ArtisanBubblegum 2016/07/14(Thu)01:49 No. 735717 ID: 433720
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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/07/14(Thu)01:53 No. 735718 ID: 433720
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"GASP!"

Where am I? Oh yeah, I'm in the cafeteria. Last thing I remember was... I choked on my Lunch. That sure would have been a lame way to bite it...

What a crazy dream, I might have died there for a second...

Since I'm a person that ISN'T Dead and IS Alive right now, what should I do?

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>>735718
...really. Huh.

See what's goin' on outside, then, I guess. Maybe check if anyone's worried about you.

Check time, and then crack that bitch open!
Just be gentle, sometime books get damaged when people throw them out of cars without even bothering to stop.

Life dance, celebrate not being dead!

>>735718
Wait, where are you? Did someone deliver you back to your apartment? Are you in a hospital? Do you really have the mamomancy tome, or was that bit just a dream?

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/07/14(Thu)20:06 No. 735901 ID: 433720
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>>735729
>>735806
I don't have the book, that was just a dream.
And I'm in the Cafeteria.

>>735751
Woo!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/07/14(Thu)20:07 No. 735902 ID: 433720
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>>735720
>>735729

It's 6:00pm and the last bus before Casey's Party arrives at 6:30pm.

Inventory:
- Kazoo
- $12.50
- Condom
- [Empty]

I should probably grab my phone from my apartment before the bus arrives. Unless there's something more important I should be doing with the limited amount of time I find myself with.

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get phone, flirt with people.

>>735902
We don't need to hear Chet's halfassed apologies. Plus, the real Chii wouldn't need a cel-http://cosplayparty.blog.com/files/2012/06/chii-sumomo.jpg
Aw, damn it.

Return home to grab phone. Hustle tho time is short.
While there draw a pentagram a large book could easily fit in if the book isn't there yet.

Aww, you forgot to cause a food fight.

hurry and get your phone

Head home, retrieve phone

Fuck your phone! Steal one when you get to the party.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/07/25(Mon)03:45 No. 738583 ID: 433720
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>>735906
There is nobody here to flirt with...
[Phone added to inventory]

>>735984
Not sure why...

>>736051
Shit, you're right! I almost magically forget to every time I go in there...

>>736261
We've already decided that stealing is bad. (twas in the first Thread.)

Hello! Sorry this update is sooooooo late. The place where I work, Hastings, has been bought by a liquidator. This means two things. 1.) I'm allowed to take up to 40 hours a week, with zero Penalty. and 2.) I need to find a new job. Between these things, almost all the down time I'll have is going to be for sleeping. Also, Shycake, if you're reading this, I'll still make time to make your Patreon Reward. Also, Updates for Tit's will continue to be less frequent. Sorry for any inconvenience!

>>738583
Just go to the party already.

Sorry to hear that, good luck with the job hunt!

So that pentagram looks like it's there for realsies.

Maybe take a quick once over to see that you don't have any more new stuff.

Ganbarre, AB

How's that computer virus scan going?

>>738583
Well, good news is it's probably benevolent. That's a protective star that is, circled and not inverted as it is.
Bad news is whoever drew that might not have known that and meant you spiritual harm or some nonsense hogwash pig garbage like that.

>>738583
Perfect. Now invoke the demon prince Sitri to give you tits so that others will lust after you.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/08/01(Mon)18:05 No. 740089 ID: 433720
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>>738628
Inventory:
- Kazoo
- $12.50
- Condom
- Cell Phone [98%]

>>738747
[No Threats Detected]

>>738748
I drew that. >>735984 told me to.

>>738786
Even if I knew how to do that, I don't have enough time before the party.

>>738624
I go.

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/08/01(Mon)18:07 No. 740090 ID: 433720
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6:50pm

This is Casey's House.
I'm 10 minutes early.
There's an ominous church next door...

What do?

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Go investigate the ominous place, Obvs.

We got 10 minutes to spare, let's find out what makes this ominous church so ominous.

Go to the ominous church, pray in a nondenominational way for an OFFTHAHOOOQ party.

Y'know, ominously.

Fantasize about going to the party with the buttplug in.

>>740090
Take a peek at the creepy church before going to the party.

Hello, I've been super busy between finding a new home, finding a new job, becoming an manager at the dieing company I work for, working 40 hours a week, dealing with the ever increasing bull shit my roommates put me through, and trying to find enough time at night to get a little rest between it all.
My schedule for next week is a little more laid back, 30 hours. I'll be using this time primarily to let my current landlord know I'm moving out ASAP, and moving all my stuff to the new apartment. My new roommates seem to be level headed people with communication skills. Anyway, I hope to find some time to make a couple updates next week. Sorry this thread has been moving so slowly.

Also, Bump so my Quest doesn't go to the graveyard before next week.

>>743049
Life comes first, mang. And despite what you may think, not updating the quest and telling us why is on a whole nother level from just abandoning it midstream. It's much appreciated.

Artisanbubblegum 2016/09/10(Sat)19:57 No. 747383 ID: d3e654
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>>740092
>>740096
>>740109
>>740240
Kinda Dark in here, and if I squint I think i can almost make out some weird shapes?

Hello!
I'm at a friends house today!
This is a quick update so that I can let you know that I'll have internet on Monday! They said that guy would be up around 1pm to 3pm. once it's installed I have a few other projects that need to be uploaded, but after that I intend on taking some time to dedicate to updating Tit's Quest! I might be going to a movie with my brother later that day also. So between 3pm and 6pm I'll try to make myself available for updates! (Depending on how the internet installation goes, I might start earlier or later that expected.)
Sorry about the long wait, I'm all moved in, and have a new job lined up, so things are finally starting to stabilize again.

>>747383
Creepy. Good thing you don't need to go in there.

Artisanbubblegum 2016/09/10(Sat)21:24 No. 747391 ID: d3e654
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>>747384
I already am...
(+1 Unnerved)

Okay, this is the final update before Monday, when I plan to have MANY UPDATES!
Drawn with a Laptop Track Pad.......

Might as well confess your countless sins before you party. With a little less than ten minutes to spare, you should be able to get about close to a half of a quarter of your sins forgiven.

The ears make this update.

>>740109
This still holds.

>>747404
No one comes exactly on time, anyway.

welcome back AB, sounds like good news

Ask the priest to tell you about Sexy Glorious Satan.

>>747391
Flee!

Artisanbubblegum 2016/09/12(Mon)22:28 No. 747814 ID: 3ddbcb
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>>747407
"Hey, could I get a blessing for an OFFTHAHOOOQ party, from a nondenominational god/deity?"
>>747404
"Oh, by the way, How does the church feel about fellatio? I Slobbered a Knobber earlier today, if you know what I mean?"

Hey, in case you didn't see my post on the dis thread. I was supposed to have internet today, but they needed permission from my landlord to run a wire to the house, so I'll have to reschedule with him. Sorry about the added delay...

>>747814
If the priest looks upset about the whole "fellatio" thing, maybe add that you at least didn't use contraceptives? I hear some churches don't like those for some reason or another.

in for a penny, in for a pound, why not reck some shit.

>>747814
That candle light behind you doesn't look normal. It's... tentacle-y. And there are jesus-fish swimming in it.

I think you should gtfo.

>>747814

Ok, even the candlelight trying to molest you. Damn chuches. I bet they are mormons or something...

>>747814
"Do you know of any deities or saints of fertility I could make offerings to in order to grow big fat titties? I'm asking for a friend."

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2016/09/14(Wed)13:34 No. 747932 ID: 2eba06
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>>747879
>>747885
Eugh, your right. There's something wrong with this light...

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ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2016/09/14(Wed)13:37 No. 747933 ID: 2eba06
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"Ahh, Something's got me!"

>>747888
>>747847
I'm a little Tied Up at the moment...

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ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2016/09/14(Wed)13:40 No. 747934 ID: 2eba06
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>>747816
He's clearly upset about something...
"HEY! I didn't use a condom, if your worried about that?!"

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Hey is that the tentacle guy?
I LOVE the tentacle guy!
SUP TENTACLE GUY?!?!
How's it hangin?

I forget what that symbol means.

Anyway, struggle and bite. Try to get away. (or maybe don't struggle and bite, and instead sexually molest the tentacles)

well hey, tentacles are kinky, they should help you with your problem.

While it's very un-PC to point it out, we did dress like an anime girl in TentacleChurch.

And that's terrible.

Play something cheery on your Kazoo.

Ask priestman why he is surrounded by see-through beholders. Our only recourse for getting out of this mess is to play a SICK tune on our kazoo.

>>747934
Look I didn't come here to get raped by magic tentacles can I just go?

>>747934
They clearly look like they know their stuff. Why not lie back and enjoy it for a while?

Well... You can't rape the willing.
They're rape tentacles, they're loving Consentacles.
Yeah.

Thou shalt love the tentacle!

Ask priest to join the fun

>>747888
Hey, this is a good chance to ask this question. See if the priest can recommend a fertility goddess who can help her followers gain a little mass up top.

Ask if they have Black Bible on VHS home video.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:45 No. 749732 ID: e41ad8
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>>747950
>>747961
I couldn't, even if I thought it would help. My hands are tied up...
Now that you mention it, Where the heck did these tentacles come from?

>>747943
>>747948
>>748069
>>748070
>>748098
Jeez, if you insist.
You must know something about these things that I don't.
What's that one for?

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:45 No. 749733 ID: e41ad8
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>>748102
"Hey, there's still room for one more Mr. Priest!"

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:46 No. 749734 ID: e41ad8
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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:50 No. 749736 ID: e41ad8
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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:50 No. 749737 ID: e41ad8
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Oh, no.

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time for NEW PLAN
i call this plan "do not anger the tentacles."

So uh, the tentacles have been all over you and don't seem to be causing you any harm so just, like... ask what they want and if you'll be able to go in time for the party? I mean this is... "nice"... and all but you have other engagements too. If that doesn't work for them though the ball's kind of in their court.

Also it'd be nice if they could talk... like... maybe some tentacle-letters or something? Because we'd like to communicate so we know exactly what the tentacles want because we're just oh-so-happy to help them out as best we can.

You know, if you sucked on a tentacle it certainly wouldn't have the time to be stabbing anything.

>>749737
Um. We're cool, right, tentacles? You're going to go stabbing into me, right? ...at least not in places where I don't already have an opening?

I promise not to put on pants, if that's what upset you!

Look I was on my way to a party, want to come? Hanging out at a party has to beat haunting a creepy church, right?

>>749766
No, see, the suggestion that our pantsu were inadequate was what turned those suckers violent.

Where are the tentacles coming from? Are they just shooting forth from holes in reality?

>>749737
Well. Don't want to piss them off, got it.

Ah crude, the tentacles are into guro. You can't shlick to that!

Maybe if you lick the tentacles?

>>749737
invite the tentacles to the party?
I;m sure there will be plenty of girls, with much better boobs too
Also lets hope it doesn't notice that your anus has already been prepared

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)11:58 No. 751636 ID: e41ad8
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>>749780
They seem to be coming from behind me. But the Tentacles have too strong a grip for me to turn around...

>>749738
>>749766
>>749780
"Hey, what do you want anyway? I wont put any pants on if that's what upset you."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)11:59 No. 751637 ID: e41ad8
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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)11:59 No. 751638 ID: e41ad8
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>>751186
>>749766
I don't think they'll want to go to the party...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)12:00 No. 751639 ID: e41ad8
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>>749740
>>749892
!!!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)12:01 No. 751640 ID: e41ad8
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Eugh! I think I swallowed it...

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>>751640
EAT THEM, PRETEND THEY ARE GHOST KALIMARI. Or not, I'm just saying the first thing that came to mind.

>>751637
But you don't want to die!

>>751640
Suck like your life depends on it! ...because you know, it might.

For as much as
>>751643
is usually good advice vs. consent-ignorant fauna,
>>751665
Might be more aligned with your skillset.

Don't forget to work the tongue!

work that tongue. Pleasure it as much as you can. Then when it least expects it... CHOMP!

Moan. Put on a show. Get in to it.

>>751643
Yes, eat the ghost kalimari.

Welp. Since everyone is so keen on biting, don't forget to say hi to "The Hif Man" when you end up in hell.

Trying to eat them might not be a bad idea, but don't use any teeth. Just try to swallow.

You guys wanna get tentacle infested? Because all this talk of eating or swallowing sounds like a heck of a way to get tentacle infested.
**Might be a bit kinky**

Maybe it's just a nerd monster interested in tabletop roleplaying? ...and reeeally hated that other guy. Or had 'white knight' syndrome. ... M'lady.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/20(Thu)00:41 No. 753979 ID: e41ad8
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The Tentacles are too Tough and Rubbery for me to chew Through... Whelp, only one alternative!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/20(Thu)00:42 No. 753980 ID: e41ad8
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Uh oh...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/20(Thu)00:59 No. 753981 ID: e41ad8
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...

(Quest: Party Hardy, Failed, Rank: B+)
(Side Quests Completed: 1)
(Sexy/Silly Bonus: 1)
(Overall: Dead.)
(Thread 3 ascended to a new plane of existence, please meditate on Thread 4)

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Hey!
I'm leaving for vacation for a couple days, but when I get back, my job wont exist anymore, so I'll have plenty of time to make new updates!
The next thread I run wont be a Tit's Quest Thread, but it will be connected to Tit's Quest!
And don't worry, this isn't the last we'll see of Cherrie!

>>753981
Well. No idea how we were supposed to get out of that.

>>753982
Generally comes down to outwitting the powers that govern the underworld, or invoking executive intervention.

But since Cherrie is neither a demigod nor a chessmistress, things could get interesting here.

Best not to eat any pomegranates.

>>753982
I think we might have missed a hint or something in the previous 2 threads that could have saved us. The end of thread 2 said to "follow the instructions in Thread 3 before continuing" which was to catch ourselves up on the older threads, or at least look at the pictures. Though I could be wrong, as I couldn't figure anything out if there was some kind of hint

Whatever the case, it's a shame we died on the first enemy we came across.

she was a normal, if lewd, girl. no way she could fight an otherwordly monster. we didn't even get those demon powers.