We're incapable of being serious, aren't we?

I can do serious. But first I need to know whether they're getting Adventurer clothes, Apprentice Alchemists clothes, Lower Class City Person clothes, or Middle Class City Person clothes.

I suspect the same goes for many here.

>>80792
id expect adventurer clothes as we are going on an adventure.
unless of course we are going vigilante and saving the city from the criminals and such. then refer to my design

>>80793
Weren't we going to learn alchemy while getting some coin? I'd go for apprentice alchemist first, and adventurer if money allows.

get aprentice clothes. Get adventurer/commoner clothes with the cash earned from the job. Earn more monies and sail across the seas.

Tura 2009/11/22(Sun)10:46 No. 80800 ID: b1e366
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I guess I'll try to look more elfy...

Tura 2009/11/22(Sun)10:48 No. 80802 ID: b1e366
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And a new giant shirt for the rat...

What are the red dots?

screw their logic dots. Who needs logic dots when they got us! (bad arguement. They are skrewed)

Hrrrnnngg...

What DO those red dots represent?

Looking good there, both of you. :)

>>80815
Maybe penalties from malnutrition?

>>80815
Stats she's recovering from not being a STARVING STREET THIEF.

>>80821
TURA.

LET HER EAT YOU FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

SHE IS STARVING.

>>80824
Rodent teeth man. Rodent teeth.

does bath restore charm points?

>>80830
>rodent teeth

Oh, right, rats need to gnaw on wood every now and then to keep those teeth in line.

Find a man.

>>80832
there's plenty of spaces on a girl that can be nibbled

>>80832
That's right! Tura needs a Tank for her party.

>>80836
Find a paladin

Make him fall.

>>80838
>Find Tim
Fix'd

>>80839
Tim's busy adventuring with Sticks. Way too many rogues in one party.
Find Moonleaf, convince her you're an elf and befriend her, then spring that you're actually a goblin on her.

Maybe we should like, keep looking for dad or something.

>>80842
Going to work for the alchemist a while first... We want to actualy have made something of ourselves when we meet him.

That way he will feel somewhat obliged to listen to us if we have made a success of ourselves even without his help... turning up the guilt a little.

>>80838
>Find a paladin
>Make him rise
Fixed that for you.

So what's Nezu's story, anyway? How did a disease-riddled vermin like her end up in a garbage-strewn shithole like this?

Tura 2009/11/22(Sun)14:25 No. 80890 ID: b1e366
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>>80856
"Don't remember. Just always been here. Guardmans might know. They always chase me when I grab stuff. I don't like them at all..."

>>80890
HUG.

>>80890
Aww... well, it doesn't matter. :>

Alright, now that she's cleaned up, let's see about that job at the alchemist's.

Ask her if she wants to be your traveling companion. Mention the fact there will be food and much ADVENTURE! to be had (also things to grab).

BTW...

>Tura Logic: *
>Nezu Logic: *

Hooo boy...

>>80890
Now that she's as clean as she can be (which is probably still quite dirty), go see Professor Boldsworth about getting Nezu a job too.

>>80896
noted. We are their logic.

>>80919

... They're fucked.

What kinda pay can you get?

1. Find father
2. Seduce him
3. ?????
4. Reveal your his daughter

>>80890
Delicious Collarbone...

>>80979

this. also get the rat involved.

>>80991
Half elf/half rat? Lets get daddy hooked with Nezu!

>>80979
>you're

fuck

Also, has anyone noticed how gobbo quest essentially amounts to a sim-date?

>You want to conquer the world, what is your first action
>GET EVERYONE LAID

>>80994
Wait, we were trying to conquer the world? I thought the goblins just wanted a town or something.

Speaking of which they're doing rather badly in the technology department i think. I wonder if we could leave the alchemy to Nezu and try to learn blacksmithing. Living in a mine and all... it should be easily put to use.

Tura 2009/11/22(Sun)19:02 No. 81004 ID: b1e366
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I guess we'll work for uh... Flirndalbis. The shelves are almost bare because he can't reach them. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to set up in a human city.

"Get those in place, move that crate! I'm not paying you to stand around!"

"Skeeeee! No fall!

... Oh gods.

>>81004
Use your tail to brace it dear.

>>80995
Your right, we should steal the alchemy secrets for our horde.

However, I'm rather skeptical that we could rely on Nezu and Tura to steal science with
"Logic *"

Maby if they each memorized half. What could go wrong?

>>81006
Maybe they can boost their logic stats to something more respectable with this work.

>>81004
Nezu: Catch it gently with your leg so it doesn't hit the ground hard.

If Nezu is an indirect character... Um. Tura: Quickly put the potion down on the top shelf and use the now-free hand to keep Nezu from falling on the kobold.

If you break anything, hug the cutebold and let him discover the glory of the boobhat.

>>81009
Nezu is too starved to have boobs

Time to use that agility score.

You leg to control and slow it's fall to the ground.

>>81016
clearly we must fatten her up

>>81025
She is our emergency food source after all.

>>81004
Keep at it, guys. You'll be the awesomest potion shop in town at this rate.

See if you can learn something about alchemy from the cutebold while you're in his employee?

>>81027
... D:

Tura help Nezu.

>>81027
"So it'll be like nothing happened, then."
>Tura halp Nezu not die

Why don't we send Nezu out to try and get information on Zepave?

Tura 2009/11/22(Sun)20:03 No. 81032 ID: b1e366
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"Be careful with that, you bumbling, bucktoothed buffoon! You'll blow us all to the ninth circle of the Hells and back!"

Maybe you should help her before she kills us all.

>>81032
Use your dex score dear... and maybe that tail.

Also suggest that explosive and particularly volatile potions be placed low to the ground so as to minimize possible falling hazards.

her agility is already pretty damn high, why is she so bad at this? Better help before we're all transformed into gibs by those magic potions.

>>81035
Ohh, hold up, maybe large boxes are too heavy for her half-starved frame?

Why are we doing this again?
Wouldn't it be easier just to kidnap Dr. McBoldersen and force him to make potions for us?

Tura: You carry the heavy stuff, let Nezu do the restocking.

>>81041
Except you'd have no idea what he actually makes.

He has a high LOGIC and a high CRANKY, it would backfire hard.

>>81041
that's asking to be poisoned.

Over the mid-term, focus on getting Nezumi in good health, while asking around for more definitive sources on the whereabouts of your dad.

So I've noticed that you've been in the business of asking riddles on /tg/ as of late, Tura.

>>81057
Nezumi, that's it! I knew Nezu sounded familiar...

very sorry to interrupt this quest, but is there a place that i could find the previous Gobbo Quest threads? or perhaps a synopsis?

>>81140
http://www2.tgchan.org/wiki/Gobbo_Quest

Y'see that link over there in the frame that says Wiki?

Not all of the articles are finished yet, but it's very useful for finding archived threads.

Meanwhile, on topic:

Tura: Pay closer attention to Nezu and make sure she doesn't accidentally kill you all.

>>81032
You know, it's alright if it blows you back. The only problem would be the property damage.

>>81042
Also suggest the kobold get a ladder or something so he can reach the shelves on his own.

Don't stay for more than a few hours. Work enough so that the stock is all sorted out and on display. This is a temp job! Then get ye to the docks to see if you can pay for passage to the isle.

>>81179
We are going to want more money and skills than those yielded by a mere day's worth of work.

Temporary though this position may be it is quite expectable that some time will be invested here.

>>81190
Then we're going to need long-term lodging.
I dunno if Alchemybold will put up with us for that long.

Tura 2009/11/23(Mon)20:03 No. 81210 ID: b1e366
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"I hope we get the hang of this before we die..."

"I don't want to exploding."

"Yeah, Let's try... not to."

>>81210
Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine. Hopefully. If you're lucky. Possibly.

Just remember, we only need to work here until we can get some funds together to continue our quest.

Speaking of lodging, what time is it? You might need to find a place to sleep soon. Preferably in one bed, don't want to waste money...

dont worry you're both too adorable to explode.


maybe.

>>81215
Well, except into kittens and candy.

>>81210
Huh... while fitting in to a cultured society, making a "friend", and getting a job is all fine and dandy and all, something seems weird. Almost like we forgot something, almost like we are betraying something or other... oh well it's probably nothing.

>>81217
The couple we are planning on reuniting 'are' both immortals, and its been 20 years. A few more weeks are unlikely to add much.

To quote Hiro in the Hatch thread:
> Initiate time-skip.

>>81218
Agreed.

We need to be properly skilled and equipped to make our incest fantasies a reality.

>>81210
Oh, would you look at that, Professor Flirndalbis suddenly died. Oh my!

Well I suppose there's nothing else you can do but loot all the useful potions, relieve his corpse of its money, and buy weaponry and passage to the island where dear old dad probably is.
The weapons are important. After all, you're two young women and you're in a town full of humans. They'll certainly try to force themselves on you, and you need to be ready to force your instrument of death on them if/when they try anything.

>>81004
>>81032
>>81210

MASSIVE INCREASE IN DRAWFAGGOTRY SKILLS.

Good jorb.

>>81210
Just focus on doing things at their proper speed. If he yells ask him if he'd prefer you do things fast or without breaking anything. It's not like there's a hurry, or you can't take the potions down when a client asks for them.

When you have some free time check how much a trip to the island costs. Then keep working until you have enough money for supplies plus the trip to the island and back. If you can learn some alchemy meanwhile all the better, but you don't seem the alchemist type.

Tura hug Nezu

We are, respectively, a half-goblin and a rat girl. We are tricksters, we do not merely work - especially not for some loser oldbold.

Rob the place blind and split. We can sell the crap for money later.

>>81254
Hey, great idea! Why don't we also burn down the town and kill random villagers while we're at it!

Seriously though, making enemies is a bad idea right now. We already made one entire town mad at us (full of immortal, perfect memory elves no less. Dear old dad will sure thank us for that one!) Get properly equipped for travel, search around town for hints, find a tank.

Perhaps we'd even be able to convince the old kobold to move to the gobbo fort should he become fed up with the humans for some reason.

Sometimes you need to wait a bit to see if the chickens will lays eggs, rather than just kill them all and piss on the bodies.

Tura 2009/11/25(Wed)19:00 No. 81572 ID: b1e366
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I need to think about what to do now. I guess I'll figure it out tomorrow.

>>81572
In before one bed (please)

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/11/25(Wed)19:47 No. 81602 ID: 1e1932
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>>81572

>>81573
In before all three in one bed.

We should do some work, learn some alchemy, make some money, then set off again!

Tura 2009/11/25(Wed)21:17 No. 81661 ID: b1e366
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"Wake up! STOP GNAWING ON THAT!"

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/11/25(Wed)22:52 No. 81699 ID: 1e1932
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>>81661

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/11/25(Wed)23:05 No. 81703 ID: 426169
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>>81661