Marry me.

Seek cute bug boys to ask out on a date.

Biggest fart ever.

Well, just a computer simulation of the biggest fart that is possible in the known universe.

Using wormholes.

drink more

>>673575
Quick, copyright the idea before FRACTAL can. I bet that lush was always too drunk to make it to the patent office.

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:04 No. 673582 ID: defceb
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>>673577
Okay!

But it's a secret marriage, don't tell anyone shhh

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:05 No. 673583 ID: defceb
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>>673579
For you, Kome.

AWAAAAAAYYYYY

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:06 No. 673585 ID: defceb
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>>673578
Dang check out that cutiepie Hercules Beetle (Dynastes hercules). Bugs are kinda creepy but if you say I gotta date it I guess I have no choice???

How do I even flirt with a beetle this cool?

Smooch hte bug.

do it

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:07 No. 673587 ID: a6f913
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ITS TOO LATE IM ALREADY FUCKIGN HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

im not drunk yet but mark my words. i will be

time for an AERIAL BATTLE

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:10 No. 673590 ID: a6f913
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fuque

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:12 No. 673592 ID: defceb
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>>673590
WHOA SLOW DOWN, I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THIS BUG.

>>673582

Oh gosh! A secret marriage~!

Yay!

>>673585

Whoa, are we poly with this giant beetle now?

Yikes! Modern relationships are so complicated!

Buy him a nice watch and some horn sharpeners, I guess.

>>673587

Guys, you've gotta stop fighting in the big white blank void! You're scaring Mr. Bug!

Take it outside and have an honorable duel.

wait, if you die, does it work by caveman rules where I become FRACTAL's wife

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:18 No. 673596 ID: a6f913
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FUCK YOU! IMPRESS THE BUG BY DEFEATING ME IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT! or perish, and lose both your bugbride and your idiombride in one fell swoop

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:27 No. 673597 ID: defceb
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Very well! For the honor of Idiomwaifu and bug-husbando(bugsbando?)I shall have an honorable fight TO THE DEATH.

Sorry Idiom, but if I die here you gotta marry Fractal. That's like, the law. And shit.

Quick anons, guide me in defeating Fractal and earning the love and affection of a cropped photo of a Hercules beetle!

Use complex mathematics!

y'know

Like addition?

We all know Fractal is weak for hard-knock furries. Draw a furry who's down on her luck in the big city and he'll be too distracted to fight well!

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:47 No. 673605 ID: defceb
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AWW YEAH HERE WE GO. THE SECRET TECHNIQUE.

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:47 No. 673606 ID: defceb
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BOOM! TAKE THIS, FRACTAL.

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:47 No. 673607 ID: defceb
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"Life in the city is hard. There's no river out of the swamp, and now I have to do hard math problems. Like addition."

2+2 = enhance knockers

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:54 No. 673610 ID: a6f913
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oooohhhh my god it's true. life IS hard in the city. and there is no river out of the swamp. in cyclical instances of intimate partner abuse it's easy to feel as if there is no escape, and to fantasize about magical easy solutions instead of making concrete steps towards changing your situation. ohhhhh my god

FRACTAL is DISTRACTED!

Now GO IN FOR THE KILL.

er.

Light pat on the back.

kiss
kiss and fight

Go for a suplex!

Find armor for the Hercules Beetle and ride it into battle!

Jump on her spine and use her as a human grindboard.

Across the world's largest pile of broken lamps.

With coal dust.

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:08 No. 673618 ID: defceb
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I go in for the KILL! With a PAT ON THE BACK!

It's okay Fractal, I uh... understand?

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:09 No. 673619 ID: defceb
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"Now kiss."

BROM, NO

"Kiss and fight."

BROM I AM SECRET MARRIED.

FLYING KICKU

Wear the bunnything

Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/09/28(Mon)23:13 No. 673624 ID: 3bc92d
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I think I’m high enough to participate a little bit

“Give ‘em a right hook, FRACTAL! Do a backflip, Apollo! Dodge to the left! Try to pull off a reverse german suplex!”

Mr. Bug’s expression is obvious, as if his body language alone is saying “Why aren’t you cheering for one or the other, Idiom?”.

I stare anxiously at Mr. Bug. “Don’t look at me like that, Mr. Bug. I have to keep my options open. I don’t know who will win this.”

The bug slightly wiggles its foot in a way that basically screams “Traitor! You never really loved Apollo!”.

“Hey! Don’t go acting so smug, you - you bug! I was the first wife here! You’re just a foul insectile pretender!”

The bug turns away, as if in disgust.

An offended bridal rage quietly begins to smoulder in my heart. This insectuous homewrecker! Who does he think he is?!

Grab her tears and tie her up with a water whip

Physics will not stop the antics of post-binge-drinking after-drinking!

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)23:15 No. 673627 ID: a6f913
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FRACTAL has been SYMPATHIZED WITH! FRACTAL is a BIG FUCKING QUEER and DISPLAYS OF FRIENDSHIP make him SUPER VULNERABLE! at this point in the fight FRACTAL is BASICALLY DEAD!

Stab FRACTAL with BUNNY. Achievement unlocked: BROMICIDE

Stop fighting and go on a bagel break.

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:36 No. 673631 ID: defceb
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And then we all became best friends and flew off together into SPACE where we conquered ALL OF IT.

Brom was there, too.

THE END

I gotta go but thank you all so much for putting up with my drunken ass G'NIGHT!

Oh hay guize whats goin on in dis thread?


Guize?

>>673647

Apollo and I got married! Then we romantically conquered space together.

I mean sure there was a bit more to it and maybe a few other people were there and so was Brom, but really, it all comes down to Apollo and me dominating the universe together for our honeymoon.

>>673631
aw dammit i look away for five minutes and i miss rocket rides
fuckin apollo what am I gonna do with all these goddam bagel bites i made everyone
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