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66383 No. 66383 ID: 5696d4

"Urgh... Slimey tentacles..."
Expand all images
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No. 66384 ID: 15f6d6

cum a little bit
>>
No. 66385 ID: c0f3bf

...

I got nothing.
>>
No. 66390 ID: abb30a

>>66384
@_@
...sure, why not do this.
>>
No. 66391 ID: 43d730

Relax your anus.
>>
No. 66396 ID: 5d5878

You guys are doing it wrong. Break free, Sanya! There's time for consensual tentacle relations later!
>>
No. 66397 ID: 7eda8b

Lick them a little.
>>
No. 66432 ID: 3d8e92

Curl your toes and gasp. If the tentacles know you're enjoying it they might not hurt you.
>>
No. 66435 ID: 7eda8b

Wrestle them with your prehensile clitoral hood.
>>
No. 66448 ID: 632862

>>66383
Wake up, Sanya. You're having a nightmare.
>>
No. 66458 ID: 9e9b47

>>66383

Moan suggestively for Murdelp to help.
>>
No. 66459 ID: 8e18cd

Don't fight. Give in.
>>
No. 66509 ID: 5696d4
File 125590750520.png - (82.60KB , 600x400 , 02.png )
66509

>SEX
>SEX
>SEX
>SEX
>SEX

... Oh hi, guys. Nice of you to be "thinking" about me... I appreciate it.
>>
No. 66510 ID: 7eda8b

where are the tentacles

you said there would be tentacles

examine surroundings
>>
No. 66512 ID: 5d5878

>>66509
Glad to be of service. What's up?
>>
No. 66513 ID: c0f3bf

>>66509
Actually, no offense to the cutebold, but it is SO NICE to be back with you again.
>>
No. 66519 ID: 15f6d6

Did you cum a little? You should cum a little.
>>
No. 66526 ID: 632862

>>66509
Bring us up to date on what happened since you fell in the water pit. Do you remember anything?
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No. 66528 ID: 5696d4
File 125590941343.png - (57.42KB , 600x400 , 03.png )
66528

>>66513

We've had serious discussions about what to do when one of us is missing, and him bringing you back to me is a sign that he hasn't forgotten about that.

>>66526

Everything's actually a blur. All I remember is drowning, and now I'm here in this place.

A quick look outside tells me I'm still inside the Dorf Fortress.
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No. 66531 ID: 3d8e92

>>66528
You made the cutebold sleep in the chair? What's wrong with you?

Have him sleep at your feet like a dog.
>>
No. 66532 ID: 15f6d6

You should thank Murdlep. He's been a real champ.
>>
No. 66538 ID: 43d730

>>66528
Give Murdelp the blanket,now that you aren't using it.
He probably stayed up all night watching over you.
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No. 66539 ID: f44349

>>66528
Okay then let US catch YOU up.
/me inhales deeply
After you 'drowned,' Murdelp solved some WIERD PUZZLE SHIT and them met Gazzene and Dezzono (who was Gezzono's siblings).
They rescued Gezzono from being stew and then shit exploded and Dezzono died.
Then everyone was sad.
And then Gezzono grew arm tentacles for some reason.
And then this wierd guy with no arms was mind controlling everyone (including you!) but Murdelp outsmarted him and stole his mind-control-stone-thing only I think it made him crazy or something D:
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No. 66542 ID: 5696d4
File 125591059998.png - (40.69KB , 600x400 , 04.png )
66542

>>66531
>>66532

Murdelp tired himself out just to save me. I'll let him sleep in the bed, plus I'll give him a day off. Sounds fair enough?

>>66539

Wow, a voice from the Wisdom Stone actually just gave me important facts.

So Gezzono was saved. Mhm.

Gezzono's siblings came to rescue him as well? He'd better have a good explanation why he let himself get captured. His brother's death should not be in vain.

A weird guy mind-controlling me? ... Sorry, I can't really remember.
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No. 66546 ID: c0f3bf

>>66528
Got that evil purple rock anywhere?
>>
No. 66550 ID: a1ac99

>>66542
Does the name King Yelims ring a bell? Weird blue-skinned smiling guy wearing a crown?
>>
No. 66551 ID: f21281

>>66542
Well, if YOU were going to mind-control someone, would you let them be aware of said mind-controlled events?
>>
No. 66553 ID: 276781

>>66542
Not just 'a weird guy' - it was "King" Yelims.
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No. 66565 ID: 5696d4
File 125591178265.png - (49.76KB , 600x400 , 05.png )
66565

>>66550
>>66553

I do remember that name; the guy in my dream once mentioned that. King Yelims of the Nocitomes... What does he want, anyway?

>>66551

There's a possibility that he wants to leave a mark for us. Remember the time I hit an invisible wall before I drowned? Even my OBSERVANT trait didn't catch that. It's like it was "waiting" for me...

... Nah. I shouldn't think much.

>>66546

I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't see it or any of my items. They might've been stored somewhere.
>>
No. 66567 ID: 632862

>>66565
Well, check out what's outside the room.
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No. 66580 ID: 5696d4
File 125591313137.png - (28.15KB , 600x400 , 06.png )
66580

>>66567

Actually it seems to be the door to the hallway. Our room seems to be the only room in this floor.

I go down the stairs.

"Yadda yadda, have you slept well, our customer- OH SHIT IT'S THAT DRAGON."
>>
No. 66582 ID: 9cc8fd

>>66580
Say "Rawr"
>>
No. 66583 ID: 6faa8c

>>66582
This. It'll be hilarious.
>>
No. 66584 ID: 43d730

>>66583
Claw at the air while you do it, too.
>>
No. 66587 ID: 5eea01

>>66582
>>66584
Do it. Seductively.
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No. 66595 ID: 5696d4
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66595

>>66582
>>66583
>>66584
>>66587

The Dorf is spooked out. "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I've done EVERYTHING the Tonberry demanded, for your comfort!"

"I even kept your items safe and stored the note he left!"

(Animated)
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No. 66596 ID: 9cc8fd

>>66595
Ask for the items and note, and slowly lick your lips.
>>
No. 66603 ID: 15f6d6

Lick your own eye.
>>
No. 66608 ID: 5d5878

>>66595
Why are you even listening to those voices? Just thank him and collect your belongings.






Seductively.
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No. 66615 ID: 5696d4
File 125591633265.png - (61.15KB , 600x400 , 08.png )
66615

>>66596
>>66608

"Uhh, they're just under my pa- I mean the c-c-counter!"
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No. 66618 ID: 5696d4
File 125591642661.png - (132.74KB , 600x400 , 09.png )
66618

Oh my. I think he fainted.
>>
No. 66622 ID: 5d5878

>>66618
Yup, he's out. Grab your stuff from behind the counter and read the note.
>>
No. 66623 ID: 43d730

>>66618
FORCED XENOPHILIA achieved!
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No. 66631 ID: 5696d4
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66631

>>66622

Obtained BAG containing KNIFE, GREEN POTION, EMPTY POTION, and WOODEN MAIL.
Obtained FIRE ROD.
Obtained SPEAR.
Obtained GEMS.
Obtained PILLS.

I read the note. Gezzono is giving us a day for ourselves. I think there's no rush in finding my father; the guy in my dream said that Gezzono will help me witn the initiation. While he's not around, I'm free to do what I want.

... Come to think of it, I need to return the FIRE ROD to the elf in the Armory.
>>
No. 66632 ID: 632862

>>66631
Well, do that first then.
>>
No. 66634 ID: 15f6d6

GRAB the PEELS
>>
No. 66635 ID: 27fd4d

>>66631
Give Gezzono a lesson in grammar when he gets back. That should be "Gazzene and I"
>>
No. 66636 ID: 5eea01

A whole day away from the main quest, you say?
There's only one real choice here (after returning the rod): FIND HOT SPRINGS, HAVE HOT SPRINGS EPISODE
>>
No. 66639 ID: abb30a

>>66636
If we don't have the budget for that, don't try to do a bathhouse episode instead. We're classier than that.
>>
No. 66642 ID: 43d730

>>66639
Instead, wait for Murdelp to wake up and take him out to dinner.
But hot springs is first choice.
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No. 66650 ID: 3d8e92
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66650

>>66639
>If we don't have the budget for that, don't try to do a bathhouse episode instead. We're classier than that.
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No. 66661 ID: 5696d4
File 125592117033.png - (36.75KB , 600x400 , 11.png )
66661

>>66636

That actually sounds like a good idea. There's a hot spring bath house near the dungeon. It's powered by the heat that comes from the underground lava, so it'll be really steamy there.

But first, TO THE ARMORY!

"Yes, I heard from the Dorf King! You not only cleared your reputation, but even saved him! That's quite an achievement!"

"And I'm so glad Kobold-kun is okay! For that, I can let you keep that Fire Rod or switch it with one of the items I showed you earlier. Go on, don't be shy!"

Mhm, seems the elf really is happy to hear the news. What should I do?
>>
No. 66675 ID: 9cc8fd

Fire Rod's nice if it'll actually work, but the Strength Glove would be nice too. Maybe ask about the Fire Rod's failure first.
>>
No. 66676 ID: aba0a3

Burn down the elves' forests and blame it on the dorves.

Take the fire rod and go find your kobold pal a gift. He needs it.
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No. 66691 ID: 5696d4
File 125592324246.png - (38.77KB , 600x400 , 12.png )
66691

>>66676

>Gift for Murdelp

But I don't have any money with me!

>>66675

I tell the elf about the times I tried to use the Fire Rod.

"You were able to use it the first time, right? The second time you tried, you were inside the dungeon... It could be that the dungeon was warded with an anti-magic ward, but I can't really tell. I haven't tried entering the dungeon myself."

"I assure you that the Fire Rod still works."
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No. 66693 ID: 15f6d6

Fire rod is a piece of shit. Trade it out for the gloves.
>>
No. 66694 ID: 5d5878

>>66691
Ask what the other potion you have does. May come in handy.
>>
No. 66697 ID: 632862

The gloves will get deactivated by anti-magic wards too, so if we want something that can be used no matter what, we can pick the Shield, Yew Arrows, Light Spear (can be thrown), Mithril Axe or the bombs.

Sandra seems effective in battle already with the spear she's got. Bombs could be handy in a pinch, and the yew arrows could be useful for Murdelp. If either of the dwarves were still alive, that axe would've been niiiice.

I vote for bombs.
>>
No. 66703 ID: 6faa8c

>>66697
I'm voting Gloves. If she gets disarmed, we can do some CRAAAAZY grappling.
>>
No. 66704 ID: 7ef24d

Could just...try shooting the rod again outside as a test of function.
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No. 66705 ID: 5696d4
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66705

>>66693
>>66703

"There you go! A STRENGTH GLOVE for a FIRE ROD. Enjoy!"

Lost FIRE ROD
Obtained STRENGTH GLOVE

Anything else?
>>
No. 66708 ID: 632862

>>66705
Ask what the green potion does.
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No. 66713 ID: 5696d4
File 125592527714.png - (38.32KB , 600x400 , 14.png )
66713

>>66708

"Hon, I'm not that smelly sneaky Dorf who owns the Potion Shop. I don't suppose you're going there to ask..."

"... Are you?"
>>
No. 66717 ID: dda9dd

>>66713
maybe, why?
>>
No. 66736 ID: 632862

>>66713
You got some dirt on him?
>>
No. 66737 ID: 5696d4
File 125592651543.png - (40.92KB , 600x400 , 15.png )
66737

>>66717
>>66736

"Oh good gracious, no. Rumors are abound about that Dorf buying those potions from an unknown source, so he doesn't really make them. If you ask him about a potion you've bought, he doesn't really respond to you!"

"He's a swindler, I tell you."

(Paused for the night.)
>>
No. 66824 ID: 8ca61a

Ask the elf what you can do for him in order to earn money or a gift for your Kobold. (And I do not mean sexual).
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No. 66898 ID: 5696d4
File 125598345965.png - (50.82KB , 600x400 , 16.png )
66898

The elf presents you the jobs available:

Armory - The elf wants me to hunt around for some wolves so he can use the pelt and fur for his sewery. I can improve Logic and Agile if I do the job well.

Brewery - The Brewery is under new management, so they are short of people who serve the drinks. If I nail this one, I might be able to hone my Charm. Not to mention I can get tips if I do extremely well!

Castle - The Dorf King wants some manual labor to help with the repairs, especially on the Infirmary and the Dungeon. Working with able men can earn some Might and Agile.

The pay is flexible, and will depend on how well I perform.
>>
No. 66899 ID: 7eda8b

Beer wench
>>
No. 66902 ID: c0f3bf

>>66898
Go with the wolves.
>>
No. 66903 ID: aba0a3

Work at the Castle baby, you're charming enough.
>>
No. 66905 ID: c42be6

>>66898
Brewery.
>>
No. 66907 ID: abb30a

Whatever we do, make sure it leaves enough time for the Hot Springs.
>>
No. 66912 ID: c0f3bf

>>66899
>>66905
You remember what happened last time she was near alcohol?

...Oh right.
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No. 66916 ID: 5696d4
File 125598723131.png - (45.02KB , 600x400 , 17.png )
66916

>>66899
>>66905

I go to the Brewery. A talyxian wearing a light-blue robe sitting by the bar catches my attention. They must be the new manager.

I come up and tell them about the job.

"Even if you're just working for one day, I will accept you. Any help is better," the talyxian speaks. I really can't tell the gender; they look ambiguous enough to fool me.

Still, they tell me to go to the back and start wearing the outfit needed.
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No. 66921 ID: 936c81

woah

what's that?
>>
No. 66922 ID: 5696d4
File 125598799289.png - (35.74KB , 600x400 , 18.png )
66922

... Is this a themed Brewery or something?
>>
No. 66923 ID: aba0a3

Serve and dance and saunter. Earn those tips.
>>
No. 66924 ID: 936c81

>>66922
Must be. That's way more clothes than you normally wear.

Get started.
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No. 66930 ID: 5696d4
File 125599066342.png - (50.31KB , 600x400 , 19.png )
66930

>>66923
>>66924

(Four hours later)

Hey, this isn't so bad. I just have to present myself gracefully to my customers and I get tips. For someone whose race is usually feared upon, I'm really doing well here.

"Sanya-chan, at your service!"
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No. 66934 ID: 5696d4
File 125599095951.png - (78.02KB , 600x400 , 20.png )
66934

... Oh fuck.
>>
No. 66939 ID: aba0a3

Punch something cute to show your superiority and to get the weeaboo out. Drink hard liquor afterward.

Then dance.
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No. 66941 ID: 5696d4
File 125599166145.png - (49.14KB , 600x400 , 21.png )
66941

Damnit, it's that Dorf who threatened Murdelp last time!

"'Ey, lass. Din't kno' ya be workin' 'round 'ere these days!"
>>
No. 66943 ID: 632862

>>66941
Stick with the job. Be charming.
>>
No. 66947 ID: a1ac99

>>66941
"It's just for the day, sir. Don't have anything else I have to do. What can I get you?"

Be overbearingly polite when you say it.
>>
No. 66953 ID: aba0a3

>>66941
Take his money, get him drunk, kill him after work, go go go.
>>
No. 66961 ID: 276781

>>66941
Kill him with kindness.
Be the sweetest barwench you can be, really turn on the charm for this fucker. Get him to spend as much money as possible.
>>
No. 66965 ID: 5696d4
File 125599411228.png - (67.68KB , 600x400 , 22.png )
66965

>>66943
>>66947
>>66961

I... I'll try.

> "Welcome to the Brewery, sir!"

"Ha, ya'r callin' me 'sir' now? Ya'r makin' me laugh, lass! Keep kissin' my ass just'a get yo'r money."

> "... What can I get you today?"

"I'll hav' a mug o' ale, 'n ya best be careful. I dun want 'em spilled again, if ya know what I mean."

> "I'm sorry sir, but we are out of stock for that. May we interest you in-"

"No. I want my ALE."
>>
No. 66966 ID: aba0a3

Piss in mug, say it's ale.
>>
No. 66967 ID: 632862

>>66965
Would you like me to get the manager for you? Perhaps they could find something to your liking.
>>
No. 66968 ID: bd2eec

>>66965
So he is going to be a cockknob?
Be sweet but work some bitchiness into it.
Tell him again that the ALE is out of stock.
>>
No. 66969 ID: 7eda8b

Say "Have you even TRIED lager before?"

If he gives you trouble, talk to the manager.
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No. 66973 ID: 5696d4
File 125599485068.png - (51.25KB , 600x400 , 23.png )
66973

> "I'm really sorry. Would you like me to call the manager for you?"

"Nah, if there's nuttin' there, then nuttin'."

"..."

"... Sit on my lap. Dat'll do."
>>
No. 66977 ID: 632862

>>66973
I don't think that's part of the job.
>>
No. 66979 ID: 7eda8b

Say "One moment~"

Go talk to the manager. Explain that since it's your first day as a beer wench, you don't know how to react to customers behaving this way. Since it's a talyxian, maybe they'll do some kung fu shit to handle this.
>>
No. 66984 ID: 5d5878

>>66973
Get the manager, see if this gets him thrown out on his ass. We can only hope.
>>
No. 66985 ID: a1ac99

>>66973
Okay. Sit in his lap.

Tuck your tail between your legs and grind his nuts into the chair with it. If it hurts him, apologize profusely and say that it was an accident. That you were just protecting yourself and trying to keep him from doing anything that would get him thrown out.

He won't see it coming, because of the dress.
>>
No. 67008 ID: b1e366

>>66985
Do this, then when he yells, jump up suddenly so that your tail slaps him in the face.
>>
No. 67009 ID: 5696d4
File 125599791727.png - (56.14KB , 600x400 , 24.png )
67009

>>66977
>>66979
>>66984

Before I started working, the manager told me that there were only two of us servants working. They said I should look for that other servant when I need something.

I look around for that other servant.

...
>>
No. 67010 ID: de913c

>>67009

Oh....Kay...
>>
No. 67012 ID: 7eda8b

Is that the same one as before, or are they related or something?
>>
No. 67014 ID: e62273

>>67009
Same one I bet, and has dem hips.
>>
No. 67028 ID: 632862

The other one was white, this is grey. Ask if physical contact is part of the job, anyway.
>>
No. 67029 ID: 5d5878

>>67009
Resist the powerful urge to go furry. Ask about how to deal with an "unruly" customer.
>>
No. 67032 ID: 12fc66

>>67009
Resist urge to fondle dat ass. Fail.
Receive massive tips from surrounding male customers.
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No. 67040 ID: aba0a3
File 125600883549.png - (411.53KB , 777x777 , sanyatentacles.png )
67040

Make out with her, make lots of money.

Get tentacles, make more.
>>
No. 67042 ID: 5696d4
File 125600894362.png - (51.23KB , 600x400 , 25.png )
67042

> "... Aren't you the manager of this Brewery? Why are you doing this?"

"Didn't the elf tell you? We're short-handed. VERY short-handed. I'm the only one who runs this whole place."

> "Then why are you in such clothing?"

"... I have to make a living, and all I know is being as charmful as I can be to earn money... This is the only thing I know."

> Unruly customer

"That's completely up to you, but I do suggest not making such a scene... I've just started my business here, and I don't want to mess up."
>>
No. 67044 ID: 632862

Seduce him, get him to the back room... then tie him up and leave him there until the bar closes.
>>
No. 67052 ID: b1e366
File 12560093712.png - (49.97KB , 800x600 , eye.png )
67052

Have her use the Talyxian racial ability on him.
>>
No. 67068 ID: 5696d4
File 125601075171.png - (52.12KB , 600x400 , 26.png )
67068

"'ey! What's wit' the big hol' up-"

"... Girls?"
>>
No. 67071 ID: dda9dd

>>67052
ohgodtheeyesdontpleasetheyburnus...
>>
No. 67074 ID: 6faa8c

>>67068
Delicious lesbian makeouts?
>>
No. 67078 ID: 5696d4
File 125601126656.png - (78.59KB , 600x400 , 27.png )
67078

"Please, sir... We've reserved a VIP room for your entertainment..."
>>
No. 67080 ID: de913c

>>67078

...proceed.
>>
No. 67085 ID: dda9dd

>>67078
So fake the VIP room, have the Talyxian hypnotize 'dos eyes' him and dump him in a trash barrel out back after soaking him in cheep liquor?

He wakes up with faint memories and booze soaked and figures this must be a good boozen bar.
>>
No. 67086 ID: 7ef24d
File 125601171620.jpg - (49.60KB , 590x397 , excellent.jpg )
67086

Continue...
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No. 67103 ID: 5696d4
File 125601266562.png - (28.01KB , 600x400 , 28.png )
67103

>>67085

You know what? I actually like the original idea of mauling him instead.

"UNF! DAT HURTS SO MUCH, GIRLS!"

"Oh, it will be all OVER soon, Dorf..."

--------------------------

"Wow, sounds like they're havin' quite an action thar."

"Sure wish I was da one dey pick'."
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No. 67105 ID: 7eda8b
File 125601287224.png - (7.79KB , 95x96 , awesome.png )
67105

>murder
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No. 67117 ID: 5696d4
File 125601451269.png - (63.16KB , 600x400 , 29.png )
67117

"H-h-hey, Sanya? May I talk to you for a second before you leave?"
>>
No. 67118 ID: dda9dd

>>67117
uhmm okay.
>>
No. 67120 ID: 135d9a

>>67117

Sure, why not.
>>
No. 67121 ID: de913c

>>67117

Go for it.
>>
No. 67122 ID: 632862

>>67117
Hahahah seriously? She's got a crush on Sanya now?

I wonder if that's just because of a really high Charm stat.
>>
No. 67127 ID: 0b18ab

"Yyyyeah? I guess I could maybe spend a few more days here..." (who hires an employee for just one day, anyway?)
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No. 67129 ID: 5696d4
File 125601537089.png - (36.86KB , 600x400 , 30.png )
67129

>>67118
>>67120
>>67121

"I'd just like to apologize for not telling you about this business and about myself earlier. I know it's bad for you to know that I'm a prostitute, but I had no choice..."

"You've earned 350 Gold for your services, and as a way of saying thanks, I'll treat you to the bath house for some quality time. I'm closing up anyway, and I wouldn't want this bad stench of Dorf to stay around my fur."

Seems like she wants to get to know more of me. Seeing that she's actually alone, I might as well join with her.

(Paused for the night)
>>
No. 67131 ID: 7eda8b

I thought the idea was to bring him to the room and beat him up, not screw him.
>>
No. 67154 ID: 632862

I think maybe he got both treatments.

Let's get some bath house stuff going. Sure.

(she's gonna grope ya, Sanya)
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No. 67157 ID: 135d9a

>>67129

Okay, sure, let's just keep running with this.
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No. 67212 ID: aba0a3

Buy her as a gift, have threesome with kobold as gift.

(Temp services hire for a day, or when needing help, especially back when).
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No. 67216 ID: 20c9a5

>>67212
I support this motion.
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No. 67332 ID: 5696d4
File 125607253320.png - (126.35KB , 600x400 , 31.png )
67332

"Oh, this is the LIFE!"
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No. 67334 ID: 7eda8b

You're not supposed to keep your towel on in the water.
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No. 67339 ID: 9c02db

>>67332
your towel is now soaked and you have nothing to dry yourself with
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No. 67349 ID: 5696d4
File 125607481186.png - (107.69KB , 600x400 , 32.png )
67349

>>67334
>>67339

Ahh, you're right! I guess I was too excited to take it off... I haven't had such a relaxing time like this for YEARS.

"You can have my towel if you want."

I look at the Talyxian. Wow, I've never seen a Talyxian before; I've only heard them from my father's books that he left for us.
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No. 67350 ID: 7eda8b

What kinds of things did he say about them?

On that note, keep a look out for any knife tricks.
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No. 67355 ID: e3f578

What other races have you been told of by your father's writings? And his comments.

Funny commentary would be quite encouraged. I hope your father had a sense of humor.
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No. 67356 ID: bffa2a

>>67350

Seriously, she might look like she has none but around Talyxians never relax. Watch that ass... no, closer.

So, did she mention her name yet?
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No. 67365 ID: 43d730

>>67349
Be nice, but beware of pouncing.
I'm doubting it would involve a knife, though.

Oh SHIT, make sure you keep her away from your nose. Try not to turn around suddenly.
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No. 67378 ID: 5696d4
File 125607758331.png - (115.05KB , 600x400 , 33.png )
67378

>>67355

If there's anything I know about my father, it's that he's boring as heck. His books are quite technical, talking about anatomy and such.

>>67350
>>67365

Contrary to what I've learned about her race, she doesn't seem too proficient of a fighter. I can tell by the way she fumbled messily when we were trying to gag that Dorf back in the Brewery.

>>67365

I'll remember not to.

> "Uhh, so what's your name?"

"I'm Amina."

I don't want to jump into her mind like a detective. What should I say?
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No. 67379 ID: 192956

>>67378
ask her how long she thinks she can hold her breath under water...
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No. 67380 ID: 90ccdb

>>67378
"U r hawt. ASL???"
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No. 67381 ID: 29a4e1

>>67378

>I don't want to jump into her mind like a detective.

GAWD DAMN PSYKERS!

Just talk casually.
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No. 67383 ID: e3f578

Well, as a genre-savvy voice, I can assure you your father now has an 80% chance of having a sense of humor deep inside now that you've said that.

In fact, by saying that, you have assured you'll meet him somehow... and me saying this may have negated all of it. Dammit.
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No. 67385 ID: 7eda8b

Ask her how she came to be a whore in a dwarf village. Ask her what she's good at other than that.
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No. 67386 ID: 43d730

>>67385
"How you ended up in your line of work"
No reason to be rude.
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No. 67387 ID: bffa2a

So, has she got any permanent plans with the brewery? Or if that's not really what she wants what would she think of joining you in a quest to save... your nose? We could use her eye candy skills.. we can teach her stuff. Only it's really dangerous and several people are already dead.
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No. 67435 ID: 5696d4
File 125608324780.png - (94.72KB , 600x400 , 34.png )
67435

> "How'd you end up a prostitute, anyway? Isn't that a bit extreme?"

"I was raised in a place far from here by humans, but they were mean to me. They sold me off to a travelling caravan, but the people there only taught me about seduction and such. I didn't know much about my own dignity, so I learned too late about the wrong doings that I have been following."

"I escaped the caravan, but eventually found myself lost. Everything else that I have learned is pretty much self-taught, like how to handle gold and survive. I kind of owe it to prostitution that I manage to survive, but I know that it's wrong."

> "... Why don't you come with us?"

"I have only gotten to know you for less than a day. How am I supposed to know that you wouldn't use me just like that caravan?"

I can see in Amina's face that she wants to join, however. Does she want me to say something that'll convince her?
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No. 67438 ID: 7eda8b

Tell her about your mission. Make it not that you want her to join, but that you would like her help.

Point out that you can hardly cart her around in a cage, or whatever the caravan did.

Tell her you can teach her how to do other things. (You know how to do other things, right?)
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No. 67439 ID: 197650

"I am a fucking sergon, if I have a problem that can be solved with seduction, I can also fix it by ripping it apart."
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No. 67440 ID: 9dd38f

>>67435

I think you should let her trust you before we try to recruit her.
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No. 67444 ID: 9e9b47

>>67435

Say because you like her and stuff
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No. 67446 ID: 43d730

>>67435
She's given you a segment of life story, tell her some of yours.
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No. 67447 ID: e3f578

No more customer service to worry about. Just yourself, your preferred style of offense, and good company. No chains attached. Dangerous work, but you won't lose your dignity. (Don't mention the risk of exposure to tentacles at all)
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No. 67448 ID: 43d730

>>67446
Actually, wait.
Do we have a name for her so far?
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No. 67449 ID: bffa2a

>>67435

"I'll teach you how to fight so nothing can do that to you again. Besides, I wouldn't hurt you, I like you."

Does the party have enough skills to teach her so she'll benefit from it? I don't want to lead her to danger in hopes of something we don't have.
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No. 67459 ID: 632862

>>67449
I like this plan.
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No. 67484 ID: 5696d4
File 12560875506.png - (52.11KB , 500x400 , 35.png )
67484

> "I'll teach you everything you need to know so you can protect yourself. You've been offering your body up too much. It's time that you learn how to defend yourself."

Amina smiles.

I can teach her the basics of battle, but I don't want to worry about that today. For now, I want us to relax a bit. It's what we both need.
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No. 67485 ID: 43d730

>>67484
>One Agile
>Talyxian
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No. 67487 ID: 8b7db1

>>67484
Hmm, with stats like that, she could be a pretty good party 'face'.
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No. 67493 ID: bffa2a

I think there's something wrong with the statcard or it's time to get her to the gym.

Sanya, blow bubbles.
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No. 67512 ID: 5d5878

>>67484
Just chill. I think it's time for that.
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No. 67517 ID: 5696d4
File 125608884630.png - (30.05KB , 600x400 , 36.png )
67517

>>67485
>>67487
>>67493

Cut her some slack, guys! Weren't you not listening to her story earlier? From my dad's books, I knew that Talyxians were trained to be warriors. If Amina is telling the truth, then she wasn't able to get that experience she needed.

>>67512

You're my only friend among these strange voices in the stone.
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No. 67526 ID: 8b7db1

>>67517
Hey, I was just pointing out that if she were to join up, she would probably be the best at negotiating with others, that's all. That's what I meant by 'face'. If she was freakishly intelligent, I would have said 'wizzard'. Play to your strengths, people.
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No. 67529 ID: bffa2a

We're just worried for her life now. Her life will be completely in your hands which is a big responsibilty. Especially since people drop like flies around you. Don't you dissapoint us.
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No. 67531 ID: f21281

>>67517
Sit up before your drown yourself, silly draco-woman.
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No. 67538 ID: e3f578

Do a little dance for celebration!
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No. 67549 ID: 5d5878

>>67517
Yay, I feel important! But on a more serious note, if she's joining, she's getting decent training, possibly even before you set out. Until then, she works as a good face.
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No. 67577 ID: bffa2a

So, does this place offer massages?
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No. 67595 ID: 9c02db

>>67549
AND SEX
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No. 67603 ID: 73ad2b

>>67577
Get one from Amina.
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No. 67674 ID: 5696d4
File 125609454345.png - (108.74KB , 600x400 , 37.png )
67674

>>67526
>>67529

Mhm, I guess you're right to worry about that. As of now, I've only given Amina my word for her training. Granted that we've already lost three people, it might be quite dangerous for both of us if I don't get her trained in time.

>>67577

Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. I'll go and check it out if they have such services.
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No. 67675 ID: 5696d4
File 125609457884.png - (128.55KB , 600x400 , 38.png )
67675

"Hey, do you have massa-"

!
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No. 67678 ID: f21281

>>67675
you gon' get raped.
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No. 67680 ID: de913c

Rape imminent.

Just avoid nose contact. Tell her immediately why.
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No. 67688 ID: 192956

>>67675
Don't worry she's grabbing your tail to get your attention, I don't think the following result would be rape...I mean its not like grabbing your tail is the equivelent to smacking your ass...or is it.
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No. 67699 ID: bffa2a

And here I thought it was just a red herring. Blush profusely ask what Amina is doing.
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No. 67701 ID: 632862

Um, is the bath house part of the tavern?

There's only one employee there available to give back massages.
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No. 67708 ID: 5696d4
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67708

"No matter what happens... I am forever in your debt."

> "... For what? I haven't given you anything."

"... You've given me hope."
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No. 67710 ID: 632862

>>67708
She's groping you! I told you this would happen!
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No. 67711 ID: f21281

>>67708
"If you're gonna get all touchy-feely, just know the nose is off-limits. People go crazy when they touch it, I don't know why."
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No. 67712 ID: 43d730

>>67708
Hug her, avoid nose.
Keep it platonic.
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No. 67714 ID: 135d9a

>>67708

D'aww.

So, uh, you were going to try to get a massage?
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No. 67715 ID: 192956

>>67708
give her a hug (strictly friend hug no need to go further than that)
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No. 67716 ID: dda9dd

>>67708
Obious reaction:"Erh uhm... thankyou."

Suggested witticism:"I find that hope is the true coinage of the soul."
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No. 67720 ID: 5d5878

>>67708
Heed the d'aww. Don't let that hope turn out to be false.
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No. 67721 ID: 7eda8b

Say "No. Forever's too long to be in anyone's debt. Now, a weekend or two, maybe..."

{CHIKKA BOW WOW}
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No. 67722 ID: bffa2a

D'awwwww, if it wouldn't make her fly in a murderous rage I would make her your waifu. Alas, it's your destiny to die loveless as long as you have this curse. Hugs only.

You better train her good.
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No. 67724 ID: 5696d4
File 125609760927.png - (35.56KB , 600x400 , 40.png )
67724

> How about that massage?

"... I'm having it now..."
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No. 67725 ID: de913c

>>67724

...

I got nothin'. Just enjoy? I dunno, I feel kind of awkward now.
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No. 67726 ID: 43d730

>>67724
Make sure to invite Murdelp next time.
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No. 67727 ID: bffa2a

Waifu.
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No. 67730 ID: f21281

>>67724
...are you getting laid?
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No. 67732 ID: 192956

>>67724
...her hands aren't on your shoulders...or back...I think she just skipped right to tha happy ending.
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No. 67733 ID: de913c

>>67730

I figured that was kind of obvious.

Hence my confused congratulations.
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No. 67734 ID: 5696d4
File 125609813095.png - (21.95KB , 600x400 , 41.png )
67734

...
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No. 67736 ID: 135d9a

>>67734

Sup Murdelp.
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No. 67737 ID: 9891a9

>>67734
Stop having that wet dream and wake up this instant, young man.
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No. 67739 ID: 632862

>>67734
Well that's odd, why are we seeing Murdelp now? He doesn't have the Wisdom Stone.
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No. 67742 ID: 5696d4
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67742

... Arise, my minion. We have work to do.
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No. 67744 ID: 135d9a

>>67742

Oh, right.

Well, hell.
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No. 67745 ID: 15f6d6

Lick her eye.
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