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75763 No. 75763 ID: 8ca25c

E6M1

Face in the Sand
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No. 75764 ID: fc6224

Oh now, what have we here...
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No. 75767 ID: 632862

Wake up.
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No. 75768 ID: 8ca25c
File 125798622261.jpg - (198.09KB , 1000x600 , desert01.jpg )
75768

Fuck me. I had no idea that juicy caravan was headed back to a fuckin Behemoth! I think my tail is broken.

Damn it's hot.
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No. 75769 ID: 9891a9

>>75768
At least you're alive. Where are you, anyway?
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No. 75772 ID: 632862

>>75768
Inspect your surroundings for supplies. Is your tail really broken, or is it sprained?
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No. 75773 ID: 43d730

>>75768
Hey, Gosh...
I mean, how are things, miss?
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No. 75779 ID: 4e2a2a

>>75768
Quick! Back to Thunderdome!
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No. 75780 ID: f91cb5

Look out for killer Talyxians.

Survey the landscape.
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No. 75782 ID: 7eda8b

>in b4 we're stranded in the desert
in After

Examine self.
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No. 75790 ID: c0f3bf

Nice hair. Is that a tire on your leg?
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No. 75800 ID: 1afd58

>>75768
Nice language, pottymouth!
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No. 75822 ID: 5d5878

>>75782
I see what you did there.

Yeah, assess situation.
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No. 75837 ID: 8ca25c
File 125799343291.jpg - (180.75KB , 1000x600 , it's broke.jpg )
75837

>>75779
Do what now?

>>75772
I suppose I could scavenge some broken shit, if I'm lucky a gun or two. I already have a gun though.
>>75790
No it's a motorcycle. Well part of one anyway, I'm damn lucky it didn't land on me, it'd have probably broken both my legs in addition to my poor tail. Then I'd be proper fucked.

>>75773
Name's Cheren.

>>75780

I've heard stories from old people about those things, but I've never seen one in my twenty some odd years out here. I should probably worry more about that damned Behemoth. Fucker came right out of the ground!

>>75772
Oh it's fuckin broke. This is gonna hurt, hopefully I won't have to chop it off, I like my tail.

>>75800
Shut your hole, if you were stuck in this Alh Mene forsaken place you'd cuss like a motherfucker too.
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No. 75842 ID: 9891a9

>>75837
Is your gun even still in working order? Looks like you got banged up pretty bad.
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No. 75847 ID: 5d5878

>>75837
I like her. She's got personality.

Alright, check inventory and surroundings. Splint up tail (is that what one does with a broken tail?) if necessary.
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No. 75851 ID: 7d87d9

Check your inventory.
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No. 75855 ID: 7eda8b

Collect spare parts to form a splint for your tail. Use FIRST AID knowledge.

Is your motorcycle broken?
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No. 75909 ID: 8ca25c
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75909

>>75842
Oh yeah, this beauty could get run over and still work. Those little guys sure do look weird but they make some nice weapons. Unlike those disgusting boldlings that make ugly stamped crap that doesn't shoot straight half the time.

>>75855
Well it's in several pieces, so I'd say yeah. I'm not the driver anyway, I just shoot things.


With a tail you just straighten it out, wrap it, and hope it doesn't get infected or something. Hurts like a bitch.
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No. 75910 ID: 7d87d9

Check your ammunition reserves

Last thing we want is to run out of bullets on a raid.
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No. 75911 ID: 632862

>>75909
Alright, which way to the closest oasis or town?

Also, check inventory.
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No. 75912 ID: 7eda8b

Well, do you have anything to wrap and straighten it out with?

Are there any salvagable long-arms around to supplement your pistol?
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No. 75917 ID: 7eda8b

So what's a Behemoth, anyway?
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No. 75918 ID: 4f736e

Oh please tell me that gun's engraved with a nude relief of your enemy's mother.
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No. 75984 ID: 25302b

>>75918
well OBVIOUSLY
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No. 75990 ID: 8ca25c
File 12580048252.jpg - (214.44KB , 1000x600 , buggy wreck.jpg )
75990

>>75910
I've got like two reloads here.

>>75911
Not a damn clue, only thing I can make out landmark-wise is the cloud of smoke that I assume is the remainder of our raiding group. I've got some water and some ammo and some cash.

>>75912
yeah it's wrapped.

>>75917
It's a big ass machine with lots of guns all over it.

I found Dochin's buggy, and what's left of him. Looks like his better half survived, I kept telling that dumbass to put a roll cage on there but he said it "didn't look cool." Looks like my MG is fucked, the bolt and receiver cover are both gone, and the spring is bent all to shit anyway. Shame about my awesome paint job, to leave it out in the desert like this.
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No. 75995 ID: 9891a9

>>75990
Might as well go regroup with the rest of the raiders, or see if any survived should they have been blasted.
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No. 76001 ID: f91cb5

>>75990
Good to hear you have more sense than he did.
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No. 76030 ID: 8e5181

Where's your flask? Do you have a bottle? Alcohol? Water? Something to pee in?
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No. 76041 ID: 547e3f

Serious, take stock of all that shit that's lying around and lets have a look at your inventory. Are all the vehicles broken? Real shame not to be a mechanic in that case, maybe you can sneak out of this desert instead.
And give us a overview about this area. Friendly bases, enemy strongholds and such.
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No. 76120 ID: b8a332

>>75909
You know, I'm curious about the design of your gun. That's a quite thick barrel, implying there would be a lot of power going through, but that pretty little spinner couldn't hold barely any powder. And the material below the barrel doesn't seem to be doing anything but making the gun heavier.

So, tell us more about your piece?
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No. 76192 ID: 068b0e
File 125809606586.jpg - (277.20KB , 800x858 , inventory-Cheren copy.jpg )
76192

Oh good, I found my pack, it's got a first aid kit, my money, and my knife in it. I have two days of water, and my gun and ammo. I also have my lockpicks. Nothing really around here but broken vehicles and body parts, not much I can use... As far as salvageable stuff, I found some tire and plate armor, it's really fuckin hot to wear that shit, but it's real good protection against being cut or whacked with a club. Umm, there's a good grenade launcher and some ammo but I'm a terrible shot with those things, Everybody else wouldn't let me use 'em after the uhh, incident with the umm, let's say it involved a grain silo and me hitting it by accident instead of the car I was shooting at. There's a rifle with a broken stock, and a belt of ammo that will fit it from my gun. All the heavy weapons were mounted to vehicles, and as such are broken all to shit. I found some grenades too, but I'm really bad with those too, maybe I shouldn't handle explosives. There's a mace made out of some all-thread and a big nut. There's a flask of some nasty-ass rotgut, too.
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No. 76193 ID: f78140

>>76192
remove the stock from the grenade launcher, attach it to the rifle, take the rifle.
also take the ammo, and a single grenade. don't bother with the mace, you've already got a machete, and the armor would be terrible to wear in the sun.
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No. 76194 ID: 632862

>>76192
Take the rifle, hold it in one hand. Hold the ammo in the other hand, and put a grenade in your pack.

See if you can wear the ammo as a bandolier though. Can you get the interlocking slots to form a loop? That would free up a hand to put say... the rotgut in.
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No. 76195 ID: 547e3f
File 125810395012.jpg - (28.13KB , 336x336 , Raising Arizona.jpg )
76195

>>76192
Can you use some leather and needle&thread from your first aid kit to fashion some kind of makeshift scabbard for your machete and maybe even the rifle? It would free up some inventory room and look also awesome.
<----- something like this
The bandolier idea is also a bitchin' fashion statement.
What is the stuff in your pocket and what to appears to be cheese crackers in your back-pack? If it ain't iron rations you'll probably have to eat Dochin.
Armor or not depends on what you're going to do next. No if it's a long trek through the desert, maybe yes if you want to attack something. We'll have to know what's around to decide this.
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No. 76196 ID: 59b9d2

Follow the man in black.
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No. 76197 ID: 547e3f

>>76196
No don't, no one wants to see what an old Sergal looks like.
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No. 76198 ID: f91cb5

Wear the ammo as a bandolier, hold a grenade in your mouth, take the stock off the grenade launcher and put it on the rifle, take the rifle, put grenades in any other excess inventory spaces.

How valuable is rotgut? We might want to store that in our mouth instead of the grenade.
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No. 76201 ID: 1c907d

Make sure and keep the candy corn at all costs.
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No. 76206 ID: 25302b

That orange stuff in her pack is the money she mentioned. The pocket contains lockpicks. Rotgut is generally the cheapest alcohol available, similar in quality to bathtub gin.

Wear ammo belt. Take riffle, attempt repairs if possible. At least cover up the jagged bits. Rotgut may prove useful for chemical warfare.
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No. 76209 ID: f91cb5

How heavily armored would anyone you meet be?

Do cutebolds even wear armor or just uniforms? What about other races?

If you're going to run into armored foes, mace would be a better melee weapon. If not, keep that knife of yours.
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No. 76221 ID: 712bb5

Carrying the armor is probably better than leaving it.
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No. 76245 ID: 7eda8b

Take the ammo and the rotgut. Try to repair the rifle stock with the grenade launcher stock, using spikes taken from the mace as nails. Take one grenade. Even if you're bad with it, it'll intimidate the fuck out of people.
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No. 76299 ID: dda9dd

>>76196
What was said here... I see it...
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No. 77501 ID: 068b0e
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77501

OK this is as good as I can get, there's not really a way to wear a scabbard over a backpack. The stock from a grenade launcher won't fit on a rifle like that. This is probably going to throw my aim off.

As far as armour goes, most of the little snots don't wear anything but they have machine guns. That makeshift stuff is not gonna stop bullets. They generall ride around in vehicles.

I'm not walking around with something in my mouth.

We only drove for like two hours to get to this caravan, but it was across the desert and not down a road or anything.
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No. 77503 ID: 91caa1

>>77501
Well, how would one of those vehicles stand up to a grenade launcher? Think you can fire a grenade in front of one of those buggies and have it explode?
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No. 77507 ID: 426169

>>77501
You should consider cutting out the barrel. Without the stock you won't be getting much accuracy with that thing anyway, might as well go for concealment.
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No. 77508 ID: 8e18cd

Get few 'nades as well so you could booby trap. If the buggy is done for, booby trap it. If those tiny bastards come investigating, they will get their little faces blown off.
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No. 77510 ID: 8e18cd

>>77507

We already have a concealed weapon (Revolver). And we need something that has a bigger range. Losing the range advantage in a desert would be folly
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No. 77516 ID: 1717ee

>>77501
D:
What did you do to that mosin.
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No. 77570 ID: 068b0e
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77570

You don't just chop the barrel off of a rifle and it magically turns into a pistol. It turns into some kind of crude bullet flinger with less range than my pistol. I can probably shoot this OK from a prone position.
Well, there's a few kinds of vehicles I've seen, those weird "Sandcarp" driller thingies, those are armed with rockets and are pretty decently armored, a grenade would probably just leave a nice big black mark on that. Same with a tank, unless I like, shoved it in the tracks or something, but I have no desire to get my hand that close to a tank tread. Now regular vehicles like a scout car or a truck, yeah, grenades fuck them up pretty solid. I can't hit for shit with a grenade launcher though. I swear I didn't know a half empty grain silo is pretty much a giant bomb!

I don't really have the skills to make booby traps, I'd probably blow myself up trying to pull that kinda shit.
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No. 77577 ID: 8e18cd

>>77570

Can you try and shoot the drivers? Or do those beady eyed bastards use have reinforced glass?
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No. 77581 ID: 068b0e
File 125840690714.jpg - (275.38KB , 800x858 , inventory-Cheren copy.jpg )
77581

>>77577
Yeah but that can get tricky sometimes.

Ok if that is everything I'll get going.. I'm not sure exactly to where though.
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No. 77583 ID: 632862

>>77581
Head towards the smoke.
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No. 77584 ID: e2b509

>>77581
Fuck the smoke. Go left.
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No. 77586 ID: 34470e

>>77581
Is it possible you can form a mental map of the area?
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No. 77594 ID: 8e18cd

>>77581

Where there's smoke, there's fire. Ready your weapon and head there
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No. 77610 ID: 068b0e
File 125840839435.jpg - (119.49KB , 1000x600 , mental map.jpg )
77610

Here's my umm, mental map of the area. I think I'm somewhere here in relation to the smoke, which is where we came from.
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No. 77613 ID: 8e18cd

>>77610

fffffffffff... if we're up against their land cruisers we might be fucked. We need to sneak up and scout it.
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No. 77614 ID: e2b509

>>77610
Left.
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No. 77615 ID: 34470e

>>77610
Go to the smoke, then the hole.
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No. 77653 ID: 068b0e
File 125841111764.jpg - (143.19KB , 1000x600 , cloud.jpg )
77653

There's a big-ass cloud of dust and smoke, I can hear vehicles driving around. Those fuckin annoying ass little buzzers they like to fly around in are in the sky too, probably looking for survivors.

If I know these miserable little bastards, and I do, they'll be having their slaves clean up whatever loot they want and then hopefully they'll get back in their machine and get the hell outta here.
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No. 77655 ID: 8e18cd

>>77653

Continue a slow approach towards the site. Make sure to conceal all shiny objects.
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No. 77676 ID: 068b0e
File 125841327961.jpg - (101.59KB , 1000x600 , behemoth.jpg )
77676

Alright, I can't see shit in this cloud. No fuckin way they'll see me in here either, though. They are pretty damn stupid, for the most part.
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No. 77677 ID: 9891a9

>>77676
>No fuckin way they'll see me in here either, though.
You've just jinxed it. Nice job.
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No. 77679 ID: 8e18cd

>>77676

We're up against a fucking fortress? Holy damn. We need to sneak aboard and wreck some serious havoc upon these cocky-eyed freaks
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No. 77680 ID: e2b509

>>77676
No way. Get out of here STALKER.
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No. 77686 ID: 632862

>>77676
Think you could infiltrate the behemoth?
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No. 77718 ID: f44349

>>77676
Clearly you must infiltrate the METAL G- I mean, Behemoth.
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No. 77749 ID: 7eda8b

>>77676
Holyshit that's enormous. Sneak aboard and hitch a ride.
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No. 77814 ID: 068b0e
File 125842472323.jpg - (113.10KB , 1000x600 , behemoth 2.jpg )
77814

Sweet mother of fuck! This thing is GIANT! I'm not sure that this is the best idea after all... I think I can get in, though.
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No. 77816 ID: 5d5878

>>77814
This doesn't seem like a good idea, but then again, you are pretty much in the middle of the desert.
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No. 77821 ID: 34470e

Careful, there's a person/thing on the other side of that leg thingie.
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No. 77833 ID: 632862

>>77814
There's a guard by the door. Can you sneak up and take him out quietly?
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No. 77889 ID: 7eda8b

Sneak up on that bold and interrogate him.
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No. 77998 ID: 1afd58

>>77814
Cutebold killan gaems
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No. 77999 ID: c0f3bf

Don't KILL him, just interrogate him to hell. And then punch him unconscious.
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No. 78009 ID: 1c907d

Use those sneaking toes.
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No. 78024 ID: 476456

Rub his nose against his will, they hate that shit.
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No. 78026 ID: 476456

On second thought it might just be wiser to sneak past him. if kobolds start going missing they're gonna start looking for you, making being a stowaway that much harder.
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No. 78045 ID: e0499d

>>78026
Little hard to sneak past a guy standing IN the doorway.

1. We need to snipe... but make it look like an accident.

2. We need to bait him off...
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No. 78489 ID: c4f7d3
File 125852275595.jpg - (214.34KB , 800x800 , pistol whip.jpg )
78489

OK first let's incapacitate the guard... How am I gonna interrogate him now?
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No. 78492 ID: 91caa1

>>78489
Slap his nose every time you think he gives you an incorrect answer.

It'll be like a kick in the nads to him.
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No. 78493 ID: 135d9a

>>78492
I think we probably knocked him unconscious.
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No. 78495 ID: 632862

>>78489
Drag him inside. Don't leave the body lying around out in the open.
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No. 78496 ID: 7eda8b

Examine size of ingress hatch.

Drag kobold around out of sight.
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No. 78525 ID: c4f7d3
File 125852459971.jpg - (118.78KB , 1000x600 , shake him and choke him.jpg )
78525

Well he's had the proverbial "fuck" pistol whipped out of him but I can smack his nasty little face awake! What should I ask him?

I'm back out of sight.

>>78496
The hatch is quite small, like for a kid. I could maybe get inside of it but I don't know how tall the hallways are in there. If they're as big as that hatch I'm at a serious fuckin disadvantage.
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No. 78533 ID: 7eda8b

Ask him what they're doing out here and where they're headed.
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No. 78543 ID: a3b36a

Ask it... A/S/L?

But seriously. See if it knows an out-of-the-way place for you to hide until you're out of there. Remind it how close to death it is, and how it answers can change this.
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No. 78547 ID: c4f7d3
File 125852623942.jpg - (200.23KB , 1000x600 , slap him like a bitch.jpg )
78547

What're you little fucks doing out here in this thing?

"I.. I don't kn-"
Wrong answer, fucker!

What do you know about the surrounding terrain?

"th-there's an oasis around somewhere, I thin- urrk- the west!"

Oh shit, the big ass hatch door is closing! Should I keep whacking this turd in the face or what? It's pretty fun.
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No. 78549 ID: 58d867

>Should I keep whacking this turd in the face or what?

What kind of question is that? Of course you don't keep smacking him. You haven't broken his fingers yet.
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No. 78550 ID: 476456

No, if you do that you'll probably kill him. Gag him with his own clothing,sling him over your shoulder and head for that oasis.
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No. 78551 ID: 632862

>>78525
Lick him on the nose to reward him for a helpful answer then bring him with you so he can't tell the others where you went. Once you reach the oasis you can just leave him there or something.
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No. 78552 ID: 91caa1

>>78547
Do it until he gets a nosebleed and then say "Aww, look at that, you're blossoming into a woman. Now start remembering just where the oasis is before I make you suck on my gun, you slut."

Press the revolver into his mouth for emphasis.
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No. 78554 ID: 58d867

>>78551

How about we don't engage in what amounts to sexual assault. Can we do that instead?
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No. 78555 ID: 34470e

Keep him as a hostage. He might be important.
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No. 78556 ID: 8e18cd

He's little. That means he has huge information! Strip and tie. Strip and tie the bold.

Then head for the oasis.
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No. 78557 ID: 7eda8b

Hide until the big machine leaves. Then the bold will HAVE to guide you to the oasis.
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No. 78620 ID: e0499d

tie up and take along to oasis...

Otherwise, throw him in the closing door... (make it look like accident)
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No. 78621 ID: 0d1fe9

>>78547
Follow your instincts and rape the little fucker... after you get on the Behemoth of course.
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No. 78628 ID: 7d87d9

>>78621
Nah a better thing would to later on rip his throat out and then you eat him
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No. 78629 ID: c0f3bf

Gag him, sling him, get to the oasis. Tell him if he's lying about the oasis he's gonna die of thirst with you.
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No. 78630 ID: 7d87d9

>>78551
Please you grind that into the metal
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No. 78631 ID: 6a6a5e

"Self-propelled emergency ration"
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No. 78653 ID: 91caa1
File 125856864579.jpg - (44.13KB , 480x195 , Untitled-1.jpg )
78653

Slap that cutebold!

Slap that cutebold!

Slap that cutebold!

Sho' is guud!
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No. 78655 ID: 8e18cd

I say. We should steal him and interrogate him, slapping his face till he'll admit he's our bitch.
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No. 78656 ID: dda9dd

>>78655
... and to think I wondered how cutebolds have become mental, mechanized, mass murders out of fear huh?
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No. 78658 ID: 7eda8b

>>78656
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
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No. 78662 ID: 1c907d

Suplex him.
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No. 78852 ID: 476456

SUPLEX HIM!
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No. 78931 ID: 88d217
File 125860669778.jpg - (127.66KB , 1000x600 , beating the shit out of a cutebold.jpg )
78931

>abuse cutebold further
Yeah you little fucker! Smack! not so fuckin tough without your goddamn Thud! fuckin WHAP machines whump are you motherfucker? WHAP!
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No. 78932 ID: 34470e

>>78931
Now turn around to find about a million guns (which are wielded by pissed off kobolds) aimed at your head.
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No. 78933 ID: 91caa1

Now let the cutebold speak.
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No. 78936 ID: 632862

>>78931
Gag him, tie him up, sling him over your shoulder, and get moving away from the behemoth before the others spot you. Once it drives off, you can move towards the oasis.
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No. 78940 ID: 88d217
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78940

Fuck! The ground's shaking!

Should I leave him here to get ground into paste by the screws or take him with me?
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No. 78941 ID: 632862

>>78940
Take him with you to ensure you get to the oasis.
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No. 78945 ID: 34470e

>>78940
Koboldnap him.
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No. 78946 ID: 476456

Steal him away~
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No. 78948 ID: 135d9a

>>78940
Take him with you, why not.
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No. 78956 ID: 88d217
File 125861065737.jpg - (131.23KB , 1000x600 , run.jpg )
78956

Alright I'm getting the fuck out of here.
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No. 78958 ID: 7d87d9

>>78956
Good. Now we can properly interrogate him... probably knows where we can find some more good loot.
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No. 78963 ID: 8e18cd

>>78956

Oh boy. We got ourselves our very own cutebold bitch. Don't damage him too much, we still need to teach him where his place is.
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No. 78968 ID: 476456

Stockholm syndrome would be fun.
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No. 79934 ID: 88d217
File 125877422910.jpg - (130.85KB , 1000x600 , gained 1 cutebold.jpg )
79934

Well I can't see it any more, just a big cloud of settling dust. Only problem is, I am not sure which direction is West exactly.
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No. 79935 ID: 632862

>>79934
Check to see what stuff the little guy is carrying.

Also, where's the sun?
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No. 79936 ID: 91caa1

Look at the sun, and remember if it is morning or afternoon.

It rises in the east and sets in the west.
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No. 79937 ID: e7666f

>>79934
Stand at the place where your are
Now face west
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before

Ahem.
Check with the sun. If it's late in the day, the sun will be in the west, if early then east.
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No. 79963 ID: 7eda8b

Ask your prisoner.
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No. 80116 ID: 88d217
File 125878083873.jpg - (116.45KB , 600x1000 , loot.jpg )
80116

This should wake him up!

Haha, jackpot! He's got some money, I'm taking that, a magazine to his tiny gun that I threw into the screws of that machine; don't need that; a tiny grenade, haha, I'm sure as fuck not letting him keep that; a box of juice, and some canister thing with some Kobold writing on it and a spinny bit in the middle. Too bad I can't read their stupid language, but I think it's all just random scribbles anyway. There's also a loose bullet. I love loot.
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No. 80129 ID: 135d9a

>>80116
That thing with the spinny bit in the middle is useful. If you could read Kobold you could use it to figure out which way west is.

In other words, get him to tell you which way west is with the spinny thing.
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No. 80131 ID: 8ec3f9

>>80116
oh! get that "Canister thing" It's a compass. White arrow points north.
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No. 80132 ID: 476456

>spinny thing.

thats obviously a compass.. shouldnt be too hard to figure out.
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No. 80135 ID: 1fa631

>>80116
>a box of juice

Man, even in a grim apocalyptic setting, they can't help but be adorable.

Become disgusted by this.
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No. 80136 ID: 7eda8b

JUICE BOX

SCORE

Ask him which way to an oasis.
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No. 80141 ID: 632862

Remind him that finding the oasis is in his best interest, if he doesn't want to die of thirst. Also if he leads you to some of his friends, his death will be slow and painful.
>>
No. 80142 ID: 476456

and if you cant figure it out after that, that kobold is your new navigator.
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No. 80194 ID: 88d217
File 125878537177.jpg - (162.90KB , 713x600 , diplomacy face.jpg )
80194

Hmm, I can't read the text on here, so I'm pretty sure I'd still get fuckin lost even with a compass. Time to get some use out of this little snotwart.
I'll put on my pretty smile for him. Should scare him into listening.

Now listen here, I'm going to make it very clear that it is in your best interests to get us both to that oasis. You don't have shit, and I have a big fuckin gun and a big fuckin knife. Do you understand?

>You won't get away with this! You bad monsters always get caught in the end!

I don't think I asked you a fuckin question, now did I?

oo! I've got an awesome idea!

Give me your shirt!

Looks like I got a smart one, 'cause he listens.
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No. 80195 ID: 91caa1

>>80194
"A monster am I!? You think I'm a monster? Why don't I show you just what a monster I can be!?"
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No. 80196 ID: 91caa1

>>80194
Also keep your gun on him at all times, no telling what the little snots hide under their shirts.
>>
No. 80200 ID: 7eda8b

Spend the entire trip ranting at him about all the bad stuff kobolds have done.
>>
No. 80204 ID: 7eda8b

Also, make out with him.
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No. 80205 ID: 88d217
File 125878624392.jpg - (83.45KB , 565x600 , what is she doing.jpg )
80205

Yeah, silk. This will work nicely. Let's get a thread...
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No. 80207 ID: 91caa1

>>80205
What are you doing..?
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No. 80216 ID: 88d217
File 12587872485.jpg - (54.76KB , 595x506 , cutebold flight deterrant .jpg )
80216

All right, you wanna be condescending you little asshole? I can be an asshole too. Now see, a monster would have ripped off your face by now, or at least not made this nice little cradle here so the grenade I just strapped to your back won't cut into your little neck as you navigate our asses to that oasis before we both die out here. Well, I suppose you've got enough blood in you to keep me going for a day or so, unless you get walking.

He doesn't say anything, maybe next time he'll think twice about opening his smart ass mouth.
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No. 80217 ID: 91caa1

John would be proud.
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No. 80220 ID: 7eda8b

Nice work.

Ask him how far away it is.
>>
No. 80222 ID: 632862

>>80216
I hope that leash is long enough so you won't pull the pin by accident. Like if he stumbles and falls.
>>
No. 80225 ID: 632862

>>80222
So anyway.

Give him the spinny dial thing and tell him to make sure we keep going West.
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No. 80236 ID: 88d217
File 125878925331.jpg - (136.46KB , 1000x600 , oasis.jpg )
80236

>>80204
Now that's just disgusting, who knows what kind of diseases they carry?

>>80196
I don't think that will be necessary

>>80200
Good idea, his people are genocidal maniacs when they get together, I'll make sure to tell him about everyone I know that's been killed, innocent and raider alike. At least the raiders knew what they were getting into, hell, I do it for the sheer thrill of just shootin and lootin! Those kids though... man, sounds like the stories they tell about Rain, but with more 'leaving them to rot' and less eating them.

Oh shit, there's a caravan at the oasis, and me with only six bullets. Guess I'll have to think of some other way to make a profit out of this.

Wait a fuckin second here, am I hallucinating already? I'm really damn thirsty, I dare not drink all my water though. No matter how many times I blink, whatever these things are don't go away. I've got no idea what the fuck to do here.
>>
No. 80242 ID: 91caa1

>>80236
It's not a hallucination, though you might want to take a sip of water. Slosh it around in your mouth a bit to make it count.

Apart from that, ask the cutebold what he sees, and remind him you have that grenade on his back.
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No. 80243 ID: 91caa1

>>80236
It's not a hallucination, though you might want to take a sip of water. Slosh it around in your mouth a bit to make it count.

Apart from that, ask the cutebold what he sees, and remind him you have that grenade on his back.
>>
No. 80244 ID: 7eda8b

...Pretend you're not a raider?

What should we know about caravans?
>>
No. 80246 ID: 632862

>>80236
It's gonna be hard not to look suspicious while you're leading a kobold around on a leash.
>>
No. 80247 ID: e3f578

>>80236
>Now that's just disgusting, who knows what kind of diseases they carry?

Oh, so your up to drinking his blood, gruesomely pummeling him and threatening him with an ingeniously cruel contraption, plus shooting and looting everybody, yet your not willing to do the whole Rain experience?

Rain would do something a lot more horrible and be unconcerned of the diseases you know.

Hell, I'm sure the kobold equivalent wouldn't care. She'd make tons of little, genetically diverse, powerful monsters.

Just what kind of pansy ass raider are you?
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No. 80252 ID: 88d217
File 125879046027.jpg - (75.02KB , 1000x600 , ohgodwat.jpg )
80252

>>80242
This water tastes like fruit.

>>80244
But I kinda am.
Caravans are usually a pretty easy target, but they usually aren't carrying much cash, usually odds and ends or trade goods.

>>80246
it's thin enough that you can't see it unless you are looking for it and I can make him wear his poncho

I'm gonna ask the bold [sniff] what he sees and if it-whoa [sniff] what the fuck?

>I sees a caravan, yellow [sniff]wit err, things I dunno, everything looks meeltyyy [sniff]

why's it cold?
>>
No. 80254 ID: 91caa1

>>80252
Grab him by the neck and ask him what the drink was.
>>
No. 80255 ID: 476456

Wipe his nose so it doesnt look like you just beat the shit out of him.
>>
No. 80257 ID: 632862

>>80254
It was her water. It's not the water doing this. It's the 'caravan'.
>>
No. 80259 ID: 8b7db1

>>80252
...I think you BOTH are tripping, so it's probably not the juice. Stick together, because right now, you are the only allies that EITHER of you have got.
This might be a kind of MENTAL ASSAULT.
>>
No. 80260 ID: 632862

>>80252
Stop looking at the caravan for a while, and get the kobold to do the same. It's probably full of ilithid or something.
>>
No. 80276 ID: 88d217
File 125879192711.jpg - (138.32KB , 1000x600 , trippin balls.jpg )
80276

lemme get that for y-[sniff] you
Everything's all florpy.

Drink was [sniff]my water, shouldn'ta tasted fruity

'lithids aren't near that big. Nasty fuckin slavers, they are.[sniff] They don't drive around in wagons either.

I'm not lookin at it. I can smell [sniff] flowers, I think. My nose is runnin.

What was that? I think I saw something fly by. I've gotta be trippin my ass off, maybe I've been in the heat too long.

what the fuck am I doing?
>>
No. 80277 ID: 632862

>>80276
Grab the kobold and get away from the oasis! It's in the air!
>>
No. 80278 ID: 8b7db1

>>80276
Shit, your nose is probably bleeding too! Try to get away to clear your head!
>>
No. 80282 ID: 91caa1

>>80276
You've probably been hit with a tranquilizer. Somehow. Or someone's fucking with your head. Or... I don't know really. Grab the cutebold and ask him what's happening, tell him if you fall unconscious he'll die.

Bluff that one of course. Not the wisest thing to do, pull a pin before losing consciousness.
>>
No. 80291 ID: 7eda8b

Grab bold. Run in random direction. BE CAREFUL NOT TO PRIME THE GRENADE.
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No. 80297 ID: 88d217
File 125879358184.jpg - (169.89KB , 1000x600 , go go go.jpg )
80297

It's getting better as I run the fuck away, I think. I can tell that the sun's setting now but I'm still trippin pretty hard. The farther away I get the more solid things seem. I feel light headed...
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No. 80298 ID: 476456

oh man that stuffed animal you're holding looks adorable, you should totally hug it.
>>
No. 80301 ID: f4963f

>>80297
First Squirrel and now you.

I declare this official Trippin' Balls week.
>>
No. 80303 ID: 91caa1

>>80297
Hug your little baby and tell it you're going on an ADVENTURE and that mommy loves him.
>>
No. 80304 ID: 632862

>>80297
Don't run too far, now. You want to be able to see where the oasis is. Sit down. Swear profusely.
>>
No. 80305 ID: a1ac99

>>80297
Slaver that uses a caravan of enslaved creatures as a front to get more slaves, perhaps? Could be bad news. Information that people would pay good money to know, maybe?
>>
No. 80307 ID: 7eda8b

Be incredibly careful not to prime the grenade.
>>
No. 80335 ID: 88d217
File 125882140973.jpg - (59.33KB , 583x296 , waking up.jpg )
80335

Ugh, where the hell am I? Oh right, lost in the fuckin desert. Shit, I sure am thirsty, and my canteen is empty. I can't smell anything but blood, what's going on? Ugh, it's night time.

Eww gross, I touched it while I was sleeping!
>>
No. 80336 ID: 8e18cd

>>80335

What exactly happened there?
>>
No. 80338 ID: 300dfc

>>80335
Snuggle closer. You could use the heat.
>>
No. 80339 ID: c0f3bf

Well you're up now. Nudge the kobold, check for grenade.
>>
No. 80340 ID: 135d9a

>>80335
Looks like you got busted in the nose somehow.

At least that grenade didn't go off. As cool as that idea was, it seems a touch impractical.
>>
No. 80341 ID: 3b61bc

>>80335
Serious, ewww.
Is it still alive, make sure it's not starting to scream and alerts anyone.
And how are you? Slowly get into a crouch and check the surroundings. Also look how much of your stuff was lost while you were tripping balls.
>>
No. 80345 ID: e7666f

>>80340
Could be psychic backlash... He nose doesn't look damaged.
Any stories other than the usual ones about mirages and cactus juice on the topic of trippy episodes in the desert?
>>
No. 80346 ID: 91caa1

Wake the cutebold and ask him what the hell happened.
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No. 80384 ID: 88d217
File 125883570985.jpg - (84.54KB , 725x475 , bold kickan gaems.jpg )
80384

I seem to have all my crap, and the kobold's got all of his, with the grenade still secureley attached to his back. Except I have no water now. Never heard of or seen anything like that before. There's some weird shit out in the middle of nowhere sometimes, but I've never heard of something like this.

The kobold doesn't know shit, of course. I'm not too sure where to go.

>>80338
Gross, I've probably already got some kind of fleas from being this close to him.
>>
No. 80386 ID: c0f3bf

Ask kobold what the last thing he can remember is.
>>
No. 80387 ID: 7eda8b

Ask him if he has any idea where you are, or how to get anywhere.
>>
No. 80389 ID: 476456

Man, you two sure bleed from the nose a lot. I wonder what else you have in common.

also he was probably tripping less than you, ask if he remembers the way back.
>>
No. 80390 ID: 9e9b47

Don't ask him shit, try to find something cool.
>>
No. 80392 ID: e3f578

Stop worrying about the damn diseases and fleas, you coward. Your people love close contact with [i]things that don't even move[i/].
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No. 80393 ID: 3b61bc

The grenade is a fun idea, but if you blow it up you'll lose its precious liquid.
There have to be raider camps or something similar around, right? Any idea how to reach one of those. It's night, can you navigate by the stars?
>>
No. 80394 ID: 632862

>>80384
Scan the horizon to find the oasis again. Maybe the trippy things left.
>>
No. 80396 ID: 88d217
File 125883703464.jpg - (48.05KB , 441x364 , bold handprint.jpg )
80396

His nosebleed appears to have been smeared across his face.

>>80386
He remembers flying?

>>80387
He says he can get back to the oasis but doesn't know where there are any settlements around.

>>80389
He said he was a "Green Man," I think he got it worse than me. He can get us back there though.

>>80392
Hey you creep, just 'cause you like to fuck dead bodies and get worms or something doesn't mean everybody does.

>>80393
I have no idea how to navigate, somebody else usually did that.
>>
No. 80397 ID: aba0a3

If you must, pick a constellation and travel towards it. It's your only guaranteed marker at night. It might be better to make sort of a tent and sleep during the day until you get out of the desert.
>>
No. 80398 ID: e3f578

It was less necrophilia and more stereotyping Sergals that made that comment.

Just... just ask if he's straight enough on his feet to get moving. We should get moving soon. Check the sky for smoke, we wanna get as far away from anything with a smoke stack because it could be his cavalry or some shit like that.
>>
No. 80399 ID: 3b61bc

Stumbling aimlessly around in the desert is pretty much certain death, the oasis is only possible death.
So unless you know something else, go back there and be extra careful this time. Better gag the vermin, lest he does something stupid like alerting someone.
>>
No. 80400 ID: 8e18cd

>>80396

Well tell him to wipe that blood off his face. It's fucking disgusting looking. Our boots need proper licking too...
>>
No. 80401 ID: 632862

>>80396
Alright, get moving towards the oasis again.
>>
No. 80404 ID: 7eda8b

Looks like it's oasis or wander-in-the-desert-til-you-die.

Approach the oasis from upwind this time. And observe it carefully from far away.
>>
No. 80412 ID: 88d217
File 125884220340.jpg - (92.71KB , 1000x600 , oasis.jpg )
80412

Wipe that blood off of your face, you look fucking stupid.
>yes.

OK we went way around this time, and approached from the other side, no weird feelings or signs of that fucked up caravan. At least it's not so damn hot anymore.
>>
No. 80413 ID: 632862

>>80412
Looks safe! Get ye some water.
>>
No. 80414 ID: c0f3bf

Check out that palm tree. Looks suspicious...
>>
No. 80415 ID: 3b61bc

Sneak closer to the oasis and be prepared for an ambush.
Any way to to secure your food while you scout the oasis? Dragging him along while trying to be sneaky might prove difficult.
When was your last meal anyways?
>>
No. 80417 ID: 8e18cd

>>80412

If the oasis is safe, tell that disgusting little shit to hop out of his clothes and clean itself. If he dies we don't want to catch anything from eating filthy meat.
>>
No. 80422 ID: e3f578

>>80417
Just don't let him know your planning to eat him if he does die. If the kobold loses all hope of survival in the desert then he may pull the grenades latch himself and dive after you, taking you out with him.
>>
No. 80423 ID: 7eda8b

Get some water.

Test it on the bold first.
>>
No. 80452 ID: 88d217
File 125884650694.jpg - (90.78KB , 1000x600 , well1.jpg )
80452

He pushes the lid aside a bit and says there's no bucket. Fuck. If it's not one damn thing it's another.
>>
No. 80456 ID: 632862

>>80452
What's that purple thing on the celing?
>>
No. 80458 ID: 8e18cd

>>80456

Yeah. Tell him to inspect that thing.
>>
No. 80459 ID: 8e18cd

>>80456

Yeah. Tell him to inspect that thing. Also - make a waterskin to pull the water out of the well.
>>
No. 80462 ID: 34470e

>>80459
Threaten him if he doesn't inspect the thing.
>>
No. 80464 ID: 3b61bc

>>80462
Threaten him either way, just for fun.
>>
No. 80465 ID: e3f578

Nah, don't go too rough on him. Like I said, even if he does deserve it he'll go psycho suicidal on your ass eventually.

Just tell him without the abuse unless it'd be less work to look to the left of your eye-level. Seriously, that thing is just to your left.
>>
No. 80477 ID: 91caa1

>>80452
We're going to play "Shark Fishing."

You have a rope right? Lower him into the well and tell him to fill the canteens.
>>
No. 80596 ID: 7eda8b

>>80477
If they had rope, they could just lower the canteens.

That said, maybe they can use strips of cloth.
>>
No. 81187 ID: 361702

>>80452
Let's try something insane, get the wire from his grenade and tie it around the canteens that should work. If it's not long enough use some cloth.
Then refresh yourself and start talking with the little twit.
It would be interesting to know, who he is, what his job is and why he was outsite of the behemoth.
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No. 81477 ID: 88d217
File 125917331951.jpg - (13.98KB , 267x240 , thing.jpg )
81477

Ah shit, I don't have a rope. I could use the string to carefully lower a canteen down there, and get some though. The water tastes fine, no trippin' out or anything.



Now let's take a look at this thing. He can't tell what the thing is but I can see it better. I'm not sure what the fuck it is either. Looks like some kind of growth or something.
>>
No. 81478 ID: 476456

do we have a stick to poke it with?
>>
No. 81479 ID: 8e18cd

>>81477

Try to grab it and give it a closer look.
>>
No. 81480 ID: 4cf70b

>>81477
Don't you dare touch it. Find a stone and hit it from a distance.

Or make the Kobold eat it.
>>
No. 81481 ID: 93385b

>>81477
You have a fucking huge knife, poke it with that if you really have to.
and let go of it in case something unexpected happens.
>>
No. 81484 ID: dda9dd

>>81477
I'll bet it conceals an eye or tentacles, or hallucinogenic spores or some other madness within.
>>
No. 81485 ID: e7666f

Thrown stone, stick, then knife.
Then ignore it, fill the canteens and figure out how to get out of the desert.
>>
No. 81489 ID: 88d217
File 125917809758.jpg - (72.14KB , 762x509 , thing2.jpg )
81489

Hmm, the nodules on the arm things push in when I poke them with something.
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No. 81490 ID: 4cf70b

>>81489
It lives! Shoot it!
>>
No. 81491 ID: 476456

Yeah lets stop poking that.
>>
No. 81492 ID: 93385b

Shooting it seems unnecessary, might be even dangerous.
draw your gun, keep your distance and observe it.
The vermin can get water.
>>
No. 81493 ID: 7eda8b

Oh, hey. It's biotech from that underground city.

Keep poking it.
>>
No. 81494 ID: 2cbe3e

>>81489

Try saying hello in a cautious manner.
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No. 81499 ID: b8f915

>>81489
if there's something like spores in it, it would be better to burn it ... or catch it and put it in a bag or clothes and throw it away until you finished your stay ... are you hungry?
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No. 81518 ID: 88d217
File 125918712489.jpg - (135.70KB , 1000x600 , pokin at it.jpg )
81518

OK, I took the grenade off his back and used the string and a canteen to get water with. Now I wanna fuck with this thing up here. I can't pry it off, it's rooted or glued or something. It's not responsive to me just prodding at it.

The kobold is asleep now but I can kick him awake if I need to ask him all that shit.
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No. 81520 ID: 34470e

>>81518
Spit on it. If nothing happens, then drizzle a little water on it.
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No. 81521 ID: 93385b

>>81518
Staying away doesn't work like this goddamit.
If you really want to fuck with that thing use the vermin as guinea pig at least, do you want to get hurt or what?
Tell us when you get hungry, I know lots of cutebold recipes.
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No. 81530 ID: b8f915

>>81518
if it can't move from there it can't bite you ... that's good i hope it's not part of something greater ... maybe it's the sprout of an arm of an arm of something really big :/ you can still try to cut of one of the nodules if you're REALLY nosey
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No. 81540 ID: a1ac99

>>81518
This may be the thing that triggered the tripping balls moment earlier on. It's likely full of some kind of spores that cause hallucinations.

Use the knife to try and pry the little slit on its face open. If a powder falls out, have the kobold smell it and see if he experiences the same thing as before. If he does, this isn't a good to sleep until that thing's good and gone.

Though, given how powerful the effects were, what do you think a more refined version would sell for?
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No. 81542 ID: 632862

>>81518
Poke all the nodules at the same time. Two with your fingers/hand-held objects, the third with your nose.
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No. 81547 ID: b8f915
File 125919598497.png - (46.59KB , 450x450 , 1190715010343.png )
81547

>>81542
and then that thing will fold out and eat her face ... or worse
>>
No. 81756 ID: 8e18cd

>>81518

Pry it off with a knife
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No. 81845 ID: eaec5a

>>81518
Leave that shit alone.
>>
No. 81848 ID: 88d217
File 125927945865.jpg - (80.54KB , 762x509 , thing2.jpg )
81848

>>81520
That didn't do anything, really.

>>81521
I'm not sure I want to eat or otherwise damage my only ticket out of here yet

>>81530
I don't think it can conceal anything bigger than my fist stuck to that block of stone like it is.

>>81540
Hmm, that's a good idea, if there's something trippy inside I can probably find a buyer...

There's some kinda fucked up little hard things on stalks inside of there.

>>81542
I'll try this next unless there's something else. I don't want to damage it yet in case it explodes or something.
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No. 81850 ID: fa673e

>>81848
KILL IT FIRE

DO IT
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No. 81851 ID: 4cf70b

>>81848
Look, if you're gonna keep poking at it anyways, you might as well just stuff it up your ass right now and get the alien rape over with quicker.
>>
No. 81853 ID: 373167

>>81848
You stupid suicidal dusty bitch.
Check your first aid kit for something to help you with that useless thing.
Preferable something to cover the madness stalks, rubber gloves and some tape maybe.
Anything except touching it with your over sized nose.
>>
No. 81856 ID: 4ec80f

>>81848
looks like spawn ... maybe it's an egg sack
can you pull out one of these things and open it? ...

oh i hope they're not tentacles or stings
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No. 81864 ID: 88d217
File 125928264431.jpg - (130.00KB , 733x600 , turn joor head und cough.jpg )
81864

I've got nothin to start a fire with.
>>81851
You're the type of psuedo-faggot that likes to have his shit pushed in while you're fuckin a lady, aren't you?

>>81853
Whoa there needle dick! Didn't your momma ever teach you not to talk to a fuckin lady like that?
It so happens that I do have some duran gloves in my kit, though. Fucker.
>>
No. 81867 ID: 373167

>>81864
I sure know how to talk to a Lady, show me one and you'll see.
Be careful not to damage the gloves with your stupid claws. Any scissors or scalpels to work on it in your kit? And you'll need something to store the stuff you'll extract, pillbox maybe.

All for some dope you don't even really need.
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No. 81872 ID: 88d217
File 125928439250.jpg - (104.22KB , 762x509 , thing2.jpg )
81872

>>81867
Oh, you're blind as well as an asshole? I guess I shouldn't make fun of the handicapped, then.


OK when all three of the nodules are pressed this long-ass tube thingy shoots out of the top.
>>
No. 81873 ID: 476456

try uh..dipping it in water.
>>
No. 81875 ID: 4ec80f

>>81864
heh lady or not ... that are beautiful blue eyes
>>
No. 81876 ID: 373167

>>81872
Well, if I was blind I couldn't see your nice blue eyes.
Getting really dangerous now, looks like some kind of Ovipositor to me. Grab it and try to redirect whatever comes out of it in some kind of container. You prepared one like I told you, right?
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No. 81885 ID: 4d77df

>>81872
wow touching that with your nose would've been fun
i wonder what happens if you fill something in it ... maybe the juice of the cutebold
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No. 81889 ID: 88d217
File 125928681727.jpg - (94.31KB , 762x509 , thing2.jpg )
81889

OK let me gra- Aw shit! It went back in when I took my finger off! Dammit why can't things ever be simple?

I'm not too sure what to do here. I'm not putting it in my mouth, before any of you sick fucks get that idea.
>>
No. 81890 ID: 476456

well you could cooperate with the kobold..he's going to have to sit on your shoulders though.
>>
No. 81891 ID: 4d77df

>>81889
wake the cutebold and lift him on the wall,
he can fill it with something or push the nodules for you
>>
No. 81901 ID: 632862

>>81891
If the kobold is put on top of the wall itself so he's above the purple thing, he can manipulate the tube so it falls into the well.
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No. 81904 ID: 88d217
File 125929084957.jpg - (106.00KB , 762x509 , thing2.jpg )
81904

Well the recalcitrant little nosefucker doesn't want to touch it. He's "Scared" of it.

And me without a hand free to point a gun at him, damn.
>>
No. 81905 ID: 476456

Tell him you wont beat him savagely, which is a much more frightening thing. if he does it.
>>
No. 81906 ID: 632862

>>81904
Is he scared of the tube, or the whole thing? Perhaps he is willing to push the nodule your right hand is pressing?
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No. 81910 ID: 4d77df

>>81904

isn't there a tweezer or forceps in that medikit for that little coward?

he can still take his juicebox and put the drinking straw in the tube
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No. 82126 ID: 373167

>>81904
You just have to be even scarier than the purple thing, I'm sure you can manage that.
Show him your most charming smile.
>>
No. 82127 ID: 34470e

>>82126
Then say "We can do this the easy way or the fun way."
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No. 82149 ID: 88d217
File 12593391603.jpg - (23.14KB , 1000x600 , well1.jpg )
82149

I tell him if he doesn't stick that thing in his canteen I'm gonna come up there and beat the shit out of him. That seemed to work. He says it is sucking the water out.

>>81875
Why thank you! This is how a gentleman behaves.
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No. 82150 ID: 8e18cd

>>82149

It's probably an Illithd pod with tadpoles. And that 'hose' is for hydrating it.

In other words = UH OH
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No. 82151 ID: 88d217
File 12593394518.jpg - (107.55KB , 762x509 , thing2.jpg )
82151

> a secret has been revealed!
A clear red bead grows out of the thing but then it stops.
>>
No. 82152 ID: 8e18cd

>>82151

Try grabbing it?
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No. 82153 ID: 0d1fe9

That better not be a dick growing(i'm assuming it's a sack of water or something growing actually.), anyway it seems to need more water to fill it up so chuck the tube down the well.
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No. 82160 ID: e7666f

>>82151
Get another bottle of water in the thing.
>>
No. 82161 ID: 900ca0

Try to control the growth. Water not from the well, only the vermin.
Can you, or your food, pull the bead out? Several small ones might be better than a single big.
>>
No. 82183 ID: 26fdbf

>>82151
yeay tiny red balls ... try to make more
if it's possible let the bold eat one.
if it's not eatable ... pack it away for later.
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No. 82212 ID: 88d217
File 125935691879.jpg - (118.91KB , 1000x600 , blobthing.jpg )
82212

Using the canteen is a pain in the ass, I just get him to throw the fucker in the well. The bead swells up slowly into some kinda fucked up blob thing or something.
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No. 82213 ID: 476456

..what were we doing again..
>>
No. 82214 ID: 8e18cd

>>82212

I don't like the look of this. Is it solid? Is it some kind of a bladder?

Try dissecting it with a knife
>>
No. 82215 ID: fa673e

BECOME ONE WITH THE BLOB
>>
No. 82218 ID: 26fdbf

>>82212
nice ... a gigantic water sucking Tick ...
how is that supposed to be useful?
>>
No. 82219 ID: 900ca0

Why are you even messing around with that shit?
Don't cut it or anything crazy, get a sample with a syringe and test it on the boldling to see what happens
>>
No. 82220 ID: 44cc6c

>>82212
It looks delicious. Take a bite and tell us how it tastes.
>>
No. 82222 ID: 88d217

Keep an eye on that cutebold
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No. 82223 ID: 88d217
File 125935879118.jpg - (137.94KB , 1000x600 , i have a blob.jpg )
82223

Ok I can just pull it off, it's like a big blob of some kinda thick gel like stuff, don't know what the fuck it is exactly. I can cut it and smell it, or make the kobold eat it, and see what happens.
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No. 82224 ID: 44cc6c

>>82223
Feed it to the Kobold.
>>
No. 82225 ID: c0f3bf

Cut it up, poisoning the cutebold wouldn't be very productive.
>>
No. 82227 ID: 26fdbf

>>82223
i don't think walking around with it would be intelligent ... try feed it the bold
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No. 82230 ID: 8e18cd

>>82225

Cut it up. Wasting it on our little bitch would be stupid. Who will help us navigate?

Besides we'll possibly need him later as our war thropy
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No. 82233 ID: 6550ad

Cut it up and drink/eat it.
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No. 82235 ID: 26fdbf

>>82233
don't drink/eat it first ... the cutebold could try to kill you if it's poisonous
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No. 82236 ID: 88d217
File 12593622604.jpg - (111.51KB , 1000x600 , eat it faget.jpg )
82236

Ok he's not gonna want to eat this shit.
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No. 82237 ID: 8ec3f9

>>82236
dude it looks yummy. I'd do it.
>>
No. 82238 ID: 44cc6c

>>82236
Grab his crotch to make him squeal - that's when you stuff it in his mouth.
>>
No. 82239 ID: 476456

Just hope it doesnt give him superpowers or someone else is going to be leading this escapade.
>>
No. 82240 ID: 8e18cd

Seriously though. Why are we trying to kill our navigator?
>>
No. 82241 ID: 900ca0

>>82236
Give him a really small dose, it's a very small vermin. This way whatever happens won't be as extreme.
be ready to put him down if he really goes berserk or something.
And not wanting to is no option for him.
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No. 82242 ID: 632862

>>82236
Take a sniff.
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No. 82244 ID: 8e18cd

>>82241

Strip him down and tie him then for safety
>>
No. 82245 ID: 26fdbf

>>82236
that stuff won't give him super powers ... you're still greater and stronger even if he goes Bad shit crazy
>>
No. 82255 ID: 9e9b47

Pinch his nose, force it in his mouth when he gasps for air.
>>
No. 82276 ID: 88d217
File 125937010522.jpg - (119.02KB , 560x579 , they have to do the same thing with vegetables.jpg )
82276

>>82237
>>82238
>>82239
>>82240
>>82241
>>82242
>>82244
>>82245

Oh, I'll tie him up and give him a bit of it and- eh, fuckit.

Eat this shit and let's see what happens!
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No. 82278 ID: 8ec3f9
File 125937026737.jpg - (8.19KB , 199x192 , Science mother fuckers.jpg )
82278

>>82276
this is kinda hot.
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No. 82279 ID: 8e18cd

>>82276

He will thank us later. Observe what happens.

Also: you forgot the pants.
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No. 82280 ID: af3e6d

In most quests, we have too much sympathy for way too many things. In this one, we're essentially torturing a short, cute, nazi. I approve.
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No. 82282 ID: 44cc6c
File 125937045271.jpg - (126.43KB , 590x397 , excellent.jpg )
82282

>>82276
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No. 82283 ID: fa673e
File 125937051158.jpg - (11.64KB , 307x239 , 1247214474930.jpg )
82283

Finally we can get to the important question

WAS IT STRAWBERRY OR CHERRY FLAVOURED?
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No. 82284 ID: 34470e

>>82283
What if it's raspberry?
>>
No. 82285 ID: fa673e
File 12593707693.jpg - (46.92KB , 318x318 , 1257791850620.jpg )
82285

>>82284
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No. 82289 ID: 26fdbf

>>82276
i bet he lost all hope in humanity :D
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No. 82292 ID: 88d217
File 125937126621.jpg - (57.48KB , 488x469 , nose licks oh murr.jpg )
82292

He seems to like it. I don't see anything bad happen.
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No. 82295 ID: 8ec3f9

>>82292
did his nose get less purple? DID WE FIND WHAT MAKES HEALTH POTIONS!?
>>
No. 82296 ID: 44cc6c

>>82292
Poke him with a stick and aks him what it tasted like.
>>
No. 82298 ID: dda9dd

>>82292
The effects may take a while... how much did he have?
>>
No. 82300 ID: 26fdbf

>>82292
let's wait ... maybe he gets addicted and will tell you want you want for more >:3
>>
No. 82302 ID: 900ca0

>>82292
Well, let him tied up just in case and ask how he's feeling, in an unfriendly way of course.
Do you know enough 'bout medicine to monitor his vitals?
>>
No. 82306 ID: fa673e
File 125937187866.jpg - (12.51KB , 274x203 , rockygrin.jpg )
82306

Time to play doctor.
>>
No. 82307 ID: 9e9b47

Try a little yourself.
>>
No. 82309 ID: 66e906

Wolf that shit down.
>>
No. 82315 ID: af3e6d

>>82309
Wolfshark that shit down.
>>
No. 82318 ID: 632862

>>82292
Ask him why his nose is so purple, anyway. It was pink when we met him.
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No. 82321 ID: 900ca0
File 12593731454.jpg - (24.29KB , 220x220 , anger.jpg )
82321

>>82307
>>82309
>>82315
That's not the point of testing something, damn tards.
>>
No. 82322 ID: 88d217
File 125937321188.jpg - (103.18KB , 763x511 , molestan tiems.jpg )
82322

>>82295
nah it doesn't look like it
>>82296
He says it was good.
>>82298
'Bout a handful.
>>82302
That would be nice, but I don't think he knows much of anything important

>>82300
Nothin's off with his vitals.

>>82318
That would be because a hand contacted it several times at high speed in rapid succsssion.

>>82307
I'll try it after I observe him and make sure there's nothing wrong. He wants me to untie him so he can sleep.
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No. 82323 ID: 9e9b47

>>82322

Let him free and tell him to get some sleep.
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No. 82324 ID: fa673e
File 125937336086.jpg - (26.00KB , 243x217 , 1259171202117.jpg )
82324

It sleeps with its limbs tied or else it gets the hose again.
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No. 82325 ID: 900ca0

Let it sleep tied up, damn thing should be glad you don't kill it.
Try to nap yourself if your tired. I assume, as a raider, you're sleeping light enough to wake up if something happens.
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No. 82326 ID: 632862

>>82322
How exactly are you going to make sure he doesn't get away while you sleep? You'd want to make sure he has no hope of survival if he runs. Like, by tying both canteens to your person while you sleep.

Come to think of it, you should probably travel at night and sleep during the day anyway. You'll use less water that way.
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No. 82336 ID: 26fdbf

>>82326
tie him on the palm tree or something ... he can't move then and you can sleep too
>>
No. 82343 ID: 66e906

Keep him tied and examine the well. Can you determine its depth, water level? Might it lead anywhere interesting, such as an underground river?
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No. 82409 ID: 88d217
File 125937940597.jpg - (96.41KB , 610x558 , lick it murrgal.jpg )
82409

Hmm, this stuff isn't that bad, I could eat more of it. It's not exactly fruity, sweet, or meaty or anything, but it has a pleasant flavor nonetheless. I can't exactly place it. I'll leave the bold tied up under the overhang while I check out the well.
>>
No. 82413 ID: 87583b

>>82409
Is it sugary?
>>
No. 82414 ID: af3e6d

>>82409
Well, you're in the middle of the desert and it's edible. Excellent. Got any way to bring it with you when you leave?
>>
No. 82415 ID: fa673e

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

We're about to enter on a culinary journey through space and time!

(Gather that shit. We're gonna make a fortune here.)
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No. 82416 ID: dda9dd

>>82409
Let him have a little more for being a good little bolding/test subject.
>>
No. 82417 ID: 632862

>>82409
If I had to guess, I'd say this was a method to carry extra water in a solid form.

P.S. not sweet, fruity or meaty? That leaves salty, sour and bitter... it tastes like semen, doesn't it? You dirty girl you.
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No. 82421 ID: 87583b

Use the jello stuff as dye and paint those red tear marks down your eyes like the Brutal General.

Or use the cutebold's blood. Either way.
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No. 82432 ID: 88d217
File 125938208353.jpg - (94.88KB , 654x467 , dont choke on it.jpg )
82432

>>82417
No, it does not, but I'm sure you're familiar with that taste.

It's actually a cool, kind of spicy, I dunno. It's very hard to place.

>>82421
That Rain character the old people tell stories about to frighten children? Come on now. That's silly, I'm not a kid.

>>82416
He's asleep, I can kick his ass awake again though.

Too bad I don't have a way to keep this shit, I bet it's probably worth something.
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No. 82433 ID: dda9dd

>>82432
Does the plant/growth seem to have any seeds or spores?
>>
No. 82437 ID: 632862

>>82432
Like... a bellpepper?
>>
No. 82445 ID: 8008ee

be careful while discovering the well,
the pinioned bold can't and won't help you if something happens down there.
>>
No. 82454 ID: 88d217
File 125938492296.jpg - (102.28KB , 1000x600 , there is a hole here.jpg )
82454

>>82433
Nah just the thing stuck to the rock there.

>>82437
A what?

>>82445
I'm sure he'd be oh so happy to help if he wasn't.

Well this well is darker than a gobbo's snatch, I can't see shit down there. Can hear water sounds though.
>>
No. 82457 ID: c0f3bf

How tired are you?
>>
No. 82458 ID: 6164e0

>>82454
In the interest of passing time, try to recall the most hilariously racist joke you know about those dirty gobbos, or those damnable kobolds.
>>
No. 82459 ID: c1b520

>>82454
I'm just curious as to how he came about the knowledge as to how dark a gobbo's snatch is.
>>
No. 82460 ID: 718d88

>>82459

gobbos live in subterranean tunnels.

sun does not shin on one's crotch.

therefore gobbo crotch is 2X darker than normal crotch.
>>
No. 82468 ID: 8008ee

>>82454
Damn Desert allaround and no mummies ... too bad those things burn like hell and would make a good torch.
>>
No. 82538 ID: 476456

well, might as well untie the kobold and go back to sleep,holding him of course so he doesnt try anything.
>>
No. 83214 ID: 88d217
File 125952426087.jpg - (101.33KB , 1000x600 , good morning sunshine.jpg )
83214

>>82458
I didn't want to stay awake all night. There are too many to think of.

>>82468
A what?

>>82538
I did untie him. This morning.

Man it's bright again. Dammit. The kobold says that he can get me to a town if we travel all day. Is there anything else I should check out here?
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No. 83230 ID: 964033

>>83214
tie him back up and get some sleep.
>>
No. 83232 ID: fa673e

Eat more spice goo.

Become the Kwisatz Haderach.
>>
No. 83238 ID: 51d0f5

What kind of town, though?

Also, I vote you rant at him more about all the bad stuff his folks have done, and then let him go when he's no longer of use to you, rather than killing him. That way he'll tell the others, and they'll have the mistaken impression that you're vaguely merciful.
>>
No. 83240 ID: fa673e

>>83238
Oh yeah, this is important.
It might be a kobold town.
>>
No. 83259 ID: 2b34ac

>>83232
This.
>>
No. 83265 ID: bc74c3

>>83214
the City could be a trap, walking into a crowd of Cutebolds with a not well treated hostage after 2 days without sleep would be suicide.

Get down the well i'm sure it's at a pleasant temperature if theres a cave you may get some sleep too.
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No. 83277 ID: b2d752

>>83214
Town sounds good. But really, what kinda town? Who around here is friendly or at least neutral towards Sergal Raiders with well shaped heads.
It's also a trap and you have to be double cautious when he leads you anywhere.
Sleeping for the day and traveling in the night sounds good. Walking all day through the desert just to reach a possible enemy town at night is almost suicide.
>>
No. 83316 ID: 88d217
File 125953925057.jpg - (121.14KB , 1000x600 , thinking.jpg )
83316

>>83230
Traveling at night is probably a better idea, but I'm fuckin wide awake

>>83232
I really can't eat any more of that stuff, I had a whole bunch last night and I'm still not hungry.

If the town is actually a town, it should contain a decent mix of species, probably mostly gobbos though. I'm pretty sure we are nowhere near any fortified city or anything.

I'll need a plan, though.
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No. 83319 ID: 964033

>>83316
Put the grenade back on the kobold as he leads you to the town.
>>
No. 83321 ID: 51d0f5

Just lead him around sans grenade. What's he gonna do, outrun you?
>>
No. 83322 ID: dda9dd

>>83316
There could be a passage at the bottom of that well.
>>
No. 83326 ID: b2d752

Can you fashion some kinda makeshift nose ring to lead him around? You just need a cannula some wire and sanitizer, if you want to be fancy.
And the plan would be walking in the night you suicidal bitch, but you won't have any of that will you?
Just look out for any patrols and be cautious when you approach the town.
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No. 83328 ID: 632862

There's no way to get down there, aside from making a rope out of every piece of clothing available.

It's also very dark, and we have no light source. So basically going down would be a bad idea. It might be worth looking into the well now that it's daylight, though. Perhaps there's something visible on the inside wall?
>>
No. 83335 ID: bc74c3

>>83316
you should look in the well first if possible.

anyway are you hallucinating or is that a dust cloud at the horizon ... the tiny thing under the sun ...
>>
No. 83338 ID: 632862

>>83335
Oh hey, that looks like the sun glinting off a shiny object. Like, a car or something?
>>
No. 83342 ID: b2d752

>>83335
>>83338
Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to be moving.
Secure your food ration and sneak up on it. You can do that, right?
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No. 83353 ID: 88d217
File 125954294982.jpg - (113.70KB , 1000x600 , shiny.jpg )
83353

Hmm, it does look like something shiny. Definitely not a dust cloud from a vehicle. If it was something like that I'd be able to hear it anyway, especially 'cause we're downwind. I can't sleep anyway, even if I tried. I have no light source so the well is probably a bad idea right now. if nothing else it's something shiny I can prop up to shine some light down there. I'll gather up the bold and head there.
>>
No. 83361 ID: b2d752

>>83353
Better gag him, he might try to alert them if it's a cutenazi patrol.
Also make it very clear to him that he'll regret it if he tries something funny.
>>
No. 83443 ID: a1ac99

>>83353
Can you see the bottom of the well now that it's bright? Is it all water or is there something else down there? Could be worth a look, in any case.
>>
No. 83446 ID: 51d0f5

Drink water and fill all water containers, then venture out to investigate.
>>
No. 83916 ID: 88d217
File 125962991996.jpg - (62.65KB , 1000x600 , shiny thing.jpg )
83916

There's no way to see down the well, it's pretty deep and pitch dark. The sun doesn't exactly shine straight down it, especially not this early in the morning. I'll gag up the 'bold and haul him with me. I've got the water refilled but I'm not really thirsty.
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No. 83917 ID: 476456

Have him sit on your shoulders as a lookout.
>>
No. 83920 ID: 632862

>>83916
Yep, that's a shiny thing alright. Get closer to it so you can figure out what it is.
>>
No. 83922 ID: 51d0f5

Poke it.
>>
No. 83923 ID: aeb1ea

>>83916
dig it out, maybe you can use it to reflect some light in the well if it's transportable.
>>
No. 83944 ID: 88d217
File 125963334834.jpg - (165.71KB , 1000x600 , dig you dusty.jpg )
83944

Umm, this thing is a good bit bigger than it looks, stuff gets buried fast out here, and can just as quickly become uncovered. No fuckin clue what it is, though. It's metal for sure.
>>
No. 83945 ID: 34470e

>>83944
Is it hollow?
>>
No. 83946 ID: 476456

Ask the cutebold before you touch it.
>>
No. 83951 ID: aeb1ea

>>83944
Ask him, but don't let the cutebold touch it jsut to be sure.

looks like a part of a engine.
>>
No. 83952 ID: 632862

>>83944
Uncover it!
>>
No. 83953 ID: 51d0f5

If it's radioactive or something, there's no easy way to test it on the cutebold first.

Fuckit. Just dig it out.
>>
No. 83954 ID: aeb1ea

>>83951
you could try to open the top with your knife or you dig it out completely.
>>
No. 83962 ID: 88d217
File 125963530981.jpg - (162.15KB , 766x600 , capsule.jpg )
83962

The stupid bold doesn't know anything, of course. Well, there's two types of people in this world. Those with guns, and those who dig...
>A secret has been revealed!

Whatever the fuck this thing is it better be full of loot.
>>
No. 83967 ID: aeb1ea

>>83962
An escape Pod ... prepare yourselfto find a dead body.

seriously there won't be CP3O in this thing.

maybe you can take a look through the window.
>>
No. 83968 ID: 51d0f5

Crack that bitch open.
>>
No. 83977 ID: d1210a

>>83968
...with a drawn gun and a grenade near to hand.

Just in case.
>>
No. 83986 ID: 88d217
File 125963714033.jpg - (179.32KB , 1000x600 , needs more Bowie.jpg )
83986

There's a small figure inside. About 'bold sized. It's got a note or something in one hand and something else in the other hand.
>>
No. 83988 ID: 34470e

>>83986
Read the note
>>
No. 83992 ID: aeb1ea

>>83986
Mmmh ... do you even fit through the hatch?

it looks pretty small ... if that's a Cutebold vehicle, then there could be a weapon inside ... don't let the cutebold in if it's possible.
>>
No. 83995 ID: f44349

>>83986
HUG TOM
READ NOTE
>>
No. 83996 ID: dda9dd

>>83986
I think he's been in there a long loong time.
>>
No. 83999 ID: 51d0f5

Examine both.
>>
No. 84001 ID: 632862

>>83986
Grab the other thing before your prisoner makes a move for it. Wouldn't want him to get his hands on a weapon or something.
>>
No. 84002 ID: f98e0b

>>83986
MUDY?
>>
No. 84003 ID: af3e6d

>>83986
MUDY!
>>
No. 84007 ID: 88d217
File 125963838143.jpg - (98.96KB , 607x512 , is that even writing.jpg )
84007

I think it's been in there a while, for sure. The paper's not crumbly or anything, though. I can't read this scribble shit they call writing.

Score! A flashlight! He has a tiny pencil as well.
>>
No. 84008 ID: 476456

you know the drill.
>>
No. 84009 ID: dda9dd

>>84007
Ask the short one to translate.
>>
No. 84010 ID: f44349

>>84007
COMMAND THE SLAVEBOLD TO READ IT
WE MUST KNOW MAJOR TOM'S LAST WORDS
>>
No. 84012 ID: 51d0f5

I don't think that's real writing. I think kobolds are just good at pretending they know how to write.

Examine the rest of the cabin for stuff worth stealing. Shame you don't have a way to salvage this whole pod. It's gotta be worth something.
>>
No. 84013 ID: aeb1ea

>>84007
that's all? nothing else in there? mmmh
how does the body look? is it even a cutebold?

how about the capsule itself anything in ther you could use? a bag or a medikit? maybe something you could sell ...
>>
No. 84017 ID: 88d217
File 125963953291.jpg - (45.70KB , 404x394 , bold is babies.jpg )
84017

He reads it and starts sniffing like a damn child. Great.
>I'm not *sniff* reading this to you. You're just mean. It's *sniff* not for you.

ooh that little fucker.
>>
No. 84019 ID: 92ffbc

>>84017
eh it's prolly a worthless letter to the bold's loved one or something... make him read it anyways.
>>
No. 84020 ID: aeb1ea

>>84017
who cares ... it's a farewell note ...
you can't prove if he speaks the truth.

rip that capsule in pieces ... there msut be something usefull.
>>
No. 84023 ID: ad7270

>>84017
Clearly it's something sad. Easiest way to find out is with compassion. Use a kind tone of voice. Ask him what's wrong. Use care and tact to extract the information.

Or, you know, point the gun at him and smack him around a bit.
>>
No. 84027 ID: 964033

>>84017
"Maybe if you tell me what it is I'll rub your nose, you little snot."
>>
No. 84028 ID: dda9dd

>>84017
Probably not a problem, likely just a farewell letter.
>>
No. 84031 ID: 51d0f5

Tell him fine, take the note with him. Give it to whoever it's for.

Not like it's real writing anyway.
>>
No. 84032 ID: 476456

Sit him down on your knee and gently explain that you need to hear the note because you dont trust him, and that if he doesnt tell you he's going to figure out what it fees like to have his underwear pulled over his head and around his nose.
>>
No. 84033 ID: af3e6d

>>84017
Prolly something about telling his wife he loves her very much, she knows.

Eeh, let the little shit off this once.
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No. 84034 ID: 88d217
File 125964047636.jpg - (166.89KB , 1000x600 , shouda got repair.jpg )
84034

That little shit, he just keeps saying how mean I am. He's not giving in on this.

>>84020
There's a dead kobold, which is no damn use, and not much else. If any of this shit was valuable I wouldn't know how to remove it without tearing it up anyway. This flashlight is going to come in handy, though.
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No. 84036 ID: 964033

Again,

"Maybe if I tell you what it is I'll rub your nose, you little snot. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, I'll let you have some water."
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No. 84038 ID: 51d0f5

>That little shit, he just keeps saying how mean I am.
Maybe you could stop being a huge bitch for awhile and ask him again.

And yeah, we should have taken Repair. Shoulda taken Navigation, too. Ah well.

Surely there's SOMEthing you can salvage off of this. If not, can you at least figure out a way to mark it so you can find it later with a team? Beyond that, head for town.
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No. 84039 ID: aeb1ea

>>84034
well then ... if you really want to know what's written on this letter .... .... be nice ... otherwise return to the well
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No. 84044 ID: 632862

>>84034
Well, you are pretty mean. He does have a point there. I wonder if you could be a little less rough on him while still getting what you want? He might be a little less inclined to betray or disobey you then.

Let the kobold hang onto the note. Ask him what his name is, anyway. Calling him 'kobold' all the time is getting tiresome.
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No. 84045 ID: af3e6d

>>84034
He may be a horrible monster, but you kinda need him to not-die-in-a-desert right now. Stop being a huge bitch and just tone it down to a moderate one.
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No. 84046 ID: dda9dd

>>84044
Be prepared for some kind of mile long multi-syllabic abomination containing a veritable panoply of adjacent consonants.
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No. 84052 ID: aeb1ea

>>84045
>>84044
>>84038
but she's lovely in her brusque way ...
srsly ... a bold with stockholm syndrome would be more useful and less dangerous.
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No. 84061 ID: 88d217
File 125964276010.jpg - (86.73KB , 1000x600 , how deep does the rabbit hole go.jpg )
84061

The little snot's name is Klalmer apparently. I guess I could hit him less and see if that improves his demeanor.

The well is a big ass hole in the ground. The stone looks like it changes down towards the bottom. That water is definitely moving down there.
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No. 84062 ID: 964033

Don't lean over the well. Wouldn't want a cutebold to push you in.

Now give him a pat on the head or something. The gentle kind, not the bruising kind.
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No. 84065 ID: a1ac99

>>84061
It, uh, doesn't look too wide. You could brace yourself between the walls and shimmy down.
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No. 84066 ID: aeb1ea

>>84061
you know what i'd try to do?
i'd blow up the foot of the palm tree with the grenade and put that thing in the well as some kind of ... rope substitute and go down ...

do you think you're strong enough to do this?
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No. 84081 ID: 88d217
File 125964478574.jpg - (108.20KB , 1000x600 , cheren unicode.jpg )
84081

>>84066
What.
You think I can blow up a tree, and then not only drag it over to this hole, but shove it down there as well?

>>84065
Yeah I could do that pretty easily.

>>84062
He jumps away when I try this.
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No. 84086 ID: 476456

make sure you take the kobold down with you, at least you wont drown un petty.
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No. 84127 ID: 632862

>>84081
Shimmying might work, but honestly I don't know why we want to drop down into an underground river. With no way of getting back up and no way of knowing how far it travels until we come across something more than just riverbanks?

Well, to be honest there might be stuff to eat down there and you'd always have access to water. Plus it's not as fucking hot down there. You have a large quantity of bullets for your rifle, so you could survive for quite some time hunting wildlife. On the other hand, there could be trolls or packs of hostile creatures... Do you think you could survive an underground adventure? How fast is the river moving anyway?

You could just leave Klalmer in the desert, telling him that he can travel on his own to the town. Leave him his canteen of course. You'll be fine with one canteen while traveling next to a river.

The other option is to follow Klalmer across the desert to a town that may or may not be under Kobold control.
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No. 84166 ID: 51d0f5

Get a bunch of cables and wires from the space pod to serve as rope.
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No. 84175 ID: edfbb3

>>84081
You know, I could carry a tree around just fine, so long as it wasn't a super big tree. I though Sergals were supposed to be strong?
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No. 84178 ID: 42680d

>>84175
-4 str.
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No. 84184 ID: abb30a

>>84178
-4 sta
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No. 84185 ID: f4963f

>>84178
>>84184
-4 Int
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No. 84187 ID: edfbb3

>>84185
I'm pretty sure her intelligence is irrelevant. But yeah, I noticed that too.
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No. 84222 ID: 820023

I see you're having trouble controlling the vermin, and you're even in danger of getting compassionate towards it, asking for its name and everything.

Back to my idea of fitting it with a makeshift nose-ring, useful both for control and punishment. Should be easy enough to do with your first aid kit and some wire from the shiny pod. Don't forget all the people merciless slaughtered by the bold-things.

And serious, forget about the well already. Head for the town to get violently drunk. You like being violently drunk, right?
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No. 84232 ID: aa664c

>>84081
i want to see the inside of this well already. you need a secure way back, that's why i suggested the tree and the flashlight won't hold forever, you don't know how much it was in use ... you could die in the dark.

are we voting now? damn the voices in your head are really discordant at the moment.
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No. 84437 ID: 88d217
File 125970801494.jpg - (171.03KB , 600x1000 , tight sergal hole.jpg )
84437

yeah, there's some cables and shit I can use, I'll tie the bold up so he doesn't go anywhere.
There's a space, and then some slowly running water. I don't notice anything particularly interesting down here, if there's nothing else I should check I'll head back up.

>>84222
Of course I do!
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No. 84439 ID: 964033

>>84437
head back up this is stupid
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No. 84443 ID: fa673e
File 125970831022.jpg - (101.67KB , 640x480 , 1259372182941.jpg )
84443

The water is running, ergo it is coming somewhere.

Time to go swimming.
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No. 84444 ID: f65015

>>84437
Dip your tail in it - you might catch something.
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No. 84445 ID: 820023

>>84437
Godspeed, stupid crazy Sergal bitch.
Be careful with the water, something might hide in it.
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No. 84454 ID: aa664c

>>84437
i hope the flashlight is watertight.
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No. 84455 ID: 88d217
File 125970920852.jpg - (172.55KB , 600x1000 , tight sergal hole.jpg )
84455

>>84439
You're right. Especially since I can't fuckin swim.
If there's nothing else to check out down here I'll head back up.
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No. 84457 ID: 964033

>>84455
Put your finger in the hole.
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No. 84458 ID: 34470e

>>84455
I can't think of anything. Head back up.
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No. 84460 ID: 964033

Also stick your hand in the water and grab around. Maybe there's a bucket.
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No. 84462 ID: 820023

Well, that was productive for sure.
Mistreat the cutebold to steam of some of the frustration.
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No. 84463 ID: 51d0f5

Head back up before you slip and drown.
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No. 84464 ID: fa673e
File 12597097612.jpg - (7.39KB , 120x183 , rocky.jpg )
84464

Okay, so we need to COMBINE the KOBOLD and the FLASHLIGHT and then probe the water.

Kobolds look semiaquatic anyways.
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No. 84466 ID: 632862

>>84455
Wait... there is a hole in the wall. Investigate.
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No. 84475 ID: aa664c

>>84455
Ask Klalmer if he can swim, and sink him into the well, if he can't ... do it anyway?
depends on your kindness.
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No. 84480 ID: 88d217
File 125971052182.jpg - (73.57KB , 1000x600 , secret .jpg )
84480

>A secret has been revealed!
Fuck yeah! A small bag! That means there's valuable shit inside.
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No. 84482 ID: 51d0f5

Take it and return to the surface.
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No. 84483 ID: 632862

>>84480
Fuck yeah, it's loot! Stick it in your purdy mouth.
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No. 84484 ID: 964033

>>84480
>Bag of kobold condoms.jpg
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No. 84485 ID: 820023

>>84480
Let the bold open the bag, just in case.
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No. 84486 ID: fa673e

Carefully pull it out, pocket it and return to surface.

It might be old and old things break easy.
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No. 84509 ID: 88d217
File 125971194951.jpg - (66.60KB , 578x426 , gems .jpg )
84509

Fuck yeah! Cut gems! This is gonna be worth a shitload of cash! I guess I should get to town then. The kobold says it should only be a day's travel. It's time to get shit faced!
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No. 84510 ID: 88d217
File 125971198656.jpg - (288.25KB , 800x600 , CBSF copy.jpg )
84510

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No. 84512 ID: 51d0f5

SCORE.

Get the kobold drunk too. It shouldn't be very expensive, and should be a lot of fun!
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No. 84517 ID: 079e67

>>84512
With... with sexy results?
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No. 84530 ID: aa664c

>>84510
byeee i'll miss youuu cya lateeeer
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No. 84722 ID: dda9dd

>>84510
Odd that the Mad Max Sergal facing down Rommel's Cutebold Army should be one to end her first chapter with no kills and all secrets found.
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No. 84735 ID: 51d0f5

>>84722
We lost the battle before the thread started.
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No. 84760 ID: dda9dd

>>84735
Hey we 'could' have gone all Rambo on that Landkruzer and racked up a massive kill count.

Now that likely would have ended the chapter bleeding out, one clip, a manic grin, and a 'Bolivian Army Ending' in progress...

But we could have done it, and never broken a step.
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No. 84795 ID: 51d0f5

>>84760
Like how? We couldn't even get inside the behemoth without crawling on our hands and knees. You can't go rambo like that.
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