Let's go to the cool dude store.

Call your ex-wife to tell her that you still love her.

Partake of the sacrifice. Open the twelfth gate. Unveil your true form.

>>738873
Do This.
>>738871
Here.

Find and kill the Kif Man, who stole your wife

The Hif Man 2016/07/26(Tue)22:51 No. 738876 ID: eda54c
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>Let's go to the cool dude store.
"The Cool Dude" store?
Hey, "The Hif Man" knows where that is! You begin moving without a care in the world, "The Any One" is an after thought at this point. You move a good ten feet or so I dunno and "The Hif Man" almost hits a person.

""The Hif Man" I told you not to walk around with those shades!"

You feel a sudden force causing "The Cool Shades" to fly off of your face!

Retrieve shades.

The Hif Man 2016/07/26(Tue)22:58 No. 738880 ID: eda54c
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Who?

"The Hif Man" does not recognize this person at all, nope nothing nada in "The Hif Man"'s banana, and wonders why this totally " "The Kif Man" " lookin' dipshit is holdin' yer shades.

Use your elbows

The Hif Man 2016/07/26(Tue)23:07 No. 738883 ID: eda54c
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>>738878
>Retrieve shades.
Nah "The Hif Man" is alright with out them

>>738872
>Call your ex-wife to tell her that you still love her.

This exact moment in your shortest term memory is making the ego within you start skiing for a beating! You float home, waving goodbye to the totally "The Kif Man" looking man. Your "The Cool Shades" is an after thought at this point. Inside, you grab the phone and dial up your ex-wife. Maybe she'll have some good insight on this? What?

The Hif Woman 2016/07/26(Tue)23:11 No. 738885 ID: eda54c
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nah but for real what does she say back to him?

>>738883
Go back to "The Kif Man" looking man and thoroughly trounce him for daring to make decisions for your self which only you are supposed to be able to do. Take the phone with you and use it and your ex-wife's voice as weapons of combat.

check out the thread on /questdis/! Live updates on the happenings in the "The Hif Man"'s life from the point of view of an e-sports announcer!

Stop calling me "The Hif Man" I found a new man who watches where he's going

The Hif Man 2016/07/26(Tue)23:24 No. 738889 ID: eda54c
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The first thing you hear from your Ex Wife is "Stop calling me "The Hif Man" I found a new man who watches where he's going"

>>738889
Devour the phone

>>738889
Hang up without saying anything and then go get something to eat

The Hif Woman 2016/07/26(Tue)23:28 No. 738894 ID: eda54c
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"The Hif Woman" hears a click and then the buzzing of the open telephone line.

BOOM

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