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62654 No. 62654 ID: b1e366

You were just minding your own business and now you're crammed in a ball!
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No. 62655 ID: e06ea4

Screw this. Get back out!
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No. 62658 ID: 276781

>>62654
Break the fuck out! That's bullshit, bro.
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No. 62659 ID: 9891a9

PUNCH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FUCK BALL RIGHT NOW
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No. 62661 ID: 7eda8b

That sucks! Try to squirm out!

Wait, are you encoded into digital information or something? Or in a pocket dimension? Or just crammed down into a fancifully colored furry sphere?

I've always wondered how that works...
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No. 62662 ID: 9d07d9

ONLY PRETEND TO BE CAUGHT
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No. 62665 ID: f4963f

WIGGLE. WIGGLE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BALL.
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No. 62666 ID: 9e9b47

Let us not let the iron fist of man bind us.
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No. 62667 ID: e06ea4

>>62662
You're the meanest person I have ever known.

On the other hand, they might deserve.. NO, NO ONE EVER DESERVES THAT
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No. 62671 ID: b1e366
File 12552343284.png - (8.68KB , 800x600 , 2.png )
62671

You bust the fuck out, because you're not a typical weak pokemon, you are a mighty...
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No. 62672 ID: db0334

hitmonlee
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No. 62674 ID: 7d87d9

In b4 Abra.
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No. 62675 ID: 9891a9

Hitmonchan, you mean. We PUNCHED out way out.
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No. 62677 ID: 7d87d9

>>62672
You don't find wild Hitmonlee.
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No. 62678 ID: 9e9b47

>>62671

SNORLAX
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No. 62679 ID: e06ea4

Shedinja
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No. 62680 ID: db0334

>>62675
No no, Hitmonlee. Or Hitmontop...
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No. 62682 ID: 4553b2

Half Snorlax/Half Abra
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No. 62683 ID: f4963f

>>62671
Hitmonchan!
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No. 62684 ID: 276781

We're obviously some sort of psychic type.
Or a ghost!

So; Abra, Ralts, Natu, Shuppet, or Beldum.
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No. 62685 ID: e3f578

Magikarp
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No. 62686 ID: 9e9b47

Or we're a steel type.

STEELIX. Magnemite.

Skarmory.
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No. 62687 ID: d0ef8d

We are Ruddy Fucking Mann.
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No. 62688 ID: 7d87d9

>>62685
We're on land with no sign of water.

>>62684
>>62686
Guess what Type Beldum is...
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No. 62689 ID: cd08c0

>>62671
ABRA.
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No. 62691 ID: 5696d4

DITTO
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No. 62692 ID: 9d07d9

Gardevoir.

A male one.
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No. 62695 ID: c42be6

Ditto.
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No. 62696 ID: 276781

>>62688
Steel. But it eventually turns into a psychic/steel FUCKING COMPUTER POKEMON.
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No. 62697 ID: 76e04d

Abra
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No. 62698 ID: 9e9b47

>>62688
>>62684
>>62686

Beldum.
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No. 62699 ID: 7d87d9

>>62696
Actually its ALWAYS Steel/Psychic
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No. 62701 ID: 276781

>>62699
It's the same fucking difference jeez >:C
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No. 62703 ID: 7eda8b
File 125523488470.png - (76.51KB , 416x447 , pokeyman.png )
62703

NORTHERN SERGAL
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No. 62710 ID: 5ba271

Neutronium Golem
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No. 62713 ID: f7ac6f

Magikarp. Please be magikarp!
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No. 62715 ID: 632862

>>62671
Rattata.
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No. 62717 ID: d0ef8d

Magicarp
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No. 62718 ID: 7d87d9

Fun fact: Beldums are as hard to capture as most Legendaries. They're THAT hardcore!
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No. 62721 ID: b1e366
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62721

Abra!
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No. 62724 ID: 9e9b47

>>62721

TELEPORT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
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No. 62725 ID: 5696d4

>>62721

FEMALE
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No. 62726 ID: 7eda8b
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62726

RENAMON
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No. 62727 ID: b12379

>>62703
Fuck no that is the worst pokemon
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No. 62728 ID: b12379

>>62726
I stand corrected
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No. 62729 ID: b12379

>>62721
TELEPORT TO THE GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION

BECOME A ABRANAUT
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No. 62730 ID: e06ea4

>>62721
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TELEPORTED YET
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No. 62732 ID: 7d87d9

Teleport out after flipping off the stupid human.

They NEVER let you enjoy your nap!
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No. 62733 ID: 5ba271

>>62721
USE WHIRLWIND
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No. 62738 ID: 76e04d

Telkine that human into his own damn ball. Let us make him pay for slapping his balls all over us!
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No. 62742 ID: b1e366
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62742

Fuck humans, seriously.

(animated)
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No. 62743 ID: 9d07d9

OH GOD WHERE ARE WE NOW
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No. 62744 ID: b12379

Teleport to the International Space Station, become an Abranaut. It is your destiny.
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No. 62752 ID: 7d87d9

Abras like abandoned buildings... And places where they can acquire spoons...

We may appear in Detroit... that would be BAD.
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No. 62819 ID: 5696d4
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62819

HAI GUISE
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No. 62820 ID: 632862

>>62819
8I

You're not a pokemon. Get out of here.
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No. 62822 ID: ee6acb

>>62819
She's not wearing her gloves! She's naaaakeeeed
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No. 62824 ID: 9cc8fd

>>62819
Maul the trainer that tried to catch you. Maul him bad.
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No. 62910 ID: b1e366
File 12552453649.png - (233.34KB , 800x600 , 4.png )
62910

Meanwhile, events similar to, but legally distinct from Hatch Quest's opening are occurring.

This egg is about to hatch into a...
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No. 62911 ID: 331584

dead baby
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No. 62912 ID: f44349

>>62910
Bulbasaur!
Bulbasaur is the coolest.
Its a scientific fact.
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No. 62916 ID: 9e9b47

>>62910

Shiny Charmander.
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No. 62923 ID: c42be6

>>62910
Abra.
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No. 62924 ID: 8b7db1

Eevee! Or sandscrew! Of scyther!

Yes, I only played the first game. Shut up.
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No. 62926 ID: 7eda8b
File 12552459594.png - (155.22KB , 500x500 , YOSHI.png )
62926

NORTHERN SERGAL
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No. 62930 ID: a1ac99

>>62910
Cyndaquil.
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No. 62931 ID: db0334

>>62926
fucking lol'd
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No. 62932 ID: 276781

>>62910
Sableye!
Never mind that, as an Abra, we wouldn't be able to read it or hurt it or anything!
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No. 62933 ID: b1e366
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62933

Budew
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No. 62938 ID: 632862

>>62933
Wait what nobody suggested that!

Raaaailro- actually I don't care. Let's name the fuck out of this Budew. Name it... Thorn.
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No. 62941 ID: 9e9b47

>>62933

Go out and see the world little one.
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No. 62944 ID: b1e366
File 125524798384.png - (66.72KB , 800x600 , 6.png )
62944

>>62941
You are immediately eaten by a tauros. Way to fail at life.
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No. 62945 ID: 9e9b47

>>62944

Tauros: Run around and do Rauros things. Enjoy your two murrfect tails.
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No. 62951 ID: c5f90c

Waitwaitwait. Pokemon can't be eaten. They only faint.
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No. 62954 ID: 276781

>>62944
Get shot and turned into hamburger, then have control switch to a nearby Sableye.
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No. 62972 ID: b1e366
File 125525035163.png - (96.17KB , 800x600 , 7.png )
62972

Naked bathing Gardevoir. Are you supposed to be the Gardevoir? Are you just watching? I don't even remember at this point.
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No. 62977 ID: 9cc8fd

>>62972
Male or female? Either way beating up some trainers while still naked would be amusing.
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No. 62980 ID: e8d8be

>>62972

Shlick furiously, if were the ones watching... same.
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No. 62992 ID: 7eda8b
File 125525170962.png - (184.26KB , 500x500 , METAL_GEAR.png )
62992

NORTHERN SERGAL
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No. 62994 ID: 476456

I'm dying squirtle.
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No. 63003 ID: b1e366
File 125525305068.png - (156.79KB , 800x600 , 8.png )
63003

...
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No. 63006 ID: 632862

>>63003
I'm guessing female then.
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No. 63007 ID: 9cc8fd

>>63006
And the sergal?
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No. 63009 ID: 632862

>>63007
Hard to say. They don't have breasts, ya know.
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No. 63010 ID: 4553b2

Gardevoir use PSYBEAM!
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No. 63011 ID: 632862

Let's find out!

Sergal rape Gardevoir.
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No. 63018 ID: 7eda8b
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63018

NORTHERN SERGAL used RAPE

It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!
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No. 63021 ID: 7eda8b
File 125525511496.png - (109.80KB , 500x500 , PROVIDENCE.png )
63021

NORTHERN SERGAL used RAPE

It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!
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No. 63022 ID: 895b3e
File 125525522625.png - (22.62KB , 350x350 , john likes this plan.png )
63022

>>63018
>>63021
anyone else getting totally turned on right now? :3
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No. 63024 ID: b1e366
File 12552558435.png - (104.65KB , 800x600 , 9.png )
63024

NORTHER- OW! FUCK! AHHH! FUCK!
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No. 63025 ID: 476456

Yo G' the towel around your waist is slipping off, better catch it.
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No. 63026 ID: 7eda8b

>>63024
I don't know what's going on here but it looks hot.
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No. 63027 ID: 276781

>>63026
That Gardevoir is helping the Sergal with autofellatio.

Obviously.
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No. 63029 ID: 7eda8b

You were just minding your own business and now you're crammed in a ball!
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No. 63031 ID: 895b3e

>>63029
use NORTHERN SERGAL powers to break free and do the same to your opponent.
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No. 63033 ID: a3b36a

Morph ball acquired?
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No. 63034 ID: 7eda8b
File 125526064856.png - (58.24KB , 500x500 , Sonic_Spinball.png )
63034

>>63033
MORPH BALL ACQUIRED
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No. 63036 ID: 7eda8b
File 125526082694.png - (103.68KB , 500x500 , Rorschach_Leaps_Out_A_Window.png )
63036

>>63031
RRAAAARRL
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No. 63037 ID: 7eda8b
File 12552609525.png - (105.38KB , 500x500 , YOU_ARE_SO_SMALL.png )
63037

>>63031
NORTHERN SERGAL used TIE UP OPPONENT USING THEIR OWN STUPID DRESS
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No. 63039 ID: 7eda8b
File 125526098450.png - (44.04KB , 500x500 , BABYMAN.png )
63039

>>63031
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS DIAPER TO FIGHT ME?
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No. 63040 ID: 1d5408

>>63036
Madly dash for that red and white ball thing. It's surely some kind of useful lost technology.
Also, wtf is going on here?
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No. 63042 ID: 0d1fe9

>>63024
Decide to mind rape the sergal in revenge, then go steal a pokeball off one of those retard bugcatchers and capture the sergal.
Use sergal to become rapemon champion.
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No. 63043 ID: 7eda8b
File 125526224411.png - (51.49KB , 500x500 , logical_progression.png )
63043

>>63040
NORTHERN SERGAL sees where you're going with this.
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No. 63044 ID: 0d1fe9

>>63037
She was naked where'd the dress come from?
>>63042
Note to self, refresh page to check for new posts before making self look like an arse.
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No. 63045 ID: c42be6

>>63043
Test, going to sleep and going crazy are different things. I also don't really think that was where we were going with this. But I'm pretty sure we weren't actually going anywhere, so I guess that's fine.
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No. 63046 ID: 1d5408

>>63043
Yes, that's pretty much the plan.
NORTHERN SERGAL: USE ENSLAVE on a SOUTHERN SERGAL, they can do the hard work part.
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No. 63089 ID: b1e366
File 125527542518.png - (372.64KB , 800x600 , 10.png )
63089

Everything suddenly tastes very American Discovery Trail
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No. 63092 ID: 1d5408

>>63089
Get beaten to death by riot cops for being a dirty hippy.
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No. 63094 ID: f4963f

>>63089
Comb your luscious pink fur~
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No. 63110 ID: 6a6a5e

>>63089
eyes bleeding
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No. 63118 ID: b1e366
File 125528382675.png - (110.11KB , 800x538 , 11.png )
63118

With the NORTHERN SERGAL! mindraped into a catatonic state, you get dressed, assuming you're not the sergal, then you just lost. Also, is it clothing or is it supposed to be part of their body? Whatever.
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No. 63121 ID: 1d5408

>>63118
Tie a cute ribbon on tail of NORTHERN SERGAL.
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No. 63126 ID: 7eda8b
File 125528506923.png - (220.46KB , 600x600 , THE_COLORS_DUKE.png )
63126

ɹǝʌǝ ƃuıɥʇ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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No. 63128 ID: f98e0b

Counter-rape the northern sergal
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No. 63135 ID: 7eda8b
File 125528716481.png - (143.58KB , 500x500 , STAIRWAY_TO_HEAVEN.png )
63135

(( ALTERNATE ENDING ))
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No. 63136 ID: 9dd38f

>>63128

Agreeing with this.
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No. 63137 ID: b1e366
File 12552876521.png - (104.94KB , 767x680 , 12.png )
63137

>>63128
GARDEVOIR used (misused?) TELEKINESIS.
GARDEVOIR gained PSYCHO-STRAPON
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No. 63139 ID: abb30a

>>63126
The name of that image. Is that a reference to a certain popsicle commercial?
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No. 63141 ID: 895b3e

>>63137
... well... USE IT! :D
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No. 63142 ID: b1e366
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63142

>>63141
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No. 63143 ID: 1d5408

>>63142
Is the Sergal still catatonic?
Cause if so it's not really rape you know.
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No. 63144 ID: 7eda8b

Great success.

>>63139
Of course.
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No. 63146 ID: 895b3e

>>63142
leave spent NORTHERN SERGAL and go off on ADVENTURE...

also you might want to avoid some horny pokemon trainers. oh hey there's one now.
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No. 63148 ID: 43d730
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63148

>This entire thread
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No. 63155 ID: 9891a9

>>63142
Go find a Ralts to make your slave/adventure companion!
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No. 63158 ID: 6a6a5e
File 125529466311.jpg - (234.77KB , 750x600 , 1217008909719.jpg )
63158

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No. 63159 ID: 276781

>>63142
Now that the sergal has been incapacitated, you can continue on your quest to find a respectable Gallade or Gardevoir and live the rest of your life happily in the middle of territory controlled by dark-type Pokemon.

Surely your babies won't be eaten by monsters they can't read or hurt.
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No. 63162 ID: b1e366
File 125529628842.png - (12.94KB , 636x519 , 13.png )
63162

Atu: I feel something
Ozud: Me too, I'm gonna...
Atu: Not that. I feel like something really stupid is happening because we're not out doing something violent and stupid.
Ozud: That's probably just your brain going crazy... Crazier.
Atu: I hope so...
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No. 63170 ID: f98e0b

Zoom out
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No. 63172 ID: b1e366
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63172

>>63170
Ozud: What are we going to do with all this stuff anyway?
Atu: I don't know. Besides a few tools and a bit of food, the only thing that survived the fire was these little tiny forges.
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No. 63173 ID: f98e0b

>:I
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No. 63176 ID: 9e9b47

>>63172

fuck what
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No. 63181 ID: e850b6

>>63172
Zoom in, half a notch
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No. 63183 ID: c0f3bf

>>63172
Modern art. You know you want to.
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No. 63205 ID: 76e04d

>>63176
She is on top and they're hiding behind a box, as they make like the bored, violently passionate immortals they are.
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No. 63337 ID: 7d87d9

What if this entire craziness with the Sergal and the Gardevoir being the dreams of that Abra that teleported away
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No. 63339 ID: 6deae0

>>63337
And the Abra is autistic.
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No. 63380 ID: 7d87d9

>>63339
Nah he's probably has been watching TV again. You know teleport into house at 3am turn tv on while muted... Watch tv for an hour or two turn tv off. Teleport away. Either that or it found the internet.

Which means Psychics on my computer? Its more likely than you think!
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No. 63381 ID: 43d730

>>63380
Goddamnit, that's who keeps bollixing up my browser history with furry porn.
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No. 63382 ID: 7d87d9

>>63381
Could be worse.

You do know what Hypnos tend to browse when on computers...
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No. 63404 ID: b1e366
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63404

All of a sudden... Oh, nevermind.
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No. 63446 ID: f4963f

>>63404
W-we're so cute!

Wake up!
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No. 63505 ID: 7d87d9

Suddenly Pidgeot OM NOM NOM's common vermin.
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