Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/01(Fri)23:51 No. 713231 ID: 1f8505
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>>713228
>>713220

You SPRINKLE the LIMEBREAKER JUICE on the ANGRY ROBOT. It SPARKS and SHORT-CIRCUITS, causing it to SHUT DOWN.

In the DISTANCE, you can hear a rather MASSIVE MACHINE starting to POWER UP. You SUSPECT it might be DR. TORI'S FINAL BOSS MACHINE.

>>713231

*LIMEBUSTER JUICE.

Man, we can't even KEEP the NAMES STRAIGHT.

>>713231
TEAR APART THE ROBOT AND WEAR IT AS A DISGUISE TO PRETEND YOU KILLED YOU AND AVOID THE BOSS

>>713233
This. So much this.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/03(Sun)14:47 No. 713628 ID: 1f8505
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>>713233
>>713287

You are UNABLE to WEAR the ROBOT because it is TOO SMALL for your SUPER JUMPING PHYSIQUE.

Going PAST the DISABLED ROBOT, you meet with an ELITE HELMETED DERP. It seems NONE TOO PLEASED that you SHORTED out the ROBOT.

>>713628
Shoot with gun.

Throw poop at him.

Take HELMET.

>>713628
Throw the robot at him. He's small enough it'll probably crush him.

>>713628
throw lime juice at the derp's eyeball staff

Boop with poop.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/03(Sun)16:31 No. 713660 ID: 1f8505
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>>713637

You go with THIS because it FEELS GOOD to TOSS a ROBOT on a SMALL ENEMY, much like SUPER MARIO BROS. 2.

The DISABLED ROBOT CRASHES into the ELITE HELMETED DERP, taking them BOTH OUT.

"Ow my head AND my entire body!" says the ELITE HELMETED DERP.

Isn't his head his entire body?

Man, why aren't enemies despawning after they die now? Or is the robot not technically dead, only disabled? Or was it never alive?

Anyway keep going we gotta find the evil doctor.

>>713660
Steal helmet.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/03(Sun)17:19 No. 713680 ID: 1f8505
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>>713663

The HELMET does not FIT. What a SHAME.

>>713661

You GUESS it has to do with the POORLY OPTIMIZED GAME CODE due to a RUSHED DEADLINE.

Anyways, you advance until you spy DR. TORI MYSTERIOUSLY HOVERING in the AIR inside a GLASS BUBBLE.

"Welcome, SUPER JUMPING GUY! Welcome... TO DIE!

Even DR. TORI's DIALOGUE was rushed in its TRANSLATION.

Smear poop all over his glass orb to blind him.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/03(Sun)17:21 No. 713682 ID: 1f8505
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SUDDENLY, an ENORMOUS BADLY DRAWN SUPER ROBOT appears around DR. TORI.

"BEHOLD! My SUPER ULTRA TARANTULA BOT 8000 1/2! HA HA HA HA HA!"

Things are getting SUPER SERIOUS now.

We must blind him with the poop before he pulls out the other 1/2 of his machine then!

>>713681
Still the best plan.

>>713682
Throw poop, then rapidly pause and unpause the game as it hits, so the flawed game engine incorrectly registers dozens and dozens of attacks.

Just spray Limebuster's hot juices all over it again.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/03(Sun)18:06 No. 713703 ID: 1f8505
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>>713684
>>713693

You proceed to THROW the LAST of your POO at the COCKPIT of DR. TORI.

"This is just GROSS! Ack!"

DR. TORI is BLINDED and CANNOT SEE! NOW is your CHANCE to DELIVER A FINISHING BLOW!

>>713703

You ALSO ABUSE the PAUSE SCREEN to make WAY MORE POO appear on DR. TORI'S COCKPIT.

Potato gun! Spray spud all over his robot!

Spud him good.

Stab him in his power button.

Charge your potato gun to fire a huge potato blast!

>>713703
Potatoes in the exhaust ports.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)14:33 No. 713880 ID: 1f8505
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>>713705
>>713707
>>713743
>>713744

You WHIP OUT your POTATO GUN and begin CHARGING.

"Argh! Where is the WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID button?!"

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)14:36 No. 713881 ID: 1f8505
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You then UNLEASH the MIGHTY STARCHY BLAST of your POTATO GUN. An ENORMOUS CHARGED PARTICLE POTATO CRASHES into the ENORMOUS BADLY DRAWN SUPER ROBOT.

"What the HECK?!"

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)14:37 No. 713882 ID: 1f8505
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In a SERIES of CIRCULAR ANIME EXPLOSIONS, the ENORMOUS BADLY DRAWN SUPER ROBOT is DESTROYED.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)14:38 No. 713884 ID: 1f8505
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DR. TORI lands in FRONT of you, all while being SHOWERED with PIECES of the ENORMOUS BADLY DRAWN SUPER ROBOT. He pulls out a WHITE FLAG and waves it around.

"I surrender, SUPER JUMPING GUY."

FINISH HIM

It's a trap! I bet he's still got one more secret weapon to pull out on you.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)14:59 No. 713890 ID: 1f8505
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>>713885
>>713886

"Sorry DR. TORI, but I'm not letting you ESCAPE and return in a SEQUEL! The GAME DESIGNERS will have to come up with a NEW and BETTER ANTAGONIST!"

You STONE COLD EXECUTE DR. TORI with your POTATO GUN.

"BARF!"

DR. TORI has been DEFEATED! The DAY has been SAVED!

>>713890
So where's the credits

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)15:13 No. 713894 ID: 1f8505
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Finally, PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND appears from OFFSCREEN.

"PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND!"

"Thank you SUPER JUMPING GUY! Your QUEST is finally OVER! CONGRATULATIONS!"

Kiss the girlfriend!

Throw Limebuster juice to short out the final boss's clever disguise!

>>713894
Jump on her.

jump her(bones)

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)15:42 No. 713902 ID: 1f8505
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>>713896
>>713897
>>713898

NOPE, this is the REAL PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND. You can TELL because no one in the ENTIRE KINGDOM could EVER hope to DUPLICATE those AWESOME GAZONGAS.

>>713895

You and PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND lean in and give each other a TOTALLY AWESOME SMOOCH.

She then WHISPERS in your EAR that she wants to go to the NEAREST BROOM CLOSET for a TOTALLY HOT MAKEOUT SESSION. You say YES.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)15:42 No. 713903 ID: 1f8505
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(ending theme plays, credits roll)

>>713903
And then hard mode is unlocked. Twice as many enemies, half the blocks over jumps, and only accessible right after you beat the game cause the cartridge has no capacity to save and you'll lose it if you turn it off, forcing marathon play.

You're not that stupid.

Potato + Limebuster Juice + Boss Scrap = Electrical Circuit!

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/04/04(Mon)15:54 No. 713907 ID: 1f8505
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CONGLATULATIONS!!!

YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME! AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.

BUT IT MAY BE INVADED BY THE OTHER ENEMY.

PRAY FOR A TRUE PEACE IN SPACE!

NOW GO AND REST OUR HERO!

(the end)

POTATO IN MOUTH

LIME JUICE ON CHEST

DO IT

>>713910
DO IT!

Suggestion 2016/04/04(Mon)16:09 No. 713914 ID: 02422f
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>>713910
>>713912
Okay.

And remember kids, the moral of the story:
anon44 is a huge nerd