts!

"Welll I'll try, but going 'ee' isn't unnatural!"
>"I meant before, but go on.

You put your finger under Chief's chin.

"So, how about me and I meet back at my place for a little fun?" you say, then wiggle your butt, then remember you should have turned around first.
>"Not stoppin' ya."
"Er, it's... wait no I meant you and I! You and I meet back at my place! For fun!"
>"Like boardgames?"
"Oh my gosh have you played Island Hop it's amazing but I can't find a place where people pl... play iiit. I'm screwing up aren't I."
>"That depends." says Succubus. "Does Chief like board games?"
>"I do." he says. "When I'm able to take time off, but I'm in no mood now."
>"So, the time is bad, but that doesn't matter since this is just practice. Your seduction is on point, Sweater."
"R.... really?!"
>"Yes. You two would have a great time playing board games if you approached Chief while he was less, well, stressed."
"But I thought seduction was like... getting to... attract someone? Uh... wait are you saying I should get Radmin and Glamison to play board games?"
>"Hah! Only if they like them too. It's not that it's board games, it's that it's enjoyable and personable. My point is that, sure, you can wiggle your butt and tap their chin and all that if you like doing that and they like that, but the most important thing to know about seduction is knowing the person you're trying to seduce. Know their likes, dislikes, what makes them tick, their little habits, everything. Be the person they would like that suits all of that."
"That sounds manipulative!"
>"It is. That's the social game in a nutshell. Being manipulative doesn't have to be bad, for instance, you manipulated me into saying 'Hello Sweatermouse' when you came through our door and said 'Hello'. There's nothing wrong with that."
"I, hm... is that really all there is to it?"
>"Technically no, but it all boils down to that, unless you want to run through the thousand and one ways to wiggle your butt at people. Get them to associate you with the things they like, and you'll become the very thing they like. Don't overthink it."
"Well okay!"

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)17:56 No. 773690 ID: bfb318
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That was easier than you thought!

You're not sure if you should teleport all the time, as the referee teleportation was something you couldn't really control. Murder's teleport is freer, but it's a glitcher given ability that there's no real reason for Murdermouse to have that isn't the truth.

You think that, but right now, Murdermouse is going through her first operation as a villain: infiltrate the Operator's lobby area that Radmin did his first unsanctioned match in, which was also his first match, and bag every single operator working under him. Suprisingly, upon Murdermouse yelling at them to raise their hands for Radmin, all obediently did so. They even cooperated with getting inside of the bags.

Murdermouse then moves out of sight and teleports off to place them in the back of Radmin's truck, one by one, in the public parking lot. The operators, as is typical, seem to have no reaction to their steadily depleting numbers.

Now practice seduction on Murdermouse! See, you try to seduce her while she tries to push you away. Since you're both the same person, this will be like playing chess against yourself, but with prostitution!

Oh ask Glitcher if he can make you a evil volcano lair out in the bay with a big evil lair on top with a wrestling arena.

Then you can kidnap Radmin's operators and keep them there in a giant cage suspended over a lava lake. (with a little ice cream stand and some sitting pillows cause we are not that evil)

So once that is set up you crash his monster truck into wherever he is and give out a evil laugh. State your intentions (Murdermouse got brought back from a old cyle by Glitcher and after making friends with Sweatermouse realized that she was weak and did not deserve Radmin and Glam's attentions. Or something along those lines)

Challenge his team to a match for there Admin slot. And once you win and are in charge you will take what Sweater was to nervous to ask for by force!

Man this is going to be confusing. Oh well Radmin and Glam should figure the game out quickly and have fun with it.

>"It is. That's the social game in a nutshell. Being manipulative doesn't have to be bad, for instance, you manipulated me into saying 'Hello Sweatermouse' when you came through our door and said 'Hello'. There's nothing wrong with that."
Well if it's all about doing things they like then I guess this prank thing you're about to start sure is seducing Radmin!

...try not to think about if this means Radmin and Glitcher have been seducing each other this whole time. Oops, you did. Which means now Glitcher is thinking about it too. Wait does that count as you seducing Glitcher oh gosh I'm sorry Rulekeep!

>>773690
Plant bombs in the truck to light it up. Then we should rig it to crash through the wall. (Maybe just an Operator to do it for you, after they hear you say a certain keyword over the broadcast. Turn on the truck radio for em). So then you go make your speech, the truck goes through the wall, Radmin gets upset, then you blow it up and laugh evilly.

Ok, you have the seduction tips, now ask for confidence tips. Also maybe tell them the full plan? They know enough already that they'll figure it out once everything starts to go down. That way, after thanking them for the actual seduction help, you can ask if she has any acting seductive advice, like the stereotypical saucy scandal being a big ol' tease behavior.

Well, not the pure stereotype, for murdermouse it'll be flavored with being a villain and being all taunting and that. But you know.

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)19:41 No. 773709 ID: bfb318
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"So, uh, if pranks are liked by both Radmin and Glitcher, does that mean they've been seducing one another?"
>"No, but that's a whole other can of worms. Assuming they both like getting pranked, it doesn't mean they like all pranks, plus, there's a whole lot more to each other than their prank game. I don't know their relationship that well, though, but Radmin is probably too self-absorbed. Heh, if you did a prank, Glitcher would probably think it cuter than if Radmin did the exact same thing."
"Am I seducing Glitcher?!"
>"N... probably not? Just focus on who you're after for now."
"Radmin and Glamison!"
>"Yes, those two then."
"Thanks! Oh wait do you have any tips on being confidence?"
>"Oh, geez... that's tough, unless I just shower you with stereotypical stuff like 'be positive' and 'set up small tasks you know you can succeed with'.

You think of what it would be like to have Sweatermouse seduce Murdermouse. It would guarantee success! But you don't think you'd be more confident over a success like that.

Also you'd probably fail.

"Okayokay I need to come clean I'm gonna be controlling another body called Murdermouse and that was actual seduction help on a way broader scale than I expected! And that's nice and thank you for that but since I'm controlling someone named Murdermouse I'm going to be doing a lot of stuff I'm too shy to do normally, and that means acting saucy and like a villain and being all taunting and teasing and I was honestly hoping on advice on acting seductive!"
>"Um... huh. Honestly, Sweatermouse, it's hard to see you like that. Like, really hard. I don't want to be unhelpful, but I don't know if it's going to be you, even if that's kind of the point with this alter ego stuff. Why exactly do you want to do this?"

I spill out the entire plan.

>"Wow. I mean, that sounds entertaining for watchers, but most people would just build up the nerve to, you know, go and talk with them. Normally. Like people. Instead of all that, and learning how to be an actual seductress."
>"Are you trying to keep the girl innocent, Succubus?" asks Chief.
>"... yeah, I guess I am."
>"Why're you called Succubus again?"
>"Hey now, I didn't name myself!"
>"Oh right. I named you that, didn't I. Anyway, teach the poor girl how to strut herself if she wants to know."
>"Heh, what, are you into that, now?"
>"No, but I can appreciate irony, and this? I have got to see this."
>"Wait, this is actually taking your mind off work, isn't it... okay. Alright, Sweatermouse, I don't personally approve, but it's two against one, I'll teach you how to move your body."
>"Murdermouse, though? That's cheesy."
>"I get it."

Succubus takes me into a more open area, and starts training while I also move around with Murdermouse.

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)19:42 No. 773711 ID: bfb318
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Back at Murdermouse...

"Glitcher can I have a big evil volcano lair out in the bay with a big evil lair on top with a wrestling arena?!"
>"I don't see why not! But you can't teleport there until you've been there."
"What why not?"
>"I'm not that helpful. Look, I'll make an underground tunnel you can drive through, or there's boats in the harbor, whatever. Or you can just forget about the lair, move the operators somewhere else, and drive the truck right into Radmin's dressing room to get started."

Teleporting would ruin the chance for a exciting car/boat chase.

So why not put the operators in the back of the truck throw a net over them so they don't fall out and then drive the truck into Radmin's room. Then he has to chase you to try and rescue them.

Tell Succubus that you thought of just wandering over and talking with Radmin and Glam but you wanted to do something special and get in on the silly fun they have been having with the wrestling. And then it just sort of ballooned into a big confusing mess but it should still be fun.

Worst case you apologize for the confusing plot and go on a normal date.

You really can't go wrong with driving a truck into someone's room.

Also I'm kindof against Sweatermouse corrupting herself. No need to get physical, and she got Radmin and Radison's attention by being her original self.

>"Radmin and Glamison!"
I'm surprised you admitted to who you were after, much less that you're going after two people at once.

>I spill out the entire plan.
But Sweater, these two were supposed to be your alibi. Now they know the truth and they need to lie for you! And if they don't lie the whole thing is ruined!

...oh well at least they both have experience being good liars. Even if that's a mean thing to think about someone.

>>"No, but I can appreciate irony, and this? I have got to see this."
Pffff, oh goodness, we found a dastardly plan good enough to earn Chief's approval. We're on the right track!

> I don't want to be unhelpful, but I don't know if it's going to be you, even if that's kind of the point with this alter ego stuff. Why exactly do you want to do this?
Because things got all messed up last time and I want to do something to fix it and it'll be awkward if I go up and ask them to come after me so I have to do something to go after them so things will be good again, and silly crazy prank stuff is right up Radmin's alley, and Glam not as much but I think she likes all the drama and theater of it and yeah that's why I guess.

>Or you can just forget about the lair, move the operators somewhere else, and drive the truck right into Radmin's dressing room to get started.
The lair is probably over-complicating it, and gives away that you got Glitcher or Rulekeep or one of the kids to help you, which makes your act more suspicious.

>>773722
All of this.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)20:32 No. 773726 ID: bfb318
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>No need to get physical
Hugs are nice though you wouldn't want to shy away from those.

"Oh wait no it'll be way too obvious I got glitcher help if I have a super secret base involved! I want this to seem as glitcher and rulekeep free as possible!"
>"Well a pleasure to keep your company too!"
"Oh nooo no no that's not wh-!"
>"Well hello there Sweatermouse I thought I was talking to Murdermouse! Also I'm just messing with you. Gosh. You're right, you know, that's using your noggin."
"Thanks and you'r - I mean, yeah, I am smart, I know it! I'll take it from here!"

Glitcher leaves, and Sweatermouse takes the wheel.

Murdermouse has found her first predicament.

Obviously Murdermouse needs to start her crime spree by stealing a smaller car!

I was about to say, in order to explain all her shenanigans, maybe you could suggest to Glitcher that the evil Sweatermouse found an evil Glitcher to help her. I mean, there are still some other old Glitchers around? She could convince one of them maybe? Only not really that'd just be the story, it'd be your Glitcher his own self making another body to puppet and playing this game too. If he wants to. All the glitchkeeper family would be in on it, of course.

He's vanished back away now, though.

Dang. Well go find some broomsticks and make some things to hit the pedals. And then a box to sit on.

That or used Murdermouses super strength and invincibility to just suplex the truck into the wall.

>>773726
Sit on the bag of Operators so you can see over the wheel.

And use another bag to hold the gas down. It's okay if you can't break, because you're a villain and you plan to crash this car and blow it up anyways!

Yeah just hurl the car through his window/wall. Can't just copy Radmin and his truck driving ways. Got to mix it up.

>>773726
What the? I thought Glitcher made Murdermouse taller than Sweatermouse? Or was that a just a mannequin he made to show off an idea that Sweatermouse didn't choose?

>>773734
Wait, what's that behind the seat? There's something white sticking up over the top of the seat.

Stack up. Literally. Murdermouse on the wheel, Sweatermouse on the gas.

1/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)22:40 No. 773750 ID: bfb318
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>I thought Glitcher made Murdermouse taller
That was an option but Murdermouse was chosen to be like Sweatermouse but not!

>Wait, what's that behind the seat?
Radmin's litter!

Murdermouse doesn't need to drive! She can just pick it up! Or try to!

Oh try to! Yes, after testing it, you are able to pick up the car!

2/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)22:40 No. 773751 ID: bfb318
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But the wheels don't list. You're so short, that even the undercarriage is too high to push the wheels off. The wheels also turn whenever you try to lift it up with those and all around the whole thing is awful.

3/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/20(Fri)22:40 No. 773752 ID: bfb318
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You gather some operator bags, stack them on the chair, get ready to drive, then throw a bag on the accellerator and go riding off.

Radmin's dressing room isn't far off, and you have a good mental layout of the stadium, which is good, because you have to stay low enough to reach far enough to steer, and even then it's troublesome. In short, you can't see much of anything.

>"Why, what's that sound I hear nearby?" asks Radmin, who can't be more than 10 feet from the truck. "Oh yeah, I know that noise, I hear it often! It's the noise I hear when someone else is making a horrible, horrible mistake!"

And now, stealth!

Also, bomb the operatives.

>>773752
Yeah what are you gonna do about it without your Operators... BADMIN?

>>773752
Drive through Radmin's dressing room while screaming, "WHOOOO!!!!! THANKS FOR THE TRUCK LOSER!!!!!"

Or you could drive into Radmin's dressing room, jump out and say, "HERE'S A PRESENT FOR YA!!!!!" and then blow up his truck and Operators!

Guys, we're forgetting someone.

What's to stop sevener from getting involved?

>>773763

I think once Sevener sees us attacking Radmin she will instantly realize whats going on and sigh a lot and leave.

I hope.

>What's to stop sevener from getting involved?
The fact that she wouldn't be voluntarily hanging out in the dressing room with Radmin if she could avoid it.

>It's the noise I hear when someone else is making a horrible, horrible mistake!
"How can you hear that over the noise of your own mistakes, Badmin? Especially when they come due?"

Taunt him, force him to come to you to try and get you out of the car, or see who it is, then teleport out to the video center and blow the bombs.

Then we display the footage of you blowing up Radmin and make your evil villian speech.

Shout to ask if Sevener's there and that this is a callout for Radmin that doesn't involve her. I think it'd fit Murdermouse's persona to think Sevener is pretty cool?

1/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/21(Sat)15:45 No. 773830 ID: bfb318
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You reach down and have the operator roll over to the left to hit the brakes. You still end up crashing the hood through the back wall, but you can see over the window better than over the hood, so it all works out.

"Thanks for the truck Badmin! Should I yell harder, because if you can hear people's mistakes, I'm surprised you're not deafened by the thunder going on in that skull of yours! Anyway, I was just here to set off a present!" Murdermouse says, pulling out a bomb.

It doesn't look like Sevener is here. You would think she'd have said or done something by now, but you look around just in case.

2/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/21(Sat)15:45 No. 773831 ID: bfb318
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You were just about to pull out a bomb, but something else catches your eye.

3/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/21(Sat)15:46 No. 773834 ID: bfb318
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>"S-so cool."

That's not you! You're still with Succubus, or at least, Sweatermouse-you is.

Sweatermouse asks Succubus to hold on a moment, and looks up the other sweatermouses. This one is from the very first cycle.

>>773834
Well great, it's kind of different if you're lying to one of your sisters instead of lying to Radmin, although this does make it a lot more believable there are multiples of you running around.

>"S-so cool."
"That's right, sis I am cool! And I darn sick of the way these wrestlers have been making Sweater-ref and all the rest of us Sweatermice look bad! I'm here to show her up for being a wuss, and I'm here to show you up for the way you've treated her, Radmin! Look at you, you're even canoodling with one of her twins in your dressing room!"

Make your determined speech then teleport out and explode the truck.

Ah ha I knew it! My plan to steal away Radmin away from Sweatermouse was the best plan! Because my wishy washy sister can't even keep other Sweatermouses from stealing him away from her.

Well maybe she would be willing to share but I am evil and want him and Glam all to myself!

Whisper to cycle 1 Sweater "But hey want to hang out after this? Am just having a fun wrestling game with Radmin. Don't blow my cover as I am not actually evil just in character."

>>773836
Don't tell the truth to other-Sweater yet. Sweatermouse can barely trust herself not to blurt out the secret as is.

>>773835
This sounds in keeping with the character you're trying to go for.

>>773834
Since Sweatermouse just told Succubus and Chief her plan, would it be ok if she tells Succubus and Chief (since he's tagging along because he wants to see how entertaining this will be) what she, as Murdermouse, is currently seeing?

>>773849
Also, do this: >>773835 .

Well this complicates things. Be careful with the seduction part of your plan. It might have to wait until later now.

Mostly because feelings could get hurt if you are not careful. You becoming a wrestler and pranking Radmin should stay somewhat separate from you wanting to seduce him. Otherwise could be some confusion and a mess of hurt feelings.

Hopefully he brought Sweatermouse 1 here to try and learn more about you. I bet after you disappeared and stayed in hiding he wanted to figure out a way of doing roughly what you are trying now. He was worried that he came on to hard and scared you.

>>773835 Seems like a good direction to go. Keep things silly and based on wrestling to start. Once everyone gets comfortable then you can mix in some seduction stuff.

Well, you do have a kind of fangirl personality, that might be universal to sweatermice! If so, and if she's reacting this way to you, she's probably been watching the wrestling and has become a fan of Radmin. Maybe Radmin noticed her and called her in to get advice about talking to you? Well, in any case, this gives you material.

Deliver an "Oho ho ho ho!" and then start monologing. Remember, you've got to really ham it up!

"As I would suspect, you rogue! You get denied the blueberry, so you go running to stuff your face with the original recipe! Well now, hot and spicy is here to tell you I think maybe you don't deserve to stuff your face, you pig! I've heard how you treat Sweatermice, and I don't think I approve! Refermouse told me aaaaaallll about you and Glamison! Poor, sweet, innocent Referee sister. She wanted to know how she should approach you again! Well, I think you should be the ones having to approach her... through a gauntlet of fire, to prove your dedication! You're not getting any more Sweatermouse until you and Glamison defeat me in dishonorable wrestling combat! And on that subject..."

(You grab first-cycle Sweatermouse.)

"Yoink! See you in the ring, luch-douche! If you can even get there!"

Then escape with originalmouse by jumping away from the explosion or teleporting away with her or something.

Yes! Kidnap that First Edition SweaterMouse!

Wait, no. Kidnapping is ACTUALLY mean, and also impossible because of Safe Zone rules.

>>773889

Safe zone just means we cant hurt her. We can grab her and drag her along with us. And we don't want to hurt her. Just have her along for the ride and let her in on the fun.

>>773890
We tested that in an early safe zone (when Swordsman was being a jerk and a spaz, I think). If you try to restrain or drag someone against their will for more than a little bit they just get teleported out of your grip.

First Edition Sweater would be able to break free so long as she wanted to. She might not object to being abducted by her cool sister. (Or she might object on the surface, but be fine with it really, much like Sweatermouse's own reaction to teasing). Although that assumes safe zone rules. Wrestling has been sort of a weird hybrid of safe zone and free roam depending on circumstances.

>>773889

If we jump down beside her and do a cheesy sisterly one-arm-hug around her during the speech, we could probably get the chance to whisper into her ear asking her to play along.

I mean, we're in costume wrestler mode. I think everyone around here knows that Murdermouse's over-the-top accusations and challenges are still ultimately just going to be for fun and show.

Your gosh darn right it's cool sis. Now hop in and let's blow this pop stand.

>>773878

Wait, what better way to practice how to enjoy stuff with Radmin and Glamison (should our future dates progress like that again) than by kidnapping an us that isn't US and practicing with them!?

First Edition Sweatermouse is totally all over Murdermouse, which would definitely make for a great training montage in figuring out both what we like and what we can comfortably do.

I mean, that's the point of all this, right? To understand our boundaries and whatnot?

(And besides, if it's another Sweatermouse, is it really too much of a worry?)

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Murdermouse stands on the window frame. One of the reporters flys into the dressing room, and is probably recording this live.

"Ohhohoho! You're right about that Sis, I am cool! Now, Radmin, I'm here for two reasons. One! To show everyone not all sweatermice can be pushed around without danger of pushing back! Like you're probably doing right now!""
>"Actually!" says First Edition Sweatermouse. "He thought I was this cycle's Sweatermouse. He kinda kidnapped me at first but it wasn't really pushing me around!"
"... second, this cycle's referee mouse told me all about you, and how to best approach you, and you know what? I don't think you or Glamison are good enough for Sweatermouse! You're not seeing her until you and Glamison defeat me in dishonorable wrestling combat!"
>"Ha, that's the very kind of wrestling combat that I'm best at, and even I'm reluctant to accept it!"
"Wwwwait, are you scared?!"
>"Scared? No, I'm kind! And me, fighting you? That would be like a grown warrior fighting a tantrumming child, because that's exactly what it is, you vs me respectively! Why, it would be no fun for anyone, least of all me!"

2/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/22(Sun)19:27 No. 774078 ID: bfb318
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Bomb time is now, you think.

Murdermouse leaps down, grabs Sweatermouse, leaps back up, and drops a bomb in her wake.

"Well, if you don't want to fight, then I guess you won't need your truck or operators anymore! Meet me in the ring, or else!"
>"AHHH" Sweatermouse screams as you roll away.

You're not sure how well safe zone rules apply here, but you recognize that scream as excited concern and confusion but not of an unpleasant sort. In other words, First Edition is fine.

3/3 Sweatermouse 2017/01/22(Sun)19:28 No. 774079 ID: bfb318
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You pull her in and toss her to the seat.

>"Where are you taking me?!"
"Away from the explosion!"
>"O-oh thanks I guess?!"

Your tablet starts making a ringing noise. It's Glamison calling.

>"Actually!" says First Edition Sweatermouse. "He thought I was this cycle's Sweatermouse. He kinda kidnapped me at first but it wasn't really pushing me around!"
He shouldn't be kidnapping anyone, least of all us!

>>774079
Careful, you can't watch your phone and the road at the same time. Don't crash except when it's on purpose!

>Glamison calling
Um, is that Sweatermouse's tablet (so Glam thinks she's calling you) or did you get Murdermouse a tablet already? (So Glam is trying to call other-you).

If that's not a new phone you either can't answer, or you have to pretend you stole it.

>You're not seeing her until you and Glamison defeat me in dishonorable wrestling combat
We have to make the a date the official prize, but it needs to be ambiguously worded so you can face heel turn to light side at the last minute, win, and then claim a date with them as the prize instead of them claiming a date with you, or you winning a date with yourself.

Did Glitcher give you a murdermouse number? Or do you have a phone on each body now?

If you can't answer it with your Sweater body then maybe pretend that you have stolen Sweatermouses phone (and her). Having this other Sweatermouse next to you can help sell things.

Before you answer whisper to Cycle 1 to play along. It's a fun date thing and if she wants to join in the fun she can.

Just answer the phone as Murdermouse. If Glamison acts surprised like she was expecting to talk to Sweatermouse, say that you took the phone from her.

Then, either way, deliver your challenge again.

Make sure you answer Glamison AT HOME, and not on a tablet where she can totally track you and realize you're in Radmin's van. She might get ideas.

>>774080
>>774081
>>774092

Oh, good idea! We deliver the challenge by pretending to have taken Sweatermouse's phone to prove ... uh, whatever that was. About how they need to show they're capable. Or something.

Sweatermouse 2017/01/23(Mon)15:01 No. 774247 ID: bfb318
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Murdermouse has her own number, so Glamison must have looked up Murdermouse on the directory. The call is answered.

>Careful, you can't watch your phone and the road at the same time.
Honestly, you can't really see the road anyways, at least not anything that's not as high as the hood.
"Murdermouse speaking!"
>"Hi! I saw your stunt with Radmin. So you don't think I'm good enough for sweatermouse, huh?"
"Not till you prove it!"
>"Well who're you to decide that?"
"Murdermouse! And who're you to decide it?"
>"No one! Sweatermouse is the one to say it, because she's a smart girl who can make decisions for herself!"
"Aww ge - I mean she's got to stick up for herself more, but if she won't, then I will!"
>"... you know what, I'll fight you, just to show that it's unbecoming for sweatermice to be a fighter in the ring!"
"What!"
>"You heard me! Now drive that truck over to the ring and Radmin and I will be over in just a minute!"
"How do you know I'm in a truck?!"
>"I hope you fight better than you drive, because otherwise this is going to be one big disappointment!"

Glamison points her phone backwards to show monster truck sized tire tracks on her tail.

Sweatermouse receives a text message from Radmin.

'Hey SM come Referee my match I'm going to beat up your sister then go out for some pizza and ice cream.'

>Ran over Glam's tail
Whups. I guess you owe her an apology at the end of this.

>>"... you know what, I'll fight you, just to show that it's unbecoming for sweatermice to be a fighter in the ring!"
That's so mean! But then I guess you were kind of mean to her first. Man you hope you aren't messing everything up.

>'Hey SM come Referee my match I'm going to beat up your sister then go out for some pizza and ice cream.'
Time for an appropriately Sweatermouse response.

"You're going to WHAT?! That is not something nice people celebrate!!!!!!"

But yeah real-you should use ref powers to get to the ring and be properly outraged about all this. At everyone. Except maybe First Edition, she didn't do anything but get kidnapped twice.

Have Sweater text back. "Wait sister? Do you mean Murder? She was muttering about doing something crazy."

"So are you going out alone for pizza and ice cream? Or do have room for a little Sweatermouse? Sort of wanted to continue things where we left off with Glamison last time.

>>774247
Sweatermouse cannot referee the fight, she's not impartial. Both publicly and secretly.

>>774247
>Glamison points her phone backwards to show monster truck sized tire tracks on her tail.
"Hey! That's not my fault! It's Radmin's fault for having such a big truck! And it's also your fault for having such a long tail and not moving out of the way of a giant truck that's impossible to not see coming unless you're blind!"

Say to Glamison: "Whoops! Sorry Glam, don't know how I didn't see your huge back end grinding under me! Stripes look good on you though. Maybe I'll stripe your hide a bit more in the ring! See you there!!"

Text Radmin back: "Uh she already asked me to ref your match, she says she wants me to be watching. Sorry about this! I don't think she's really mean she's trying to help but in a kind of bossy acting mean way and also she wants to be part of the show? Don't underestimate her she somehow has weird powers, she canpk[dssfdssdlkj;n Murdermouse here, boy I told you you're not seeing her until you and Glamison defeat me! And before you get smart about her being at the match that's "seeing" in the sense of hanging out, chatting or romance! So no phone calls!!"

I think during the match you should pretend Murdermouse has weird hax powers or something that give her some ability to restrain Sweatermouse. I'd bet that at some point Radmin or Glamison will go pull the "oh let's see what Sweatermouse thinks it's up to her bluh bluh" tactic, and it'd be handy if Murdermouse can just go "nope" and click her finger at Sweatermouse and Sweatermouse mimes like she's trying to talk but she's been muted.

If there's time before the match, maybe have a little talk with First Edition, bring her into the loop and see what she thinks.

Also: since the basis of this match is an issue of romance and intimacy, and it has a set of particularly saucy competitors, perhaps it should open up with some disclaimer for people who don't want to see salacious shenanigans? Or, I dunno, is there some equivalent of an adult hour on the broadcasts or something?

>>774256
Indeed. Instead, she should send a very obvious dummy "posing" as Sweatermouse.

>>774247

This is turning out better than expected! We learn to stand up for yourself, and these two show how much they care for us!

And top all that off with pizza and ice cream? Talk about the best date ever!

1/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/24(Tue)14:15 No. 774448 ID: bfb318
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"Whoops, I don't know how I didn't see your huge back tail grinding under me! Except that I think it's believable if you managed to not see a giant truck coming your way!"
>"You came through the wall!"
"Well, I, for one, think that stripes look good on you."
>"... wait do you mean that or are you being condescending."
"I mean it! I mean you must think so too if you let yourself get ran over!"
>"Whatever just meet us in the ring!"
"Yeah, then maybe I'll stripe your hide a bit more in the ring!"
>"... wait did you just give me innuendo?
"... wait what? I just mean I'm gonna like, tie you up with the ropes or something!"
>"Oh my."
"That's not an appropriate reaction!"
>"I think it is."

Glamison hangs up, so Murdermouse speaks to first edition.

"So want me to drop you off somewhere?"
>"Oh yeah there's a game building somewhere out of this building and I wanted to stop by so if it's not too inconvenient could you stop there?"
"Mayyybe, but wait, you're not going out with Radmin, are you?"
>"Oh nono, he's all yours, I have someone else!"
"I - what?"
>"Oh wait I'm sorry are you not either?"
"Nevermind!"

You don't know if you can trust another you to not talk, so you decide on keeping her out of the loop. The game building is out of the way, but you don't believe that it would make Murdermouse forfeit her fight or anything.

Furthermore, Murdermouse's evil meter is at a mere three stars. While it might be acceptable in a one on one fight, she'll have a difficult time if she has to fight both of them at the same time.

>Perhaps warn viewers of the incoming salacious shenanigans, or put make it an adult hour of the broadcast
You're not going to get that saucy!

2/2 Sweatermouse 2017/01/24(Tue)14:15 No. 774449 ID: bfb318
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Sweatermouse replies to Radmin.

"Beating up my sister isn't something a nice person celebrates!"
>"Murdermouse isn't a nice person, is she?"
"She's trying to help in her own way!"
>"An evil way!"
"A helpful way!"
>"Sorry, my cute little punching bag, but I think my opinion is well settled upon those who steal my truck, steal my operators, then throw a bomb in my face! An opinion that they are evil. Also a fact but that's less important."
"So wait are you going out alone for pizza and ice cream, or do you have room for a little Sweatermouse?"
>"Hahaha what loner goes out for pizza and ice cream alone?! You and Glamison are coming with me!"
"Oh okay that sounds like the best!"

You think you'll try to keep this from getting any more complex and show up in person, rather than, say, have Murdermouse have a false-sweatermouse to referee the fight for her own advantage, which is actually the real sweatermouse in disguise.

>Sweatermouse cannot referee the fight, she's not impartial.
While absolutely true, you don't actually think that that's actually something that would bar Sweatermouse from refereeing.

>>774449
We can just say we were bribed with dilicous cheesy Pizza that is why we clearly aren't upholding the rules of wrestling.

>Your taunting just ends up with you blatantly flirting with Glamison
Pffffff. Well, either this plan isn't working as well as you hoped, or it's gone horribly right.

>Oh nono, he's all yours, I have someone else!
Oh, really?

You'll have to put actually catching up with your sister on the to do list when you're not kipnapping her in the process of straightening out your own love life.

>You think you'll try to keep this from getting any more complex and show up in person, rather than, say, have Murdermouse have a false-sweatermouse to referee the fight for her own advantage, which is actually the real sweatermouse in disguise.
I... thought doing that exact thing was the whole point of having two bodies and not just dressing up.

And Sweatermouse should try to be a good ref, it's just Murdermouse can counter by using Ref Rules to cheat.

>>774449
Alright, ref your own fight then.

If you need more Naughtiness stars, you can prank First Edition Sweatermouse as you drop her off. Like give her a wedgie or give her a "present" that is actually a bomb in a box.

We should catch up after all of this. Then give Prime your number. Oh and make sure to kick her out of the truck when you drop her off to raise your evil meter.

Sounds like your date stuff should go well. Just got to get your evil meter up enough to make the match a fight. Without hurting anyone's feelings that is.

Have Murder get on the phone and use the announcement system to tell everyone about the match. Got to get a crowd ready. Describe in detail how you are going to thrash Radmin for being a big jerk and toying with your sisters affections. And how after today everyone will know the name Murdermouse!

>>774449

Actually yeah, let's totally ref the fight. Play it up that Murdermouse is our big sister looking out for us (even if she's actually just us learning to be assertive about what we want -- which is Radmin and Glamison and probably cuddles. Lots of them).

Wait, would Sweatermouse actually be able to coordinate both bodies in the middle of a match without accidentally having the wrong body say/do something that was meant for the other body to say/do?

Hmm. You know, if you were worried about not being able to look at certain things the same way after you'd gotten intimate with someone, maybe body separation would help with that? If you set things up for a sort of "when I'm in this body it's private personal fun, and in this body it's innocence and public stuff", maybe it would create a sort of sense of a "switch" in your mind, that you flip one way or the other to think in slightly different ways? I mean, some people accomplish something similar by just wearing different clothes. Just an idea.

Anyway, if you want to raise Murdermouse's villainy, maybe she should go to the ring ahead of time and set up some tricksy traps or hidden extra weapons and things for herself. Like maybe put a secret cache in one of the ring posts, or a hidden drop net in the ceiling lights that can be activated remotely.

Or maybe she could "capture" Sweatermouse, leave her tied up on a podium or something, able to see the ring and speak so she can referee, but restrained so Murdermouse can claim that Radmin and Glamison won't get their date unless they win. With ambiguous wording, like "You think you can make plans before you've even won? You two need to face me in a match first, victory earns a date!", that would imply they need to win to get a date but technically means the winner gets a date if it's you too, would allow you to still fight and try to win without lying or giving up the date.

Would it be evil to tease and torment about this 'somone else'? After all, you know how you are about that kind of stuff. Tossing her out of the still moving truck is an option, too, but kinda mean.

Also, sweatermouse being the ref adds to the drama! You've gotta consider the narrative aspect of it! True, she and ref sweatermouse are the same, but the audience doesn't know that.

>>774594
>Or maybe she could "capture" Sweatermouse, leave her tied up on a podium or something, able to see the ring and speak so she can referee, but restrained so Murdermouse can claim that Radmin and Glamison won't get their date unless they win. With ambiguous wording, like "You think you can make plans before you've even won? You two need to face me in a match first, victory earns a date!", that would imply they need to win to get a date but technically means the winner gets a date if it's you too, would allow you to still fight and try to win without lying or giving up the date.
A good way to do that would be if Murdermouse can and took Sweatermouse in the middle of her call with Radmin! That'll hopefully get Radmin to react with a look on his face that says, "Oh, hell no! She did not just do that!"

But if that can't happen, then after Sweatermouse hangs up the phone with Radmin, she should tell Succubus that the plan is moving a little ahead of schedule and if she and Chief want to see what's going to happen, they should head over to the ring. And hurry before all the good seats are taken!

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"Thanks for everything Succubus, but plans are moving up so I've got to get going!" says Sweatermouse. "If you want to see the match, you should come to the ring before all the good seats are taken!"
>"The TV's fine. It's just as good of a view as the stadium, except people aren't constantly bumping into me." says Chief.
>"Good luck, Sweaterstuff." Succubus waves you off with her tail.