A

Tell him we'll try to keep it down, and we need to talk to him in a minute. But hint that there's some good news.

>>783850
Which I think is mostly A.

>>783830
"I know how hard it can get, trust me, but luckily we can rely on our friends and neighbors to help relieve us of-

Oh wait your not talking about your dick are you? Welll maybe a little quality time with Lisa, me, and maybe Rita would help you relax, what do you think?"

>>783830
A and then C. The other two option would be inappropriate, as B's too rude and D is a certifiable mood killer.

A only. No sharing! Save the foursomes for your date with Rita.

>>783830
C for definite

A

C dah
Time to test for gayness!
If no or bi tell him about Lisa.

Charlemagne 2017/03/01(Wed)14:26 No. 783893 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Speaking of hard”

You: “Lisa’s totally a slut for your dick”

Geoff: “Uh”

Geoff: “What?”

You: “Like, she wants to get on your dick. I don’t know how much clearer I can be.”

Selma gasps.

Selma: “Seriously? Woo”

Selma: “That’s cute.”

Geoff: “She told you that?”

You: “Yep. Today actually.”

Geoff: “She used those words?”

You: “Oh yeah, dude. Word for word.”

Geoff: “Well… I guess we got along pretty well at the Bocce tournament. And she does have a cute smile…”

Charlemagne 2017/03/01(Wed)14:27 No. 783894 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Smile, sure. Yeah. But have you seen her tits?”

Selma: “Do it Geoff”

Selma wraps her tail around your back. It feels like a snake that is also a pillow.

Selma: “I made out with her, she’s good to go.”

Geoff: “I… don’t know if it’s really… good to be talking about her like that.”

a) “What are you gonna do? Fight me?”
b) “Sure it is. Bitches love that.”
c) “Yeah, maybe you’re right.”
d) >_

"If you don't want to jam your bone in the beaver, I will (later)."

Eh, whatever. Up to him I guess. Respect isn't so much your deal(all i wanted was a loving cat couple. Rip ship), but he can handle women his own way. They might make a cute couple.
Mention that you were trying to set up a double date with him, lisa, and rita. Would he be up for it?

>>783894
"Sooooooooooooo Geoff... you want to take a practice run for the Beaver on this squirrel with me?

>>783894
D) Hey man, how about you, me, your Sister and Lisa get together sometime then? Will that ease you into it? Don't act too certain you'll get laid or you'll blow it though, just confident enough she thinks your hotter.

Hooray for pillowsnek

Don't want an argument now, so C. Give him just enough rope.
Let's let his sister be a surprise, though.

Charlemagne 2017/03/01(Wed)15:46 No. 783924 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Tell ya what. We’ll go on a double date.”

You lie down on your back and proceed to use Selma’s tail as a pillow.

Selma: “Oh fuck”

Selma: “I’d kill to see that.”

Selma: “Who would you take Chuck?”

You: “Fuck I don’t”

You grit your teeth, and an orgasm sneaks up on you. Somehow. It’s two rodents worth of juzz so it’s not exactly a small one

You: “I don’t know. How about Rita?”

Charlemagne 2017/03/01(Wed)15:46 No. 783925 ID: 4063a3
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Geoff: “My sister?”

Geoff: “That sounds pretty awkward. I don’t think”

Geoff: “No that’s a bad idea.”

You: “I’ll figure something out”

You: “I see you thinking about it though.”

Geoff: “Thinking about what?”

You: “fat”

You: “beaver”

You: “ass”

Geoff:

Geoff: “What if those things are still out there?”

Geoff: “This sounds unsafe dude.”

Geoff: “That thing would have killed me if I didn’t get away.”

Don't jizz yet wait for Naz

>>783925
Fuck it dude! Live life don't be held back by stupid staby sheet-men you see what I have accomplished! I am drowning in the pussy!

>>783925
Geoff just stay indoors after dark and if someone knocks on the door see who it is before opening it. Hey if you're lucky you'll WANT to be staying indoors after dark if you know what I mean.

Yeah but what if they go for Lisa when she's violating herself because you weren't there pounding the beaver.

Fat beaver ass is mos def out there. In both senses.
Anyway, it's not like they can be everywhere at once.
Let's go somewhere outside town.

Really, I just want to see what he says to that idea.

Hmmm... potential fourth wheels aside from Rita are Layla, Penny(though it's weird taking her out on a date to her own cafe), Marcie, Rachel, Ellen, and Angela.

Maybe we should try for Ellen.

Don't worry about those things. We are going to figure out a way of dealing with them before they can hurt anyone else.

If you want to help out I am going to try and put a team together.

>>783925
Just let him get killed. Token gays always get killed first anyway.

Kinda unclear on whether you're saying you just had a surprise orgasm or if you're saying it's about to hit you. I'll assume you did already.

"We're gonna deal with that. Until then, can't live your life in fear. Right, Selma? Take over talking to Geoff for me a minute."

Then eat out that squirrel. Gotta make sure the ladies want to come back. Besides, you've got a reputation to maintain.

>>783958
>Shoots, eats, and leaves

That's some kinda backwards-ass panda bear logic.

>>783961

Who said anything about leaving? Naz said she was taking "a break". We'll have a go with her again - don't want to confirm Selma's worry about "stealing". Maybe spin things into both the girls being involved.

"Chicks don't like it when you cower inside your house Geoff. You got grab life by the tits and make it your bitch. Go get some of dat phat beaver poon."

And then proceed to take control of Selma and give her a good hard fuck until she melts into a drooling, spasming mess.

If anybody's gonna get Chuck's round two it better be Geoff.

They're out there and we're in here. Fucking both your roomies. (Chuck did you put a condom on yet or at least pull out). It won't be outdoors, you pussy.

>>783924
Is chuck a chad?

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)11:05 No. 784185 ID: 4063a3
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Naz walks up the hallway and looks past Geoff.

Naz: “Wow, you fucked Selma?”

Selma climbs off of you and nods.

Naz: “Ok, well, I heard you talking about Lisa. She’s actually at the door right now.”

WHAT

What did she get another clipboard?

>>784185
Go Geoff woo that beaver!

>>784185
"Yes."
check if you have energy for more, if Y it is time to dole out more
@ geoff:
"You're up dude!"

Go make sure she doesn't have a clipboard to get in the way of Geoff busting ropes.

Ask Naz if Lisa had a clipboard with her. If she did, we should hide from her, and have Geoff distract her while you talk about the catacombs with Naz. If not, maybe help plan a date with Geoff and Lisa.

make sure it's not a freakin ZOMBIE

>>784185
So I'm guessing Lisa wants to talk to you? Go answer the door. Wipe that jizz off your dick and get some pants on first.

>>784186
>>784185
Before saying this make sure that Naz actually SAW Lisa and its not a imitator reverand at the door

We should be able to see if it is Lisa at the door if we look out Naz's window. Plus, we can find out if Lisa has a clipboard that way.

Did you check the peephole Naz? You confirmed by more than just voice, right? It's almost too convenient for Geoff.

All paranoia to the side, it's broad daylight and not your house.

Go have Geoff answer the door, hide in lesser rodent pile.

I for one believe in reasonable caution and support getting a visual on whoever's at the door before opening it.

>>784198
it's been confirmed by Rachel that they attack in daylight.

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)11:56 No. 784202 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Those things, or at least one of them, can imitate people’s voices. Did you see Lisa?”

Naz: “I actually have a hard time reaching the peephole.”

Naz: “I could have grabbed the stepstool, but”

Naz: “I didn’t want to disturb my sweet sheet habit.”

You look through the hole, Geoff waiting by your side. Yeah, it’s her.

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)11:56 No. 784203 ID: 4063a3
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Lisa:

Lisa: “Hi”

>>784202
Go my son. Fulfill your destiny.

Damn son. She looks good. Let her in.

This is it, Geoff. Speak now or forever hold your dick at night alone, wondering what could have been.

fat

beaver

ass

Put a bone in the beaver. Either push Geoff or do it yourself. This is the time for fucking, not for fucking around.

"Well, there you go, Geoff."

No clipboard. Good. Have Geoff keep Lisa distracted while we speak with Naz.

Find a deck of cards and start dealing.

Thank Lisa for interrupting your awful run at strip poker.

"Sorry, I couldn't get the double date thing going, but Geoff here has agreed to go out with you so have a good time without me!"

Shove Geoff out the door towards Lisa.

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)12:26 No. 784216 ID: 4063a3
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You grin and look between Geoff and Lisa.

You: “Lisaaaaa”

You: “You’re just in time for-”

Lisa: “Sorry! I”

Lisa: “I’m just here to tell you about”

Lisa: “Mayor Stark is having a town meeting in twenty minutes.”

She hands you a flier with the details.

Lisa: “On the library steps.”

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)12:26 No. 784217 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Town meeting.”

You: “You were just here to tell us about a town meeting.”

You:

You: “Why’d you get all dressed up for that?”

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)12:26 No. 784218 ID: 4063a3
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Lisa: “Dressed up?!”

Lisa: “Oh-ho I hadn’t even noticed!!”

Lisa: “I just threw something”

Lisa: “on”

Lisa: “Hi Geoff”

Lisa leaves.

>>784218
Geoff she is thirsty as fuck go get her now or so help me Harold Pal.

library steps? we'll have to probably wait until the meeting is over to start the catacombs invasion.

check the flier.

also, have Lisa read that note Rachel gave you.

>>784219
Yes.
>>784220
>>784221
Yes.

We have to unite these two losers in awkward lust,
but I don't have to like it.

Hmm. Susanna might have slipped into the low end of her immortal revenant witch elf crazy curve again. Might need to watch out for shenanigans.

Ask the gang you have with you if they remember Susanna ever calling a town meeting before. If so, what does she generally call them about? Also check the flyer because it might say.

Then clean up and go. And by "clean up" I mean "make sure anyone in want of an orgasm has had one". It only takes, what, five or ten minutes to walk to the library from here? One hopes?

Make plans to lewd Susanna during the meeting.

>>784223
All Geoff has to do is accept the setup. The real plan is to swoop in and nab both ladies by the end of the night.

Ask to borrow their shower before you leave for the meeting, don't want to lead the reverends straight to it with your musk.

>>784218
"Geoff, dude, she is clearly into you, grab that

fat


beaver



ass

at this meeting."

Elbow Geoff. I told you.

Yes! This just proves it man. You gotta give Geoff the pep talk of his life. And then when he ultimately fails because that's who he is, you can swoop in and get some beaver tail.

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)18:04 No. 784332 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Eh heh heh”

You: “What’d I tell ya kiddo?”

Geoff: “Uh”

Geoff: “What do ya mean?”

You: “Lisa.”

You: “Re: wanting to jump your bones.”

Geoff: “But… she was just here to give us the flier.”

You: “The dress? The makeup?”

Geoff: “She said she didn’t notice!”

You're blinding yourself to the truth man. Good. That means more pussy for this pussycat.

>>784332
Time to make Geoff your protege, whether he wants to or not.

Kill Geoff

>>784332
Okay bro I'm gonna let you in on a secret here: women pay attention to their appearance. She dressed up for you.

He's so incompetent, I'm actually starting to feel like we should help him...

I just wish it wasn't PBA hanging in the balance.

OK, Geoff, WHAT do you want then?
Tell me?
I mean, besides sleep?
The mayor? Sally? Ramona? Layla? Me? Your Sister? That Old Cop? Penny? Angela? What?
If you're asexual, that's fine too, just learn to be honest with yourself. You don't have to tell me nothing, just that you'll get what you want Geoff, or at least try.

Don't let those Monster's get you man, live.

Kill Geoff, starting with his penis.

>>784332
Oh dear, nobody's ever had "The Talk" with Geoff. No time like the present, Chuck.

>>784340
This.
"Geoff you are a painfully oblivious nerd. Go talk to her and stop making excuses, LIVE LIFE, GO GO GO"
shove him out the door bodily, then stand proud in the doorway letting the breeze caress your still-unclothed genitalia

We need to kill him

You grab Geoff by the collar, look him right in the eye and tell him that you're a professional and if the doesn't fuck the goddamn beaver, you're going to punch him in the dick and dive in the beaver yourself.

>>784332
>She said she didn’t notice!
*facepalm*
"And you believed that?! She dressed up to look good for you! Take a hint already, man! Or do you need me to smack you upside the head to get the stupid out of you?!"

Why would she say hi specifically to you out of all of us here before leaving?

Are you fucking blind Geoff?!

Chuck, point out that she didn't just put that much effort in on accident. Putting on make up like that takes time and effort.

Step one: Clear throat
Step two: Smack him on the back of the head
Step three: Ask him if he is stupid.

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)20:07 No. 784411 ID: 4063a3
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You: “Come on man.”

You: “Are you seriously that oblivious?”

You: “You need to man up and live your life or your dicks gonna be dry until you’re dead.”

You: “And you better believe I’ll be getting to that beaver ass first.”

You grab giggling Naz and Selma and head for the bedroom.

Naz: “Come on, go easy on him.”

Geoff:

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)20:07 No. 784412 ID: 4063a3
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Geoff: “Chuck.”

You: “Yyyyyeeesss?”

>>784332
That's a fib Geoff. She doesn't want to admit it. You really think someone gets all dressed up and doesn't notice?

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)20:07 No. 784414 ID: 4063a3
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DING

Charlemagne 2017/03/02(Thu)20:08 No. 784415 ID: 4063a3
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END CHAPTER IX

Geoff can live this time

We got Geoff to man up. That's called success, Chuck.

Have a dream about Marcie.

THAT'S the spirit, Geoff!

>>784414
FINALLY!!! Geoff grew a pair!

Well played!

>>784415
more like perverse cowsquirl

yeah you were probably asking for that.

if still conscious, proceed to town meeting with ladies and geoff in tow

>>784414
Yeah, Chuck was asking for that, but this shows that Geoff is actually manning up! No pain, no gain, right? XD