And the winner is....?

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/07(Tue)05:53 No. 728282 ID: 433720
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Anime Cosplay Outfit donned! (+2 Sexyness)

>>728022
No Answer...
(-1 Arousal)
(Arousal at Negative! +1 Seriousness. Cannot gain Arousal Points while Seriousness points are active.)
(Arousal Set to 0)

I need to finish preparing for the Party.
I'll bring my Phone and a Condom, just to be safe.
I can fit One, maybe Two more things into my One Pocket.
What should I bring?

>>728016
I don't think Public Masturbation is a very good Idea. I'll leave the Buttplug at Home...

Time: 4:10 pm
Last Free Bus: 4:30 pm (Seriousness Bonus)
Last Bus Before Party: 6:30 pm, $5 fee (Seriousness Bonus)

Inventory:
- Cell Phone (57% Battery, 2 Bars)
- Generic Condom (Sealed)
- ---

knuckle dusters, things could get hairy

You need the phone in case he calls you back, of course.
Or for emergency pizza delivery.

Besides, cosplayers can't get pregnant.

I misread the prompt. Take Money, and a kazoo.

Where the hell is this Mammary-Mancer Anyway?

Money and...

Those little white pills the almost naked homeless guy gave you last week.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/07(Tue)14:45 No. 728338 ID: 433720
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>>728297
>>728321
Money, there's still room for one more thing.

>>728289
I don't think I cosplay enough to qualify for that immunity. Although, I don't think that's a thing...

>>728321
I didn't take those. I just ran away.

>>728288
If things get hairy shouldn't I have a Lintroller or Brush?

>>728297
A kazoo would fit, and it's a conversation starter.

What do?

>>728338
Take kazoo.

Take the Kazoo, you can sedeuse men with its sirens call. Or just play a really goofy song with it, whatever.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/07(Tue)15:18 No. 728345 ID: 433720
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>>728340
>>728344
Kazoo it is.

Inventory (Full):
- Cell Phone (57% Battery, 2 Bars)
- Generic Condom (Sealed)
- $20 (Dry)
- Kazoo

Packing for the party is complete.
(-1 Seriousness.)
(Seriousness is 0)

Is there anything else I should do Before the Party?

Charge phone as much as time allows?

Charge phone and continue to watch whatever is on the computer, resist touching yourself to stimulate greater self teasing and arousal.

Anything in da fridge? I'm not sure they're going to feed you.

Don't forget to put your robot ears on before watching porn.

Start a virus scan on your computer before you leave. With all those sites you go to, seems like a reasonable thing to do while your gone.

gaze, gaze upon the magnificent boob shaped light fixture and dream of the possibilities.

We should head out now, i'd say we're ready

>>728465
Dunno that we should go to a party 2 hours early. Unless saving 5$ is really that important.

>>728476
Yeah, especially Since The Titty Wizard is on their way like right now. We can wait.

Wait...
She said "The Book" instead of "To Book" didn't she?

Go check if any cars have driven by and flung magical literature at the building without even bothering to slow down.

>>728478
seconded

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/09(Thu)13:34 No. 728609 ID: 433720
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>>728347
(Phone removed from inventory.)
(Phone Charging.)

>>728353
I don't have a fridge, but there's a cafeteria down stairs.
(Robo Ears reequipped)

>>728349
Okay.
(+1 Bonus Arousal. Will take affect next time Arousal Points are earned.)

>>728368
Boob shaped?

Oh... ... ...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/09(Thu)13:34 No. 728610 ID: 433720
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>>728361
Virus scan Started.

>>728353
The Cafeteria hasn't opened for dinner yet...

>>728478
No Magic Literature out here.

Time: 4:35pm

I suddenly decided to do a little more coloring.

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do some squats, try get that booty bigger while we wait for tits.

Is there time to visit the cafeteria before the 6:30 bus?

Look out your window for anything unusual.

I suppose while you wait, you can practice the Dance of your people.

Them Sweet moves will surely get you much party cred.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/10(Fri)12:18 No. 728735 ID: 433720
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>>728615
>>728728
Awww yeee.
(+1 Sillyness)

>>728619
I'm already outside my window. And if by Unusual you mean Rad, then yes, it's me.

It's almost 4:40pm, so there's almost 2 whole hours of time to visit the cafeteria before the 6:30 Bus. However, it's not open till 5pm, so we won't be able to get food till then.

are you not wearing pants? or just really short shorts? Oh well, dance/power walk (gotta work the booty too!) to the cafeteria to get some food, if it is still closed when you get there continue to dancing to make money to pay for the meal.

>>728739
The shirt is supposed to be long enough to cover most of the crotch. That may not work with all forms of tribal dance.
>>728735
Touché. You may want to move it indoors eventually, because it's a hot day, right?

But yea. Party down til suppertime.

>>728739
Dance/Power Walk?
Fuck that. POWER DANCE!

>>728788
http://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

 

>>728735
>>728794
Crab people! Crab people! Crab people! Taste like crab, talk like people!

>>728794
Perfect
Also, Is it just me or did everyone in the 80's have absurdly large mouth holes?

where are our booty stats at?

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/12(Sun)14:03 No. 729161 ID: 433720
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>>728739
I already have a $20.
>>728762
It is, but I've dressed light.
>>728788
>>728794
(+1 BoogaLoo)
(+1 Sillyness)

Oh no, there's a line. But then again there's always a line, so this is less surprising than I originally made it out to be.

>>728872
On the BACK of the Character Sheet.

>>729161
Twerk/lap dance on the dude in front of you, but also ask politely how long he has been waiting in line to get in.

>>729173
And if there are any Dinner specials going on.

>>729173
30 minutes to eat, then an hour to kill before the party...

Strike up a conversation about that AWESOME FIGHTING TOURNAMENT going on.

Flash them while their not looking.

At least we're pretty early in the line! Since the place is currently closed, that means when it opens, we'll be able to get our order in pretty quickly.

>>729278
Nah. Because it's so close to opening time, there's people on the other side of the windows, for sure. If we wanted to flash someone, they might appreciate it more. Provided they don't decide that they don't approve of indecent exposure.

Goddamit! Twerk in the line like you never have before!

Sorry about the Long Silence again! Just a little Roommate Drama that's been escalating recently. Hopefully it'll die back down soon. I'll see about making an update tomorrow! For now, I'm gonna get some rest before my Roommates get home.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/17(Fri)17:57 No. 730284 ID: 433720
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>>729173
>>729177
>>729625
He ignores me...

>>729278
What's the point of flashing if they aren't looking?
>>729290
The blinds are closed, so they wouldn't see it either.

Nothing eventful happens until I get inside!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/17(Fri)17:58 No. 730285 ID: 433720
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They charged me $7.50

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Woo-hoo..?

Eat food like a BAWSS!

Eat up.

Eat everything but the broccoli.instead before you leave, throw the broccoli at a couple of people and scream FOOD FIGHT then get the hell out of there.

Chop steaks fine, use potatoes to soak up the steak grease. Add a little steak sauce. Mix meat and taters. That is the tastiest you can make this particular meal.

>>730357
Also this.

>>730375
Even though they are probably burgers, maintain course.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/18(Sat)01:22 No. 730409 ID: 433720
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>>730290
>>730350
>>730375
>>730378
YES SIR!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/18(Sat)01:23 No. 730410 ID: 433720
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>>730357
I would but...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/06/18(Sat)01:24 No. 730411 ID: 433720
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(Quest: Boogaloo, Complete, Kinda..., Rank: C)
(Side Quests Completed: 2, again)
(Loot Bonus: 1)
(Sexy/Silly Bonus: 2)
(Overall: Pretty Good, but the first one was better.)
(Thread 2 Installed, Please follow the instructions in Thread 3 before continuing.)

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