"Hey bby u want sum fuk"

>>783765
Legit do this.

>>783761
This. Just be cool.

>>783753

Oh gosh Sev I've changed my mind you need to call 14-1 right away

so he can give you dating tips

>>783807
That's perfect.

>>783753
Dude.
Chill out.
Just talk to her.

Just ask if she wants to sit on the, uh... server together and watch a movie. Well, pretend to watch a movie anyway.

>>783753
you could ask her if she wants to upgrade her firewalls...
or maybe test that earthshattering orgasm function.

Suggestion 2017/03/01(Wed)14:02 No. 783888 ID: 34c3de

Get some candles and some MREs or something from DA's hackerhobo storage! Ladies love a candle lit dinner

>>783880
you could also look through her manual for any useful robot dating tips.

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>>783761
RIGHT. Be yourself. Calm. Collected.
Cool.

>>783765
Hmmm.

>>783880
Hmmmm. Does that sort of thing really work? Should 73-6 like...

>>783861
Chill out, Sev.
Unless...
>>783888
Do they??? Even if it's MREs?

Oops there she is. Act chill, 73-6. COOL.

73-6 leans in the doorway of DA's armory. Sara is methodically putting a bullpup rifle back together. The rag in her hands suggests she was just cleaning.
She stares at the gun for a couple of seconds after it's back in one piece, mouth in a thin frown, then goes to start stripping it down again.
73-6 waits for her to notice him, but she doesn't. She seems preoccupied.

"sup," 73-6 says.
"Oh!" She looks up. "Hi, Sev!"
"hey babe."
"Sev?" Sara asks. "Why does your face look like that?"

>>783942
Sev, you hopeless, undead dork, wipe that look off your face right this instant for fuck's sake.

>Armoury
Ah good, I was wonder if we had enough firepower to arm our two new members.

>>783942
Look man, she started liking you even without you trying to act fancy, you don't need to start rewriting your personality or anything. Just ask her how she wants to spend some time together.

"I'm trying to be smooth with intent to ask you if you want to hang out or do a date thing or something like that, but I'm failing because this is not covered in the assassin revenant handbook. Sorry. Got any tips?"

Quick, talk about guns!

>>783942
"the Bureau didn't have a manual for this"

"Uh my stitches are probably getting loose again. Too bad we had to play ding dong ditch with the base doctor."

Anyway, Hhhhow. Are you feeling right now. Are you running hot? 'Cause I can cool you down, baby. Because I'm stiff as a corpse. Unf.

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"uhhh my stitches are probably just loose again." 73-6 hastily wipes whatever he was trying off his face and scrambles for another tack. "i was just wondering if, like-- that's uh, that's a cool gun."

"I was actually wondering something too."
Sara picks the gun up off the table.
"Tomorrow, when you go for Sosa. You're gonna be outnumbered."
"probably. uh."
"You have Keesh and Monica and Dartline and everyone in the control room," Sara says. "You have enough hands there. Hands that don't know how to shoot. But I do."
"sara--"
"I'm a vet," she says. "And a field medic. And maybe I'm not a super-assassin like all of you and maybe this isn't Blastlands, but I've fought before, for stuff I didn't really even care about. And this I care about. I'm tired of sitting on my hands and watching you risk your neck. You and Pen and Dubs and I guess 38-4 now too. I want to come along this time."

Okay but only if you wear a bunch of heavy armor to protect your vulnerable brainmeats.

Well it's not like you didn't have everything on the line already. Having a bureau operator in the field could help too if those permissions still mean anything. One who's so quiet they have to cough to let people know they're in the room. Plus she probably won't set off any metal detectors!

But uh after all that mission prep don't you just wanna sit somewhere and uh... bone? I mean, chat?

See if Dartline can get her some combat suites.

Dartline could temporarily increase her security as well. What if we ran into someone in there who's better at hacking than Sev?

>>784049
You couldn't convince sick Penelope to stay behind, so I'm not sure you can stop Sara either.
You'll probably need her help anyway.

She never did CQC so her melee skills may be lacking.

Way I see it, there's two problems that need addressing if Sara wants onboard.

1: her ice needs to be vetted and improved. do not get DA involved in this. Maybe 73-6-2 can help a bit.

2: she needs to be able to wear one of the bulletproof coats you guys use. Without compromising her ability to see.

Best bet with that is probably trying to just give her access to multiple someone's visual feed in a pinch along with any schematics and cameras we hack during the upcoming shitstorm.

>>784049
Spar with her.
See if she measures up.

>>784051
Give her some of the best armor plates that money can buy, and also acquire any spare bodies of the same model, reconfigured so she can pilot them remotely. Call 'em extra life power-ups. Replace the empty brain cases with bombs.

>>784049
Keisha isn't gonna like it if we let her girlfriend AND her best friend fight the final boss.

Explain to Sara there's a certain degree of expendability to you Bureau agents that she lacks. You and Dubs have died before, and Penelope's accepted the risk, but there's no way to reconstitute even your body, Sara. You just don't feel right putting that on the line.

If you did end up going, however, hiding a bomb in your head for the mision would be pretty cool. Nobody would see (or hear) it coming.

>>784083
This can also nicely segue into some 'wrestling'.

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"i couldn't stop penelope," 73-6 says. "i guess i can't stop you either."
Sara puts the gun back on the table.
"but we gotta make sure your firewalls are airtight. and you gotta wear a bulletproof trench. or like five. or if there's some armored plating around we--"

She shuts him up.

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"Now what did you want to talk to me about?"

Sev, if you're ever going to confess your feelings, now's the time.

>>784427
"I think I'm in love... with your pussy."

>>784429
Please. Be classy.
With her vibrating pussy.

>>784427
"Did you want to have sex again"

Tell her how you feel, Sev.
You may never get another chance.

>>784431
"But also with you. You're great."

We were going to kill geoff but that got resolved, so... let's talk about your butt.

>>784427
Spill the spaghetti then run away.

Activate heel-face turn so you can blush properly. Ask if she wants to go to a dance with you sometime, and then get married and have a million impossible cyborg babies, and also have sex right here, right now, on the armory workbench.

NOW KISS!

>>784463
No. HFT is a mood killer for Sara. She loves the real Sev, not his facade.

>>784427
Confess your undying love for her, then kiss her... ON THE LIPS!

>>784473
Yeah, but in context it's the equivalent of him nervously hiding behind a book, without putting any actual physical distance between them.

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"i think i'm in love with you," 73-6 says.
"I know you're in love with me, you dweeb," Sara says. "And you know I'm in love with you."
"i do?"
Sara slides the gun off the table and scoots her butt onto it. "C'mere. I'll prove it."

He does, and she does.

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Sev makes sure the cameras are all turned off.

Then he remembers something cooler to do with his hacking.

*bzzzzzz*

Bravo! Bravo!