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>Seriously, Lucius, man, I bet you could render yourself not a pawn by believing yourself in control. Try believing yourself to be a player in this, not a cog, for a bit.
(What? You mean, I… um… no, I don’t… I can’t really… I’m not a cog… I’m nothing but… *sigh*… I’m just some pathetic fool that’s was in the wrong place…)
>[Check nearby pawns]
[“Lucius the Pathetic Fool”: Sad. “Strength”: Annoyed.]
>What else would we assume vibrates? Wait...do you have a vibrating dick mod?
(…why would you even think to ask something like that!? I’m pretty sure no one sane would… and… that won’t even work! The hell, man?)
>Where there's a will, there's a way! You'll simply end up uplifting the Sakkilans.
(Uplifting!? How? I can’t understand how any of this work, let alone able to teach someone else how it works!)
>DON'T do that. That upsets the AI core, and it might be possible for the serpens to track you by that.
(Right, that would be bad…)
>You're not alone, Wanderer will be there and from what we know of his race they're incredibly peaceful unless pushed.
(I just hope you’re right… I don’t want to be in this war anymore.)
>as long as you can get them to talk to each other rather than fighting things should just smooth out from there. I mean you said that your race and the Hivers are working together seeing how the humans are cheap fucks…
(Err… we’re not really so much working together as… well, more of a mutual ceasefire. We don’t raid in their sectors, they don’t raid in our sectors… we don’t kill them, they don’t kill us… that kind of thing. But you’re right, maybe having three species against them will be enough to make the humans reconsider.)
>Hey, all our pawns and close allies are in the same building. It's officially a party.
Oh, are there hats!? And cake!? I do hope everyone here is over the coupling age so we can make it a grand coupling! I haven’t been to one of those since… well, since I left my home planet!
Grand what now?
Oh, right, I forgot. You believe that subject is taboo, don’t you? Forget I said anything.
>Oh by the way Nick, we're just keeping Lucius company. Turns out his whole believing "I'm just a pawn of the machine" spiel made him a pawn we could claim...
(So he’s a pawn now too? I do hope you can keep him on a leach, then.)
>Nick, hey Libby, how's it going Issaru, so this place is now safe right?
Why, yes, it should be. Hmm… how’s it going? Why, my momentum is currently-
Wrong going, boss…
I mean, I feel fine, mostly… I really miss being able to swim around freely in a vast deep sea or just lying down in a pool full of cultivated algae… and not to mention all the coupling…
>So you guys come here because the school was too much of a hot bed with black being an ass or is there some other reason for this visit?
Well, I did try to warn Issaru that both Black and Purple had s-
We saw a dead zone that was moving and we simply needed to examine it! Think, this is just what we need to reach the gate of demons!
He didn’t really listen to w-
Why, with this moving zone removing ourself from this world will be a piece of cake, yeah! As simple as… as… um… coming up an appropriate metaphor!
>Lucius, say hello, try not to panic too much and for chrissakes don't run away. Those three hooded guys are Serpens in disguise.
Err… you’re those s-scary killer snakes?
Indeed, I belive so! And you must be a new species we’ve just found! Good, I’ve been looking forward to dissecting you! Do not worry, we will not waste time killing you first! …or using any kind of sedative… after all, if we can’t examine your pain receptors while we’re slowly cu-
>OH SHIT I almost forgot about the first contact thing and dubious promises of nonviolence. Well fuck so much for keeping Lucius away from them I guess. Nickolas, time to be an arbitrator again.
No one is cutting anyone!
It was just a joke…
Of course it was…
>Scientists, not military. At worst they will want to do invasive tests on you.
Indeed, we still want to do some tests, if you’re willing… just some samples and the like.
I don’t know…
>Hey, with all your tech stuff, is there any way to detect where the keystones are? We have one, if you need an example.
Why, I have no idea! It will be a jolly good time finding out, won’t it! Oh, I do hope we manage to make it implode! Those tests are the best ones!!
>Okay, what dead zone are you guys talking about? It sounds like Lucius here is generating it, somehow.
It is originating from him, yes… too bad we can’t dissect him and find out if it’s biological…
If I see you so much trying to pick up a knife near me, I will gut you!
>If you Serpens can restore ears and regenerate lost tongues, can you restore other body parts? Like lost limbs or eyes or... butts?
Hmm, it should be possible, yes, but a bit more complicated. Hearing was easy, I just switched a Boolean and nothing more. The tounge was a bit more tricky, but nothing super advance… but limbs? Hmm… all those muscles…. And a abdomen? That’s going to be tricky. Way to many parts in one of those.
>Why hasn't anyone asked why the deaf guy and mute girl suddenly weren't, anyway?
Because I’m still pretending that I can’t hear and Thyna doesn’t really talk a lot?
>At least it's not like they can kidnap him out from under the noses with all the guards here.
HALT! What are you doi- ALARM! WE GOT INTRUDERS!!!
Err… wait…
Capture them and throw them into the cells with the other prisoners!!
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