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662003 No. 662003 ID: 34a64b

Dad sent me nanomachines.

I don't know what to do with them.
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No. 663575 ID: 77f772

Say speak, ready yourself for nightmare level sounds to reply.
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No. 663582 ID: a107fd

>>663524
>Warm water. I don't want to get burns.

No, but you do want to get the goo off your arm, right? Enough exposure to boiling water to cause first-degree burns, which don't usually require hospitalization, would also almost certainly be sufficient to destroy any physically plausible nanoscale machinery. Every living cell has a sort of nanoscale assembler in it. Excessive heat tends to ruin any such tiny machines, much the same way casual use of a sledgehammer ruins macroscopic clockwork, but your flesh has the advantage in terms of cooling because it's more connected to your bloodstream and thus any cold spots in the rest of your body.
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No. 663583 ID: 8177e7
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663583

>Stick your dick through the phone
That's not physically possible.

>Listen to phone call already!
I am listening. Nothing's happening.

>Wait. Is there silence on her phone too? Did the nanogoo call both numbers? Ask the shopkeep to pick hers up again (unless she hung up, then nevermind), then say "Say hello."
She's hung up already.

>Say speak, ready yourself for nightmare level sounds to reply.
"Nanomachines, speak."

-click-

I'm not ready to have nightmares about phones hanging up! Is that even a real phobia?

What just happened?
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No. 663584 ID: 1f8505

>>663583

Maybe the nanomachines butt-dialed you?
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No. 663585 ID: defceb

This is spoopy GET BACK THERE AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
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No. 663587 ID: 92a560

Invite shopgirl back to your place

And then stick your dick in her
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No. 663588 ID: 3bc92d

Yeah, you gotta go back to the house to find out what's up with that, or you'll never get any sleep again!
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No. 663591 ID: 0fc976

You must investigate your house-turned-goo-lair! Shopgirl, you have been recruited for this adventure too, so come along! ...I say, we never did ask your name.
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No. 663592 ID: e114bc

>>663583
...I wonder if the nanomachines don't like being ordered around anymore.

You're going to have to reclaim your house eventually. I suspect that if the nanogoo can learn how to use a phone they can learn how to use the thermostat, so you can't just wait for them to freeze. Time to armor up. Look around the shop for things like full face-masks and gloves. Also, if you can find cans of compressed air you could tell the nanogoo to eat them, causing the gas to be released violently inside the nanogoo AND a sharp drop in temperature.
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No. 663633 ID: 8177e7
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663633

>This is spoopy GET BACK THERE AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
I don't understand what just happened and it's scaring me! I have to know.

"You look like you just saw a ghost."

"More like a goost." I drop my phone on the table. "I think it just figured out phones."

"You think?"

"They didn't say anything and hung up when I gave the talk command. Uh, who phoned you?"

The shop girl shrugs. "Wrong number or something. Didn't say a thing."

>...I wonder if the nanomachines don't like being ordered around anymore.
Oh great, you mean it might not just be trying to eat me because I accidentally told it to, it might now be actively malicious?

>You're going to have to reclaim your house eventually. I suspect that if the nanogoo can learn how to use a phone they can learn how to use the thermostat, so you can't just wait for them to freeze. Time to armor up. Look around the shop for things like full face-masks and gloves. Also, if you can find cans of compressed air you could tell the nanogoo to eat them, causing the gas to be released violently inside the nanogoo AND a sharp drop in temperature.
"I'm going to have to buy more stuff." I venture. "If it can use a phone, it probably figure out the thermostat. Need to confront it if I'm ever going to get my house back. Let me think. Going to need protective gear to avoid touching the stuff and maybe stuff like compressed air? If I can get it to eat that, it, it might explode when punctured?"

"Didn't you just say it's a nude bomb as well? You'll need more help than that."

>Invite shopgirl back to your place
"Well, if you're offering?"

"Ya just want to see me naked, don't you?"

"Maaaaybe."

>And then stick your dick in her
There's a lot of ifs in the way!

"I gueeeeess it's in my best interests to make sure grey goo doesn't eat my workplace. Going to get in a lot of trouble if I'm caught off playing hooky." She glances at the door. The snow's getting heavier. She shrugs. "Doubt anyone's coming out in this weather though. OK. We'll grab the kit you want, then I'll close up shop."

We start a pattern of she grabs the stuff from the aisle and I sort through it at the counter to see what's going to be sturdy enough and try stuff on to get the fit right for me. Overalls, work gloves, face masks, googles, swimming caps, hairnets, beanies and some cans of compressed air so far.

>You must investigate your house-turned-goo-lair! Shopgirl, you have been recruited for this adventure too, so come along! ...I say, we never did ask your name.
"Well, thanks for coming into the goodra's lair with me, uh... say, I never did ask your name?"

"Haha!" A cry of triumph. She comes back out of one aisle with an axe and a worrying grin.

"Is that safe?"

"It's an axe. It's for chopping things up. It's inherently unsafe."

"I mean, do you know how to use an axe?"

"Runner up in last year's citywide amateur boxing tournament."

That... doesn't answer the question.

The front door jingles

"We're closed." shopkeep calls out.

I hear humming. At the door there's a short, round figure, bulky from winter clothes. Heh, they must be feeling the cold too. Looks like they just threw every stitch of warm clothing they had on.

Wait.
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No. 663634 ID: 8177e7
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663634

That's my jacket.
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No. 663636 ID: 92a560

Stick your dick in it
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No. 663637 ID: 89941a

Try asking it to speak again.

Also, did your smartphone have GPS?
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No. 663638 ID: 9ddf68

"uh, girl who won't tell me her name, we don't have to worry about looking for it at my house anymore... It just found us."

Don't get in close and remember it can launch pieces of itself at you as well so you two might want to take cover. Oh and if you do try talking to it the only question I can think worth ask is "Why". As in Why is it fucking hunting you down?! The hell did you do to piss it off?!
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No. 663639 ID: 60700b

>>663634
It just figured out clothes.

And a way to generate internal heat.
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No. 663640 ID: 3663d3

"if you have gotten smart enough to know how clothes work, can i ask you to stop trying to eat me?" do not show fear
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No. 663643 ID: b9cef6

Have hello to your new goo overlord.
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No. 663645 ID: 3bc92d

Is... is it in the shape of a nanogoo-girl?

Well, if it's smart enough to not melt through clothes and call you through the phone, it's probably smart enough to not want to hurt you anymore.

Hug nanogoo.

...repeat requests for your conversion into a nanogoo-girl.
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No. 663647 ID: 1cebc8

Oh crap. It probably left a trail of nanopuddles.

You need to find the exact trail it left and destroy all traces before they reach the sewer, or your city will be Cthulhu's wife by next week.

For now, shout for your friend. Lure this idiot mass back into the street and pull / shoot off clothes so it will freeze.
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No. 663650 ID: 88960e

>Wrong number or something. Didn't say a thing.
The goo called your cell and the store phone at the same time to confirm you were here. Clever girl.

>>663634
It figured out how to not eat things. Now all you have to do is convince it you're as useful as clothes.

Appease it with a hug.
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No. 663652 ID: 3663d3

>>663650
so... stick his dick in it?
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No. 663657 ID: 3c17ca

>>663634
Ok, this..can be bad, or maybe good? It came here, and is not immediately insane. Could have melted the door, didnt.

Lets try communication 2.0 with it. Let it know you dont want to be eaten, and offer it the flakes of nanogoo you have.

Keep the shopkeeper safe and at a distance, it can still shoot nanowads.
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No. 663659 ID: ad7bba

Try to look as big as possible, and make a lot of noise. This scares them away.
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No. 663660 ID: b8ceae

>>663634
"Why did you follow me?"
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No. 663662 ID: 2a7417

Aw, you came out in this weather just to see me? How sweet. Come, give Son a hug!
(one of the three of you is going to need an actual name soon... I'd start by naming the goo (girl) Silver.)
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No. 663663 ID: 3663d3

quick save "SAVE" so it wont try to change forms.
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No. 663668 ID: 330ce5

Don't attack the obvious goo person. Instead try to talk to it. But if that fails run, the last thing we need is axe wielding goo.
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No. 663690 ID: defceb

Go for the hug.

Hugs solve everything.
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No. 663691 ID: a107fd

Ask nanogoo girl to sit down.
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No. 663707 ID: e114bc

>>663634
Don't say eat or consume unless you're really ordering it to eat something. Unless it is VERY smart now it will continue to take commands literally. Which means even if you preface "eat" with "don't" it will probably take that as an order to eat anything you name after the "eat".

First off, tell it to eat what it's wearing. If it stops to do so, it will be immediately exposed to the cold. Then you can tell it to eat the compressed air cans. If it actively disobeys, then you might have a chance to convince it to stop trying to kill you...

Tell the shopkeep she might want to turn off the space heater.
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No. 663709 ID: 2a7417

>>663707
Eat clothing? Kinkyyy.
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No. 663715 ID: f61b8d

Well, I'm on the side of "it's smart enough to wear clothes and use phones, maybe its smart enough to be reasoned with", soooo, let's cautiously try reasoning with it?
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No. 663727 ID: 8d9368

>>663715
but refrain from using command words like 'eat' or 'consume' or 'devour'
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No. 663742 ID: f61b8d

>>663727
Agreed
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No. 663775 ID: 1a0c40

Clearly it has come to stick its dick in you
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No. 663831 ID: 8177e7
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663831

>The goo called your cell and the store phone at the same time to confirm you were here. Clever girl.
Mystery solved.

>"We don't have to worry about looking for it at my house anymore... It just found us."

>Don't get in close and remember it can launch pieces of itself at you as well so you two might want to take cover.
I hunker down behind the counter. Shopkeep's ducked back into the aisles.

>Tell the shopkeep she might want to turn off the space heater.
I unplug the heater.

>Try to look as big as possible, and make a lot of noise. This scares them away.
I think that's bears.

>Try asking it to speak again.
"We can talk this out, right? Say hello."

It pulls down its scarf. "HeLlo." It's slowly walking toward me. Is it a bit cold or is it just trying to stop me from running right away?

>Don't say eat or consume unless you're really ordering it to eat something. Unless it is VERY smart now it will continue to take commands literally. Which means even if you preface "eat" with "don't" it will probably take that as an order to eat anything you name after the "eat".
Noted.

>Oh and if you do try talking to it the only question I can think worth ask is "Why". As in Why is it fucking hunting you down?! The hell did you do to piss it off?!

"A-a-ambiguous QUEry."

>"Why did you follow me?"

"To eaAAat you."

That is pretty unambiguous!

>"If you have gotten smart enough to know how clothes work, can I ask you to stop trying to eat me?" Do not show fear.
"If you've gotten smart enough to figure out clothes, can I ask you to stop trying to do that?"

"yes."

"OK, don't eat me."

"i wIll."

"I just told you not to!!"

"No yoU dIDn'T."

"Stop trying to eat me!!!" That was a few exclamation marks short of not showing fear.

"No."

This isn't working! It's halfway to me.

>Is... is it in the shape of a nanogoo-girl?
Looks kind of girly. I can't see any boobs.

>Well, if it's smart enough to not melt through clothes and call you through the phone, it's probably smart enough to not want to hurt you anymore.
I don't know if it's ever going to be that smart!

>Go for the hug.
>Hugs solve everything.
I'd die!

>Stick your dick in it.
I'd definitely die!

>Clearly it has come to stick its dick in you
All signs point to no!

>...repeat requests for your conversion into a nanogoo-girl.
It blinks twice and pauses. Is it thinking?
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No. 663832 ID: 8177e7
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663832

>Tell it to eat what it's wearing. If it stops to do so, it will be immediately exposed to the cold. Then you can tell it to eat the compressed air cans. If it actively disobeys, then you might have a chance to convince it to stop trying to kill you...
"Eat the clothes you're currently wearing!" It starts squirming but it's started walking towards me again. It's too close! I'll pop up, grab a can and throw it at the door. Then tell it to eat that can.

Can in hand, I toss over the goo's head at the door. "Eat-" It starts screaming. Or humming. It's loud, really loud! "-.... ...!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Shit! If I can't hear myself talk, it definitely can't!

>Lure this idiot mass back into the street and pull / shoot off clothes so it will freeze.
It's been consistently outwitting me and it's not even a whale so what does that make me?!
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No. 663833 ID: 8177e7
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663833

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" -KA-CHUNK-

Shopkeep comes out of an aisle and hits it in the head with an axe.

That drops it.

She chops it three more times while its down.

-KA-CHUNK- -KA-CHUNK- -KA-CHUNK-

>Don't attack the obvious goo person. Instead try to talk to it. But if that fails run, the last thing we need is axe wielding goo.
I had no way of telling her not to do! I may have enlisted the help of an aspiring axe murder!
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No. 663834 ID: 8177e7
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663834

She turns to face me.

"Nanomachines, huh?"
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No. 663836 ID: 92a560

Stick your dick in her
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No. 663837 ID: 3663d3

she dead, axes can't hurt nanomachines.
she just turned it into three blobs instead of one big one.
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No. 663838 ID: defceb

Well she's probably about to get nanomachine'd.

Might as well join her.
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No. 663839 ID: e114bc

>>663834
It's not over. Tell her to watch the fuck out, nanomachines don't die when you chop them up, they just get dumber. She needs to get a shovel and shove it out the door into the cold.

I'd suggest you help but it'd just start attacking you. You didn't order it to do anything relating to the shopkeep, so she should be safe. I mean I don't think it can actually eat anything unless you tell it to.

After it's all over tell her saving your life is pretty sexy.
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No. 663840 ID: b5b419

>>663834
IT'S NOT DEAD. THAT DOESN'T WORK. TAKE THE CLOTHES OFF IT AND THROW IT INTO THE SNOW.
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No. 663859 ID: 77f772

Tell her to get away from it and move towards the door. No way in hell did a few ax chops kill what is basically goo.
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No. 663864 ID: 1cebc8

WHY ARE YOU TURNING YOUR BACK TO THE ENEMY?!

Run out into the cold. Grab all the heat-based items you can carry, it's going to be a long night.
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No. 663865 ID: e114bc

Wait, I know how to end this!

"Eat snow."
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No. 663867 ID: 8177e7
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663867

>IT'S NOT DEAD. THAT DOESN'T WORK. TAKE THE CLOTHES OFF IT AND THROW IT INTO THE SNOW.
>It's not over. Tell her to watch the fuck out, nanomachines don't die when you chop them up, they just get dumber. She needs to get a shovel and shove it out the door into the cold.
"IT'S BEHIND YOU! Get back! It'll just reform unless we can get the pieces outside!"

"Get a shovel then!" She spins to confront the goo. "I'll chop you up!"

-CLANG-

Shit, its figured out how to do that thing nanomachines always do!

"Sonuvva!" the shopgirl drops the axe from the impact traveling back up her arm. The nanomachines move in.

>I'd suggest you help but it'd just start attacking you. You didn't order it to do anything relating to the shopkeep, so she should be safe. I mean I don't think it can actually eat anything unless you tell it to.
It's just holding on to her. Maybe it can't?!

>Run out into the cold. Grab all the heat-based items you can carry, it's going to be a long night.
Uh, there might be a back exit through the employee break room behind me, but it's in the way to get out the front!

>Stick your dick in her
Which one?!
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No. 663868 ID: 8177e7
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663868

"Hey!" she tells it. "If you're not going to eat me, then hands off the merchandise!"

"I wiLl not un-unneCESSarily harm HUmans."

"Oh that's good."

It looks at me. "I will cause harrRM to this perSONnnn if y-y-you do not come here."

"That's shit."

>Wait, I know how to end this! "Eat snow."
That could actually-

"I w-w-will also cause harm to this person iF you attempt to giIIive me any further com-m-m-mANds. You hAaAve two minutes to comPLY."

Aaaaaaaah. Shit, I need to think.

"D-d-ddo yoU HAave any romanTIC inTerest in that persSson?" it asks shopkeep.

"Uhhhh, maybe?"

"I was t-t-tttold i should KiLll you iF YOu do."

"What kind of plans did you have for this goo?!" Shopkeep says.

"I didn't tell it to do that!"

"I w-w-wwoulD PRrefer not tO. I wouLD LikE to purchaSe s-s-screws from you."

"What."

"I hAVe thirteen doLlars and fIve c-cents. I can als-s-sso provide labOUr anD SEervices."

"What, like," she glances at me, "what was it you said? Giving people superpowers? Stuff like enhancing people's strength and jigglejogglers to superhuman levels?"

"Tt-t-that is broOoadly CORrect."

"Hey, don't go negotiating in front of me!" I say.

This is seriously weirding me out.

>Well she's probably about to get nanomachine'd.
>Might as well join her.
Looks like it's her or me.
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No. 663869 ID: 92a560

Stick your dick in them
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No. 663870 ID: 3bc92d

Time to bite the bullet. The bullet made out of nanogoo.

Step forward.

"I really hope you're just going to turn me into a nanogoo-girl. Otherwise, this is gonna suck."
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No. 663871 ID: e114bc

>>663868
...that's not necessarily the case. You can still trick it. Suggest the shopkeep purchase superstrength. Then she can fight back.

Anyway, ask who told it to kill anyone that had romantic interest in you. What was the order given?
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No. 663872 ID: 8d9368

>>663868
wait who else was giving it orders

do you have a creepy stalker who sent you nanomachines what the hell
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No. 663873 ID: 549e65

>>663870
>>663870
>>663870
>>663870
>>663870
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No. 663874 ID: 3663d3

we are a sucker goody two shoes. save shopkeep, embrace the goo.
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No. 663875 ID: 1cebc8

Grab the nearest electrical wire, some extra explosive chemicals, and bum rush this fool!
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No. 663876 ID: e114bc

I got another idea. Grab (and buy) a box of screws, then throw them outside. It MIGHT compulsively chase them. If it doesn't, then ask it why it can choose not to eat screws, but insists on eating you. Why would it want to eat its master? You're the only one that can tell it what it should do- without you it has no direction, no purpose in life.
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No. 663878 ID: 96a328

>>663872
Nan(o)cy obviously figured out how the internet works and replied to his "help, grey goo is eating me, what do" thread.

In their infinite wisdom, the lovely bunch of assholes gave her(?) tips, and apparently made her into a yandere.

Thanks, internet!
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No. 663879 ID: e114bc

Oh. A third idea. Try bribing it outright. It only has thirteen dollars, but you can buy ALL the screws. How many screws is your life worth?
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No. 663880 ID: 89941a

I think ms. shopkeep is better suited for handling nano.

You should probably comply with nano's request.
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No. 663881 ID: 9ddf68

Ask it to tell you why is it trying to kill you? What the hell did you do that it is singling you out among everyone and is try to kill you. Because serously, from this talk it's obvious she's not just hunting down everything in her path, what makes you the exception? Tell her if she answers you might be more likely to give in to her demands. Oh and do keep in mind she can lie.
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No. 663887 ID: b5f4cb

The goo girl just blocked an axe swing with her arm, just give in and be a goo girl. Your dad would probably be proud anyway to be a goo girl, maybe. He gave you the thing after all.

Nano goo girls are cool too.
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No. 663888 ID: 88960e

>>Stick your dick in her
>Which one?!
Either. Both.

>what was it you said? Giving people superpowers? Stuff like enhancing people's strength and jigglejogglers to superhuman levels?
I have no objections to watching you nanomagic her knockers bigger before I have to get eaten. Kind of nice compensation, really.

>You hAaAve two minutes to comPLY.
Give in. You always knew it would come to this.

...fine. I'm complying. Would you mind explaining what you're doing and why? Might as well sate my curiosity if I'm getting goo-ed anyways.
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No. 663892 ID: 330ce5

Who is giving her commands other than you and why does she want to eat you so bad? Ask some questions then comply, no one else should have to get hurt.
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No. 663896 ID: 0fc976

Use the two minutes to ask it those burning questions you have. What commands is it currently following? Do you know who my Dad is? Can you enhance my knockers too? Your curiosity sated, go with the flow (of goo).

Tip for shopkeep girl, when negotiating "services" for screws be sure to specify only screws that are *on* the store shelves and displays, not *in* them or the store.
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No. 663899 ID: 88960e

>I wiLl not un-unneCESSarily harm HUmans.
So then she doesn't consider what it's going to do to you as harm, or she considers it necessary.

Ask about that, and why.
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No. 663900 ID: 8177e7
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663900

>Wait who else was giving it orders
>Do you have a creepy stalker who sent you nanomachines what the hell
I don't have any stalkers that I know of. It almost feels like the kind of joke Dad would pull on me. That'd be a relief: he could just burst in the door right now. 'Pranked you good, son!' I don't know if I'd laugh, cry or throw up. But this is too far, even for him.

>Nan(o)cy obviously figured out how the internet works and replied to his "help, grey goo is eating me, what do" thread.
>In their infinite wisdom, the lovely bunch of assholes gave her(?) tips, and apparently made her into a yandere.
>Thanks, internet!
No, it couldn't be...

"Do you mind if I quickly check one thing?"

"..."

I'll take that as a yes. I find that site on my phone.

...

I'm completely screwed.
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No. 663901 ID: 8177e7
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663901

>...that's not necessarily the case. You can still trick it. Suggest the shopkeep purchase superstrength. Then she can fight back.
What if it does decide to just eat her then? Most of its restraints are deactivated. It can probably do anything as long as it can justify this as contributing to its goals of eating me and/or screws.

>Try bribing it outright. It only has thirteen dollars, but you can buy ALL the screws. How many screws is your life worth?
"I can get you screws as many screws as you want if you don't kill me."

"I w-w-wannT you."

>Why does she want to eat you so bad?
Because I told her to. I'm going to guess the risk of me getting away really kicked up the priority compared to screws.

>we are a sucker goody two shoes. save shopkeep, embrace the goo.
Yup. I can't justify getting someone else hurt over this. And even if I do get away, it's just going to come back bigger and smarter and meaner, isn't it?

"You win." I say.

>I have no objections to watching you nanomagic her knockers bigger before I have to get eaten. Kind of nice compensation, really.
"If it means anything, I want you to give the girl whatever she wants." I say. She deserves to get something out of this.

"Boobs." she says.

"You heard the lady."

>Time to bite the bullet. The bullet made out of nanogoo.
>Step forward.
I step out from behind the counter.

>"I really hope you're just going to turn me into a nanogoo-girl. Otherwise, this is gonna suck."

"ThaT is acceptABle."

"Wait, really?"
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No. 663902 ID: 8177e7
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663902

>Stick your dick in them
I'M GOING TO DO IT!!!!!
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No. 663903 ID: 8177e7
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663903

I guess everything worked out in the end.


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Child of mine,

I am a little disappointed. I know it's hard to hear this but I have always tried to be honest with you. A father spends many years building his repertoire of jokes and funny nicknames for his son. Now, finding myself now with an immortal nanomachine goo daughter, I don't know what to say. It's sad but it's true.

But with every door that closes, a new one opens. It's going to be strange and new and sometimes scary. For me linguistically and for you physically, mentally and emotionally. Don't worry. We're in this together. No matter how much of the planet you devour, you will always be my little girl.

I am so, so proud.

And also,
DAD

PS: Your mother and I had a talk. If you're still into girls or have become some kind of robosexual, that's fine by us. Between you and me though, your mother really wants grandkids. I know you'll figure something out.

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THE END
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No. 663905 ID: 92a560

You stuck your dick in it
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No. 663906 ID: e4abe1

now just make yourself male again, you can control your goo, right?
THEN STICK YOUR DICK IN HER.
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No. 663907 ID: 89941a

Yay for potential immortality.
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No. 663908 ID: 9297f4

Nah, we gotta go futa.
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No. 663909 ID: b8ceae

>>663903
Marry shopgirl.
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No. 663910 ID: 3663d3

stick, dick, etc
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No. 663913 ID: 2a7417

Convert planet into nano-grandkids. This isssss what yoU wanTTTted iSssnt it FaaAAatHeR?
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No. 663916 ID: 3c17ca

>>663903
best ending ever.
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No. 663919 ID: 549e65

10/10 best end
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No. 663922 ID: 88960e

>>663903
It's okay dad, we still got tentacles. I'm sure we can plant some kind of nano-hybrid kids in shopgirl. Maybe if we get her pregnant she'll finally tell me her name!
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No. 663931 ID: b5b419

>>663903
And thus, the morale of the story is...

READ THE MANUAL
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No. 663937 ID: 6ff651

What I'd like to know is if the protag is actually still there, or if all that's left is a nano-goo-girl shaped mass controlled by nano.

It's the bowl of screws that threw me off, you see.
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No. 663940 ID: 154dee

this is amazing
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No. 663941 ID: e114bc

>>663937
Well if you think about it, screws are a pretty good source of metal for any nanoswarm. Available everywhere, in discrete quantities, and not terribly expensive. It's also possible the nanogoo essentially gave the protag its body and all the urges that came with it. (it could also just be a gag)
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No. 663942 ID: 715feb

I wonder how else this could have gone.
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No. 663949 ID: 3bc92d

This quest was the best quest. Adorably hilarious, and that ending was perfect.

Sequel when?
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No. 663951 ID: ab7529

>I would like to purchase screws from you
It just occurred to me that this is a double entendre. And that we totally did both.
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No. 664110 ID: 8177e7
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664110

I'm glad everyone enjoyed it!

>I wonder how else this could have gone.
Well, off the top of my head: Son could have died, he could have impersonated a senator, he could have made the goo into a cute pet, he could have killed the goo, he could have convinced the goo's penultimate form to go out with him, he could have gotten Shopkeep merged with the goo and he maybe even could have figured out how to order it not to eat him.

>Sequel when?
It'd be fun to do a sequel but I'd have to come up with a good plan first. It'd be hard to do this theme of escalation from the effects of multiple choices well a second time. Son's kind of overpowered now!

My immediate plot thoughts were going back to Son's day job, revenge on the internet and 911 guy, trying to get money to replace the stuff the goo ate and something completely silly like battling the eight nanogoo masters.

For info on this pic, I didn't end up using it because the nanogoo's penultimate form was meant to be pretty expressionless!
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No. 664111 ID: b5f4cb

>>664110

Definitely a great quest. It could have ended in so many other ways but this one was the best~ Also called dad being proud!

I'm surprised that you could make a quest just from a single line from a video game though. Blocking the axe with the arm has a double meaning now.

There needs to be more goo/slime girls though.
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No. 664114 ID: 715feb

If I might make a suggestion, I think I'd probably enjoy seeing either
A: Son trying to adapt to her new life as a nanomachine goo girl with his old life as a regular schmuck. Possibly trying to avoid military trouble and/or science types that Dad got the goo from to begin with.
B: Going through Son's revenge against internet guy, from internet guy's perspective.

Both would be A+.
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No. 664119 ID: 9ddf68

>>664110
Wait so Son is still alive? Hell when the thing ate him I figure it just killed him and ripped out all of his memories it just pretended to be him and nobody really thought to hard about it and just went with it. How does Son feel now that he shares his consciousness with goo girl and vise versa?
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No. 664122 ID: 8177e7

>>664119
No-one ever truly dies as long as their memory lives on.
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No. 664124 ID: 1cebc8

>>664122
And then the universe sticks its dicks in them.

It's a cruel, cruel reality. But hey, we got the internet.
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No. 664185 ID: b9cef6

We could run for senator. There's precedent for nanomachine powered senators.
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No. 664187 ID: 9297f4

If there is ever a sequel or more, I'm hoping that there's one with a harem end.
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No. 664190 ID: ab7529

>>664187
Technically, we did get, get gotten by, and/or become all the girls.
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No. 664195 ID: 9297f4

>>664190
Yeah, but I'm talking about having actual 3-somes.
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No. 664342 ID: 2f4b71

>>663903
Easy on those Zinc Yellow Passivateds. I know they're moorish, but they'll go straight to your thighs.
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No. 664345 ID: 6cf506

I hope we get to have a romantic adventure with these two.

Also maybe we should make a discusion thread?
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No. 664347 ID: 0fc976

>>664345
For a completed quest? I don't think that would make sense.
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