I'ma lick it.

Place Apollo's opened BOX over the mayo.

Let's take the mayo

Put it in a box

Then put the box in a crate

Then put the crate in a shipping container

Then put the shipping container in a warehouse

FUCK OFF CHEESE I WILL EAT YOU I TAKE THE DEFENSE OF THIS MAYO VERY SERIOUSLY

FUCK you, cheese.
spawn ARMORED WARRIOR to THOROUGHLY DESTROY cheese.

Oh crap, we forgot the packaging peanuts!

For now, tell the cheese to leave our vicinity.

Put a cat on the box.

... What are you doing?

Attack cheese with nachos.
Melt the cheese, pour over nachos.
Drop nachos on knight.

Swiss that cheese with a machine gun.

There's only one way to save the Mayo in Apollo's box from the cheese now!

We'll have to... push the button.

HOOOOLD IT!
CHEESE! WHERE IS YOUR ACCOMPANYING BREAD AND BACON INGREDIENTS FOR THE SANDWICH!?!

Alter the direction of gravity 90 degrees, towards the camera.

Summon the mouse to eat the cheese.

Someone grab the Mayo jar before the cheese kicks it.

RELEASE THE WALLACE!

Indeed Wallace and Gromit will save the mayo.

If the mouse doesn't work then we must melt the cheese with fire.

>>713224
wait...CHEESE IS INCAPABLE OF BEING MOBILE! THIS CHEESE IS AN IMPOSTER! *Tear off cheese's mask*

>>713009
I summon blue eyes white dragon in attack mode.

Classic Evil Moustache Face? Really?

Give the mouse a superheroine costume.

>>713283
It's too late, Cheese, you triggered our trap card!

Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack!

EMP, NOW!

>>713301
Quick, someone jump out and smoosh the ball of energy the cheese is charging right into the cheese!

Tip the table over from the mayo's side. Mr. cheese will cushion its fall.

Captain Boreale we require your assistance once more!

Ha, you fool cheese. that's just a cardboard cutout of some mayo. the box was our strongest agent thus far and the rest mere distractions.

>>713301
drop a breadnaught on the cheese

MELT THE CHEESE

Do not let them get back up

Christ guys, why are you leaving a jar of mayo out?
Here, let me put it into the fridge.

EAT CHEESE

>>713422
It's 90s mayo, refrigeration won't help at this point.

>>713426
Quick soldier! Block to bounce it back at the cheeses!

>>713426
Make them cross the streams!

Reflect with your shield!

Throne dammit we need the SPESS MEHREENS

 

>>713576
Rest in peace, brave knight.

Quickly, Sir/Lady Knight! Respawn at a bonfire and get back to the action!

Drop the sword... now.

>>713585
the obvious solution is to spawn a blunt weapon wielding knight!

You've gotta eat em to beat em.

Heat a frying pan and smack down on the cheese.

Only JUSTICE! The Pear!, Can stop a foul cheese!

JUSTICE! The Pear! We beg your greatness for your aid! A Foul Cheese would bring harm to this Noble Mayonnaise! It's UNHOLY MUSTACHE would surly see it spoil!

JUSTICE! The Pear! Please help us!

Spawn a mouth and have it eat the cheese.

>>713855
NO YOU FOOL, THE MOUTH WILL DEVOUR THE MAYO AS WELL!

>>713921
But it won't be able to open the jar without hands.

Buckwheat 2016/04/06(Wed)17:51 No. 714317 ID: 15a025
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Hey tgchan, I'm back how's my precious...GREAT BARRIER REEFS! What happened while I was gone!

Nothing happened - to the mayo, at least.

An evil cheese showed up. We had to spawn stuff to kill it. Aside from it getting knocked over, nothing happened.

Look, your Mayo is still intact, just take it and leave.

Before the other cheese shows up.

KARATE KICK! BAM!
See Buck! There's a secret CHEESE HOLE in your wall!

>>714466
Not just a hole - the entire wall is cheese.

Buckwheat 2016/04/08(Fri)18:44 No. 714926 ID: 15a025
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Eh...after cleaning things up a bit it's not as bad as it could have been. I'm telling you, that cheese is crazy and has been trying to steal this rare jar of mayonnaise for the past twenty something years. Who knows what could happen if he got his hands on this bad boy? Well here's your pay, fifteen New Pepsi City Dollary Doos. Goodnight!

Buckwheat 2016/04/08(Fri)18:45 No. 714929 ID: 15a025
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Status Report:

N.P.C Dollary Doos Earned: 15/20
Rescued Party Members: 0/2
Evil Cheeses Stopped: 2/?
Legendary Artifacts of Questing Past Found: 1/3
Mayonnaise Saved: 1/200
Pepsis drank: 0/6
Blind Deer Saved: 0/1
Enchantments found: 0/2
Total points earned: 19!

... These don't even buy Pepsis, do they.

6/10, why is there cheese on the wall

Mr.C!!Z5AwqwMwxj 2016/04/10(Sun)10:52 No. 715498 ID: 8fc1bc
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>>715342
Burn it with HOLY PROMETHIUM! DEATH TO THE XENOS!

That nightmare fuel yo.