How firm a grip does he have on your sword right now? If it's loose, then jerk it from his hand and slice him. If not, grab the hand that's on the sword as hard as yo can.

>>75978
haha, oh look a convenient dotted line! Cut along it.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/11(Wed)21:26 No. 75983 ID: 6faa8c
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>>75981
Ha, there's the... other... one...

Wait, if I just knocked out one, and there's no soulstone for the one I just hacked in half...

BUFFERING...

BUFFERING...

OK, try and kill both of them in one slash.

>>75983
>>75985

throw down one at the other, hit both at once

Knock out the other with the flat of your weapon.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/17(Tue)20:42 No. 78444 ID: 6faa8c
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>>75986
I remember these.
The perfect chimera. A fusion of the soul without a fusion of the body. The Brotherhood: One soul in two bodies, capable of infinite regeneration as long as one remains.

But slain together, they are naught but a single soul, and they become nothing more than a simple crystal.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/17(Tue)20:48 No. 78449 ID: 6faa8c
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I am now in the Unholy lands, at the Undead Corner of their Grand Temple. Please suggest an action.

>"That was scary! I didn't think the Unholy had a stake in you, too..."

>>78449
Look for an entrance at the top. They won't expect that.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/17(Tue)22:01 No. 78515 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78486
Er.

>>78515
Claw-proof. Not sword-proof.

>>78515

...Why would you even go in there at all. Seriously, just skip the damn place.

>>78515
Damn. Well, find an entrance.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/18(Wed)15:12 No. 78780 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78579
>find entrance.

Not that hard of a proposition, once you learn to look up.

>>78780
Say hello to the door guard.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/18(Wed)15:21 No. 78790 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78786
I don't see one.The door is so huge it's impossible for even me to open it manually. I think you need to find a damn switch on the other side of it or some-

>"What is thy business in this most holy of lands?"

Oh. Clever.

>>78790
oh you know, just taking the tour, maybe get a few photos and souvenirs.

>>78790
Say you're investigating reports of an Outsider in the area.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/18(Wed)15:33 No. 78797 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78795
>"Verily, there have been reports of such a foul being in this area. What is thy name, Investigator?"

Oh, right.
These things are called Riddle-doors. They have varying levels of intellect and sentience. Basically, they ask you a bunch of questions, and if you awnser a certain number right (usually half) they open up. Fuck up, and they beat the shite outta you.

>>78797
Harumda.

>>78797
Harumda is your real name. is it not?

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/18(Wed)15:41 No. 78806 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78797
>"Harumda."

The eyes flash grren and I feel strange for a moment.

>"That you are, Former Lord. A sad thing, your casting out. Does thy know what happened to the most resent Beast Lord? I cannot leave this place, and Unholy are almost a rooted as I am."

>>78806
It was slain by the Hunter Lord Dreanin, after we called him for aid.

Dreanin, lord of the hunters slew him.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/18(Wed)15:51 No. 78814 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78811

>"It was slain by the Hunter Lord Dreanin, after we called him for aid."

The eyes flicker for a moment.

>"Most interesting. So the Lovestruck one has thrown in with you, for better or worse?"

>>78814
We made a deal, that's all.

>>78814
It appears that way.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)16:37 No. 79400 ID: 6faa8c
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>>78817
>>78934
>"Hurm. I see. Very well. Welcome to the Great Chapel."

Hurm...
Should I go in, or hurry to the Warrior lands?

>>79400
Surewhynot.

>>79400
Let's go in.

Go in. You know you want to insert yourself in there.

>>79400
Ask Gibson about this place before you go in.

looks legit

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)16:59 No. 79415 ID: 6faa8c
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>>79403
>>79402
>>79401
Alri-

>"YOU!"

>Raeve: "How utterly, wonderfully convenient."

>>79415
Oh. Wonderful.

>>79415
Convenient for you if you're powerful and skillful enough. Convenient to him if things go wrong.

>>79415
Immediately toss a few shockwaves at him.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)17:14 No. 79425 ID: 6faa8c
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>>79415
>Raeve: "You're here just in time. I bid my good friend Augustus let you inside."

M-my blade! I can't draw it!?

>Raeve: "You see, his staff prevents hostile actions of any sort in his vicinity. So sit down, shut up, and watch as your world falls apart around you, little demon."

He says the word with such incredible venom...

>>79425
Say 'No.' and walk out.

>>79425
Listen to what he has to say, but keep your hand on your sword. If this 'anti-violence' field goes down, you have to be ready. Or you can try to escape.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)17:25 No. 79437 ID: 6faa8c
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>>79428
>"No."
I turn around to see a wall in my path. The door that bid me entrance is now shut solid, seamless with the wall.

>Raeve: "How wonderful to see the ultimate beings of chaos bound as they very well should be!"

He laughs.

>>79437
Well fine, if nobody can be hostile, walk over and start annoying them. Wave your hands all over and go "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you... does this bother you? I'm not touching you!"

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)17:40 No. 79454 ID: 6faa8c
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>>79447
I step for-
>"SON OF A BITCH."

>Raeve: "Problem, demon?"

>"OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR I'LL MURDER YOU!"

>>79454
You gotta calm down. This is what he wants, you to be raging ineffectively.

>>79454
Oooogh! Make faces at them while they do whatever.

>>79454
Hey Harumda, I bet this guy's an Angel in disguise. Ask the Unholy lord if he suspects it too.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)17:50 No. 79471 ID: 6faa8c
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>>79458
>Raeve: "As fun as it is to see you ineffectually rage and tempest at me, I have something to do. Did you know, Harumda, that a perfectly sharp sword like Durance can slice anything?"

>"You can't kill me here, or with the sword, Raeve. What are you getting at?"

>Raeve: "I have a plan, Harumda. And you... would get in the way. So I'm going to dispose of you. Peacefully. Orderly. Lawfully."
He shudders.
>Raeve: "I'm going to send you to the Domains. And then... I'm going to cut them off from Hell entirely."

WHAT!?
That would... That would ruin both the Domains and Hell! It'd be irreparable!

>"W-why!?"

>Raeve: "For order. I doubt a simpleton like you could understand. Send him, Augustus."

>>79471
Yell "You fool! You'll only create more chaos with such a deed!"

>>79471
Distract Raeve and/or augustus long enough so we can figure out a loophole to this.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/11/19(Thu)18:03 No. 79482 ID: 6faa8c
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>>79478
>"You fool! You'll only create more chaos!"

>Raeve: "Maybe so... initially. But in time, there will be nothing but the Heavens, and all will be as it should be. Goodbye."

>"NO! NO! IT CAN'T END LIKE TH-"

A bright blue light.

Darkness.

I... I have failed.

TO BE CONTINUED