don't push the button

boom, quest done.

BOY, I'LL PUSH THE BUTTON IF I WANT TO.
*push*

>Do not push the button.
As you wish.

Where are we, then? Hanging out in a dark corner of an elevator in the basement doesn't sound fun.

>>637598
*tackles before they can push* NO YOU FOOL!

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)15:56 No. 637602 ID: defceb
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>Don't push the button
Finally somebody sensible.

>*push*
WAIT HOLD ON

Let me be perfectly clear.

You may caress the button.
You may tickle the button.
You may even take the button out on a date.

But do not push that button!

Go back up elevator.

Use woodshop in basement to build yourself a guitar.

Take the button out for a lovely seafood dinner.

Seduce the button

Fondly caress the button. Let it know that we appreciate it's role in our life, and that we'll gladly respect it's limits on physical contact. If it doesn't think our relationship is at the stage where we can push it? That's fine.


_{But if this button doesn't put out soon we're totally gonna break up with it and find another button. I mean it's been ten minutes already, mature adults are supposed to be able to handle this kind of stuff faster.}

>>637602
Pull the button.

rotate the button 180 degrees

push that shit

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:11 No. 637613 ID: defceb
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>Take the button out for a lovely seafood dinner.
>Seduce the button
>Fondly caress the button. Let it know that we appreciate it's role in our life, and that we'll gladly respect it's limits on physical contact. If it doesn't think our relationship is at the stage where we can push it? That's fine.


How romantic, you two make a cute couple.

"Anon. I think I'm ready. I want you to be my first."
_{"I want you to push me."}

DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT BUTTON, DO NOT PUSH IT.

Don't push the button, pull the wall.

I'm sorry Narrator, but you heard it.
It just wouldn't be right to refuse a button who wants it.
Unless it's drunk. Button, you're not drunk, right?
If not, gently push the button.

>>637613
Tell it you're into kinky shit. You wanna pull it instead.

>"I want you to push me."
Tell the button you're glad it trusts you, but it's too soon. You can't yet.

You really enjoy spending time with it, and if you push it, the quest will be over! We'll be alone again.

Rather than explicitly pushing it, you could lean against in in a totally not pushing it manner.

Sorry hun, but gloves are like 3.50 a pack and I don't have that kinda case on me.

Pull the button.

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:26 No. 637631 ID: defceb
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>"I'm glad you trust me, but it's too soon! I can't yet."

"B-but Anon, this is a one-shot quest! We'll only have this one chance!"

>"But if I push you, the quest will be over!"

"We'll always have the quest archive! Think of all the implied kinky stuff we can do after the good end! You could even pull me."

>"Sorry Narrator, but I'm pushing the button!"

NO, STOP

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:27 No. 637633 ID: defceb
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Clearly I've put too much faith in you. Let's try this one more time.

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:27 No. 637635 ID: defceb
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Now there's a selection of knobs, levers, and doohickeys. You can pull, twist, flick, and play around to your heart's content. BUT DO NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON. This is the last warning I'll give you!

Oh, okay.
Push/Pull/Flick everything! Except the button.
Do any of these actually do anything? Or are they like those buttons on the sides of streetlights that do nothing?

...Sit on the button?

no, the button loves us and it's not right to keep them waiting. push

Build a rube goldberg machine out of the knobs, levers, and doohickeys.

...the end act of the rube goldberg totally won't be to push the button. Nope.

>>637635
Lick the button.

Rub penis on button.

Push narrator.

into button

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:50 No. 637649 ID: defceb
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>Sit on the button.

That's just pushing the button with your butt!

>"BUTTon! It was meant to be!"

NOOOOOOOO

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:51 No. 637651 ID: defceb
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KABOOM!

Apollo 2015/05/02(Sat)16:52 No. 637654 ID: defceb
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Buttons pushed: 1/1
Narrators supplanted: 0/1
Illuminati plots exposed: 0/3

"3/5. Too many buttons" - IGN

I eagerly anticipate BUTTON QUEST TWO: THE NARRATOR GETS PUSHY

10/10 BEST QUEST.

>>637651
"Why do we event have a button for that?!"