Apples 2015/12/07(Mon)20:40 No. 687637 ID: 3e2cae
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>>687581
"Damn goose, will you shut up for-"

Apples 2015/12/07(Mon)20:41 No. 687638 ID: 3e2cae
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"LAVENDER! LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!"

Apples 2015/12/07(Mon)20:41 No. 687639 ID: 3e2cae
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"I CAN'T STOP! The handlebars snapped off! It must have happened when I came!"

Apples 2015/12/07(Mon)20:42 No. 687640 ID: 3e2cae
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Use parachute pants as a parachute.

Brace for impact!

Feel a brief pang of jealousy for your twin, who you just *know* never gets into these situations.

Is thinking about your brother a reliable way to decrease horniness?

>>687646
See if you can jack her off again aiming down to apply reverse thrust! or at least give you a liquid landing.

Use Lavender's ballsack as a parachute.

Identify the building and approximate floor in which you will be interviewed, then have Lavender throw you through the nearest window to the destination. That way you won't have to waste time riding the elevator.

>>687716
Don't forget to Tuck and Roll.

Rim her to get her off and aim her dick at the ground to slow your fall

Ct never gets into this shit Tuck and Roll girl.

Jack her off to reverse thrust then again as your near the ground. Jerk yourself off while your at it.

>>687646
Stuff some balls-up in her mouth for an emergency space-hopper landing.

>>688033
I cannot imagine how painful that would be for Lavender.

Look down and see if there is anything conveniently soft to land on, and if there is aim for that.

Take after Ehsan Abdulaziz.
It will be a nice soft landing for you and lavender.(not so much for whoever's on the receiving end though)

>>688033
I fail to see any long term repercussions to this, it seems like an excellent idea!

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:44 No. 688398 ID: 3e2cae
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>>687654
>>687655
In an attempt to quell the overwhelming horniness inside of you, you reach out to your brother via your innate twin connection.

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:44 No. 688399 ID: 3e2cae
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Looks like he's waiting in line at the grocery store. What a dweeb.

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:44 No. 688400 ID: 3e2cae
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At least the view ain't bad, heheh.

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:44 No. 688401 ID: 3e2cae
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Whoops! Looks like your horniness leaked through the Drift and got your brother's boy pussy all wet!

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:45 No. 688402 ID: 3e2cae
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You: "Haha look who's the perv now! Cleanup on aisle three! Haha!"

Chaste Futa: "Horny! Cut that out! You're so immature!"

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:45 No. 688403 ID: 3e2cae
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Aww

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:47 No. 688406 ID: 3e2cae
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>>687716
>>687720
>>687996

Apples 2015/12/12(Sat)20:48 No. 688407 ID: 3e2cae
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It appears you are on the roof of Big Business Enterprises Inc, now.

No time to talk, clean up, or have sex with that guy down there get going to that interview before we get a horny penalty.

Buckwheat knows whats up. You can fuck that guy later get to that interview.

Well, that happened. You okay down there, Lavender?

Get to the interview, but try to clean as much ick off your face as possible before you get there.

Peak over the railing to see how Lavender's doing and go get cleaned up.

>>688409
Make a war paint design on your face.
Also, slap the guy you landed on and call him a pervert.

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)11:03 No. 688517 ID: 3e2cae
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>>688423

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)11:03 No. 688519 ID: 3e2cae
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>>688413
>>688422
You rush up to the binoculars to check on Lavender.

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)11:03 No. 688520 ID: 3e2cae
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She's okay, folks!

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)11:04 No. 688525 ID: 3e2cae
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"I think I'm just gonna stand here for a while..."

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)11:05 No. 688527 ID: 3e2cae
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Uh oh! Horniness penalty!

>>688525
How could this happen to me?~
I made my mistakes.~
>>688527
Well, that's a thing.
Whatever. Interview time!

>>688527
Re-equip skull crotch cover to muffle it.

Off to your interview! If anyone asks, you're wearing a cleansing natural facial mask.

I think you should strangle that monkey.

YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE REAL

I wouldn't think you'd have enough U for this shit to happen.

Well we need to have our interview now. We have no choice but to negotiate with our penis like we're a teen again.

>>688544
It's actually seduction-related

Alright penis, you might think you're big, but you're not the one in control of the arms and legs, here! Maybe, if you behave yourself, we'll see about setting those legs in the direction of someone you'll like, but you ruin things for the rest of our body parts, it'll be nothin' but visits to rosie palms and her daughters, capiche?

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)13:22 No. 688556 ID: 3e2cae
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>>688532
Skull Crotch Cover is no longer in your inventory.

get into bathroom and clean up/get off real quick.

Clean up, get off, and get to interview

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)14:05 No. 688564 ID: 3e2cae
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>>688552

Rosie Palms and her daughters?

>>688565
Look at your right hand.

>>688564
Maybe if we give sexual favors to the boss we will get a higher paying job?

If Big Willy is under control, head ibside and wash your face in the bathroom. we got an interview to rock!

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)17:33 No. 688599 ID: 3e2cae
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>>688558
>>688575
You get all cleaned up and take care of "business."
You also equip the Teeny-Weenie. It is capable of counteracting your horniness increases for the time being.

Apples 2015/12/13(Sun)17:33 No. 688600 ID: 3e2cae
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You hurry to your interview as fast as you can!

>>688602
Pretend to suppress a look of irritation and say it's a cultural / religious thing. Done right, she should be too embarrassed to press you on it.

Had to deal with a footjob emergency on the road.

These people are all about dealing with hypersexuality, you can be straight with them.

>>688606
roll for persuasion!

>>688602
My parents were killed by shoes and now I have an innate distrust for them.

Because... you were doing things with your feet and you forgot to put shoes back on.

Flew here with my business-related superpowers, of course. That's also why I entered the building via the observation deck rather than the ground floor.

Say going shoeless is one of those trendy new anti-stress gimmicks that scam artists sell to wound-up business people. It's all the rage over at [insert company higher up in net worth]

Some guy dumped a whole bunch of glue on the road and my shoes got stuck in it.

"Today's been a long morning and my original interview outfit got ruined by shenanigans during that morning."

>>688602
>>688611
Sexual Favors.
Interested?

Crazy morning.

HF's Penis: tell the truth about why HF is barefoot.

HF: Calmly explain to the secretary that you were cursed by a magical medallion to speak only the truth, yet to also have a penis that speaks only in lies.

That'll distract her from the shoes.

>>688602
You sold your shoes for extra money because you're so committed to business!

Apples 2015/12/16(Wed)20:02 No. 689247 ID: 3e2cae
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>>688606
>>688753

This thread was starting to get a little long. I'll start chapter 2 tomorrow

is our rival "aroused mixed gender"?

>She took her shoes off to give a footjob to a hyper furry
Like we said! Cultural!

>our rival
Undersexed Androgyne?

Next episode:
Duel of the Giant Libidos!
Another Horny Futa?!

>>689255
Abstinent Nun?