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76819 No. 76819 ID: 9e964e

The village of Byron.

Built by Lord Byron the Absolute, with the sole objective to support his new jailhouse- because he needed more space to bury his political disaffected.

At some point during the construction, demons.
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No. 76820 ID: 9e964e
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76820

Nowdays, Byron is a dungeonville. Population is in the double digits, less than 20 people are urban. Economy lives off the crawlers who go face off the demons, plus taxes and food export.

Except there´s less reports of demon claws being brought lately. The creeps must be retreating.
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No. 76821 ID: 7eda8b

>At some point during the construction, demons.

I like how 'demons' can be the whole sentence predicate and we can understand what you meant.
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No. 76822 ID: 9e964e
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76822

Ripe territory for a third-level Player like me.

This Quest follows an MSPA format; large updates, every few days or hours, with as many suggestions as possible. See you guy by nightfall!
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No. 76823 ID: e2b509

>>76822
Show your equipment!
State your strengths and weaknesses!
Why are you here?
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No. 76827 ID: 7eda8b

Examine secret plans to collude with demons to bring about downfall of town.
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No. 76828 ID: 46df2e

>>76822

Quickly retrieve legs from backpack.
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No. 76830 ID: e498d9
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76830

You fool! At least wait until you hit first tier class to take on a dungeon! Novice is the weakest class in all of Rune Midgard!
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No. 76831 ID: 1443c0

>>76822
time to grind
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No. 76833 ID: 8df0a9

Right. Grind some porings.
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No. 76839 ID: 5a9e00

Ha. Not wearing that outfit you arent. You'll need something a lot less contricting around the legs. Some sort of armored skirt, I'm thinking. Oh, and of course that color just won't do at all. Everyone knows demons have trouble seeing certain shades of pink. you should plan your whole outfit accordingly.

Say, do you have any siblings?
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No. 76846 ID: 5d5878

>>76830
Be a real man. Go Super Novice.
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No. 76866 ID: 2c6b7e

>>76822
You need pauldrons.
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No. 76871 ID: e498d9

>>76389

He could always go Archer, then class up to Dancer. Everyone knows Demons are weak against whips and bellydancing.
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No. 76882 ID: 12f282

>>76871
bisonyes.gif
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No. 76888 ID: 9e964e
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76888

> Equipment! Strengths and weaknesses! Motives!
I´m a well rounded Fighter an' all, carrying little more than my bedroll, Iron Sword, and enough amount of chalk, charcoal and parchment. I´ve spelunked a few times, but this is my second real dungeon.
And I´m after the things every adventurer wants; fame and fortune, ale and whores.
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No. 76889 ID: 9e964e
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76889

>Secret Plans
Its obvious that any serious plans would have to wait first contact, but-- wait.

>Time to grind
I dont grind! Its an undignified, mindless and dangerous activity!

>Retrieve legs
>Rune Midgard / Novice
>Porings
>Paudrons
Huh... what? I dont know half of what I´m thinking a- oh- Hey, wait...
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No. 76890 ID: 9e964e
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76890

... Now, what do we have here?
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No. 76891 ID: 107da3

>>76890

A magical object, filled with wonderful tales of advice.

Alternatively: Filled with the souls of crazy people. It's kind of a flip a coin, get information sort of deal. How's it going?
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No. 76897 ID: 2c6b7e

>>76889
"Pauldrons" not "Paudrons". They're metal things that go on your shoulders. They help keep your head and arms attached, in particular when someone else is trying to detach them.
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No. 76911 ID: 5d5878

>>76897
You can tell someone's power level from their pauldrons alone. It's been scientifically proven.
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No. 76935 ID: 7eda8b

It's the Crazy Ball. It makes you Crazy.
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No. 76938 ID: 43d730

>>76911
Hey, hats also influence that.
Anyway, pick it up. It looks tasty.
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No. 76940 ID: 632862

>>76890
Dig the orb out of the ground and pick it up!
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No. 77157 ID: 034a30

>>76890
We are the ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE. We are here to offer ADVICE, guide you on your JOURNEY, and attempt to make you CROSSDRESS. Use your own judgment to determine which pieces of advice to take, and which to ignore.

Just know that most of us want to help you. Even me. I mean, you seem like a tasty-I MEAN BRIGHT young man, with all the limitless potential of a Fighter your level. Let's do GREAT THINGS together.
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No. 77202 ID: dda9dd

We are the Snowglobe of the Superior! The Dome of Destiny! the Stone of Wisdom! the Orb of Infinite Psych! the Sphere of Sibilant Whispers! The Fourfold Herald of Yog Sothoth! The Primal Essence of Xom's Favor! The Mind of Muschio Malto the Most Terrible Volto and more!
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No. 77280 ID: b1370c
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77280

You are uselessly insane, that´s what you are.
I´m more of a speed-type person for starters; it was scientifically proven that skirts and shoulderweights are bad for my health.

You better show some credentials before I decide to leave you behind. I have no need for being dead or insane. And rivers dont have minds.
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No. 77283 ID: 34470e

>>77280
Credentials? Where to start...
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No. 77289 ID: dda9dd

>>77280
Depends.. name of some famous hero's and legends... we'll tell you which ones we remember being involved in.
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No. 77294 ID: e498d9

>>77280

Hey, I'll have you know Dancers are a speed and agility based class. Plus, they don't wear skirts, they wear bellydancer pants and a bra, that's light, comfy, and easy to move around in.

There. Light armor, a melee weapon that has range and flexibility, and you get party support skills while you're at it. You have no reason to not take this class.
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No. 77295 ID: 632862

We led a rabbit and a cat to freedom from inside an underwater facility infested with immortal abominations of the flesh.

We led a dwarf from humble beginnings in an epic quest eventually leading to godhood.

Then there was all those guys we hooked up with girlfriends...
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No. 77300 ID: 5d5878

>>77280
Y'ever heard of BeardBeard, god of Dorfs? That was our fault.
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No. 77317 ID: b1370c
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77317

> Heroes and legends, bunnies, gods, romances
Hmmn, sounds interesting allright. I dont recognize any of them though, maybe those legends are pre-Dark-Age.

Lemmesee... some legends I remember, there´s the Knight who saved Cobra island, the mystery of the timeless mansion... theres a rather satyrical one about a man who loses his manhood.

> Dancer
> Dorfs
Look, I´m not gay enough to be a bellydancer, nor we have midget gods. Stop talking nonsense.
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No. 77318 ID: 5d5878

>>77317
PORING! KILLIT!
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No. 77319 ID: 08f315

>>76819

Don't listen to 'em. Most of 'em are petty novice voices with a flair for the dramatic. There's the odd gem of a veteran, but most of 'em are hopeless and snarky to a fault.

Frankly, I don't know. You might be better off tossing us to the side for another guy to pick up (prob'ly what put us here in the first place), but it's not like we can actually affect you, and the droll commentary might be amusing and even occasionally useful, so what the hell, right? At least we can warn you if something tries to sneak up from behind. Uh. If we have the right view of you.
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No. 77325 ID: 93e329

>>77317
So you don't want to grind, find. Do you have a quest yet?
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No. 77332 ID: 7eda8b

>>77317
Enemy sighted, behind you!
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No. 77365 ID: dda9dd

>>77317
Maybe it is YOU who is PRE-DARK AGE huh? Ever though of that? Lord know we've had the time too. Seen empires rise and fall that thought they would last forever...

History is Rhythmic see? Like music, the tides, or the passions of love. It rises and ebbs in a tune all of its own.

We know many things that have not yet come to pass... yet we are unaware of some things that happened merely yesterday... how we came to be lying here for example.

Perhaps one day we shall speak of your adventure to others, perhaps we already have but don't remember them yet.


Also.. there is a pouring behind you...
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No. 77380 ID: 034a30

>>77317
If nothing else, we can see everything within a variable difference around you. We are the ultimate warning system and search function. As long as you can react fast enough to our signals, you should have no problems becoming the greatest adventurer ever.
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No. 77487 ID: 48a98c

>>77317

You don't happen to have a green apple on you, do you? If you do, we could try taming that poring. Never hurts to have a faithful pet companion.
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No. 77864 ID: 55b495
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77864

>Poring
>Enemy sighted, behind you!

BWAH! It´s coming right at-- >BONK!<
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No. 77865 ID: 55b495
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77865

... Ow ...
Friggen depths, that´s just a cute jelly. Distant cousin of pillow jellies. Those things are inoffensive, mostly harmless at worst.

> warn you if something tries to sneak up from behind
> We are the ultimate warning system and search function
You have a point there, yes. Maybe you´re not a total loss.
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No. 77866 ID: 55b495
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77866

Well, I´m gonna stash you with the chalk and the other minor things. Inventory space is precious.

> Green apple
No, I ate the last of my food getting here

> Quest
> PRE-DARK AGE, History is Rhythmic

Hmmn, an interesting thought.

Well, I´m here to get as many riches as possible from that dungeon in Byron, so let´s go.
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No. 77867 ID: 55b495
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77867

... maybe you can tell me a few future legends while we´re getting there.
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No. 77872 ID: f4963f

>>77867
>maniacal crystal ball
Ah, truth in advertising laws finally caught up to us, eh?
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No. 77880 ID: 34470e

>>77872
Then it would be perverted instead of maniacal.
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No. 77885 ID: dda9dd

>>77880
Indeed. We are far to ineffective and divided in opinion to be considered truly maniacal or devious.
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No. 77925 ID: 034a30

>>77867
We once tried to help a little girl ra-wait, no.

Our advice led another little girl to become an all powerful genoci-agh, that's not right.

We started out as the shattered psyche of a world-conq....hmm. We don't actually do a lot of hero-ing in orb format, do we?
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No. 77938 ID: 34470e

>>77925
Well, there's this one time we kinda saved two people from an evil stone called The Essence of Anger. Kinda.
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No. 77941 ID: 34470e

>>77938
Oh! And that one time we saved a girl from dying by a deadly disease. Er, that may or may not have been real...
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No. 77942 ID: 34470e

>>77941
Um... There's that one time we helped a girl get hooked up with a cross dresser.
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No. 77945 ID: 34470e

>>77942
Uh... Uh... There's that one elf girl whom we saved from a camp of raiding kobolds by offering a noserub.
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No. 77966 ID: 7eda8b

I prefer "Crazy Ball"

Go into town.

How much money do you have?
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No. 78001 ID: f58f98

>>77945
...The long and the short of it is, we do the best we can given the situation. It might not always turn out to be the stuff of legends, but our record is still pretty damn good, if we must say so ourselves.
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No. 78020 ID: b764ac
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78020

>Tales tales!
Humn. I think I heard the Muschio name before, but the guy was a clothier. I guess the name is just common.
...
Noserubs and crossdressers. So, you´re the ultimate machmaker? Thats what I´m bringing to a crawl?

> the best we can given the situation
So does every adventurer, last I checked.

> Maniacal, pervert, crazy
What nonsense ... of course, you´re talking to yourself.

> Money
I still have ten silvers or so...
...

Oh crud, where´s my money?
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No. 78021 ID: b764ac
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78021

... anyway, here we are. The village is basically three buildings, and a bunch of hay-and-mud shacks fo the poorer souls.

The middle, two-storey one must be the general store, the big rocky one looks like the church. I have no idea whats the other, it.. looks like a house, frankly. The sign hanging above the door looks like a tool.

The previous wide-angle shots with the mountains have a view of the building´s front sides.
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No. 78023 ID: 8611a8

>>78020
The poring ate it i bet.
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No. 78094 ID: ddafe0

>>78021
Check out the screwdriver shop!
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No. 78101 ID: 9d1b13

>>78021

Go to the general store and buy some generic dungeon supplies. Rope, food stores, canteens...the essence of survival. You'd be surprised how handy ropes can be in any exploring situation.

Oh, and a green apple. I'm not giving up on that "Tame the Poring/Cute Jelly" idea.
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No. 78376 ID: b764ac
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78376

>The poring ate it i bet.
The little bas-- wait, he didn´ even came close to me.

>Shops
.. I´m kinda broke. So, unless you can spawn silver, I kinda doubt that idea.

I think I´ll wait for a plan, or a consensus.

I forgot to mention, on the map in the previous post, red arrow is the way of the dungeon.
Dont mind if I make 'empty' posts like these; I just wanna avoid railroading.

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No. 78377 ID: 7eda8b

If you're broke and you don't feel like menial tasks, there's only one course of action.

GO TO DUNGEON! GO DIRECTLY TO DUNGEON! DO NOT PASS GO!
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No. 78378 ID: f4963f

>>78376
Current inventory, boss? We might have to steal something if you're not suited for DUNGEON DELVING.
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No. 78746 ID: a4a34e
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78746

>Inventory
All I have right now is my trusty Iron Sword. I travelled light, its not like I have deep pockets -- in any sense of the world.

Huh, I think we´ve been there before. Thought one of you would have a longer attention span.

>Menial tasks
Hey, its not like I didn´ had to serve tables and sweep sewers on my way here, but grinding is just degrading.
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No. 78755 ID: a4a34e
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78755

Oh, this is pointless. No money to get gear, yet no gear to make money. Nice corner I decided to write myself in.

>Stealing
... its not a good thing when this sounds like a good idea.


" ... young hare ventured from-her-den~
An' she danced, in her, field-and-glen~
The world sang joy about he~r."

Kids..
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No. 78758 ID: 34470e

>>78755
Ask them what they're singing about.
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No. 78773 ID: f4963f

>>78755
Songs and rumors and folk tales are obvious plot hooks and adventuring opportunities. Don't be genre blind! Ask them about their song.
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No. 78802 ID: 5d5878

>>78755
That song they're singing? Our fault.
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No. 78807 ID: 632862

The rest of it goes like this:

My mother told me once of when
A young hare ventured from her den
And as she danced in field and glen
The world sang joy about her.
But wicked hateful things abound
And that young hare these evils found
Then whisked her up from off the ground
And glen was left without her.


The wicked power tore asunder
And with this cruel and fateful blunder
Cast her to a world of wonder
Would she e'er see home again?
And so hare flew that mournful day
Over the sky and far away
And down and down, beneath the sea
To a place unlike the glen.


A world of men and man's design
A place where God's light would not shine
A Hell of steel beneath the brine
Where misery's echoes boomed.
And all around her there were others
Beasts like her, all sisters, brothers,
Locked up, all, with one another,
In deep sea-dark, entombed.


And in this crypt far from the shore
The hare lay down upon the floor
Imprisoned there forever more
And left to all her sorrow.
Her tender world was lost and gone
So joy and happiness foregone
She slept and cried and prayed for dawn
To wait the coming morrow.



The hound was still, the birds said naught,
The fox denied he had been caught,
The bear cried "This is just our lot",
And surrendered to his pain.
But the cat stood up and shook his head
And rising from his metal bed
He said "For now, I am not dead,
And I will not die in vain!"


He cried aloud with much disdain
And tore about his stark domain
And said "These walls cannot contain
A force as strong as I!"
And the fox just laughed, and the birds all cried
And the bear knotted up himself and died
But the hare looked on as the poor cat tried
To break him free and fly.


He shook his chain with all his rage
And flew in anger 'round his cage
Decrying this dark mournful stage
And the hare stood up as well.
With passion did she then respond,
She chewed her ropes and broke her bonds,
And freed the cat, they ran beyond,
They ran to flee that hell.


And what became of cat and hare?
Did they break free to purer air?
To guess their fate we shouldn't dare
Perhaps their tale closed well.
But for all the beasts trapped in the Nether
All life from out the loch and heather
The flock that could not work together
Are sure still trapped in Hell.

There's one final verse, one that perhaps these kids don't even know:

Incense sweet, and cradled warm
Like lovers coddled, arm in arm
Two souls, nomadic, fleeing harm:
That wicked, metal glen.
Now coming morn drives off the curse
Too startled still to dare converse
Both praying they have seen the worst
So ends their tale --
Amen.
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No. 78819 ID: dda9dd

>>78773
I wouldn't follow this rumor/prophecy though... it may not have been fulfilled yet. You also wouldn't need eyes to find your fate there.
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No. 78822 ID: e3f578

Oh, sweet, I'm glad somebody here has heard of our adventures with that rabbit.

Yes, we are a goddamn nursery rhyme. That's how awesome we are. Do well and so will you.
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No. 78873 ID: e0499d

>_>

Where have they heard that song? How long has that song been 'round?
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No. 78874 ID: 7eda8b

GO TO DUNGEON! GO DIRECTLY TO DUNGEON! DO NOT PASS GO!
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No. 78887 ID: 034a30

...wait. Area near the sea. Low population. Demons. The song.

......this may not be the best dungeon for a beginning adventurer.
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No. 78888 ID: 5d5878

>>78887
No, this is quite obviously the best dungeon ever. If he makes it, he is worthy of THE ORB.
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No. 78901 ID: 6e52c0
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78901

>Ask about--
Pedophiles.

>Songs and rumors, plot hooks. Don't be genre blind!
I´ll let them finish singing first, why not?

" Every flower, every grass~
Bow before this, pretty lass~
Living happy in-this-field,
Where no baddie come-to-kill!"

Heh, great little rhyme you´ve bec--

>Full Version
... oh. Ow. This isn´ just a trick, is it?

I assure you, the plot I have in mind isn´ that awesome.
Also, anyone against me using the spoiler tags as director´s cut?

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No. 78904 ID: 7eda8b

Tags are fine by me.

Journey into the dungeon.
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No. 78905 ID: 5d5878

>>78901
We don't think it's a trick. Whether or not it really is is up to you.

I don't see a problem with it.
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No. 78914 ID: 632862

>>78901
Save player-GM communication for the discussion thread, I say. I find it distracting.

Huh. If I had to guess I'd say this rhyme was originated from a kid hearing the beginning, then making up the rest.

Head into the dungeon and kill a few things to build up some cash, then come back to get supplies for a deeper run.
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No. 78915 ID: dda9dd

>>78901
Don't worry lad... I'll warrant a guess that the seed of man shall have long since passed from this green globe, before the horrors we describe shall be visited upon them.

But there is quite a lot done between now and then, and our maddened whispers of ages beyond these should not dissuade or distract your journey...

Who knows? Perhaps somewhere.. Somewhen the children already gather to sing of your story...

But that will not happen if you don't do something, anything, and if anything frustrates us most it is the uninteresting and inactive wielder.

You mentioned that there was a graveyard nearby? Built by some Lord Byron? Let us take a look.
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No. 78923 ID: 6e52c0
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78923

>Dungeon, dungeon, Byron´s graveyard (same place), dungeon, shallow dip, back later.
Oh, finally you have spoken. I´ll head straight to there once I finish with the kids. If you have any idea of what to ask...

"Ey, children."
All three: "Hiii, stranger!"
"Can you tell me where you learned that pretty song?"
Bunny: "Momma taught me, she says nana taught her when she was a little."
Human: "I 'now it too! Motha' tol' mi once-of-when~" ...

>Made-up rest
A clear case of oral history at work. Probably a bit censored to their ears.
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No. 78951 ID: 9e9b47

>>78923

Ask them about the local goings on.
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No. 79060 ID: f58f98

Ask about the third building, that big house.
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No. 79300 ID: c4c6db
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79300

"So, whats new about the village?"

Human: "Nattie is expecting a kid! She should arrive this week."
Kitty: "And play with us in a few years!"
Bunny: "I think its a boy. :D"
Human: "I hope its a girl :3"
Kitty: "I bet its a kitty! x3"
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No. 79301 ID: c4c6db
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79301

Human: "I wonder, how did a baby got into Nattie´s belly?"
Kitty: "Uncle Dreamy put it there, duh."
Human: "But where did he got it from? O.o"

I´m not having this conversation...
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No. 79303 ID: c4c6db
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79303

"Uh, ahemn, moving on, the people, and stuff?"

Kitty: "... Mr. Baker snapped again ..."
Bunny: "Yes, yesterday he spent all day worrying about bread."
Kitty: "Perfect bread."
Human: "Breadus Maximus."
Kitty: "Do you think he´ll get it someday?"
Human: "I hope, its not the first time..."
Bunny: "Yeah... Mr. Baker has been doing that for a few months.."
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No. 79305 ID: 632862

>>79301
Now's not the time for sex ed. Wander off somewhere else.
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No. 79306 ID: 7eda8b

Say "Haha, you crazy kids. WELP, I'M GONNA GO FIGHT SOME MONSTERS NOW."

Go to the dungeon.
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No. 79307 ID: c4c6db
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79307

Human: "Oh, and Johnnie!"
Kitty: "He comes tomorrow!"
Bunny: "He has a fruit farm. He alays gives us the juicest oranges!"
Human: "Ooh, its cashew season soon! :D"
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No. 79308 ID: c4c6db
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79308

"So, uh.. what about that house?"
Bunny: "Huh?"

"The one with a big sign with a tool."
Human: "That´s Miss K´s place."
Bunny: "She´s a sorceress!"
Human: "Without magics! O.o"
Kitty: "And is a blacksmith."
Human: "Without anvil!" :o
Kitty: "She makes ice in the summer!"
Human: "Fire without wood!"
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No. 79311 ID: c4c6db
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79311

"So she is.."

All three: "[/i]"AWESOME!"
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No. 79312 ID: c4c6db
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79312

Kitty: "But her house is haunted."
Human: "Yes o.o"
Kitty: "Sooounds from there."
Bunny: "But not ghost-hounted.
Human: "No 'oooOoOoOoooh.....' "
Bunny: "No, no..."
Human: "But sometimes at night, the sounds.."
Kitty: "Sometimes are like a fight."
Human: "And like small thunders."
Bunny: "And when that metal squeeeeeaaallls!>.<;
Human: "Mika doesn´t likes loud noises..."
Kitty: "Yeah, her ears are very good."
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No. 79315 ID: c4c6db
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79315

...
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No. 79324 ID: c4c6db
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79324

Kitty: "Say, mister stranger... why do you make so many questions? Who are you?"

Uh...

I´ll use the tags for OOC notes but not discussions. Will make a thread when there´s anough to discuss.
Also: I spent all day doing this. You better enjoy it.

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No. 79334 ID: 34470e

>>79324
Wait... All this time with us, all this backstory we told to you, and we don't even know your name? What is it?
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No. 79338 ID: 7eda8b

Orson Zenobius!
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No. 79340 ID: 107da3

>>79324

Traveling adventurer. It looks like Miss K is a woman of SCIENCE!
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No. 79347 ID: 7eda8b

Terry Cinnabar
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No. 79348 ID: 7eda8b

FLINT STEELE
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No. 79355 ID: c4c6db
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79355

>Who are you
>Names, names
Actually, my name is Player -- I said that before -- But--

Kitty: You make too many questions. You´re not a crawler. Crawlers just go in the dungeon. And you dont have a towel. What are you doing here? Are you a robber? A scout for robbers?
Human: Hmmmmn....

... oh crap. Oh crap.
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No. 79359 ID: 632862

>>79355
Say that this is your first dungeon so you wanted to ask around before going in. Inquire as to what they mean by not having a towel.
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No. 79360 ID: 7eda8b

What do you mean, "oh crap"? You are none of those things and these are just annoying kids.

Introduce yourself and then go into the dungeon already.

We can't hold your hand any more.
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No. 79405 ID: dda9dd

>>79359
The towel is a subtle reference...

>>79355
Yeah this is your first dungeon and you thought you would check around a little, maybe pick up a few tips or rumors from the locals before rushing in headfirst.

You're a little new at all this and haven't even enough cash to pay for some of the adventuring basics.
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No. 79411 ID: c7a54a

Try to become more acquainted. Try and gain their trust.

A bit of metagamin- these kids look like they have the potential to become secondary characters or maybe support allies. Let's take that initiative.
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No. 79609 ID: 1443c0

>>79355
no me >:|
fuck the kids head for the dungeon. or grind
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No. 79614 ID: 632862

>>79609
Do not literally fuck the kids.
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No. 79619 ID: 73ad2b

>>79359
> Inquire as to what they mean by not having a towel.

Always know where your towel is!
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No. 79742 ID: 915264
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79742

>none of those things, just annoying kids.

You´re right -- they´re just kids. Nothing to worry about. I.. just am not a 'talky' person.

"I´m not a robber, bandit or scout. Name´s Player, and I´m a travelling adventurer."
Bunny: "Ooooh."
Human:[/i] "What a silly name.
"... This is my first dungeon, actually. Checking on tips and rumors seemed like a better

idea than rushing in headfirst."
Kitty:[/i] "Thats strangely smart. Too smart."
Bunny:[/i] "Ooh, do you know about Father McLaughin's prizes?"
Kitty:[/i] "He would. If he were a real crawler. Right?"
"Look, I´m just a little new at this, okay? I´m the hero kind, not a criminal."
Kitty:[/i] "Oh yeah? Prove it."

Very well.
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No. 79743 ID: 915264
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79743

>go into the dungeon already
>Dungeon. Or grind
>fuck the kids
Now seems like a time as perfect as any.

Kitty:[/i] "There is a red--"
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No. 79744 ID: 915264
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79744

Kitty: "Huh, where did he go?"
Human: "To the dungeon."
Bunny: "You pushed him too far, Tony."

Oops, problems copypasting the tags. Eh well, was bound to happen someday.
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No. 79745 ID: 915264
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79745

Welp, that was an interesting but ultimately fruitless exercise.
... sheeesh, kids sure are something these days.

>fuck the kids
>not literally
When I called you a pedophile, I was kidding. Was.

>towel
Yeah, I didn´ get that either, but seems like you did.

>characters, allies
Hey, do you think this is some bad fiction? Adventuring is not kids´ play.
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No. 79759 ID: 1c907d

Storm into dungeon and drop kick--stab the first monster you see. Hope it isn't too high in level.
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No. 79858 ID: bd8faa
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79858

Here we are, a brisk walk from the town.

>stab the first monster you see.
Oh yes, this whole thing is hardly fun anymore, I need to vent out some of this frustration
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No. 79860 ID: bd8faa
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79860

Hmmn, there's a fort at the entrance, seems functional; the security sucks, if the guard says something.

I´ll be out soon enough, they wont even notice me.
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No. 79865 ID: bd8faa
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79865

Get in, kill someone, find something, sell, get out. Easy enough. Yea. I can do this. I´m GONNA do this. Not gonna ruin my second dungeon ever -- my first True crawl. Yeah.
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No. 79866 ID: bd8faa
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79866

... I cant see in the dark.
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No. 79867 ID: 5d5878

>>79866
You don't have a torch or anything, do you?
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No. 79868 ID: 8a24e0

Well, simple solutions to simple problems: Light a torch. You did make a torch, right?
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No. 79869 ID: 9891a9

>>79865
Wait, your SECOND dungeon? I am curious, what was your first?
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No. 79876 ID: 34470e

>>79869
Second dungeon?
>>79355
Suspicious activity? All right! Fess up! We wanna know!
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No. 79877 ID: 632862

>>79866
All you have is a sword, huh.

Go back to that door the guard was sleeping next to. Check it out, maybe there's supplies in it. You should probably wake up the guard first to find out if it's okay to borrow a torch tho.
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No. 79885 ID: dda9dd

I think we can kind of glow... but maybe that's just when being wielded by particularly bright fellows...

and lets face it, if you were particularly so you probably wouldn't still be broke and practicably unprepared on your second Dungeon.
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No. 79929 ID: bd8faa
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79929

>torch

No! I.. guess I got caught up on you guys. Hey, didn' you see, we chatted about inventory twice or something, come on, pay-- wait.

... Nope. You... are bright, but dont really produce light. Huh. How fitting.

>Sword
The, the sword. My Iron Sword is an old friend of mine, no matter how cheap it is.

Well, I also have you, some parchment and chalk-charcoal for a journal, a small knife that I use to eat... its all in a kind of separate pocket.


>Second dungeon
I mentioned this before, I, uh.

Okay, so my first 'dungeon' was to whack slimes apart. Once per year, the Temple of Ooze God or something down in Central X city leaks ooze creatures from the walls in the basement levels. But it wasn´ really a crawl, I just stood in a room freezing and burning the jellies pouring from the cracks of the wall. It was in the first basement.

So, that wasn´ really a crawl, right?
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No. 79930 ID: bd8faa
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79930

>Suspicious
That was nothing, I guess those kids just found strange that a so-called crawler was making questions. This isn´ an obscure dungeon. I guess they just saw enough crawlers ... walking in, all geared to rush into this dark place like lemmings, and met something they weren´t ...

... meep.
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No. 79932 ID: 5d5878

>>79930
If you can see what that is, look at it. If not... FLEE
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No. 79945 ID: dda9dd

>>79930
It's rather big and looks angry... I suggest a tactical retreat sir.
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No. 80077 ID: bd8faa
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80077

.. see, I cant quite see it I just feel like the darkness is breathing on my-- ohcrud.
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No. 80081 ID: bd8faa
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80081

>SPLAK< >THUK< >TCHASK!< >RAC!< >CRUMB!<
>CHOMP!<

Player takes Damage: -1 hp


WAAAAAAAHHHohfuckshitfreehavencruditsagrueitsagrueitsagrue!
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No. 80084 ID: 9891a9

Wait, only one hp? How low are your stats anyway?
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No. 80085 ID: 632862

>>80081
You survived a Grue attack? Now that's rare. You're pretty lucky.

Anyway now that we know Grues are in this dungeon we definitely need a light source. Plus a backup light source in case the first goes out somehow. Go wake up the guard and ask what's behind the door.
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No. 80095 ID: 8a24e0

YOU (you) ARE (are) LIKE (like) LY (ly) TOO (too) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You are likely to be eaten bay a grue. I wonder whose fault it could be, not a torch or a match in your in-ven-to-reeeeeeee!
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No. 80098 ID: 7eda8b

How are you supposed to buy torches with no money?
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No. 80125 ID: dda9dd

>>80081
Dude... you should be dead. Run to the light fresh air and supplies.
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No. 80168 ID: 773d10

It's not necessarily a grue, m'fellow voicers. Only something that can see in the dark and preys on people...Goodness knows there's enough creatures that fit -that- description.

Now go get some torches and perhaps some bandages to go. And lunch. A well-prepared adventurer buys some rations. You had some money, right? Riiiight?

Try not to let the sting of early failure affect you too much. You made a mistake, and your pain and embarassment is the toll of that.

Charging recklessly in was what got you bleeding in the first place anyhow, and it's better to admit that it was a stupid thing to do (and a thoughtless thing of us to suggest).

But hey, at least we warned you there was a monster there, as we said we would.
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No. 80342 ID: 02925f
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80342

>Grue
>Grue
>Not necessarily a Grue
Its big, mean and made of darkness. ITS A GRUE FOR ALL THAT I CARE!

>run for fresh air
I think I´m safe...

>Charging recklessly
YOU WERE THE ONE SO EAGER A MIN-- ow...
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No. 80343 ID: 02925f
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80343

>stats
>you should be dead
I´m Level Three. I feel average on all aspects, otherwise. I´m good at speed-things because I dont wear plate. I dont feel on the last of my life, but I guess I´m almost there.

>buy supplies, money
... you know I dont ...

>At least we warned
... I.. true. You saw it, didn´t you? Was it really a grue? How did it looked like?

I think you said something about the guard before...
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No. 80344 ID: e7666f

>>80343
It looked like a pair of big yellow eyes and a similarly-colored mouth.
Whether that's due to actual glowing or our UNANTICIPATED ABILITY TO SEE INTO SPECTRUMS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW is unknown.
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No. 80381 ID: e498d9

>>80343

See, this is why you handle the townspeople's menial requests in exchange for starting equipment and money before you actually go into the dungeon proper.

Head back to town, offer to do chores/labor for some money, food, whatever.

Also, green apple.
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No. 80403 ID: 632862

>>80343
Wake up the guard and ask if there's supplies or something in the room, and if you can borrow a torch.
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No. 80406 ID: 02925f
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80406

>yellow eyes, big mouth
Well, I saw nothing, I just had a feeling of the darkness trying to eat me. I´m so totally going to keep you.

>Going town, do chores
Huh? I dont remember any tales with that. Well, its true that people like Gilgamesh and Odysseus already started hardcore, but...

Mostly, I was afraid you´d talk about stealing again.
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No. 80424 ID: e498d9

>>80406

Nah, you don't want to steal from the town. If you're delving this dungeon, you're going to be heading back to this town a lot to resupply, sell things, recruit party members (green apple, dammit), buy equipment...Stealing would be counterproductive.

Also, don't worry about Gilgamesh and Odysseus. Legends get blown out of proportion over time, it's not unlikely they started off early with small deeds, before making their way up to the BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE stuff that made them heroes.
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No. 80447 ID: dda9dd

>>80406
CONAN worked most his young life as a PUMP OPERATOR! Look at his adventuring career...
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No. 80454 ID: e3f578

I think that mysterious haunted house might be more survivable right now. Might be something pretty awesome there that could help you.

After all, the only thing you need to fight ghosts is your willpower.
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No. 80524 ID: 42569b
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80524

>don't want to steal
Hey, some of you guys are reasonable.

>don't worry about Gilgamesh and Odysseus
>CONAN worked as a PUMP OPERATOR!
Hehe. Too true, too true. But if all they have is dishes to wash, I'll just buy a torch and a meal for the first delve. Someone must have died to that grue.

...

Ah, why the hell not?

"Hey, mister guard? Could you--"
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No. 80526 ID: 42569b
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80526

>shhhhhf<

...
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No. 80529 ID: 34470e

>>80526
Looks like you got yourself a better weapon.
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No. 80530 ID: 42569b
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80530

Fuck it. I'm outta here.

>mysterious haunted house, ghosts, help, awesome
Hmmn, maybe, maybe. Its a possibility.
Actually, in my stat, any help counts as awesome.
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No. 80632 ID: 42569b
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80632

>Looks like you got yourself a better weapon.

. . .
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No. 80636 ID: 42569b
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80636

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No. 80637 ID: 5d5878

>>80636
Yeah, hope he didn't wake up in the intervening time.
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No. 80638 ID: 42569b
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80638

Player gets a new weapon:
HALBERD


Spear-type; physical damage
The standard issue polearm of the Lord Byron's army and local militia, its a sightly slower weapon with enough range to compensate!
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No. 80642 ID: 42569b
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80642

Heheheheh.. hihihi.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA aaaAAAAAHAHAHAHHA hehehehee HAHAHAHHAH!

Dammit, I cant actually sell this AAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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No. 80643 ID: 34470e

>>80638
Don't worry if you get caught with it. I have a "reason":The kids you talked to earlier gave it to you because you're a crawler. They found it abandoned. You told them not to keep it, so they gave it to you. Then they said they would deny everything about that halbred.
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No. 80645 ID: 5d5878

>>80642
Why couldn't you have just found it in the dungeon? And can't you use the halberd and sell the sword?
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No. 80693 ID: 7b5ee7

Not to make you feel guilty or anything, but...Eeeh. Weren't you talking about stealing being wrong not so very long ago? Well, not judging, but it could bring trouble further down the road, just as an FYI.

I'm sorry, but some of my fellow voicers have this tendency to think of everything not nailed down "acquirable" even though it might not be in your best long-term intentions to pick them up.

And seriously, what's with the laughter? Please tell me that's just the thrill of your first successful robbery and not a cursed item effect.
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No. 80771 ID: a3b978
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80771

>laughter
>stealing being wrong
Heheheeeee I'm giddy! I just feel like I´m making some progress -- imean, I know I shouldn´t -- stealing still is wrong -- but -- well...

There goes my groove.

Look, actually working for my stuff was a pretty bleak prospect. One silver a day barely pays a meal, you know, I dont have any marketable skills. Not at a meaningful level.

>sell the halberd
>sell the sword
Idunno. I think the halberd would sell for more, but it could get me in trouble. Correction: it would get me in trouble. Maybe I´m being pessimistic again.

On the other hand, I have a certain emotional attachment to that sword, its my first one. I always had it. I've been using it since the day I bought it, things like that. Well, there´s still time to think, in any case. Maybe the vendor would accept if I just pawned it to him? I could get it back later...

>just found it
>The kids, they gave it to you
Yea, better think of a story too, if we sell the halberd..
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No. 80774 ID: 7b5ee7

>>80771

Blast. Sorry to be such a joykill...It's just, the guy could get in trouble for not having his halberd and you could get in trouble for having it. It's a waste of good trouble, if you ask me.

Anyway, hopefully your prospects will improve with this dungeon crawl. Guess we're gonna have to do our best to help you with that. Well, me, at least. Can't speak for the others.

But back to business. Perhaps there is a job for you to earn some silvers on in the chapel, the food store or the tool store? They're the ones liable to have money anyway. You could scout out what they have to offer while you're there, too.

I say we go to the tool store first. Should be selling torches, or some other light source, like annoying repetitive fairies.
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No. 80804 ID: e498d9

>>80771

Do you even know how to wield a halberd? Better for you to use a smaller weapon you know how to use, then attempt to go into battle with a bigger one that you have no experience with.
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No. 81115 ID: c3350b
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81115

>how to wield a halberd
Its not much different from a spear or a staff, I recon; its just longer so you can keep the critters a foot away from ye. I´m pretty good with any weapons, knives, bows - cross or not - spears, staves, axes, hammers, you tell, I know. I´m a Fighter. Its what I do.

Well, tool shop.
>knock knock<
"Hello?"
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No. 81116 ID: c3350b
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81116

"Anybody th--"
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No. 81117 ID: c3350b
File 125899254037.png - (63.71KB , 800x600 , r001-0001-37.png )
81117

Good MOTHERLOAD! What IS this place??
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No. 81118 ID: 135d9a

>>81117
Well, it looks like some kind of shop, anyway.

Go bother the desk worker or something.
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No. 81119 ID: 4f9576

>>81117

It appears to be...A workshop. Y'know. For mechanical constructions and SCIENCE and stuff.

I guess our snoring pink-haired friend over there is the inestimable "Miss K". I'm guessing she's a gadgeteer of some sort, or a mad scientist, but she looks a bit too much of a wrench monkey to be the mad sort. Seriously, LOOK at that wrench! Mmm-MMM!

...Anyway, that'd explain the kids' description of her. Science is all about doing the unlikely possible without the use magic.

Try to wake her up and express interest in the shop (and procuring a light source)...You'll want to make a friend of her if you can.

If she doesn't wake up...Well, considering the guard earlier, we'll have a suspicious trend on our hands.
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No. 81121 ID: 2cbe3e

Check out that Lohrke poster before anything else.
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No. 81124 ID: de749d
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81124

> A workshop
Hey, I´ve seen a blacksmith's and a carpenter's studio before, it did NOT looked like this.

Seriously, theres a wall stuffed with metal cylinders, metal cabinets... are those steel pipes? Who makes pipes with steel? You CAN make steel with that shape?

.... I assume 'wrench' is the name of that huge orange thing. Looks impressive. IS impressive.

>bother her
>try to wake her up
"Excuse me?"
Girl: "... I told you Benji, your oven is as fine as it gets..."

Shes just asleep. Lemmesee... sell weapon, buy light, ask around, see if she can hire me... anything else? I´d like to know why I am waking her up.

>poster
Where is it, and what's a Lokre in the first place?
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No. 81125 ID: e3f578

The poster's on the right side of the box to the right of you I think, the one with three grey cylinders I believe. A Lohrke is a fungal creature with glowy lights on their bodies. They live in caves. In other words, if Lohrkes aren't real in your universe that is what we like to call an easter egg or secret in a game. Which means your in a game, which explains your weird name... unless people from your hometown are named like that. Did you have a friend called NPC in your childhood? It could just be foreign.

Could you also please observe the wall to your right? I wanna know if there's something special that lets us see in this perspective on it.

We'll make a genre-savvy crawler out of you yet.
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No. 81126 ID: 135d9a

>>81124
Really, wake her up.

The poster's where Dirtbag says it is, if you want to look at it.

You should probably ask her what exactly is produced here, if you have no clue yourself.
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No. 81160 ID: dda9dd

>>81125
>if Lohrkes aren't real in your universe that is what we like to call an easter egg or secret in a game

Considering that Lohrkes are fairly isolationist and standoffish with 'lower-tech peoples' (as well as being exclusively subterranean) there is little feasible way for him to confirm if they exist without actually meeting one.

>>81124

It's likely that the equipment here is either dwarvish or dwarven inspired.. or it could be a remnant of the 'old days.'

You know... back when people had air conditioning, Coca Cola, and most of our wielders cared more about who they were going to go to the prom with than who/what they planned to kill/be-killed-by today.

Or you could be in a simulation...and humans don't exist anymore, but I'm what you may refer to as the voice of paranoia, so take that as you will.
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No. 81167 ID: 648286

>>81124
Loot the wrench.
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No. 81196 ID: de749d
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81196

>look to your right
Done. Can you see it?

Well, in case you can't, theres the cylinders. They look like metal barrels... One has 'crude' written and is stained black, the other has an orange stripe and is written 'refine 4-12'... and there's a heavy-looking not-barrel one marked as C4H10. Whatever it means.

The cabinet is just a cabinet. Made of metal. Drawers closed.

>weird name
Wow, hey. My name's perfectly normal -- I've met people named Alloy, Duraga, Mal, Drizzit, Drew, Raital Alucard and Steve. Seriously, who names their kid Steve?

And if you're wondering, my dad was Card, mom is Avril, and I have a brother and a sister -- Joy and AI. Respectively

>a friend called NPC
NPC stands for 'Nother Pussy Commoner'. Not one of the highlights in adventurer culture.
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No. 81197 ID: de749d
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81197

>Lohrke poster
I see it. Never seen one of these before. Looks like a glowing slug person to me, really. ... with nice hips.

I wonder how this was painted -- imean, it isn' painted. Nor drawn. Its like the paint is part of the paper. The colors are faded.. and the paper looks like it was glossy. It still shines a bit against light.

And I think you're ignoring the chance someone invented this creature, maybe for the sole purpose of this pinup -- imean, like.. idunno. Dinosaurs, phoenixes, pikachus, chakats, eight-legged horses and other equally silly stuff. I dont know. Imagination isn' my forte.

Considering we also have cute jellies, biped bunnies and demons. Fictional is another word for undisciovered.
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No. 81198 ID: de749d
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81198

>remnant of the 'old days.'
... the glowperson drawing seems to be the oldest thing here... But she could make... whatever.

Enough philosophizing for now, ok? Time to wake this girl up.
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No. 81199 ID: de749d
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81199

"Hello little miss sunshine, there's a costumer h--"
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No. 81200 ID: de749d
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81200

> SNAP! <
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No. 81201 ID: 34470e

>>81196
>Seriously, who names their kid Steve?
Hmph. Obviously, you have no taste. Now stick that halbred up your hole. *sniff*
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No. 81202 ID: e7666f

>>81200
OH SNAP!
Wave your hand around until she comes off.
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No. 81203 ID: 135d9a

>>81200
Uh, pull your hand outta her mouth, man.
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No. 81204 ID: 135d9a

wait shit that wasn't supposed to say rachel

uh

yeah
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No. 81206 ID: e498d9

>>81200

Holy crap that girl has one thick body.

Errr...might wanna get your hand out of there kid, before she bites it off and digests it.

Also, just to clarify, those barrels are full of petroleum oil. It's black and gooey, and you can power certain types of vehicles with it if it's processed correctly.
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No. 81257 ID: 4f9576

First. Do not panic. Try to extricate your hand carefully from her chompers. Secondly...What kind of greeting was -that-? Thirdly, is she STILL sleeping?

Oh, and she has fangs. I wonder what that makes her. Vampire? She looks to be incredibly stocky, too. A common trait of dwarves, but I can't make the final judgement on what she is, seeing as everything in your reality is apparently set slightly to the left concept-wise of what we're accustomed to.

What race are you yourself? Pointy ears usually scream 'elf' to us, but is that really what you are?

And...Yes, this is definitely a mechanic's workshop. Mechanics are like smiths, only they make and repair metal-y stuff that's a bit more...advanced, you might say. Y'know what a machine is? A windmill's a machine of a kind, one that harnesses wind energy to move a grindstone, a saw or whatever you want moved in a repetitive motion. Same general concept for most machines. You want something done, and a machine helps you do it. Of course, it needs to be powered somehow.

The barrel marked "crude" probably contains a substance known to us as crude oil, which can be refined to produce a very flammable substance called petroleum. Which again can be used to power machines of astounding lethality and/or utility.

The barrel written 'refine' on it might have the refined version of the oil. I dunno, frankly. "4-12" isn't exactly ringing any bells.

Now, C4H10 on the other hand, does. It's the name of the molecular structure of a gas known to us as Butane. Or Isobutane, depending on the specific molecular structure...But don't ask us to explain what molecules are. You're a fighter, not a scientist.

Anyway, both gases are highly flamable.

I do not advice using petroleum or butane for your lighting needs. They're good to -start- fires (also: explosions!), but a bit hard to control unless you have specialized equipment on your hands. An oil lantern might work with the crude oil.
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No. 81258 ID: 648286

>>81206
Crude? Refined? Those barrels are obviously filled with jokes. There's probably one just out of sight marked "Dead Baby." Oil - pah, what nonsense.
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No. 81261 ID: 79ff85

>>81258
Dude, oil makes sense. I mean, think about it.. crude oil... refined oil... dead baby oil... that's like the holy trinity of salad dressings!
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No. 81264 ID: 3d8912
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81264

Hmmn, wriggling isn´ working >.< She just follows my movements!

Her stockyness wasn´ intentional -- it was the pose she was holding.
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No. 81265 ID: 3d8912
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81265

>Do not panic. Try to extricate your hand carefully from her chompers

Hmmn... lemmeseeeee.... aha.

Miss K: "Mnngh??"

There.
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No. 81266 ID: 3d8912
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81266

> SNAP! <
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No. 81267 ID: 3d8912
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81267

So, she wasn´ asleep.

Miss K: "Mhmhmnhehehehehe... tasty green x3"

Well, she fits the 'mad' part of the equation.

"... Miss K?"
Miss K: "So they call me, Green."
"My name is Player."
Miss K: "Whatever you say, Green."
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No. 81268 ID: 3d8912
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81268

"What the hell was that, are you a vampire?"
Miss K: "No, I´m a part-time ghoul!"

Well, she breathes too much to be undead, so I guess she´s a human like me.

>elf
You´ll have to explain to me later about these elfs and dwarves thing.
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No. 81269 ID: 3d8912
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81269

Miss K: "So, what brings you here, Green?"
"I´m interested in a light source of some kind, really. Had a bad encounter with a grue."
Miss K: "In the dungeon? How do you still have both legs?"
"Maybe it already ate someone. Recently."
Miss K: "Well, I could get you an old lamp, for refines... but seriously, I dont feel at ease selling refine to people I barely know."
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No. 81270 ID: 3d8912
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81270

"I could get my own refine, you know."
Miss K: "Fat chance, mister."

Damn. I can hear her giggle at me behind that grin.
She speaks like I have any idea of what 'refine' is, aside from what you told me.

>molecules, structures, refines, oils
This all is starting to sound alot like alchemical babble.
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No. 81271 ID: 3d8912
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81271

".. what about a lamp that works with not-refine?"
Miss K: "I'd have to make you one."
"Thats ok. I hope you accept weapons."
Miss K: "Eh?"
"I dont have money, but I can offer--"
Miss K: "Not with me; Silver and credit only. If you need money, see if you can trade something with Manuel at the general store."
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No. 81272 ID: 3d8912
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81272

"What about if I paid with a service."
Miss K: "I´m lesbian."
"Not THAT kind of service."
Miss K: "I´m not keen on sharing my secrets with someone I never met. Neither of them."
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No. 81274 ID: 107da3

>>81272

We can handle this. Refine, refine... tell her that you know one of the materials crude can be refined into is an extremely lightweight, fairly malleable material that can be altered like clay and then hardened.
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No. 81275 ID: 34e995

>>81274

No insult to Player, but why would you try to have him phantom-invent -plastics-, of all things? That crap is ridiculously complicated chemically. Not only are the chances of us successfully getting the necessary concepts across to HIM slim, but chances of him explaining them further to Miss K are...Well. I don't know, actually. Still. Plastics pollute the environment anyway. Bad idea, says I.

And, well, if she won't offer any interesting jobs to strangers, does she know someone who can? And what kind of credit does she offer?

Oh, and she's only been eccentric so far. Trust us. This is pretty much to be expected of gadgeteers/mechanics/wrench-monkeykind. Mad scientists are more the "unleash horrible abominations upon the country-side without thought of consequence" type.
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No. 81279 ID: 107da3

>>81275

Mostly so it captures her interest, and then we can trade more specific and simpler knowledge in exchange for items.

Duh.
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No. 81286 ID: e3f578

Ask if the lady on the cabinet is real or not.
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No. 81293 ID: 9d1b13

>>81272

Wait, I have an idea. The wrench, the overalls, I know what to do.

Look over shoulder, horrified, then shout as loud as you can:

"THERE'S A SPAH 'ROUND HEAH"

Offer to spycheck her entire store in exchange for a not-refine-based lantern.

Also, I'm going to just put this out here, but it never hurts to have a hyperactive lesbian mechanical genius in your party.
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No. 81339 ID: 3d8912
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81339

>refine into
>capture her interest
Uh, allright. Here goes nothing.

"Well, uh... I´ll share one. Crude can be refined into a very lightweight type of clay. It hardens when warmed up--"
Miss K: "Its called latex, and its actually from a type of tree. A crude part-refine is used as solvent, hardens with a little baking with the right mix. Its great for gloves and temporary watertight sealing. Nice try Green, you almost got me."

Thanks for making me look like a dolt, guys.
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No. 81340 ID: 3d8912
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81340

"Look, just -- if you wont hire me, know someone who will?"
Miss K: "I always thought people were supposed to move out of backwards isolated villages to find a job."
"

Look, I just need to buy a few basics to get to crawling."
Miss K: "Like lights?"
"Its a long story."
Miss K: "Sorry, sport. The church handles the charity cases."

She´s not making this much easier.
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No. 81341 ID: 3d8912
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81341

"Speaking of money, what did you mean by credit?"
Miss K: "Well, we´re a small village, and barter only goes so far... We do alot of business with letters of credit, since most of the actual silver is taken by Byron and his taxes. Basically, to have a letter written you offer something as a collateral, and Manuel or McLaughing writes them."
"Wait, what?? Thats insane!"
Miss K: "Its an insanity that has worked pretty well in the last fifty years, maybe because its a small village. Wouldn´ work in a bigger place, but bigger places actually have silver."
"So, lets say I wanna leave town..."
Miss K: "Usually, people redeem their credits in goods before skipping town. I´ve heard other places that accept letters written here, but I wouldn't count on that."
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No. 81342 ID: 3d8912
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81342

....
Miss K: "Hey, you asked about credit, don´t--"
"Shhh."
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No. 81344 ID: 3d8912
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81344

Miss K: ".... what?"
"Theres a spy around here..."
Miss K: "Yeah, I'm looking at him."

That served to nothing but make me look as crazy as she is.
Note to self. Learn to filter you guys.
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No. 81345 ID: 3d8912
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81345

>party
Oh why the hell not.

"On a completely unrelated matter, what about joining me in the crawl? I bring the punches, you bring the gear."
Miss K: "HAH! Who said good humor was dead?"
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No. 81346 ID: 3d8912
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81346

"The poster, then?"
Miss K: "The what?"
"The one hanging onto the side of the cabinet, concealed by the metal barrels."
Miss K: "You spotted that??"
"Dont evade the subject."
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No. 81347 ID: 3d8912
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81347

Miss K: "Eh, sheesh... its older than me actually, it has always been on that cabinet since I remember -- and that cabinet is in the family for, like, ever."
"I see... ... what do you think it is?"
Miss K: "Definitely a photogram of some kind, just extremely aged and somehow well-preserved. Like, the paper has a layer of resin over the pigments, and I´m pretty sure--"
"... I meant the creature."
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No. 81348 ID: 3d8912
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81348

Miss K: "... your guess is a good as mine."
"... Whats a photogram?"
Miss K: "... Nevermind, Green."
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No. 81350 ID: 276781

>>81348
Fuck this. Whip us out and show us to her, we may not be technology but we have had success in the past with persuasion.

Also, don't forget we told you the creature's species name - "Lohrke". If she asks how you know that, you got a perfect reason to pull us out. And if she acts like you're nutso and hearing voices when you tell her about us voices, tease her about being afraid of a little blue ball.
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No. 81358 ID: dda9dd

>>81350
Last thing we need is for word to spread about or existence. You don't want people exploiting us and chopping us up into little bits so they can gain cosmic wisdom without our permission again do you?

If I hear another new age goon babbling on about how grinding up and snorting us will help him achieve 8th Circuit Consciousness and some bullshit about Indara's Net, and 'arousing the inner serpent' might just decide to hibernate till the next damn Ice Age.

Worst of all were the scientists.. always going hooking us up to machines and rambling on and on about Quantum or Particles or Waveform Mechanics... well till we shewed them what we 'did' know about the universe, and they tore out their eyes and scrawled equations in their blood and the ichor of alien dead gods.

>>81348
Anyhow.. ask her about what she will accept as payment?
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No. 81393 ID: e498d9

>>81358

Maybe we can offer her that if we ever somehow get our gender randomly changed in the dungeon, we'll become her girlfriend.
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No. 81459 ID: 872984
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81459

>show us to her
Okay, first of all, even I doubt the wisdom of this.

>nutso hearing voices
Maybe you didn't noticed, but I, so far, hid that pretty well. I think.
Sides, I dont think she would notice, mind or care

>the creature
I know about the Lokre, but I thought the whole 'poster' exercise was to see if she knew about it. Revelaing now that I know about it seems hardly appropriate, I dont wanna her to feel like I´m holding back. Which would end up into me revealing you.

>exploiting, chopping, grinding, snorting, hooking, etc.
..... how did you go trough all this just with a crack???

>gender randomly changed
Gender-swapping pedophiles.
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No. 81460 ID: 872984
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81460

"Look, isn´ there anything, at all, that I could do for you?"
Miss K: "Well, only getting some stuff for me in the dungeon, which makes yours a very

interesting and circular situation.
"I'm listening."
Miss K: "... nah. Nevermind."
"Come on..."
Miss K: "Stop that, Green, it makes you look pathetic. Its not that important anyway."

Doesn´ sems so, but she doesn´ budges anyway.
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No. 81463 ID: 2cbe3e

>>81460

Shrug, say alright, and leave without inquiring further.
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No. 81466 ID: dda9dd

>>81459
>how did you go trough all this just with a crack???

...we got better.

Anywho, maybe you should go check out that 'haunted' house? Probably a loot rich environment.Far less likely to have Grues, well during daylight hours anyhow.
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No. 81495 ID: 4f9576

>Note to self. Learn to filter you guys.

Smart move.

>which makes yours an interesting and circular situation.

Hah! I -like- her.

>Scratches, etc.

We're either lying, not telling you the full truth or doing a combination of the two. Me, I'm not even gonna try to explain.

Aaand, well, Miss K doesn't seem terribly confident in your abilities. Or perhaps she is more confident in the dungeon's ability to foil you, which at this point seems a reasonable assumption, considering your lack of lights and all.

Ah well. No reason to be upset, and she seems decent enough once you get past the eccentrics. Strangely, I think mentioning that poster thing warmed you up to her. Until you said you weren't interested in its unique composition and make, but just the picture itself, at least. Worth noting she's got the hots for old stuff of interesting composition, though.

If you're done talking, tell her goodbye and thanks for the chit-chat before you head off...Never hurts to be polite to an AWESOME lady. Plus, you'll probably be seeing her again.

As for our next move, I guess it's either meeting Manuel or Father McLaughing.

Hmm. I say head to the priest. The kids said he had some 'prizes' or something that all dungeon crawlers should know about and he -is- one of the two men who can write letters of credit for you, so if you want to pawn something...

Chances are he won't take stolen goods, though. Although, I suppose, that depends entirely on his religion. What kind of religions do you have in these parts, Player?

>go check out haunted house

Oh and come on! Check your sources! The haunted house was Miss K's, and the kids say it's 'haunted' because she's tinkering with electricity and metal stuff late at night.
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No. 81821 ID: 107da3

>>81460

...Is this place made of wood? And please don't tell me there's an oil well underneath this house. DX

EXPLOSIVE HAZARD.
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No. 82113 ID: e498d9

>>81495

Be careful of this guy. If he's giving himself a high-and-mighty label like that, it's likely that in the future, he's going to get an ego inflated to the likes of which you've never seen among disembodied voices.

Anyways, it seems like there's not much you can do here. Go check out the church, and see what that priest she talked about can do for you (and what you can do for him, probably).
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No. 83586 ID: 4ac660

Greetin's good sir~ I suggest ya' start being slightly, SLIGHTLY >-> flirtatious :3. because she is blushing alot ~ easily embaraced :3. see where you get with information when your NOT on the back foot.

Apart from the current situation with M,K. Take her suggestion and after this, see what you can get for your Hallbered at the store. and start from there, OR. seach the surrounding area like a GOOD mr. adventurer. see what you can gather object wise, and get some coin! :3
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No. 83592 ID: 9182ec
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83592

"Eh well. I tried."
Miss K: "Yess you did. Now what, champ?"
"People to see, questions to make, The usual."
Miss K: "Of course n.n Good luck out there, Green."
"Nice day to you too, Miss K."
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No. 83593 ID: 9182ec
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83593

Miss K: "You know, I.. might practice drop casting tonight, and might end up making a lamp ... but it wouldn't be of any value to me because I´m doing it just because."
"Of course."
Miss K: "So, if by tomorrow you still didn't found a light source..."
"One man´s junk... thanks."
Miss K: "Teehee" n.n
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No. 83594 ID: 9182ec
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83594

Hmmn, that was something.

>dungeon's ability to foil you,
Not without reason. THAT PLACE HAS A GRUE!

>poster again
She's a girl, girls love being appreciated, I guess. Maybe you're right, I guess she just liked being recognized as sharp, specially if she figured the pic by herself.
Of course, now that we reached this conclusion, its a given that she flushed for some other reason.

>this guy, high and mighty label
You're talking about Steve? Well, if you are.. well, sorry. Didn't knew the voices

had names, or that one of them is Steve.. or that you could actually get offended.
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No. 83595 ID: 9182ec
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83595

>credit, prizes, pawn
Seriously. I cant see how any of this can work. These two people literally have the power to make money! Seriously, at least.. silver is worth something, because its silver! What makes sure this credit is worth anything? Their word?

Well, I´m gonna have to put up with this anyway. First, is because how its done here.

Second, because it beats lugging a sack of beets everywhere.

People like Voice of Reason makes me happy in my pants. :3c Its the

confirmation that someone is paying attention x3


>religion
I think theres one of the kitty goddesses, but... You could say the main religion is

about the Angels.
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No. 83596 ID: 9182ec
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83596

Their story says that, a thousand years ago, there was the Dark Age. Demons roamed freely over the surface, killing and enslaving and making a mess of everything. Until the Angels came from the skies, and sent them back to their underworld.

I think the Angels are much more popular due to historical backing. The Dark Ages existed, that we know; and eventually ended, thats why we´re here. Even if its all oral history, its still history.

Sorry about that; Life caught up with me, in the end. Thanks to an important assignment, just dont expect twice daily updates anymore.
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No. 83597 ID: 2cbe3e

>>83596

Pull the rope! Twice!
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No. 83941 ID: b5e38c
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83941

Well, pulling does nothing, but if I try to a side...

>ktang! Kalank! KTAnk...<

Yep, its a lighter, thin sheet type of bell, maybe a square one?

Adept: "Ahemn. You are not supposed to do that."
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No. 83957 ID: 34470e

>>83941
Apologize and say you didn't know
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No. 83975 ID: 8b7db1

>>83941
Point out the rope is just DANGLING there, and there isn't a sign saying not to use it. That's just ASKING for people to use it.
...of course, if there was a sign to say not to use it, you might have more people try to use it. Hmmm....
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No. 84104 ID: e498d9

>>83941

So basically, it's polytheistic in a sense, with Angels being Gods?

Or do the Angels serve a God(s)?
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No. 84212 ID: 300d34

My, you do have a way with first impressions.

Apologize to the fellow, tell him curiosity got the best of you, it's such an impressive church for a small hamlet like Byron, -very- nice stained glass windows (what're those supposed to represent, anyway?), etc.

Well, don't lay it on too thick either. You're just trying to make up for your social faux pas so you can ask if he's father McLaughing and tell him you're a crawler here with a few questions and looking to earn some coin.

I advice against mentioning or attempting to sell the halberd. Small town. I'm rather sure it'll be recognized as guard-issue. Then again, who can say for sure? Not me. 'fraid you'll have to use your own judgement for this one.
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No. 84213 ID: 6e2d8d
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84213

>polytheistic, Angels, Gods
Nah, thats the kitty goddesses, the Angels.

Well, the Angels are led by Host, which is one of the Angels. But I dont think Host is someone´s servant.
Gods, in the god sense of the word, I only know the kitty goddesses. But well, I dont know much, I just celebrated the Angels every Sun´s Day with my family.

>stained glass windows
Different angels. Each of the six windows is about one. Some are familiar, but the craftsman was a bit too artistic for me to know for sure.

>impressive church, small hamlet
It.. is. Huh.


"Sorry about that, it was just too tempting to-"
Adept: "I understand, but don't."
"Are you Father McLaughing?"
Adept: "The Father is at the altar, cleansing the candelabra."
"Oh. I guess I should-"
Adept: "Not worry. The Second Witnesses are here to serve."


Checklist time, I should talk wiht McLaughing about what? I'm lacking a clear idea this time.
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No. 84230 ID: 300d34

His 'prizes', for one. The ones that the kids seemed to think every crawler should know about.

He might also have a task you could perform to earn some silvers to buy a lamp from Miss K, so you can get started in the dungeon today, rather than tomorrow...Hey, didn't the kids say a fruit salesman would drop by tomorrow? Better get some adventuring done 'till then. It's not ale and whores, but fruit's at least good for you.

Also, what he knows about the dungeon, and what, if any, services the church offers to crawlers and others. Particularly the mauled ones.

Then there's the credit. If you're still curious about how that works, you could ask him.

As for the church's impressive size...Perhaps it's got something to do with crawlers coming to be healed here. A lot. As sources of income go, it was probably not a bad one when this dungeon had its heydays.
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No. 85056 ID: dda9dd

>>84213
I'm going to agree on the prizes thing. That probably means bounties, but you may find something to do that easy enough for some kind of reward.
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No. 85134 ID: 135d9a

>>84230
This guy has pretty much got everything I can think of covered.
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No. 85192 ID: 7cbd8d
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85192

Prizes, lamps, dungeon, services, ok.
And by the way.
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No. 85193 ID: 7cbd8d
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85193

This is Host. Or, how we know him.

Stories say Host is, or are, the one who takes the Angels everywhere. Host descends from the skies, and the Angels descend from Host. Seeing from above, knowing where to go.

Theres people who actually refuse to enter basements because Host wouldn't see them there; being a miner is a whole can of worms. One thing is true, monsters thrive in dungeons.

Theres a monk sitting here, it must be him.
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No. 85194 ID: 7cbd8d
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85194

"Father?"
Father: "Father Gabriel McLaughing, at your service. Are you the child who rang the bell?"
"Afraid so. I'm Player."
Father: "Delighted. How can this old man help you today, Player?"
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No. 85195 ID: 7cbd8d
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85195

"I´m interested on the services the church can offer."
Father: "Adventurer?"
"Crawler. In training."
Father: "We're a humble congregation. We cover the average dungeoneer's basics. Cure potions are offered at 30sp, holy water at a single piece--"
"You charge for holy water?"
Father: "Actually, we charge for the bottle."
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No. 85196 ID: 7cbd8d
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85196

"Hmn, right."
Father: "Our acolyte Sun, is a pratictioner of medicine. He is a skilled surgeon, nurse, heralist, midwife... "

Now, thats a disturbing thought.

Father: "We would also offer prayer scrolls, but you do not sound like a man of the cloth. And our space is always open to those who wish a quiet place to celebrate their devotion to the Angels."
"Mmnnnn..."
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No. 85197 ID: 7cbd8d
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85197

"I've heard you are offering pr- um, rewards?"
Father: "Well, our congregation merely offers to buy any artifacts found in the dungeon."
"Fuckdamn. Oh, sorry."
Father: "Its natural to express your frustration, child. But I must wonder, why do it so strongly."
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No. 85198 ID: 7cbd8d
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85198

"Eh, I was hoping it was something I could do now."
Father: "What do you mean?"
"I´m lacking gear. ...long story."
Father: "Oh... unfortunate."

Does this place work all around that frigging dungeon?
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No. 85199 ID: 7cbd8d
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85199

Father: "Tell me child... Why do you wish to venture in a place so dangerous?"
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No. 85202 ID: 7c73c4

Be honest. The religious tend to like that, I hear.

Er. Not about the fame and fortune, ale and whores bits, but about being dissatisfied with your prospects where you're from.

At worst, you might have to suffer through some spiel about being reckless and that you shouldn't do it.
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No. 85223 ID: dda9dd

I don't think you ever told 'us' why you are here anyway. I mean aside from the dungeon, but still, why you and not some other schmuck.

But whatever your origional reason for coming here you follow the voices of fate now!


P.S. That means us is case you were curious.
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No. 85225 ID: 632862

>>85199
Well, you did say you were looking for riches.
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No. 85346 ID: f6ec00
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85346

"Fame and fortune, ale and whores." Crap. it slipped.
Father: "I beg your pardon?"
"Nothing. Just... I'm after something bigger, I guess."
Father: "How bigger?"
"You know, bigger than this. Than working on a lord's field all my life."
Father: "Why, something wrong with leading a simple life?"

What?
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No. 85348 ID: 34470e

>>85346
There IS something wrong! Telling people how to work on the farm is boring to us.
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No. 85354 ID: e3f578

"For me it is at least. I couldn't take an interest in farming or similar paths. The fruits of my labors would be poor as a result, I'd skip little details and just well... screw my farm up. Crawlers just have to pay attention for traps and monsters.Also they get to travel in the company of friends and see of heck of a lot of places. I figure if something is fun, your less likely to screw it up because you want to do it."

Alright, shit, just shorten that up or something. You'd be preaching more than the father does every sunday.
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No. 85371 ID: 7c73c4

>>85346

Smooth.

And there is nothing inherently wrong with leading a simple life. Many may even desire it. To take an example, there is a curse I know of which goes like this: "May you live in interesting times."

Conflict and demons are both interesting, no? Most people would avoid both.

Your existence can be just as fulfilling without excitement and bounties of silver, though my fellow voices might decry that particular statement. You could certainly pick less risky lifestyles than being a crawler.

However, I think you can do well as one, so respond appropriately to the good priest. I don't think he's trying to offend you, just make you think. Why? Perhaps he's seen many a crawler return mauled, or who have vanished into the depths of the dungeon never to return.

That other voice's speech is pretty slick, but there's a simple counter-question you could use.

Is there something wrong with having an ambition and being prepared to work for it?
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No. 85451 ID: f6ec00
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85451

"No, no, I just... wouldn´t be good at working the fields."
Father: "Why not? You sound like you have strong hands."
"Its not what I enjoy, so I wouldn't do it right."
Father: "Do you think all the peasants like--"
"Oh you cut that crap Father."
Father: "You do sound like a rather spoiled child."
"You better bet I'm not."
Father: "Then why are you crawling a demon-infested dungeon?"
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No. 85452 ID: f6ec00
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85452

"Because it beats living a life where time is measured in seasons."
Father: "And what will you do after almost dying? Seek a new thrill for you addiction?"
"Retire, get a place, and live happy."
Father: "So, thats it? Easy money? Why not just rob a rich man's house?"
"Hey, wait, What thats -- I'm not a thief!"
Father: "You do realize you are planning to commit graverobbing, right?"

I oughta--
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No. 85456 ID: dda9dd

>>85452
I somehow doubt the dead really need their coin, besides, I'm doing them a service by hopefully removing them from a rather close proximity with daemons.

An unpleasant situation to be in, as I am sure you agree, living or dead.
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No. 85491 ID: 7c73c4

You OUGHT to CALM DOWN before you do or say something you might have cause to regret.

Pff. Are you always this easy to bait?

It's not a matter of where you COULD be, it's a matter of where you WANT to be, and MacLaughing can't magically change your mind FOR you, however much HE would want to. Think about this.

Why is he trying to get a rise out of you? And if you DO take that bait, what kind of point will he have made about you? You should just let these accusations flow off you like water. You're here to make your fortune, sure, but that doesn't make you a bad person or a thief.

Er. Stealing a certain halberd, on the other hand might qualify...

...Regardless, if you manage to calm yourself, inquire about what he means about graverobbing. I was under the impression the father desired some of the goods from the dungeon.
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No. 85498 ID: 34470e

>>85491
He didn't steal it. Some kids gave it to him, remember? *nudge nudge*
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No. 86210 ID: a5fa92
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86210

>CALM DOWN
FINE!

Ugh... he's good at getting on my NERVES....

You´re right, I need to take a deep breath here... I guess I just never thought dungeoneering is wrong, i mean... the dead really has no use for coin, but what makes me getting it right? I should give to their families? Everyone has a mother. Getting it for myself would be stealing... hell, I'm a thief already, but I wasn' planning to end my career a criminal. I dont even feel that guilty, the guard shouldn' be asleep. I'm rambling.

I guess what irks me is that I am not sure what I want to do. even if I am pretty sure about the dont.

Gah, I didn' even stopped to think about what looting bodies mean. Murder and robbery, right? Gah, he's pulling every other moral string mine for what? Make me quit?
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No. 86212 ID: a5fa92
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86212

Humn. Hey!

"If I am a graverobber, wouldn't that make you a fence?"
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No. 86213 ID: a5fa92
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86213

. . .
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No. 86216 ID: a5fa92
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86216

Father: "Pf-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

I think I broke him.
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No. 86218 ID: a5fa92
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86218

Father: "Very, very good."

Huh?

Father: "Not at all what I expected, but very impressive nonetheless. I was sorely mistaken; there IS more to you than meets the eye."
"Huh, wait..."

Player acquires 7 silver

Father: "You are a good child. You must have a good family, a good mother. Try to not return to them in a coffin."
"But--"
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No. 86219 ID: a5fa92
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86219

"Whys this for??"
Father: "Because I lost your bet, why else?"
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No. 86222 ID: a5fa92
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86222

....

Whathellhapp-whatdidI-- What was this all about?
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No. 86224 ID: e3f578

You bet you weren't a spoiled child within your speech I believe. I'm guessing you proved you were more of a witty child or something?
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No. 86244 ID: 34470e

>>86222
>Father: "You do sound like a rather spoiled child."
>"You better bet I'm not."
You won
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No. 86245 ID: 48572a

That made a little sense to me, actually.

I -think- MacLaughing was testing your resolve, and checking what kind of person you were. Why? Why not. He's a priest in a dungeonville, so I'm guessing he's used to seeing crawlers. And I guess crawlers can be people with more ambition than skill and decency, hence his line of questioning. Trying to make you quit if you were unsuited for crawling could have been on his mind.

Apparently you surprised him. Guess he found your point of view refreshing. As did I for that matter. You do have a way with words, Player.

At any rate, points have been made, serious introspection had and silver somehow earned so I think it's time to move on. You did have other questions, but my gut tells me the polite thing to now do would be to leave the father with his cheerful mood. Besides, you have silver now. Potentionally, this means rations, lighting and the start of your career!

Granted, it's not a LOT of silver. What're prizes like here? I can infer a bit from McLaughing's prizes, but I'm still not sure what a lamp would cost.

Speaking of MacLaughing's prizes...Buy a holy water bottle before you go. They can be useful to have. And thank the man.

It's only polite, even if you did win a 'bet' and he did help you a bit, both with information and self-scrutiny. At least now you know you don't know what you want. Heh. Some places you have to PAY for that kind of counseling.
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No. 86249 ID: 107da3

>>86222

Now you can buy a lantern.

And return the halbred.
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No. 86251 ID: 0a190d

>>77925
>We once tried to help a little girl ra-wait, no.
>Our advice led another little girl to become an all powerful genoci-agh, that's not right.

?
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No. 86252 ID: 0a190d

slowpoke.png

>>77938
Oh! And that one time we saved a girl from dying by a deadly disease.

>>77942
Um... There's that one time we helped a girl get hooked up with a cross dresser.

I don't remember those, but we once saved a puppy.

>>questarch/res/67780.html
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No. 87069 ID: 445c48

>>86251
I know the first one is from the Romanticar series.
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No. 87284 ID: 697b23

>>86219
Seems odd to me that a clergyman would be gambling at all, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless it has rabies. So rather, the only place you should look at a gift horse is its mouth to check for foam. Huh...

Well anyway, we have some money so let's spend it. I'm going to have to suggest not spending it on a lantern though. Miss K is going to give you one for free in a day if you still haven't found one, so use that money for something else.

You're a fighter, you can hunt, right? That way you won't have to waste money on food. I suppose the hard part would be cooking the meat... do you know how to start a fire with rocks or two sticks? Of course, if you knew that I suppose it'd be easy to make a torch...
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No. 90160 ID: 3ebec5
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90160

Hmn.. two bits and a fiver -- yep, seven silvers. Cooking with coal! :3

>bet
>you won
... seems so. I'm rather surprised he took it seriously.

>testing your resolve
Thats an explanation as good as any.

>pay, counseling
Hehe, another funny thought. Is like paying someone to be your mother....

>witty child
>way with words
Naah, I..... seriously, I dont think....
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No. 90161 ID: 3ebec5
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90161

Truth being told here, I suck at words. Idunno, I dont think I did that myself, whatever I did.
So, if was one of you guys.

Thanks.
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No. 90162 ID: 34470e

>>90161
Aren't you glad you picked us up~?
And your welcome~
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No. 90163 ID: 0ba7f4
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90163

>glad
I dont think we're ready, such a big step in our relationship...

Well, time to roll. That must be Sun

"Hey, acolyte"
Adept: "Mmmn?"
"Holy water. Hit me."
Adept: "Here you go."

Trade: 1 Silver for 1 Holy Water

"And... when you see the Father, thank him for me. For..."
Adept: "Dont worry."
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No. 90169 ID: 0ba7f4
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90169

> and return the halberd
Too true. I guess I dont need it anymore.

>not a LOT of silver
>buy lamp
Heeey, a bit can get you a meal for three at most inns. If you are willing to settle with something thats more bread or rice than stew, naturally, but its filling.
Anyway, my point stands; any money is lots of money. Its everything thats expensive >.>; Like... lightning, I guess.

>hunt, cook
I can try. Its just, you bring food to a crawl because you cant really count on the monsters being edible. Seriously, god knows where they have been.

>make a torch
Well, a proper torch is no more than an oil-soaked rag wrapped over a wooden club, really. That said, it would be a bitch to ignite anything without a previous fire or oil, and I'm fond of my shirt.

> girl saved, genocidal, etc.
Heh, not even you knows everything about you? Thats a funny thought.
Now I'm curious again about these tales.

Me too. Mind to link me to them? You can also just mention the name, I'm not above checking the wiki myself.
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No. 90196 ID: 6157cc

>Thanks.

You're welcome, but I'll still argue that there was more to that than just us.

>Torches

Remember that using a torch also carry disadvantages. That of being prone to blowing out in strong winds or if dropped or doused in water. Lanterns are slightly more sturdy, at least.

>Curious, tales.

Ah, the tales of the past. Many are left unfinished -- or inscrutable -- in our recollection, and not all of us devoted the same amount of attention to them. A few of these tales are complete, and these range from the mediocre and silly to the grand and epic. You've already been introduced to the story of the Metal Glen, and the escape we helped orchestrate...One of the more, if not the most, interesting tale we know of.

Frankly, though, I have no will to tell you more of them. They are largely irrelevant to your own situation and a lot of them contain confusing concepts that will be difficult to explain without over-simplifying things a lot. Perhaps one of the other voices can summarize something into a credible account, rather than disjointed nonsense, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Anyway, three choices present themselves, as I see it.

1: Go to the store-owner Manuel and buy rations (and see what else he has and ask about the 'credit' he takes if you're still curious).

2: Go to Miss K and buy some lighting off her while you still have the majority of your silver (frankly, I don't know what a lantern and its fuel will cost, so this might be wise).

And 3: Head right off to the dungeon to drop off the halberd before doing one of the latter.

Personally, I suggest you stick your head into Miss K's store again. While I'm not sure how to feel about having been a 'charity case', at least she wasn't kidding about MacLaughing 'handling' these...And how! And hey, with silver in hand to buy a lamp, perhaps we can now ask her for what she needs from the dungeon. Sounds like a potential source of income.

There's also reason in just 'waiting' until tomorrow so that she makes you a lamp for free, but...as mentioned, paying her for her help might give her the incentive to trust you more. Any merchant appreciates someone who can give them business.
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No. 90198 ID: 445c48

Poke someone, maybe Miss K, with the Orb.

I'm curious to see what happens when multiple people are in contact with us.
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No. 90230 ID: 119b5c

>>90196
Huh...Wazzat? We awake again?

New boss?

Oh, this'll be good...

Hey boss, this doesn't seem like the "Normal" village. Hell, What is an inventor doing in the boondocks? Where does she get her supplies?

...these schmucks also seem too well acquainted with "crawlers" I bet their holding out on us.

Now, we don't know much about the general store, but I bet that's the place where they keep the good stuff. Check it out, maybe we can spot something fun to do.
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No. 90242 ID: e024d0

>>90198
We can only speak to and observe one person at once, at least that's how it worked with the old Shardbearers. Of course so many of us are so quick to forget the rules and way of our Boss.

Among them those of use who seek to confuse themselves with particular emotions and metaphysical concepts (not that the Boss wasn't easily confused in the first place.)

Of course while we are speaking of the old stories it is important to note that we have a somewhat sketchy concept of natural time progression. The Orb has existed before the creation of the Orb and can survive its own destruction quite handily.

However, our attention is drawn about by the winds of fate themselves, one minute we look into the future, the next into the past, an we cannot tell one from the other. We are like parasites of destiny, latching onto and guiding people to the task they must complete so that some later goal of person not to be born for ages is that much easier.

As for the here and now however, return the halabard, buy a lamp, and be careful the prices are likely going to be grossly inflated due to local loot influx increasing the availability of anything that isn't a health or magic potion.
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No. 90383 ID: c90b73
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90383

>winds and torches
See, a proper torch doesn' just blows out like a candle, wood burns too hot for that. Remember that wind spread, not contain, a forest fire.
... besides, the idea of wind in a dungeon is rather silly.

>Poke, Orb, Miss K
>One person at a time
.... Hmmn, Idunno. Still seems like an interesting idea. Remind me next time I'm near her, I guess she would like to try it.

>fate, time, everything else
That... wow.

>shop
>Miss K
>general store
... I'll wait for a decision there, but I vote the grocer's. I just have more to discuss with him.

>"normal" village, holding out
'Normal' is never a word to describe dungeon towns. Remember, its a place where a bunch of weird people spend the night in their way to very dangeous things; and if a town is to support their needs, they will have weird people for that.
Of course, the bard's tales tell about mad wizards, bespectacled chemists, pretty princesses, eager youngsters, defected soldiers and all that are just reality being made bigger. So I think. So I hope. Imean, bards do like heroic sacrifices in their tales a bit too much.
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No. 90389 ID: 632862

Okay, let's talk to the grocer.
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No. 90396 ID: e024d0

You will find that history is usually made up of normal people, doing normal things, but we nor the bards intrude into 'their' lives much.

Thus by corollary your contact with us makes it likely that you, as an ancient people once said to curse their enemies, "may live in 'interesting' times..."
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No. 90405 ID: 6157cc

>Fate, destiny, guiding, etc.

Heh. Don't be too overcome by the theatrics, we're not omniscienct or all that powerful in truth. As far as I know, we're not here to guide you to some grand destiny, and our attempts at doing so elsewhere have sometimes lead to, ah, questionable results.

((*cough*Apocayption*cough*))

No, you just happened to pick us up over there, and we've just got nothin' better to do than helping you out with your first real crawl.

>Bards, tales.

Old tales often carry a grain of truth, or at least some sort of moral, but you're correct in being skeptical as to their veracity. It's far too easy to glorify a senseless death, or to embellish on a story with some good ol' tragedy. A bard's gotta eat, after all, and "they lived happily ever after" just doesn't seem to cut it outside of the kiddie crowd, these days.

>Destination, grocer's shop.

Well, if you're sure, go ahead. I just thought it would be nice to know how much silver you'd have left over from buying a lantern & fuel, so you could make purchases with the remainder without worry of spending too much.
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No. 90416 ID: 445c48

>>90405
>No, you just happened to pick us up over there, and we've just got nothin' better to do than helping you out with your first real crawl.

Well, I guess we could help him find a girl (Or a guy if he swings that way). That seems to be a lot of what we do.
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No. 90477 ID: 7302dd
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90477

>nothing better to do
You're into this out of boredom??? I'm soo gonna get into trouble...

>help find a girl (or a guy
. . . gender-swapping voyeur pedophiles?
Nah, too soon for that.

>silver, lantern, oil
Well, if we are to find out how much the silver is worth here, gotta go to the place with lots of goo--
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No. 90478 ID: 7302dd
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90478

Merchant: "Aye, whatdja doin' roun' 'ere, loiterin' by my shop lika fool?"

Bwa?
Oh hum, lemmesee, credits, wares, anything else?
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No. 90482 ID: 8e7062

>Boredom, screwed.

Hah! That's a very nice way of putting it. Still, I for one enjoy seeing people succeed at things, so I'll try to help you do just that.

>Manuel asking questions.

Introduce yourself and apologize by saying you were lost in thought after meeting Father MacLaughing. You probably wouldn't be the first one.

Can't think of anything else to ask beyond what questions of credit you might have and what wares he offers and their prizes.

Actually...Hang on. You could ask if anything's happened in town lately. Just fish for rumours and hearsay, like you did with the kids.
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No. 90592 ID: 445c48

>>90477
>Gender Swapping

No, no, none of that [Unless you want it]. Just finding you a nice girl to date.

Or a guy, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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No. 91065 ID: e024d0

Buy the light source and perhaps a few rations, a length of rope and uhh, maybe a mirror.
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No. 91073 ID: 445c48

Oh man, you'll definitely need some rope. And maybe a ten foot pole.
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No. 91529 ID: fbcd90
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91529

"Sorry about that, I... well, Father Mclaughing had an effect on me n.n;;"
Manuel: "Aye, the Father's wisdom does that to people..."
"My name is Player, I assume you are Manuel?"
Manuel: "Manuel Badalo, lad. Now, what cannah do for yeh?"
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No. 91531 ID: fbcd90
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91531

"Just the usual, scouting for rumors."
Manuel: "Well, then ye should know Byron's place isn' as attractive as b'for."
"Less demons, I know. Thats why I'm here."
Manuel: "Heh, huntin' a big mystery, lad?"
"... Kinda."
Manuel: "Good luck to ye, then."
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No. 91535 ID: fbcd90
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91535

"Anything else?"
Manuel: "What were ye expectin'?"
"I think you know."
Manuel: "Heh, I do.... gotta tell it to ye, boy. The people 'round here 'ready 'earned to not just rely on yer type of golddiggers to do everything for them, y'see? Ye can't just knock on ev'ry door, ye gotta care. Also helps to keep your eyes open, and yer ears very sharpe."

Actually, this feels like explains alot.
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No. 91538 ID: fbcd90
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91538

"Allright then, show me your wares."
Manuel: "Took ya long enough. The stuff yer type usually wants is on that shelf."
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No. 91545 ID: fbcd90
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91545

"Hmmn, Featherfalls?"
Manuel: "Those caves have pretty nasty drops, lad."

If you are curious about any specific items, ask and I'll post a note in the discussion thread.
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No. 91546 ID: fbcd90
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91546

Hmmn, a weapons rack. I probably can sell one of the two here, but which?
If I even am going to sell one at all. I'm supposed to take this halberd back to its owner.
If I must, I vote selling the halberd.

"What else do you got?"
Manuel: "Well, I can set you up some dryfoods for a fiver, or some of ol' Benjamin's mean casserole for a bit. Can also get ya a room for three bits a day; with breakfast, no fleas, an a nice chest to keep yer stuff in."
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No. 91548 ID: fbcd90
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91548

"Say... how this credit thing works?"
Manuel: "Eh? Why ye ask?"
"Humor me."
Manuel: "Ye givme something, ah givye money in paper form. 'S worth the written value here in Byron, and a few other townies."
"That simple?"
Manuel: "Thats all ya need to know, lad."

Id be more annoyed, but I feel like I'm not the first distrusting this place's crazy economy.
Its just me, or there isn' much where to spend the 'credits' besides here and church? Pretty clever scam they're running here.
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No. 91565 ID: 107da3

>>91548

It's not exactly a scam, in a way I shall explain:

Silver, while useful for certain processes, is completely and utterly useless for anything you might do. As is gold.

Yet, somehow, you use it to control and balance your economy-it has some inherent 'worth' despite being unable to do anything.

Food is more valuable than it is.

It is just... an accepted method. It also means the economy fluctuates like crazy in response to the usage of mining and expanding populations as certain mints of silver get further and further diluted... yet the 'worth' of the coins is supposed to to be the same, despite older coins being more pure. This may not have happened to your civilization yet, but I can guarantee it will.

Who is to say that little slips of paper can do the same? Carefully created and tracked to be difficult to duplicate, secrets held-it's more stable than silver is.

Usually, however, it is "backed" by something. In this case it is backed by the honesty and willingness of these people, if you choose to trust it.

You already have an iron sword. I don't think you're going mining, the whip is difficult to control, and a longbow is nice but expensive. Also ammo.

...er, what skills do you have? I notice he has a variety of tools available. Lockpicking, medic, etc.?

Regardless, lamps and hemp rope are always good.
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No. 91587 ID: 632862

So we could either sell the halberd and maybe buy an oil lamp, and suffer a bit of karma loss for it, or buy a room for the night and take that free one that Miss K offered us.

I'm thinking we should take up Miss K on her offer... which means you can't buy anything right now unless you want to sleep outside. Go back to the kids. One of them actually had something they wanted you to do.
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No. 91886 ID: 442eed
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91886

>The Scam Called Fiat Money
I'm telling you. Its insane. You say something is worth just because you trust someone saying its worth something. I call bullshit -- silver is worth because is rare, because is hard to get, because costs lives, and because coins can be slagged into bare metal to make candelabra and shifter-killing arrows. You cant make silver from nowhere, while all you need to do is to write 'IOU a life' in a piece of parchment and start wrecking. I dont know what kind of king or conman tricked you, but thats what I know; things are worth because of what they are, what they are used for, and the craft that went into making it. Things dont have value because I told you so.

Yet, as I said. This crazy system is the rule, so I'm gonna have to play along if I'm supposed to do this crawl.

>tools, skills
Well, my main skill is fighting, really. I can use the doctor's bag to mend any specially nasty wound, some pans and pots to try to cook stuff...
I could use the locksmith gear to work the simpler mechanisms instead of just bashing everything I see, I'm not a complete retard.
And I don't know much about rock climbing, really. If the dungeon is as vertical as Manuel implies, I might end up needing it anyway. And a few featherfalls.

>buy buy buy
Or I could get a set of five torches for two silvers. I wonder why there's this big price difference; maybe oil lasts longer?

Well, if I dont get some lightning to go in right now, I wont be paying for anything but lodging today. I just wish there was more to do than just wait for tomorrow... I thought dungeonvilles would have more errands.
I don't know. Wait or go? What to buy? Really could use some tips. What your previous experience says?
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No. 91890 ID: 6faa8c

>gold is useless

Electrical engineers and astronauts want a word with you.
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No. 91892 ID: 119b5c

>>91886
Well actually...In my experience, adventurers didn't show up with empty pockets. However, you might want to choose, do we adventure into the dungeon again soon, or do we make mischief in the town?
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No. 91916 ID: 632862

>>91886
Oh, I missed the torches. Yes, buy a set of 5. You'll have money left over for a night at the inn just in case we can't find any loot in the dungeon.
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No. 92089 ID: 445c48

> I'm not a complete retard.
I'm not so sure about that.
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No. 92099 ID: 107da3

>>91886
...Things have the value of that which is accepted. Saying worth is worth is an incredible insight into your lack of understanding.

Let's pretend everyone gained a million silver pieces. My, my. It's suddenly worthless.

How about a priceless, one-of-a-kind beautiful painting? Funny, that. Nothing but color and pictures. But if suddenly everyone could have one for nothing... and similarly it has no value except that which people choose to attach.

>>91890

I said for anything he might do.
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No. 92187 ID: 445c48

>>92099
Clearly he's going to need to go into space and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
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No. 92380 ID: 8e7062

>On the topic of money.

It works, but not always. What my other friend is trying to explain to you is the concept of "inflation", when something that is considered of worth decreases in worth due to an overabundance of it.

Usually, the governement or banks or authority figures in general are those who can afford messing around the idea of creating "paper money" and "credit", as they already have considerable wealth to back the idea up and the authority/respect to do so.

>Buying stuff.

Sheez, stuff's expensive around here. Guess that's to be expected, though. Boom towns are usually a bit on the high costs side.

Annoying as it is, you don't really have enough silver to buy all the things you might conceivably need. Or even a FEW of the things you might conceivably need.

At a somewhat low-cost approach, I would've adviced buying the oil lamp and oil coupled with a rope (less chance of accidentally burning your rope that way), a featherfall charm for emergencies, a waterskin and some rations (which he doesn't appear to sell).

As is, I suggest you buy a set of torches, and save your silver for lodging and food later, as well as possible future developments, such as possibly getting an oil lamp from the VERY GRACIOUS Miss K tomorrow and needing to buy oil. And pray that you find something that'll be worth a few silvers.

Alternatively, conserve your silver and try to 'care' more and find things you could earn silver for in a more legal manner than selling off the halberd.

>Suggested conversation topic.

-Ask what kind of troubles adventurers usually run into, beyond the sharp drops.
-How long the torches last, compared to the oil lantern.
-Speaking of sharp ears, what's their baker up to?
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No. 92455 ID: 15f6d6

Buy some torches and at least go look around the dungeon. That is why your here, and now you have an opportunity to explore in a more prepared manner. Hopefully you can get some money, and incrementally equip yourself as you delve.
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No. 92847 ID: fe99ea
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92847

>Electrical engineers and astronauts
Elecmeat astrolabes? What?
Oh, it wasn' for me.

>my experience, adventurers, empty pockets
Point in case.

>buy torch, save for lodging
Seems like a good plan.
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No. 92848 ID: fe99ea
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92848

>Karl Marx for Medievals
>worth, painting, million silver pieces
>inflation
Thats... reasonable, in theory, but is one that doesn't reaches much farther than that. As silver keeps showing up as time goes, more people will simply come to exist to want the silver. Maybe from faraway lands, surely from being born, or the silver getting acessible to farmers and...
Hmmn. I guess the chance that, someday, there will be more silver than people is rather far-fetched but possible... would everyone be rich, then? I wonder if we would just start making coinage out of something else... like gold, alum, or whatever. Not iron. Steel?
Paper just sounds wrong. Being able to just write coinage its... at least we know there is a limited amount of silver in the land. Not so much with paper.

>government, bank, authority/respect
>backed, honesty, willingness
Only a king has the luxury of choice in that level, for sure... the common people can just bow down, if the king suddenly decide grass is worth its weight in gold, and only another king can say otherwise.
In the end, it all sums up to trusting those kings have our best interests when controlling the global cashflow. Thats hardly a happy thought.
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No. 92849 ID: fe99ea
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92849

Manuel: "Are ye gonna be mulling around all day, boy?"
"Oh! Sorry. Uhmn, I have a few questions."
Manuel: "All ears here."
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No. 92850 ID: fe99ea
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92850

"Anything else I should be wary of, about the dungeon? Besides falling?"
Manuel: "Aye, lad. The lord's old defenses are always on, ye'll need be car'ful with the summons. There be traps deeper in, put by the demons... And of course, the big darkness that'll eatcha if you let it close."

I'm gonna need aloooot of torches...
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No. 92851 ID: fe99ea
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92851

"How long does a torch lasts?"
Manuel: ".. between a third and a half a prayer, maybe."
".... sure. And a lamp?"
Manuel: "A flask can last ye a full prayer and some more."
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No. 92852 ID: fe99ea
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92852

"Allright, I give. What's a 'prayer'?"
Manuel: "Heh. Well, at ev'ry prayer the church toils their bell. thats once at sunrise, once at midnight, and five times in between."

... oh. Crap. Whoops.

"Oh, hmmn... so, its like, three hours?..."
Manuel: "In city folk language, yesh."
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No. 92853 ID: fe99ea
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92853

"What's the deal with mr. Baker?"
Manuel: "Benjamin? He gone nutter again?"
"I don't know, the kids were saying he wasn't well yesterday."
Manuel: "Heh, that's-- ... heey, I know yer type, yer just af--"
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No. 92855 ID: a87583
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92855

Manuel: "Heh, that's-- ... heey, I know yer type, yer just af--"
"Fuck you. Straight answer, please, no lecture."
Manuel: "...That's how ye want it?"
"That's how it's gonna be."
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No. 92856 ID: a87583
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92856

Manuel: "Then TAKE A DICK IN TH'ARSE, Y'BUGGER. He was a well-married, good man, but th' last thing he needed was a gaggle of bloody tossers to cause all sortsa shite with him 'fore these moods made a dog's dinner outta his life. 'Cause of sheep-shaggers like you, his life nowadays is all about being in and outta these fuckin' kicks where he rambles on and on about bread and bakeries like a madman -- and this has been going on fer over six fuckin' months! Poor Niece's heart is simply torn in two and always a day away from simply stopping altogether, thanks to-- to-- -- you GODDAMN TWATS. SOD OFF."

This post was made possible by MrQ. Thanks x3
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No. 92857 ID: a87583
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92857

.... I could've handled that better, yes....

>torches and lamps
Actually, both have its problems. Lamps use oil, can spill, torches are dangerous and useful for obvious reasons...
But I think I can carry five of those oil flasks per pocket. I hope that answers your question.

>prices
I told you; silver has value, but everything is expensive. Food, maybe, is the only thing in these lands that isn' eye-gougingly pricey. I bet I could have gotten better deals in a bigger city, but not much better than these.

>food
Didn' you hear, he has food, just not on the shelves. I can see from here the usual adventurer edibles; dried meat, nut bags, an apple's bushel, tasteless grain biscuits... he's well-equipped on that front. I think he said a few days worth of food is five silvers.
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No. 92858 ID: 041c9a
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92858

".... any idea of ... what they did to him? ...."
Manuel: ".... damned if I know. They were just out from that cave. But talking about the matter jus' helps the poor sod into 'nother tantrum."
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No. 92862 ID: 632862

Buy a stack of torches for 2 silver, then go talk to the kids and see what they wanted you to do.
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No. 92922 ID: fbcb2a

Apples?

Buy the greenest of them. No, I didn´t forgot.
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No. 92976 ID: e024d0

Lamp and Oil I say, Oil has so many extra uses it isn't even funny.
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No. 93002 ID: 445c48

>>92922
Damn right. We need to have a whole horde of tamed monsters. We can start with the poring. Bitches love porings.
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No. 93007 ID: b08879

>>92976
We will need to sell off the halberd to buy those. Do we want to?
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No. 93008 ID: e024d0

I suppose torches will do for now then.
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No. 93295 ID: 1349ad

>Handled better.

Yes. I suppose you could have. Regardless, apologies from getting you yelled at. I had no idea it was a sensitive issue.

Let's not go off on too many tangents anymore. I bet having to stand around and wait from answers from a man who takes a lot of time to think about things is annoying Manuel. Shopkeeper or no, no doubt he's got better things to do than stand around and wait for you all day.

>Buy.

Ah, I forgot that comment. Let's see, then...I suggest you buy five torches, and fork over three silvers for a room for the day and breakfast tomorrow, and one more for some of Benjamin's casserole right now. That'll spend all your silver, but what can y'do?

As of now, you have two options, as I see 'em. #1 is delving briefly into the dungeon and trying to find stuff to earn a few silvers to get more gear, so you can move more safely into the rest of the dungeon. Financially risky, considering how previous crawlers would've picked the area clean and the demons are all further in...Then again, you could be lucky.

Still, I'll be honest with you. Entering that dungeon right now is gambling at best. Option #2 is digging around in town for potential work to earn more silver to get more gear, etc. Which will not be easy. As Manuel said, y'gotta care, and convincing these people you DO care won't be that easy, even if you do. Do you?

>Conversation topics.

-Apologize for being so blunt. You had no idea other crawlers were the reason behind Benjamin's oddity. Promise not to bug the poor baker about it. (Indeed, why cause more heartache for yourself and these people?)

-You can't promise anything, but perhaps you can look into the issue somehow while you're delving. Who -were- these crawlers six months ago?
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No. 93319 ID: 2cbe3e

>>92856

Tell this guy to go off and fuck his own mother. It's not like you were super rude.
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No. 93385 ID: f91e71
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93385

"About the crawlers mr. Baker met, can you -Of. Course. Let. Me. Live. Trough this with a lession learned and nomorequestionseverasked-- ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahhhh.... aaahhhhhhh....."
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No. 93386 ID: 1349ad

>>93319

I think you're missing the point. Player wasn't yelled at because he acted rude (although he was a bit blunt and unsympathic), but for what he IS: a crawler. Manuel appears to have some antipathy towards them for something a previous group has done to Benjamin (and perhaps other, unmentioned past encounters), who I'm guessing is Manuel's cook, baker or somesuch. This has upset both the life of Benjamin and Benjamin's niece, something Manuel clearly seems to have taken seriously.

The polite, and smart, thing to do would at least be to remain civil, even if you don't particularly care for their situation and how it came about, lest you antagonize the shopkeep. Manuel clearly won't accept being "'nother pussy commoner", and having the decency of treating him and the others in town like people, rather than stepping stones to glory and riches, doesn't cost all that much, does it?
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No. 93387 ID: f91e71
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93387

I guess that also overrules apologies. Time to cut my losses.

"... okay, I'll stop wasting your time. Stack of torches."
Manuel: "Allright."
"And the room. I'm paying in advance."
Manuel: "Hrrrmnhmn."
"And... set me up some of that casserole."
Manuel: ".... anything else?"
"... an apple for dessert. The greenest."
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No. 93389 ID: f91e71
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93389

Manuel: "Here you go. Thanks yer patronage, come back, when yer finished leave the bowl n' the dough on th' counter."
"I will."

Trade: 6 silver for 5 Torches and services
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No. 93390 ID: f91e71
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93390

So. Dungeon it is; I agree that we met enough new people for a day. If I cross with the kids I'll talk to them.
And I still have the halberd, gonna leave it at the door.

>care, convincing, even if you do. You do?
Seriously, I dont know. I'm just meeting them for the first time. Its not like I'd cry over their funeral or invite to my sister's wedding. All in all, they seem pretty good people though.
I guess that makes me a not-hero. Heh.
Likewise, I'm sure I'm just another crawler to them. Its not like they'll start telling their life stories to anyone they cross; would you?
I guess you were wrong on that count. Life doesn' follows dramatic rules, nor is like a game at all.

Healing: Player gets +1 HP

Player acquires Green Apple
Warning: Inventory is full

Mmn, this IS some pretty mean casserole. Never thought fish and chicken could go so well together.
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No. 93411 ID: 2cbe3e

To the dungeon! Back to the grindstone!
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No. 93423 ID: 1349ad

>Telling life stories.

Mmm. Depends. It's sometimes easier to lay your troubles on a complete stranger than those you know best.

Regardless, you're probably right. You're not as much a 'stranger' as another crawler.

>Not-much-caring, not-hero.

Sounds like a pretty reasonable stance. "Hero" is a pretty nebulous term anyway. Means something different to everyone.

>Green apples.

Out of morbid curiosity, IS it at all possible to train those cute jellies? Though I can't see what use one will be in a dungeon.

Also, may I call your attention to your right? There appears to be activity on Miss K's roof, and a man's carrying somethin' stewin'.
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No. 93529 ID: f91e71
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93529

>train those cute jellies
Well, most monsters are at least half-intelligent. But to tell the truth, you have been telling me to lure and capture one; I thought you knew what you were asking.
I admit I'm curious about it.

>attention, right
Yeah, its pretty active here, huh? I dont know the person with a pot, but I think we've seen who 's on that roof before.

"Miss Kay! Hello, what's up?"

Not one of my cleverest moments, but who cares?

Miss K: "Ah, Greenie! Just me, setting up a new dish!"
"Do you need some help with that?" :D
Miss K: "Oh, you silly! You keep that chin up and you're sure to find a good wife!"
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No. 93530 ID: 632862

>>93529
A new dish? What? She can't possibly be receiving any satellite transmissions with that. Maybe she's an amateur astronomer or something.
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No. 93784 ID: f91e71
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93784

>transmission, sattelite
Sawha? What are you talking about? Aren't she just cooking?

Nevermind, I'm finished. Time to go anyway.

"Well, good luck up there, Miss K."
Miss K: "Good luck for you too, Green!"
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No. 93786 ID: 6834bc

>>93784
Player, remember the whole 'transcending time and space' thing?
To put it shortly and bluntly, 'satellite' stuff is a new form of 'magic' from the future. Or a different world, or distant past, or whatever - it's called 'technology'.
Anyway, it's... out-of-place enough in this world or time that it seems weird for Miss K to be muckin' about with it. But it's probably not important, anyway.
...Back to business, I guess.
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No. 93790 ID: 1349ad

>Dish, satellite?

Well, she could be setting up a device that we're familiar with. One that's meant to receive signals from the sky. Er. But enough about that, you have a dungeon to get to.
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No. 93794 ID: 191b86
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93794

>transcending time and space
>satellite, magic, future, technology
Hey, I know about technology.
Millions of years ago, man discovered heavy thing cracks heads. Thousands of years ago, he discovered sharp things crack heads better. Tens of years ago, a smith used a hammer and anvil as tools, to turn a shapeless piece of metal into a fairly deent tool to crack heads. THIS is technology.
Whatever she is doing magic, period.

>weird
Yeah, shes too normal for something like that.

Allright, I'm stalling.
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No. 93795 ID: 191b86
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93795

It's... I feel like I'm looking at an abyss here, ominous and all. Like innocence lost. Nietzschian quotes, all that poser crap.

Like something's about to change, forever.
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No. 93796 ID: 19da69
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93796

"Is this how a point of no return feels like?"
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No. 93797 ID: 5d5878

What?! No savescumming?! You cruel bastard!
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No. 93834 ID: 119b5c

>>93797
No pain, No game.
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No. 94044 ID: e024d0

>>93796
Ironman mode+
Joke Monsters+
Cthangband/Zangband Monsters+
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No. 94112 ID: 107da3

>>94044

+DOOM: The Roguelike
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No. 94126 ID: f98e0b

WIZARD MODE
WIZARD MODE
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No. 95181 ID: 06eb5b

Next chapter.
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/95103.html
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