that FUCKER. We will have our revenge! Loot the corpse! It's on now.

Kynan 2009/12/13(Sun)18:08 No. 91325 ID: 1b14b3
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Kynan 2009/12/13(Sun)18:09 No. 91326 ID: 1b14b3
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Oh... I see...

We don't. Wanna 'splain.

Kynan 2009/12/14(Mon)15:03 No. 91677 ID: c39b60
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>>91326

Well, the world is coming to a end (or, rather, a stop) and the only thing I can do is find a black sphere that will teleport me to another world. Looks like I have something big to do.
I guess I'll have to start moving, then.

But my legs are so small, I'll never make it alone! I need a head on which to sit.

What kind of person do you suggest?

>>91677
Find someone who isn't a faceless drone.

>>91713
(This is pure laziness from me. These guys are all different.)

>>91736
Oh. Well, this would be easier if there were choices already lined up but...

Try finding someone who looks like they've got experience traveling from town to town, and the stamina to do it. We need some brawn to go along with our brains. Also, equipment would be nice.

Agreed. Well endowed muscle chick is the only way to go.

Headcat 2009/12/16(Wed)19:00 No. 93117 ID: b1e5ec
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>>91847
>>91772

Well, this Orc here looks like she fits the description...

Headcat 2009/12/16(Wed)19:03 No. 93120 ID: b1e5ec
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But I wonder is she has experi-UGH

"Oh my god this thing is soooo cute! <3"

She is holding me so tight I can't even breathe! UGGHH

Well... this'll have to do then... I guess... BE EVEN CUTER. Get put on head!

>>93120
SHIT ELMIRA RUN

Headcat 2009/12/17(Thu)18:43 No. 93657 ID: aab4aa
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I look up at her and say, in my cutest voice:
"Nyaa~! Put me on your head head! Nyaa~!"
"D'aawww, how can I resist!"
She squeals and puts me on her head. I proceed to purr. What now?

(polite sage for reposting the update)

Headcat 2009/12/18(Fri)22:00 No. 94260 ID: 3ce41d
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I don't know what to do either, voices.
The girl says, "Well, then, I'll go on my way, kitty-cat. Stay there~"

She walks into a house near a factory. It smells awful.

"I'm hooome!", she shouts.

A small, goatee-d man appears, peeking from the kitchen.

"Honey, what is this on your head? Get it out!"

He appears to be quite well-built, and rather... handsome.

"But, Lloyd, it's so cute, we leave it outside!"

"I said: Get it out, for Joldur's sake!"

Lloyd runs towards us, sword in hand. What should I do now?

>>94260
Jump onto his head, then start controlling his mind!

[There's a typo in the above update: "But, Lloyd, it's so cute, we can't leave it outside!"]

>>94260
Run toward him smile your face, looking like you want to give him a hug.

Then tragically be impaled on his sword, teaching him to never be so rash again.

Headcat 2009/12/19(Sat)18:05 No. 94832 ID: 7b8ee0
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I lunge for his head.
"OH CRAP AAAAH", I scream.
With a wide arc with his sword, Lloyd cuts my right ear and right rear leg. Fortunately, I land on his face.

Headcat 2009/12/20(Sun)18:11 No. 95592 ID: c2686b
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Lloyd goes berserk!

>>95592
Silence the fool.

Headcat 2009/12/22(Tue)09:38 No. 96550 ID: cc30fd
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How the fuck am I supposed to do that? Scratch his face to death?
OH FUCK HE'S ABOUT TO EMPALE ME

Jump off just before he strikes. He'll pull a dumbass guard that tried to attack Muschio!

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Try to leap back on the chick with nice tits.

Headcat 2009/12/22(Tue)16:51 No. 96702 ID: cc30fd
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Great idea!
I leap off his face, but I my single leg is not strong enough to get me the girl's head.
Lloyd kills himself.

Headcat 2009/12/22(Tue)19:41 No. 96814 ID: cc30fd
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Lloyd falls down with a thud.

Headcat 2009/12/22(Tue)19:41 No. 96815 ID: cc30fd
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My monocle shatters.

Run away while screaming "OH GOD PLEASE STOP"

This looks like an excellent place not to be. Run outside, and jump in someone's pants to hide. Then tell him to go where you order him to, or else you'll scratch his dong.

>>97219
this is a good idea

Kynan 2009/12/25(Fri)16:59 No. 98113 ID: bbae40
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"OH GOD PLEASE STOP"
I manage to a fastly drag myself between her legs. Outside, I jump into the nearest pants. The girl is very near.

"Do what I tell you or else I'll scratch your dong."

The man quickly complies.

FLEE!

CHARGE!

Throw a potato to the girl's face.

Kynan 2010/01/09(Sat)19:55 No. 108321 ID: 0248f1
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"Throw a potato to her face," I say.

My host takes out a potato from his pocket and fires it at her.

The beast explodes in a cloud of smoke!

Kynan 2010/01/09(Sat)19:56 No. 108324 ID: 0248f1
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A citizen walks up to us.
"Hey, that was my friend. You just killed my friend, you devil!"
The crowd looks at us angrily.
What now?

..uhh...potato him too!

>>108327
Yeah. If ever anyone was ever asking for a potatoing, its this guy right here.

Kynan!!plZTL3AJMv 2010/01/09(Sat)21:55 No. 108484 ID: 0248f1
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"Potato him too!"
One flying potato later, the annoying commoner vanishes. There is a gasp from the crowd. They encircle us, yet they keep their distance.
"Witch!" "It's a witch!" "Burn him!" "Witch!"
My host says, "I only have one left, by the way."
I have a bad feeling about this.
(polite sage for reposting)

>>108484
Does it actually kill people? If not, use it on us.

This is impecable logic. To the escape potato!

>>108484
Throw one at the ringleader and then vanish in a puff of smoke. Then we have to find a potatoe seller. In the hands of our host it's clearly the most devestating weapon the world has ever seen.

Tell man to throw potato at himself, promising him he'll not die, but end up in a luxurious palace with a harem of fine maidens at his disposal.
When man explodes, escape.

Solution:Make french fries.

very very quickly

>>108696
We're a 3-legged cat with stubs for legs. I doubt we cold outrun an angry snail, and angry mobs tend to move faster than snails.

>>108699
Why would the mob be angry at us?
It's angry at the french-looking-guy, no?

alternatively fool them with the impeccable logic that a he is a man and therefor cannot be a witch.

>>108700
Yes, but we're connected to him. Angry mobs are not known for being rational and calm, they're known for irrational violence directed at whatever attracted their ire. I say we toss the potatoe at them and then tell the french looking guy to run like his balls depends on it.

End of Part 1, Thread 2 Kynan!!plZTL3AJMv 2010/01/10(Sun)15:22 No. 108868 ID: 0248f1
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"What happens when you throw a potato at them? Do they die?"
"I think they're teleported somewhere. I do not know where, though."
"Alright then, throw it at us!"
"As long as you don't hurt my manhood..."

He throws a tater in the air, and when it falls down on us, we disappear. Poof!