Remove your Cleveland College shirt.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)19:26 No. 720803 ID: 433720
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>>720802
This doesn't seem very silly to me...

>>720803
Go through your closet, find something sillier to wear.

>>720803

Ok, ok. Well, if there's anything I've learned from the internet, you achieve "silly" by uncreatively repeating memes. So...

Find a way to Expand Knockers.

combine permanent marker with you bare chest to create boob-eye smileyface

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)19:42 No. 720813 ID: 433720
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>>720809
My closet is at home. I'm at the Bus Stop...

I'M AT THE BUS STOP!

>>720810
I'm kinda busy at the moment to be worrying about that! Besides, I already would have, if I knew how. (I'm a flipping flapjack...)

Ok, ok. You still have your shirt, right? Use it to make a ninja mask for yourself.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)19:49 No. 720817 ID: 433720
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>>720815
Right! I'll just put my shirt back on and--

Oh no...

Where is it? What Am I gonna do? Somebodies going to see me, and I didn't even wear my Sexy Bra today....

Zounds! Who could have done this? Peer suspiciously at the fellow on his phone beside you. Is he even really speaking to someone?!

>>720817
Quick! Look all around for your shirt.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)20:02 No. 720826 ID: 433720
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>>720818
>>720825
He's turning this way! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?!

Pick pocket his cash. Cover it by stepping up close in his face and DEMANDING he tell you who took your shirt.

>>720826
Steal the cash out of his pocket.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)20:14 No. 720834 ID: 433720
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>>720829
>>720833
"WHO STOLE MY SHIRT!!!"

Oh shoot, my Pants don't have pockets... Where to I hide the dough?

in your undies, duh

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)20:22 No. 720840 ID: 433720
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>>720835
Ugh, It's kinda sweaty in here...

>>720840
You're sure that's sweat?

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)20:50 No. 720859 ID: 433720
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>>720850
...

Yes.

...

It's like 100° out!

Anyway, what should I do now?

caaaan you just... I dunno, go home or are you headed somewhere?

Tell the guy you'll pay him $20 for his jacket, to cover yourself decently.

>>720859
Why were you wearing a big shirt in 100 degree weather then, huh?

Boom.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/03(Tue)21:17 No. 720870 ID: 433720
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>>720860
I was going to take the bus, I live on the other side of the city, but No Shirt, No Service...

>>720861
"$20 for that jacket?"

Score, a free jacket. With Pockets! Should I put the dough back in my pants? Kinda don't want to get sweat on this nice jacket, but also kinda don't want to sweat on this $20...

>>720863
Because, it's a cotton shirt, and cotton breathes well, which helps to combat heavy perspiration!

You want to be silly, get on the next bus and head to Casey's party!

>Should I put the dough back in my pants? Kinda don't want to get sweat on this nice jacket, but also kinda don't want to sweat on this $20...
Tuck it between your tiny breasts. You bra and/or top is tight enough to keep in from falling, right?

Where are you going, anyways? I assume you were waiting for the bus for a reason.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/05(Thu)00:26 No. 721073 ID: 433720
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>>720995
Yes, that's my bra. My boring plain old bra...

(+1 Material Bonus to Left Knocker Size!)

>>720948
I was going to ride the bus home, but you just reminded me about Casey's Party tonight!

But I can't go dressed like this, and the bus driver wont let me on the bus without a shirt...

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/05(Thu)00:32 No. 721074 ID: 433720
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Just behind me is the Mall, Up th street is my College, and Across the street is a Sleazy Sex Shop.

I have $20 on me, and I have a $100 Emergency Fund Hidden at the College. But that's only for Emergencies!

The current time is 1:50pmm.
The Party is at 7:00pm.
And the Free Bus runs till 5:00pm, and is replaced by a $5 Bus till 9:00pm. A bus Stops by every Hour.
If need be, I could probably call a taxi for $15.

What should I do?

[2/2]

>>721073
Zip up your jacket so he cant tell if you have a shirt
Go home, then through your closet for the ultimate party outfit

>>721097
Yeah, that seems good.

If you're desperate for a shirt or closing the jacket doesn't work, you could try and find a cheap one in the mall.

go to the sex shop...maybe they'd have a T-shirt or two in there, probably with something naughty written on it, but hey, clothes are clothes...and we totally aren't looking at all the sexy things!

I'm gonna vote to go home

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/05(Thu)20:11 No. 721215 ID: 433720
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>>721119
And a top is a top.

>>721097
>>721104
>>721123
But on second thought, if I go home I don't have to buy new clothes.

This is a Suit Jacket, it's got buttons.

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/05(Thu)20:14 No. 721216 ID: 433720
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Shoot, he saw through me...

[2/2]

>>721216
Protest that a jacket is totally a shirt, who made him the fashion police.

>>721216
Your coat is see-through? How lewd!

Shit. HEY LOOK A PLOT HOOK I mean store. It sells t-shirts! Go get one so you can get on the bus.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/05(Thu)21:39 No. 721233 ID: 433720
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>>721227
>>721222
"How did you know? And this Totally functions as a Shirt!"

>>721229
I sure hope nobody see's me walk in there...

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/05(Thu)21:42 No. 721234 ID: 433720
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2:10pm

Jeez that's some wicked acne...

The different sections of the store are:
Toys
T Shirts
Magazines
Movies

[2/2]

Umm, toys! Get a goddamn butt plug!

>>721263
Seconded. You can't go wrong with one of those.

find a shirt first

>>721234
You're looking for a cheap t-shirt, even if it says something terrible.

Ask for the cheapest shirt in the store that'll fit you.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/06(Fri)13:27 No. 721290 ID: 433720
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>>721263
>>721264
"BUTTPLUGS!"

>>721276
>>721277
>>721279
"I-I mean T-Shirts... Where are the T-Shirts?"

He leads me by the Buttplugs, peeks back at me, then to the T-Shirts.

"T-thanks..."

He walks away.

The cheapest Buttplug I saw was $20...

Get the "Got Milk" t-shirt.

Buy? BUY??
NO! STEAL THE GOT MILK SHIRT AND THE MOST EXPENSIVE BUTT PLUG! (i'm sure you'll find a good place to hide it *winks*)

Wait? is this called tits quest because she has no tits?
And it's a quest to get tits?

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/06(Fri)13:55 No. 721307 ID: 433720
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>>721300
The T-Shirts aren't actually here, I'm guessing that I have to go ask the guy for the T-Shirt I want.

As far as Buttplugs go, the toys are right in view of the Register, almost as if they thought somebody might try 'playing' with them. Besides, I don't think the Most expensive one will fit in me...

>>721301
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but if you're going to help me get Tits, that'd make me super happy!

>>721294
Waiting on more input before we make this life changing decision!

>>721290
get the fucking male abs shirt og my god thats hilarious i want one

>>721290
...did they steal your CC shirt and are now reselling it. That's outrageous.

I like "Cum here" and "FUTA".

(Although the smart answer is to just where whatever you get inside out).

>>721315
>>721315
No, it appears to be an item they carry regularly. As Sex Shops don't usually sell Used Items, with good reason.

First to 3 Votes Wins:
2 Votes Got Milk?
1 Vote Male Abs
1 Vote Futa
1 Vote Cum Here

>>721317
abs or futa, with preference for abs

>>721317
Futa's good. Though you may end up disappointing someone later if you wear it.

>>721317
oh just go with milk

>>721449
UNLESS WE FIND A WAY TO OBTAIN A FUTA COCK!
Optional objective?

>>721437
2 Votes Got Milk?
2 Vote Male Abs
2 Vote Futa
1 Vote Cum Here

>>721449
2 Votes Got Milk?
2 Vote Male Abs
3 Vote Futa
1 Vote Cum Here

We have a winner!

>>721451
Sorry, Futa already got 3 Votes.

I'll be right back with the Update.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/06(Fri)23:14 No. 721526 ID: 433720
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>>721478
If you think that'll help me, I guess.

>>721523
"I'll take a small FUTA T-Shirt."

Just before saying 'Special' Deal, he glances around the store and blushes.

Should I take him up on the offer? Y'all seemed to want me to get one earlier, there had to be a reason for that. And there doesn't seem to be any other way to get a Buttplug.

ask for his number!

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/07(Sat)00:37 No. 721546 ID: 433720
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>>721528
"GIMMIE YOUR NUMBER!"

He's startled, but writes his number down and hands it to me.

I open up my jacket to put his number in the jacket pocket, revealing that I'm currently topless. He Blushes and asks if I would like to take him up on his offer. He seems to be waiting for a response before he rings up my purchase.

[Chet the Sex Shop Guy's Number Acquired!]

>>721546
Nah

>>721546
Eh. Why Not.
DO IT

>>721526
>had to be a reason for that
Keeping a buttplug in is one of the simplest ways to make yourself feel like a full-time sex pervert, which, in turn, does something to your hormone levels that might help your tits grow.

>>721526
>>721546
I, okay, what's the special offer?

ye

>>721561
Agreed, insert and exaunt the sex shop.

>>721526
Trust me, It will! The internet loves futa cocks, therefore people love futa cocks, because the internet is made of people. my logic is infallible. Yeah, anyway, ask about the special offer...

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/07(Sat)13:05 No. 721620 ID: 433720
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>>721561
I can't argue with that logic!

>>721560
>>721569
"Yes, I'll do it."

>>721568
"Wait, what's the 'Special' Deal?"

Oh, umm...

What do?

Do it. This is important.

Ask Chet whether he means you should put your hand down the front of his pants. If he does, immediately do so.

Only if he wears sunglasses! Because we only mess around with cool guys

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/07(Sat)13:38 No. 721636 ID: 433720
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>>721621
>>721628
"O-okay."

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/07(Sat)13:42 No. 721639 ID: 433720
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>>721633
He put's sunglasses on without me having to ask.

He leads me around the counter and tells me to get on my knees. I do, then he un-zips his pants and-- Oh my...

[2/2]

>>721639
Suddenly acquire penis envy...but anyway, get to it...Slobber that knobber

Someone flipped the "open" sign at the front of the store over to "closed", right?

>>721639
Well get to it, before you miss your bus!

Don't forget to swallow, you don't want to get any on your new shirt or jacket.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/07(Sat)14:08 No. 721647 ID: 433720
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>>721643
Knobber Slobbered!

>>721646
>Open Sign
>Bus
I'm a little busy at the moment.
>Don't get any on your jacket.
Oh yeah! Good thinking!

So, focus on the head, it's the most sensitive part, Pop it in your mouth and swirl your tongue around it, Guy's probably a virgin given he's willing to give away free stuff to get that succ, so he probably won't last too long.

>>721647
Make sure to work the whole thing, shaft and all. It'll be easier to keep any mess from getting on your stuff if your mouth is fully wrapped around him when he comes. Obviously, swallow as well.

If we do well enough, we can push way further than a butt plug!

>>721678
This. Try and work something else cool into the deal. one of those little egg vibrators?

>>721647
Don't forget to fondle the balls! maybe a finger in his butt if he's willing to let that happen.

>>721647
Have you done this for.

>>721647
Have you done this before

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/08(Sun)16:13 No. 721920 ID: 433720
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>>721748
No.

>>721649
Okay.

[1/4]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/08(Sun)16:13 No. 721921 ID: 433720
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>>721650

[2/4]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/08(Sun)16:14 No. 721922 ID: 433720
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>>721678
>>721681
"Cough... Cough..."
"You're gonna have to throw something else in--"

[3/4]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/08(Sun)16:14 No. 721923 ID: 433720
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"Oh..."

[4/4]

Ask for a napkin or something to help wipe that off?

>>721923
Aww come on! I mean really, most guys ALWAYS wanna blow their load inside...it's like he was TRYING To ruin your clothes! be mildly upset about this

>>721923
Well, now he's gotta throw in a free shirt!

Clean up, collect butt plug.

ask him if hes down for a threesome with your friend jc as in jesus christ son of god and both of you go to church

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/08(Sun)22:54 No. 721962 ID: 433720
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>>721925
>>721926
"Okay, you did this on purpose! I demand the T-Shirt be free to make up for it!"

>>721924
I'm sure he'll just mess that up too. I'll go to the Bathroom instead.

>>721961
I don't think that's appropriate Post Blowjob Conversation...

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/08(Sun)22:58 No. 721963 ID: 433720
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>>721953
Free Loot!

What do now? Should I go back to the Bus Stop or somewhere else?

The Current time is 2:40pm
The Next Bus arrives at 3:00pm
Casey's Part is at 7:00pm

Inventory:
- Buttplug (Small)
- Lube (Sample Size; 1 Use)
- Chet the Sex Shop Guy's Number (Dry)
- $20 (Slightly Wet Still)

[2/2]

>>721963
We must contemplate how to achieve our goals! to obtain either bigger tits, or a futa cock...or both preferably!

>>721965
Oh! use the sex shop bathroom (if they have one anyway) to slip the buttplug in!

>>721967
Bus stop first, figure out buttplug mechanics at home.

>>721967
Seconded

>>721965
Umm can we not do a futa cock, i'm a little bored of futa threads plus big tits are more fun.

>>721987
Agreed.

>>721997
Horny futa we are not.

>>721986
Thirded

>>722004
Fourthed

>>722669
Negative one-ed.

>>722670
re fourthed

>>722711
Re-thirded. Or...-1ed, I guess.

>>721561
This post, and it's rationale, is crucial. Eyes on the prize, people.

To clarify, I support the buttplug, but I believe that a sex shop's bathroom is not a good place to try and put something up your butt for the first time.

Hello! Sorry I haven't updated in a while!

I've been working on a Remodel at work. Meaning I've been moving Books from one place to another for about 9 hours a day. My arms and especially my wrists are basically dead... I'll get back to ya when I'm feeling better!

Probably some time after the weekend.

>>721963
Also, in this post the background is white again because she stepped outside the Sex Shop already. It'd be pretty embarrassing to step back inside, like that scene from Ping Pong Summer where the Bully guy leaves but then he comes back because he forgot his jacket. But less funny because she isn't a Bad Guy.

>>722947
We love you, Bub!

Also
>Spend $20 on starter weapon (wooden sword, or club)
>Defeat rats and slimes until level 2.
>Spend stat points on hormones

>>723077
Hey we need some of that 20 for bus fare, bub.

Let's not mention the futa thing anymore then.

Theres a high possibility of a glory hole being in this restroom....so, restroom

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/16(Mon)17:18 No. 723812 ID: 433720
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>>721967
I already left the store, it'd be kinda embarrassing to go back in now...

>>721986
>>722004
>>722669
>>723457
Okay, fine.

I go back inside and ask to use the Employee Restroom again. Chet gives me the key.

I go into the restroom apply Lube. (Lube Sample removed from inventory)

Oh, ohmy--
It feels a lot bigger when you put it in!
(-1 Hunger, +1 Arousal)

According to the instructions on the Buttplug Box, I should use Lube and shouldn't have the Buttplug inserted for more that 2 hours. It's a silicone Buttplug and I have Oil Based Lube.

Hello! I'm back! Unfortunately I am working on the Remodel again this week... But I'm not working in books! So my wrists aren't dead. At least not yet anyway...

>>723812
Go check the bus schedule now, I guess.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/16(Mon)18:11 No. 723833 ID: 433720
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>>723815
I already know the Bus Arrives every hour. And based on the position of the sun, it'll arrive in about 5 minutes.

>>723078
The bus is free until 5 PM. I already said this here >>721074

Current time 2:55pm.

>>723833
Well, you've five minutes to get used to sitting on your new bum before you have to deal with sitting it in a bouncing bus.

>>723833
gaze, gaze upon the magnificent dick shaped cloud and dream of the possibilities.

>>723833
I Immensely enjoy that the blush effect is seemingly now constant.

W-WAITASECOND
There's a propaganda poster with tits on it! Read that sucker for all it's worth!

>>723906
Man's got a point.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/17(Tue)16:37 No. 724021 ID: 433720
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>>723835
Oh no.

>>723878
(+1 Arousal)

>>723906
(Mammarymancy Survey Number Added to inventory)

>>724021
CALL EM

I'm a little curious about that other handbill but yeah.

If we can't call now, ride bus to dorm, and do it there.

Let's throw them a call.

>>724021
Write that number down. You can call them at home, or if you have a cell phone, while waiting out your bus ride. (Assuming you can concentrate enough to speak, at that point).

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/18(Wed)03:37 No. 724184 ID: 433720
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>>724026
>>724040
>>724056
I'll have to wait till I get home. And I took the last tear tab with the number on it, so I don't have to write it down.

>>724037
Not sure what other one you're talking about, so I'll just read the next one over.

Looks like the bus is almost here, I might be able to read one more flier before it gets here.

Upper Left.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/18(Wed)13:38 No. 724247 ID: 433720
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>>724188
It's too high up to read. I'll pull it down.
(Muscle Fighting Tournament flier added to inventory.)

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/18(Wed)13:40 No. 724249 ID: 433720
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[Animated]

I get on the bus and the Bus Driver gives me a funny look.

"A shirt is a shirt!"

I walk about 2/3rds back. Theres nobody else on the bus.

We take off, and every bump feels like magic.
(+2 Arousal)

There... are two... unf--StOPs! ... My.. Appar--ment. Ohmy..

[2/2]

You could kneel on the seat. Or lie sideways on it.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/18(Wed)14:21 No. 724262 ID: 433720
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>>724260
Good Idea!

Guess not...

I'll *Gasp* have to.. *pant* Endure.

Remove your jacket, bunch it up a bit, and sit on it. The cushioning should absorb some of the jostling. I just hope that doesn't violate one of these buses stupid rules.

Tough it out, you're almost home.

On the plus side, getting on the bus in this state was kind of silly! But we can go sillier.

>>724262
Practice butt kegels, build up that muscle. just in case you have to fight in the tournament.

I feel like this thread started a bit silly but now it is kinda hot. Shamefully so.

Pull your knees up close to yourself so every bump is even MORE magic.

You'll be magician or a wizard or some kid with a fancy forehead scar by the time you get home.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/19(Thu)00:46 No. 724393 ID: 433720
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>>724263
Okay... unh..
>>724280
>>724310
>>724314
>>724381
(+1 Arousal)
Omigosh, omigosh.. Unf.- "I'm." *Pant* "Cumming." *Gasp* "AAaaaaahh..."
(Orgasm Achieved! Arousal Reduced to 0, +1 Focus)
*Pant* *Pant*

That is the most stoic of grandmothers.

>>724393
Keep riding that bus I guess

Strike up a conversation with the stoic grandma.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/19(Thu)12:09 No. 724450 ID: 433720
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>>724410
>>724413
"So, how about that female reproductive system. Sure is a doozy ain't it?"
(+1 Embarrassment)

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/19(Thu)12:09 No. 724451 ID: 433720
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>>724411
That's my stop!

Time sure does fly when you're involuntarily orgasming in pubic.

[2/2]

Make a quick check to be certain stoic grandma isn't actually dead grandma.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/19(Thu)12:55 No. 724455 ID: 433720
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>>724453
When she snores, the Bus Driver looks back for a second. Then goes back to driving.

Time to get off then. I mean the bus, get off the bus.

Get off...in both ways. At the same time.

>>724455
No, no, don't keep driving! This is my stop, let me off, please!

Pull the emergency cord thing if you have to.

I bet you could snag that pair of sweet, Retro-Ass shades off her face without waking her.

Old people sleep like death after all. They gotta practice for the real thing.

>>724466
Yeah, this.

But hide them in your jacket pocket, and don't put them on until you're outside.

>>724466
Nah, don't be a thief.

>>724466
What, and ruin Rad Granny's whole aesthetic? we may have already stolen some guy's money, but that's MONEY! You can't steal someone's STYLE, that's moral-event-horizon level!

>>724455
Just hurry home and make with the mammarymancy

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/05/20(Fri)00:39 No. 724645 ID: 433720
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>>724456
>>724460
>>724465
But this isn't my stop. The NEXT stop, is my stop.

Sure is a good think I don't have to blindly follow your Suggestions. Otherwise I might end up in some REAL Trouble...

>>724466
>>724474
Those are pretty Rad Shades.

>>724612
>>724619
>>724626
You're right, Aesthetic is probably all she's got left...

Ok , think we need to increase the pressure.
CHALLENGE:
Have at least 1 size bigger breasts by te time we get to the party!
REWARD:
Whatever breast size you achieve, I (the fourth wall) will double it!

>>724648
gross, don't e-rp in the thread
Really though, make the most of your remaining ride with some more buttplug squatting.

Yes. Aesthetic. It may be all she has left. But SHE HAS IT.
You need it, for that party later.
Because RAD Shades = RAD party. Ya Dig?

Besides, It's Just ONE moral event horizon.

Evil's pretty cool. Evil people are RAD. They have RAD shades, after all. Granny over there is prolly pretty Evil herself, no WAY some goody two shoes would ever get a pair of shades as RAD as that. She prolly stole them herself off of someone less RAD.

So go ahead. Take the shades. Complete the cycle.
The RAD Cycle. They're pretty much already yours if you think about it. You're way RAD and deserving of those RAD glasses.

It's easy. Just reach over...
And be RAD!

>>724645
Counter point to the suggestion of glasses theft: But....what if....bukkake? That old lady may need them to protect her eyes, in the event of horrible old people sex party bukkake sessions. Do you really want those on your face?

>>724658
That like Triples their value AT LEAST.
They don't call'um "The Golden Years" for nothin'.
There's GOLD in that cum!

Now we gotta take 'um.

>>724645
is she dead?

what if, and yo don't have to like it it's just a suggestion...we kill her.
Then take the shades knowing she doesn't need them?

what if, and yo don't have to like it it's just a suggestion...we kill her.
Then take the shades knowing she doesn't need them?

Dude, don't take the old lady's sunglasses. Not only is it stealing, and it's stealing from a old woman which is worse. And it's even worse than that 'cause people often wear those kind of fit-over sunglasses 'cause they just got eye surgery. So when "granny" here wakes up and opens her eyes, she may end up blinded and it may be permanent. But stealing them is almost certainly a non-option 'cause you'll get caught 'cause that bus driver seems to have eyes in the back of his head. You'll probably get banned from his bus route, if not the whole bus system, for petty theft, and might get the cops called on you.

Just take your seat and get off at your stop. Then you can call that mammarymancy number once you get home, take the survey and see if you win.

>>724673
So what your saying is...
If we kill her first... She won't end up with permanent blindness when we take her shades?
Seems like a win to me.

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>>724648
If we could just give her Big Ol' Tiddies, this wouldn't be much of a quest...

>>724649
(+1 Arousal)

>>724655
>>724658
>>724659
>>724666
>>724673
First off, I'm not committing Murder, because some disembodied voices told me to. Second, we already decided not to steal the Rad Shades. >>724645

>>724664
I don't think dead people snore... >>724455

Anyway, where at my stop now.

Maybe sitting on my jacket wasn't such a great idea after all...

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Welcome Home. Please excuse the poor architecture, the government funded it's construction... At least we're a major Economic Power...

(Quest: GET HOME!, Complete, Rank: A.)
(Side Quests Completed: 2)
(Loot Bonus: 2)
(Sexy/Silly Bonus: 3)
(Overall: Yeah, that was pretty cool.)
(Thread 1 completed. Please insert Thread 2)

Hello! You did it! You helped... *Cough* get home safely! I need some time to prepare for the next part of the adventure. See y'all soon!

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>>724681
*we're

when will this return?

>>726516
Do you realize the problem of asking an absent author when they're coming back?

>>726516
Pretty soon!

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727561.html