>>76590
She's hot, invite her out for a beer.

>>76590
Damn look at those massive... horns.
Ahem.
Well... What are you waiting for? SMITE THE FUCK OUT OF HER.

Smite her. WITH YOUR PENIS!

>>76590
Don't worry, Tim. All she needs is good dicking. With your sword.

>>76590
Looks like its time to... lock horns.

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)16:49 No. 76600 ID: fb5d8e
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>Let's get a beer!
I tell her.
She growls back
>You come to KH'TUG'TAR's tower and kill KH'TUG'TAR's army of evil goblins, then challenge KH'TUG'TAR to drinking game ? You have balls. KH'TUG'TAR likes balls. Come in.

Reaver, Reaver... you're so damn predicatable

>>76600
Enter the tower.. but be wary! Often they have deamons to back up their words.

>>76600
Hells yeah! Onward to alcohol-soaked glory, in the name of the SUNGOD!

>>76602
I'm not entirely convinced it's Reaver... the lines are too heavy and the chins too round. And there are subtler differences...

she likes balls. Quick, seduce her.

>>76607
She might like them for lunch.
Keep your pants on.

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:01 No. 76609 ID: fb5d8e
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We go into the tower and sit down at a table and she slams a mug with stinky liquid on the table.
>Here. I will go get another one for me.
she says.
She leaves to the kitchen.

Look at the floor please. For the love of god beware the floor.

Floors can be dangerous.

>>76609
I doubt her goodwill.
Insist on a toast to begin, see if hers looks the same as yours.

Dump the beer into the plant pot. When she comes back pretend we just finished downing it.

>>76609
stab her in the back of the face

>>76613
That'd be unhonourable.

..you drink right?

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:08 No. 76617 ID: fb5d8e
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I dump the drink into the pot.

>>76617
In before the plant catches on fire

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:09 No. 76619 ID: fb5d8e
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She comes back with another mug which she slams on the table. She takes the empty one.
>You already finished it? Now KH'TUG'TAR has to get new one. Wait for signal to start next time.
She leaves with the empty mug again.

>>76619
Dump this one in the potted plant too.

>>76619
Just drink it you pansy. She's an orc - poison is way too subtle for her.

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:17 No. 76625 ID: fb5d8e
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She comes back with a mug of her own and says
>Okay, now we can drink. On the count of three.
>One..
>Two..
>Three!

>>76625
CONSUME!

Try to talk her into a game of quarters.
Also: Compliment her assets.

>>76625
Throw the mug into her face and rip her guts out.

>>76625
Down the hatch!... don't forget all that paladin training to resist poisons!

chug with justice

>>76625
Bring it to your lips, but as she's drinking and can't see you, pour it in the plant.

Want some rye? 'course you do!

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:23 No. 76634 ID: fb5d8e
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I drink.
She doesn't drink.

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:23 No. 76635 ID: fb5d8e
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I pass out.

You gon' get date raped.

or poisoned.

>>76635
Ahahahahahaa you wuss!
nb4 forced orc sexin'

>>76631
I'm pretty sure that's disease.

>>76635
...Pray that she doesn't do things to you while you are unconscious.

>>76642
Or pray she does things rather than just kill you.

umm... wake up?

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:33 No. 76649 ID: fb5d8e
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I wake up.
I'm in a cage outside the tower, suspended over the bodies of all the goblins i killed.
All my gear is gone.

time to use your high charisma to charm your way out of there.

Bend the FUCK out of those bars.

Examine the cage for a way to escape. In case you don't find anything, it looks like your head doesn't fit between the bars, but feel free to try (and see if you can make the opening wider).

>>76649
Look around for birds or sheep. Ask them to get the kobolds to free you.

>>76649
Try to grab a weapon using your legs.

>>76649
Masturbate furiously.

Bend Bars and Lift Gates.

>>76649
Swing the cage and hope it breaks open! Or just for fun.

PaladinQuest 2009/11/14(Sat)17:43 No. 76665 ID: fb5d8e
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(Im pausing here for now, thanks for playing)

>>76649
Man, you guys SUCK at Monkey Island.

Magic the lock open.