Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)02:31 No. 70750 ID: ea5d5c
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You are a FAIR MAIDEN with a STRANGE STAR-SHAPED BIRTHMARK on your forehead.
As your parents are KING and QUEEN, you are also a PRINCESS.
Your name is MARIA.

...That sounds about right.

Your mother has implied that she wants you to do the laundry for some reason.

Please suggest an action.

Rebel against your mother.
Bake a pie instead.

Climb to the highest point in the castle.

Steal laundry and clean it.

Run away to have an adventure, inadvertently meeting a cute peasant boy who you take a strong liking to, telling him your name is "Mariana". Shortly after meeting him, get captured by the evil empire - getting the cute peasant boy arrested for kidnapping you. Once he escapes prison, he'll come after you to save you and (inadvertently) the rest of the world, because you belong to an obscure and time-forgotten ancient race of supremely powerful magic-wielding humans and are the only one who can stop the coming of the evil Empire's ancient evil god-hamster.

That'll show mother!

On the other hand, if you baked a pie you'd get to eat it.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)02:50 No. 70756 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70751
A good idea. She was always off in the head. Talking about how great it would be if I had siblings. Usually brothers.

You turn around and go back down the corridors of the castle-

Please don't narrate to me. I am aware of what I am doing.

...Maria finds that the door to the kitchen refuses to open, preventing her from blatantly disobeying her frivolous mother's intentions by baking a pie.

Instead of getting angry or voicing her discontent, Maria folds her hands over her lap with LADY-LIKE ETIQUETTE.

Maria patiently waits for further instruction.

>>70756
Go find a nearest servant.

>>70756
Go to your room and get your plot device, then proceed to find that cute peasant boy.
Isn't he cute? If only he were secretly nobility, then you could marry him.

Actually do the laundry. Like a proper princess.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)03:05 No. 70761 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70758
What cute peasant boy? The servants here are very unattractive.

Nonetheless, Maria returns to her room. Which is locked.

Maria suspects her mother and the laundry has something to do with this. She gives the door a condescending glare, as if it could relay her large amount of distaste for the Queen's irritating shenanigans.

>>70761
PRINCESS DON'T STARE SO HARD YOU ARE BLEEDING.

Clean yourself up. There is likely water in the laundry room to do this with.

>>70761
Steal some laundry, preferably from some servants.

>>70761
Oh! Silly me, you've got your plot device on already.
Well, time to sneak out to the Centennial Fair for some fun, right? Someone else can do the laundry. Like one of the servants - that's their job, isn't it?

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)03:17 No. 70765 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70762
I most certainly am not!

Wait what

I-is there something wrong with my complexion?

Horrifically embarrassed by the revealing of her perfect porcelain skin that seems to suffer from severe spotting when blushing, she sniffs and puts on an insulted face that is most certainly not fake.

>>70765
...

Lets go do that laundry. Be sure to wash your face, sweety. That looks... painful.

>>70765
Lets check if the bathroom is locked.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)03:36 No. 70769 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70766
It is not painful! It is just color! So rude!

To prove her point, the bright red spots too florescent and concentrated to be called blotches and the blush clear as she trots off.

Maria arrives at another courtyard and looks at the laundry bitterly. The queen had set it up all for her.

I don't even know how to do laundry.

>>70769
First you get in the tub of water and splash around in it. Yeah...

New objective, learn yourself some laundry.

>>70769
Throw it all in a big tub of water and add the soap. Then put your foot on the side of the tub and rock it back and forth. Do this for about half an hour.

>>70769
Punch the laundry.

>>70769
Get the servant you hate the least to come help you do it. Make it clear that you're the one who has to do it, or the narra- I mean, your mother, will be furious.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)03:49 No. 70775 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70770
>>70772
Laundry is strange...

...What is this shirt? Father is too large to wear this. Did a servant's get mixed in?

Maria looks down at the pile.

There must be a dozen of these.

[aand that's all for...this morning.]

>>70775
Sniff the shirt.

>>70775
Use PRINCESS POWERS to combine the spare dozen shirts into a GIANT HACKEYSACK. Proceed to invent Beach Volleyball.

>>70775
Figure out how to harness RAGE POWERS to do the laundry.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)13:40 No. 70865 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70776
It smells like it's a decade old. Blech.

>>70777
That's preposterous. I don't even know what a hackeysack is.

>>70841
I fail to see how anger will do anything but make my face look horribly unpleasant.

Maria's mother swoops in out of nowhere.

"So you've found them...I have no choice but to tell you then. Come with me."

I am absolutely positive mother put them there on purpose for this very reason, but at least it is a bit more sane than randomly making me do laundry.

>>70865
Your mother is obviously ill in the head. Best not follow her.

>>70865
>FOLLOW MOTHER
>REVEAL SECRETS

>>70867
Wait, so... we follow the mother... and then reveal secrets to her?
What secrets could we give our own mother?
... are we a lesbian?

>>70871
Yes. Pay attention.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)15:01 No. 70886 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70867
While Mother is indeed insane, the curiosity is rather rabid in me. Can't hurt to follow.

Maria and her mother walk briskly down the halls of the castle, descending at every stairwell until they reach a rather nice-looking tapestry at the end of the hall. A emerges from a door to the left.

That is my cousin Walter. Being 13 years of age, I am ripe for marriage, so father has been assembling suitors over the past four weeks. Walter is one of them. We are both equal on the fact we don't really want to marry each other. I wish I knew how he manages to eat so much but barely retains any weight.

"Ah! Hello Your Majesty, Maria!"

At least he has the manners to move the half-chewed food to his cheek so we didn't have to look at what he was digesting.

>>70886
You could do better! Give him a menacing glare.

Get angry at him!

>>70886
Request exposition regarding laundry.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)15:21 No. 70909 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70888
>>70889
Whatever for? Walter is a good friend of mine, and did nothing to anger me. He is rather polite in comparison to most men.

And my skin would get all awful.

Walter doesn't know yet.

"If you'd mind, Walter?"
"Oh, sorry, Your Majesty. See you later."

Walter waves and smiles, passing by.

>>70909
Ask your mother where you are going.

>>70909
Aww, he's cute. But we don't have the time to ogle boys, please continue.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)15:46 No. 70926 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70912
"Mother, where are we-"

That was not there before!

Maria's mother continues through.

>>70926
Ask your mother if she is a witch.

>>70926
After her, secrets await.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)16:07 No. 70943 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70927
"Of course not. It's a mechanism in the castle."

Slightly reassuring.

>>70928
She stops at the end. Maria peers over her shoulder.

The room contains 12 caskets with silk pillows and bedding.

"...These caskets belong to your brothers."
"My what?"
"Your father always wished for a daughter, but no matter how many times we produced, it was always male. Twelve times. Your father went mad when I was pregnant with you, and did anything in his power to produce a female, using strange herbs. To ensure that you received all his land, he claimed if you were born a girl, he would kill all his sons."
"Father can't be that extreme."
"He was frayed at that time, darling. I am sure if they made no effort to take the land he would welcome them with open arms."
"What happened? Obviously these aren't filled."
"I told the youngest of the plan, as he was the most forgiving. I used flags as a signal for them, and knowing they had a sister, they fled."
"They're somewhere out there, then?"
"Yes. I miss them so."

This explains so very, very much.

Mother must be less insane and more paranoid.

>>70943
Ask where Father is.

>>70943
Slay your father! Claim the kingdom as your own!

>>70943
Maybe if you can find your bros your mom will be less of a paranoid bitch.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)16:33 No. 70960 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70945
"He's having a meeting with the fathers of your suitors. He is much calmer and less ruthless now, don't be too concerned."
>>70948
Good idea. It's really annoying having her billowing about muttering about my plethora of male siblings. It also buys me time to avoid marrying off with someone father picked.

"Mother, I will find my brothers and bring them back. I'll be sure to convince them to only take what I give them, as not to upset father."
"Oh, will you? Thank you, Maria. You are such a strong girl."

>>70960
We must arm ourselves! Find some weapons and armor around the castle!

Find some way to contact your brothers and propose a 13-way ruling council for the kingdom.

This is either the best idea ever or the worst.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)16:44 No. 70970 ID: 58d867
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I say, find your brothers and kill them so they may not challenge your future rule. You can be Evil Princess Maria.

>>70960
Do you have any kinda servants that are very close and proper?
You might want to use the services of your cousin...

>>70960
Ask your cousin to accompany you on your quest.

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)20:06 No. 71075 ID: ea5d5c
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>>70966
A council?

You are extremely intelligent! Father would love this! As long as I lead it.

>>70963
I am a Princess on a quest from the Queen. Why would I need to look? Everything is to be provided to me.

All suited up, Maria is told that she cannot have any escorts to prevent suspicion.

>>71017

"What about Walter?"

Suggestion 2009/10/31(Sat)20:06 No. 71076 ID: ea5d5c
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>>71075
Walter joins the party!

All that's left is to pack up, and they're off.

>>71076
Aw, you are so CUTE together!

How good are the two of you at fighting? I assume he is at least competent at... something, but what do you know how to do? I remember hearing somewhere that it's expected of princesses and queens to at least know siege warfare.

>>71076
Let's do an inventory check before we leave, then check a map to decide where we want to go.

Buy a sword.

You know... might help.

Oh shi- the plot twist is that she's a boy disguised as a girl so that the insane king does not flip out, huh.

Provisions, provisions, provisions. Also see if you can hire a ranger or something and pretend that he's a freelancer; that way you can have an at least competent fighter without arousing a hell of a lot of suspicion.

... if you can come up with a suitable lie, fraulein.

Loot dat loot

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)18:19 No. 71759 ID: ff1192
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>>71129
Walter is like my brother (and it would be plenty more convenient for our friendship if he was). I do not approve of the idea we are 'cute together'.

Walter is trained in battle, of course, but I am not. I have yet to begin my lessons on war strategy, so I am essentially of no use in the event of a battle. Perhaps I can preform the age old technique of throwing dirt in their eyes.

>>71138
Mother stocks us well.
The load includes four casks of WATER, two weeks worth of FOOD, 500 GOLD PIECES, two SWORDS, a SMALL BOW with twenty ARROWS, and a LIGHT METAL SHIELD.

I assume by the way you shout random items those are of vague importance.

Yes.

The map...It's fairly straight-forward. The forest or the plains. It's faster to get to Haland than it does Walta, but Walta has the upper hand in being an enormous city. There are also two outposts on the way, one of them a war fortress.

>Implying you can hear the narrator.

>>71759
To the forest!

>>71761
>Implying you can't

>>71759
Arm yourself with the Bow and arrows and let Walter get the sword and shield. Proceed with caution!

>>71759
Hmmmm... I wonder if your twelve brothers stayed together when they left, or split up. Man, it will be a pain to find them all if they went their separate ways.
Anyway, I think we should head to Walta and stop by the fortress on the way. Maybe some of your brothers became soldiers there.

if you know archery then i suggest you use the bow and arrow, if you don't trade that in for some javelins, there probably cheaper and probably have less of a chance of breaking upon impact.but im no weapons master

Plains!

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)19:04 No. 71769 ID: ff1192
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>>71763
>>71766
I do not have any experience with any kind of weapon, and Walter knows only fencing and archery, so I presume he would work best with a bow and arrow until we acquire a thinner blade.
>>71764
>>71768
Plains it is.

Walter and Maria begin their quest.
"So, what exactly are we looking for?"
"Twelve men."
"Right. Why?"
"I cannot say."
"...Mm. So, an estimation of how long this will take?"
"Two days."
"Lovely."

>>71769
>"Two days."

Dohohohohoho, methinks you're being a bit optimistic there Princess. :3c
Let's check out both outposts along the way to Walta.

Tell him he'd better not whine, he's here to serve us.

>>71769
Fine. Use the sword and shield then Maria. The shield is for protection. The sword is in case something happens. A woman needs to protect herself!

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)19:12 No. 71774 ID: ff1192
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>>71771

Maybe a little.

As it is midday, night arrives quickly.

"Do you see the outpost yet?"
"Just a little farther. We could camp instead, if you'd like."

>>71774
No lady can camp in the dark in the middle of nowhere! Go forward to the outpost!

>>71774
Yeah, seriously Walter. Who do you think this is?

Let's sleep out here.

Of course, he has to set up camp.

And make it snappy!

there vould be assasins waiting in the dark if you camp! you are after all the only known heir to the throne.

>>71774
Get to the outpost.

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)21:25 No. 71844 ID: ff1192
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>>71776
>>71816
We'll proceed to the outpost then.

I hear music...

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)21:28 No. 71846 ID: ff1192
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>>71844
"...And if you bring the snail's water
Shala, Shala,
Many thanks he shall bring
Shala, Shala
For it shall wake the daughter
And the birds will sing
There will be no such greater thing
If you rob the snail of the water
Shala, Shala
Please rob the snail of his water
Shala, Shala..."

What odd lyrics.

>>71846
Hail the small boy!
Ask him what song he's singing.

>>71846
Sing:
The snail has killed my father
Shala,Shala
It deserves salt water
Shala, Shala

Let him finish, it might make sense in the end?

>>71848
The snail has killed my father
Shala,Shala
It deserves salt water
Shala, Shala
For it has been quite... naughty.

The snail must be made to learn,
That all bad snails must burn,
Shala, Shala
For only then will it yearn
to be a bit less... naughty.

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)21:49 No. 71869 ID: ff1192
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>>71848
It doesn't work with the rhyming pattern he's using. It requires adjusting.

"The snail has killed my father
Shala, Shala
It deserves a rain of salt
Shala, Shala
The man who meant no bother
Murdered without no fault
With water irony shall wash away
Shala, shala
And there shall be no greater day
Shala, shala."

The man seems amused by this and continues.

"So you see why you must
Shala, shala
It is no longer a problem of wrong or right
Shala, shala
The sword around her waist begins to rust
And the soldiers begin to take flight
If you do not you dance with death
Please rob him of his water
Shala, shala
With salt rob him of his water
Shala, shala."

I suppose this would be a good time to mention people usually do not have wide red eyes and mouths that pull that far unless they were actually a soul-sucking demon in disguise.

Princess Beam!

Pewpewpewpewpewpew!

>>71869

Uhhhhh. Back away?

>>71869
Greet him! He seems nice enough.

>>71869
Uhhhhh, let's get the hell outta there.
Keep going in the direction of the next outpost, stop and set up camp once you've put some distance behind you.

>>71873
>>71876
It is rude to run from a demon!

Umm... I think you just asked him to kill somebody.

Suggestion 2009/11/02(Mon)22:32 No. 71901 ID: ff1192
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>>71871
What? I do not have a beam, and the way he is beaming at me is very unsettling!
>>71892
...Ah? Oh dear.

This man is various levels of terrifying.

The thing he was sitting on appears to be a dead body, actually.

"I must thank you for your participation. It is quite hard for a writer to characterize, in both novels and poetry."

Tug on his girly ponytail. He's probably a wuss with that hair.

>>71901
Say "No problem, I enjoyed it."

>>71901
You're welco... OH HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME I REALLY MUST BE GOING

>>71901
Say you're welcome, and that it was kindof fun. Don't let on you know about the dead body. Instead, ask if he's planning to camp here for the night.

Ask him if he's a possessed (and single) prince, or if he's just a normal snail demon.
If it's the later, GTFO.

He's cute. Find out if demons like sex.

Talk. Politely. Have Walter fill him with arrows if he makes any sudden moves.
Hey, always a chance for information.

>>71901
Be very wary, and if he does anything, get Walter to turn him into a pincushion.

My pleasure. I only know a few verses, and they go somewhat differently, how did you learn those lyrics?

Inb4 we rickroll and flee

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)16:27 No. 74458 ID: 754774
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>>71904
>>71905
"Not a problem, sir. It was enjoyable."
"Tell me princess, do you like s-"

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)16:27 No. 74459 ID: 754774
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>>74458

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)16:28 No. 74460 ID: 754774
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>>74459
"Don't you touch her."

"My hero!"

>>74460
Come on, he was going to say SINGING, not sex

Whatever you do, do not take your eyes off him right now. Make sure he's dead before you do anything else, there's no knowing what kind of powers he has or if he's really dead.

>>74460
Check to see it the demon is dead. If not, tell him you would love a story.

>>74460
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE

>>74465
Also, you must save the demons so you can raise trust to make your own demon army and begin to rule the world as the demon princess.

>>74460
I bet he's right behind the both of you.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:13 No. 74507 ID: 754774
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>>74466
"That's not very nice."

Maria freezes up. Walter answers for her.

"RIDE!"

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:14 No. 74508 ID: 754774
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>>74507

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:14 No. 74511 ID: 754774
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>>74508

>>74508
Yell back that he's not very nice either.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:15 No. 74513 ID: 754774
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>>74511

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:15 No. 74515 ID: 754774
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>>74513

Shit, he's turning into dinner! Get him now before he gets away and we don't get a chance to dine on delicious foul tonight.

>>74516
Don't. You'll dine in hell if you keep on attacking him. Run and find a place to hide.

Maria! Control the horse while Walter shoots at the demon.

>>74524
Also try to ride into town.

Walter, shoot at the demon to keep it at bay as you ride towards the war fortress. When you get close enough start screaming for help.

Maria, get the shield out to protect yourself in case the demon strikes at you.

Well, this was a short quest.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:29 No. 74532 ID: 754774
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>>74516
>>74519
>>74524
>>74525

Ride...Ride to...Where's my horse...I'm on the ground...Feel groggy; I was sleeping.

It's day. He must have left. He's gone.

Maybe he ate my horse.

Check for possession.

>>74532
Horses are pretty tasty.

>>74532
Get up, look around.
Try and determine where you are and what of your possessions (and Walter) you still have.

>>74532
Make sure that's not Walter's severed hand next to you.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:39 No. 74550 ID: 754774
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>>74545

None.

>>74550
Freak out.

>>74550
...how far away is the war fortress?
How long will it take you to walk there?

Asses your surroundings. Is that red stuff blood?

>>74550
Try to get to town and find a mirror or something. Make sure you are alright or if you have any injuries.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)17:50 No. 74562 ID: 754774
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>>74554

>>74562
Panic for a few more hours.

>>74562
You have to get to town. It's not safe there. He could still be around, watching you.

>>74567
Calm down, reassure everything will be fine, then freak out again.

>>74562

Is that blood on your leg yours?

If so, um, are you okay? (I mean besides the mental trauma, obviously.)

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)18:04 No. 74575 ID: 754774
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>>74569

Okay.

>>74573

Blood.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)18:05 No. 74578 ID: 754774
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>>74575

I think we might be near the bridge.

Maybe mountains.

>>74578
Get to the outpost, there could be highway robbers or worse at the bridge.

>>74578
Head in the direction of the bridge.

Okay, go to the bridge.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)19:04 No. 74643 ID: 754774
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>>74630
>>74588

Okay.

>>74643
You appear to be in shock. Can you speak any more than one-word sentences?

>>74643
I think you should give up looking for your brothers and just return home when you get the chance.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)19:16 No. 74662 ID: 754774
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>>74643
That took all day.

My feet hurt. A lot.

Check under the bridge before you cross it. From far away.

>>74646
Her cousin/fiance that she was fond of was just eaten by a crow demon and she lost everything. I THINK SHE HAS A RIGHT TO BE A BIT SHAKEN UP.

>>74662
Look around first, you know, in the sky, around you, as far as you can see for anything unusual.

>>74665
Okay, I did sound like a dick. I just think she should take a bit of a break from the quest to collect herself.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)19:35 No. 74699 ID: 754774
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>>74663
"Hello there."

"Wow holy shit what happened to you, also do you need some help? Wait no thats a stupid question."

>>74699
Red eyes means demon, right?
Ask him what happened.

Make him swear his life to your service and then remove the sword.

>>74699
Well, fuck. What kinda goddamn world do you live in anyway? I hope this is just due to your mind being a bit frayed right now. If not... Well, what else have you got to lose, really?

Ask why hes not sliding down the sword.

Introduce yourself, then offer your help.

>>74699
If you pull the sword, you will become queen!

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)19:50 No. 74714 ID: 754774
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>>74701
>>74702
"Exactly what it looks like. I had the unfortunate luck to be feeding on human carrion just when a group of hunters stumbled upon me. The worst happened, naturally."

He pauses.

"My moral compass is not strong enough to make me any less hungry looking at that arm, by the way. Not to be impolite if that happens to be the arm of someone you felt strongly about, in which case I apologize for your loss."

>>74714
Wait... What arm? Are you carrying one around?

>>74714
Er... um... is your moral compass strong enough that you'll swear to obey me if I help you?

>>74718

He was just giving an example.

>>74714
Tell him you met one of his kind already. He turned into a crow and ate Walter.

>>74718
She's carrying Walter's arm.
It was near her on the ground. He was probably reaching out to her as the crow demon tore him apart.

>>74714
Well, at least he's polite. You're not still carrying the arm, are you?

You look strong. It would be good to have that strength. Swear that you'll serve me. Swear it upon your true name and upon your hunger. Swear it upon your power and your will. Swear that you'll serve me and I'll release you. Betray me and I shall see that this punishment is but a trifling compared to what someone with imagination can put you through.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:01 No. 74739 ID: 754774
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>>74723
"I'm a scavenger, not a servant. If you release me, I'll just relieve you of that arm, whatever emotional or important value it may have, and be on my way. I doubt it's what you really want to hear, but I was told humans appreciate honesty."

He frowns bitterly, seeming to recall something.

"Though it's not like It'll be long before I get shoved into another bridge or tossed off a cliff or whatever the humans feel like because I was shoving corpses down my throat. You don't see people get all pissy when the mountain lions do it. I just can't win with you people."

Has he ever heard the term "manners"?

>>74739
serve me and I'll see to it that no one harms you, provided you stay in line.

>>74739
You should help him. He is in need. But first bury that arm where he can’t find it and make a grave.

>>74739
You can have the arm if you come with me, and I won't let anybody stick you under a bridge or push you off a cliff... :<

Don't think we can get a servant out of the demonthing. He does have a point, but... Er, I don't know where I'm going with this.

Ask him if he can eat mountain lion corpses.

>>74756
Nonesense. Demons make the best servents. We just have to make him swear loyalty and never ever trust him to be able to overcome his natural instincts. If we use them to our advantage however, we should be good and have a powerful ally.

Why are you carrying the arm, anyways? Are you just going kraaaazy, or do you need a bodypart for ressurrecti-hey is this a high magic setting? Well, if it is, take a finger or something, then toss him the rest of the arm. If not, toss him the arm. He seems a decent enough fellow.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:19 No. 74784 ID: 754774
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>>74746
>>74754

He's thinking about it.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:21 No. 74787 ID: 754774
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>>74784

After a quick thanks, the demon gets right to work on the arm. Maria keeps the armband.

They sit in silence, no sound from either besides his snorts of gratification for what he is eating.

So how often will we need to feed him to keep him in line?

>>74787
The war fortress is still pretty far away, right?
You should probably look for some spot around here to get some sleep and then keep moving in the morning.
Ask the demon to guard you while you sleep... I'm assuming demons don't need to.

>>74787
Take the sword and let the demon use it. Then be on your way.

If walter miraculously turns out to be alive uh...you might want to omit this part of the story when recanting your adventures.

>>74787
Wear the armband in Walter's memory. ;___;

>>74787
Oh, and ask him for his name.

Well, I suppose that works. Remember, do not in any way expect him to be contrary to his nature. If you keep that in mind you should be fine. Assuming you have your mental faculties again. Which I doubt at this point.

Now make him swear an oath of service.
Demons are weird like that. Best to get his word.

Make him our slave. Promise him plenty of dead bodies as we take over the world and bring it under our control.

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:57 No. 74841 ID: 754774
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>>74792
"Sure."

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Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:58 No. 74842 ID: 754774
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>>74841

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:58 No. 74843 ID: 754774
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>>74842

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)20:59 No. 74844 ID: 754774
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>>74843

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>>74844

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)21:00 No. 74846 ID: 754774
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>>74845

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)21:01 No. 74847 ID: 754774
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>>74846

Suggestion 2009/11/08(Sun)21:02 No. 74848 ID: 754774
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>>74847
[end cutscene]

did that motherfucker just run off?

>>74858
I think he tried then turned back.

>>74858
It looks like he was going to, but changed his mind. :3c