t 2016/05/01(Sun)19:33 No. 720370 ID: d11a67
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space is very big and there are many stars and planets to look at and youve been looking at them for a while

get back in your spaceship and go talk to one of those guys with the wings flying about in the background there

t 2016/05/01(Sun)19:36 No. 720372 ID: d11a67
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its fun to float around in space but you hadnt really planned anything past this point

maybe it is time to start thinking of an adventure to do

hello everybody! this is my first quest and i hope you guys like it.

Spaaaaaaaaace!

Do you have any friends with you in space? Maybe you should go make some!

Visit one of the planets!

Cut the cable and see how long you can hold your breath.

t 2016/05/01(Sun)19:56 No. 720382 ID: d11a67
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its time to go back to your spaceship

it would be easier if you had friends to help you but you dont really have friends

get a space astronaut puppy

t 2016/05/01(Sun)19:58 No. 720386 ID: d11a67
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but maybe the new adventure could be making friends

>>720386
first step: buy a dog
second step: proper haircut

put your hair up in little ponytails.

where are some known Dog Acquiring Places in space?

t 2016/05/01(Sun)20:08 No. 720393 ID: d11a67
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you pull out your spacemap that you made yourself and youre very proud of how it turned out

you havent been to any of these places but you saw them through your big telescope

theres DOG PLANET which looks like a lot of fun because its a planet of dogs. having a dog buddy to go on adventures with would be real swell but you are nervous because what if youre too big and have too few legs

theres ANGEL PLANET which has a bunch of big boys with wings and you dont know what they are so you call them angels. they like to fly around outside their planet and be as big or as small as they want.

then theres DINOSAUR PLANET which is crazy because you could meet dinosaurs which you thought was impossible but nothing is impossible in space. youre scared you might get eaten but then again maybe you are making too many assumptions

you drew a nice picture of yourself

also theres HECK

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IN SPACE!

Go to dog planet to make a dog friend and then check out the flying boys!

Angle planet.

t 2016/05/01(Sun)20:15 No. 720397 ID: d11a67
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DOG PLANET has a very powerful allure

dog planet........

dog PLANET..........

DOG planet..........

DOG..... PLANET

t 2016/05/01(Sun)20:22 No. 720400 ID: d11a67
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dog planet better prepare for little t

spaceship dance party on your way to the dogs

t 2016/05/01(Sun)20:42 No. 720405 ID: d11a67
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you bust out your most powerful dance moves in celebration of the start a new adventure

set course and boost rockets! when do we land?

t 2016/05/02(Mon)22:37 No. 720607 ID: d11a67
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youre not really sure how to explain it but your ship runs on adventure. basically if you have an adventure in mind you just press the button and it takes you exactly where you need at as fast as you need

its also stick shift but youre kinda bad at that

you pass a massive angel on your way to dog planet

t 2016/05/02(Mon)22:38 No. 720608 ID: d11a67
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you make a safe and smooth landing

theres trees all around you

its pretty

t 2016/05/02(Mon)22:39 No. 720610 ID: d11a67
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natives are watching you

say hello in their language

>>720610
be a massive racist and start throwing sticks

Roll on the ground.

We come in peace! (Shoot to kill!)

>>720608
Has anyone ever told you your adventure ship looks pretty much like a dick.

>>720615
This.

t 2016/05/03(Tue)23:02 No. 720886 ID: d11a67
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oh my gosh these could be your first friends

you need to make some good moves to impress them

luckily youve got an idea forming

t 2016/05/03(Tue)23:03 No. 720887 ID: d11a67
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just gotta take it slow

and reach down carefully

and grab a nice looking stick

t 2016/05/03(Tue)23:03 No. 720888 ID: d11a67
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and roll on your back and throw the stick in the air

excellent work you did it

t 2016/05/03(Tue)23:05 No. 720890 ID: d11a67
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your actions apparently had different meanings than you hoped

bark loudly at them. that will DEFINITELY earn their forgiveness.

You gotta stick your butt out at them first, dude

>>720933
Yup. Present bum for sniffing.

t 2016/05/05(Thu)22:18 No. 721235 ID: d11a67
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this is all just a misunderstanding really

they didnt know you were trying to make friends and you didnt know you were doing anything wrong

t 2016/05/05(Thu)22:19 No. 721236 ID: d11a67
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its gonna take all of your many smarts to get outta this kerfuffle but you think you got a good plan

a really good plan even

theyll know youre not so bad

t 2016/05/05(Thu)22:20 No. 721237 ID: d11a67
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BORK

t 2016/05/05(Thu)22:20 No. 721238 ID: d11a67
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in retrospect you shoulda seen this coming

Welp. Jail is super lame.

Lie on the floor like a rug.

t 2016/05/05(Thu)22:37 No. 721240 ID: d11a67
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uuughhhhh jail is soooooo booooriiiinngggg

Rattle the bars and sing a prison song

>>721240
scratch a picture of a dog with a briefcase on the wall, bark angrily until the guard comes, and use it to demand a lawyer.
Also try to ask this in english, ya never know

This planet's boring, let's recall our rocket to our location and blast off.

t 2016/05/06(Fri)20:58 No. 721489 ID: d11a67
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looks like youre stuck in here for a while

your spaceship is still out where you landed it, and you need to be inside it for it to go anywhere. right now its just a big chunk of metal

you entertain yourself by drawing what you imagine a dog lawyer looks like and singing a prison song

you dont know any prison songs so you made one up to the tune of 'ive been working on the railroad'

i wish i wasnt in prison
prisons a bad place to be
i wish i wasnt in prison
it is not the place for me

hmmm da heedee hmmm hmmm
prison song hmm hmmmm
cant you hear the hmmm hmm hmmm
prison song song song

t 2016/05/06(Fri)20:59 No. 721490 ID: d11a67
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theres something behind you

on the other side of the bars

t 2016/05/06(Fri)21:00 No. 721491 ID: d11a67
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looks like you got a visitor

t 2016/05/06(Fri)21:01 No. 721496 ID: d11a67
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this is your public defender

his name is oliver

>>721496
"what a twist! no but really is your ankle ok"

>>721496
Ask if he's okay. Ask what you did wrong, exactly.

be as polite as possible! even if you have to use mime!

>>721496
Tell your lawyer dog to be right for once and win your case.

Suggestion 2016/05/08(Sun)22:05 No. 721957 ID: d11a67
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oliver is alright. he says he trips over stuff or crashes into things a couple times a day, honestly

t 2016/05/08(Sun)22:15 No. 721959 ID: d11a67
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oliver has your case file

looks like youre gonna be tried for two counts of premeditated antics and one count of second-degree shenanigans

t 2016/05/08(Sun)22:22 No. 721960 ID: d11a67
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the shenanigans are gonna be tough for the prosecution to prove but theyve got two eyewitnesses for the antics charges which are gonna have the heftier punishment anyway so its sort of a moot point you know but theres always

you stopped listening to your attorney to have a brief panic attack

>>721960
Pass out, they can't convict you if you aren't awake!

... i think...

Panic and demand to know how you were supposed to have premeditated committing antics when you don't even know the legal definition of antics, or shenanigans for that matter.

the antics weren't premeditated. you're controlled by the voices in your head. no way they're gonna be able to prove that you premeditated on the antics. heh. looks like you got a game plan for the trial

>>721960
Ask what kind of time you might be looking at, here. What's the punishment for those crimes, if you're convicted?

What about defense strategy? Do we have a defense strategy?

t 2016/05/09(Mon)22:01 No. 722379 ID: d11a67
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you grab the clipboard and oliver lets you have it. all you wanted to do was make friends. you didnt know you were breaking any laws or anything you just wanted to say hi

t 2016/05/09(Mon)22:02 No. 722380 ID: d11a67
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it wasnt premeditated you didnt want to cause a big fuss and look at you now oh this is just the worst oh gosh oh no oh really no youve made such a scene

t 2016/05/09(Mon)22:02 No. 722381 ID: d11a67
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you dont feel good

t 2016/05/09(Mon)22:03 No. 722382 ID: d11a67
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you REALLY dont feel good

t 2016/05/09(Mon)22:10 No. 722384 ID: d11a67
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your vision starts to get kinda funny at the edges. darkness.

voices?

.-..-. .--. .-. .. ... --- -. . .-. - .-. .- -. ... .--. --- .-. - .- - .. --- -. - --- - .... . -.-. . -. - .-. .- .-.. .. -. ..-. .. ..-. - . . -. -- .. -. ..- - . ... .-.-.- .--. .-.. . .- ... . .--. .-. . .--. .- .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -... . .-.. --- -. --. .. -. --. ... -. . . -.. . -.. - --- -.. . ..-. . -. -.. .. -. ..-. .-. --- -. - --- ..-. - .... . --.- ..- . . -. ... -.-. --- ..- .-. - .-..-.

.-..-. ..-. .. ..-. - . . -. -- .. -. ..- - . ... ..--.. - .... .- - .----. ... -. --- - . -. --- ..- --. .... - .. -- . .-..-.

t 2016/05/09(Mon)22:11 No. 722385 ID: d11a67
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.-..-. .-- . -.. .. -.. -. .----. - . ...- . -. -.. .. ... -.-. ..- ... ... .-- .... . - .... . .-. --- .-. -. --- - - --- -.-. .... --- --- ... . - .-. .. .- .-.. -... -.-- -.-. --- -- -... .- - .-..-.

Okay first of all you should wake up, second of all you should do approximately zero of the things you did before now

>>722384
Trial's starting in 15 minutes.

>>722385
It might be trial by combat.

Wake up, find out if you're about to shank a bitch.

>>722392

the trial's not in fifteen minutes, just transportation to the queen's court. little t still has time!

>>722528
Thats a pretty wimpy chain
look it over for a chain link that looks less good than the rest, and unbend it like the paperclip it is

Who else is here? Are you in a transport? Anything out the window?! WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH!?

Convince Oliver to run away with you and be your dog friend on a crazy space adventure. Leave his boring life of paperwork and briefcases behind!

t 2016/05/13(Fri)14:43 No. 722959 ID: d11a67
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the chain looks pretty weak and your muscles are so strong and huge you could break it any time you want

you give it a little wiggle

ive been feeling under the weather the past few days so im very sorry for delays between updates!

t 2016/05/13(Fri)14:44 No. 722961 ID: d11a67
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oliver asks you to stop trying to break the chain please itd be really swell of you

you leave the chain alone

t 2016/05/13(Fri)14:45 No. 722962 ID: d11a67
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he offers you a bottle of water

you realize youre parched and gladly accept it

>>722962
Thank your lawyer.

Ask about the case. So... do we have a defense strategy? A plan?

What happens if I'm found guilty, anyways. What kind of sentence am I looking at for these charges?

Ask about the protocol you need to know before meeting the queen. Don't want to accidentally offend her!

use the dihydrogen monoxide to melt your restraints and escape to the ship

t 2016/05/15(Sun)21:45 No. 723658 ID: d11a67
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thank you oliver the water is delicious

anyway what exactly is the queen all about whats her deal whats there to expect

t 2016/05/15(Sun)22:21 No. 723671 ID: d11a67
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the queen is the ultimate entity in the land, as strong as she is fair

the land has prospered during her reign with the empire expanding its territory and increase in trade with neighboring nations

she is the one who changed the justice system entirely as the people know it

Does she frown upon antics and shenanigans?

t 2016/05/15(Sun)22:50 No. 723681 ID: d11a67
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she allowed for trial by combat

t 2016/05/15(Sun)22:58 No. 723683 ID: d11a67
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well maybe combat isnt the right word theyre all non-violent competitions

like instead of a trial you could have a sing-off or poetry slam or something what do you think

>>723683
"Who can eat more chocolate without dying" contest?

What? That's lame, you said there was trial by combat so I want trial by combat. Give me the giant Q-tip and volcano option, please.

Adventure competition! You must travel around the world with a dog companion to see who can have the funnest time on your adventure. By the time you realize the true meaning of friendship and conclude that there was no winner, your adventure will be complete.

>>723737 The world? Don't think so small man, we have a SPACESHIP.
(Also this would be a good excuse to complete our original objective)

We could easily beat any of these dogs in a shenanigan-off. Plus it would be pretty awesome to get off the hook by doing the exact thing you're in trouble for.

You still haven't told me what sentence I might face if found guilty. Is it just a slap on the wrist? A fine, maybe? Community service?

>trial by 'combat'
What do you think my chances are if we try my case on the merits?

...what kind of 'combat' is this? Not to be racist or anything, but competitions invented by dogs for dogs might be things I'd have a natural disadvantage in.

>>723737
I second adventure competition! Let's bring a dog on our spaceship and see who can adventure the hardest!

t 2016/05/17(Tue)11:18 No. 723943 ID: d11a67
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the possibilities are endless. who can breakdance better. who can draw the best pictures of wrestlers. who can eat the most chocolate. who can get into the most shenanigans. who has the best aesthetic.

all of them, strong contenders indeed

t 2016/05/17(Tue)11:26 No. 723946 ID: d11a67
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but as strong as those ideas are you know theyre not the challenge youre destined to face

t 2016/05/17(Tue)11:38 No. 723948 ID: d11a67
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WHO CAN GET THE MOST SENSIBLE HAIRCUT

t 2016/05/17(Tue)11:42 No. 723950 ID: d11a67
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hahahaha can you even imagine

no but seriously its gonna be an adventure-off

But what are the odds that a queen would just have a spare quest lying around for someone accused of a crime?

>who can eat the most chocolate
But that's poison to dogs! What kind of eating competition is it where you're eating delicious candy and, at worst, facing weight gain and maybe the eventual onset of diabetes, when your dogged competitor is chocking down as much poison as he or she can?!

>>723952
I'm sure there's some unpleasant task she can give to a criminal.

>>724069
The kind little t wins.

>>724070
>t wins
A lookalike contest?

Hold onto that mental image for a bit longer. You need to prepare yourself for meeting your new adventuring buddy. Emergency hair-combing!

perhaps a competition to find the most HAIR-RAISING adventures in space? eh? eh??

t 2016/05/18(Wed)22:05 No. 724354 ID: d11a67
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theres some man-made (dog-made?) stuff out in the distance

it looks like youre arriving sooner rather than later

>>724285
:O

t 2016/05/20(Fri)23:25 No. 724814 ID: d11a67
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youve arrived

t 2016/05/20(Fri)23:27 No. 724815 ID: d11a67
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you ask oliver who in the heck these guys are and he says theyre royal guards

well maybe guards isnt the right word theyre just around to keep the peace

the queens guard has very different uniforms you see

t 2016/05/20(Fri)23:42 No. 724820 ID: d11a67
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oh cool, cool

also youve been wondering but would the queen really accept an adventure-off as a trial because it sounds a little unusual but you still have hopes

also what happens if you fail

t 2016/05/21(Sat)00:14 No. 724834 ID: d11a67
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oliver says that an adventure-off is a real swell idea and theres nothing in the books that says you cant have one! it sounds really fun too!

as for if you fail, well

t 2016/05/21(Sat)00:15 No. 724835 ID: d11a67
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the queens guard determines what happens to you then

t 2016/05/21(Sat)00:15 No. 724836 ID: d11a67
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but youre gonna do super! oliver believes in you!

any other questions?

>>724836
"Yeah, why are shenanigans illegal real quick? back where I'm from they're just a silly way to pass the time."

"Also, don't I have diplomatic immunity or something? I AM an alien."

Both of the above questions, and then ask if being your lawyer means he gets to be your second in the adventuring contest!

>>724838
Yeah, but we're a filthy illegal alien who landed here and cross their border without permission, not a formally recognized diplomat representing a foreign power.

>>724837

t 2016/05/23(Mon)16:02 No. 725523 ID: d11a67
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you ask whats up with shenanigans not being allowed because in your book shenanigans are really good and fun

oliver explains shenanigans and antics can be pretty scary. its easy to get spooked when someones trying to cause problems and you dont know whats going on! thats why it carries an average sentence of about a year or so

really the guard is the only one properly equipped to handle antics and stuff and thats because theyve been trained for years

t 2016/05/23(Mon)17:22 No. 725540 ID: d11a67
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you guess that makes sense. you still think shenanigans are fun though

You were pretty spooked earlier and you didn't know what was going on. Heck, you even passed out from a panic attack. Sue the court for illegally committing shenanigans and antics against you.

>>725541
Can we even do that? Let's ask.

>>725542

t 2016/05/25(Wed)20:37 No. 725979 ID: d11a67
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it's funny but you dont even mind being arrested

its all just part of the adventure

t 2016/05/25(Wed)20:38 No. 725980 ID: d11a67
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you guess its like how cops can have guns and arrest different people who have guns

its a different culture

t 2016/05/25(Wed)20:39 No. 725981 ID: d11a67
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besides

youre enjoying taking in the sights on the way to meet the queen

Ask the guards about themselves

As about the issue of antics or shenanigans during an adventure. Any good adventure will present the opportunity for both and you don't want to get in more trouble getting out of your current trouble.

t 2016/06/01(Wed)13:47 No. 727235 ID: d11a67
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you decide to make some small-talk with the guards

uh hello you are little t and you are currently a prisoner, but then again you suppose they already knew that, but anyway whats up

whats your names whats your styles

i return with a gasp

t 2016/06/01(Wed)13:51 No. 727237 ID: d11a67
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the guard on your right is lyddie and shes been a guard for some time now. pays alright and the uniform looks swanky even if it is heavy on the shoulders. its good honest work

she can deadlift twice her weight and graduated with honors from the academy

off-worlders like you are kind of a rarity as it turns out. shed never open up this much to a regular civilian but maybe on the chance you survive your challenge you can tell others in the galaxy about her

t 2016/06/01(Wed)13:55 No. 727238 ID: d11a67
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and the guard on your left is lanna. she basically agrees with everything lyddie says. its something for her pups at home to look up to. gotta be a good role-model for them during their formative months

its a little tough working long hours away from family but the job pays well and gives her plenty of time off so she cant complain

her pups are named mima and loril and ella and berrie do you wanna hear more about them theyre good pups

t 2016/06/01(Wed)13:58 No. 727240 ID: d11a67
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youre not one whos ever wanted kids or even felt like youd be a good parent to anything other than a plant maybe but you can still think kids are pretty cute

lanna assures you her pups are just adorable and you know that without seeing them shes absolutely right but then again puppies are already cute as the dickens

she tells you a particularly convoluted story about them you dont really follow but you appreciate her enthusiasm nonetheless

t 2016/06/01(Wed)14:01 No. 727241 ID: d11a67
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and at last you arrive at the queens court

it sure is.... something

you were never really good at architecture so you cant really describe the style

if ONLY someone could help you fit what this dang ol place looks like into words

IF ONLY

a single, imposing tower of redonkulous height! the very redonkulousness of the height is silly beyond compare! >:O

before you is a complex made up of several dog houses linked to each other

>>727245
The top of the tower also has two nubs, so it looks like someone buried a bone perfectly upright.

the structure is entirely made out of crystal, and it's so old it's started to grow from its original intricate architecture to a slightly more organic shape!

The entire castle seems to be made out of giant chew toys and tasty looking dog treats.

must be either a dog house so tall as to pierce the heavens, surrounded by a halo of clouds, or an ornate roman chapel so tiny it looks like a dog house

>>727241
a swirling nightmarish mass of disfigured dog faces, merging and swirling onto each other as a monument to the folly of dog in stony bas relief.

it's pretty metal.

YESSSS >>727247

t 2016/06/04(Sat)22:00 No. 727870 ID: d11a67
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youve never seen anything like it in your entire life.

clusters of doghouses wrapping around a vast stone tower like creeping vines. more than you could believe. enough to house an entire empire. maybe at one point it did. each house so intricate, too, with no two alike. the two houses on the top, most alike in the massive ash trees bursting out of the roofs to kiss the sky.

the bas relief on the tower itself, too. dogs in the throws of ecstasy and agony, sinners and saints at their final judgement. you can hear the wails and the song, the self-flagellation and the laughter.

and the crystals! the crystal garden at its base! you can so clearly see where they were first laid, and how they grew out like untamed roses. beautiful with impossible colors that you could stare at for the rest of your natural life.

no wonder you couldn't find the architectural terminology to describe the queen's court. it is more than a building. it must be Yggdrasil. the world tree. the cradle of existence. realm of gods and mortals and all that is good and all that is evil.

anyway the dogs left you chained up outside while they filed some paperwork.

t 2016/06/04(Sat)22:01 No. 727871 ID: d11a67
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you decide to draw it in the sand. this will help you remember its splendor.

t 2016/06/04(Sat)22:02 No. 727873 ID: d11a67
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outstanding

t 2016/06/04(Sat)22:04 No. 727874 ID: d11a67
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ah! and here comes your trusty public defender oliver through none other than that beautiful crystal garden, no doubt on his way to take you immediately to the trial.

you realize nows probably the last chance to change your mind regarding the whole 'adventure-off'. you sure you wanna take that path?

no true adventurer passes up a chance for an adventure. keep going the way you're going and everything'll be ok

>>727874
I dunno maybe you should choose something like a breakdancing contest or poetry jam.

Where's the interest in being little t, space adventurer, if we run from an adventure-off challenge? Full steam ahead!

i'd say that you should try a slam-poetry battle, but if you're not up to it then adventuring is still what you do best.

>>727874
He who lives by adventure, dies by adventure. It is your way.

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:15 No. 728699 ID: d11a67
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a slam poetry-off might be fun, actually. youve never done slam poetry before but who knows, you might be super good at it. just need that spark to find the light hidden within or something.

oliver kindly removes the chain-leashes attached to your handcuffs.

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:16 No. 728700 ID: d11a67
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its not much, but at least you can now move around on your own.

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:17 No. 728702 ID: d11a67
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oliver asks how you're doing. you say youre alright but you might be having second thoughts about the whole 'adventure-off' thing. you say you'll keep him posted and he tells you not to worry. you still have, like, a hundred feet to make up your mind.

you guys should really get going, though.

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:18 No. 728704 ID: d11a67
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OH NO OLIVERRRRR

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:19 No. 728705 ID: d11a67
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you rush to your attorney's side. he's fine, if not a bit startled. nothing more than a fright.

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:19 No. 728706 ID: d11a67
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except....

oliver can't find his pen.

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:21 No. 728707 ID: d11a67
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his lucky pen! his pen, the one his loving mother got him when he graduated from law school! if it fell out of his pocket when he fell it would have ended up in his lap but it's not there and he must have left it inside but there's NO TIME to go get it and ohhh now the trial's gonna be ruined!!

he sobs out apologies to you, his mother, and the lost pen

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:22 No. 728708 ID: d11a67
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wait

oliver says theres no time but

they cant start the trial without you

t 2016/06/09(Thu)22:24 No. 728709 ID: d11a67
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slam poetry nothing. youre here to do what youre destined to do, and thats ADVENTURE and right now you got a real good one coming up, the adventure to find and retrieve oliver's lost pen. youre already a criminal so what can they do, put you on trial?? jokes on them youre on your way to court already

you have two options
>BRING THE NOISE
>BRING THE PAIN

BRING THE RUCKUS

BRING THE DONUTS

Bring the heat, beat, and the freshest rhymes you will ever come to meet.

>>728710

no one else will understand that reference but i like you anon

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:41 No. 730484 ID: d11a67
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see, the thing with adventuring is that it isnt always whats fun to do

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:42 No. 730485 ID: d11a67
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sometimes its about whats right to do

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:43 No. 730486 ID: d11a67
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sometimes you have to make enemies

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:47 No. 730488 ID: d11a67
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your path takes weird turns

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:47 No. 730489 ID: d11a67
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and sometimes your highest priority is someone else's

Oh yeah, you're the man now dawg. with an a and w instead of an o. Now find that pen!

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:47 No. 730491 ID: d11a67
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but you do it, because you are an adventurer

t 2016/06/18(Sat)12:50 No. 730492 ID: d11a67
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and sometimes you just gotta take a page from your man rza's book and bring the ruckus

Your guards don't look particularly pleased with your escape.

>>730492
Turn and greet your guards by name. Oh hi, look, I found Oliver's pen! Can you take me back to see him now?

t 2016/06/18(Sat)13:18 No. 730505 ID: d11a67
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lyddie! lanna! so good to see you again. thank god oliver just left his pen at the reception. talk about a lucky break indeed

t 2016/06/18(Sat)13:19 No. 730506 ID: d11a67
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still. clutched it.

Okay, we can still spin this. Just so long as you resist the urge to talk about eating anyone's liver with chianti and fava beans.

Tell me about little t. Why do you wear the mask?

Mumble that there's no hard feelings but this might impede your ability to do slam poetry.

t 2016/06/18(Sat)13:32 No. 730514 ID: d11a67
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oliver, the adventure isnt gonna be you getting shot and thrown out of a plane, is it. oliver you really need the adventure to not be you getting shot and thrown out of a plane. thats not an adventure oliver. also who would shoot an adventurer before throwing them out a plane, oliver

the mask makes your voice sound kinda muffled and funny

totally worth it to help a friend.

>>730710
You don't get to bring friends.

maybe just do what they say for a while...

t 2016/06/23(Thu)20:25 No. 731629 ID: d11a67
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oliver assures you that in no way will the adventure be an execution of any kind

which is good, you guess

t 2016/06/23(Thu)20:32 No. 731632 ID: d11a67
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your adventure is gonna be just that- an adventure. a challenge to overcome! just about anything!

t 2016/06/23(Thu)20:42 No. 731633 ID: d11a67
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gasp!

the queen is here! the judge who will decide your fate! dog planet's fair and just ruler herself!

t 2016/06/23(Thu)21:33 No. 731643 ID: d11a67
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actually given the look on the queens face you maybe shouldnt rule out execution as your adventure

Show respect!

Begin barking and howling. Never stop.

Hold still and stay quiet. You've been wrong about etiquette before and probably can't afford any wrong moves at this juncture

Well I mean you can just do what everyone else is doing to show respect.

t 2016/06/28(Tue)10:59 No. 732352 ID: d11a67
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the queen walks

the members of the court yip and howl in hushed tones as she passes them by

t 2016/06/28(Tue)10:59 No. 732353 ID: d11a67
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you howl as well, with as much respect as one can show while howling

awoo

ok thats adorable
youre a good awooer

listen very intently!

awwwwwwwwwwww!

just go along with the queen says, if it does end up as execution, you could have a new adventure of your own: Escaping execution!

t 2016/07/03(Sun)23:10 No. 733574 ID: d11a67
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the queen sits on her throne and begins to speak

"let the defendant know that this court takes an exceedingly dim view of the unrepentant and dangerous conduct that has been displayed."

t 2016/07/03(Sun)23:16 No. 733577 ID: d11a67
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"based on the defendant's outrageous behavior, this court will sua sponte charge the defendant with aggravated ruckus, which is a class III felony"

t 2016/07/03(Sun)23:27 No. 733579 ID: d11a67
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"let the defendant's party state their case."

t 2016/07/03(Sun)23:30 No. 733581 ID: d11a67
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you are now oliver

>>733581
suddenly and vividly have your entire knowledge of Dog Law flash through your head in a brief but illuminating moment of clarit, illustrating a glistening path towards exonerating your client

>>733582
or atleast refresh on the basics of Dog Law so we know what the hell we're doing.

Think Oliver, think, He flew off the handle like that to get you back your precious pen. He wasn't out to cause a ruckus he was trying to show loyalty to a new friend. Dog Law's big on acts of loyalty isn't it?

flashback of dog law
>>733603 !
he did that for a good cause! even though he knew hed face consequence! that is admirable, that is a good quality to posess!

>a class III felony
Quick lawyerdog, what does that mean?

>oliver
Do a quick flashback of your entire time in lawerdog college. Try not to focus too much on the drinking and the parties, you need law knowledge right now!

Quickly summarise in your head all the ways this case is going to go wonderfully and it's going to be so easy to get your client off

>>733906
==>

ok that's cool, let us know when it's time to make some sort of informed decision

t 2016/07/13(Wed)22:18 No. 735685 ID: d11a67
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There's a clear precedent that establishes your client cannot be charged with ruckus of any degree.

You read about it in your first year of law school. The case wasn't assigned to study, per say, but you still wrote about it for one of your papers.

The case of Barker v. Howler.

Alright, make your case. I think there's a second charge though, the shenanigans? I doubt that can be so easily dismissed.

Tell us about the case! Also, do these laws still apply if your client is from off-planet?

t 2016/07/19(Tue)15:09 No. 737035 ID: d11a67
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It was, on its surface, an open-and-shut case. Barker alleged her next door neighbor Yipper was making noises best described as “screaming into a kazoo” for over an hour one workday evening, all throughout the Barker family dinner. When constables arrived on the scene, Yipper admitted she had indeed been making said racket for the length of time the plaintiff reported. A textbook case of a charge of ruckus if there ever was one!

hey guys its me, t. i wanted to apologize for not updating this as much as i really should, and nowhere near as much as you guys deserve! ive working about six days a week every week, and ive been having really weird anxiety updating?? ill try my best to improve and post more, but i just wanted to let you guys know little t adventures is always on my mind and in an ideal world id be updating it every other minute. love y'all!

t 2016/07/19(Tue)15:10 No. 737036 ID: d11a67
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However, what Barker didn’t know was that the defendant had been making such noise to entertain her nephew for the evening- a nephew who was a fussy young pup barely old enough to sit up on his own. The poor pup missed his parents dearly, and Yipper’s noisemaking was the only thing that kept him laughing, instead of snuffling and bawling. Yipper hadn’t wanted to cause a fuss, but she certainly couldn’t abandon such a young pup in a time of need.

t 2016/07/19(Tue)15:12 No. 737039 ID: d11a67
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The plaintiff’s case was dismissed because the defendant was performing out of a sense of self-sacrifice and loyalty, rather than out of any genuine malice or desire to infuriate. The courts realized they could not in good conscience punish someone who was merely trying to prevent distress in a time of need. Barker herself apologized profusely, and even bought her neighbor a wonderful new kazoo for her troubles.

>>737039
This case is comparable, in that my client was only wishing to communicate and did not understand the nuance required for such.

t 2016/07/23(Sat)22:19 No. 738321 ID: d11a67
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"The court has, upon consideration of the defense's remarks, decided to lighten the defendant's charges."

t 2016/07/23(Sat)23:56 No. 738360 ID: d11a67
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"The charges of ruckus in any degree have been dropped, and the previous charges will be lessened, given the character of the defenda-"

t 2016/07/24(Sun)00:00 No. 738362 ID: d11a67
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bang! a voice!

"your honor!"

(you are little t again after all this is little t adventure not oliver lawyer debate)

Look to see who's talking. The prosecutor?

Since the ruckus charges have been dropped could we possibly be released from some of these extra restraints?

>>738397
!!

>>738362
Just sit about, struggling wouldn't exactly help anything now would it

t 2016/07/25(Mon)23:34 No. 738742 ID: d11a67
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you

uh

huh.

this must be the prosecutor.

t 2016/07/25(Mon)23:37 No. 738743 ID: d11a67
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the guys pretty small. everyone heres been at least a head taller than you, but he seems to be about eye level with you give or take a few inches

he clears his throat loudly

excuse me, your honor. there was a pressing matter which required my utmost attention

slurp

skylar is this one full-pump vanilla skylar i said two half-pumps vanilla not one full pump okay

slurp

slurp

anyway

Inform them you require a beverage to help clear your throat. Cough a few times while telling them this.

be on your best behavior, t.

oliver, whatever they cook up, u got this

This seems like time for lawyer talk, I'd say keep quiet and watch the show.

Ponder the difference between two half pumps and one full pump of vanilla. What difference would it possibly make?

>>738743
...well if the prosecution is being generally disrespectful of the proper decorum of the court, I suppose that's to your advantage.

t 2016/07/27(Wed)23:00 No. 739065 ID: d11a67
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all this slurping has made you thirsty

oliver helpfully pours some water in your mouth

t 2016/07/27(Wed)23:04 No. 739067 ID: d11a67
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the little guy clears his throat and flips through his manila folder before he continues speaking

good morning, your honor. he says. moe, representative for the prosecution. your honor, if it pleases the court, i would like to start this mornin by asking the court's guidance and clarification on a specific point.

t 2016/07/27(Wed)23:04 No. 739068 ID: d11a67
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am i being paid by the hour?

>>739068
No.

Well, little t presumably wouldn't know that, but you know the saying, if you have to ask, probably not.

>>739068
No. You're a sallaried public servant. If you want billable hours and a pricey retainer, you should have gone into private practice.

I wonder how bad the Queen is gonna smite him for a lack of respect, or if decorum in dog court is really this lax.

That sounds like a question he should be asking his office not the court. Hey, Oliver isn't this question a waste of the court's time? There has to be some way you can call him out on that.

She does not look very impressed...

t 2016/07/31(Sun)20:59 No. 739931 ID: d11a67
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MOEQUEST

You are now Moe.

Select you're action:

>a. Check what's trending on social media
>b. Delete all unread emails
>c. Take another sip of your grande chai tea latte, 2 ½ pump vanilla, 1 full pump chocolate, skim milk, lite water, no foam, extra hot, extra foam

All of the above, of course!

Although the proper order includes doing c more than once. Probably something like:

cacbcac

>>739931
Check out the Queen's bangin' tits

C, then B.

B & C. Don't check the trends. Be the trends.

A, I have to know what the dog planet equivalent of Cat pictures is.

AC

t 2016/08/02(Tue)15:12 No. 740180 ID: d11a67
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Hmm. The trends are all boring and disagreeable today. Not up to par, one bit.

t 2016/08/02(Tue)15:14 No. 740181 ID: d11a67
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Well, it's like they always say, "don't follow the trends when you can be the trends, especially you, Moe".

Slurp.

Skylar definitely put a full pump of vanilla in this. Nobody understands how important this is. Nobody.

t 2016/08/02(Tue)15:15 No. 740182 ID: d11a67
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This is also an optimal time to follow up on all those emails you haven't read.

Aaaand they're gone and no longer your problem.

Email is easy when you're the best!

Why does Moe have antennae?

t 2016/08/02(Tue)15:32 No. 740189 ID: d11a67
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It's such a good day to be you, Moe, attorney.

It's also a good day to have a very smart suit, and also antennae, the latter of which are a trademark of your species.

Only weirdos don't have them.

>>740189
Make your opening statement.

>flirt with the queen

Oliver doesn't have antenna. We can use this against him in the trial.

Throw that thing in the trash and tell Skylar to get you a new one, with two half pumps of vanilla this time. Then point out how the person in the case she is referring to was placating a child who didn't know any better rather than a full grown adult capable of retrieving their own pen without the need for stress and aggravation for so many.

>>740189
>>740190
>Make that your opening statement
ftfy

t 2016/08/11(Thu)13:45 No. 741564 ID: d11a67
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Oop. Better hurry it up. The Queen's looking kinda impatient. For some reason.

t 2016/08/11(Thu)13:46 No. 741565 ID: d11a67
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Well. You better get this show on the road.

But before that.

t 2016/08/11(Thu)13:48 No. 741567 ID: d11a67
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You turn around and grasp the bottom of Skylar's shirt in your paw.

Skylar, you say. Skylar listen. Skylar my soul is speaking directly to yours. Skylar. Skylar pay attention. Please for one second Skylar listen to the words I am speaking out of my mouth.

Skylar. I just wanted to let you know that now in this difficult time I truly need you.

t 2016/08/11(Thu)13:50 No. 741570 ID: d11a67
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Skylar I NEED you to go get me another grande chai tea latte with 2 ½ pump vanilla 1 full pump chocolate skim milk lite water no foam, extra hot extra foam.

Skylar this is a TRASH DRINK and we have BEEN OVER THIS. There is ABSOLUTELY A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO HALF PUMPS AND ONE FULL PUMP. Honestly. Such a lack of dedication.

t 2016/08/11(Thu)14:03 No. 741571 ID: d11a67
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Skylar, you add, you might wanna step outside for a few minutes.

You're about to drop some major truth-bombs.

t 2016/08/11(Thu)14:07 No. 741572 ID: d11a67
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you are little t again and if one more dog hijacks your perspective you are gonna puke your pants to death

Drop. The muthafrikkin. Truth bombs.

Yawn loudly.

Try not to...*snrk*...puke your pants to death.

Look at oliver, see how he's taking this clown

>>741572
You might want to revise that position- you're surrounded by dogs and you're still tied up. Your perspective is liable to get bored and find someone who can do something to focus on, and everyone here is dogs!