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614976 No. 614976 ID: 602cd8

In a parallel universe, with events and contexts that may or may not having anything to do with anything...

December 23rd, 8:05 AM, Ultrahive Capital Tower

"Hello, Polo!"
"Sir."
"I've called you here for a mission - ha, I just like saying that, of course it's for a mission, what the hell else would I call you here for?"
"My stellar company."
"Good one. Seriously, you know that new christmas thing though?
"I can't stop smelling pine trees."
"They're called christmas trees, Polo, but I know what you mean. Anyway, things were going well, people were buying stuff, our economy got a short term boost as people started maxing their credit cards for their first ever christmas and all that. It was going well! But about 5 minutes ago, all the actual santas - the delivery guys - found out that all their cargo was stolen."
"Which delivery guys?"
"Basically all of them."
"In the city?"
"In the world. Look at this graph. There's a red dot for every incident case. I made the red dot big though, so the printer basically spot out a red blotch. Which means it's pretty accurate. I guess you can see the north pole."
"Everything about this sounds suspicious."
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No. 614977 ID: 602cd8
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614977

"What does that badge of yours stand for?"
"Ultrahive Detective Affirmation."
"Which means it's your job to follow suspicions! You have 2 days to figure out where all the christmas goodies have gone so we can get them back by christmas."
".... am I the only one on the case?"
"Uh, yeah. Look, there's no signs of breaking and entering any warehouses, no one's dead, at least not on the outside, and really, I wouldn't even say this has 'disturbed the peace' considering christmas has been such a huge clusterfuck that there's been no peace to disturb! In other words, we only assume there's been a crime, if just to make it look like we care about the season of giving. You want us to send every agent we've got on what might just be the Global Postal Agency making the biggest company fuckup of all time and they just don't want to admit it? There's still actual crimes out there, Polo. For some, the spirit of christmas means a surplus of drugs and assault weapons."
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No. 614979 ID: 2ec61a

obv we need to start at the scene. where's the nearest place that things vanished from?
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No. 614980 ID: 5f402f

>we only assume there's been a crime
Cargo disappearing unauthorized and undocumented from where it's supposed to be can't really be classified as anything but theft. And a large scale attempt to destabilize the economy could be considered an act of terrorism, or sedition, or sabotage. You can only make the assertion no crime has been committed if you genuinely believe no person was responsible (somehow a natural process).

If you want to assume the global postal service made a massive fuckup and covered it up? That's also a crime. They would be in breach of contract to everyone who paid for those deliveries, and making false statements to the authorities, conspiracy, and impeding an official investigation are also crime.

I suppose we should start our investigation with the postal services. See if they are actually covering something up, or if there's any evidence that points to a theft.
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No. 614981 ID: 445ff6

Investigating the postal service actually makes a lot of sense, yeah. Get to it!
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No. 614984 ID: 4a20fa

No time for thinking things through! TO THE NORTH POLE!
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No. 614987 ID: 742b4a

>>614977
Alright first we have to confirm the cargo was ever there at all.
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No. 614993 ID: bb78f2

This may be a be some sort of Grinch sir. In old human mythology, there foretells the coming of some grumpy beast going around stealing presents and trying to ruin Christmas cheer. Like the opposite of Santa Claus. But not Opposite Santa Claus that brings Christmas slaughter. There must be some sort of truth the the myth.

Our guess is the Salikai Genetically Engineeered a real Grinch.
It's clearly our best theory right now if a crime took place.
We will actually make a not silly theory when we see one of the places that got robbed.
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No. 615004 ID: 602cd8
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615004

"This much cargo disappearing without authorization or documentation would be theft of some kind, either from the company itself, or an external force. It would only not be a crime if there were no person responsible, and I don't believe this was some kind of natural occurrence. Also, if the postal service simply messed up, hiding it would also be a crime."
"Good point! See, that's why you're the one on the case. You actually have a sense of what laws are."
"Can we get more agents on this, then? It's a worldwide affair, apparently."
"Look I don't know what the other ultrahive is doing, but in our half of the world, we've got you. If you do want help, just enlist the police force. You agents can push 'em around. They love it. No responsibility on their part when you take over."

>TO THE NORTH POLE!
I have other options that are moderately more convenient to exhaust, first.

"I'm going to investigate the main postal branch of the capital, then."
"Fine, fine - where are you going? That's not how you get out of here."
"... the elevator is outside of this door."
"Polo, what does that badge on your chest stand for?"
"... the Ultrahive Detective Affirmation. Which I still think is supposed to be association."
"Right, which means you gotta think like one. Let me spell it out for you. Here is your standard issue jetpack. Now, do I need to show you to the window, or can you find it on your own? I'll give you a hint, this office is lavish as fuck, and it's got a huge window. Look, I know you're new here, but come on, your title is 'agent' for fuck's sake. Start acting like one."
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No. 615005 ID: 602cd8
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615005

I "act like an agent" and head towards the global postal service's main office, where its president resides.

"Agent Polo, UDA. I'm here to investigate the missing cargo."
>"Damn, about time! We've lost millions in shipments!"
"Where is the last time the cargo was accounted for."
>"Here? We had the cargo in our storage bays just fine. No signs of tampering. Then we sent them out, and when they arrive on anyone's doorstep, we get a complaint about an empty box. Some of our places around the globe, though, had their warehouses looted with no sign of entry or anything. Most places, though, think that something happened on the driver's route. But all our drivers say that they didn't find anything wrong or suspicious, other than having a lot of very light boxes."

He blurts out the words like a stream of thoughts. But for having so many words, he says very little.
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No. 615021 ID: 5f402f

Your customers complained the boxes were empty upon delivery. Can we prove they were not already empty while in your custody? Documentation of their arrival, recorded weights, video surveillance, the x-ray scans for hazardous or illegal material?

Step 1 in a theft investigation: make sure the stuff that was stolen was there to begin with.

>jet pack
Well, that's convenient.
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No. 615025 ID: 742b4a

>>615005
Did the drivers notice the boxes were light when they were loaded onto the trucks? That would mean the contents were missing before they were put on the trucks. In that case, they were looted inside the warehouse.

Check the warehouse.
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No. 615035 ID: bb78f2

>>615004
This is the sort of chief that will take your badge away if you DON'T do some sort of collateral damage during your investigation, isn't he?

Do you have any non-neumono employees? We need to interview them. It's obvious neumono aren't the thieves otherwise they would be broadcasting their "I totally stole the shit" thoughts outside of jammers and there wouldn't be an investigation. That or Predator hypnosis is the culprit.
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No. 615036 ID: 5f402f

Also, were the trucks loaded by workers or machine? Your workers should have noticed the difference if they were loading empty (or very light) boxes.
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No. 615046 ID: 602cd8
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615046

>Jetpack is convenient
No, it's not. It's too heavy to carry around everywhere, and it almost ran out of fuel on the way here. I had to discard it.

"Please lead me to the warehouse. Did the drivers notice the boxes were light when the truck was loaded?"
>"No, the drivers don't tend to do the loading. The divisions with looted warehouses did report a lot of light boxes, but by then, it was too late. The warehouses with cargo, though, didn't report anything weird, only the driver found out when he started unloading a lot of light boxes that weren't light when they were first loaded by our employees."
"What do the records say about weight, arrival, and all of that?"
>"Everything checked out. You can look if you want. We don't weigh them on the way out. Just when they arrived in the warehouse."
"And x-ray scans for anything illegal or harmful?"
>"Nothing out of the ordinary there. Like the weight, we do that by the time it settles in the warehouse, but not when it's loaded on the trucks."
"Surveillance cameras?"

We reach one of the warehouse doors.

>"Security has reported everything looked completely clean. Also, the police are here, they've been searching the premises and asking a lot of employees questions."

The capital police. One of the absolute toughest to work with. They're clean cops and do technically get the job done, though. And they are actually treating this like a crime, which is also good.

"Do you employ any non-neumono?"
>"Well, yes..."
"They may be suspect, then, since people would be able to pick up if a neumono was lying."
>"That's... really true, actually. Do you want to speak to one of them?"
"Preferably multiple."
>"Okay." the president says, making a call to someone about gathering all of the non neumono employees in a lobby to await further instruction. "They'll be in the main lobby when you want to speak to them, but it's fine if you want to look at the warehouse first. They didn't get the day off, but they don't actually have anything to do either."
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No. 615049 ID: 5f402f

So... unless he's lying to your face and you don't sense it (unlikely) and the records have been falsified, the cargo was delivered to the storehouses in their containers. The differences happened while being stored or in transit.

>The capital police. One of the absolute toughest to work with. They're clean cops and do technically get the job done, though. And they are actually treating this like a crime, which is also good.
You'll want to request and review their records and transcripts of interviews before preforming your own. No need to waste police work, or retread ground without reason. (Plus, seeing what was asked and answered already will help you form your own questions).

>it's fine if you want to look at the warehouse first
We should do that. The capital police records won't arrive immediately, and it's good to have some ideas before you being questioning suspects.

>crime scene, fuck off
Charming.

>had to discard the jet pack
Oh well. At least it was good for a one-way trip. Hopefully it doesn't count as equipment issued to your person, in which case we're going to be responsible for making sure it's recovered and gets back to base.
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No. 615050 ID: 742b4a

>>615046
Another question. What is the timeframe of the robbery, exactly? Did people start noticing light packages at about the same time worldwide?
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No. 615075 ID: 602cd8
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615075

"What's the timeframe of the robbery?"
>"We just found out about our robberies no more than 30 minutes ago. The warehouse thefts all took place last night for all places in the world that were closed. The earliest must have been... 11 hours ago. But our drivers keep getting hit every time we send them out, starting 2 hours ago. We finally just got word shortly before we sent ours out. We didn't suspect we would be hit, too, but we were. We're considering cancelling deliveries in future time zones, at least until we can make further security measures. Uuugh, we're still trying to gather all of the reports. Our phones are ringing off the hook."

I'll look in the warehouse, first.

>"Hey hey hey! This your kid?" an officer comes up fast, talking to the president. They've got that intimidating, authorative aura about them. Effective for keeping the peace. Not effective for feeling internal peace.
>"Ah, no, this is an agent from the UDA."
>"Oh shitall. One of you guys. They get younger every damn time." the officer says, relaying that empathic feel of the presence of a UDA officer to the rest of her hive. "You agents think you can just come in, take over our job, and push us around. We hate that shit. You guys are always late, too."
"By definition. A crime like this goes to the police first, then the UDA when it turns out to be on this scale."
>"Well what do you want, your majesty?"
"Have you done any interrogations yet?"
>"Who do you take us for?! Of course we have."
"I would like to see the records."
>"You mean what we learned?"
"As in, the transcripts of what was said."
>"We don't have time for that lawdy-da shit, we just take what we learn. Oh, don't groan your mind like that, that shit's why we don't get along, you and us! Anyway, we didn't learn much of anything. The neumono we interrogated didn't know a damn thing as to what happened. And the aliens we interrogated didn't know much else, cause they were on routes that weren't hit. Which is a little coincidental, if you ask us."
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No. 615079 ID: 742b4a

>>615075
Wait, only neumono routes were hit? This is the work of a Predator.
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No. 615080 ID: 5f402f

Ignore the provocations, and stay all business. So long as she cooperates and gives you the information she needs, you don't care what she thinks of you, or your involvement.

>Which is a little coincidental, if you ask us.
I would agree. A pattern that clear is suspicious.

Possibly it means the aliens were in on it, although that would be terribly stupid on their part to make their involvement so obvious. Or it's possible the thief targeted only neumono on purpose (trying to put a strain on race relations? They're using a predator to cover up their involvement? They're tracking delivery tucks by the driver's empathy?).

...has their been a medical examination of any of the affected neumono drivers? (If a predator was used to make them 'forget' being robbed, their might be medical evidence. Elevated stress hormones, unusual brain activity, higher levels of psycho-sedatives?).

Have you had the chance to pursue any investigation beyond initial interviews?
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No. 615095 ID: bb78f2

>>615075
Hmm... predator tech then.
I'd like to get a database analysis of all employee of all places that were hit. Have an AI tag all connections and any that look suspicious or related.
We also need an AI to scrub the business's database and user accounts for virus, trojans, and the like. Someone needs access to the records of the deliveries to pull predator mindwipes and steal the stuff on the neumono-driven trucks. If a predator was involved, there cannot be any mistakes of getting a non-neumono driver. A single mistake of that nature will reveal the entire heist and leave ample evidence because the non-neumono would need to be silenced.
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No. 615103 ID: 602cd8
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615103

"If only neumono routes were hit, then this sounds like the work of a predator."
>"Yeah, and I suppose unicorns were the masterminds behind the idea, smartstuff?"
"Do you have any better leads?"
>"No lead is better than a mystical lead."
"Predator's aren't extinct."
>"No, but they are dumb, and stick to their shitty little dens in the wild."
"With their power, it was only a matter of time before they became weaponized."
>"Hey, guys!" she shouts to the warehouse. "The yooda thinks a predator's behind it!"

They all laugh, of course. They're hivemates.

>"Are we gonna start seeing predator selfies on the internet with all that stuff?"
>"Yeah, and it's gonna shampoo and bathe all its slaves!"
>"And then play around with toy helicopters, and wear christmas sweaters!"
"No. There are a few people who have the resources to employ a predator, and perform a heist of this scale. Namely, the Salikai, and Whiskers."
>"Oh, please, they're just criminals. You make them out to be some kind of supervillains."
"Have you seen Whiskers? That is not the attire of a regular criminal. Have you done anything beyond initial interviews?"
>"No time for it. But we can handle this one."
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No. 615105 ID: 602cd8
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615105

"We've done more, actually. Hate to say it, but the shrimp might be right." an officer comes around the corner. "We found some tech in one of the trucks we searched. Intel says it's an empathic relayer. A completely functional one. Perfect for webcam addons, television shows, and wide scale predator heists."
"Who are you?"
"Rokoa."
"Why are you out of uniform?"
"Don't need it."
"And what are you doing with that guy?"
"Interrogations. Lotta neumono had some crimes to confess to. None of 'em had to do with this one, but hey, a crime's a crime."
"Why are you and him bloody?"
"I told you already. Aren't you the detective here? Don't get mad. You're the one who can boss us around."

I'm kind of mad. I try to ignore this.

"I want a database analysis of all employees of all places that were hit, and to have an AI run through it for any connections. And to scrub this company's files for trojans, viruses, malware, so on. I suspect there is something there, because in order to have pulled off this heist without a single alien involved, they must have known exactly who every employee was and what time they were going out at. It looks like whoever did this, though, wasn't perfect, having left that relayer here. I'll arrange for our CAI to handle the scrubbing, just get the president to get us access. It looks like he left already."
>"Yes, your highness." says the first officer.
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No. 615110 ID: 0ee153

Start interrogating Rokoa on what she knows.
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No. 615118 ID: 5f402f

Leaving the rely behind is an odd oversight. You would have expected them to take it with them when they emptied the truck, or to have set it for some kind of self destruct. Although, if we only found one, that would be the mark of an accidental oversight.

>Lotta neumono had some crimes to confess to.
Hers look to be "assault", "excessive force" and "reckless disregard for protocols when questioning prisoners."

>You're the one who can boss us around.
Then if she'd done questioning her prisoner, she should put him down and see to it he receives proper medical care.

...and if he's not a prisoner, and simply an employee who showed up to be interviewed, she should begin praying neither he nor his employer decides to press charges.
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No. 615123 ID: 5762bc

If this was a predator job some of the higher ups in shipping might have had some subconscious alterations done to them. Also to get those relays installed on all the trucks at once someone in the postal service had to sign off on the order.

I would round them up for questioning. But make sure its in a way that does not tip them off. Do not want any mental programing traps to go off before we are there.

Do they still use those nasty mind control torture bugs?
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No. 615135 ID: 602cd8
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615135

I make the call to home base to prepare the CAI for scrubbing the postal's databanks, and turn back to the officers. I'll also arrange for questioning on shipping managers or other higher ups. One at a time with other people involved, so it does not look like we are singling out a particular group.

"As for Rokoa, your crimes appear to be assault, excessive force, and reckless disregard for interrogation protocol."
"Yeah, and now we know how a few fires started back when."
"And if you're done with him, you can put him down to receive medical care. And you should hope he really is guilty of a crime, because if not, he or his employer can put a fire on your neck."
"That a threat?" she asks, but she does let him go.
"Potentially, but we have bigger fish. What do you know about relayers?" That technology, I thought, was classified. We don't want people thinking that relayers are possible to make, for this exact reason.
"Like empathy from afar. Not much to it. Would make sense that a predator's involved, here. Oh, cept for one thing. It had the insignia scraped off, but the relayer used a jammer casing from a certain Aprio Enterprises, a ways out of town. We're trying to contact some higher ups there. I'm going there, next."
"Was there any indication of physical harm to any neumono?"
"Nope. Our interrogations not withstanding."
"I want them to be fully examined, with x-ray scans." There has been physical implants forcibly done on neumono in the past, but we have not had sightings of those in years.
"Anything else?"
"That relayer was the only one found, on all the trucks?"
"Yeah."

Most likely an accidental oversight, then.
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No. 615144 ID: 5f402f

>That a threat?
Only if she gives us good reason to make good on it. You're not internal affairs, and so long as she doesn't step too far out of line, or impede your investigation, it's not really your concern.

>what else
...did we search any of the untouched trucks for relays? If only the trucks with neumono drivers had relays in place, that means the perpetrators knew in advance who would be driving each truck at the time of the heist. That suggests a short timetable to get the devices in place, and an inside source of information.

There's also the mater of how the relays were installed in the first place. Either someone broke in and smuggled them into place, or someone here was involved. And smuggled them into place. (Obvious places to start looking would be among the loaders of the maintenance staff for the trucks).

>Aprio Enterprises, next
A good idea. Following the devices down the supply line could lead us to our perpetrators, as well.
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No. 615160 ID: 5762bc

Where was the relay placed? Was it hidden inside and installed properly or was it just stuck on a magnet on the bottom? Will tell you a lot about how it got there.

Also you need to find out the range on that thing. Am assuming empathy relaying using a lot of bandwidth. Either they had a direct connection to all the relays or they sent out a wide band broadcast to hit all of them at once. If so you should talk to some techs and see if anyone noticed any signal spikes at the time of the heist.

You should personally find and interview one of the delivery drivers that got hit. Have him walk you through that day and look for any empathy changes that would tell you when he got hit. Also check the gps on the cell phones of the drivers. They might have been controlled to make deliveries they did not know about.
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No. 615162 ID: 742b4a

>>615135
Let's go check out Aprio Enterprises with Rokoa.
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No. 615180 ID: 0ee153

Check out Rokoa first.


For implants, spy gear, and such.
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No. 615235 ID: 602cd8
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615235

"Where was the relay placed in the truck?"
"Tied up inside of the engine, as close to the driver as it could get."
"Any idea on the range of it?"
"Nope."
"Alright. Going to Aprio is a good idea. First, though, I have a call to make."

I step out for a moment to get a run on the GPS signals the drivers had. It doesn't take our AIs to find out that just about all of the drivers had, at one point, stopped in the road when no one else was around. Only for a minute or two, tops. I have no idea how someone could have removed all of the items from the boxes that quickly and still leave them intact.

"Alright. Rokoa. I want investigators to look at everywhere the drivers stopped. I'll upload the data for you. I also want some of the drivers to run throughout their route, and to watch out for empathy inconsistencies in the driver when they get to where they were stopped. I'm going to go to Aprio."
"Cool. I was gonna get a helicopter. That cool?"

I am not certain how I feel about this person coming with me. I should have at least one person as backup, though, as although this heist wasn't flawlessly pulled off as given by the relayer, to pull it off at all means that they have resources to spare. I can either go with her, or call her off and go with either anyone else on the police force or a random individual from the UDA.

I will do a full body search and x-ray to anyone I take as a partner, regardless.
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No. 615237 ID: 742b4a

>>615235
The items were most likely not removed. The boxes were replaced.

Go with a random person from UDA. They shouldn't be compromised.
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No. 615240 ID: 5f402f

>I am not certain how I feel about this person coming with me.
*shrug* She's already on the case, and heading in the same direction as you. Turning her down and requesting someone else will just cause needless tension with her hive and the investigation team here, and you're already having some issues, there.

Your boss at the UDA didn't seem terribly interested in assigning additional agents. You're only going to get help grudgingly, and not necessarily the best of help, if you go that route.

Besides, your biggest weakness is physical strength and the intimidation of size. She certainly brings that to the table, in spades.

Yes, a helicopter will suffice.
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No. 615241 ID: 5762bc

Just to make sure pinch yourself a bit first. And then try to remember if you were about to invade a heavily occupied secret underground Salikai base with the help of a Fufa. Just in case you got into the mind altering gas again.

Anyways it might be good to have a good cop bad cop thing going. She can go breaking things when you need them broken and hurt people if they do not take you seriously.

If they managed to get all the stuff out of the boxes that fast maybe they had empty boxes ready to replace them with. A labeling machine and access to the postal network would make it easy to make duplicates. Its just cardboard after all.

Speaking of the heist you should have someone closely look over the boxes and shipping labels. And look for public cameras that might have caught one of the shipments on tape around when the heist happened.

Oh and one last thing. If someone stole these presents they did so for a reason. Make sure if they suddenly start showing back up you can check them for mind control relays or bombs or something. That or the Salikai just stole them so they can ruin Christmas so that all the sad neumono kids will be sad enough to power there sadness powered death ray.
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No. 615259 ID: bb78f2

>>615235
You know what's extremely scary? The ultraking getting to know her, liking her, and making her an agent.
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No. 615260 ID: 0ee153

>>615259
I think she's in the wrong ultrahive for that, but it's not all that scary. Rokoa's willing to do her job and she makes up for what Polo lacks. They cover each other quite well.
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No. 615279 ID: 602cd8
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615279

>They replaced the boxes
That's also possible, but from the sounds of things, the duplicates were also put in the correct spot. Not an easy feat. But theoretically possible.

I don't know who I'd get as a UDA, and with the lack of enthusiasm Ultraking Az had for this, it's too possible I'll get a mismatched partner. At least with Rokoa, I'll know what I'm getting, and I don't think she'll do anything wrong as long as I keep a short leash on her.

As for being compromised, if the police force was compromised, then we've got bigger issues to worry about than missing christmas packages.

"Fine. A helicopter is fine. You can come, under the condition that we stop at your station to get you changed."
"What for?"
"... your uniform. I'm not going to work with s- no, I'm not going to let someone work around me that isn't in uniform."

>You know what's extremely scary? The ultraking getting to know her, liking her, and making her an agent.
That would be awful and she will not have my letter of recommendation.

On getting to the police station, I check Rokoa's uniform and her before she puts it on. I also run her through an x-ray scanner. There are no anomalies.
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No. 615280 ID: 602cd8
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615280

The Chief also calls Rokoa into her office, where I listen in while we wait for a helicopter to be prepped for our use.

>"You incompetent girl! Assault, out of uniform, no badge, no gun, no nothing, and you just go around beating up people that would've caved anyway! And to top it all off, it was right in fucking front of the UDA!"
"That was aft-" the Chief lunges across her desk and grabs Rokoa.
>"Shut up and listen to me! You are going to do exactly what she tells you to! Not technically what she tells you to. You are going to make her pleased. You are going to practically do her job for you even if she kicks you while she has you work your lazy ass off. YOu are going to give her backrubs if she asks for them. You will do her goddamn laundry if she runs out of clothes while you are on this job. If that agent comes back and she has anything less to say about you than the most stellar goddamn officer she's ever worked with, you're not going to have ownership of your badge afterwards, do you understand me?!"
"... you got i- yes, ma'am."

That is exactly what I wanted to hear. I am gathering this happens with Rokoa on a regular basis, however, but she's no rogue. She'll at least listen to her queen, which apparently means listening to me.
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No. 615281 ID: 602cd8
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615281

We get into the helicopter, and our pilot takes off while Rokoa takes her spot in the forward chair, and I'm stuck in the short people seatbelt.

>"Looks like our trip is gonna take a bit over an hour. So get yourselves cozy."

Rokoa doesn't get a chance to bother me with words before I get a call.

>"Hello, this is Katzati, your UDA operator." she says, handing me a manual encryption password that checks out for the next hour. "We got the police report on that driver interrogation you requested. They do remember driving through those zones, but they don't know why they decided to go that route. And, they don't remember actually passing through those spots they sat still out. They thought they just zoned out, like a lot of people do when they drive for long periods of time. Their empathy didn't change much, they only were confused about why they changed routes."

Whatever predator did this, did a good job.

"Thank you. Be sure to intercept any packages that resurface. Someone did this for a reason, and it wouldn't surprise me if those presents were tampered with. In fact, make a list of all stolen items, and make a public announcement that all recepients of those items should call them in if they receive them."
>"Understood."
"Also, please check all surveillance cameras in public that may have seen those positions."
>"Understood. Anything else, Polo?"
"Yes. Have someone - both AI and manual - look over the boxes and shipping labels. They may have been replaced. If you learn anything, let me know. That will be all. Thank you."
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No. 615284 ID: 5f402f

>handing me a manual encryption password that checks out for the next hour
Actual paranoid communication security. Why couldn't our military have had that in the main story.

>>615280
Excellent. No need to push her. You now have one lose canon on a leash, ready to be unleashed if you need it.

>>615281
Well, not much to do for an hour except coordinate with anyone who calls you.

Main question here is really why. Taming or training a predator, developing covert empathic rely tech, getting them smuggled into the vehicles... for what? So far it seems like a lot of effort and resources spent for theft, even on this scale. How is what they accomplished worth what they were willing to invest?
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No. 615285 ID: bdfc23

>>615281
Leave your small people seat, use Rokoa as a chair, she has to do whatever you say.
Do not be content with the short seatbelt, you need a better view, FREE YOURSELF FROM THESE BELTS OF SHORTNESS!
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No. 615288 ID: 0ee153

>>615285
Nah.

Start thinking out loud about why someone would want to steal everything. Was there a sudden upswing of orders for... plutonium ore? Some rare element or compound that comes in electronic toys?
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No. 615311 ID: 602cd8
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615311

>Leave your small people seat, use Rokoa as a chair.
I will not have a seatbelt if I do this. Her arms do not match seatbelt regulations, nor does the situation require I have a pleasant view of the outside. I also should refrain from abusing my power over her.

"Rokoa, do you have any idea why anyone would commit so much to steal odds and ends like this?"
"Cause they wanted to spend the rest of their life in jail!"
"Any good ideas?"
"Not any boring ones."

I didn't think she did. I just go over what I know and what I don't know about this case, but ultimately, I just have to wait until I'm at a place where I can get more info. My phone rings again. It's Katzati. We run through the codes again.

>"Okay, we ran surveillance scans, and sorry, there's almost nothing. Almost. One of the farther away cameras did see some suspicious activity. It was just someone moving around, it looked like. The resolution is too low to make out much, but the spot was too hidden and too far for the camera to see much. What's weirdest about it though is there was a nearby camera that had a much clearer shot, and it didn't see anything at all despite being there at the exact same time, except for the truck just passing through like nothing was wrong."
"Did the clean camera show any other cars moving through?"
>"No, it didn't."
"And the other camera?"
>"Uh..... hold on... yes, yes there was one car that should have crossed right through the crime scene."
"Can you find anything about that car?"
>"Err... not easily. I'm sorry, it's a low resolution, and the closer camera doesn't show anything."
"Get someone on looking into why that closer camera is clean, and try to find out what you can about that car that tried to drive through. Get Az to send another Agent if the police are too tied up. It's possible they had their predator wash them, but given how busy that predator must have been, we can't rule out the possibility that our thieves committed a homicide or kidnapping instead."
>"Understood."

>"We're almost there." Buckle up, Rokoa, you know what happened last time we hit turbulence."
"I got a nice view, after flying out of the door that, unlike this time, was open."
"... put your seat belt on, Rokoa."
"Yeah yeah, I'm doing it. How do you want to approach this, boss?" Rokoa asks, as the pilot starts contacting Aprio.
>"We've got clearance to land on their helipad. It looks like they're willing to talk. I'll hang out on the roof while you guys do your thing."
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No. 615313 ID: 5f402f

...two crazy faces driving a helicopter is not reassuring.

>Get someone on looking into why that closer camera is clean
They knew it was there, and avoided it, but the further one escaped their notice? Or they hacked the closer one.

>How do you want to approach this, boss?
We'll head in and start asking questions. See how cooperative they feel like being, before they know why we're asking questions. When that stops working, we see how they react when they find out what our inquires are about.

I want to know if they were involved or just used. And then I want to find out who got ahold of their tech.
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No. 615342 ID: bb78f2

Honestly, I would think that the security camera's were just put on loop, which would explain the differences in footage between the several cameras if the loops wasn't perfect. That may require real time video editing in some cases, which makes me think a CAI helped if these camera's are hooked up to a network and are digital.

Which would make sense for a heist of this scale.
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No. 615360 ID: 5762bc

Just had a thought. If a normal thief was going to pull this off they would have stolen all the presents at the warehouse and replaced the boxes there. Then all you would need the relays for would to make people not notice that the boxes were empty.

Then you just turn them all off halfway through the routes to make it look like stuff was stolen mid route. Gives you time to escape while the police are all running around after the red herring.

Better let Rokoa know now how you want her to act. Want to both be on the same page for the interviews. Right now her job is to look scary and be your meat shield.
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No. 615374 ID: 602cd8
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615374

"We'll ask the CEO questions, as you planned. Just... look scary, but don't actually do anything scary."

I make one last note to Katzati to make sure to keep investigating the warehouses, in case by some scheming the Salikai managed to make the drivers only seem to be hit, making them a red herring. With that done, I put my phone down and meet with some Aprio employees. They insist the CEO is busy, and I insist I am a UDA agent, which works well enough.

Rokoa and I end up entering the office of Pelios rozu Oilrigger, who is no longer in the oil rigging business. He is a neumono, however, it appears that the whole building is inside of a jamming field.

"Hello. I'm Agent Polo of the UDA. I have questions about your jammers."
>"Yes, hello, agent. What do you want to know?"
"First of all, tell me about your usual clients."
>"Hm? We're a large scale operation, don't you know? We have many. From many military organizations, to jammer city supplies, to simply people and hives who like mental peace and quiet."
"Have you had any odd clients of late?"
>"No. Please tell me, if someone used a jammer to commit a crime. It happens unfortunately frequently, but I can't help you if I don't know who purchased it."
"Would you mind if we turned off the jammer?"
>"I'm sorry, but we do need to consistently test both small scale and large scale jammers, and it's hard to run quality control on larger scale jammers at once. We would have to turn off several jammers, and it will be extremely inconvenient for me to do so, as well as for me to leave the premises. It is almost christmas, after all, and even a product like this is in high demand. I'm hoping my words will suffice, here."
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No. 615375 ID: 742b4a

>>615374
Now why would it be inconvenient for him to exit the jammer field? I think he'd better come with us.
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No. 615377 ID: 5762bc

Extremely inconvenient sounds like a "Please go away I am guilty as fuck" to me. What do you think Rokoa?

Personal contact still works in a jammer right? Have Rokoa go grab him and you two snuggle uncomfortably with him and see if he is crooked. If you notice anything get those jammers off and call in a sweep of the building.

While this place might be clean it would be the perfect place to hide a bunch of illegal empathy tech. Them loosing a bit of time and money to have to reset everything is a small price to pay to make sure nothing is going on here.
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No. 615380 ID: 5f402f

Personal contact in an interview is somewhat unprofessional, but it can be used as a means to bypass a jammer, especially if he'd prefer not to continue the interview at the station.

>quality control on several large jammers at once
How are you supposed to tell if one fails or malfunctions if the areas of effect overlap?

>It is almost Christmas, after all
That is, unfortunately the reason for our urgency.

>Please tell me, if someone used a jammer to commit a crime.
There is a criminal investigation, and your tech does appear to have been involved. Beyond that, it would be inappropriate for me to comment on the particulars at this time.

>what do
We know the number of vehicles hit, therefore we know at least how many jammers (or jammer casings) were needed. Large scale purchases tend to stand out, even if they broke it up into several smaller buys under different names. Give him the number of devices we suspect were involved.

The jammers we're interested were also modified. The client might have been bought damaged stock, or defective parts. That kind of order might have stood out as well.

Did we get a serial number or lot number of anything off the casing we recovered? That would be helpful in tracing it's origin.

>>615375
The unsuspicious answer would be he's running a company in the consumer frenzy right before Christmas and leaving his post for an hour or two would be very inconvenient. Of course, there are suspicious answers too.
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No. 615390 ID: 602cd8
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615390

>Did we get a serial number or lot number of anything off the casing we recovered?
All of that was scraped off. We could only deduce it came from here because of its shape and manner of construction, not because of any metadata.

"How do you tell if one fails or malfunctions if the areas of effect overlap?"
>"Ah, well, as long as there is a single spot isolated that is only affected by one jammer, you can put a couple of neumono in that spot and they can tell if it works. It does require perfect spacing, and there are further tests that go on."
"Regardless, it is almost christmas as you say, and that is why we're in a hurry. While it's unprofessional, we are in a criminal investigation that involved many of your casings, and either you will have to leave your post for a brief period, or we will have to engage in physical contact to bypass the jammer field."
>"I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with that at all. I can schedule you for this evening, if you like, but to satiate your curiosity would be costly for me."
"We can look over your records if you like, then. If you grant us access to all of your files, we can run a CAI through it. They won't harm or interfere with anything, but you will be transparent."
>"We have a lot of proprietary data. That is unacceptable."
"... Rokoa, what does this sound like to you."
"It sounds like we, the enforcers of the law, are getting blocked a lot. This guy's got a pile of dirty laundry in that head of his, and it's gotta be the shittiest, stinking clothing pile around if he's hiding it behind obstruction of justice."
>"I, and my company, have rights. Do you have a warrant to search through us?"

I don't need empathy to tell that the Rokoa cannon is about to wiggle loose, but I don't know how.
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No. 615393 ID: 5f402f

>Do you have a warrant to search through us?
Warrants are only only necessary to force compliance.

You are within your rights to withhold information until we produce a warrant. However, with a warrant, we would be within our rights to be extraordinarily thorough in it's execution. *look at Rokoa* Especially if we have reasons to be suspicious. This would be a very bad time of year to have your operations shut down for an exhaustive review, or your employees missing their holiday hours for interviews.

(If possible, let Rokoa play off this. We're threatening and intimidating him here, and she'd like that. She'll probably jump on the idea of 'interviewing' them).

...I believe much like yourself, we would be happier if our words would suffice.
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No. 615395 ID: 742b4a

>>615390
How long would it take to get a warrant? Could you just, say, call someone up to get one within minutes? I suspect you could, considering the situation.
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No. 615401 ID: 742b4a

Wait, do UDA agents even need warrants?
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No. 615402 ID: 5762bc

Now if it were just Rokoa here she would need a warrant. And she can probably get one on her own within the hour.

As for me all I have to do is call the ultraking and have permission to do just about anything. That is if he does not personally come jet packing through your window 5 minutes after I call.

To clarify how far does your authority extend as a agent? Will be good to know for anything that comes up later.
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No. 615414 ID: 602cd8
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615414

>Wait, do UDA agents even need warrants?
We do, but even the lightest scraps of evidence are usually enough to get them. And even then, it's largely a formality, but I don't like to strongarm excessively, even if I could simply call Az and request immediate permission.

>To clarify how far does your authority extend as a agent?
I'll have to double check. The agency is relatively new, and the laws of what we can and cannot do are frequently changing, and few can keep up. Trials regarding UDA action are often subjective.

"We may need a warrant to force your cooperation. So you have choices. The first is that you cooperate willingly and take the jammer and answer my questions to the best of your ability, and give us any data that would be helpful. The second choice is that we end up sitting here for less than 10 minutes to wait for a warrant. Then I shut this whole place down while Rokoa does all the searching and interrogation she wants to do, whether you want it done or not."

Rokoa reaches across, and puts her hand on his head.

"The second option would be my favorite, actually. I'm willing to wait."
>Alright, alright! I'll tell you. I was blackmailed, alright? Me and my hive did some... questionable environmental practices on our oil rigs. I had to let a lot of casings go missing in order to keep them quiet."
"Who is them?"
>"I don't know! They wouldn't say. They just ordered an enormous amount of empty casings, as well as blueprints to our studies on empathy recorders."
"Recorders?"
>"Yes, one that can hold an empathic feel, and play it back. It had flaws, and it wasn't ready for use by any means. This was... several months ago. I don't know what they could have done with it, but I couldn't have refused!"
"He's quiet, but I think he's telling the truth. He also wants us to keep our mouths shut about the whole thing."
"And how did you deliver all of those pieces?"
>"We only did about one thousand at a time, at a different dead drop each time. We never saw anyone pick them up."
"Turn off the damn jammer, you feel like you're trying to hide something!"
"I said I'll tell you! Look, here, I have a couple of people you two might be inte-"
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No. 615417 ID: 602cd8
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615417

Rokoa reels him by the head, pulling him over the desk.

"You've got some real heavy fucking balls, fat cat! Polo, he just pushed a damn security button, the bastard's trying to off us!"

She might be right, I'm hearing a lot of footsteps coming from behind the doors.
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No. 615419 ID: 742b4a

>>615417
Disable the fat cat, get some cover by the door and order the incoming guards to stand down before you start shooting.
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No. 615420 ID: 5762bc

Honestly the safest place is probably behind his huge desk. Jump back there with Rokoa and use the little guy as a shield.

Radio for help while you do so and check for more buttons while you are back there. Then let him know that this was a very public visit and the only way he gets out of this in one piece is to have his men stand down.

This is a building specializing in jammer tech so don't be surprised if your calls out get blocked. If they are try to use his internal systems to call out if you can.
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No. 615422 ID: a19cd5

>>615417
Radio for the helicopter to pull up outside the window.
Jump out the window into the helicopter.
Make sure that rokoa takes Oilrigger with her.
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No. 615423 ID: 5f402f

Lock the door?

Check if your comm and/or phone is being jammed. If you can pass word along that his company or his hive was involved, silencing you serves no purpose, and only increases the charges that can be laid at their feet.

Tell the CEO that you hope your partner is mistaken. It only took a single agent working with one police officer to uncover this link. If you are silenced or disappear, they'll attract much more attention from your organizations, and endure worse charges when discovered. His only option for damage control is cooperation.

Instruct Rokoa to exercise restrain if we are attacked. Security personnel responding to an alarm don't deserve to be killed, or if those footsteps take orders from the blackmailers, we want them able to answer questions.

Do not shoot first. We're the police.
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No. 615429 ID: bb78f2

He is foolish. Our administration already knows we're here, and police and UDA agents will be here within the hour to shut everything down permanently if we are killed in action today.

Trust me, CEO, nothing besides your complete cooperation will get you past this clusterfuck with your cushy life intact. So it's compliance, or you're arrested and spend a significant time in prison if we survive, or you're on the run for the rest of your life if we die. Order off your security force now. There is no place we cannot track you down.
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No. 615434 ID: 602cd8
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615434

"Rokoa, top over the desk, that's the only good cover in the room!" I yell, while I try to jam the door with a nearby chair.

She kicks it over while I grab my phone. It's dead.

"Damnit, they've jammed my cell! Can you reach the helicopter?"
"Rokoa to copter! Do you read?"

With no reply, Rokoa changes the dial, and repeats. People start banging on the door.

"This is Agent Polo of the UDA! Stand down!" The reply I get is gunshots fired into the doorway. That settles any misgivings about shooting first. I don't know who these guards are, but they're not average wage earners if they're firing in this scenario.
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No. 615435 ID: 602cd8
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615435

I run back behind the tipped desk.
"Pelios, a lot of people know we were here, the only way you're getting out of this with your life intact is if you call them off!"
>"Too damn late!"
"I found your place working with a single other cop. If you silence us, you'll be getting way more attention!"
>"I'll be out of here by then! I would've been out of here by now, in fact, if you didn't show up here so damn fast!"
"You could have complied, and just had moderate legal action. You probably wouldn't have even gone to jail."
>"You two are the ones being idiots! You don't know who you're dealing with, if they realize I talked, even if I don't know that much... I'd rather be dead than be in the same world as them!"

"Rokoa to copter!"
>"I read." Good, Rokoa found a frequency that wasn't jammed.
"Go down 3 floors on the west side of the building, we need an out, pronto!" That idea isn't sounding as insane as I would like about now.

The guards start unloading an assault weapon into the door. The chair won't hold for many more seconds. The sound of the helicopter is getting close by, but it's not visible yet.

"Rokoa, what kind of firepower do you have?"
>"A pistol, a tear gas grenade, and my night stick."

I have a single pistol.
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No. 615436 ID: 742b4a

>>615435
You're going out that window, before or after the copter gets here. Bring the fat cat.
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No. 615437 ID: 5f402f

Disadvantage of tear gas is neither of you have masks. It could slow down the guards if you can get the grenade threw when the door opens, but you run the risk of hitting yourselves. And even if you don't immediately, your enemy isn't that far away, it'll spread.

...still, it's better than standing there and getting shot to pieces.

>I'd rather be dead than be in the same world as them!
Advise Rokoa to be careful with the prisoner, as he's liable to do something suicidally stupid in our exfiltration attempt. We need him alive, whether he likes it or not. (Cuff him, too, if we have them. You can Mirandize him in the chopper).

*look at the door* Use of force is authorized.

>jumping out a window
The jet pack isn't looking so silly now, is it. Almost would have been worth lugging around, if you'd had the fuel.

>single pistol, jumping from a window into a helicopter
Polo, I sure hope you've trained to be as good a shot and acrobat in this universe as we'd expect.
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No. 615440 ID: 742b4a

I suppose you could push the desk up to the door for further reinforcement. Just stay on either side of the desk while doing so and the gunfire won't reach you. Wood makes shitty cover anyway, you may as well be out in the open.
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No. 615441 ID: 5762bc

Have her tear gas the hallway once a hole opens up big enough to toss it through. You use your pistol to shoot out the window before the helicopter is in your field of fire.

Then cuff the ceo to Rokoa and jump for it. Do not bother getting into a firefight with the guards. Use your pistols just to blow out the window and maybe keep the guards suppressed until you can jump.
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No. 615456 ID: 602cd8
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615456

>You're going out that window, before or after the copter gets here.
Given we are at least 30 floors high, I would prefer this to be after the copter is present.

>The jet pack isn't looking so silly now, is it. Almost would have been worth lugging around, if you'd had the fuel.
No, but it would involve leaving Rokoa to her own devices.

Regardless, knowing what we're dealing with now, I will have us both be significantly more equipped than we currently are.

>Wood makes shitty cover anyway
Thankfully, this is a very thick wood. It'll be chipped away steadily, but it will provide a moment of protection.

Rokoa starts sliding the desk over near the window, and I grab Rokoa's handcuffs to fasten Oilrigger's wrists together. I believe Rokoa would be better off handling him normally than having him attached at a wrist.

"If you throw the tear gas, make sure you don't mess it up." I tell her.

The door bursts open. The helicopter isn't there yet, but its ladder shows up right as Rokoa tosses the tear gas down.

>"Get on!" I hear on Rokoa's communicator.
"Cover me."
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No. 615457 ID: 602cd8
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615457

I don't have a good weapon for suppressing, but I occasionally shoot the doors when I see anyone try to poke their head through. Rokoa puts a bullet through the glass as she runs through it, leaping out with Oilrigger in tow. I don't have the freedom to look to see if she made it.

I hear the guards coughing on the other side, but I see something black go for the tear gas. A heef. I shoot at it, and I must hit, as it squawks loudly. But not hard enough. It gets to the tear gas grenade fine without any tear ducts to hinder it, and goes to toss it back at me.
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No. 615458 ID: 602cd8
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615458

"Come on!" Rokoa shouts at me.

I turn, and leap out of the window. It's close enough that I can make it easily.

"Go, go!"
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No. 615459 ID: 602cd8
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615459

The helicopter takes off. We still have people firing on us, but the helicopter turns around the corner of the building before any of us get hit.

"Looks like we're following their trail after all." says Rokoa. "Permission to beat the shit out of this guy?"
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No. 615460 ID: b00646

Give him a taste.

If he doesn't talk, give him a meal.
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No. 615461 ID: bdfc23

>>615460
Why don't you show him the view below and have Rokoa sit on him to make sure he doesn't try to jump out if he is feeling suicidal.
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No. 615463 ID: 5f402f

>Permission to beat the shit out of this guy?
Denied.

Pelios rozu Oilrigger, you are under arrest for conspiracy, accessory to grand theft, impeding an official investigation, resisting arrest, attempted assault on a police officer, and attempted assault on a federal agent.

Also for suspicion of unlawful environmental damage.

My patience is thin, and you are very likely to be subject to a field questioning. I suggest you start talking before I let her off her leash. Or if you don't wish to be held somewhere where the people you're so afraid of can find you.

>also
As soon as we're clear of the jamming, call this in. I want that factory shut down, and our assailants arrested if we can get troops in there before they flee.
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No. 615470 ID: 742b4a

Torture is counter-productive. Interrogate him.
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No. 615474 ID: 602cd8
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615474

>Torture is counter-productive.
Given we can tell when they are just telling us what we want to hear, torture is actually far more effective on neumono than aliens. It is, however, still just as unethical and monstrous. Nonetheless, I am not above threats.

He is almost certainly suicidal, given his actions and words, so I will refrain from making vague threats on his life as well.

"Denied, but barely. Pelios, you are under arrest, and I say that as a gigantic understatement. You will be given the laundry list of offenses soon. Rokoa, please talk him into spilling everything. Pelios, if you continue withholding information, I will let Rokoa give you a taste of what she wants to do. If you continue after that, she'll give you a meal."

We leave the jammer field, leaving a terrified CEO and Rokoa, who is exercising an alarming amount of willpower to not throw him out of the helicopter. I pull out my phone.

"Polo to operator."
>"Hello." Katzati says. "We just got a report there was a shooting at Aprio Enterprises - are you alright?"
"Yes. We're leaving, and the CEO is coming with us. We will make a big report. Right now, I want a lockdown on Aprio's tower, and scrub it clean from top to bottom. There are armed forces inside, bring in the military if you have to. The CAI should also be involved."
>"Understood!"
"I want similar action taken on their branches. Put it at the highest priority, I have reason to believe they are going to destroy any evidence if they haven't already."
>"Alright... I'm getting the word you're to return back to the police HQ and give a full report.

If this doesn't get more agents on the case, I don't know what will.

"I'm on the way. In the meanwhile, I would like to be issued new equipment for firefights."
>"What gear would you like?"

I can issue gear for myself and any active partners. I don't like her methods, but I can't deny that there are not many people I could rely on more than her to not panic, so I may wish to give her weaponry as well. I can also order specialized utility gear if need be.
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No. 615476 ID: b00646

Get some bioarmor you can keep under a uniform, and a stronger one for Rokoa, Use her as a meat shield.

Also, suggesting a remote device for her suit to turn it off or something.
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No. 615481 ID: 5f402f

>"What gear would you like?"
Well, we're upgrading this from grand theft to an apparent conspiracy people are willing to kill over.

Bioarmor and/or bulletproof vests would see appropriate. Hardened coms would be nice, after we got jammed out at the last location. Helmets, cops always have helmets, right? Getting stuff in your eyes won't be a problem, then.

Weapon-wise, if you're expecting to be attacked, you want more than a sidearm. Some kind of rifle. (Probably not a sniper though, since this is more a direct confrontation than a sneaking mission, and you're less likely to have been trained with one as a cop). For melee you might want you own night stick, or a taser of some kind.

(...if we're going to go all out secret agent, I wouldn't mind stuff like a rocket pack or hidden grappling hooks or secret laser pens if any of it actually worked. The last one wasn't very practical. I guess we could see what toys M Az tries to foist on us?).

Rokoa's obviously going to be able to carry a big gun, no idea what she's trained with, though. Or can be trusted with. Still, we're probably going to need the firepower.

A few grenades of various types couldn't hurt, either (teargas, flashbang, smoke?).
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No. 615486 ID: 8f01e8

Rifle for Polo, shotgun for Rokoa, bulletproof filter masks that include flash protection, at least two each of three or four different kinds of grenades (Flashbang? Glue? Some kind of gas that works on heef? Whatever the armory guys can come up with, really), and a slab of composite-laminate armor big enough to hide behind, fitted with straps so Rokoa can carry it like a backpack.
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No. 615490 ID: 400a57

We need a weapon better than just some rinkydink pistol, especially if we're going to be up against trained, armed guards. We'll want it easily concealable, though. Something like a Micro-Uzi? Or any variety of small automatic guns. If you have the training I think you do a collapseable/easily assembeled rifle may be good as well. I understand those can be made to fit in something like a briefcase, and perhaps in this magic spacefuture, they can be made even smaller?
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No. 615491 ID: 742b4a

>>615474
Heavy machine gun for Rokoa. Grenades for both. Armor for both. Assault rifle for you, it's multi-purpose. Some effective close-range weapon for both as well.

Also, better side-arms than pistols. Plasma pistols maybe?
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No. 615492 ID: 5762bc

Bioarmor for the both of you for starters. Then some weaponry suitable for the threat level.

You know what weapon will suit you of course but you should ask Rokoa what she wants. Some better sidearms for the both of you and a few things you can hide easily.
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No. 615499 ID: b308c0

A tranquilizer gun for you and a rocket launcher for Rokoa.
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No. 615536 ID: 602cd8
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615536

"Katzati, do we have any powerful bioarmors that can be deactivated?"
>"We have an experimental bio armor. It's a bit weak since adding the deactivation signals takes up some room, but it can be disabled by speaking a very specific phrase. And it's still on par with a normal 70%. It does need an 80% BAAT score to be authorized, but if you want to use it, I think we'd like the chance to field test it at this stage."
"Rokoa, what's your BAAT?"
"93. Fuckin' internal structure of mine fucked up the rest of my score." she's rather bitter about that, but I have never heard of a 93 before.
"Get me one of those."
"Wait a sec, what's this about being deactivated?"
>"Rokoa, you are following me on a mission that involves a predator. I don't need a neumono multiple times my size wearing elite bioarmor trying to kill me."
"If it gets me, it's gonna get you."
"No. I am immune to predators."
"Hahaha, you - wait, you actually think you are, huh?"
"I am."
"I've resisted predators before."
"Then if you resist this one, I won't need to deactivate your model. Don't complain, it's still a strong model, just with assurance for this."
"Alright, alright."

Rokoa is, of course, wondering what I've got that makes me immune to predators. My silence is largely a secret, and I only put it on if I either am unseen, or if absolutely necessary.

On top of Rokoa's bio armor, I order a partial 30% bioarmor for myself. I get a set of Elite Police Armor for each of us with a heavy armored version for Rokoa, with bulletproof aspects and sealed helmets for gasses. A sniper rifle and uzi for myself, a machine gun and shotgun for Rokoa. I also get a plasma pistol for each of us. For melee, I get a taser for each of us as well. As for utility, I get a grappling hook. It isn't easily concealable, but it will work.

I grab two of each frag grenade and tear gas, while Rokoa gets two of each of those on top of one sleeper gas grenade, flashbang, and smoke. The sleeper gas will work on anyone except select Mikliks.

The sniper rifle can be disassembled to fit in a briefcase as need be, and it need not have a scope if I wish to use it as a lighter, mid range option.

And of course, a backpack Rokoa can wear with her armor to hold much of this.

>"These are expensive!" says Katzati. "We'll arrange for it, though, just in case you do go out in the field anymore where you might be in danger."
"We most likely will be, so I want at least the bioarmor delivered so that we can begin binding to it immediately. And if it's going to take that long, throw in a tranquilizer gun for me and a rocket launcher for Rokoa."
>"I think we can do that."
"Wait, can you use a rocket launcher, Rokoa?"
"Goddamn right I can! Throw in a plasma sword, too."
"Fine."

>Trained as a cop
Not quite. Although much of my training overlaps with law enforcement, of course, I have been been an actual cop. I do have specialized weapons training, especially with snipers.
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No. 615537 ID: 602cd8
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615537

Upon returning to police HQ, we find out bioarmor delivered already. Our report is delivered as we bind to it.It takes awhile, of course, given that attempting to murder a police officer and UDA is considered a Big Deal. Rokoa gives what information was given to her, and Pelios is handed to another interrogator while Rokoa is busy.

It works out, as it gives our CEO more time to collect himself and sing. I get the impression from the surrounding hive that the person interrogating him is another UDA agent, and is a specialist.

If we wanted to, we could go home for the day given what transpired. However, Az would not appreciate me slacking off just because bullets went by my cheek. The police hive feels similar to Rokoa, I bet. And neither of us have any inclination to take time off in the first place, not when we have this amount of momentum.

So we wait and collect ourselves, waiting for further instruction while our bio armor binding is supervised.

>"Polo and Rokoa, please come to briefing room C." It's Katzati's voice. I expect she came here to give us orders in person.
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No. 615538 ID: 602cd8
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615538

2:34 PM, Police HQ Briefing Room

>"Hi! Since you're all here, we can start. I've got the okay from Az to send a couple more agents. Rokann and Marra here are field agents, they can also go to places that are considered dangerous. Lucera is an office agent, and is going to act as head investigator for this case from now on. He's the one who interrogated Pelios. Please tell us what you learned."
>"Thank you." says Lucera. "It looks like Pelios didn't like being blackmailed too much, and hired a couple different PIs, supposedly the best, to try to find out who was behind it. Apparently, at least one was partially successful. Unfortunately, it would have been better for Pelios if it were an utter failure. He didn't learn the mastermind behind it, but he did learn about two of the higher ups and a list of lower downs - not enough to do anything about the blackmailing personally, but enough to be on a hitlist if things went bad. And our mastermind's hiccup with leaving that jammer case at the scene is what went bad. We've been trying to find the PIs. They're good enough, it seems, to have had the eyes to figure out what was happening, and lay low. We can't find them. Hopefully we can find them before our mastermind. Let me go over the names of the people involved so far. Katzati, if you will."
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No. 615539 ID: 602cd8
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615539

Katzati turns on the big screen, and Lucera continues.

>"Our mastermind at the top. Suspected underground network led by the Salikai, but we have no confirmation of this. Whether or not it's an organization or a single individual, we have no current name to attach to him, and therefore have dubbed the entity responsible as 'the Grinch', after human legend of a similar heist in the past."
"The humans had this happen to them before?"
>"Yes. The stories say that the end of the story is that the humans never hunted down the grinch, instead, they had a wonderful christmas even without presents. The Grinch, realizing the error of his ways, returned the presents. However, we are neumono, and our society has become far too materialistic to ever forgive this, nor will our hives band together and sing songs. Even if we did, I highly doubt that our Grinch will return anything with any good will. Therefore, we are going to hunt down the Grinch and bring him to justice. Now, let me cover the PIs. Their names are Itcher and his assistant, Jessica. Jessica is presumed with him, wherever that is. The other one is Pilon. Ex-cop, from this station."

Rokoa gets a sour feeling, thinking of Pilon. The rest of the police officers get the same feeling in turn. A rogue, I'm guessing.

>"And the criminals we do know." Lucera continues. "Whiskers. We all know of her, here. Master thief, perfect for grand heists like this. Normally she works alone, but something must have tempted - or forced - her to cooperate with the Grinch. Next, we have Hok. Whiskers deals with large scale operations. Hok, however, specializes in single, large targets. If he is under the Grinch's umbrella, then I suspect there is a major target they're after. Pelios doesn't know much about them, unfortunately, it was merely one of his PIs making their report to show that Pelios had fallen under some heavy criminal activity. I am going to see what I can find about all of these people, but our best bet is to search for the PIs at the moment. One or both of them were able to find out evidence of Hok and Whisker's involvement. If they can find that much, they may be able to help find them. As for the lower downs, we've got a small list of people that were involved, if only as mercenaries. These are the ones that Polo and Rokoa ran into while approaching Pelios. We've apprehended nearly all of them in the lockdown. They're grunts. We don't expect to learn much, but we're putting a lot of resources into questioning every last one of them. I'll let all of you know if I find something that concerns you, but I want you four to separate into two teams and pursue the last known location of each PI. Which one you choose is up to you."
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No. 615553 ID: 5f402f

>deactivate-able bioarmor
If she got controlled and you turned off her bioarmor, you'd still have a neumono several times your size, armed with guns and some degree of conventional armor trying to kill you.

>>615538
Fantastic face Mara is making, there. Doesn't seem very happy.

>which PI track down
We won't earn any love from Rokoa for this choice, but the logical option is to go after Pilon. If she knew him, and understands anything about him at all, that gives us better odds of finding him.

Unless the rogue-hate is so strong it'll actively impede your ability to search or control her, at all. You'll have to judge from how intense the empathy you picked up, was.
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No. 615559 ID: b308c0

These PIs are going to be hunted down sooner or later, so you should personally track down the more defenseless looking ones and leave the other to Marra and Rokann.

Since one is an ex-cop, and the other two are a sheep with a hat and his neumono lady friend, it would probably be best to track down Itcher and Jessica before they wind up at the bottom of a river.
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No. 615574 ID: 5762bc

Pilon used to be a police officer so can probably handle himself. We should look for Itcher and Jess before someone nasty finds them.
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No. 615577 ID: bb78f2

Wouldn't the CAI be the easiest to find? They're nuts and occasionally betray information just in mere conversation, we could convince it to turn traitor if it's entertaining enough and it'll give us leads.
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No. 615597 ID: 0ee153

>>615577
They're also unpredictable and dangerous. No thanks.

Itcher and Jess it is.
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No. 615634 ID: 602cd8
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615634

>Wouldn't the CAI be the easiest to find?
I haven't gotten any word that we've found CAI activity let alone traced it back to the source, only that it's relatively obvious a CAI has been used.

"We'll go after Jess. I would prefer the Pilon searchers to not have a personal issue with him. Tell me about Itcher and Jessica."
>"Itcher, sometimes known as 'Baby Head'." Lucera starts explaining. "He used to be an enforcer for the mafia. Not so much the muscle, but rather making sure all the bolts in the ship were down tight. We took down his kingpin some years ago, but we had nothing on some of his followers, Itcher included. So he got off scot free, even though we're confident he has broken enough laws to last a lifetime in jail. He took up a private eye job, saying he was sick of his sketchy lifestyle. As for Jessica, nicknamed Jess, she came to him as a client asking for help finding a stalker of hers. For safety, she stayed at Itcher's place while he was on the job, and helped him nab the crook. Apparently she never left.
>"We might've pulled a kingpin off the streets, but the gang had enough string to hold itself together, even if Itcher got an out. We still think he had underground contacts with them. That's where your primary lead is. We have the names of some of his old contacts. Jules, a Pomi that worked security around some store fronts, worked with him a lot. Malsen, a belenosian, acted as one of his bodyguards much of the time. Then Lamarra, a neumono. Didn't work with Itcher as much as the other two, but he was the kingpin's right hand man. Biggest target we had nothing on, and it wouldn't surprise me if he kept tabs on Itcher. We can find where all of them are, but they're all in District J, which we all know is the biggest crimezone in the city. Be as subtle as you can be, but we'll keep backup close to you at all times just in case."
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No. 615635 ID: 742b4a

>>615634
>subtle
>Rokoa
Uh oh.

Well, we'll give it a shot, anyway.
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No. 615636 ID: ea0ad9

Whiskers and Hok working for the same Mastermind? Whiskers doesn't seem the sort to work under anybody, and only people with the highest levels of patience would employee a wildcard like Hok, given his record.
>Normally she works alone, but something must have tempted - or forced - her to cooperate with the Grinch.
That's likely a good call.
>Hok, however, specializes in single, large targets. If he is under the Grinch's umbrella, then I suspect there is a major target they're after.
Hmm. If they had need of Hok's services, then that would likely show something to attract Whiskers into service. Her track record will likely point to her betraying The Grinch, but whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is questionable.
>Pilon, probably a rogue
Ask Rokoa about this. Not in a direct way, but ask what she would do if she found him.
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No. 615637 ID: 5f402f

>subtle
That's going to conflict somewhat with running around in full riot gear, covered in weapons. People anywhere are going tot look at those outfits and know something's up. And ex-mobsters aren't going to be happy seeing police armed to the teeth showing up.

...then again, ex-mobsters won't be happy to see a police uniform at all, so maybe there's no winning here.
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No. 615638 ID: ea0ad9

>>615637
Given Rokoa's "Corrupted" empathy, any Neumono there will probably know these aren't proper police.
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No. 615639 ID: 5f402f

>>615638
The mobsters aren't all monos, by a long shot. Appearances will still matter, to some extent.

...and there's nothing 'corrupted' about it.
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No. 615640 ID: 60700b

>>615638
Since this is an alternate universe, >>615639 is likely correct.
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No. 615770 ID: 602cd8
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615770

>Rokoa's empathy
It is intense and unpleasant to be around. Having authority over her is the only salvation to this.

>That's going to conflict somewhat with running around in full riot gear, covered in weapons.
We won't necessarily have to wear those wherever we go. Of course, if we do get in a shootout again, they won't do much good in a car, but for simply asking around, we shouldn't need them.

"Rokoa, what would you do if you found Pilon?"
>"Give him a good sock in the face."
"We'll continue searching for Itcher."

Jules is currently presumed to be at home. Malsen is making rounds around a neighborhood, collecting money. Lamarra is in his office in an office above a casino.

I'll have to decide which one to pursue first. Rokoa and I will bring a car to hold our belongings, but I must also decide what level of gear to bring on hand to whichever target I choose.
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No. 615775 ID: 5f402f

Jules, first. I doubt he's going to try and kill us in his home, and he's in a position to have kept tabs on them.

No need to bring in the big guns or outer armor, probably.
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No. 615794 ID: 602cd8
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615794

I let Lucera and Katzati know where we're going.

"Let's go, Rokoa."
"We taking the normal wheel or the short wheels?"
"... you drive."

We end up well out of downtown, so we don't get that backup as mentioned.

"Alright. Jules isn't reported to be any hard criminal, we're just going to have some questions." I tell Rokoa.
"We'll see."

Knock Knock

>"... ah - " Jules starts, as I show him my badge.
>"Who is it?" A woman's voice in the background interrupts me before I can introduce myself. Most likely his wife.
>"... just a couple of friends, actually!"
>"Well, invite them in!"
>"I'll cooperate. Just play along, for the sake of my wife, please."
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No. 615795 ID: 742b4a

>>615794
Oh my god fine. Engage in casual conversation, and ask at some point if he's seen Itcher and Jessica around.
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No. 615796 ID: 5f402f

>Just play along
Go ahead and play along. If it gets us what we want quickly and easily, there's not reason to cause us problems. (We probably can't accept that invitation to come in, since then the wife would see our uniforms).

We're searching for another 'friend'. Do you know where Itcher is? We've heard he might be in some trouble, and we're concerned for him.
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No. 615798 ID: d90668

Go ahead and act like some friendly work buddies. Keep your badges out of sight and go with the flow.
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No. 615800 ID: bb78f2

Oh... a family man.
Shit. If he knows something, we could put innocents in danger.
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No. 615803 ID: b308c0

Okay Polo, act casual, be a bit more friendly, maybe smile? Rokoa... don't smile.

Tell them you don't want to be a bother and just want to know if he's seen Itcher. Try not to get seated down otherwise you might have snacks and refreshments headed your way.
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No. 615804 ID: bdfc23

>>615794
Rokoa: Don't buy it, could be a trap.
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No. 615810 ID: 602cd8
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615810

"Alright. Tell us how you've been. Rokoa, wipe that grin off your face. Or at least lose the teeth."
>"Ah, good, good. I just got a raise recently, so I've been able to save more money."
>"Hello, h -- wait, cops?" Even if I put my badge away, Rokoa is still obviously in uniform, and I doubt she has civilian clothes underneath.
"We are, but we've worked with Jules before. Our visit isn't entirely recreational, though. Jules isn't in any trouble, but we were hoping he has any info on Itcher's whereabouts."
>"Oh... oh, that's a relief." She's visibly more relaxed. I'm gathering she doesn't like Jules' relation to the mafia. "If you say it's not entirely recreational then, I assume it's at least partially so! Please, sit down. Would either of you care for some tea or coffee? Er, non caffienated, of course."

Jules himself clearly knows who Itcher is, but he's not quick to answer. He looks to be thinking. Rokoa's not liking this one bit. She gives me the impression she thinks it's a trap, but I also get the impression she doesn't like dealing with things that aren't neumono.
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No. 615816 ID: bdfc23

>>615810
Rokoa: Offer to help with making tea/coffee while polo talks to Jules.
Polo: Talk to Jules.
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No. 615817 ID: 5f402f

>She gives me the impression she thinks it's a trap, but I also get the impression she doesn't like dealing with things that aren't neumono
If you can count on her picking up your thoughts at all: this would make a pretty poor trap, unless he was perfectly happy to get his family killed in the crossfire.

And dealing with them this way is likely to be a lot faster than the alternative.
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No. 615820 ID: d90668

Watching you two try to force normal smiles is hilarious by the way.

I like the idea of sending Rokoa off to help with drinks. She can watch for poison or ninjas in the kitchen while you chat with Jules.

As for being a trap just keep a eye out. Someone else could be watching Jules place to see if anyone comes asking for Itcher. So any traps or ambushes would probably be from a third party who is also looking for Itcher and Jess.
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No. 615835 ID: 602cd8
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615835

I, of course, don't think this is a trap. I can't rule it out, so I'll remain on my toes.

"Rokoa likes her coffee a certain way, but we would appreciate it."
"Yeah. Lemme help."
>"Well, if you insist, but don't let me get in the way!"

I shuffle Jules off to the side, and he leads me to a small alcove at the edge of the house away from any windows.

"Do you know anything about the whereabouts of Itcher?"
>"I'm sorry, but I don't have that information."

He starts performing sign language at me.

There are audio bugs in the house. You aren't the first to ask me about that. Keep talking.

"Do you know of anyone that does?"
>"He didn't keep contact with many, and the ones that did wouldn't like to share they keep in contact."

You also had a car following you on the way over. It had at least 3 people inside.

"I'd like to hear of any hunches about who he worked closest with."
>"Hickory and Ressi did some routes with him, I heard. I can't vouch for their knowledge, though."'

Lamarra knows, but you're going to have a bad time trying to get the information out. If those guys find out we helped the cops when we could have helped them, we'll be in danger. My family, as well.
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No. 615836 ID: d90668

Ask him whats the deal with Itcher and Jess. Should be a simple question he can answer while you sign back.

In sign language ask if he wants protection for his family. Tell him that the situation has already begun to spiral out of hand and they will most likely be after him soon anyways. Mention that you picked up one of the big players and anyone with any info will be a target to silence now.
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No. 615838 ID: 5f402f

Handy that you bothered to learn sign language. Not sure if you can reply in kind, but it would make raising sensitive topics (like protection) possible.

Well, we're going to have to 'discover' our tail at some point after this, so we can deal with them.

Big problem is we can't put his family in the line of fire, and you're not geared up to deal with things if your tail attacks this house. We can't immediately put them in protective custody, either, without tipping our hand.

Which means our immediate objective is to learn what we can and leave safely, then figure out how to get the innocents to safety.

...be real handy if our CAI could hack the bugs or something.

>Hickory and Ressi did some routes with him, I heard. I can't vouch for their knowledge, though.
I understand. Nothing else?
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No. 615844 ID: 602cd8
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615844

>Be real handy if our CAI could hack the bugs or something.
I have lots of resources I can call in, but CAI activity that requires operation beyond its physical base requires high authorization. Most of its activity is looking at information spoonfed to it after being scrubbed by normal algorithms. The reason for this is that if it goes outside of its base, it is subject to contact with other CAIs. In this case, the Grinch's CAI. It is extremely likely they would both destroy each other simultaneously, less likely that one would successfully and safely eliminate the other. We have a backup in the worst case, of course, but we are going to attempt to go through this case without needing the CAIs to make contact.

The good news is that since we are on such high alert, the enemy CAI is less likely to present itself in the open from now on for the exact same reason, similar to the mutually assured destruction that prevents countries from nuking other countries out of fear of being nuked themselves.

"Alright. Just tell me about Itcher then, specifically his partnership with Jess."
>"Haa, that's a lot of speculation. Some say Jessica just invited herself in after her case was fulfilled, and Itcher didn't have the heart to kick her out. Some say she sleeps with the guy to pay rent. Not many say that, since Itcher did make a habit of punching the people that said that. Others say they're lovers. I'm not gonna say they are, but Itcher didn't punch as many people for saying that as he did about the ass rent, and I'd sure have trouble believing that a girl like that hangs around so close to a guy like that, without anything going on. But I guess it's also possible their relationship is perfectly professional. Itcher always was a bit of a slouch, and he could use someone to pick up after him."

I return the sign language.
Things regarding Itcher have been sliding downhill. We can offer protection until you no longer need it.
>I'm sorry, I don't know the mitten-dialect of sign language. Let me get you a pen and paper.


I write the same thing, convoluting our communications.

>That would be appreciated. My wife won't like this at all, and I'm hoping we can have house protection rather than be put in protective custody.

>"Coffee's almost done!" I hear Jules' wife call out.

We may not be able to stay long. Putting any protection on them immediately may tip our hand, but at the same time, as soon as we leave here, the danger to this household is going to skyrocket. I will at least arrange for protection of either kind in advance, and wait for my word until I make a decision.
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No. 615845 ID: 602cd8
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615845

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No. 615846 ID: b00646

Something's up, you've been made, prepare for an attack
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No. 615849 ID: d90668

Woops you got company incoming. Try to keep the conversation going so that anyone listening in does not realize you know they are coming yet. But show your lack of signal to Jules and get to the kitchen to show Rokoa.

Odds are you have at least 3 incoming shortly so get the civilians somewhere reinforced if possible and get ready for a fight.
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No. 615854 ID: bdfc23

>>615845
Check your email, prepare for attack, that email message may be important.
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No. 615855 ID: 81960a

Would it be possible to fetch some of the car's contents before they're here?
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No. 615859 ID: 8f01e8

Tell Rokoa to go get something from the car. Don't specify out loud exactly what. Empathically project the feeling of being surrounded by dangerous things just out of sight, mixed with greed.

>>615770
>We won't necessarily have to wear those wherever we go. Of course, if we do get in a shootout again, they won't do much good in a car, but for simply asking around, we shouldn't need them.

Asking around is all you've done so far, and people started shooting anyway! Next interview, just wear the stuff openly from the outset.
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No. 615860 ID: 81960a

>>615859
Tell her to fetch the biscuits she brought "because you aren't gonna dig up her backpack to find them." (while showing her the phone) She'll get the message and fetch the whole backpack.
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No. 615872 ID: bb78f2

How many times are you going to get in a fight today over fucking Christmas presents?
Christ man, even after that last fight I still considered these guy's mostly cat burglars. UI wish we were dealing with cat burglars. The original Grinch was a cat burglar.
Is there a wired phone ANYWHERE nearby? I imagine with the constant threat of cyberwarfare, landlines are commonly available.
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No. 615878 ID: 742b4a

>>615845
Just silently walk out and get to the car, get your gear.
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No. 615882 ID: ea0ad9

Well, given the car following you, they likely have the household on jammer now. Don't attempt to force anything through, as they'll probably catch it, and learn what your message is. There aren't really efficient tips you can give out without announcing your real intention, and if they're paranoid enough to jam your gear, they'll be paranoid enough to suspect your messages to have a secret meaning, anyways.

Thank Jules for his help, outloud, and as well for inviting you in (or, at least, his wife did) for a recreational visit, and write that you might need to make true on that protection sooner than you thought.
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No. 615895 ID: 5f402f

Great, someone is jamming the signal, again. Unless there's just really shitty cell coverage, here.

Immediate priority: we do not want to be attacked in this home. It'll be very hard to keep the civilians safe. ...although we can't afford to run, either, as they could be silenced as soon as we're away from them.

Our best bet is to assume the jamming is preventative- they're taking the risk you might notice you're being jammed because they want to be certain you can't call it in if he tells you something. They're not risking you being faster on the dial than they can throw the switch. If that's true, we'll be able to tell because the jamming will switch off after you leave the house without having heard any evidence.

If the jamming doesn't turn out, that means they've decided to kill you, of course.
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No. 615947 ID: 602cd8
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615947

>Check your email
Katzati sent a message saying that Rokann and Marra got in a fight. They're fine, but warns us to be careful. They'll send a single police car for us just in case. That was 4 minutes ago.

"I'd like to continue talking, but let me get that coffee, first."
>"Sure thing."

I show him my cell phone with no signal, while I write down that I should try to get protection here ASAP. He squints his eyes.

Rokoa senses my alarm, at least, at comes around the corner.

>"What's up?"
"Get the biscuits we left in the car." I say. She picks up that I mean grab the firepower.
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No. 615948 ID: 602cd8
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615948

>"Hey, dear?" Jules asks to his wife, who followed Rokoa to us. "Just leave the coffee on the counter for them, they have to talk something over for just a moment. Could you follow me for a moment?"
>"Uhm, sure, what's going on?"
>"They're asking for some documents that I may want help finding."
>"Oh, sure."

Jules turns to me while they leave, frantically gesturing.

>I put panic room. 10 minutes before my kids. Wait 30 second, landline kitchen.
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No. 615949 ID: 602cd8
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615949

I hear Jules' wife cry out some alarm, and take that as my cue to pick up the phone. I barely even bother. Unsurprisingly, the phone line is dead. These guys are working fast.

Rokoa is returning from the car, with all the gear she could carry.
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No. 615950 ID: bdfc23

>>615949
Get down, something is in those bushes, or at least move very quickly away from the window.
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No. 615951 ID: 5f402f

Right, looks like you're in for another fight.

Drop the phone, draw your service weapon, and deploy the helmet on your bioarmor. Then we need to glance quick to see if they made it to the panic room, of if someone's already inside.

If the apparent is clear, we want to get line of sight on Rokoa, so we can cover her approach.

Objective is probably to hold out for backup while protecting the witness and civies.
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No. 615954 ID: d90668

Drop the phone and get away from any windows. Then double check to make sure all of the family got inside the panic room if you can.

Then look over the layout of the house and watch any entrances.
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No. 615967 ID: 602cd8
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615967

Rokoa returns quickly. Thankfully, we didn't park far, and they may not have been able to react in time to seeing Rokoa carry in more than a snack.

>Deploy the helmet on your bioarmor.
I got a partial bio armor that does not cover the head or hands. Perhaps I should have, however, given that Rokoa seems to have been able to stuff her bioarmor head part under her uniform without looking like she shoved some laundry down her neck.

I back out of the kitchen to get out of the way of any windows.

"Jules. You didn't get in the panic room."
>"I don't consider myself a civilian."
"Legally, you are."
>"... okay, the honest answer is that I would rather be in a firefight than deal with my angry wife right now."
"You weren't clear about your kids."
>"They come home in about 10 minutes from their after school activities."
"We have backup coming. Only one car was confirmed, but that was when I had reception. Since we're off the grid, we may have the cavalry show soon. Regardless, we're going to prepare for the worst case. Your phone is dead, and you have activity in your backyard."

Rokoa is getting her raid gear together, and I may want to do the same. Jules walks to a tv and turns it on, and starts skimming his security feeds.

>"Two mikliks in the rosebushes. The car I mentioned with 3 people is moving down the street towards us. By the way, my glass here is bulletproof, as are the walls. This isn't a regular house. I can kill the mikliks, if you give me the authority."
"Do you have a layout of the house?"
>"Yes. I've locked every door. Charges can blow them open if they go that extreme, but there's no way they can open the door, or make any entrance, without creating a lot of noise. There's a door in the back of the kitchen to the backyard, the garage, and the front door.
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No. 615968 ID: 742b4a

>>615967
Put your kit on.

Say that you'd like to capture one of them, preferably whoever seems to be in charge. But for now, yeah, just shoot whoever is shooting at us. Once there's only one left, or when backup arrives, tell them to surrender so we can maybe get one alive.
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No. 615971 ID: 5f402f

>They come home in about 10 minutes from their after school activities
Hopefully they're smart enough not to get any closer if they hear gunshots. Or the school bus will be rerouted before they can get close.

>I can kill the mikliks, if you give me the authority
Consider yourself deputized. Use of force is authorized. The people looking for Itcher have already opened fire on law enforcement once, today.
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No. 615973 ID: d90668

Remember that they can hear what you are saying right now. If you want to pull any tricks you had better do it now.

For instance you could tell him out loud that you are not about to involve a civilian and that he should escape with his family. Maybe show him a note saying to make up a story about a escape tunnel or something. Something that could divide there forces if they are listening in.

Otherwise deputize him and try to keep a few alive for interrogation later.
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No. 615974 ID: bb78f2

>>615967
Jules, honestly, I think one of us and you should head out to get your kids. I don't think they'll be safe wherever they are for long. Especially since, you know, they're listening. Not that they wouldn't know anyway. If we had communications, I'd just ask for increased police presence at the schools.
The other neumono should stay here to protect your wife.
I don't know Jules, they're your kids. We're at your disposal. We can stay and fight here, or we can do what I just suggested. He may also choose which neumono would go with them to fetch the kids. I'd suggest Rokoa stay, but who knows she may be great with kids.
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No. 615975 ID: 5f402f

If Jules knows where those bugs are, now would be a good time to kill them.
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No. 615982 ID: 602cd8
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615982

I start to write, but Jules shakes his head.
"I've got my own jammer that is blocking their bugs. We can talk."
"We don't want to introduce the kids to them. Can we intercept?"
>"That's too risky. If any of us leave the house, they'll most likely shoot us out in the open. They're still a ways away, and far safer than us, at least for a little while. If this drags out though, I'll ask one of you to make sure they stay safe."
"Alright. You're deputized, but we'd like to have one for questioning.
>"Understood."

I put my kit on as swiftly as my training permits during this. I'm only halfway through when it sounds like a war in the front yard breaks out.

>"They're trying to gun us through the house." says Jules. He's nervous, as anyone who could die from a single bullet wound would be, but he seems to have faith in his security systems. "A miklik's looking like he's about to run up to the back door with an item in hand. The windows are one way visibility." he says, which was true. I couldn't see the inside of the house from the outside.
"If you can disable him, do it."

Jules picks up what looks like a video game controller, and the tv shows a visual of what looks to be a drone's camera flying out of the roof top.

"Goddamn, you sure prepared for this shit."
>"Yes. I am. I'm dropping a gas grenade that should work on mikliks. There, that shou-"

We can't hear a gunshot given the continous machine gun fire from outside of the house, but it's clear the drone was shot down. Jules flips on the security camera.

>"The miklik close to the door is knocked out, yeah. The other miklik... is gone. I don't have a visual on him, and I don't have any blind spots."

Rokoa and I are fully outfitted, now.
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No. 615983 ID: 742b4a

>>615982
No blind spots, even on the roof? Meh, could be a stealth suit or something anyway. Regardless the house should still be secure. Ask if he's got any spots that can open to shoot out of, and we'll shoot out of them.

...hmm, I wonder if you can open the door to gun down anyone near the front of the house, then grab the unconscious miklik to secure them.
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No. 615986 ID: d90668

Does no blind spots include someone stuck to walls or ceilings? That or a stealth suit of some sort.

The longer you let them shoot at the house the longer they have to get better weaponry. I would take the fight to them.

Just make sure that Jules stays somewhere defensible. Do not want some miklik ninja sneaking in while you are fighting outside and offing him.
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No. 615987 ID: c7afcd

Make sure to drink your coffee before it gets cold
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No. 615988 ID: ea0ad9

Wouldn't surprise me if a Miklik had some sort of natural camouflage, but given how serious these people seem to be about taking you down, it's could very well be a stealth suit.
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No. 615989 ID: 602cd8
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615989

>Drink your coffee before it gets cold
It still had steam coming out of it. I have time.

"No blind spots, including the roof, walls or ceilings?"
>"Everywhere. My security system costed a fortune."
"Do you have any spots we can shoot out of?"
>"Yes, the second floor. I can show you."
"Rokoa, take your machine gun and fire back on the car outside. I'm going to grab the unconscious miklik."

I go outside where the unconscious miklik was. I'm nervous about walking out in the open with the possibility that the other miklik simply has invisible technology, but I get a visual on the unconcious miklik. He was shot, and presumably killed.
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No. 615990 ID: 742b4a

>>615989
Keep an eye on him. Also, a gun trained on him. Could be faking it- and he probably is, considering the drone didn't shoot back as far as we know and I doubt there was any crossfire on an airborne target. Unless your backup is here? I don't think it is. Drag the knocked out miklik in.
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No. 615993 ID: ea0ad9

>>615990
The Grinch might have had his men kill the failure, as well.
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No. 615994 ID: 602cd8
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615994

I keep a gun trained on him while watching my surroundings as best as I can as I go drag him in. If he's playing dead, he's doing a good job. There's no pulse, he's limp when I pinch him, and that doesn't look like fake blood to me.

I hear Rokoa's gunfire echo through the house, shortly followed by the sound of squealing tires and Rokoa stomping down the stairs.
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No. 615995 ID: d90668

Get to tying the unconscious one up while Rokoa gives you the news.
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No. 616002 ID: 742b4a

>>615994
Oh wait, the knocked out miklik was killed, and the OTHER miklik is missing?

...squealing tires? Someone's gonna ram the house. Shut that door pronto and get behind cover in the direction of the tires.
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No. 616023 ID: 602cd8
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616023

>Oh wait, the knocked out miklik was killed, and the OTHER miklik is missing?
Correct.

I use a ziptie on this miklik's hands while I drag him further into the house, shutting the back door.

"Jules, this miklik may not be dead."
>"... may not be?"
"Yes, I think the other miklik shot him so we couldn't question him, and ran. Please tie him up the rest of the way."
>"Got it."
"Rokoa, talk to me!"
"They're fleeing! If the mikliks are out of the way, let's catch them!"
>"I can hear sirens." says Jules. "I'll be fine till your backup arrives, just go on!"
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No. 616026 ID: d90668

Tell him to lock his ass somewhere secure in case the missing miklik is hiding somewhere waiting. We do not care how good his security system is if we come back and he is dead or missing we will be very unhappy.

Normally I would say fuck chasing and to stay here and secure the house. But with his security he should be safe if he does not try anything stupid.
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No. 616028 ID: 5f402f

...we could chase them, but I kind of feel that making sure our witness and/or source stays alive is more important that gnabbing this particular batch of mercenaries. The baddies seem to have lots of them.

That said, I have no problem sic-ing Rokoa on them while we provide ranged support. You have a long rifle, and it's not like you could keep up with her in a dead run, anyways.
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No. 616037 ID: 61e31a

Just remember that you are the one who has to tell his cute children that you ran off and did not protect daddy.

So make sure things are secure.
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No. 616058 ID: 742b4a

>>616023
Erm. If he got shot in the head he's dead. You probably look silly tying up a corpse.

Leg it. Try to intercept Jules' children while you're at it. They're in danger too.
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No. 616075 ID: bdfc23

>>616023
check the miklik for explosives, it may have explosives inside of it or something... oh jeez, I'd just leave it outside.
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No. 616143 ID: bb78f2

Miklik's are more fragile than neumono, but more hardy than humans and Pomi's.
Emergency Medical attention might save his life, but he probably won't wake in time for Christmas. I don't know if Miklik's can suffer brain damage.

Still, an attempt should be made to save his life. He could recover from that brain shot. His pulse is likely too weak to feel. If we can't save him, we should be able to identify him if he's in any records.
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No. 616144 ID: bb78f2

>>616143
I meant permanent brain damage from surviving head wounds.
I know they can get suffer actual brain damage. I just don't know if their brain cells can come back if they do survive.
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No. 616176 ID: 81960a

From which direction will the children come?
Did the car go in that direction, or the opposite?
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No. 616195 ID: 602cd8
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616195

>You probably look silly tying up a corpse.
Most likely, but Miklik biology has astounding variances. Some miklik organs, brain included, are moved around. For all I know, his liver could have been shot.

>It's not like you could keep up with her in a dead run, anyways.
I'm assuming Rokoa plans on taking our vehicle, not run after a car on foot.

"No, Rokoa, stay here. I'd like to catch them, but if shit happens here in the next 60 seconds, I'm not going to be the one to tell Jules' kids that we ran out in a rush and didn't protect their dead father. And there's no telling that the other miklik didn't just hop the fence."

I think I hit a nerve. Rokoa comes close to picking me up by the everything and running out to the car with me.

"If you want to do anything, find his kids and make sure they're safe."
".... you're the boss." She coughs out the words, but she's in agreeance, somehow. "Yeah, I'm taking the car to find the kids. The bad guys are already a few blocks down by now, anyway."
"Jules, please explain to Rokoa where your kids approach from and what they look like. I just got a paranoid thought. I'm going to leave the miklik corpse outside. Jules, either stay indoors or go with Rokoa."
>"I'll go."
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No. 616196 ID: 602cd8
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616196

Rokoa speeds off in one direction, and a couple of cop cars speed up to us from the other.

>"Hey, UDA! What's going on?" they ask, as I go back out to the front yard.

I give my report, asking them to secure the grounds. The jammer field also is lifted, an ambulance is summoned to attempt to resuscitate the Miklik, and Rokoa and Jules returns with the kids intact. They look surprisingly calm, all things considered. Realizing that I never got a visual on the car, I ask Jules to supply that information, adding the notion that the jammer may be inside of the car itself.

The miklik is confirmed unconscious and in a technically living state, but it's uncertain if he will last the hour, let alone wake up in time for christmas. We didn't apprehend any of the other criminals in question, but we did get a lead that Lamarra definitely knows where Itcher is. Ultimately, this situation had much more room to go worse, than room to go better. Jules seems to be suspiciously well experienced in house ambushes.

I also finally get the coffee. It's good. It would have been better if it was still hot.
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No. 616199 ID: bdfc23

>>616196
Get another cup of coffee, you earned it. Those kids are probably traumatized having to ride with Rokoa behind the wheel... I guess get a move on to the casino and find Lamarra.
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No. 616218 ID: b308c0

Chat with the mister and missus, make sure they're doing okay. Make some casual talk.

"This happen often?"
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No. 616219 ID: d90668

This went great honestly. You got some solid intel and helped protect someones family. I do not think anyone you could have caught would have given you a ton more.

Now that you can talk freely with Jules find out more about there old gang and whats going on if you can. Then we need to work on tracking down Lamarra.

Now remember if Lamarra does know where Itcher is he is in more danger than Jules was. The Grinch wants to tie up any loose ends so will be leaning on him pretty heavily shortly.
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No. 616237 ID: dd4ed3

Oh man, the kids are adorable.

>Jules seems to be suspiciously well experienced in house ambushes.
Hazard of working for the mob, I guess.

>what do
Find out if there's anything we should know about or be prepared for when going to see Lamarra. Before heading out. Arrange protection and make sure local PD has this in hand.

...be sure to call this in, and tell HQ what you learned. And discretely confirm that the cops who showed up were the ones deployed. Probably paranoid, but I want to be sure they aren't just baddies in stolen uniforms.
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No. 616242 ID: ea0ad9

>They look surprisingly calm, all things considered.
Three-fin (Four spike) does, but the two-fin (three spike) has dialated pupils. Wasn't that a sign of Pomi getting nervous?
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No. 616258 ID: 602cd8
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616258

>Two-fin (three spike) has dialated pupils. Wasn't that a sign of Pomi getting nervous?
A Pomi's nervous lock up dialation generally leaves almost no whites of the eye visible, and they generally freeze up. This kid just has wide eyes.

I make sure that the PD has this in hand and will have heavy coverage of protection for this house. I'd say the kids can just stay home and relax for Christmas, but I don't think many Pomi celebrate it. Probably not this one, given the lack of ornamentation on the property. I also have the PD sent my report to HQ if it hasn't already, but since Lucera and Katzati have situated themselves inside of the PD HQ and are working closely with the case, working with my guys and the police are one and the same right now.

Jules' wife was also brought out of the panic room. She sounded flustered and rather angry from a distance, but by the time she comes to me, she's calmed down once again.

>"Ah, you two! I was told everything. Jules' might run with the wrong crowd, but he is the best husband! Please do not think badly of him!"
"I don't. He took your home defense extremely seriously. This situation could have been far more difficult, but he did more work than us. The government will pay for all damages to your house, if your insurance does not." The police might have some misgivings about protection on a mob employee, but thankfully Rokoa got some respect for Jules, and that'll be enough. "Does this happen often?"
>"No, this is first! Thank you for being here, anyway! Please, let me refill your coffee. Ah, no, I will refill your coffee and make dinner for all of us. Please, stay for awhile!"

Rokoa and I are capable of going to Lamarra, and we may want to confront him as soon as we can. Rokann and Marra are still trying to hound Malsen. On the other hand, we do need to eat at some point.
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No. 616260 ID: 81960a

Ask if she can make some food to-go. Underline that time is a precious resource, and could mean life or death for Itcher and Jess.
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No. 616271 ID: dd4ed3

>stay for dinner
Tell her you appreciate the offer, but you have leads to follow up on, and you'd prefer to get there ahead of the bad guys.
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No. 616314 ID: 602cd8
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616314

"I appreciate the offer. If you have something that can be taken immediately to go then I will accept, but we must be going."
>"Ah... yes, it's only leftovers, but I won't keep you." says Jules' wife, of which I realize it is too late, and now awkward to ask for her name.

Rokoa and I pack up our gear and food, and get in the car.

"Let us keep our riot gear on, this time. I don't care if we make a scene walking through the casino." she says, like it's an order. "Also quit feeling so grumpy. You can sit up front, you just need the booster seat."
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No. 616315 ID: dd4ed3

>You can sit up front, you just need the booster seat.
I'd prefer to pretend I have a chauffeur than that I am a child.

>go in full gear
*sigh* I would have to agree. With the way our opposition is escalating, I would not be surprised if they tried to silence Lamarra as well.

Keep your eye out for another tail.
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No. 616329 ID: d90668

Oh just sit up front on a box already. Just because you are small does not make you any less awesome.

Also I would have at least Rokoa in full gear. This situation is nasty enough to warrant it. If anyone gives you crap it probably means you need to shoot them.
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No. 616335 ID: 602cd8
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616335

>Oh just sit up front on a box already.
That is a safety hazard, and the reason why I am not up there already.

I take a look behind me, checking to make sure there's no similar car following me too far. I don't believe we're being tailed. They may have the amount of personnel available to tail us, but they can rightfully assume that we are on guard after that.

"I'll pretend you're my chauffeur."
"That's basically what this is."
"Anyways, I'm inclined to agree. Keep our faces visible, but our helmets close, at least while walking through the public areas. Put Katzati on the car phone... thanks. Katzati, give us blueprints to the casino layout. I'm thinking about a route directly to Lamarra's office that keeps us away from public view."
>"Certainly... yes, there's a backdoor you can take through the western alley." she continues giving directions through the place. "Should I alert the staff to your incoming presence?"
"No, at least, not yet. I'll keep my badge on hand."
>"Understood."
"How are Rokann and Marra doing?"
>"They've found out that Malsen has ties to another mafia group that... has absolutely nothing to do with the grinch, but it's a good lead. They're still working on their report, so we'll be sending others if you need backup. Oh, Polo... please don't let Lucera see you eating with your issued gloves."
"Tell him that's why field agents don't treat office jockeys seriously."

There are some options for how we're going to do this operation. Rokoa and I can do this normally by going through the front door and asking for Lamarra, or I can arrive at the casino and arrange a call to the security to let us through all the way to Lamarra's office without intervention.
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No. 616336 ID: 3c2443

Only now do I realize exactly what this is.

Polo and Rokoa: Together, Fighting Crime, in a Christmas special.

Why it took several days to sink in, I have no idea.
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No. 616339 ID: dd4ed3

I'd show up at the back door, and then have your people call you in. We want to try and reduce the chance we're seen entering this place, but at the same time, we don't want to give them any advance warning in case Lamarra would rather scram than meet with us.
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No. 616345 ID: 687279

>>616335
Take the side entrance. No reason to alarm the customers.
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No. 616347 ID: d90668

Go in the back way to avoid alarming anyone. Your badge will get you through a bunch but have Katzati ready to call security as soon as you get to the door.
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No. 616363 ID: 602cd8
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616363

"... yeah. Call us in when we're there. Give me a feed."

We park the car in the alleyway without trouble. There's an empathic jammer here, of course. Casinos are perfect mafia store fronts for neumono. They can hide their underhanded deals behind a jammer with the justification that neumono have a tough time playing poker without it.

Katzati has someone call in, and my helmet pops up with the stream.

>"Casino Ace security, this is Agent Nuluno rozu Sandsearcher of the UDA. We would like to ask you a favor."
>"What's that?" someone on the line asks.
>"In a couple of moments, one UDA agent and a police officer are going to enter through your western back door. We ask that you not intervene or alert any of your staff, and grant us access to your surveillance. Treat them as though they are supposed to be there, because they are."
>"We'd like to know the purpose of their entry."
>"We have questions for an individual who may be in danger. Enough danger that we want our presence there to be suppressed. We will give you the post-operation documents to supply to your employers, guaranteeing there will be no reprimands for your actions. Failure to comply, however, will result in legal reprimands."
>"How do we know this isn't some false call?"
>"You may send a security officer to the backdoor to check the badges of the agent and officer that will come in."
>"... and just how can you promise there's not going to be any reprimands, hm?"
>"Because your rights will be legally upheld, and this casino is ran by upstanding entrepreneurs that follow the law, is that not correct?"
>".... egtch, we get the picture. Send them in."
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No. 616364 ID: 602cd8
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616364

>His office may be monitored, if it isn't already by security.
"Katzati. If we have access to their surveillance, hijack it and make Rokoa and I invisible.""
>"Understood."

It works like a charm, and we enter the side door. No one who sees us wants to stop two fully armed individuals making their way to the elevator. We reach Lamarra's office.

>"... shit, what is this? How'd you two get in?" Lamarra says. His hands drop fast to hit security. I still have feed on the security room, and can confirm that they're letting Lamarra's summons go ignored."
"Your security knows when to stay put, big shot. Don't get your boxers tangled. My little buddy's got some questions, and as long as you answer them, I'm just gonna be ornamentation."
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No. 616367 ID: 687279

>>616364
Tell him you know he knows where Itcher is, and you need Itcher's help. So just come out with it.
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No. 616370 ID: dd4ed3

Helmet off, for talking.

I apologize for the surprise visit, as it were. However, I understand you can tell us where Itcher is. And that it's probably in your best interest not to have been seen talking to the police about this, considering who else is looking for him. So maybe you'll excuse our taking pains to remain unannounced.

If we need more pressure, ask him if he's aware of what happened at Jules' home today. (Hearing some else who knew was almost silenced, and they're may come for him next or gunning for Itcher might get a response).
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No. 616373 ID: b308c0

His office may be monitored, if it isn't already by security. He may be friends with Itcher, but the security staff may not.

Introduce yourself as Agent Polo of the UDA and that you're here because Itcher has gotten himself into trouble with unsavoury characters, and by extension he has too. Tell him to ignore the gear it's simply for his protection, and then approach his desk. Try to communicate with pen and paper and avoid any information being displayed to any security cameras.
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No. 616375 ID: 602cd8
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616375

>His office may be monitored, if it isn't already by security.
This suggestion has been retroactively applied to the previous panel.

My helmet scans for any unidentified surveillance, but it does not find any outside of the registered security cameras. Unfortunately, Lamarra and then Rokoa already spoiled our presence if there are any audio bugs I can't detect.

"Sorry, Lamarra. I am Agent Polo of the UDA. We know that you know where Itcher is. I apologize for showing up unannounced, but in recent history, it would be agreeable that it's in your interest that you aren't seen with police asking the questions we're asking. Our gear is for your protection moreso than our own."
>"Well you came here wasting everyone's time. You know wrong. We cut contact after we left."
"Give me your hand. I want to hear that from your empathy."
>"Fine. We cut contact with each other. I don't know where he is. Probably dead, and if he was half as competent as I remember him, he had the gentlemanly decency to not bring that uppity girl from the white tops with him."

He doesn't seem to be lying.

"When did you cut contact?"
>"Right when our mutual boss turned out to be up to no good."

Again, not lying. Wait. Something bugged me.

"What about the last week?"
>"Are you a dumbass? Our boss was taken out of the picture years ago. Years ago includes last week."
"You haven't spoken him since last week?"
>"... what, is this a witness bench, are you fishing for some answer? No, I have not spoken to Itcher or his girl in the last week. Don't look at me like that."

His empathy is jittering as he writes.
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No. 616377 ID: d90668

So are you talking about another mutual boss then? Maybe one that hired you both more recently?

Start asking him specific questions about the blip you noticed in his empathy involving last week.

As for fishing for answers I would not have to if you would just come clean and help us. Would get us out of your office quicker.
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No. 616381 ID: bb78f2

Is he writing the truth as he lies to you?
Can that TRICK neumono? Is that a way to lie?
I just realized that we didn't consider Jule's lying to us. And he was way too prepared. There wasn't much of a fight. A panic to make us focus on the miklik and get distracted, and then trust Jules as he demonstrates himself as a competent defender. He worked with them to get you off the trail! Maybe. I don't know, we don't have real evidence and if he's legit then we kinda pissed off a guy we respect.

FUCK.
We know something's up with Lamarra with the empathy triggering, but I think we trusted Jule's a little too much. I mean, Lamarra HAS to know we know he's jittering, because he can sense us sense him jitter, right? So, is he really hiding anything?

Wait, Polo, X-Ray him.
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No. 616382 ID: dd4ed3

Not sure if he's trying to hide something, or if the Grinch's minions have already been through and tried to do a neat cover up with the predator. Either way, I think we have to prod him to keep going.

>No, I have not spoken to Itcher or his girl in the last week. Don't look at me like that.
You've had contact through an intermediary, or indirectly, through writing? No speaking or seeing.

I'll stop looking at you like that when your empathy stops dancing around like you're trying to lie with a technicality.

Jules told me you knew. People don't tend to lie when the lives of their family are on the line. If you really don't know, why does he think you do?
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No. 616383 ID: dd4ed3

>I just realized that we didn't consider Jule's lying to us.
We do have cops sitting on his house for protection. If he did lie, it's not like he's going anywhere.
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No. 616437 ID: 8f01e8

>"Right when our mutual boss turned out to be up to no good."

When was that, exactly? How many days ago?
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No. 616455 ID: 687279

>>616375
He doesn't know where Itcher IS... does he know where Itcher MIGHT BE?

I think he's half-lying to you. He appears to be good at it. Give him to Rokoa.
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No. 616467 ID: e6e219

He could not know where exactly Itcher is. But he could know how to contact him and has a hidden phone number.

He only said he has not "Spoken" to Itcher in the past week. Emails or texts are not speaking and if it was a day out of a week its technically not a lie.
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No. 616497 ID: 0ee153

Call Rokoa forward and tell her to start persuading him if his empathy so much as twitches or he doesn't answer the next question.

"Have you used any form of communication with Itcher, Jessica, someone tangentially related to the two, or someone who knows where they are?"
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No. 616554 ID: 602cd8
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616554

>Is he writing the truth as he lies to you?
It would require not thinking he was doing anything with his free hand, which I can see that he is not. If he had this level of lying capabilities, I believe he would be in a far higher position than middle manager.
His empathy isn't dancing like he's trying to hide the truth through any technicalities or omissions.

"Another boss, or the kingpin of the dark alleys, as he's so affectionately known?"
>"Wasn't known by me. But yeah, that guy."
"So, years ago. One moment, please."

I call Katzati and have her redirect me to Jules.

"Hello, Jules?"
>"Polo?"
"Do you have any confirmation that Lamarra knows where Itcher is?"
>"... he told me so."
"I'd like to put you on speaker and have Lamarra hear that. Go."
>"Lamarra, help them out. Let them know where Itcher is, this goes above any 'codes' about helping police."
>"... I did tell you that, and I don't know why, cause I don't know shit."
"Alright. Let me have a go at him." says Rokoa.

His empathy spiked incorrectly like bad static when Jules said that. He also catches that I catch his empathy flaws, and that does shake him. He is doubting himself, but he honestly does not seem to know where Itcher is.

"Not yet. Lamarra, do you have any idea where Itcher might be?"
>"On the planet. Maybe."
"And repeat for me again, that you have not had any communcation with Itcher or Jessica, whatsoever, in speech, writing, emails, texts, morse code, or any such way?"
>"He may as well not exist, I keep telling you!"

Back to the normal jitters. Under normal circumstances, I may thing a predator was a possibility if I didn't know the context of our case. Knowing the context, however, I believe that the chances of a predator cover up is high.

There's a lot of background checking and authorization that happens whenever I call in the CAI, and I have been scolded for doing it so casually. Calling in that resource is considered a big deal. It's like asking for water, though, compared to bringing up our own trained predator. Three Stripes and his hive is highly classified information that few agents in the UDA even know the existence of. If I were to hand Lamarra over to him, I would need to be certain that there were no other reasonable possibilities, as I will be in bad shape if it turns out Lamarra just had wacky empathy. His memory would be wiped after being examined by Three Stripes, as would Rokoa under the nil chance she was brought along.

Time is of the essence, so I may simply want to bring Lamarra to Three Stripes immediately. Otherwise, the other immediate options are to press him hard, likely with Rokoa, or to examine the slight but ugly possibility that Jules isn't as cooperative as he's seemed.
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No. 616556 ID: 81960a

>>616554
For starters, just tell him someone has likely messed up with his memory. Someone who somehow trained a predator to this kind of end.
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No. 616558 ID: 687279

>>616554
Yeah, either a predator wiped his brain or he has those... implants in him. He's coming with you. Interrogate him a bit in the car to see if he can shake out of it on his own. Otherwise, 3dog gonna fix him.
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No. 616560 ID: 14bb8a

Follow up questions. We know (or can find out) when he talked with Jules. From that, we can ask follow up questions. See what other loose edges there are in him memory. Blank spots, or things that don't match up exactly with security cameras, call records, etc.

Spend enough time that you're confident his memory has been tampered with. Can't risk this being an act- Three Stripes is rare and secret enough to actually have been worth all the trouble the baddies went through today (ie, one big ploy to flush out or eliminate your tame predator).
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No. 616639 ID: d90668

Lets try the simple things first before pulling in a trump card.

First make sure he does not have any active mind control devices on him or in his office.

If they messed with his memory it had to have happened recently. Find out when he had the conversation with Jules saying he knew where Itcher was. Then if he was changed it was probably using a relay and not in person. Check to see when he might have come in contact with one of them.

Then start asking him a list of basic questions involving the conversation he had with Jules about Itcher. Like when it was and what they said. You want to trigger more empathy spikes like the one that happened a moment ago. If they had a conversation that was directly modified or erased it would be in the middle of whatever the predator did to him.

You can also try dredging up memories from another angle. He referred to Jess as that uppity girl from the White tops. See if he can remember anything about her. Maybe if we poke at his memory of Itcher from enough directions we will find a loose thread.

Long story short get more evidence. Before you start thinking he was mind fucked or that Jules is playing us narrow things down before we have to send him off to the UDA "doctor".

And do consider the slight possibility that something like this could be a trick to get at Three Stripes. So do a through check for tracking and recording devices if you do have to send him anywhere. Also shave him in case of nano-tech recording equipment.
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No. 616652 ID: 602cd8
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616652

>X-Ray scan him
My helmet reports him being clean, physically speaking.

"Rokoa, search his office for any unidentified tech or anything regarding Itcher."
I take another 10 minutes asking question after question regarding times, places and contexts for every time he spoke to Jules about Itcher, and every time he might have contacted Itcher. Every time, he either doesn't remember, or doesn't know why he said or acted a certain way. I ask him to tell me about Itcher and Jess. I get some back history on the two. The only empathy spikes are when he tries to think of where they'd be, now. Scrutinizing Jules would be difficult and likely a huge investment of time we don't have. I believe it's time to visit Three Stripes.
"Lamarra. Please come with me."
>"Whoa whoa whoa, not till I know where we're going."
I squeeze his hand. "You don't have a choice, I'm afraid to say."
>"Am I under arrest?"
"You're under containment."

He breaks the grip on my hand and makes a dive for it, but Rokoa was waiting for him to make so much as a twitch.
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No. 616656 ID: 602cd8
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616656

"We're leaving. Rokoa, stuff his ears."
"Just give me a reason to break a bone or two, hat man, and I won't disappoint." she says before shoving some tissues from his office into his ears.

I make a call to Katzati once again. I make it as vague as possible in case there's any surveillance around that hasn't been hijacked.

"Operator. We're leaving. Keep the neutral feed rolling, and prepare a section.... " I have to perform some math in my head to get today's code for it. "73-44 when we get back to HQ."
>"Ah, that's... I have to ask you to color confirm that order."
"Red, blue, blue." The codes do not tell Katzati what is going to happen, but the codes will be received at the UDA base, processed, and then changed. We will receive an orbital pickup when we're at HQ.
>"Okay. Come back to HQ, I put your command through."
"By the way, you said Rokann and Marra were pursuing Malsen. If that's the case, who's going after our other target?"
>"We pulled Rokann and Marra onto the Itcher side since that's been considered more urgent. Lucera is pursuing Pilon himself at the office since up until a little while ago, we didn't have any physical leads on him. However, the last known contact with Pilon was someone who hired Pilon as a model for a themed blog, so that's who Rokann and Marra are going to go to, next."
"What's it about?"
>"Neumono dropping mundane objects with their oven mitt hands."
"That doesn't seem flattering."
>"No, and it's a little embarrassing for everyone how popular it is. Still, Pilon had trouble finding any work until Pelios approached him."
"Alright, thank you."

"Rokoa, escort us back to police HQ, but you won't be coming with us past that. I will return within a couple of hours, so just keep tight." I say, when we get to the outside of the building leading to our car.
"What? Nah, we dragged each other along this far, don't just leave me hanging because of some top secret bullshit. If this sack of shit gets to go, I get to go."
"Just drill Lamarra on our way back, we don't have time to waste." I can still cancel the order without any issue if Rokoa strikes gold, but I doubt it's going to happen.

She puts her hand on my shoulder letting me know that she's damn serious about going, and isn't going to take no for an answer. I could probably bring her along, although she'd get her memory wiped as well. I'll either get a slap on the wrist by higher ups for bringing her along, or have to knock Rokoa down a peg.
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No. 616657 ID: bb78f2

>>616554
Ask Lamarra's permission that he undergo a physical by UDA physicians, including X-RAYS and uhh whatever the neumono equivalent of an MRI is. Their entire body is a brain, so...
Say it'll be completely covered by the agency. Basically, hey, free doctor appointment if you legit don't know where he is or hey we'll help you with your brainwashing because someone might've fucked with your brain or body.
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No. 616658 ID: bdfc23

>>616653
Is there a trusted third party that can take him there and you could stay with rokoa and get hunting for the next target?
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No. 616660 ID: 687279

>>616653
Man, you can't even tell her she'd have to be mind-wiped afterwards. Well, you have an opportunity to get her weird empathy looked at too, so why not? She could be a good bit of research on the side. Tell HQ before you bring her though.
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No. 616669 ID: d90668

If she was serious about being able to resist a Predator Three Stripes might not work on her properly. What happens if they can't remove her memories or it ends up taking forever?

On the other hand it would be a opportunity to test if she can resist him. Would let you know its safe for later.

Just remember that the worst that can happen is he can't erase her memories and your boss ends up liking her and she gets hired and you have to deal with her all the time.
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No. 616670 ID: bb78f2

>>616656
"You and I both answer to our Queens, King in my case. It isn't my call to make, Rokoa. There are some things you don't have clearance for. You're asking me to betray what is my King for your curiosity."
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No. 616696 ID: dd4ed3

>pilon is a fetish hand model
Oh my god.

>she's insistent about coming along
Dead flatpan serious:

I'll bring you if you insist, but I can promise you you're not going to enjoy the memory of butting in on top secret stuff.

She'll tell you're 100% serious. Her call on whether to heed the warning.

Honestly, the slap on the wrist will be worth seeing her get mind-wiped, or her confusion afterwards. (If your superiors complain: I needed someone to carry the prisoner, and I didn't have the time to argue her our of coming).

...also, on the small chance that hint of paranoia was right and this was one contrived exercise of getting you to expose your one of a kind pet predator? She might be useful to have if something goes down. Everything else has been a fight today, anyways.
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No. 616698 ID: dd4ed3

>>616670
Technically, Az is an Ultraking in Polo's Ultrahive, not her King. Sealock's got a Queen. Kind of lessons the impact of that kind of speech.
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No. 616710 ID: 602cd8
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616710

>Is there a trusted third party that can take him there
With only a small number of agents that have access to Three Stripes, the pickings are slim. In fact, it is only by my silence that I personally have authority for this, all of the other agents will have far more serious matters than acting as a mid-boss escort.

Rokoa might honestly believe she can resist a predator, but I have doubts. If she could, then having that tested may be a good thing, as having a partner that can act as a meatshield and resist a predator will remove my doubts about having a partner that is... her.

>Just remember that the worst that can happen is he can't erase her memories and your boss ends up liking her and she gets hired and you have to deal with her all the time.
That is rather bad, but only for personal reasons. I can look past those.

>You're asking me to betray what is my King for your curiosity.
This would have been a good idea to implement, but now, with questionable judgement...

"... alright, Rokoa. I'll bring you along if you insist, but I can almost guarantee you you're not going to find it pleasant." That, of course, is taken as a challenge, and removes any chance of peacefully denying her access. I text Katzati to pass along the word I'll be bringing Rokoa. I doubt anyone will object, although it will be my neck on the line if it ends up going badly. "Lamarra." I say as Rokoa uncovers his ears. "You may not have a choice in coming with us, but you do have a choice in having a full physical. It will be paid for, and can be seen as a free doctor's appointment. We want to make sure you're... clean." I didn't exactly mean to put in that ominous, cryptic pause there, but there it is.
>"... well what the hell. As long as I get to vet the doc, I may as well."
"Good. Rokoa won't be interrogating you, as it turns out."

I forgot that I cannot drive this vehicle. Nonetheless, Rokoa is always... a presence. I am not sure if I like how the traffic surrounding us always keeps their distance.
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No. 616711 ID: 602cd8
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616711

We get to HQ. Rokoa is pleased that she gets to come along. Not so much because her curiosity is filled, so much that she's pleased that I trust her enough to bring her along. Our dropship picks us up on the rooftop, and lifts off to go into an orbital station.
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No. 616712 ID: 602cd8
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616712

Rokoa, Lamarra and I get examined closely to make sure we aren't bugged, smuggling in any foreign goods, and other such protocols. Our gear is confiscated as well, unsurprisingly. Only select parts of the station are unjammed, such as, of course, the predator zone.

Eventually, we're escorted by armed guards to the predator doors. Rokoa and Lamarra are blindfolded.

>"... okay, I'm a little nervous, and don't like being kept in the dark. What's all this about?" Lamarra asks, both he and Rokoa have not been told.

The predator's caretaker, Luka, starts giving the speech.
>"Okay, you three! Well, you two, the agent is clear, but... you two, I'm going to keep this short, because you're not actually gonna remember this! Sorry. Uh, Rokoa, you're just going to be disallowed from entering the dropship, and Polo's gonna be given a list of answers and details to deal with you. Lamarra, you're scheduled for a physical, and... that's what you'll remember. Why is Rokoa here, anyway? Okay, so, I'm going to open these doors. Don't freak out! Queen's not gonna like anyone getting up to her neck level..."
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No. 616713 ID: 602cd8
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616713

The doors open, and the jammer field goes down, revealing about 8 neumono.

>".. oh... we usually tell him in advance and he kind of likes to stare at the door when it opens to introduce himself. It's... it actually still spooks me out. And I'm the caretaker! Three Stripes! Three Stripes, come out! WAIT NO I forgot to mention you're a predator! You two there's a predator co-"
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No. 616714 ID: 602cd8
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616714

HELLO THREE STRIPES IS FRIEND

So thinks Three Stripes at us after leaping into view with an astounding lack of social tact considering it's job.

>"SHIT!!" Lamarra screams, and Rokoa's heart rate quickens. At least, it quickens about as much as Luka's from having completely flubbed her opening speech. She is not a professional, but Three Stripes likes her and threw a tantrum when she was taken off the job. The guards contain Lamarra.

nonono don't panic three stripes is best predator polo hello person with bad attitude hello scary neumono with big ears hello

I didn't know we had a predator.
"And you still won't know that after this is done. Luka, please explain what Three Stripes' job is. Rokoa, you're going to try to resist the predator while he studies you. If you actually pull it off, you get to pay."
"What, this isn't paid for by you guys?"
"Three Stripes doesn't want ears from people that aren't present in person. I'm going to go to the lobby. Luka, take over. Three Stripes, I will visit you after you do your work."
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No. 616715 ID: 602cd8
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616715

6:53 PM.


Lamarra's memories are surfaced. As expected, a predator cannot fully remove memories without significant time. This does tell me, though, that Three Stripes' existence is a secret is unknown to the Grinch, as they likely would have done a more thorough job with Lamarra if they knew we could pull it out of him this easily. This is reassuring, as it's even more unlikely now that this was all an elaborate ploy to get at Three Stripes.

Luka gives me the report on Lamarra. It has some superfluous information about the procedure, but we found out the location of Itcher. A small town far north, well out of the public eye. Apparently, one of Jessica's old buddies let her and Itcher crash at his place.

"Is Rokoa still in there?"
>"Weeeeeeeeelllll... " Luka starts, immediately making that... face. "There's kind of a problem. Rokoa is resisting."
"That was expected from the start. Success, though, was not. She's actually able to, then?"
>"Well... yes. Maybe. It's borderline. Rokoa can basically resist, yes, but Three Stripes says he thinks he could force it, it's just that it may cause, uh, some permanent harm. So he doesn't want to, even though Rokoa is telling him to give it his all. So, uh... since the whole idea of the test was to see how impervious she was to an enemy predator, well, she might not actually be, at least not to prolonged exposure. I mean, that does of course depend on how strong an enemy predator is. But further Three Stripes tests are, well, Three Stripes might have a good reason for not wanting to break her mind in. We also don't really want to force the issue, ourselves. Three Stripes is actually a little bit scared of Rokoa, and that's not really, uh, running well with the Three Stripes Hive."

That's inconvenient. A complete failure or complete success would have been fine, but this halfway mark is troublesome.
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No. 616717 ID: dd4ed3

>This is reassuring, as it's even more unlikely now that this was all an elaborate ploy to get at Three Stripes.
Although it's less assuring in that we're back to not having a good motive for the Grinch to have spent the ludicrous resources and prep time we've seen so far on large scale parcel theft. It doesn't make sense without a bigger reason.

>Rokoa's inconvenient resistance
So she can probably hold out against an enemy predator for a short while, after which point she'll both be controlled and suffer permanent brain damage. Worst of both worlds!

Assent that as much as she annoys you, it's probably not right to break her brain for scientific curiosity.

Annoying from a security point of view, too. She now either has to be trusted with a top level secret, or we have to order her to stop resisting and let him edit her memory safely. (Which... she's almost certainly not going to do. Too much pride at a challenge).
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No. 616719 ID: 687279

>>616715
Well, you know she's better at it than most. That's pretty good on its own. Ask if there's like, a reason for her weird empathy.

What kind of "damage" is three stripes talking about, anyway? Can't he fix empathic illness?
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No. 616720 ID: b308c0

How bothersome. She's going to learn of your silence or partial silence if she connects the dots and you haven't already gone silent in front of her too.

Are you even allowed to let civilians leave with these top level secrets? What's the protocol you have to follow here? Might as well check in on them to see how they're doing.
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No. 616724 ID: d90668

They might not know that you have a predator but if they notice Lamarra missing they are going to assume you figured out something and might make a move for Itcher. Need to get on securing him fast before its to late.

As for Rokoa out what she means by permanent harm. If Three Stripes pushes to hard is she going to to catatonic or have a Psychotic episode?

Partial resistance is handy but if it only works on a Predator that is only half trying its not that great. But considering most Neumono have no resistance its better than nothing.

So find out a bit more about how her resistance works from Three Stripes and such and have a talk to see what your options are. And make sure to get her out of there before his hive gets pissed off.
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No. 616785 ID: 4373f5

Go give Rokoa crap about not being able to fully resist Three Stripes. Tell her if she can't pull it off she will have to stay up here and live in a closet. Mention something about how all the cool agents like you can do it easily.
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No. 616830 ID: 81960a

On another subject, do we have an estimation of WHEN Lamarra's memory was tampered with? Because that's how much advance the Grinch has on hunting down Itcher.
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No. 617112 ID: 602cd8
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617112

>Are you even allowed to let civilians leave with these top level secrets?
No, but Rokoa isn't a civilian. Still, this is a special case, and there isn't a particular protocol for this.

I make a call to arrange for Lamarra's return after the physical, and to send law enforcement agents to get to Itcher's hideout as soon as possible. The local enforcement can make it there faster than I can, although I will still attempt to leave soon.

"What permanent harm could there be? I would think Three Stripes could fix it."
>"Well, it's kinda weird, but apparently Three Stripes thinks that Rokoa has really weak parts of her mind that decide to give up, or to conserve energy, or things like that. He says entering a neumono brain is like opening a door, and a door can be shut behind him, but Rokoa's door is more like her.... entire building. So it might put her in a catatonic state. Maybe. Three Stripes hasn't really seen anyone like her! I mean, he might have just meant 'permanent damage' if he left her alone afterwards, but maybe he can fix it. You know how communicating with him is."
"I was hoping you would have more concrete answers."
>"... s-sorry."
"I'm going to go back to Three Stripes to ask myself. I don't want to risk snapping Rokoa, as she is already unstable."
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No. 617118 ID: 602cd8
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617118

I sense fighting once I get close enough, and I run the rest of the way.

"Rokoa, what are you doing?"
"We wanted to fight, so we're fighting!"

She says it as though it's the most obvious conclusion in the world.

make them stop please fighting is no good at safe home

"You, two, guards, get them to knock it off."
>"They're not trying to kill each other, and we're just going to elevate their hostility if we interfere. Just let them work it out of their system, they're both willingly fighting."
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No. 617119 ID: 602cd8
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617119

It's like I'm on trainee duty.

"Three Stripes, tell Giant to knock it off or the hive is going to have rations cut in half for a week! Rokoa, you knock it off, or I will empty my damn gun into you while Three Stripes breaks your grin in half!" I don't have threats for the guards, but I have half a mind to make a formal request for a transfer.

oh no oh no no food giant please no fighting for food opposite of usual life please
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No. 617120 ID: 602cd8
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617120

They cut it out. Maybe I would have let them fight it out if the fight was lopsided, but they were both going to have their teeth kicked in before either one submitted.

"Three Stripes, I'm in a rush. I'll visit you for a long time after I do my duties. Rokoa, don't think I'm not impressed, but we don't have all day to watch you flex your damn muscles, brain or brawn. We have to find out what happened to Itcher and Jessica."
"What do you mean, 'what happened to'?"
"They removed Lamarra's memory of where Itcher was well before we found Lamarra. That means they already knew what that memory was, and where Itcher was. It's too much to hope for getting there before they do, it's hoping we get there before they can remove all the evidence."
"And how come you can resist the predator? Three Stripes is strong."
"He's just trained. Three Stripes, how is she resisting you?"
she is weird and doesn't know when to give up and might fight too hard and I don't know I've never had this happen really
"And no, Rokoa, I don't care to establish how I resist - "


silent is weird she can go turn off and be sileeeee

...
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No. 617121 ID: 602cd8
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617121

three stripes did bad

I have to partially blame myself for bringing Rokoa.

"Well shit."
"I've changed my mind. We're taking a risk. Rokoa, you're going to resist Three Stripes or forget you ever failed. Three Stripes, try your best to bend Rokoa. You have... 10 minutes. If you break her mind doing it, you can take your time fixing her."

but

"Do it. You'll get both of her ears if you succeed. Rokoa, if you can't pull it off, you're going to live up here and have your ears chewed up while Three Stripes fixes you."

Rokoa's resistance is just by raw force, for the first minute, as Three Stripes pokes around with various emotions to appeal to her. Her empathy is not overwhelming, but it's enough. When Three Stripes pushes, she pushes back as hard. At some point he pushes hard enough that I can't tell the difference between Rokoa and Three Stripes, empathy wise, and it's enough to cause static. I don't know what exactly happens, but Rokoa's able to push him back out. Three Stripes also is confused.

no I can't do it she is immune she moves too much and I almost get her and then she gets weird and I lose her and don't want to push

"Alright. Stop it." She's cracking, either unable to last against Three Stripes indefinitely or simply breaking down. Either way, she's shown can last against a trained predator for several minutes, which is more than I've seen through raw willpower.
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No. 617122 ID: 687279

>>617121
Alright, get moving then. We've got very little time. Also tell Rokoa if it isn't obvious already she is not to mention your silence to anyone, ever.

Ask Rokoa if she knows why she can resist three stripes like this. What's with her weird empathy?
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No. 617123 ID: d90668

Well congratulations Rokoa you get a D- in your predator resisting training class. Its the worst passing grade but at least I know we have ten minutes to stop a enemy predator before I have to shoot you.

After this you should look into her medical records and see if she has any interesting history that might explain her resistance. Would give the scientists something to do at least.

Now give Three Stripes one of your ears and say goodbye we have spend to much time up here playing around. We need to get back on the case. Also you have to fill out some forms saying I get to decapitate you if you ever talk about anything you saw up here. Or feel anything about what you saw up here. Or think about it so that other people feel it.
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No. 617124 ID: dd4ed3

Do you really consider your silence to be a more sensitive secret than having a tame predator? Because it really looks like you just decided to risk her sanity / stability just to keep it.

>Either way, she's shown can last against a trained predator for several minutes, which is more than I've seen through raw willpower
It looks to be a combination of willpower and an unusual mental structure.

C'mon. You've proved you can hold up if we cross paths with the Grinch's predator, and you've likely left a lot of scientists here very confused about how your head works.

We've got a job to do now, though.

Make sure she gets the pamphlet on the state secrets act on the way out ("So you've been trusted with unspeakable secrets, or making you disappear indefinitely or wiping your memory aren't viable options! How to stay out of trouble.").
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No. 619348 ID: 602cd8
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>Do you really consider your silence to be a more sensitive secret than having a tame predator?
No, but having her learn about that only stacked on things she didn't need to know. I already question if I should have let her in on the predator secret to begin with.

"You've gotten the lowest possible passing grade for predator resistance. Just remember that if we ever run into the Grinch's predator, and you appear to fail to resist, I will shoot you until you pass out. Now give an ear and let's go. We've wasted enough time."

I give Rokoa another lecture on holding in top secret data on the way over.

>What's with her weird empathy?
She doesn't think it's weird.

By the time we reach Itcher's hideaway, there's already a team of police going there.

"Polo, UDA." I say, approaching who looks to be the lead police officer around.
"Rokoa, UHP."
>"Kovnikra, Police Captain. We've searched the premises, and we're searching it again. It doesn't look like there's been any fight, but the house is completely deserted. Local residents report no suspicious activity."
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No. 619353 ID: 69ab8d

Obvious first question: does anything appear to be missing, besides the residents?

Expect the bad guys to have been thorough in cleaning the place up. Unless we find a hiding spot Itcher stashed information they didn't, we can expect any files or evidence he had on them to be gone.

Which means what we can learn is from what the baddies thought to clean or remove (anything you think should be in a PI's home that isn't?), or if we get lucky and come across something they left by mistake.
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No. 619354 ID: d90668

Well start your search then. How long ago was Lamarra's memory erased? Finding out that will give you a timeline for what happened.

Am sort of curious why they went to the trouble of erasing memories if they where just going to make off with him. So something else is probably going on.

Keep a eye out for suspicious local civilians and police. The Grinch could have agents here watching the place and Itcher could have friends watching as well.
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No. 619356 ID: bb78f2

>>619348
How many non-neumono's are residents? Can't rely on neumono witnesses at all in this investigation. Shit, can barely trust neumono officers.

Honestly, I feel stupid for only thinking of this now, but we need non-neumono contractors for this job. One's that can be trusted. I hope you have alien friend's Polo, or Rokoa does. Anyone with low odds of being a spy?
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No. 619357 ID: 687279

>>619348
Check the dimensions of the house and its interior, compare that to where the walls are. He's got a secret room somewhere, I guarantee it. There must be some very close-range jammer keeping us from sensing Jessica, if they are here.

There's evidence of occupation- the tree is still lit. Are there any indications of a vehicle being here?
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No. 619361 ID: bb78f2

>>619357
You also can't forget about possible secret basements. So get the Z dimensions and dig up the foundations. I want a 3D printup of this house's blueprints pronto.
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No. 619388 ID: ea0ad9

How deserted? Coats of dust, or what? If the place still looks clean, then one of three things could have happened: One, Itcher knew what was happening and got out of there early. Two, Itcher figured out a little too late, and simply surrendered, possibly to protect Jessica. He does protect her from rumors, wouldn't surprise me if he protected her from harm, too. Three: Itcher's got a secret compartment in the house that the police simply haven't found yet. This doesn't sound likely, but given Jules' setup, it's possible.
If it doesn't seem too clean, then maybe Itcher fed Lamarra false information, figuring the target he was tracking had some way of getting to Neumono already. If he has formulated a theory about the enemy's power over Neumono, then he might have taken a jammer with him to hide Jessica.
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No. 619450 ID: c7afcd

Ask Rokoa to use her powerful nose to follow the scent of alcohol
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No. 619577 ID: 602cd8
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"How many residents are aliens?"
>"There's 7 or 8 we've asked that have said nothing is unusual." says the officer.

There's that. Nonetheless, I may begin asking for a higher rate of alien assistance.

"I'm betting there's a secret room. Do you have blueprints?"
>"No, we don't have fast access to that. Use your UDA weight, we'd like that."
"Rokoa, our target is considered a possible alcoholic. Go sniff out the heaviest density of alcohol."

I gather the blueprints on my phone and take a look around while Rokoa sniffs through the house. It looks as though Itcher left. Not long ago, and not in a rush, as the bathroom only contains specialized neumono shampoo and conditioner. Bare hygienic essentials are gone. The christmas tree was still lit up, though, and there's little evidence that they spent long packing, so leaving was not a casual affair.

Rokoa ends up in a study room. Or at least what was perhaps intended to be a study room, but the bookshelf is filled with neatly stacked, organized comic books, video games, and some textbooks.

"Right here. It reeks."
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No. 619578 ID: 602cd8
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I receive and look at the blueprints. Bingo.

"Rokoa, move the bookshelf."
"Fine, but help me take the books off."
"Can you not lift it with the books?"
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No. 619579 ID: 602cd8
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"Not without knocking half the books off." Rokoa answers, as we start pulling them off the bookshelf.
"... you're worried about property damage?"
"Jessica got buddy-buddy with a giant nerd. This stuff is pretty valuable. See this? It's the first print batch of the first issue of the first major comic book like that had neumono as its target audience. Not actually in mint condition, though."
"Zorya. Queen of Blood. We had internet before it came out. I believe most old issues are on the internet, for free. Who would get the old issues?
"A giant nerd."
".... and why are you excitable over this?"
"My kids love this stuff. I like to think of it as visual aid for my own pre-uplift stories. Except that Zorya doesn't actually know how to hold a spear right."
"Right. Anyways, don't think I'm not pleased that you at least have some restraint."
"Yeah, yeah. And hey, there's a door back here all right. Good call. By the way, there's a breeze coming out of the door. It's not a secret room, it's a tunnel."
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No. 619582 ID: 687279

>>619579
Hang on, how would they be able to access it and then put the bookshelf back in front of it? Is there some mechanism we missed that slides the bookcase?

Well regardless about now I would be careful of boobytraps. If you're using an escape tunnel you probably wouldn't want people to follow you.
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No. 619590 ID: 69ab8d

>Rokoa nerd talk
The world is ending.

Nice to hear her kids aren't all dead in this alternate reality. Makes sense since her hive had a stabler side of things, and ended up an established police force instead of a warhive on the fringes.

>tunnel
Time to see where it goes, then. (Make sure you tell the cops what you're doing, so they don't suddenly wonder where or how you disappeared to).
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No. 619632 ID: ea0ad9

>>619582
>Hang on, how would they be able to access it and then put the bookshelf back in front of it?
The Neumono items were still there, but everything else was gone. I think Itcher had Jessica leave while he placed the shelf back in place.
That, or he's learned to lean and swivel it on a corner without knocking stuff out of it. These guys who are, or were in the Mafia, they seem to have plenty of backup plans.
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No. 619657 ID: d90668

Well good to know more about Rokoa. As long as you are going to be working with her for awhile you might as well get to know her better.

Anyways carefully put the books somewhere and check the tunnel. Watch for traps or surveillance equipment.

Also check to see if there is any mechanism for moving the bookshelf. If there is not one someone had to move it back into place.
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No. 619994 ID: 602cd8
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619994

It looks like Rokoa pulled it out by a rotating hinge. I'm unsure of how it's activated, as it certainly could not have been rotated normally, at least not without inordinate power. Nonetheless, it does exist, and I don't care to spend more time pondering the bookshelf.

The cops are alerted to the secret tunnel along with our intent to go through. I request they continue the search, and put the books back onto the bookshelf. The tunnel appears long, so I engage in idle banter with Rokoa while keeping an eye out for surveillance.

"How many kids do you have?"
"19, why?"
"... that's a lot. I'm just wondering."
"You're surprised I have any?"
"I can't imagine you with kids. I'm not sure why."
"How about you? You probly couldn't fit any, anyway."
".... I don't have any, but that is not the reason. Or a valid one. Or a polite one. Anyways, you stand out in your own hive. If I was in range of any of your kids, they fit in better." I pause awkwardly after I say that. Implying poor personal hive fitness, even just by saying others are better attuned, could be taken as being exceedingly rude.
"Haha, you're getting nervy around me. No, it's true, I was in a different hive for a bit as a kid, so I mostly bonded with my real hive. So yeah, my kids fit in snugly." she says, clearly proud of it.

She proceeds to pull out a wallet and show me all of her kids, telling me the life story for each and every single one, long past the point where I wanted to know.

There's time, though, since this tunnel is exceptionally long. The wallpaper is in poor condition, the lighting is sparse, our footsteps echo far, the ventilation rusted, and ultimately it looks like something a horror film would be cast in.
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No. 619995 ID: 602cd8
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We hit an empathy jammer.

"There's a door ahead." Finally.

It has a slot that opens from the other end. There's no knob on this end, but I do have cell phone reception. I call Katzati.

>"Katzati, I'm investigating an underground tunnel. Can you get my location?"
"Yeah, you're, uh... close by a four star resort. I'm looking it up... oh, geez. This might be messy. We know where you are. It's owned by someone who's suspected of drug trafficking, and... show me the door? Yeah, okay, under the resort is a club for all sorts of illicit activity. There's a ton of doors like that, that open into the club from a variety of angles. Uh, again, the inside probably has a preeetty heavy criminal crowd that we haven't tried busting. But we do have intel on the inside, so if you knock four times, someone will open the slit, and the password is 'numlanga'. You'll be let in as guests, if our intel is right. Just.. be careful. You can't operate as police in there, unless you want, well... I don't know what would happen, honestly. Right now you're in a historic escape route that, in case of emergency, would have people escape to where you're almost at. But now it's an escape route to lead away from the place in case of a raid. I'm sorry, but I don't know how to deal with this situation."
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No. 619999 ID: 687279

>>619995
...well, it's still our best lead. Got any money on you? You can, of course, bribe someone for information if anyone in there has any.
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No. 620002 ID: d90668

Well I am voting on just wandering in like you belong there. Ignore any illicit activities and keep any police identification out of sight as long as you can.

Then just play it by ear. You are on a bigger case than anything you would probably find here so tell Rokoa that we can come back and beat them up another day if she start looking at criminals funny.

You will be in a jammer field so empathy should not give you away unless you are not careful.

Oh set up a bribe expense account with Katzati before you go in. Just in case so you do not have to worry about it if you need to pay off someone.
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No. 620022 ID: 0ee153

>>620002
This seems about right. Be sure to keep an exit open.
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No. 620026 ID: 01efb5

Sigh, put away your badge and any insignia, and tell Rokoa to put her scary face on. It looks like we're going to be pretending to be criminals.

You're heavily armed enough to pass for mercs or something, unless your gear is all obviously of police design.

If Itcher needed to go underground, it makes sense he might have fallen back on a contact here. If he got away before the Grinch arrived, we may be able to find a lead here.
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No. 620062 ID: be8988

>>620026
I think you should't try to hide that you're cops, this bound to fail given Rokoa's fame.

Just show that you're not here for them, turn your badge upside-down or something.
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No. 620086 ID: ea0ad9

>She proceeds to pull out a wallet and show me all of her kids, telling me the life story for each and every single one, long past the point where I wanted to know.
Oh my god she's a pocket mommy, or whatever they call them. Her having kids? Understandable. Kids fit in better than her? Sure. She keeps track of every last detail and goes into them at the drop of a dime? No way.
>>620062
Just say "off duty" or something. No need to flash your badges or anything.
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No. 620130 ID: d10463

>>619994
>showing pictures of your kids

Bloody hell, Rokoa, why not say you're two days from retirement while you're at it?
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No. 620161 ID: 8f01e8

>>620130
Rokoa will never willingly retire. Her name literally means "doesn't know when to quit."
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No. 620247 ID: 602cd8
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"We'll go undercover, Katzati. Transfer some bribe funds to my account."
>"Understood. You have 5 grand, but you know how we feel about spending all of it. Take care."
"Rokoa, we're going into potentially hostile area, so cut the chatter about your kids and take off your heavy gear and guns. Unless you'd also like to add in that you'll be retiring in two days."
>"I'm only retiring in two days if I die in two days."
".... okay then."

I knock on the door, and as expected, the slider opens, I say "numlanga," the door opens, and we walk in. The smoke comes out. I almost think there's been a fire, but we also walked in on chain smokers. I am almost beginning to think I would like to be able to go directly into a firefight just so that we can equip our gear, instead of constantly needing to walk into potential firefights without armor. Or at least most of it. Thankfully, we still have our bioarmor on.

>"Hey. You guys new here?" says our door opener, who sounds like he lost a few of his cigars in his throat.
"Yeah."
>"Alright, let me lay down some ground rules. You can keep your guns, but if you use any, you're going to end up in a few pieces out back. If you gotta fight someone, take it to the ring, no fighting on the playground. Also, aliens are welcome here too, so don't give them any funny looks. Don't give anyone in charge funny looks. They tell you to do something, you do it."
"How do we tell if someone's in charge?"
>"They'll say they're in charge."
"And if they're lying?"
>"Then you do what they say, and when they get found out, they wind up in a few different dumpsters."
"What facilities does this place have?"
>"Facili... what, like what's done here? Look, we don't have a directory or nothing, so just ask for directions if you want a place. We got gambling, cards, fights, dice, whatever. There's a smoking area off to the side. Oh yeah, this area's no smoking."
"... you're saying people aren't allowed to smoke in here."
"Yeah. I didn't say the ventilation in here was any good. You think this is bad, go check out the area you can smoke in. Now where was I... right. There's an arcade, too. Test your might and all that if you don't actually have might. Brothel somewhere around here. And a daycare if you got any kids. I'm gonna say you're not a kid. But I dunno. No one under your respective species age of adulthood allowed on the premises. Now I dunno who invited you or what your tastes are, but I'm paid to respect our guests and to not ask questions, I'm paid to answer them. So either ask away or go off down this hall and enjoy yourselves."
"A fight ring, you said?"
>"Yeah a fight ring. You can see contestants, you can bet on contestants. Or you can be a contestant. A word o' warning, you believe you're tough shit, I think you look like tough shit, but statistica say that you're probably not actually tough shit, so don't cry to us if you come outta there without any teeth."

Useless inquisitions from Rokoa aside, this is easy.

Almost too easy.
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No. 620251 ID: 687279

>>620247
You're small. Someone's gonna fuck with you unless you're with Rokoa, and Rokoa wants to fight. This won't be easy. You'll have to convince Rokoa to find Itcher/Jessica first.

Tell him you're looking for a Belenosian/Neumono couple, and anyone that's also looking for them.
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No. 620269 ID: d90668

Getting in is easy because they want customers. Finding Itcher while keeping Rokoa out of trouble and not getting stabbed will be harder. Although you might want to ask Katzati where the intel on the door password came from.

Also at this point its best to assume the Grinch knows you are on the trail. Or will be getting word soon. They might not act against you directly but you can be sure they will be throwing chumps at you through untraceable third parties.

Even if the Grinch has no traps here be careful about running into any Itcher might have set up. If he is on the run he will suspect anyone inquiring after him and Jess.
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No. 620296 ID: a18f15

>Useless inquisitions from Rokoa aside, this is easy.
>Almost too easy.
Well, if the Grinch managed to find this ahead of you, there's a reasonable chance there's a trap here.

>what check
You're looking for an alcoholic, the bar might be a good place to start.

If Rokoa starts making eyes at the fight ring, remind her we're already in a fight.

Rokoa's sure got some tiny-head going on there.
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No. 620307 ID: ea0ad9

>You'll have to convince Rokoa to find Itcher/Jessica first.
Actually, if Rokoa beats up a few contestants, that might garner enough popularity to get some answers.
Wait... They do have non-Neumono here, I worry that might include stuff like Volkits there, and those guys are huge. I mean, Rokoa could probably take on a standard warrior in a fair right, but if they had a Volkit who was as tough compared to Volkits as Rokoa is to Neumono, then she'd be in trouble. Then again, she'd like that.
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No. 620324 ID: 602cd8
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Art error - Polo and Rokoa still have their bioarmor with them and equipped.

>Possible voklit presence
It is possible, although this region is somewhat cold for them. Even so, they stick to rural areas like these, and although they are rarely crimelords, the rate of voklit being involved in illicit activities is high. Nonetheless, I am going to talk Rokoa out of any recreational combat, and outright forbid it in the offchance it involves being thrown unarmed into a cage with a voklit, vernaut, or some other mismatch.

I'll ask this guard if he's seen Itcher and Jessica pass through only as a backup plan. Asking around for people who don't want to be found may bring unwanted attention.

"Can I assume you have a bar?"
>"The best in the region. Down the hall like I said, then take a left, you'll see a sign for it."
"Thank you. Rokoa, follow me. We have some business to take care of, and it doesn't involve you punching anyone." Hopefully.

Katzati, where did the intel on the door come from?
>One of our undercover spies. He's a yich eater, believe it or not. His name is Yanni, but he goes by the name 'Blackfoot' down there.

This place is higher class than I would have thought. The security is amazingly lax for what must contain high ranking mafia members, but nonetheless, it isn't filled with thugs that are looking to start a fight over a sideways glance. Only partially filled.

There are periodic signs with LED signals for facilities, and we follow the martini. And right up at the counter is a belenos and a neumono, hidden in plain sight.
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No. 620330 ID: 5e00ee

Walk up on the right of them, rokoa stands behind them, start with a simple "If we found you, so will they.", It will allow us to see how they react.
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No. 620331 ID: d90668

Well lets hope this is as easy as it looks.

No threatening or trying to scare them. Just wander over and say hello. See how they react to you and go from there.

Remember that the Grinch had Lamarra mind fucked when they could have just gone after these two directly. Is probably a reason for that. Just remember they are civilians who probably are friends with half the people down here. So play nice and keep Rokoa on a short leash.
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No. 620345 ID: a18f15

Grumpy face Polo. Can't stand the idea of all this illegal activity, or people sitting around having fun.

Casual look around. Is anyone watching them?

You picking up anything besides 'drunk' from Itcher's neumono pal? Or is this place jammed.

Pull up a stool, grab a child seat, and sit down next to Itcher.

>spy, Yanni
Well, don't go blowing his cover.
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No. 620346 ID: bdfc23

rokoa's empathy is going to scare jessica, be warned.
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No. 620361 ID: 60700b

>>620346
Only if they touch, due to the empathy jammer.
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No. 620363 ID: 2f4b71

>>620324
>The security is amazingly lax for what must contain high ranking mafia members, but nonetheless, it isn't filled with thugs that are looking to start a fight over a sideways glance.
It's a Mafia place, it's well furnished and equiped, and all the fighting is in it;s own designated area.
Yeah, the place is going to be wired up to hell and back for intel gathering.
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No. 620368 ID: fe4bfc

Honestly this whole thing with the Grinch and the private investigators stinks to high heaven. But nothing you can do about it other than keep on doing your job.

So wander on over and introduce yourself. Maybe they will be up for some polite conversation and you can figure out more about what is going on.

If you need to you can try keeping Rokoa distracted by letting her watch the fights. It might be a better option than her following you around leering at people with that creepy grin of hers.

Oh offer to buy some drinks with your expense account. Should help break the ice.
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No. 620414 ID: 602cd8
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We're still inside of a jammer, so Jessica can't be sensed, and vice versa, unless we touch her.

"Stand behind them, Rokoa, but keep your creepy smile pointed away. We don't want to scare them."
"You don't, technically."

I walk to Itcher's right side and climb onto a stool.

"Hello, Itcher. Can I buy you a drink?"
>"Polo." he says, cutting off any chance I had for introductions. "Go for it."
"I've been searching for you for some time, but if I can find you, the people you're really running from can find you, too."
>"They already did, girl."
"You both look awfully relaxed for it."
>"We are." says Jessica. "Because they know that we don't go talking to the UDAs."
>"Thanks for the drink, but allow me to let you in on some news. Our house was swarming with cops, then two people come in from our tunnel and join the party? You two are either the nerviest cops I've seen, or the dumbest. You were let in to receive a message. Unless you want to start a war in here for nothing, just walk back out and declare me a dead lead who didn't know shit. You've got no law to enforce in a lawless zone, and that's what this is. Your fatcats know full well how huge this place is, and they'll let a lead on the grinch slip by if it means they don't have to kick this wasp hive. A couple teams of 10 people on a worldwide case? You know as well as I do how little they give a shit that a few presents were stolen. Go on and ask your bosses if it's worth it to start a war to drag a washed up PI in for some scraps of information."
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No. 620415 ID: 602cd8
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"I think I heard the word 'war'." Rokoa leans in. "You two have got to be dumber than us. You're right, the place is swarming with cops. They know we went in. Make us go missing, and there's not going to be a war. There's going to be a slaughter. You don't know cops. Even if it's not in the same hive, we don't like it much when other cops disappear. So go ahead. Make us martyrs."

Rokoa just shook her leash loose, and I'm about to rein it back in. I almost wish I sent her to watch fights to distract her, if not for the belief that I'd return to find her participating in them instead.

>"Is there a problem over here?" I hear the bartender say.
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No. 620416 ID: 0ee153

Here's the thing. They will talk, or Rokoa will kill them. Will you and Rokoa die? Maybe, but that's not the point. The point is Itcher and Jessica will be dead. And if their friends are stupid enough to try to kill an ultrahive's cops, they won't see the rest of the day. Do they really think their 'friends' value them more than their own skins?

Talk or die. That's it. They've already escalated things this high. There's no use trying to deescalate if you want information.
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No. 620421 ID: 687279

>>620415
Tell Rokoa you'd rather not die today thanks.

Ask how much money it's worth this place to give up the Grinch.
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No. 620423 ID: 0ee153

>>620416
Oh, and Rokoa is touching Jessica. If they try lying, Jessica will know. If Jessica knows, Rokoa will know. If they lie, they die.
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No. 620425 ID: 0ee153

>>620421
The Grinch managed to pull off a worldwide heist and get a large company's CEO in their pocket. 5 thousand is nothing compared to the resources that takes. We won't be able to buy them from the Grinch.
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No. 620435 ID: bb78f2

No, I'm just buying this guy a drink.
Rokoa at least has balanced the scales a little. That move wasn't entirely useless.

Tell him it's less about the presents now. It's about the influence of this character "the grinch". He connections and resources make his organization the walking, living equivalent of a nuke. They actively present a danger to neumono everywhere, and aliens too. I think we can all agree we're not stupid enough to believe the worldwide heist is here to just ruin christmas for a few million boys and girls. No it's a step of a master plan. We don't know what, but we can tell it's big. And it will probably kill a LOT of people. Or drive them mad. Mass genocide.

How did you already know he was called the grinch? He was only just called that today, and recently. You've been at this for a while. Is this Grinch actually known as the Grinch before we even codenamed him that?
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No. 620436 ID: d90668

Well I guess that's that then. Might as well pack it in and go home.

I mean sure they tried to kill Jules and his whole family after we had coffee with him. And sure Lamarra had been tortured enough so that we had to bring him to a doctor to get him to even remember you. But I am sure that us coming down here and talking to you will be overlooked.

But hey look on the bright side! Belenosians are fragile enough they can't torture you for that long right? It sucks that your girlfriend is a Neumono though. God only knows what they will do to her.

So goodbye. We will mention on the radio that you did not tell us anything. Am sure they will believe it and leave you alone.
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No. 620442 ID: 602cd8
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>How much money it's worth this place to give up the Grinch.
Too much to hand over to criminals.

"There isn't going to be a problem. I'm just getting them drinks. Rokoa, that's enough." Rokoa relaxes some, but she keeps her hand on Jessica. Thankfully, the music and atmosphere is loud enough that we can mostly talk without being heard by distant bystanders. "It's not completely about presents. The incredible level of logistics that must have gone into this heist is obviously for far more than to make millions of boys and girls sad. I don't know what it's for, but it's big, and if the group behind this is the one I think they are, billions are in danger of being more than a little sad. Now, you said the grinch. How did you know that's what it was called?"
>"People have been calling the grinch the grinch ever since the presents were declared missing. Kind of an obvious name."

"Yeah, sure, we'll pack up and get the fuck outta here, Itcher. They only tried to kill Jules and his entire family while we were having a chat over coffee. Lamarra was tortured hard enough that we had to bring him to a doctor just to get him to remember you. I'm sure you'll be fine, though, since you're so confident they trust you."

Jessica is starting to shake.

"Even if you're wrong though, Belenos can't be tortured for long, so you have that going for you anyway. Your soft girlfriend here, though? I'm sure this place will try to protect her, but if it fails, I've got a few ideas what they're going to do to -"

"Rokoa. Knock it off."
"Shut it, Polo. They didn't just find out stuff about the grinch. They're with the grinch, and this entire goddamn place was a front for the whole operation."
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No. 620446 ID: 687279

>>620442
Um. Doesn't that mean we just kicked the ant's nest? I feel as though we will be very dead very soon. Call for backup immediately, get somewhere defensible and hole up until the cops can take the heat off you and deliver your armor.
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No. 620449 ID: d90668

Move over to Rokoa and touch her to see if she picked that up from Jessica or if she is just trying to provoke a response. She is a police officer and could just be trying to rattle them.

But if not you better get a signal out before it gets locked down and prepare for a fight.
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No. 620450 ID: bb78f2

Bartender's probably got a shotgun aimed at you under the table. Or soem other person's gonna try and shoot at you sneakily.
Dodge if you don't want a bunch of lead in your stomach. Also make sure Itcher dodges with you. Don't want him hurt with collateral damage.
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No. 620451 ID: 0ee153

So should we just kill them and the barkeeper now before they can draw a weapon? Because I think we should.
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No. 620459 ID: 602cd8
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620459

>About the gear
Rokoa shoved all of it in the backpack, at the risk of having it searched.

I reach one hand to Rokoa, confirming that she gleaned that from Jessica's empathy. My other hand reaches for my phone to get to Katzati, and my first swings back to shoot at the bartender lifting a shotgun over the counter. I think Itcher, with his vital spots all over his body, and Jessica, with her tough attitude and not much else, simply need to have an eye kept on them.

"Rokoa, cover me, Itcher and Jess, don't move, operator, bring the heat down to secure this place and everything inside, now."
>"Ahh, I'm afraid that would be terribly inconvenient for yours truly, my two differently sized thorns in my sides." It's an unfamiliar voice. Although scrambled, it speaks slowly as though it loves pronouncing words. "I've had my artificial friends reroute your call, you see, letting you fall and dangle right into my lethal web. Now, if you don't wish to be made uncomfortable in the near future, I suggest you drop your toys."

I hear the stomping of boots coming our way, but farther off, I hear yelling and gunfire.
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No. 620462 ID: 687279

>>620459
Ask Rokoa to toss the two hostages behind the bar, before you two get there as well. You've got grenades, use them on the first group to arrive. Well, assuming you can verify that it's the enemy and not cops who swarmed the place BEFORE Jessica got made for some reason.

Bust out all your big guns, go crazy on these fucks.
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No. 620464 ID: 0ee153

Well, on the upside, they're probably only loyal to their wallets. Rokoa was enough to scare Jessica. Think you could take out the jammer, frighten the grinch's mercs, and ask them who wants to die first and not get to spend their pay?
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No. 620465 ID: d90668

Both of you get behind the bar and you cover Rokoa while she gets suited up. Then she can cover you.

They might have messed with your call but with luck Katzati will be monitoring your cell signal and call up backup after she notices you have not checked in for awhile.

Once you get geared up its probably better to keep moving. You could probably hold off whatever they throw at you for awhile but eventually you would run out of ammo or they would throw something big at you. Staying mobile can be dangerous but makes sure they can not trap you in one spot as easily.

As for Itcher and Jessica keep a eye on them but I do not expect that much trouble from them. The fact that Jess fell apart after Rokoa mentioned all the nasty stuff that happened makes me think they got in over there heads. Am guessing the Grinch caught them snooping and threatened them.
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No. 620469 ID: a18f15

Welp. It's an enemy base. That's great. (I knew the bar scene was gonna be another clusterfuck).

At least Rokoa's right. The cops know you went in. If you never come out, they'll attempt extraction... and we'll have a bloodbath. But yeah, they'll come down on it. Probably not hard enough the first time though, thinking it's only a mob site.

Not a good tactical situation. We're naked, and we have low value hostages. The enemy could very easily make the call that letting Jess and Itcher get killed in the crossfire.

Still, surrendering for predator mind-rape and who knows what else seems a terrible idea.

To the voice, buying time while we suit up and take defensive positions: what reason can you possibly offer us to surrender? You've proved all to willing to eliminate lose ends.

>no signal
If we can't fight our way out, we need to get a signal out. If we can't take a com station, we need to set off a big enough explosion or emp that sensors outside this facility detect shit is going down and to move in.
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No. 620470 ID: a19cd5

Grab that shottie!
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No. 620471 ID: 0ee153

>>620470
Not if she can't handle the recoil. Rokoa, maybe.
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No. 620473 ID: bdfc23

>>620471
polo can easily handle a shotgun BUT that's more of rokoa's weapon.
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No. 620482 ID: 977dc4

>>620459
I don't think they realize, at the risk of sounding cliché, that we're not trapped in here with them; they're trapped in here with Rokoa.
We should make them realize.
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No. 620493 ID: eb959a

First we need to find a better unjamable way to communicate with HQ.
Second jump the bar and Let's go to war! One fires while the other armors up
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No. 620496 ID: 8f01e8

How far is it back to the entrance?
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No. 620505 ID: fe4bfc

If you already hear yelling and gunfire it means your forces have been attacked or that the Grinch is not completely in control of this area.

So once you get your gear on it might be a good idea to head towards the sounds of fighting.
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No. 620514 ID: a18f15

>If you already hear yelling and gunfire it means your forces have been attacked or that the Grinch is not completely in control of this area.
That's a solid tactical observation. Either the entire place isn't staffed with their people, and/or there are other armed patrons who they need to deal with.

Which might mean we find ourselves temporarily allied with criminals and mobsters against supervillian terrorists, but so be it.

We also possibly have a spy on our side who might be able to help, unless he's a double agent who led us into the trap on purpose.
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No. 620523 ID: 267731

Take cover behind the bar, it'll be a lot better holding your ground with protecting from the bar rather than standing out in the open.

Is there anything you can quickly grab from Rokoa's bag like grenades, tear gas, or the UZI?
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No. 620533 ID: bb78f2

Sing to the Grinch "Welcome Christmas" to make his heart grow three sizes this day.

It's the only time he's vulnerable! It's your only chance to end it this early!
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No. 620975 ID: 602cd8
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620975

>The fact that Jess fell apart after Rokoa mentioned all the nasty stuff that happened makes me think they got in over there heads.
At first that it what it looked like, however, in hindsight, it may have been that she was unable to prevent her empathy telling Rokoa that they're working for the grinch. We will have time to investigate that, though, after we secure them.

>Sing to t-
I don't sing.

The bar is one of the better places around here to get trapped in, not to say it's that good either.

"You three, behind the bar. Rokoa, I'll cover you while you suit up!"

I use the bartender's shotgun. The recoil hits hard, but not too hard to render it unusable. Only a few pop out, and I throw out a couple of grenades when I feel they're bunching up. They're eventually going to overrun us if Rokoa takes too long.
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No. 620976 ID: 602cd8
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620976

"Finished, let's go!"
"Good, let me sui- Rokoa, your armor looks... wrong."
"That's Itcher."
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No. 620977 ID: 602cd8
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620977

"I'm over here."
"Why. No."
"He needs it more than I do."
"It has to fit!"
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No. 620978 ID: 602cd8
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620978

"I'm pushing out around the corner to loosen them up. You got 30 seconds to get your gear on, and then we're moving out."
"There's no time to argue. Apparently we packed two machine guns, just leave one of them behind, they're no-"
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No. 620979 ID: 602cd8
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620979

"Don't wield them both at once, you dumb animal!"

I say that, but she's at least aiming in their general direction. I scramble to get my armor on, which is something I've gotten good at doing swiftly. She starts going to the way we came from. It wasn't a long walk, but that was because we weren't being swarmed by mercenaries.

"Itcher, Jessica, follow Rokoa, I'm going to watch our backs! Don't run, or one of us will shoot your legs."
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No. 620980 ID: 602cd8
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620980

My helmet communicator buzzes while we follow Rokoa's path of destruction.

>"Polo! Are you oh - oh geez. Our CAI detected something went wrong when we tried to call you. We've sent as many cops as we could to try to distract them, but you've got to get out of there, Yanni reported the whole place is wired to blow!"
"How long?"
>"We don't know, just get to the nearest safest exit and run as far as you can!"

The only known safe exit is the one we came through. I know that there's similar doors around here, but there's no telling on if they'll lead to safety, or right into enemy forces.
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No. 620981 ID: 687279

>>620980
If they lead into enemy forces, GOOD. More possible interrogation subjects.
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No. 620982 ID: a18f15

>Don't run, or one of us will shoot your legs.
Hopefully there are unarmed portions of Itcher's legs.

>He needs it more than I do.
That's... unusually generous of Rokoa. Especially considering we just downgraded Itcher from "likely witness and source" to "known colluder with the enemy".

She just doesn't want to wear the armor, does she.

>The only known safe exit is the one we came through. I know that there's similar doors around here, but there's no telling on if they'll lead to safety, or right into enemy forces.
Technically, for all you know, there are enemy forces waiting in that tunnel now too.

Might want to hit your hostages up for information. If they don't want to be caught in an ambush on the way out they should probably help you pick the door that goes out.
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No. 620983 ID: d90668

Make your way to the entrance you came in. If it takes to long or you meet to much resistance go for the nearest door that looks like a exit.

Make sure to let Itcher and Jess know the whole place is wired to blow. Will keep them from trying anything stupid before you get out of here.

Rokoa had a good idea with armoring up Itcher. If he gets shot this whole trip could be a waste. She might be a brute but she does know what she is doing.
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No. 621116 ID: d5e685

The exits are probably going to be blocked, and who knows how far away you'll have to run before you get out of the blast radius.

Tell your two new buddies that the place is about to be blown sky high, and that unless you get to safety they'll probably be caught in it. Ask Itcher if there's a safehouse or vault that could possibly withstand the blast.
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No. 621838 ID: 602cd8
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621838

"The place is going to blow! Itcher, are there any good exits?!"
>"I wouldn't know!"
"Rokoa, force your way through to our old entrance!"

She ends up getting shot several times, but we keep up the pace and reach the exit. Rokoa grabs Jessica and Itcher, and we both make a sprint through the house's tunnel. If there were any cops, they've fled now.

>Hopefully there are unarmed portions of Itcher's legs.
Right as I think about that, one of Itcher's knee guards detaches and everything below it falls off.
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No. 621839 ID: 602cd8
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621839

We hear a loud boom, and Rokoa shoves them down on the ground, falling down with them. Rokoa also grants me cover, by means of grabbing my leg to knock me over in front of her and shielding my head by shoving her damn palm right in my visor. I think Jessica kicks me .

Some dust and debris hits us, but no significant wounds seem to have been inflicted. It should be clear to move out of the house.

>"Polo, Polo, come in!" says Katzati.
"I'm here. We have Itcher and Jessica."
>"Okay, good!"

..... 'okay, good' followed by an awkward silence may as well be a code phrase for saying that there's no further orders, which means I have to make them up.
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No. 621840 ID: d90668

Check over Itcher first. No significant wounds for you three are not the same for him.

Once you have checked him over make sure you know where all the weapons and armor are and head back to the house. Might not have any surprises but be prepared for more tricks.

Use the walk to butter them up a bit. After that display it should have shown them just how much danger they were in. A few promises of protection and overlooking them helping the Grinch should get you the info you wanted.
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No. 621841 ID: 0ee153

>>621840
And if it doesn't get them to talk, threatening to torture the other one should get either lovebird to talk.

Although, first: Are you willing to torture people or to let Rokoa torture people?
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No. 621845 ID: 88960e

Good work, Rokoa.

Make sure your contacts are unhurt, and start looking around for enemy forces who might want to put a bullet in them. Don't assume they all escaped or exploded.

Tell Katzati you need an evac for your sources slash prisoners, whatever they end up being. Get her organizing first responders appropiately. There are probably fires to put out, and survivors who need rescuing, but there may be unexploded bombs and armed hostiles as well. So don't just send civy firefighters / medical responders in their to get hurt. The cleanup of this site needs to coordinated properly with military support and civy first responders. It'll be a logistal nightmare, and we need to start ordering it before people get here.

Then start field questioning your subjects. They're now a security risk, and their employer is going to try and silence them. If we're going to protect them anyways, they might as well talk so we can take them down.
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No. 622016 ID: d958ad

>>621839
Interrogations! Find out exactly what the Grinch is planning, where his base is, how much resistance we can expect on a raid, how many predators and empathy relays they have...
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No. 622118 ID: 602cd8
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622118

>Are you willing to torture people or to let Rokoa torture people?
No, nor am I willing to threaten torture.

"Katzati, get an evac down in the house's tunnel. We need first responders here, too."
>"Yeah, we're sending a bomb squad with armed backup down there, and trying to cover all of the exits we know about to intercept everyone for questioning."

I look over Itcher while Katzati keeps talking. He seems fine.

>"We're especially on the lookout for a couple of high profile targets. That's why we think that they waited to blow the place up, they wanted to get their top people out, then take out everything else thinking we were blind. So... Yanni might be in trouble, since they know someone tipped us off. But.. don't worry about that."
"Who were the high profile targets?"
>"Hok was there, and... Korli, a scientist who's made a lot of drugs."
"Oh."

>"Itcher, Jessica. Your employers will likely be trying to take you out, now. Talk for us."
"Fat chance." says Jessica.
>"If you talk, we're going to find it pretty easy to look past your involvement."
>"Nope." Itcher backs her up.
"At least tell me how they got such loyalty from you two."

".... Jessica's in love. Nevermind, Itcher is." Rokoa says, reading Jessica's empathy. "Thinks he's gonna get bailed out."

>"Oh, also, we've got some word on where Pilon is." says Katzati. "We'd like you two to go investigate the most likely area."
"We can, is there any reason to send us in particular?" I ask, sealing off my suit again to make myself unheard by the others.
>"Uhr... these aren't my words, but... 'Everywhere those two go have turned into a warzone. If there's going to be any more of those, it may as well be at the Voklit reservation.'"
"Tell Az that that is a horrendous mindset, even for him."
>"Okay, I will, but your orders are just to search for him there."
"What is Pilon doing there?"
>"We're not sure, but there's a good chance he's on the payroll under a pseudonym, so you'll just have to look around for someone like him at Silver Clouds. Once you hand over Jessica and Itcher, of course."
"They seem unwilling to talk. Itcher may be in love, and Jessica is loyal to Itcher."
>"Hm... did Itcher say that?"
"No, Rokoa thinks so based on her empathy."
>"It's going to be tough to get them to crack if they don't want to, even with a specialist interrogator. Unless you got something, we don't really have anything incriminating on either of them. Since we're dealing with an enemy with a predator, we can't use neumono empathy as evidence like we normally do. There's going to be a lot of cops down there in just a second to secure you guys, and we can take those two from there."
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No. 622130 ID: a18f15

>Thinks he's gonna get bailed out
Bail is not going to be an option. That comes up when they're arraigned, which isn't gonna happen till the immediate crisis is over.

Seriously, though, if they expect to be rescued, they need to be checked for tracking devices before they reach anywhere secure. Take their clothes, issue new ones, run them through a scanner for anything else (hidden in neumono ears, say, or in belnos fur, if their tricks from other continuity carry over).

>Unless you got something, we don't really have anything incriminating on either of them.
If we need legal justification, we can hold them for their own 'protection'. They're known associates of a criminal who has been erasing the memories and attempting to murder people who could lead back to him- we have every reason to suspect their lives are in danger, even if they won't believe it. Setting them free puts them, the public, and officers of the law at risk. Unfortunately that means they'll be detained against their will for a while. We have those kind of powers, to an extent, in an emergency.

>not willing to torture
What about not-torture torture?

...what if we announced, out loud, to arrange for them to be held separately (making them harder to find), and for Itcher to receive treatment for his alcoholism?
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No. 622132 ID: bb78f2

>>622118
One last shot, appeal at any goodness inside them.

Itcher, can you at least let me know you know the possible consequences of whatever the Grinch's plan coming to fruition is, right? You don't look like a sociopathic monster, and neither does Jessica.

You both seriously know it's not going to stop at Christmas present's right? The Grinch can do far worse than that, and is building up to it. The Grinch isn't some cat burglar. Aside from brainwashing and breaking neumono, which they've done to Lamarra and might already have done to Jessica, they're perfectly willing to kill aliens they can't control like Jules. If we can't stop the Grinch, and we fail, Jule's children have a good chance of being killed by the Grinch, not to mention countless other children this year if Christmas is involved of all things? If the Grinch's plan goes off without a hitch, do you WANT children's blood on your hand's? Because, if you do, fuck you Itcher.

Just fuck you. All this chaos for pussy or dick, whatever you fly for, if Jessica wasn't broken and is telling us the truth about that, fuck you. I hate that more than when people are doing this awful shit for money, because that implies they're at least sociopaths or psychopaths and they're broken a bit. You're a normal fucking person and you're willing to put children in danger.

Fuck you, Itcher.
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No. 622136 ID: d90668

Wait Itcher is in love with who exactly? If he was in love with Jessica he would be acting a bit differently. If she is confident that whoever he is in love with will "bail" him out that means its someone powerful. And I see a certain female belenosian on your criminal chart just above Itcher.

Also do not assume they will not talk just yet. They do "work" for someone who has spy's everywhere and for all they know could be watching them right now. You might be able to get a hint from them once they are somewhere they know is safe. Honestly even if Itcher never talks you can probably get a ton of stuff from Jess just by having Rokoa flex in front of her while you rub her head.

As for incriminating evidence who cares. If you really want them in jail go shoot Rokoa in the foot and say Itcher did it. Just hold them for a day and then let them go.

I can think of several nasty tricks you could pull to try and get more info but they would just make them never want your help even if they needed it. So thank them for the assistance and wish them well with whatever love triangle they have going on. Say the offer of protection stands and they know how to contact you.

I would be wary of handing them off to normal police though. At least take them with you to headquarters personally. You need to pick up new armor for Rokoa before heading to the reservation anyways. Will give you a car trips worth of time to question them a bit and makes sure that the Grinch does not steal them in the shuffle somehow.
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No. 622146 ID: ea0ad9

>Everywhere those two go have turned into a warzone.
>If there's going to be any more of those, it may as well be at the Voklit reservation.
Yeesh. Does he want the rights to throw people in, or what?
In before we meet up with Viln
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No. 622148 ID: d958ad

>>622118
A lot of cops? Watch out for the impostor cop rescue gimmick. Also, if Itcher is really sure he's gonna get bailed out, we could use him as bait to catch whoever his lover is.

Otherwise yeah let's just keep rounding up perps. Onto the Voklits. Hey, got any Voklit contacts?

Don't forget to retrieve Rokoa's armor.
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No. 622242 ID: 602cd8
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622242

"We've got contact with cops." I say to Katzati when we do see some down the hall, but I talk openly for the others to hear. "Please arrange for top level protection services. Separately, and give treatment for Itcher's alcoholism."
>"Gotta be kidding me."
"No. Do you know what the consequences of the grinch's actions will be?"
>"I said I'm not talkin'."
"I didn't ask if you were talking. I'm asking if you knew."
>"No."
"Rokoa?"
"Jessica doesn't know if Itcher knows, but she doesn't know."
"Well if you do, I trust it was all just a light hearted prank. Because from what I'm gathering, your entire stake in this is for love. You already know that it started off non-lethally, but as soon as we investigated, families and individuals have been attacked. And who knows where this is all going, if you don't. S-"
>"Quit trying to dig out my heart of gold and just hand me over."

>Have Itcher shoot Rokoa in the foot for evidence
I'm sorely tempted, but I won't.

"Fine."
"If I get some free time, girl, and find out that you haven't talked, then you will wish that the grinch decided to off you."
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No. 622243 ID: 602cd8
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622243

>Don't forget to retrieve Rokoa's armor.
We have a few officers collect it, while we make certain that our two criminials are handed to cops that we vet to make sure there's not going to be any early breakout.

We get topside, where a dropship shows up quickly for us. The effects of the bomb created a pit and debris all over, but the damage seemed to largely be on the resort land itself.

"What now, Polo?"
"We go find where Pilon may be. A voklit reservation, in..." I received some files from Katzati. "From a commerce center known as the Silver Cloud. I'm uploading a video for you so that we know what Pilon looks like. We'll watch it while we wait for our dropship to pick us up. And while you put on clothes. I assume they were blown off from some explosion, and that you did not actually strip down mid combat. Also, get back behind the tape."
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No. 622244 ID: 602cd8
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622244

>"Hello, troubled neumono! If you're like me, you're a well adjusted neumono that loves technology - and hates how we're subject to our belenosian overlords on whether or not we can use it! Lukratsa Steelnaut here with another amazing product for you, whether you're an average, tech using neumono or an aspiring micro-mechanists!"
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No. 622245 ID: 602cd8
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622245

>"Are you tired of fumbling around with your gigantic oven mitt hands to do the most mundane objects? Imagine all those times you're handed medication, but its container has an opening smaller than your own finger!"
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No. 622246 ID: 602cd8
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622246

>"Your attempts to extract a single pill are met with frustration - or worse!"
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No. 622247 ID: 602cd8
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622247

>"We've all been introduced to those keyboards - and are always either too small to type correctly, or so comically gigantic that you have no desk space, leaving it to fall off!"
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No. 622248 ID: 602cd8
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622248

>"And speaking of computers, have you ever tried to upgrade or modify your own? Those delicate circuits in its case can hardly survive our static-ridden fur, and I need not go into the futile effort of trying to plug all of those sub-centimeter long objects!"
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622249

>"You try and try, but your own body gets in the way of everything, even sending thousands of dollars down the drain!"
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622250

>"It's enough to make even strong warriors like me want to give up, but no more!"
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No. 622251 ID: 602cd8
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622251

>"Introducing the neumono waldo attachment set - the first ever step in non-intrusive neumono cybernetics. In just 3 easy payments of 79.99, you'll get everything for every scenario - simple gloves with detachable addons for a whole bonanza of possibilities - can openers, needles, screwdrivers, and each one comes equipped with power switch, toggled simply by extending your nail into a compartment, to spin screwdrivers and grab down on small items, and so on! And that's just the glove - we include a whole stationary robotic waldo station for bigger jobs. Just use those same detachable sets on one of the waldos, and use the controls to do big mechanical jobs. A lightup camera on each arm makes it trivial to see what's going on. Order now, and get three additional detachables - the glue dispenser, the mini-vacuum for picking up pesky dropped objects, and the mini grabby hand for, well, let's take a look - "
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No. 622252 ID: 602cd8
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622252

The rest of this continues to swap between Lukratsa going into the quasi-science and proposed possibilities of the product, and Pilon continuing to destroy everything while attempting mundane tasks. Katzati also sent a second video, but by the looks of it, it's just 20 minutes of Pilon dropping his ears into soup and shaking them dry onto other people. I might watch it later.

"That guy's a PI?"
>"It sounded like times were tough for him, and I don't think he has a hive to fall back on. There's a small brochure we got too, about the Silver Cloud. Please review it with me."

The brochure is a run of the mill modern voklit establishment. Voklits didn't take well to the uplifting, and while they ignored technology based species, they were ignored back, and civilization effectively rolled over them. However, eventually the more ethically minded human groups took notice of this, and gave them large plots of forests and deserts where they could set their own laws and live the way they originally did. Feelings were sour about it, however, eventually some younger voklit would be able to take advantage of the fact they were given autonomy, and weren't subject to the laws that neumono land was bound to. And that applied to neumono on the land, given the voklit let them on. Nearly everywhere in the normal sections of the world have either outlawed gambling, heavy drugs and alcohol, and just about everywhere else as heavily restricted all of those. But in a voklit's land, we can engage in such activities with virtually no restraints other than what the voklit allow. And as long as the neumono have bills on them, the voklit are perfectly happy to see neumono waste themselves and give their bank accounts to the voklit. Rogues and even some hives are often keen to visit these places, and even to live there - again, as long as they have the money to fund their habits. Voklit can legally kick and keep any neumono out, save for specialized investigators, who are generally always aliens.

"Rokoa. I do not want to start an interspecies catastrophe. Voklit can kick us out at any time. I'm going to give you some funds. Offending the voklit is going to be inevitable for you, so I'm just going to tell you spend your money well. Make it rain, but don't run out."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I know your hive has had issues with voklit in the past."
"Give me some damn credit. We're not that old fashioned."
"I hope not. We have a poor record of not being involved in a firefight so far. Starting something this time might lead to significant strains in relations."

Regardless, the Silver Cloud is the name of the first casino that opened up, and it may as well be the name of the town itself. It has a population of only 40,000 voklit, but it's expected that at an average of 220,000 neumono are there at any given point in time.

>Hey, got any Voklit contacts?
I do not.

"I take it we're not going in there with heavy gear?"
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No. 622254 ID: d958ad

>>622252
You know, if you go in with minimal gear, the Voklit will like you better. Not relying on technology and all that.
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No. 622256 ID: d90668

Well that was a interesting series of commercials. If Pilon had a straight man to team up with he could have his own Japanese comedy show. But you got to pay the bills somehow and advertisements are one way.

Wait what genre is the soup ear drying video in? Is that bizarre neumono fetish porn? Maybe you can watch some of it on the way over and try to figure out whats the appeal.

Man so humans managed to bring there awful reservation ideas out here as well? I sort of feel bad for the Volkits but it does sound like they have a halfway decent thing going. Might be best if you two go under cover as tourists looking to gamble or something. As for gear whats can you legally carry on the reservation?

Oh or instead of the gambling trip idea do they have any big game hunting? Like a safari or anything? Would give you a excuse for carting around some big guns. Either way I would at least try and pack up a set of heavier gear in crates to take along.
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No. 622257 ID: c2b6dd

Well if nothing else, Itcher might be good bait. Not sure if you can legally tag him though.

Go in wearing bioarmor and some concealed weapons. Maybe packing the big guns in a bag would be a bad idea given Rokoa might turn to them if she gets into trouble.

How much funds do you have anyway, or is it virtually limitless?
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No. 622258 ID: a18f15

Poor Pilon. Reduced to pratfalls for a living.

>I take it we're not going in there with heavy gear?
At this point, I would very much like an excuse to. It would be nice to only have to toss a helmet on, instead of all the gear.

...have Katzati look up what it would cost to enter carrying heavy gear. If the voklit are accepting bribes to tolerate crime, some of those criminals must be paying to smuggle in weapons to protect themselves. The voklit themselves are generally anti tech, but they might be willing to look the other way if it means aliens shooting each other.
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No. 622298 ID: ea0ad9

>"That guy's a PI?"
Being adorable must help him with investigations, because damn that guy's adorable. He's like a kitten mixed with a puppy mixed with a chick (the legitimate bird kind) mixed with a bunny.
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No. 622299 ID: e8e03d

He is pretty cute isnt he. Those big eyes and huge ears give him a endearing quality.

Ask Rokoa more about him.
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No. 622306 ID: 94b817

>20 minutes of Pilon dropping his ears into soup and shaking them dry onto other people. I might watch it later.
So, this is her fetish.
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No. 622335 ID: bdfc23

>>622252
>20 minutes of Pilon dropping his ears into soup and shaking them dry onto other people

you need to check this video for a better look at pilon.
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No. 622409 ID: 602cd8
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622409

>Wait what genre is the soup ear drying video in? Is that bizarre neumono fetish porn?
It's another infomercial selling ear bands to keep ears on the back.

I think. I have more pressing matters to attend to, either way.

"What do you think of Pilon, Rokoa?" I ask, as we enter the dropship. She seems to think of him as someone familiar, but doesn't appear to know him after all.
"I think he's a klutz."
".... that was acting, Rokoa. He is not as clumsy in real life. Probably."
"It convinced me. If he was that good at acting, he could get a better acting job. He looks stupidly adorable. Someone's probably into that. You're into that."
"That might be true. About the acting, I mean. You felt attentive to him yourself."
"If only he could perform basic tasks."
"Well we're probably going to meet him in person."


"Katzati, what's it going to cost to bribe the Voklit into letting us carry around weapons?"
>"Wait, weapons? That's... too much. They can turn a blind eye to some things, but they're not gonna let you just brazenly wield weapons! Well, not big ones, concealable ones are alright. We might be able to talk them into allowing some lighter armor and maybe a rifle in a backpack, but you're going to attract attention even if you're allowed."
"Concealable weaponry and bio armor is fine. Even the voklit at the Silver Cloud may prefer to see neumono without heavy tech. Send us enough clothes for Rokoa to cover the bio armor, as well as for me.
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No. 622410 ID: 602cd8
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622410

We end up dropped off at a car rental station, where we use our bribe funds to get a vehicle. Silver Cloud is a large place, and an automobile will be helpful, as well as it being a no-fly zone.

"Fucking hell, Polo, just sit in the back booster seat already."
>"Don't tell me to surrender. I am not a child, and I intend on sitting in the adult seats."

There's a map of the main attractions inside the car door panel. I begin noting the most likely features we can search, first.

The Rain Ritual Territory, or as most people call it, the mall. They are heavily advertising their christmas stock, as with stores around the world being sold out of normal goods, people are more willing to come to far off places like this for the express reason of getting presents. I expect
"The Harvest Adventure", more commonly known as an alcohol tasting area. While kids are allowed in any bar, they are encouraged to come here instead of the heavier places, such as...
"The Vision Tent," i.e. the bar. There are several of these throughout the Cloud, but this is the big one that get all the funding and advertising.

I stop reading the fancy names. It is horribly stereotypical of voklit culture, and it is actually embarrassing for me. I cannot imagine how the older voklit feel about this. The next three are unlikely, but possible.

A multi story casino, where many neumono gather to put donate coins to the voklit tribe or find out how bad at poker they are.
A brothel. Not much to say about this one. It's almost in the fine print.
An auditorium, where acts and performances are put on.

There's other places, but far more unlikely for Pilon to be. Things like tours on the countryside to see old voklit culture that may not actually be historically accurate, specific hole-in-the-wall stores and restaurants, et cetera.

>How much funds do you have anyway, or is it virtually limitless?
As long as we can supply appropriate justification for it, it is effectively limitless.
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No. 622413 ID: d90668

I would say you are going to get hurt riding around like that but seeing as you can survive just about any car wreck imaginable am not going to worry much. Now for later trips they make a little triangle device that lowers the upper belt so smaller people can use it comfortably. Carry one in your pocket and it clips on and off quickly.

Do we know why Pilon is here? Is he vacationing or is he doing some sort of acting show here? Or does his company have a booth here? Knowing your luck he is man whoring it up in the brothel.

Anyways I would start at the mall areas. Casino resorts are usually build with everything connected so you can move around easily enough. Plus you can buy some tourist trap stuff to complete your disguise. One or two Hawaiian shirts and some Volkit spirit beads or whatever and you will be good to go.

Oh and just remember that some employee or guard if not all of them will mistake you for a kid at some point. Probably when trying to go into a bar or casino. I hope you have a non police id on you.
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No. 622416 ID: a18f15

>>622306
Hey, getting models wet for pointless flailing photoshoots is an age old tradition.

>Polo doesn't fit in the seat
Have you considered sitting cross legged, or sitting on your ankles? I mean, a kneeling or meditative pose might not be the most comfortable, but it might put your torso at the right height for the seatbelt.

>where check
...if there's a retail location that's not out of Christmas stock, but is actually profiting from this mess, especially in a largely tax and regulatory free zone, that might be a lead to follow up on.

If Pilon is still playing the goofy actor, the performance place might be a good place to start.
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No. 622417 ID: d958ad

>>622410
>seatbelt
They sell adjustment buckles for those. Also, you could just sit on a cushion. That's not designed for a child.

Go check the mall for suspicious stores.
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No. 622433 ID: 3181a5

>>622410
Holy shit Polo, you're both adorable and hilarious.
Also the Voklits are your planets version of Earths native americans. That's kind of sad, and now you two are going to make things even worse.
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No. 622440 ID: bb78f2

>>622410
Pilon's attractive, he might be working in the brothel.

Hey, Polo are you alright? You seem different all of a sudden? You were all "Regulation and Safety" before.
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No. 622582 ID: 602cd8
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622582

>You were all "Regulation and Safety" before.
As soon as I let Rokoa be my partner, compromises were made.
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No. 622583 ID: 602cd8
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622583

11:40 PM - 32 hours and 20 minutes until christmas.

We park our cars. Thankfully, to make things more inviting, the Voklit don't have customs. Even while parking, it's miles to get to the busy mall. Conveniently, this part of the world has the sun rise at 9 PM, and so we are still working at daylight. Unfortunately, this also means everyone is up and the mall is going to be terribly busy.

"Katzati, do we know what Pilon is doing in a place like this?"
>"We don't know much, I'm sorry. Our source is said to be reliable, and that Pilon has had friendly relations with voklit in the past, and that he may just be there to stay low."

The mall looks like a war zone, and the empathy is a tornado of finding things to buy. And when someone finds something good, other neumono descend on them. It's also an enormous place, and packed with neumono that barely even take a glance at Rokoa's internal screaming. Voklit didn't even decide to celebrate christmas with us this year, but I do notice that the glowslugs have been dyed red and green, and the whole place smells more foresty than the forest, aside from the neumono around us that have not bathed.

Rokoa and I take a stop in one of the clothing stores to purchase any clothes that are left. Hawaiian shirts appear gone, and so we are left with some clothes that look like an odd blend of tourist bait and racist. Finding Pilon in a place like this is going to be tough.

>If there's a retail location that's not out of Christmas stock, but is actually profiting from this mess, especially in a largely tax and regulatory free zone, that might be a lead to follow up on.
There's no store in particular that is standing out. All of the stores, and the voklit, are definitely are having a lucrative christmas season. Most places have been raided clear of anything worth its price tag, and the loudspeakers are blaring ETAs for new stock refills.
"Operator." I say, into my scarf microphone. "Look into if the voklit here have ordered a larger stock than normal. They most likely took advantage of the opportunity, but we can't rule out the possibility they were in on the whole thing."

>You're going to be mistaken for a child
And it is not helping that I am piggybacking on Rokoa, but this place is legitimately dangerous below the 4 foot mark. I am sensing more than a couple neumono that have been stepped on.

"So you wanna go searching for Pilon or tell Santa what you want for christmas?"
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No. 622584 ID: fef726

There is a thought. Pilon would make a good Santa with all the white fluff.

Lets go find a Santa.
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No. 622585 ID: bdfc23

>>622583
Santa needs to know what you want for christmas! WAIT... PILON IS A MALL SANTA. OH NO IT ALL MAKES HORRIBLE SENSE NOW.
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No. 622587 ID: d958ad

>>622583
...what if Pilon IS Santa? He's fluffy enough to play the part. Go find the Santa.

Also keep in mind he is pretty tall so he'll stick out above the crowd.
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No. 622590 ID: a18f15

>So you wanna go searching for Pilon or tell Santa what you want for christmas?
...if he's still employed as an actor there's an unfortunate chance he may be a mall Santa.

If Santa appears to have huge ears from a distance, you might have to pretend to be a child to get close to him.

"What would you like for Christmas, little one?"
"For a certain private investigator to tell me everything he knows about the Grinch. ...also, a nice coffee cake."
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No. 622592 ID: d90668

Awww yeah go sit in Santa's lap.
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No. 622615 ID: 0ee153

>>622583
"Some coffee cake and you.

Although Pilon might actually be one of the Santas. If he isn't keep an eye out for the ears, he's tall enough to stick out."
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No. 622636 ID: eb959a

Realize how ridiculous your life has become, hope beyond hope that it dosen't get worse.
Realize how ridiculous this mission has become, despair at the fact that its probably going to get worse.
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No. 622714 ID: b88e47

Go see Santa. It's our best chance of finding Pilon.
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No. 622721 ID: 602cd8
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622721

>What if Pilon is Santa?
Unlikely. Pilon is a high target, and if he is trying to lay low, being at the center of a gigantic christmas tree would be a poor decision.

>But what if Pilon is Santa?
I don't think so. It is most likely neumono children that would go towards such an event, and without any realistic intent on actually handing such presents out, the experience would be mentally disappointing for the kids.

>I bet Pilon is Santa
Improbable. The voklits have outfitted and themed this place around voklit tribes, and at most, given their own twist on christmas. To hire a neumono mall santa would be severely out of place.

>"Are you thinking Pilon is Santa?"
"No."
"I bet that pile of fluff is. He's an actor, right, and a good one? Let's go see."
"No. It's a waste of time."
Come on, I see the top of the tree just over there, we can look down this balcony.
"No."
"Damn, you're actually afraid he is, aren't you?"
"No."
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No. 622725 ID: 602cd8
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622725

"... No. That's not Pilon." It's probably Pilon.
"Well we gotta go ask to make sure. You know what that means, don't you?"
"No."

>Pretend to be a child to get close to him.
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No. 622726 ID: 602cd8
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622726

We get in line.

>"Oh my gosh, miss, your child is adorable"! a tall lady behind us says.

I don't say anything, but I can't stop thinking it.

I am NOT a child!

>"And so fiesty, too!"
yes

also Polo if you don't want to sit in his lap I will

Pilon's empathy is surprisingly... in character. It's as though he legitimately is going to make an attempt to get all the kids their presents.
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No. 622727 ID: ea0ad9

>"Don't tell me to surrender. I am not a child, and I intend on sitting in the adult seats."
Here's a tip: place the shoulder strap BEHIND you. For a larger person, that would be more dangerous, but for you, it's more dangerous to have it in front, as it could snap your neck in an accident.
>There is a thought. Pilon would make a good Santa with all the white fluff.
Yes, go tell Santa you want some Coffee Cake.
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No. 622728 ID: b88e47

Well go sit on his lap and .... ask for whatever it was you needed.
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No. 622729 ID: bdfc23

>>622723
ROKOA: Force polo to sit on his lap, skip in line if you must to cause a big scene.

POLO: Realise this is what you must do for the mission.
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No. 622730 ID: d958ad

>>622726
Go ask for the Grinch's head on a plate.
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No. 622731 ID: d90668

Aww come on when else will you get a free chance to sit on his lap? You can tug on his huge ears even.

So figure out what you want for Christmas and ask him for it. Just avoid causing a scene so we do not ruin things for the children.
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No. 622733 ID: 76e97b

Tell Santa you want a normal fucking partner for Christmas.
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No. 622734 ID: fc154d

What is Pilon's empathy is so believable because he DOES intend on giving everyone their presents? Maybe he's in league with the Grinch and stole all the presents so he could make good on his promises!


....Nah, that's stupid. He's probably just a good actor. Or been mind-fucked by a predator.
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No. 622740 ID: bb78f2

Listen, the second we put Polo on his lap sexual things are going to pop into Polo's head and then this whole fucking place is going to explode from that empathy and confusion.

If you get into his lap, Polo, you go SILENT. Don't say no sexual shit's gonna pop in your head. You've seen the porno's with the grown women in the santa laps and the naughty lists. Or, well, you know of them.

Polo, it's too late, Rokoa's going to force you into his lap, people will be staring if you throw a tantrum to try and stay in character and avoid his lap, and you're brain's going to go a mile a minute. Go silent, get in character as a child, or risk the quickest change from Christmas spirit to riot.
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No. 622741 ID: a18f15

>Pilon is a high target, and if he is trying to lay low, being at the center of a gigantic christmas tree would be a poor decision.
If you're avoid assassins, making yourself too public to hit isn't the worst idea.

>Oh my gosh, miss, your child is adorabl
Be glad there's apparently too much empathic noise here for here to notice there's no way you two are from the same hive, let alone related.

>also Polo if you don't want to sit in his lap I will
That won't work. She's an ex-hivemate, and will ping all his rogue nerves. If we're going for stealth it has to be you.

C'mon, Polo. Undercover stealth work. For the mission. You trained for this. Swallow your dignity and get to it.

>Pilon's empathy is surprisingly... in character. It's as though he legitimately is going to make an attempt to get all the kids their presents.
Well, let's give him a chance to do that, then. Helping you get the Grinch will get their stuff for Christmas, hopefully. (In b4 Pilon is the real neumono Santa).

Go give him your Christmas list. A normal partner, a nice coffee cake, and a complete dossier of everything you need to take down the Grinch.

Plus, hey, you might as well enjoy the chance to sit in the lap of a guy you thought was cute.
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No. 622748 ID: c7afcd

Polo get in character by doing your BEST to look cute and adorable.

And if Santa gives you a pre-prepared, pre-wrapped gift make sure to ask Mommy Rokoa if it is ok to open it.
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No. 622755 ID: a58735

It'd sure be nice if you could selectively silence some thoughts and leave others broadcasting. Oh well, can't keep dawdling in the land of dreams and make-believe.

Right, so this is all very amusing, but as soon as you reveal anything to this guy his empathy is going to change and everyone's going to know something's up. The only way this is going to work is if you trick him into thinking you're a kid, too. Then you ask him for things that would make him think of his investigation and watch his empathy for signs of that.

So, first of all, dredge up your memories of childhood and wallow in them. Aim for a later childhood, early teens feeling - young enough that your 'mother' dragged you along for this and pushed you to it, but old enough to explain any feelings of resentment, skepticism and awkwardness. You tell him you don't really buy into this stuff but the old lady is excited by all this and you're putting up with it for her. She's a cop and she's had to work hard because a ton of delivery vans have been robbed, so the only thing you'd ask for is info that could help her out with that so that the case can be solved and you can enjoy the holidays.
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No. 622761 ID: d5e685

Oh come on Polo, this is your first christmas! Haven't you ever wanted to experience the wonders of sitting on Santa's lap?

Besides, if you don't sit on his lap, Rokoa will, and I'm sure nobody wants to see that.
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No. 622779 ID: 0ee153

>>622755
This seems like the best option. Swallow your pride or Rokoa will end up making things humiliating anyway.

Also, try not to think about a threesome. Don't think about getting naked with both of them, or even just with Rokoa. That'd ruin the disguise.
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No. 622782 ID: fe4bfc

>>622755

Oh I love this idea. If you could pull it off you would have him in the palm of your hand. He can't run off or be quiet or the kids would notice something wrong.

Plus it will make a great story later.
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No. 622794 ID: df6309

Like I said Polo, despair, for its only going to get sillier.
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No. 622830 ID: 602cd8
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622830

>Don't say no sexual shit's gonna pop in your head.
No, I am going to say that.

>Also, try not to think about a threesome.
>Don't think about getting naked with both of them, or even just with Rokoa.
No.

>Haven't you ever wanted to experience the wonders of sitting on Santa's lap?
I have actually not.

I get off Rokoa. I am not the only one who finds him cute, and Rokoa is not the only adult who wants to sit in his lap. I can see that this has already been addressed, incorrectly.

Nonetheless, unwholesome thoughts are typical for heavily populated areas of many neumono gathering together. People are going to think things, and others will know it. It would have to be significantly obscene or out of place to turn an eye.

Which is what I risk causing. The out of place thing, I mean.

>Swallow your pride, act like a child
I have to do this. There's a long line, but we wait.

>"Hohoho, next child, the cute young lady!"

It might be even easier than I think. The girl ahead of me was a minor, yet she was larger than myself. Even a bit taller than the sign would have allowed, although the rulekeeping seems lax.
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No. 622831 ID: 602cd8
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622831

... he's huge and not even a little intimidating.

"Hello." I have to employ a lot of concentration to avoid sending awkward empathic thoughts. Now that I and Pilon are at the center of many people's attention, our thoughts will get scrutinized more. The fact that I'm concentrating on my thoughts hard will also be read, but it is not uncommon to do so, especially for nervous or shy individuals.
>"And what would you like for christmas?"
"I'm uh..." I've got to act like a kid.

Except that as soon as I sit down on his lap, somehow he realises I'm an adult.

He doesn't think I'm a kid.

Now I am nervous.

"I'd like a normal partner, for starters." I say. Much of my plan fell apart right on execution. "... my partner is a cop, and she has to work hard because a ton of delivery cans have been robbed." Somehow this isn't going terribly. Pilon doesn't appear to care that I'm an adult, he just wants to... well, try to give me a good christmas.

It's still like he's not even acting.

>He's probably just a good actor. Or been mind-fucked by a predator.
Uh oh.

This still somehow isn't going disasterously. I'm not the only one who thought it was weird that Pilon is acting like an actual Santa Claus. Even many of the kids thought it. But there's too many minds on me. I can't go silent.

"... I want to hunt down the Grinch to get all the stolen presents back. You're Pilon, right?"
>"Ah, I'd love to help. Let me tell you my backstory."
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No. 622832 ID: 602cd8
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622832

>"I used to be a normal neumono like you and all others in this mall, yes, but the christmas thief, in all his hatred of most giving holiday, sent his predators to change me. Most neumono can't defend themselves against such creatures, but I am as old as the moonlit forest itself, and have learned how to partition my mind. And so I split myself in two. One was my old self, who was eaten. But the other was my good spirit, my charitable and loving side, and that was not something that I would let anyone touch. I would become the embodiment of christmas itself, in order to become the very thing that the grinch hoped to destroy. And that is the story about how I became Neumono Santa Claus."
"... I believe you have information we can use to stop him." I ask, trying to pretend that I am just asking questions able mythology. No one can hear us this far off, and external hive members can only get so much clarity on other's empathy. I think I pick out a couple of people thinking I'm weird, but as soon as I pick up on them picking up, they mentally stare back down as though I looked them in the eye. "And I believe I can get those memories back."
>"I would love to assist you, but I'm sorry, miss, I have a conflicting promise. The Voklit have agreed to help me gather all of the christmas presents I can for all of the children who ask, but only under the promise that I remain here until christmas morning. And that is what I promised, and so it is here that I must stay. It does hurt now, because I understand the severe nature of your concerns. If you do think that I have secrets that will bring back all those lost presents, then please, either find a way to help me right here, or get the Voklit to retract the promise I gave them, at least for the length of time you would need."

Bringing Three Stripes through a crowded mall would be laughable.

"How can I get the Voklit to agree?"
>"I do not know, but I believe their interests lay in me attracting customers, and so perhaps the solution would simply be a monetary substitute for my absence. Is there anything more you would like?"
"... coffee cake."
>"Then I will do my best to give you the best coffee cake you could ever hope for."
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No. 622835 ID: d90668

Dang they got to him to. At least he came through it somewhat ok.

Well unless you know some secret way of unfucking his mind its off to management to convince them to help out.

Which will be tricky. You have no real authority here and if you are not careful with Rokoa she could piss them off fast. A bunch of money might work but might not be enough. They wont be able to find a draw like Pilon easily.

Well tell him you will do your best and to keep up the good work. And that you look forward to meeting the real him later on.
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No. 622836 ID: d958ad

>>622832
Tell him even if you can't get the Voklits to let you go early, you're going to help him afterwards. He doesn't have to be Santa forever.
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No. 622837 ID: a18f15

>>"Then I will do my best to give you the best coffee cake you could ever hope for."
Thank you.

Then excuse yourself and go.

Explain to Rokoa that the Grinch got to him first, and mindfucked him so hard he really thinks he's Santa now. And if we want to get him out of here so you-know-who can fix him, we're going to have to convince the voklit to let us take him. A bunch of voklit who stand to lose sales if we do so, and who would be rather glad to see neumono inconvenienced by this Grinch mess.

...we're going to need one hell of a sales pitch. And no, forcibly extracting him is not an option. We don't have the authority here, or the firepower. And the higher ups are not going to go to war over this.

*Sigh* First thing to do would be to figure out who we even need to talk to.
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No. 622838 ID: 621c58

>Bringing Three Stripes through a crowded mall would be laughable.
What about if we disguise him as a reindeer?
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No. 622839 ID: 0ee153

>>622837
I'm pretty sure our jurisdiction extends to Pilon here, the same way a criminal isn't safe just because he crossed a border. He's involved in the case.

But Polo did say our funds were unlimited if we could justify it... heh. I have an idea.

Call Az. Tell him the voklits would need a temporary replacement for Pilon so you can get the info out of him, and there are lots of MILFs in the mall. Try to convince him to take Pilon's place. I'm sure the Ultraking will be great advertising, and he could probably spin it into good PR too.
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No. 622840 ID: a18f15

>>622839
I meant we don't have the jurisdiction to force the voklit to give him up. We're effectively foreign agents in another country right now, and extradition is pretty tricky if there's no formal treaty for it and/or the other country has reason to want to hold onto someone.

Offering them Az in place of Pilon is brilliant though. He loves to ham it up, and and ultraking is sure to attract enough attention that the voklits' pockets will be happy.
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No. 622841 ID: bb78f2

If Az is coming tell him to visit Three Stripes to make him as Jolly and Santay as possible without messing with his original personality. Just make him give off the empathy of wanting to give gifts to children and for them to have a happy christmas.
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No. 622842 ID: 04b86a

>>622838
Then it would still be laughable, only it'd be for the sort of reason that a CAI would consider to be a compelling argument.

It's a shame no one who could get him sent here is crazy enough to actually go for the plan.

I'm assuming, of course, that by "disguise" you mean "stick a pair of fake antlers on his head and call it good enough."
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No. 622844 ID: d958ad

Oh, this reminds me... is it taboo to date outside your hive? Or with a rogue? (in this alternate universe?)
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No. 622850 ID: 608f4c

>>622842
Oh dear, I just had an horrible suspicion. Quick, scan the surroundings for any suspicious reindeer!
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No. 622852 ID: 8f01e8

You don't have to bring Three Stripes through a crowded mall. You've got that empathic relay back in the evidence locker! Just repair it, build a second one for Three Stripes' end of the connection, maybe add a weak jammer so it's touch range only. Then you can construct additional Pilons from a safe distance.
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No. 622853 ID: 321d85

>>622839
This...sounds like a terrible idea. But also like it might work.

>>615810
AHAHAHA, I've saved this image to my hard drive, and basically every time I look at it, even now, I still giggle over the stupidly incongruous expression on Polo's face.
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No. 622857 ID: c8e05d

>>622852
Oh. Yes. Using the empathic relay would work, if we can. (Although we might need two- one on each end. Hopefully our science guys could reproduce it in a hurry?).
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No. 622860 ID: ea0ad9

>>622839
That's entirely brilliant... If that doesn't work, best you could do is bribe the Volkit into letting Pilon go for a bit. They're after the money, after all.
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No. 622896 ID: 602cd8
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622896

> At least he came through it somewhat ok.
Aside from turning into an actual santa, yes. Like Lamarra, he would have the memories. And, hopefully, he can be reconstructed to his old self as well.

>What about if we disguise him as a reindeer?
..... I'll keep that on the table.

>I'm pretty sure our jurisdiction extends to Pilon here, the same way a criminal isn't safe just because he crossed a border.
While voklit are often receptive towards extraditing criminals for us, if they wish to keep Pilon, we currently don't have the means to extract him without straining relations.

"I'll help you after christmas even if I can't help you before."
>"Thank you."
"Who can I speak to about your employment here?"
>"I'll make a call." says Pilon who, after making a brief phonecall, directs me to the rooftop of the mall where I can talk to someone.
"Thank you once again."

"You actually blushed!" points out Rokoa, upon my leaving Pilon's lap.
"They got a predator to him. He thinks he's actually santa now."
"Why didn't they just kill him?"
"It looks like he may have been able to get away, somehow. He can't remember, but we'll find out."


"Katzati, can we get a relayer between TS and the voklit mall?"
>"Let me see... sorry, but sending a relayer into a public, voklit, place suddenly is a big no-no, we can't send that unless we have undeniable proof that Pilon knows anything and that it will help, and even then it'll take a long time to organize."
"Alright. Put Az on the line."
>"Will do."
>"Hey Polo what's up?" says Az.
"I've made contact with Pilon. A predator got to him, and he thinks he's actually santa. We can do the same thing we did with Lamarra, except that Pilon won't leave without the voklit's go-ahead."
>"What do the voklit have to do with this?"
"Apparently Pilon made a promise to be a mall santa for them."
>"And what's keeping you from taking him away?"
"Pilon made a promise to them, and won't willingly go until either the voklits go ahead. I'm going to try to bribe them, but if they don't accept a reasonable price, are you willing to come down? You are the only neumono I know that could... sort of sit in for Pilon."
>"What, is he some kind of super badass?"
"No, he's nice and popular, and you're... more popular."
>"Polo that is one of the most interesting ideas you've sent me, and maybe also the best and also maybe the worst. Yeah okay, if you get another legitimate field subject for Three Stripes, then I'll come down there. Be sure to seal the deal with the voklit first and run it by me. And none of that bowing to the voklit shit, if they want to do some ritual it's gonna be 5 minutes top of the sharing smoke pipes."
"Alright. I'll keep you updated.
>"Yeah do that, and you better run the deal by me, verbatim, first. Those voklit can be shifty bastards."
".... if you come here, please don't say that."
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No. 622897 ID: 602cd8
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622897

We make our way to the rooftop. A voklit is already there.

>"Greetings, neumono who have been allowed to trespass onto voklit ground." he says, of which I pause on 'allowed to trespass'. "I am Silver Gust, who is heir to Silver Cloud, who oversees this land, the Silver Cloud."
"My name is Polo, and this is Rokoa."
"He really speaks like a voklit."
"... we would like to talk about Pilon's employment here."
>"State your business with the Calmer of Neumono."
"I would like to take him on an 8 hour break immediately." It may not take that long, but we don't know how fast Three Stripes can do this.
>"We cannot allow that. Our neumono employoees have reported that he has spread good will cleaned their minds of stress and wallet related reservations, like the birds within the alligator's maw. This must wait until after your adoption of the alien ideals."
"We can make it worth your while. If it's money you want, we will recompensate for Pilon's absent."
>"You are desperate for the grey fluff, like the starving bison upon a carpet of grass. Tell me how you plan to recompensate us."
"With only an 8 hour absence, and not charging anyone money to see Pilon to begin with, I cannot expect that 5,000 zeny won't be sufficient."
>"No. You take us to do anything for money? No amount of money can accomplish what Pilon is doing, as though you are supplying us with flinging stones so that we may fish."
"... what if we got a neumono substitute for Pilon?"
>"What other neumono could possibly believe himself to be santa claus?"
"... not santa claus, but what if I brought Ultraking Az here?"
>"Hahaha, if you manage to bring Az, then the voklit may yet accept stones so that we may hunt the birds while others do the fishing."
"We would still have to pay?"
>"Yes. How much would you offer us?"
"For this, I think that a donation of 5,000 zeny will be plenty." It's almost nothing if this actually works, but I expect to haggle.
>"Such a petty amount! For one so desperate as to be able to call upon Az, we expect that 30,000 zeny will be pocket change for he who calls themselves so mighty."
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No. 622898 ID: bdfc23

>>622897
No deal, walk away.
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No. 622899 ID: 88960e

It is not an act of desperation to call a great warrior and leader to the field. It is an act of respect.

You would insult us by raising the price to show you this respect? You would imply that his presence would be a burden to be compensated for?

Also, remember they promised to help Pilon get presents out to as many neumono as possible. We need this break to help him to that. Rufusing to let us help him means they're going back on their own deal.

Haggle the price back down.
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No. 622900 ID: d958ad

>>622897
Haggle. How about 12,000?

30k is a high fucking price but it's not completely unaffordable is it? If we can haggle that down to like 20k... Be sure to run it by Az before agreeing to the price, of course, and get a clearly defined agreement too.
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No. 622904 ID: f61b8d

If it matters, about how much is one zeny? Like, how many zeny does an average middle-class job pay per hour?

Maybe it's not important, because these matters might be out of the normal scale of financial dealings, anyway.
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No. 622905 ID: 0ee153

Go up to 7,000. I'm willing to bet he highballed it to see how desperate we were.
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No. 622918 ID: bb78f2

>>622897
"Well, this is clearly something you need to haggle over with Az if we're talking about his money then. We got him to like the idea over communications, but obviously if we're going to enter a business contract with money considering him, the man himself needs to do the deal. Not like any paperwork or deal would even be rightfully legal if we just did it here without his input."

He said run it by him first. We have to.
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No. 622951 ID: 7d265e

...maybe we shouldn't have worn the tourist trash to these negotiations? Or would it be disrespectful to remove the headdresses now.
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No. 623426 ID: 602cd8
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623426

>maybe we shouldn't have worn the tourist trash to these negotiations? Or would it be disrespectful to remove the headdresses now.
Voklit might be offended by seemingly arbitrary things, but considering that it was them who stocked this tourist trash, I feel it would be unreasonable even for them.

>If it matters, about how much is one zeny?
Under 30,000 in a year is the poverty line.

I turn my microphone back on for Katzati, so that she can patch it through to Az if he cares to listen and give any input.

"7,000. Calling upon one of our strongest warriors should not be seen as being desperate, but as respect."
>"Such as the respect he gave us upon stripping us of all our land from us, or the respect he gave his beloved alien overseers when he took our land after they said not to? No. Ultraking Az coming here is only accepted as an offering allowing further negotiations."

Damnit, Az.

"Then this. You promised Pilon to help him deliver as many presents as possible. We require his presence in order to do just that. Keeping him from us would be holding your promise back."
>"And what requires the Grey One's presence, that cannot be performed here?"
"That is classified."
>"Hmph, so you have nothing more?"
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No. 623428 ID: 602cd8
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623428

You're really nailing this one, Polo. Rokoa sarcastically emits, while she does nothing to help.

>"Don't give 'em more than ten grand, Polo." says Az, who is listening after all, and speaking through my internal ear piece that I've had all this time and only just now is convenient to use. "You give them what they want, and they're just gonna want more."

"Fine, then. 10,000 zeny. We aren't going to pay more."
>"You must. 10,000 may be acceptable, even if it is pocket change. Understand our Chief's electric bills soar, like the eagle. First, however. You, who looks upon me like the disrespectful neumono of old." says Silver Gust, looking at Rokoa. "You are with her, and you would be part of paying us 10,000 Zeny, yet I can feel your disrespect as though I shared your empathic ways. I will accept this money, if you bow."
"I'm not bowing."
>"Bow, or I will not accept your money."
"Not gonna bow."
"Just bow, Rokoa."
>"Bow before I, within my own territory, of which you intrude."
"I'm not gonna grovel at your feet just so you can line your chair with cash, voklit."
"It's just bowing, Rokoa."
"Not to him it isn't."
>"Tell Rokoa Az said to bow, Polo."
"Az says to Bow, Rokoa."
"I don't care if my mother told me to bow, not like she would, I'm not doing it."
"She's not doing it, Az."
>"That's some bullshit I didn't expect, Polo."
>"Bow, neumono, or - "

This exchange, if it can be called an exchange of any kind, is interrupted by a phone call to Silver Gust.

>"There are others who have wished to purchase Pilon's time. They are offering far more than yourself."
"How much?"
>"50,000 zeny."
"Do they also have a replacement for Pilon?"
>"No, they have already shown respect for us in other ways." I can't imagine what hoops the 50,000 bidder leapt through, in that case.

>"Oh fuck that and fuck this, I'm prepping an extraction." Az says.
>"No, you're not, Az!" I hear Lucera in the background yell, despite being below Az. "It's our jobs on the line too, Ultraking!"
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No. 623430 ID: d958ad

>>623428
Tell him you are very sure that if Pilon is allowed to leave with these other bidders, he will not return in any condition to continue working. Also, it is in his best interest to reveal who the bidder is.

Maybe we can show respect in other ways, as well? Rokoa won't bow, but maybe something else can be arranged? A favor or service rendered?

Regardless of the response, let's use this as a trap. Let the high bidders come. We will ambush them as they try to extract Pilon. We won't NEED Pilon if we can get more clues from the high bidders.
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No. 623440 ID: 88960e

>Rokoa won't bow
>Az is prepping a forced extraction
Time for cowboy diplomacy, I think.

Shoot her in the knee. Make her bow.

>annother interest is willing to pay
All the voklit can do is realease Pilon from his obligation to stay here. They can't make him go with anyone else unless he wants.
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No. 623441 ID: bb78f2

Tell the voklit that bowing is not a form of respect for Rokoa. An honorable fight is though. She'd fight you if he'd prefer some form of respect, or another champion, if he's just a mushy businessman.

Listen, dude, just take the money or there's probably going to be a fight anyway and then Rokoa's going to dishonorably kill you and then ruin this place because we can't control her at this point. We take no responsibility for Rokoa past this warning as she is a very impulsive woman. It is NOT a threat, it is advice because, as you can see, we cannot control our friend here.

So take the money or take the money and the honorable fight or take the dishonorable execution at the hands of a loose-cannon, then unemployed, police officer. His choice.

We OUT. PEACE.
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No. 623445 ID: d958ad

>>623440
>can't make Pilon go with the high bidders
That is a good point. Once Pilon's out of Voklit hands... can't we just steal him from the high bidders who are almost certainly Grinch thugs?
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No. 623450 ID: d90668

I agree with Rokoa here. The Volkit are taking advantage of someone who is currently mentally incapable of consent. They are throwing honor away for money and are using there past friendship with Pilon to milk him for all he is worth.

So call them out on there bullshit. Having Pilon help with Christmas while he is in this condition is one thing. But selling him off to the people who did this to him is disgusting.

As for Az just tell him to mobilize a carrier or something just outside the Volkit lands. If the grinch tries to send someone to pick Pilon up he can grab them.

And let the chief know if he starts working with known terrorists he can kiss any treaties he has goodbye. All we have to do is leak word that they helped the Grinch who stole Christmas and public opinion will make sure bad things happen. God I can already see the news reports now. Pictures of Pilon as santa looking cute with a big question mark over his face and the headline "Santa Kidnapped!". Then lots of videos of crying children.
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No. 623454 ID: 0ee153

>>623441
>>623450
These. They might somehow not be aware that he's loopy in the head, no empathy after all. Try the honor bit first, then the fight. If that doesn't work, tell Rokoa to kill him. I doubt she doesn't have a weapon hidden on her.
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No. 623460 ID: b5d98b

Its sad to see how low the volkits have fallen. Selling friends and honor for money. I wonder what your forefathers would say if they saw us here today. Would they betray a friends trust for money and petty spite?
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No. 623462 ID: 7d265e

The big problem here is we want to get Pilon out without causing an international incident. A forced extraction of Pilon would work now, but their would be civilians hurt in that mall, the voklit would fight, and it would basically be a disaster. At the very least, it would ruin the careers of everyone involved. It could swell to be a larger political problem than that.

>just kill him
...we certainly don't have the legal authority for that. And killing one voklit leader would hardly solve our problems.

>"That is classified."
He is aware that Pilon was attacked and injured prior to his employment at their mall? We offer a means to remedy that.

>not bowing
Something empathic along the lines "damnit Rokoa, if you won't bow to his authority, bow to mine. We need this, I'll make it up to you."

Or we could try the diplomatic approach. She's like you- she won't bow to anyone who hasn't proven themselves worthy of that respect. I suggest if you want it, you take the chance to earn it, directly.
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No. 623473 ID: 0ee153

>>623462
>no legal authority
Self-defense is legal everywhere, and he's already enslaved one mind-raped neumono, then tried to sell him to the Grinch. We're perfectly within our rights to kill him if he tries anything funny with us.
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No. 623482 ID: 71b063

Ask Rokoa what it was her Queen said to her when she sent her with you. Something about backrubs? Laundry? Doing exactly what she's told?
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No. 623489 ID: 82efdc

>>623473
Assassinating someone being uncooperative in a negotiation is not self defense, by any stretch of the imagination. (Not that neumono statute would hold any water in voklit territory anyways).

And holding someone to a (perhaps unfair) work contract over the holidays isn't illegal, slavery, or even uncommon. And one can make the case that taking advantage of altered mental states for profit is the entire business model of a casino anyways.

Nevermind that we're supposed to be bound to rules about appropriate use of force. Or that killing him doesn't get us what we want. It'll enrage the other voklit, who won't release Pilon to us (and who will very likely try to kill us, when we aren't in full gear) and it won't stop Az from sending a hard extraction force into the middle of a mall slash reservation, or prevent the mess that will cause.
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No. 623494 ID: 8f01e8

Go ahead, get the extraction stuff ready, just use it to grab Pilon when he leaves the reservation in the custody of that competing bidder.
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No. 623741 ID: b88e47

"10k and no bow, or 10k and an asswhooping."
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No. 623839 ID: 3ed831

make a deal with Rokoa to make her bow. something she wants of you as long as it is within reason.
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No. 624155 ID: 602cd8
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624155

>Kill him
I would like to go to a single place this mission without it turning into a firefight, especially one where I shot first.

"One moment. Az, just leave a carrier nearby. We can intercept Pilon if the other bidders purchase Pilon."
>"Hey, good idea, we'll let others' pay out the ass for him."

"Are you aware that Pilon has had his mind altered? Neumono don't typically think themselves as santa."
>"I was not. Supply me proof."
"We have reason to suspect a predator was involved."
>"And what is your proof?"
"My primary argument for this is that he believes he's Santa Claus."
>"And your Ultraking believes himself to be honorable."

>He's selling out Pilon for cash
This would be awful, but I cannot call him out on it effectively, as it's merely cash to retract their agreement with Pilon and allow him to leave. It is only offensive if they are actually handing Pilon over against his will. I fear that the Grinch's thugs may have a means, though, to convince Pilon. If they simply were to force him out, or if they did not have means to convince Pilon by his own accord then there is no point in bidding for this. Even if there was it's useless to enter a bidwar when there is no benefit for someone to get the voklit to retract their contract when someone else would so it. It opens the same window for everyone.

"I believe Pilon was a friend of your tribes, correct?"
>"Moreso to our chief and my father, but a friend of my father's is a friend of mine."
"It is in his best interests, and yours, that you reveal these other bidders to us."
>"I might have introduced you to your competitor, but the large one has not even bowed."
"...damnit. Rokoa, bow to him! Our objective is more important than your pride or mine!"
"I'm not compromising my pride."
"Silver Gust, she doesn't bow to people who haven't proved it. The only thing she listens to is force. If you can beat her in combat, she'll bow." I say that with all the presumption I've ever had, but it ends up being true based on Rokoa's mental response.
>"No. We are a peaceful tribe, and would not sully our hands by doing battle simply to have someone who owes us respect to show it."
I turn back to Rokoa.
"You might not care if your mother tells you to, but what about your queen? I remember her saying something about doing anything I say. Backrubs and laundry. Do I need to call her to get her to tell you to bow, too?"
".... no. You don't need to call her."
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No. 624156 ID: 602cd8
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624156

She starts edging out a bow.
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No. 624157 ID: 602cd8
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624157

It ends up deep. She's at least going the full mile now that she's doing it. Voklit ideas of respect and trades can be convoluted, tenuous and arbitrary at best, but even by usual stereotypes, Silver Gust is bad. I legitimately did not want to force Rokoa to bow, but I did mean my words. I'd sacrifice any of my own dignity if it even marginally increased the chances of catching the grinch. Unfortunately, Silver Gust is demanding her's in particular.

>"Very well. That is a good bow, neumono, you would do well to take such posture in the future."

Don't go on a power trip and rub it in, bastard.

I believe Rokoa catches on to my misgivings, at least.
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No. 624158 ID: 602cd8
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624158

Nonetheless, I am hoping that a little bit of time will eliminate her currently aggressive thoughts of murdering this voklit and beating my snout inwards.

"Do I need your permission to get back up?"
"No. Thank you, Rokoa." I almost want to apologize. I almost want to run.

>"Come, then, I shall bring you."
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No. 624159 ID: 602cd8
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624159

Silver Gust shows us to a restaurant, where a Pomi with stranger fashion headgear than us is sitting. He points us to that table, and walks off.

This could be a trap set for us, but it's still well within the public area of the mall. None of the other patrons look suspicious.
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No. 624161 ID: d958ad

>>624159
Don't underestimate the Grinch. That entire underground hideout was compromised. What makes you think this restaurant isn't? Ask Rokoa to keep a lookout while you talk to the Pomi. Find out who they are and what their business is with Pilon (it's probably Miss). Also maybe how they got their hands on all that cash. Lastly, their timing is suspicious. You're gonna want an explanation about that.

Ask for ID, of course. Also tell them to keep their hands visible.
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No. 624163 ID: ea0ad9

I don't know why, but something about that hat rubs me wrong.
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No. 624166 ID: bb78f2

>>624155
You know, you DID have proof, Polo.
Pilon straight up admitted to locking part of his mind away to defend himself from a predator.
He is a witness to his victimization.
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No. 624171 ID: d90668

Need to have a chat with Rokoa about the difference between a cop and a agent. You have your job because you can get the job done no matter what. Being able to swallow your pride is a strength not a weakness.

As for the Pomi you better assume they have been here the whole time. They have probably been assigned to watch over Pilon in case anyone approached him. As soon as word got to them that you where here and trying to move him they put there plan into motion. And if the buying his contract thing does not work you can bet they have backup plans.

Remember that they could have killed the people they tampered with. They had a reason for leaving them alive. Might have been to avoid drawing attention to themselves but there could be other reasons you do not know about yet.

Just make sure if anything happens its not you firing the first shot. You want the Volkits on your side.
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No. 624172 ID: 82efdc

>I almost want to apologize. I almost want to run.
Note to self: you owe your terrifying partner. Find a way to make this up to her, at the first available opportunity.

>>624159
Take a seat and introduce yourself as her apparent rival at the Christmas bachelor action.

>>624166
Testimony really isn't proof, though. Evidence, not proof. The real problem is would be difficult to present empathic evidence to any non-neumono, since they can't perceive it directly. I suppose the civilians could testify that his empathy is unusual.
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No. 624182 ID: 602cd8
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624182

>Proof: Pilon straight up admitted to locking part of his mind away to defend himself from a predator.
It would have been nice to say this first. But Silver Gust's retort against Pilon saying he was Santa Clause was so ridiculous, that I don't believe having Pilon himself say it would be taken with much weight.

"Rokoa, watch my back for me. There's a good chance the Grinch has compromised this restaurant, if not the whole casino."
She says nothing, but she'll do it.

>It's Miss
That is what I am going to refer to her as until I know her name, yes.

>Something about that hat rubs me wrong.
In my current situation, I cannot judge.

"Hello, Miss?"
>"How'd you know my name?"
".... that is not a name."
>"Hey, don't tell me what my parents did or didn't name me! You're kinda rude yourself, miss."
"That... nevermind. Excuse me. I am Polo, your apparent rival. What is your business with Pilon?"
>"What's it to you?"
"For one thing, it's a lot of cash. Where'd you get all that from?"
>"I just won it big from roulette, if you gotta know! I even won a silly hat. If you don't believe me, then just go ask."
"And you just happened to use it on trying to get Pilon away from his santa gig?"
>"Hey, you should know all about people telling what you can and can't do with your allowances, kiddie."
"The timing of this is also suspicious. I was dealing with voklit to do the same thing."
>"Well, dang. I shoulda just let you pay then, huh? I mean, shouldn't you be thanking me? Well, except I guess not, since once Pilon knows it was me who got him out he'd probably come with me sooner than you. In fact, I should be talking to him now! But I was told to hold on a minute and get a free meal here in exchange to meet up with someone. That someone is you. So uh... was that it?"
"What do you want with Pilon?"
>"What do YOU want from Pilon?"
"... may I see your ID?"
>"No, just call me Miss!"

>"It actually checks out, Polo." says Katzati. "We're running what agents we have there to check out the surveillance cams. She did play roulette, and judging by the reactions, she did win and then go over to talk about getting Pilon released."
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No. 624183 ID: d958ad

>>624182
Hmm. Well, if the whole casino is compromised, and the roulette is rigged, then that could've been staged. Maybe a bit far-fetched though... For now let's treat her as a civilian.

Tell her you're police, and Pilon might have information on a case you're working on, but you need to bring him elsewhere to get that information. Then she'll have to tell you why she wants him, as per the deal.
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No. 624186 ID: d90668

While it is possible she has nothing to do with the grinch I would remain skeptical. But there are more players here than just the grinch and am sure that Pilon has friends that would be looking out for him.

Well if you are a friend of Pilon then by all means lets go chat with him. Our goals might me more similar than we think.

If Pilon does know her it would be a simple enough way of figuring out her story.
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No. 624187 ID: 82efdc

>won't show her ID
Well, you may see mine. *Flash badge* I'm an agent of the UDA.

>"What do YOU want from Pilon?"
And our interest in Pilon is neumono do not normally convincingly think they are Santa Claus, or describe magic origin stories that sound like predator attacks. Unwilling mental alteration is a serious crime, and we are interested in offering him treatment, as well as investigating it.

>Well, except I guess not, since once Pilon knows it was me who got him out he'd probably come with me sooner than you
Can I take it that you know him, then? If so, surely you must have noticed something is off with him, even without the benefit of empathy.

>negotiate
Ask again what it is she wants with him. Surely Pilon could go with her after we've helped him? If she withdrew her bid, she could still get what she wants, and get to keep the money. She could have her cake and eat it too.
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No. 624190 ID: 602cd8
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624190

I take off the voklit headgear for the time being. There's a few others around, but none that appear to be paying us any attention.

"Government business. I am a UDA agent. I take it you know Pilon, then?"
>"Oh, shit, the feds? You're with - you're an agent? Oh, geez, okay, no I don't know Pilon, but I wanted to get to know him!"
"Have you at least noticed something strange about him?"
>"Yeah, actually. I've noticed he's way, way, way too adorable. I want to fuck him!"
"I - what."
>"Oh my gosh, do you not know what he looks like? He is adorable and he is large! Probably large dow-"
"That's enough."
>"Okay, sorry, sorry! I just figured he was up for grabs since I mean, there was a neumono girl who brought him out of the brothel looking all flustered. I think they were doing some kinky stuff cause she was all wearing these fancy looking science gog - ack!" she jumps a little in her chair.
"What?"
>"Er, no, that was it. I mean, no, there was a neumono girl who brought him out. Of a room."
"You were about to say science goggles."
>"There's a lot of weird headgears around here, you know? Haha you look kinda flustered, you're not actually a kid, are you?"
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No. 624194 ID: d958ad

>>624190
She just got yelled at via an earpiece or something. Look around to see if you notice anyone staring over this way (Scratch is around, I bet). If you don't immediately see who it is, get the earpiece from her (maybe with Rokoa's help) and talk into it. Tell whoever's on the other side to come meet you or you might just decide to investigate Miss's activities in the casino a little closer.

Meanwhile, ask Katzati if she can get any surveillance footage of the goggle-wearing neumono. Just in case Miss and her associate won't talk.
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No. 624196 ID: d90668

To be honest I have had similar thoughts about him myself. We got to see some of his videos before we came out here and adorable does not do him justice. And no I am just small.

Her jumping like that makes me suspicious that someone is feeding her lines and said to much when she mentioned the goggles.

Obviously we are supposed to check out this brothel and get mugged and predatored so you cant interfere anymore.

Or she realized halfway through talking about a brothel that you look like a kid and that she just admitted to being in a brothel in front of a cop. People do get nervous around badges after all.

Tell her that brothels are perfectly legal here and you could care less. But you would be interested in which brothel he was at. Tell her if she helps you out you will let Pilon know how she was trying to help him and put a good word in with him. That or suggest a three way and see how she reacts.
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No. 624197 ID: d958ad

Hang on, she left something out of her story. How did she show respect?
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No. 624199 ID: 82efdc

She just let slip that the Grinch has an agent on site. Korli's here, on site, keeping tabs on Pilon. And she was remotely rebuked for it.

Act as if you didn't catch it, but pass that along as soon as you can. Let Rokoa know via empathy now, if possible.

>Haha you look kinda flustered, you're not actually a kid, are you?
Deadpan sarcasm. Yes, I am. The government employs children to interfere with interspecies prostitution funded by gambling in foreign territory.

(Telling a bad joke and shifting the conversation away from her gaff makes it look more like you missed it- like you either were flustered, or were thinking too much about banter).

>what else do
Ask her if she would be willing to conduct her... liaison, after you've had your chance to talk with him. If he is willing to accept her offer, it's not as if you're going to put him off that, and she can keep her winnings, too.

(She's probably going to make an excuse, since if she's on remote comms and they wanted the Korli slip-up covered, that means she's connected to the Grinch. Still, we have to try, and we have to pretend we don't know).
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No. 624212 ID: bb78f2

Miss, I'm smart enough to know who you work for. That someone rigged a roulette wheel with a magnet for you to win, just like how they did it in Grim Fandango, and then buy Pilon with the proceeds.

These people are DICKs, Miss. Huge dicks. They steal from children, and are probably planning to do worse to them. Not only that, but they made Pilon functionally retarded for the time being. So, even if your desire to bone him is true, I have to inform you that it would legally be considered date rape.
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No. 624233 ID: 82362a

Find out if Ultraking Az will work as Pilon's proxy for the xenophile Pomi.
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No. 624240 ID: e6e219

Before you let her know that the jig is up you should see if you can distract her enough into making more mistakes.

You want to talk about topics that will poke holes in her story. Like here supposed attraction to Pilon. Tell her that you think he is pretty cute and you hear he is a actor as well. Also ask about her lucky gambling streak today and how her trip here has been.

Try to play good cop and be her friend. If she opens up to you a bit her tongue will loosen and she will make more mistakes.

She already stopped for one free meal so maybe you can take advantage of that and give her more free stuff. If you join her for dinner you could order some fancy drinks and try to get her tipsy.
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No. 624311 ID: ea0ad9

From what we've heard, Pilon's pretty big on keeping his deals... If she wants to hire him on as an escort, that's her business, and you've got no reason to stop her, only to postpone it. You might even be able to come to an aggreement with her--She helps you out by getting him into the agency to get cured of the enemy's "poison," and you can hand him over to her afterwards. That way she'll get the real experience--Show her the videos. The guy's completely willing to make it real.
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No. 624335 ID: 602cd8
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624335

"Yes, actually, the government made minors into UDA agents and had them investigate xenophiles."
>"Okay, point taken! It's just, wow you're short. Like, you can barely see the top of the table."
"A question. How did you show the voklit respect?"
>"What?"
"To purchase Pilon's freedom."
>"... I paid them?"

I suspected as much, the voklit did not care to get respect from aliens. Silver Gust may have just been being vindictive.

> Look around to see if you notice anyone staring over this way
It's still clean.

"Nevermind. I do understand that he is attractive. But I'd like to speak to him first. His mentality has been changed, Miss, and attempting to bring him into a... bedroom would be taking advantage of his current state."
>"Oh, shit? Really? Uh... yeah that's kinda... oh. Er, uh, who's your friend back there staring at us?"
"That is my partner."
>"Is she alright? She's kinda looking unwell."
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No. 624336 ID: 602cd8
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624336

Rokoa knows something is up with Miss via my empathy. Her empathy, with the context of that managerial looking voklit talking to her, makes me believe that she's being asked to leave. Perhaps because of her murderous rage mixed with loitering right in front of the restaurant, effectively, if unintentionally, preventing anyone from entering. Or leaving.

"Katzati, run a background check on Miss, and try to get any surveillance on Korli." I murmur in my scarf when I turn around to look.
>"We're on it, but there's not much surveillance in that place. In fact, no surveillance in many consumer areas that aren't main halls or gambling areas or stuff like that. As for Miss, she's checking out clean."


Miss fidgets.

>"So uh, yeah you can talk to Pilon first, just let him know that I paid for his way out and to come see me after you're done doing whatever you're doing with him."
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No. 624341 ID: d958ad

>>624336
...really? She's letting us take Pilon? Well don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Something weird's up with Miss but she's not obstructing us... Probably just a third party that doesn't want to piss off the Grinch.

Also uh, maybe ask your bosses if they know any way to calm Rokoa down because she's very close to killing someone right now and it might be you.
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No. 624342 ID: 82efdc

>So uh, yeah you can talk to Pilon first, just let him know that I paid for his way out and to come see me after you're done doing whatever you're doing with him.
That would be agreeable.

Make the deal, arrange for Pilon's pickup, don't have Az call off the intercept team in case we need it (if Miss is working for of with someone, especially the Grinch, we can't trust they won't try something). Go intervene before your partner hurts someone.

Then we follow up on Korli and/or get Pilon out of here.
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No. 624346 ID: bb78f2

>>624336
What's the point of taking him if you're NOT going to have sex with him? Or are you going to rape him regardless?

Well, what we want to do is fix his mentality, so I suppose it wouldn't be rape at that point if Pilon accepted. The thing is, Pilon was only goaded into this deal while under this mentality, tricked by the voklit. There's no guarantee he will follow through once we give him the mental care he needs. You may need to pay HIM to follow through, which means you're paying double for what you thought was only going to be a single purchase.

Your money, Miss. You want to spend it on a drunk gigalo that we're going to take the sober tank first, fine.
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No. 624353 ID: ea0ad9

...Is Rokoa's mouth bleeding? Thank Miss for her offer, and agree to take her up on it.
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No. 624365 ID: d90668

If she is working for the grinch she is a crappy agent. Unless her job is to keep you here while someone else does something to Pilon.

Tell her you will do just that. Ask for her contact info and tell her she can come with you to meet Pilon if she wants. Mention that if things go well he should be healthy again in a few days.

Need to figure out a way of dealing with Rokoa in social situations. She is great in a fight but a bit creepy in public.
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No. 624403 ID: 39d99f

>>624353
she appears to be gritting her teeth really hard.
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No. 624466 ID: c7afcd

Maybe you should give Rokoa a backrub instead to help her calm down
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No. 624470 ID: 0ee153

>>624466
Do this. Seriously, she's gritting her teeth hard enough to draw blood, you need to apologize and Rokoa doesn't care much about words. You need to soothe her pride. Do her laundry and give her a backrub to apologize for invoking that clause.
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No. 624563 ID: 602cd8
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624563

"Thanks, Miss. Give me your number. I'll contact you to meet Pilon when he's ready. You know that there is no guarantee that he is interested in aliens, correct?"
>"Yeah I know! It's a risk I'm willing to take. Thanks buddy!"

I receive her number, and go get Rokoa before she starts anything.

"We've got the go-ahead."
"Really? That was easy."
"Yeah. Too easy. Let's go get Pilon, fast. Katzati, arrange for a dropship to show up to pick up Pilon and us."
>"The Chief actually just gave us flying clearance, he's cooperating with us on this one. So just get Pilon and wait for us up top. Oh, and we'll be sending an agent to keep eyes on Miss. It sounds like she knows more than she let on."
"Yeah."
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No. 624566 ID: 602cd8
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624566

"Rokoa."
"Yeah?"
"Sorry."

She picks me up by the scarf.

"You know I can feel you're not actually sorry."
"I am. I didn't like that. I'm not sorry as in regretful, I'm sorry as in sympathetic. I would do it again. I would do it if I were in your position."
"Do you know what my position is? Have you ever watched your hivemates get their heads kicked in because they didn't give the 'proper respect', knowing full well what would happen? We spent decades risking our limbs by not bowing down, just so we wouldn't be their doormats. You had me throw all that out. If you haven't, then you don't know my position."
"I can still gather the importance of it. But that was a different time."
"You know that if it wasn't, I wouldn't have let that end in your favor. I'm wrong, though. It wasn't you who made me bow. It was my queen. She doesn't care about my pride. At least you cared a little bit as you trampled it."
"Yeah. I'll make it up to you."
"How?"
"... I don't know. Backrubs. Your laundry."
"Those are the pettiest fucking make-ups I've ever heard of."
"I don't have much better off hand."
"I didn't say I didn't want those."
"... just get your backpack and let's go."
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No. 624569 ID: 602cd8
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624569

Pilon bids farewell to those in line, telling everyone currently in line to write a letter to him that he will read on his return, and lets them know that a replacement is coming while he is gone. We bring him up to the rooftop, where a dropship pilot is waiting for him.

I would ask Katzati to double check this is the right dropship just in case, but Az steps out.

"Hey Polo. I see you brought the giant eared horror." Az says.
>"I'm Pilon, sir Ultraking."
"Yeah, keep your distance. I'm gonna be filing those ears under our documented list of lethal weapons. You're the kind of guy I wished was a girl. Anyway, there's who must be Grinny McSmileface. I've heard a thing about you. Said you were pretty tall, but doesn't seem like that from up here."
"Want me to change your viewing angle?"
"I'm gonna give you a shot, later, whether you change your mind or not, but right now I've got people to put on my lap. Polo I couldn't help but overhear that you made Rokoa bow down to a voklit, yeah?"

"That is correct, sir."
"That's some fucked up shit. You're young, so I won't think badly of you young upstarts and your naivety or whatever the word is, but don't do that again. Rokoa, you've got nerve. Want to be an honorary UDA agent?"
"Yeah."

"Sir, that is inadvisable."
"Too late, Polo, I'm no voklit-giver." says Az.
"I won't complain, but please promise me you will stop saying stuff like that. That is awful. And not Az-is-talking awful. Actually awful."
"Stinging like a butterfly, Polo, but yeah okay I just had to clear out my system, cause there's gonna be a lot of stockpiling from here on out. Anyway Rokoa, as you've guessed, that means you don't have to go take shit from Polo, I don't give a rat's behind about what your queen said. She can take it up with me if she gives you sass for not taking Polo's sass. You get a free pass as long as Polo comes out with her limbs intact. I like her. I like you. Let's keep it that way. Like one mini ultra hive."
"You got it, just remember I'm gonna hunt you down if you change your mind.

"Az, there are children. Please put a shirt on."
"Polo, as your honorary equal, shut up." Rokoa says. My enjoyment of this mission has gone into the negatives.

>"Understood." Katzati starts. "That does lead a question, though, to Rokoa and Polo - where will you two be going? You can go back to Miss if you want to press her more, but we do want to find Korli. We also aren't ruling out that there are other grinch agents on the loose down there. Still, we have a decent number of agents in there, now, and we've got a fully manned carrier just behind the nearby mountain range, so it's perfectly fine if you want to escort Pilon up here."
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No. 624570 ID: d958ad

>>624568
Well it's not like they're gonna shoot down the dropship, and Miss is being watched, so let's go find Korli.
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No. 624573 ID: d90668

Well if they manage to steal Pilon out from under us we have way bigger problems than the Grinch fiasco going on. So he should be safe with your team without you.

I would check out the brothel lead while you are here. If they have a secret base here with a relay it could be a pile of evidence for the taking. Plus if shit goes down Rokoa might get a chance to maul some people and let off stress.

On the way over you should chat with her about this whole Volkit thing. Its obviously way bigger than we realized and you need to know her better. Would not have made her bow if we had known it was this big of a issue. If Neumono over a certain age are all vaguely racist because of some old war it would be good to know why.

Plus now that she is not your henchman anymore you need to clear the air. Her being on equal footing means you can't hold her back the way you have been. You need to prove yourself so that she listens to you out of respect and not obligation.
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No. 624575 ID: 82efdc

>>624566
We put our lives and dignity on the line for this mission. We're not going to expect any less from her.

(Not that pretending to be a kid is the same thing as being forced to bow, but).

>[Making her bow]'s some fucked up shit.
You ordered her to do the same, sir. The only difference was my orders were followed.

Thank you following that up by stripping my authority to give her orders.

>Rokoa's an honorary agent, no sass taking
For the record, if you're being treated as an agent, I expect you to act like one. There are rules, and I will hold you to them, acting agent Rokoa.

>what do
I think we can trust our non-Polo-and-Rokoa people to keep Pilon safe and get his memories back. The trip by spaceship and Three Stripes fixing will take hours, and we have other leads to chase.

We can trust over agents to sit on Miss, I think. Let's go Korli hunting.
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No. 624596 ID: a8ebe9

What the fuck boss? You told me to tell her to bow not half a hour ago and now it's suddenly my idea?

And I have not been giving her shit. Orders yes but none of them have been anything but professional.

Go check on this brothel thing while muttering about your boss.
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No. 624598 ID: ea0ad9

If Miss was aided by the Grinch, she's probably in danger for assisting you, but they're already keeping an eye on her.
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No. 624610 ID: bb78f2

>>624569
Keep an eye out for inside agents. Miss giving up Pilon was too easy. Something tells me they're going to try and take him on the way there somehow. So I actually think you should ride with Pilon to make doubley sure he isn't intercepted.

Miss and Korli are small time. Something tells me Korli has a empathy relay right on her person, so I don't really want to engage her lest she sets an entire crowd of mall zombies on you.
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No. 624620 ID: 602cd8
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624620

>Well it's not like they're gonna shoot down the dropship
... yeah. Yeah, what would the chances of that be?

In actuality, if they did have a way to intercept the dropship, I doubt that us being on board would change the outcome.

"Az, you ordered Rokoa to bow, too."
"Yeah cause I thought she was some dumb meatshield." I resist asking what changed when he met her.
"The only differences is that she obeyed it when I ordered it."
"You trying to usurp me?"
"No. I'm sarcastically going to thank you for stripping my ability to keep ordering her to do things. I am putting my life and dignity on the line. She has proven willing to put her life on the line, but if she's going to be an agent, I expect her to do more."
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No. 624622 ID: 602cd8
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624622

"Quit complaining Polo, we've got people to hunt." Rokoa picks me up by the scarf again, running back into the mall.
"We'll search for Korli. There's only one brothel, anyways." I say to Rokoa, but also Katzati, with the microphone in the scarf conveniently shoved in my face.
"How many exits do - shit, Az forgot to give me a phone to whoever you've been talking to. You have been talking to someone, right?"
"Yes, I have."
"Whatever, you find and hide by the exit Korli's most likely to run out of while I search room by room to get her to try and escape. Get another agent to do the same if there's some other likely exit."
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No. 624624 ID: d958ad

>>624622
Looks like you're subtlety and she's brute force. Appropriate. Pretty good idea too. Warn her not to get mesmerized by the booty while she's working.

Also tell her to quit manhandling you goddamn it. She can at least ask you if you want to be dragged around.
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No. 624632 ID: 82efdc

You do realize if you try to flush her out in that manner, you're giving her plenty of time to call it in, and ample opportunity for the voklit to get upset at your disrupting their business and get in our way.

Katzati, can you access floor plans for the brothel? And try to patch *sigh* acting agent Rokoa into the comms, when you can.
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No. 624637 ID: d90668

Az probably realized she was a long time vet from whatever Volkit crap that happened years ago. From the sound of it there was some nasty tribal crap before uplift and both there tribes were in the thick of it.

Anyways Rokoa what do I do if they direct there predator relay at you? You can resist for a bit but without a comm I can't tell if you need help.

Don't get me wrong its a decent plan but you not having a earpiece is going to be a pain.

Another plan would be you distracting the front desk for her. Wander in and ask for the two biggest hunks they have. It will cause a stir and she can sneak in the back while they think you are underage.
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No. 624639 ID: bb78f2

Rokoa please don't sample the goods.
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No. 624663 ID: fe4bfc

Polo you have a problem. Now that you can't boss Rokoa around your group dynamic has changed. Now you can let yourself be miserable and annoyed or you can do something about it.

I would personally just say fuck it and do things Az's way for a bit. Start jetpacking everywhere and abusing your expense account. Then help Rokoa break stuff and cause diplomatic incidents.

If your boss complains you can say "This is what you wanted right? As long as I come home with my limbs still attached who cares how the job gets done."

You don't have to go crazy but try to lighten up a bit. You are going to drive yourself to drinking if you don't relax.
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No. 624665 ID: 88960e

You know, if she's not still there, a big loud obvious search like that will just tell her we're on to her.
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No. 624695 ID: 0ee153

>>624663
Pretty much. You've already had to sacrifice your dignity and neither your partner nor your boss are going to cooperate with you trying to do shit your way. You'll end up working at cross-purposes and wasting time.

Time to do things the messy but efficient way. Buy out all the whores.
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No. 624741 ID: 602cd8
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624741

>Ask for an end to the manhandling
I still feel somewhat bad for making her bow. This is an easy way to make it up to her, since she's not being rough with me outside of not letting me walk.

"Rokoa, take my cell phone. Katzati, she's taking my cell phone for the time being. It'll be kept on. Call me in if a predator enters the equation. It won't surprise me if Korli has some kind of relayer or other tech on her. Katzati, I want floor plans for... agent Rokoa. Rokoa, the voklit will start interfering if you just go door to door before Korli gets wind of it. I might delay it by first distracting the front desk."
"How do you plan on doing that?"
"They're going to raise a stink if I look underage."

She's skeptical, but doesn't think it's that bad of an idea.

"... we'll go with this plan, as long as you don't get... caught up."
"With the booty?"
"Uk... yes, with the booty.
My booty's gonna be kept to itself, don't you worry.
"I'm not worried about that."
"Good."
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No. 624742 ID: 602cd8
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624742

An agent slips us a printed floor plan of the brothel on our way over, and I head to the front desk while Rokoa lingers to the side. We've entered a jammer field. It looks like there's just a single fire escape at the back of the brothel, and we can have agents easily blend in with the crowd to cover the main entrance. I just have to get there before Korli panics.

"Hello. Do I ask for, er, service, here."
>"Yes. State your needs. We will see what we have for you."
"I want the two biggest..."

>Time to do things the messy but efficient way. Buy out all the whores.
>You don't have to go crazy but try to lighten up a bit. You are going to drive yourself to drinking if you don't relax.
"The two biggest hunks you've got."

....
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No. 624743 ID: 602cd8
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624743

snap
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No. 624744 ID: 602cd8
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624744

>Animated

Two voklits slide into my peripherals.
>"I am Vern." the one at my right says.
>"And I am Viln." the one at my left continues.

This might be a good time to stop relaxing.

>"Tell us how much zeny you will be parting with, tonight." says Viln. "And we will give you appropriate service."

>Start abusing your expense account.
... should I, though. Az has constantly attempted to throw me off into the deep end of crazy agent antics, but I have regularly kept my head above the water. This time, though, I have a mentally unstable, unpredictable partner, and at least Az let me do things my way when he was out of sight.
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No. 624750 ID: e34da4

Drop as much cash as you think will annoy Az, without threatening your job. Your excuse can be "To relieve the stress of dealing with Rokoa".
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No. 624754 ID: d958ad

>>624744
Ask for a massage. Back by the fire escape. It's your fetish.
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No. 624758 ID: 82efdc

>Start abusing your expense account.
Didn't miss insist we let her pay for Pilon? That means we still have that 10k zenny Az authorized to buy him with to abuse.

>what do with them
Okay. You're clearly pretending you have a size fetish here.

Foreplay: Ask for a piggyback ride. You're paying for the privileged to be huge, by proxy.

That way it will seem like part of the game when you use them to catch Korli for you when she runs by (yes, pick up the tiny neumono! See how she likes it). And to have one of them pick Rokoa up the way she's been picking you up.

Then yeah, blow the rest of your time on a massage while she gets interrogated.
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No. 624774 ID: 0ee153

"Ten thousand."
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No. 624776 ID: d90668

Az likes you because you get the job done and are a awesome agent. He keeps trying to get you to do crazy things because you are so serious all the time around him.

You don't have to change who you are but it's ok to cut loose now and then. You love pranks and jokes anyway. Just consider this a bonus of the job. Its not like you are planning on jeopardizing the mission or wasting resources. By using your expense account you can hire these two giants and cause a crazy scene that will cover Rokoa's antics.

As for what you will be doing with these two fine hunks not everyone comes to a brothel for just sex. I like the idea of riding them around playing out size fantasies for a bit. What small girl does not want to huge guys waiting on her hand and foot. Plus if Rokoa takes to long you can fuck them both at once!
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No. 624778 ID: 602cd8
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>Drop as much cash as you think will annoy Az, without threatening your job.
That is more than I have.

"8,000 zeny."
>"For that, you will virtually own us for the day." Viln says. "What would you have us do?"
"I'm small, and would like to be large. Please put me on your back."

Their manes are clean, at least. I'm unsure of why they are wielding weapons.

"First, I would like a massage."
>"We shall give you a fine room."
"No. At least, not yet. I want it by the fire escape."
>"So it shall be."

>"Er, Polo, I'm hoping that you're not going to make a habit of this." Katzati says.
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No. 624779 ID: 602cd8
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624779

They are not bad at this massage thing.

>"I know you can't speak easily, Polo, but give me a yes or no sign, please. Would you like an agent to get your gear for you? We don't think Korli is much of a fighter, but we can't know what kind of tough bodyguards she has, and it might be dangerous to just expect her to run out. Don't worry about being conspicuous, there, Rokoa is describing stuff that, uh, I don't think a neumono in raid gear is going to stand out much."
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No. 624782 ID: e34da4

Whoa now, a massage is way too relaxing. You need something that'll keep you on your toes, or you won't be ready to act when you need it.
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No. 624787 ID: 3181a5

Their dicks are probably bigger then you are.
Now I wonder what their.....to questdis!
Oh and also if she has bodyguards we do as well now, I think.
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No. 624788 ID: 82efdc

Man, Polo being bad. Misappropriation of funds. And willfully blocking a fire exit!

>They are not bad at this massage thing.
Pretty impressive, considering the size difference. That's some impressive thumb dexterity.

>didn't mistake you for a minor
I guess if you're a voklit servicing other species, almost everyone looks tiny anyways.

>I'm unsure of why they are wielding weapons.
Certain people think big strong barbarian types are sexy. They're playing off the theme, here.

>but we can't know what kind of tough bodyguards she has
I think you might have accidentally picked up some of your own. If they're doing whatever you say, after all. And s&m play must happen here, you ordering them to restrain someone won't be that out of place...

Bonus points: pretend this is a prearranged game with Korli. They'll be able to tell, despite her protests, because she'll obviously recognize Polo.

>I know you can't speak easily, Polo, but give me a yes or no sign, please. Would you like an agent to get your gear for you?
Mmmh, yes.

When the gear arrives, casually explain that now you wish to be a robot. You've got perfect cover as a whimsical and loony client, here.
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No. 624793 ID: 0ee153

>>624787
Viln and Polo have been drawn in Lago's drawthread. It doesn't entirely fit, but either he's extremely short or Polo can take most of it.

Get your gear and tell them to play bodyguard. The brothel will be an embassy, and you're awaiting a visit from an alien diplomat.
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No. 624797 ID: bb78f2

>>624779
Tell me, are you two pacifist Voklit or Voklit's willing to get into a fight if need be?
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No. 624802 ID: d90668

Maybe not a habit but certainly a now and again treat.

Mumble out a contented yes. When your gear gets here make something up about wanting to play with your science friend. You are going to be the evil robot and they need to help you hunt down the scientist that made you. Then she has to seduce you and show you what real love is so you don't destroy the world.

Honestly they have probably been part of weirder role playing sessions than this.

Once you find her get them to help you kidnap her while staying in character. They should not realize something is wrong until far to late.
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No. 625170 ID: 602cd8
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625170

"I am going to have some of my gear delivered to me. Armor. I enjoy robots. And being one. Also, I am expecting a partner soon. I will point her out, but she is most likely wearing science gear. As a large neumono, I intend on restraining her."
>"Then she shall be restrained when she appears." Viln talks. I have the impression that Vern does not speak much.

An agent briefly comes to drop off the gear, and I put it on while he returns to survey the main hall.

We wait for several more minutes, and I hear a lot of yells from people to get out of their room. With the armor, there are no massages, and I would think things would be awkward, but Viln and Vern don't appear to care one way or another.

"Polo, I found her!" I hear Rokoa say through the helmet comm.

"We are going after the scientist. Please move forward."
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No. 625171 ID: 602cd8
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625171

"I crashed their party. Some guy in bioarmor shot a gun at me just now. They're holing up in there. Also, nice voklit. They gonna fight?"
>"We are in servitude to this one for the day." says Viln. "We shall do as she asks."
"How many are in there, Rokoa?"
"Dunno. Half a dozen? They had a fog machine going or something. Or they really hit the smokes. Either way, Korli didn't run in time. And unless that room's special, there's no secret exit."
>"We're pretty sure there's not, unless the voklit built one in secret." says Katzati. "Do you want backup, or should we send agents to try to investigate any possible crawlspace tunnels?
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No. 625173 ID: bb78f2

>>625171
Viln, you work here, what are the probabilities of a secret exit for our adversaries to use?
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No. 625176 ID: d958ad

Ask your two boytoys if you even need to make any pretenses of being a normal customer. If not, introduce yourself properly and explain what you're doing here. Tell them you do not intend on asking them to die for you, but you would like their assistance in clearing the room if it's possible. Do they have any security gear that would help here?

As for backup... yes. There's a whole bunch in there, so having more than two agents to clear it out would be best.
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No. 625185 ID: 82efdc

Crawlspaces are kind of Polo's thing, if we need to check them out.

Also, if we've got our helmet, switching vision modes (x-ray, or thermal or something) should allow us to see right though a little smoke (unless it's specifically designed to frustrate that. Metal particles or hated elements in the smoke or something. Although you start putting that kind of stuff in the air it starts to becomes hard to hide in when you need to breathe it).

Kind of think we don't want to wait for backup. Our opponents have been too well prepared too much of the time- don't want to give them a chance to try something or call for their own backup. 6 versus 4 ain't terrible odds if we're smart about it.

>Ask your two boytoys if you even need to make any pretenses of being a normal customer.
From how nonplussed everyone has been, I'm going to assume mock (and not quite so mock) battles and violence fit into some people's paying fantasies. I mean, c'mon, if you're providing service where the law doesn't apply, that's were the really weird and/or dangerous fetishes are gonna go.
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No. 625187 ID: 82362a

Charge in. The Voklits can serve as backup, and investigating secret exits will take too long.

Also watch out, the fog/smoke might be lesbian gas.
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No. 625193 ID: d90668

Both your species have quite a bit of regeneration so I assume they get some interesting parties.

Am guessing that they can handle a normal fight but expecting them to go up against guns would be a bit much.

Do your infiltrator thing. Tell the twins you want to sneak in your friends room and surprise her. Ask if there are any vents they could put you in. You will go in and draw there attention and then Rokoa will disable the guards.

If there are not have them hold back until you and Rokoa sweep the room. Then have them pick you and Korli up and take you to a private room while Rokoa watches for backup. Tell them you will need a room with restraints. Your friend has been a bad girl and needs spankings.
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No. 625199 ID: 602cd8
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625199

"Viln, do I need to make any pretense of being a customer?"
>"I do not understand. You have given us money so that we may secure our land, so that in turn we shall serve you. It is mutually beneficial."
"Things might get legitimately dangerous soon."
>"Our looks are not merely looks. Viln and Vern are warriors, and we are warriors in your service. Viln does not understand why you, the enormous neumono upon my shoulders, thinks this is any different."
".. thank you, but I'm not going to ask you to die."
>"We are willing to risk our lives, but we also intend to survive."
"Do you have any security gear you can wear?"
>"We do not need such clothing. Our skin is tough."

That is unreasonable. A girl stumbles out of the room before I ask about any secret passages or otherwise take any action. It's Korli.

"Freeze! If you run, you're going to lose your kneecaps." I then speak to Katzati. "Send agents as backup, fast."
>"Okay, we took a little risk, and so these guys are actually well armed. So you'll have good firepower incoming!"
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No. 625200 ID: 602cd8
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625200

>"Run? Haha, girl, I'm not running! I'm Korli, the damn best battle scientist this world's seen! Come out here, man! Show these guys what years of bio-engineering can do!"

What the -

"Katzati, why is there text on my helmet?! I can't see!
>"Sorry, Az wanted a software patch to emphasize dramatics. It'll fade in just a second."
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625201

>"This is Red! 5'3 and just over 100 kilograms! It doesn't matter how big you are and how good your bio armor is! I've had this test subject for years, modified his genes and roided him crazy! He's got the strength of a neumono 3 times as tall even without his internal bioarmor! A single kick from him can shatter both of your spines! You two voklit, get outta here, this is a neumono fight." Korli says. Her speech is delivered with some difficulty, she seems high. And drunk. Possibly other things.
>"Hey ladies." says Red. "Nice to meet all of you. We gotta fight, but no hard feelings, okay? I'm actually not a bad guy, I just got bugged and drugged and stuff when I was short on cash. Anyway, I feel kinda bad, but I'm obligated to go ahead and just stop yo-"
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No. 625202 ID: 602cd8
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625202

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No. 625203 ID: 602cd8
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625203

CRUNCH
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No. 625204 ID: 602cd8
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625204

>"aaaaahhhhhhohwwwwww" Red clutches his face. I almost clutch mine, too.
>"Oh. Shit me." says Korli. "Wasn't really planning on that. Hey Ramella, how's that mind controlling nano-dust coming along through the air vents?!" she asks, yelling back into the room.
>"We got ourselves a hundred or two loyal subjects as soon as we hit the activation sw - wait, nano-dust bugs are in Cabinet FX-18, right?"
>"Wha- no, damnit! That's the lesbian gas! Shit!"
>"Okay okay I can fix this hold on! Okay uh... makeshift solution, here, but I just attached the nano-dust cabinet to the lesbian gas cabinet, so..."
>"... so both the gas and dust are going out at the same time?! We haven't tested what happens when we do two cabinets at once!"
>"Well this is a good time for science isn't it?!"
>"Okay good point!"
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No. 625209 ID: d958ad

>>625204
Alright, tell Vern to alert the owners that their ventilation systems are compromised and should be shut down or cleansed. I'm presuming the nano-dust only works on neumono.

Tell Viln to grab Korli so that Rokoa has her hands free. Then bust in there with Rokoa and secure that activation switch before the enemy does anything to it.

Alert your superiors to the nano/lesbian dust issue, also seal your damn suit if it wasn't already.
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No. 625211 ID: 82efdc

>mind control and lesbian gas
Yeah, no. Blow the equipment they're using for that up. Don't let it spread. Grenade, right there, have the voklits and Rokoa grab everyone else and duck and cover.

Can't afford to let it spread, and a bonus, if we destroy the control equipment, it won't matter.

Hold your breath, though.
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No. 625212 ID: d90668

Tell your hunks to grab her and lets get out of here before mind controlling lesbian gas gets all over us. If you need any incentive to move quickly just imagine you making out with Rokoa in the hallway until agents in hazmat suits pry you apart in a few hours. Or you know stay around if you like that idea.

Also unless she has a antidote Korli might be trying to get in your pants while you capture her. One would expect her to be immune but I am guessing she only injected the anti mind control antidote just now. Cause she is bad at planning.
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No. 625213 ID: bb78f2

>>625204
Tell Korli to confirm that Ramenaella actually connected the nano-gas to the lesbian gas, and not like poison or aphrodisiac gas, unless the lesbian gas also doubles as an aphrodisiac, then it becomes DOUBLE aphrodisiac.

You know Korli, you should probably turn that off. Your assistant sounds like an idiot that you really shouldn't put in charge of any gas.
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No. 625216 ID: bdfc23

grab korli, leave, tell AZ to get out of there, we can leave the voklits with the lesbian gas it'll probably be profitable in some way.
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No. 625227 ID: 82efdc

Lesbian gas should be a non-issue for you, anyways. Who's attractive doesn't make a difference when you're in the middle of a mission!

>>625216
Az should be fine. The mall is a different building from the brothel. ...right. They don't keep the kids going to see santa right next to all that other stuff. Right?
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No. 625231 ID: d90668

>>625227

Do we really want to be exposed to anything someone that crazy looking made? Who knows what untested stuff would do to you without being mixed with experimental mind control nano tech.
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No. 625239 ID: 0ee153

>>625204
1. Is she sure either gas works?
2. Is she sure Ramella got the right dust this time?
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No. 625250 ID: 8f01e8

Does the brothel have blacklights, for some rave-themed thing, or tanning beds, or some other strong source of UV? Most reliable way to purge airborne nanotech is incendiaries, followed closely by bleach or other caustic chemicals, scalding steam, and specialized nanotech countermeasures, in about that order, but ultraviolet light probably causes the least collateral damage and has the helpful side effect of revealing the contaminated area.
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No. 625312 ID: 2f4b71

Kneecaps. Just... just on principle.
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No. 625522 ID: b88e47

Call HQ, tell them you need nanomachine countermeasures or self contained breathing and/or suits. Possible 200 neumono compromised. Possible 200 neumono under mind control.

Tell Viln and Vern Korli likes S&M play as a sub and likes it rough.

Suggest to Rokoa that she go into that room and do whatever she likes to those poor souls.
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No. 625593 ID: 8f01e8

>>625522
I think we're past the point of having to disguise this as a sex roleplay thing. Just tell them any neumono who seems to be attacking or obstructing you should be beaten unconscious and tied up, except Rokoa because she tends to be more helpful than harmful in situations like this, and also because beating her unconscious is a physical impossibility.
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No. 626142 ID: 602cd8
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626142

>Seal your suit
Unless there is a reason to do otherwise, I have it sealed at all times.

Rokoa's bio armor should also have defense against particles like this.

There is no danger of me wanting to make out with Rokoa. No amount of gas will change that.

>Az should be fine. The mall is a different building from the brothel. ...right. They don't keep the kids going to see santa right next to all that other stuff. Right?
Although it is part of the same building, it is in a far off wing and a long walk away from Az's location. If these gasses go that far, then it will be spread too thin to pose a great danger to anyone, especially for Az, who I believe has had practice in anti mind control.

>Does the brothel have blacklights, for some rave-themed thing, or tanning beds, or some other strong source of UV?
If they do, then only in some rooms. I doubt it would be enough.

"Rokoa, go into that room and destroy the equipment and disable anyone inside. Viln, Vern, please grab Korli, she's into BD - forget it, just get her!" As usual, for Katzati, I set my suit to contain my sound. "Katzati, I need nanomachine countermeasures just in case we can't stop the gas."
>"I'm sorry, I don't think we have anything reliable! We've called off our agents, though, and we've arranged for a dropship for you!"

>Kneecaps, just on principle
BAM BAM

>"Eh?" Korli doesn't react, like she's not sure we happened.
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No. 626143 ID: 602cd8
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626143

She tries to run. I expected her to just fall over in either pain or incapability of standing, but she actually manages to stumble for a few steps, trips, and is scooped up by Viln. I don't know if she's naturally resistant to pain, or if the drugs have numbed her.

"Korli, I want you to confirm that the gas is what you think it is! Your partner is unreliable!"
>"She doesn't fuck up twice in a row! Right Ramella?!"
>"MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THIS WAY"
"It does now."
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No. 626144 ID: 602cd8
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626144

Rokoa shoves Ramella and 3 other individuals out of the room.

"Did you take care of the gas?"
"It's about to be! They had some explosives in there. I set up a bomb to go off in, uh, 10 seconds. We should get some distance around a couple halls!"
>"Wait you WHAT?!" Korli says. "You can't just - "
"Start running, Viln, Vern."
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No. 626145 ID: 602cd8
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626145

>"You can't just blow it up! There's like 5 gasses in there, all of them mind altering substances, and if you just blow up the high pressure cabinets, then it's just gonna -"
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626146

Meanwhile, about half a mile away.

>"Ah?! An explosion? Smoke?!"
"Kid, explosions just happen around the ol' Ultraking now and then. Just hang around here and don't fret it."
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No. 626150 ID: 602cd8
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626150

>"Polo, are you alright?!" I hear Katzati, while the fire alarm starts ringing.
"Yes, we took good cover in an open room. We still have Korli. Is that dropship still coming?"
>"Yes, but the agents know it's coming too, and so you'd have a lot of neumono coming after you if you go. You're by an emergency escape - maybe use that?"
>"Hold that thought." says Lamarra. "The fire escape goes down to a public street level, and neumono down there might be compromised as well. You might be able to sneak out in all of the smoke, but if you can't, you'll just be surrounded. The rooftop may be better."
>"Wherever you go, do it fast! 5 of our agents didn't make it out in time, and they just reported that they're going to capture you!" says Katzati.


It looks like Rokoa grabbed Ramella, as well. Vern holds onto her so that Rokoa can have her hands free.

We're on the second floor. The roof is above the fourth.

"Viln, Vern, there may be neumono coming to us while we move. Please disable any that attack us."
>"Where are we moving?" Viln asks.
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No. 626153 ID: bb78f2

Rooftop, we're disabling all and any agents that come up there.
Tell Katazi to warn any friendly agents that attempt to assist us on the roof will probably get shit, and tell Az to stay away because we might also shoot him and we don't want to shoot Santa today. Or our boss.

But mostly Santa.
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No. 626156 ID: b88e47

Roof.
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No. 626161 ID: 82efdc

>You can't just blow it up!
Better to blow a hole and randomly affect a few people than to allow them effective control over the entire building.

>5 of our agents didn't make it out in time, and they just reported that they're going to capture you!
Please pretend to cooperate with them. If they think they're doing what they're supposed to, and we're rogue, they'll expect cooperation from ops. This gives you the opportunity to keep track of their movements and feed them bad intel to limit the damage they can do until they can be recovered and decontaminated.

>where go
Rooftop is better. You go lines of sight, a single (or limited) entrances to bar, and the chemicals will be diffuse, at best. On ground level they'll be more concentrated, and anyone could be drawn in. On the roof, only people actively coming after you will be there.

Advise ops that your ride needs to be able to pick up all 6 of you, including 2 voklit. No point leaving Viln and Vern to the mob, and your lift needs to be big enough.
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No. 626326 ID: 602cd8
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626326

"We're going to the rooftop. "Katzati, please pretend to cooperate with the rogue agents. Feed them false information if you can, and keep track of their location."
>"Good idea!"

"Is the dropship enough for 4 neumono and 2 large voklit?"
>"It might get cramped, but it'll work."

"Polo, here's an elevator."
"That's a deathtrap."
"What, are they gonna capture us by snipping the wi - "
"Yes."
"So what I'm hearing is that you want to go deal with those civilians by the stairwell entry?"
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No. 626327 ID: 602cd8
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626327

I did not train for these situations.
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No. 626330 ID: d958ad

>>626327
Can't you just get Vern to manhandle them or shoot them nonlethally? I'm not seeing the problem here.
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No. 626331 ID: 1324fc

>"What, are they gonna capture us by snipping the wi - "
We've got 5 compromised secret agents after us. Of course they'll target the elevator. At least one of them is going to be carrying a piece of spy gear designed specifically for sabotaging elevators.

(You may try to avoid Az's ridiculous jet packs and the like, but you know for a fact all your coworkers don't).

>I did not train for these situations.
Do we have any residue from that lesbian gas we blew up? Or leftover drugs on Korli? All you need to do is throw one at them and leave the civies in a happy pile. Aphrodisiac sedation is nicer than riot gas, and it fits the locale.
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No. 626337 ID: 0ee153

>>626331
At least one of them is male, but Korli had a flask of booze on her leg. Take it from her by force if needed.
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No. 626338 ID: 1324fc

>At least one of them is male
It's fine. The two girls will go at it, and he'll stare.
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No. 626342 ID: b88e47

"Beat the crap out of them if they get in the way."
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No. 626343 ID: 2ae7d5

The question is do they want to fight you or...ya know...fuck you?
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No. 626345 ID: 0ee153

>>626343
That's not really relevant right now.
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No. 626360 ID: d90668

Listen Polo just because you are in a brothel does not mean you have to fuck your way through these people. The whole covering our tracks by pretending to be looking for sex was just part of your cover remember? That idea fell apart as soon as the terrorists set off a mind control bomb.

You don't have to subdue them with sex anymore. Just beat the crap out of them and throw them down the stairwell.

Although you should ask Katzati what the mind controlled agents are saying. If the nano machines did get crossed with some sex gas they might be really confused. Plus what do they plan on doing with you once they catch you? Are they being controlled by a outside force or are they just really confused? And how do they know to catch you in particular? Have her look for a Cai controlling signal. If something was not leading the mind controlled people they would not know where you are or what you looked like. Might be a perfect opportunity to track the enemy Cai down.
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No. 626366 ID: 8f01e8

The elevator is only a deathtrap if you play by the rules. Don't press a call button. Instead, wait for it to go to the ground floor, pry the doors open, and climb the shaft.
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No. 626368 ID: ea0ad9

You know what? Don't let THEM snip the wire, YOU snip it. That way you can climb up it to the roof.
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No. 626440 ID: 2f4b71

>>626368
That's an idea. Elevator cars have locking flanges to prevent them plummeting, but counterweights don't. Attach yourselves to the cable, cut it below where you're holding, and the counterweight will pull you to the roof very quickly. Stopping might be an issue though.
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No. 626442 ID: 1324fc

>>626368
I considered that idea, but I figured it wouldn't work so well with two huge voklit carrying two to four neumono in a very narrow space with possible enemy action. We'd likely be moving a lot slower, with almost no mobility and no cover if the enemy attacked from above or below (shooting up or down, drop a grenade).

Plus, cutting the elevator will drop it, which will crash, which will give away our position. Ideally, we want to keep a somewhat low profile so Katzati can keep the compromised agents busy until we bug out. If we give away our position, or where we're headed, we'll have to fight our own people while we hold out for our ride.

If it was Polo alone, with the grapple hook? Sure, we could zip right up the shaft. As is? I'd feel safer and think we'd move faster going out a window and riding the voklit climbing up the side of the building.

If the civies can be trivially neutralized though, taking the stairs is a lot lower profile.
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No. 626499 ID: 602cd8
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626499

"Rokoa. There is no problem here. We do not need to do brothel related activities to get past them. Viln, please throw them down the stairwell."
>"Haha seriously? I thought you were the well behaved one."
"I am. This is necessary."

"Katzati, how are the agents behaving? Do they seem confused?"
>"Sort of! They're accepting orders to stand by, but then they move out after a second. Then we tell them to stay put again, and they do it without questioning why they're moving out. Hold on."

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626500

"It does mean I'm going to have more paperwork, though."
"You guys actually fill out paperwork?
"You're supposed to as well!"
"No one's said anything."

>"Okay, it's like they're getting other orders."
"Is the enemy CAI involved?"
>"It's very possible, but we're having trouble confirming it. It really does look like they're being mind controlled, though."
"Please tell Az to keep away."
>"We will! It would be kind of awkward if you shot your boss."
"No, it would be awkward if I shot Santa."

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626502

"Korli, tell me what the gasses that were released do."
>"Why should I?"
"Because I can tell Viln to squeeze hard."
>"I'll give you a hint, there's a reason why my knees feel kinda funny and not in huge pain right now!"
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626504

"I bet it's also why these guys aren't screaming as they drop off the stairwell. Usually I at least get an expletive when I do this, or at least a grunt of protest. Who even makes stairwells with giant gaps like this?"
>"Easy to move large furniture up." says Vern. "Plus, good ambience. Better than soul crushing neumono office."
"That makes sense."

>"The agents don't even think something's up, and that's the most unnerving part of this." Katzati continues. "They're saying they're following orders, and then acting confused when we say they aren't."
"Do they have mundane gear or did Az equip them?"
>"I'm sorry, but they're all dangerous. They're all in light armor, but most of them have tazers, grenades, and that sort of thing. So far they're still far away, but if they stop listening to us altogether, they can close the distance quickly. We'll keep you updated."
"Do they have jetpacks?"
"W- Rokoa, why are you using my phone?"
Because my biosuit isn't connected to your buddies."
>"Yes, they have jetpacks." answers Katzati.
"Why don't YOU have a jetpack, Polo? I thought you liked this stuff."

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No. 626505 ID: 602cd8
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626505

"Rokoa, focus. We're only just past the third floor."
"I'm doing more than you are."
"You're enjoying this."
"Don't dodge the point."

...

"And my question wasn't rhetorical. Talk to me while I set my phone down a second. Tell me why you're always so grumpy."
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No. 626507 ID: d958ad

>>626505
"Because I haven't gotten laid in 10 years." "Because I don't like you very much." "I'm not grumpy I'm just focused." "Because I'm a grump." "Because I can only relax when I'm with my hive." "I don't actually like this stuff."

I don't know, one of those is probably correct. Also your jetpack ran out of fuel just from exiting HQ, so you ditched it.

It sounds like the gas is numbing the pain of everyone affected as well as making them feel no fear. Shooting to disable won't work, everyone has to be tossed out of the way. Though I suppose that doesn't excuse not trying to do anything. Polo, don't you have some NINJA MOVES you can use to get past these two?
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No. 626508 ID: 1324fc

>Rokoa hasn't done any paperwork
It's been nonstop crisis mode since you came on. The paperwork will be the Christmas present they dump in our laps when we're done.

>Why don't YOU have a jetpack, Polo? I thought you liked this stuff.
Because the jetpack weighs as much as I do and ran out of fuel in one trip. I like things that work.

Punctuate your point about things that work by using your grapple hook to shoot yourself to the wall and above and behind your latest obstacle, so you can kick them in the heads from behind down the stairwell.

...I get grumpy when the ridiculous toys become more important than doing the job well.
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No. 626509 ID: d90668

Thats a good question. Why are you so grumpy Polo?

I can understand being somewhat irritated with Rokoa when she does something rash but you have been taking it pretty far. I mean this whole situation has been a mess but we have done a great job so far and life is doing pretty good honestly. You are making good headway on the case and you got a nice massage from a sexy dude. Plus you got your boss to dress up as Santa for some children and you got a excuse to savage your expense account.

We know you love practical jokes and have a good sense of humor. So why the serious act all the time?

So tell Rokoa the reason behind your grumpiness while punching a luchador in the balls. I would say to get one of the big guys to do it but that is not as therapeutic.
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No. 626510 ID: bb78f2

>>626505
I'm not grumpy.
I'm restrained.
Though I am grumpy when inconvenienced, which has happened a lot today. None of this is a fun challenge, just another day on the job where I get hit by brick wall after brick wall. This isn't a well designed video game with proper pacing, if it was, maybe I'd crack a smile while "Snake Eater" plays as we climb these stairs.

I also don't have a jetpack because that thing eat's fuel like Az on a bender. It's not a reliable way of transportation in a lot of situations. Though it will be advantageous in this one for the agents, but not us. Makes us a huge target.
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No. 626523 ID: 0d8ff4

>>626505
Is .. that a male-female brothel luchadore duo?

I need this place in my life.
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No. 626618 ID: 602cd8
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626618

"I'm not grumpy. I'm restrained. If I were grumpy, it's because of you. You do not take this seriously at all."
"I'm wrestling a luchadore duo, you know."
"It is a serious mission, Rokoa, whether or not they are wearing out of culture masks or not."
"Come on Polo, you should know hand to hand! See how you do against these guys."
"No. I will not personally wrestle a luchador duo if there are better alternatives, of which I can think of several. I am not just another agent that got hired because I wanted to use jet packs."
"They're having fun and getting to the bad guys fast. Do you hate fun and getting to bad guys fast, Polo?"
"I hate distraction on a mission and I hate inefficiency. I am the reasoning in Az's whimsical machine. I am the one to volunteer to catch a dangerous thief myself, because sending in half a legion of agents costs far more than the goods the thief stole. I am the one who blows up and blocks many entrances so that when Az runs into an enemy base, he does not get overwhelmed. I am the one to tell you that every time you power on a jetpack, somewhere, a tax paying queen must tell her hive that because she payed so much in security tax, she can't afford to fix the leaky roof in their house that's too small for the hive, so some people are just going to get wet at night."
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No. 626619 ID: 602cd8
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626619

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No. 626623 ID: 602cd8
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626623

"... what are you doing? What are all of you doing?"
"You're a real amazing agent, Polo. Not many people can instantly suck the fun out of a spontaneous luchador duo wrestling match."
>"Yes. I have not seen such grumpiness in anyone before." the male luchador says. "We are no match."
"Aren't you two mind controlled?!"
>"Correct." says the female luchador. Luchadora? "Our minds were already beaten, and we are being told to subdue you. But, your mere words have shattered our spirits. And without our spirit, our minds mean nothing."
"... that is ridiculous. Viln, please continue carrying me up."
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No. 626624 ID: 602cd8
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626624

>"Polo, I am sworn to follow your wishes. However, my pact also demands that I make you satisfied and happy. I must wonder if this road you have me carry you down is the road that leads to a sense of self satisfaction."
"I am on a mission, I have told you this. I am not doing this for my happiness, I am doing this to get the job done!"
>"Even in hunting for our own survival, the voklit could find inner peace and satisfaction in doing so."
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No. 626625 ID: 602cd8
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626625

>"Oh my god you are such a buzzkill my drugs are actually wearing off and my knees are starting to hurt like hell. How did you become such a downer in life, Polo?!" says Korli.
"I am on a mission! Presents were stolen! Millions of them! Millions are counting on us succeeding!"

"Cut the chatter and pack it up, guys." I hear Az say. "'Cause I think we just found out that Polo's our real christmas grinch."
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No. 626626 ID: d958ad

>>626622
What if Polo's a grump because HER PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAD
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No. 626628 ID: 1324fc

Get off the channel and back to entertaining children, Santa.

>"Even in hunting for our own survival, the voklit could find inner peace and satisfaction in doing so."
I will find satisfaction in a job well done, which means completing the job, well, first.

>Everyone wants to cheer Polo up
If they want to insist on trying to make us happy, they can do so on the dropship ride.

...and tell Korli that if she wants to stop the buzzkill from wearing down her meds, prisoners spilling their guts makes you very happy.
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No. 626636 ID: 28458d

Clearly the reason everyone thinks Polo hates fun and/or is the Grinch is because they are under the influence of the gas. Either that or Polo is hallucinating.
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No. 626640 ID: 0d8ff4

> polo's grumpiness is so powerful it can overcome drug effects and mindcontrol in other people.

She's a superhero. Powered by snark and dis-satisfcation.

Rokoa get the number of those Luchadores so you can become wrestlebuddies after the mission
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No. 626643 ID: bb78f2

Hey, guess who's having fun now, me, killing all your fun, guys. Viln, I am satisfied. This has entertained me significantly.

I win.

Oh fuck it, you guys want fun?
Fine, I'm going to use my MP3 player, and I'm going to put on Snake Eater, and then we're going to climb these stairs.
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No. 626644 ID: bc6bd5

You don't need this from them. Jump off Viln and continue your climb of grump.
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No. 626645 ID: bb78f2

>>626643
And do you know how much this grumpy schitck has gotten me laid? Seriously.
I'm so grumpy, I could be that shonen anime character that get's ALL the love attention that wants none of it.
I'm SO GRUMPY, Arin Hanson has to pay me royalties for every Game Grumps video from thousand's of fucking years ago.
I'm SO GRUMPY, that if we don't move right now, I am going to eat the remaining color in all of you. Which means this panel is going to be black as paint.
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No. 626646 ID: ea0ad9

>>626625
You can blame your boss for my grumpiness, Korli! The Grinch caused it by stealing all the presents! I'm the Mary Lou Who of the classic story, only since we don't feel fine just having friends, I wind up being the grumpiest from it, so much that even the Grinch's mind control fails to overpower it!
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No. 626650 ID: eb959a

I think polos grumpy because nobody is taking this seriously, this is the real world where actions have consequences but everyone only seems intrested in having fun. She's grumpy because she's the only grounded, rational person around.

If you what to make her happy get all the presents to all the children, right what is wrong.
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No. 626669 ID: c7afcd

You don't want to be known as some kind of funslayer do you? Perhaps you are in denial of how grumpy you actually are?
Confess to what you do for fun to regain some non-grump trust, no matter how embarrassing it is, and then maybe everyone will leave you alone to get on with things... for now.
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No. 626670 ID: d90668

Man Polo its good that you are serious about a serious job but it is ok to have fun at work. You can still have a blast being a agent while being highly effective. If you do not stop to enjoy the simple things in life it would be sad.

So being professional is good while grumpiness is bad.

Anyways continue to the roof so we can get out of here before your coworkers arrive to cause trouble.
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No. 626681 ID: 321d85

>>626669
Might work.
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No. 626686 ID: fe4bfc

Yeah they are right its one thing to take your job seriously but you are taking it a bit far.

You can still have fun while getting the job done efficiently.
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No. 626750 ID: 677ba7

ask Katzati if she think you're a big grump

or just say "bah humbug"
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No. 626752 ID: 5db52c

>>626750
"Bah, humbug!" is probably the only reasonable response to the way they're acting. With the added bonus that being flip does kind of rebuke their point.
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No. 626842 ID: 8111b6

"I can be happy later, when I can appreciate it. Preferably without the massive empathy downer of lots of people opening empty gifts on Christmas. Seriously, if you think I'm a downer, can you imagine what a drag that would be on a society where everyone's empathically connected?"

Or something like that.

Also, the 'Bah Humbug' would be cute. Would you like the reference explained, or has that been imported with all the rest of the Christmas stuff already?
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No. 626873 ID: 5869f6

>>626842
I agree, But not only shout 'Bah Humbug', Cross your arms and scrunch up your face as well to complete the image.
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No. 627375 ID: 2eac65

>>626625
Whether or not they noticed, Polo has been taking chances to have fun, when she had the opportunity. If they think she hasn't relaxed enough, it's because we haven't had a lot of time with all the very important business to attend to. Whoever is behind this has been brainwashing, blackmailing, and murdering people over it, and we have reason to believe that his larger plan is even worse. This isn't some silly, harmless prank. It's not a matter of "oh no, all the kids will be disappointed"; if we hadn't been as fast as we were, people could have been killed, possibly along with their children.

In short, you've been having enough fun with this. You don't have to "lighten up" more just to fulfill some sort of quota, and you definitely don't have to act like a silly self-parody at your own expense.
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No. 627789 ID: 602cd8
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627789

"... Bah, humbug, Rokoa." I scrunch up my face in case any operatives are looking at my internal camera. "Katzati, am I being a big grump?"
>"I think you're nice the way you are, Polo."
"That's one polite way of saying she agrees." Rokoa says, on my phone again.
>"Noo! I mean, well, it's nice to have someone to take all of this seriously, but you are very serious."

"Viln, I am going to be upset if we don't get Korli out of here. Please continue ascending the stairs."
>"Understood."
"I could have believed it was an elaborate prank at first, since no one person was killed or seriously harmed by this event. However, as soon as we followed their tail, they have attempted murder, mind control, and other crimes. I will be happy once this mission is successfully completed. If any of you want to make me happy before then, do it on the dropship ride."
>"You'll be a happy stick in the mud!" says Korli.
"Be quiet or I'm going to direct my grumpiness at you so much that you'll lose your color."

She quiets down, and I'm afraid that my attempt at a joke was taken seriously.
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No. 627790 ID: 602cd8
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627790

We continue on, but before we get to the fourth floor entry, we hear the stairs shaking above, rattling hard enough to hamper anyone talking. There's at least 5 neumono directly above us.

"What? Are those soldiers coming down?"

"Oh shit, that's the Blue Rider football team! I'm gonna get an autograph for my daughter."

>"Don't waste much time!" says Katzati. "We just lost control of one of our agents - he's coming up from floor 1! We also got reports of a high energy source scaling the walls right up to the roof - we don't know what it is yet, or if it's multiple things close together."
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No. 627791 ID: d958ad

>>627790
Tell Viln to treat you like a football and bust through that opposing line.
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No. 627797 ID: 5db52c

Shoot grappling hook at the ceiling and let them run by underneath you. The voklit can just jump over, they're more than huge enough for that.

I'm sure Rokoa will be able to secure her autograph by brute force.
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No. 627818 ID: d90668

Listen we can discuss how acting like a idiot in a life or death situation makes me grumpy another time.

For now lets keep shoving these idiots off the stairs and get to the roof.

As long as the enemy is unarmed keep using Viln and Vern as battering rams to shove them off the stairs. Rokoa you watch our back and be ready to take point if we run into anyone with weapons.

Speed is of the essence so no more playing around. If we run into someone or something with heavy weaponry this could get bad quickly.
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No. 627824 ID: fe4bfc

Tell Rokoa she is free to try and snag a jersey or helmet from one while shoving them off the staircase. But she needs to make it fast.

You have gotten lucky so far but if you keep getting distracted by stuff you will get overwhelmed and start having civilian casualties.

Oh and if anyone gives you crap about grumpiness they can be the one to inform the families if any civilians that get killed because someone was playing around.
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No. 627900 ID: 6ed745

They shouldn't be used to being on stairs when they do their sports things. Trip up the first one and the others will fall over them.

You know, it occurs to me... you don't know the Grinch is murderous. Mind control, yeah, but if they have a predator of their own, they probably know that's reversible. And all the violence you've been through? Not directly the fault of the Grinch. That jammer business guy set his own guys on you to protect his own secrets as much as anything, you got in that fight in the mafia bar because it was full of mafia and you're cops, and at Jules' house there was just a drone shot down and a miklik that you guys shot because he was hanging around the house in a threatening manner but hadn't actually done anything but trespass.

Maybe I'm forgetting something? But so far I don't think the Grinch's own forces have used any lethal methods on anyone.
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No. 627904 ID: 0ee153

>>627900
Because being mindraped and having to be a prisoner in your own body isn't bad enough. The Grinch deserves to die.
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No. 627947 ID: 537038

Roll into a ball and have Viln use you as a bowling ball. You are fully armored so should not hurt you.

Plus you get to do something cool so will shut up the whiners.
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No. 628497 ID: 602cd8
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628497

>You don't know the Grinch is murderous.
The grinch has done enough to merit being apprehended, and apprehension is all I am after. It is up to the lawyers, judges, and legal system to decide the exact crimes committed, and what the punishment will be.

>Tell Viln to treat you like a football and bust through that opposing line.
>Roll into a ball and have Viln use you as a bowling ball. You are fully armored so should not hurt you.
My armor does not make me invincible. I am also a fraction of the weight of any single of those neumono, who are professionals at having people attempt to knock them over. These ideas are for Rokoa.

"I'm going ahead. Viln, Vern, please jump above to get to the next floor. Rokoa, don't be long."
"We still have to wait for the dropship anyway! We're ahead of schedule. Just take it easy when you have the time."
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No. 628498 ID: 602cd8
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628498

pamf
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No. 628499 ID: 602cd8
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628499

"No. I'm not taking any chances. If your slacking causes anyone to die, then you can be the one to tell their families."
>"OW MY KNEE" Korli yells.
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No. 628500 ID: 602cd8
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628500

Surprisingly, the rest of the way seems clear. Viln can see there's nothing immediate outside of the door's window, but I have them stay back just in case there's a lethal trap. It's clear, however, as I open it.

The rooftop appears clear as well.

At least that's what I can see by opening the door. It's a large building, with large AC units to match. There's lots of cover for both me and the enemy.
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No. 628501 ID: d958ad

>>628500
Go out, stick to cover, move around until you can get to the side of the building where the energy source is coming from, and get eyes on whatever's incoming. Radio in to ask which side that is.
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No. 628505 ID: 5db52c

Have your companions wait here while you scout the roof. You want to make sure the area is clear before the dropship arrives. You don't want to be ambushed on the way out, or let someone shoot your ride before it touches down.
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No. 628523 ID: d90668

Is that a drain on the ac to the left or something else?

Now that you are here check out the high energy source and see what is climbing the side of the building. If its going slow enough maybe there will be enough time to drop a ac unit on its head once the big guys get up here.

Then sweep the place to make sure there are no surprises and stay in cover until the rest of the group gets here.

Make sure to mark the locations of any big vent stacks on your mental map so we know where all the exits and entrances are. Probably will not have to worry about people crawling through the vents but you never know. Also see if there is a fire escape.
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No. 628543 ID: ea0ad9

>"OW MY KNEE" Korli yells.
Hahah, serves her right. She deserves to feel that pain. And as serious as things are, surely you can't help but crack a smirk at that.
>The rooftop appears clear as well.
You know what? We need Rokoa to bait any potential enemies out. Let her limelight a bit, while you sneak into a position to take out anybody who reveals themselves.
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No. 628544 ID: 82c018

If I were a mind controlled secret agent with a jepack I would wait not behind the vents but on top of the exit.
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No. 628559 ID: 2f4b71

Have the dropship do an orbit on its way in to catch anyone hiding on the roof out of view of the door.
We got air support, may as well use it.
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No. 628764 ID: 602cd8
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628764

>Is that a drain on the ac to the left or something else?
Yes. I suppose something involving condensation from the AC units, but I am not going to ask Katzati to look up the mechanics of industrial AC units at this time.

>Get Rokoa to lure out any attackers
There are still a lot of enemies coming through the stairwell. Rokoa is too effective a blockade to abandon for an ambusher or two. I will just have to be careful.
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No. 628765 ID: 602cd8
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628765

"Wait here, Viln, Vern, while I scout the roof."

I immediately look up behind me as I walk out the door, but there is no one waiting at the top of the exit roof. I grapple on top of it to get an immediate look over everything.

I hear gunshots coming from the stairwell.
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No. 628766 ID: 602cd8
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628766

I jump off, but only so I swiftly survey the perimeter to make sure no one is behind the AC units.

"Rokoa, talk to me."
"Yeah one of your agents just shot me. I think one of Korli's gasses was dumbass gas, because out of all this sucker's snazzy shit, he pulled a peashooter on me. This taser might have actually hurt. It's mine, now."
"Please return it to him when he's recovered. Losing our gear is a big deal."
"Too bad, I'm gonna grandfather myself in with you guys with all this loot."
"That is not how it works."
"I like that attitude." Az interjects on the comm. "It's how it works for her! Especially for rogue agents, temporary rogues or not. Shit, we need a better term than rogue agent, makes it sound like we're all one big hive."
>"Aren't we?" asks Katzati."
"No, we're not." Az continues. "No offense to you saps and actual rogues out there."
"The roof looks clear, by the way. I'm going to look over the eastern edge, where the energy source is coming from. If possible, please get a bird's eye view on the roof for me."

>"Actually, take some cover, Polo!" says Katzati. "They're almost at the top, so it would be better if - shit! Rokoa, get up there, fast, the door -- "
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No. 628767 ID: 602cd8
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628767

I hear the rooftop door slamming. It was the only rooftop entry, at least on this section of roof.

>"It was a trap! That door was dual automatic and manual, and the grinch managed to sneak a bug in to shut and lock it. We're trying to send in air support, Polo, but the dropship is going to be there in just a couple of minutes."

I hear a loud bang on the door.

"Can a voklit punch through it?"
>"Sorry, but the voklit build their doors tough. Just try to hold out for a minute. You too, Rokoa, since Korli is still locked inside!"
"Damnit, Viln and Vern both are civilians, and weren't given communication. They're deaf."


>"OMEGA-WAVEFORCE, GROUP UP!"


"Katzati, I feel like I've heard that phrase before, do we know who these people ar-"
"That's the Super-Team Space Hive Omega-Waveforce, how does any neumono under the age of 40 not know of them?!" Rokoa yells into my ear. "Fuck the football team, I want their signature."
"I didn't ask you. So they're just TV actors? I don't see why they tripped our energy radars. I think I remember that show as a kid, but those were just actors, right? They shouldn't have actual weapons."

>"POWER SUITS, ACTIVATED!" one yells.
>"JUSTICE LASERS, EQUIPPED!" another goes.

They could be delusional.
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No. 628768 ID: 602cd8
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628768

VISOR WARNING: HIGH ENERGY DETECTED

And there goes my helmet's sensors. It's real, and my firepower is a set of peashooters by comparison.

>"Team, split up! We've received confirmation from base that our enemy is trapped up here, and we have eyes on the lower roof. She can't have gotten far! Split up, and shout if you find her!"

We're still in a jammer, and I'm hidden. It doesn't look like they saw me. The sensor's katzati used are high range but low accuracy - my helmet is lower range, but gives me a good idea of where they are. In other words, I can see where they are, but they can't see me.
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No. 628771 ID: d958ad

>>628768
Oh good, stealth. Your specialty.

...why don't you just rappel down to a lower roof? They think you're up here, so they probably won't check the lower roofs.
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No. 628772 ID: 60700b

>>628766
If that top right bulge is a fire escape, you could use it to get off the roof, if only to get back in one floor down.
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No. 628773 ID: 0ee153

All their mouths are exposed. Do we have anything to take advantage of that?
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No. 628774 ID: 5db52c

>need better terminology
If Az wants to waste his time working on linguistic development, I'm sure it would be better spent than interfering with our operation and undermining department procedures.

>door sealed, too hard to break down
Advise our allies, via Polo's phone Rokoa's holding, to search Korli for chemicals. A battle chemist has to be carrying acid or something somewhere. It's too useful, too obvious, and too in-theme not to. They can melt the locking mechanism and/or the hinges.

Well, uh, assuming we want them on the roof, getting attacked by the sentai team.

>Situation analysis
So. We have a group of armored enemies, apparently with magic or something, sitting on our evac point. We can't just do the smart thing sneak down the building, because our allies don't have annother out. We need to secure the roof the dropship can pick them up here.

We're outnumbered, tear gas won't be very effective on an open rooftop for long. They're armored, so your sidearm and uzi are probably no good. And they're not going to stand still and let you snipe them with AP rounds one by one.

...assuming bullets will even work. Actual bullets are worse than useless on super sentai shows.

I think it's time for you to sigh and waste ridiculous super agent resources again, Polo. You need to activate your top secret super sentai form, and beat them in their own arena. The ultimate power of snark and grump will suck the color right out of their palette swapped uniforms, and their powers with it.
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No. 628787 ID: bb78f2

>>628768
Synthesize a grump beam to normalize the situation.
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No. 628794 ID: d90668

Well this day keeps getting better and better.

Go silent if you need to and keep out of sight. Once they split up to look for you wait until one of them is alone and then steal one of there guns. You can use it to cut open the door and make silent attacks.

Remember that they are a bit addled right now so they probably think they are in whatever show they used to have. You might be able to use that against them if you pretend to be a villain or something. The more they focus on you the less they will notice your backup working on the door.
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No. 628808 ID: 8f01e8

"Shout if you find her" means they don't have helmet cams feeding back into a centralized overwatch. Wait for them to split up, shoot 'em in the mouth to damage vocal cords.
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No. 628809 ID: 0ee153

>>628808
>vocal cords
>mouth

Other than that, yes.
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No. 628813 ID: 52ddcd

Ok, these guys are basically a costumed superhero team, right? Or they're going for the same aesthetic, at least.

Well, you know what? In those shows, the villains ALSO wear costumes. Unless they're just monsters, which you're not. Anyone who's a normal person has to wear a costume to be a hero or a villain, if they're naked or in their underwear or in civilian clothes then they're just a bystander! It's the rules.

So what you need to do, Polo, is take off all your armor.
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No. 628828 ID: d958ad

>>628808
Gunfire would reveal our position.
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No. 629024 ID: d90668

Ok I have a great idea. They are "heros' right? Well hero's fight evil and save the day.

All armored up like you are they will spout off some cheesy line about ridding the world of your evil and such. But if you stash your armor and pretend to be a lost child they will have to protect you.

So dump your armor behind a ac unit and come wandering out crying about how you lost your tribe and how you are being chased by a bad smiling lady and her volkit henchmen. Point them to the locked door and say you just barely got away and locked the door behind you.

The rest of your team will be crashing through there eventually and while the super team are distracted with Rokoa showing up you can take them down from behind.
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No. 629066 ID: b88e47

Jump off the roof and go in some lower entryway. Even a plain flee for your life is fine. Call for pickup somewhere else.

"A wise man knows when to run like a little bitch."
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No. 629221 ID: 1d157d

>>629024
This is a clever idea, but there's nothing Polo hates more than pretending to be a child. I think she'd want an alternative plan if possible. She's lost enough dignity already on this mission, she'll probably go into a murderous rage if she's pushed any further.
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No. 629265 ID: 5869f6

>>628768
...
Y-Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay!
YEAH, OKAY!
ALRIGHT,FUCKIT! Splitting em' up and taking them down one by one is our best bet if we can't get past them.
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No. 629460 ID: 602cd8
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629460

>Take your armor off; they won't see you as a villain
This is more possible than I would like to admit, however, if it fails, I may as well stick my hands up while I'm at it. It's too risky.

>Bullets
They do not work on sentai shows because sentai shows are a story written by people who don't want to have the main characters easily incapacitated by aimless mooks. Shooting, however, will give away my position, and so I will reserve my firepower unless things get bad.

>Activate a grump beam
That is ridiculous.

>Why not jump to a lower roof?
I believe they mentioned they had eyes down there. It's likely that they are watching the rooftop, in which case, there is no way I can sneak over the wall down below without being seen.

>Grab a weapon from them
This I can do.

"Rokoa, pat down Korli. Make sure she doesn't have any more toxins on her, I'm afraid she may try to pull something still."
"Yeah yeah, give me a minute here." It sounds like she's still fighting off people.
"Don't ask too much of Viln and Vern. They are civilians, remember."
"Like I'd trust 'em to much!"
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No. 629461 ID: 602cd8
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629461

I successfully pull a weapon from a back holster.

"What is this, Katzati? It looks like either an advanced plasma pistol, or more likely, an overdesigned one."
>"That's uh... that's a wave beam. They say it works off of the sentai's groups hopes, dreams and determination."
"That is ridiculous. How strong is it?"
>"Well it gets stronger the more desperate the situation is!"
"That is also ridiculous. Weapons do not work like this, our empathy is not strong enough to convert into any significant levels of energy, even if that technology existed somewhere."
>"I'm just reporting what I know about it! That sentai team does keep their trade secrets a secret, you know."
"I understand."
>"Honestly, though, it's possible! I mean, that sentai group, believe it or not, is actually really powerful and was just inspired by earlier shows of that kind. I don't think anything they carry is mundane. You might find it worth trying - if you really do feel desperate, it might just work."
"Rokoa, are you able to assist with the door?" I still hear Voklit beating on it, but if it was going to crack, I expect it would have done so by now.
"Ah got a tajer shtuck in hy guzs!"
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No. 629465 ID: d958ad

>>629461
Tell Rokoa if she asks nicely maybe they'll stop tazing her.

Hey, if you managed to steal one gun... why not steal all their guns? Switch positions occasionally while doing so, so they can't narrow down where the thefts are happening.
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No. 629467 ID: bb78f2

>Activate a grump beam
>That is ridiculous.
You diffused a conflict with masked neumono wrestlers and detoxed Korli with your grump beam earlier. Don't give me that.

And these peeps have fucking HYPE beams. That's what you're holding in your hand right now. The situation deteriorates, desperation increases and the hype scales with it. Shit, we might actually be able to literally weaponize your grumpiness reverse engineering these weapons of theirs.

Depressing these people is tactically viable according to Kazati's intel about their weapons. Desperation requires perseverance after all. Drain motivation and those things shoot nothing but dust. So go out there and depress them.
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No. 629470 ID: 5db52c

>Ah got a tajer shtuck in hy guzs!
Then ask one of the voklit to yank it off. And try not to fry my phone while you're getting fried. (If they use the wooden spear shafts they don't have to touch the line).

>They say it works off of the sentai's groups hopes, dreams and determination.
>Weapons do not work like this, our empathy is not strong enough to convert into any significant levels of energy, even if that technology existed somewhere.
Let's assume there's a certain amount of propaganda and misinformation to obscure how their tech really works and demoralize foes trying to counter them.

Now... empathy to energy conversion is ridiculous. A battery, or plasma cell or reactor would be a better power source. But, you know jammer and rely tech is possible. Could it be something in that vein? Maybe... an empathic amplifier? Maybe it's not an energy weapon, but a psychic one. Broadcast overwhelming force of will, determination, etc, and crush your enemy's will. Coupled with a normal energy weapon for actual firing purposes and to disguise what they're doing. A big morale effect to trip up the enemy.

Would certainly fit if the sentai teams have been mostly been deployed against neumono.

If it is a weapon that depends on willpower and/or mental disciple, it's potentially overwhelming in your hands. So...

Plan A: Use the weapon on them. If it works, great.

Plan B: Weapon does nothing special. Fighting retreat, lure the enemy away so Rokoa can evac the civies and prisoners. Stealth skillset means you have a chance of holding out behind enemy lines if you're stranded.
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No. 629476 ID: d90668

If it is a "empathy" gun it probably has its own power supply. Its probably a plasma or laser pistol with some special empathy relay system. Honestly if you have a big enough bankroll you can probably commission all sorts of stupid gadgets. Why have normal weapons when you can slap your logo on everything and make a killing on toy sales?

Well the pickpocketing went well so keep at it. Steal all there guns and wallets and pants if you can. Once you disarm them a bit more you might want to try using that gun to take out the door hinges or lock.

If you have ever watched the show try remembering what sort of stuff they used. There actual gear might be similar.
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No. 629479 ID: bee605

Y'know if they really are a Sentai group.. then they probably have like melee weapons that turn into an even bigger gun.. and more than likely a giant robot.. so be on the lookout for one of those.

..Do we have access to giant robots?
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No. 629481 ID: 602cd8
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629481

I'll steal more weapons if I get the chance, but they're going to notice soon.

>You diffused a conflict with masked neumono wrestlers and detoxed Korli with your grump beam earlier. Don't give me that.
That was all psychological. This weapon is just a tool.

I move out. I can at least try to fire it. If it doesn't work, then the worst that'll happen is a dry click. And if it does work, then good.

I see another member turning the corner, and I try to fire onto him.

>Do we have access to giant robots?
No-

Not in reasonable time.

I think we would have noticed if the sentai team brought their giant robot along.
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No. 629482 ID: 602cd8
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629482

FOOSH

It worked?!
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No. 629483 ID: 602cd8
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629483

No, it didn't. At all.

>"The villain's over here! You think that you can use our own weapons on us, but you need a pure heart that BELIEVES, and your heart is as black and skeptical as the - "
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No. 629484 ID: 602cd8
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629484

BLAM

It turns out that their armor does deflect bullets.
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No. 629485 ID: 602cd8
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629485

I strap away their worthless ray gun, and bring out my sniper rifle. Instead of taking more shorts, though I run to a new location.

"I'm going to try to lure them away if they all follow me! Rokoa, - I assume you're fine - if you get to the roof and the drop ship arrives, just get everyone out of there! I'll escape somewhere else."

Where to, though, I don't know. This may be a good time now to go down the fire escape or to a lower roof section. The fire escape will be bad if I get caught in the middle with nowhere to go, but there is a chance I'll be able to regroup with Rokoa
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No. 629486 ID: d958ad

>>629483
>a pure heart that BELIEVES
Keep that raygun away from Three Stripes.

Hey, don't you have AP rounds for that sniper rifle? Warn the voklits to get away from the door, and shoot the lock. Then you'll have Rokoa as backup.
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No. 629490 ID: bb78f2

>>629483
>pure heart that believes
Yeah, okay that's a crock of horse shit for a team of people working for the grinch of all people.

Did that bullet go in UNDER her jaw, ricochet around in her brain because all exit points are covered by armor until it could finally escape through her mouth? Oh fuck that has to hurt.

Logically speaking a lower roof is the most sound, they already know where you are, so the fact that they're watching the lower roof is moot. However, logically speaking, nothing logical has happened since you've arrived in this voklit village, ergo the least logical solution is the most logical solution.

So FIRE ESCAPE IT IS.
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No. 629491 ID: d90668

See how the gun shot light everywhere when you fired it? I am betting there is a empathy component to its focusing array. If you feel the right emotions while firing it I bet that the beam would tighten up. Might have multiple firing patterns depending on your mood. Are you silent right now? Wondering if what it would do if you were.

Anyways might be useful later but not worth testing unless they use one to shoot a building over or something. Then you know its worth a shot.

Ok the mind control gas was localized to this building hopefully. Normally if you could get away you would be good. But this is in the middle of a casino resort complex. There are cameras everywhere and I bet the enemy Cai is jacked into all of them.

See if you can get a map on your helmet display from home base. Might give you more options than just jumping off the fire escape.
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No. 629492 ID: d958ad

Well, if the current objective is to escape then yeah the fire escape works. You could even rappel down with the grappling hook if pressed.
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No. 629517 ID: 5db52c

>It didn't work, at all.
I wonder if that means their beams won't work on you. Or, if you can use your skeptic grump-beam to cancel out their bullshit beams when they fire on you. (Or if firing on yourself bathes you in harmless energy their beams can't get through?).

>It turns out that their armor does deflect bullets.
That's what AP rounds are for.

>The fire escape will be bad if I get caught in the middle with nowhere to go
Grapple hook swing means you're never really caught with nowhere to go.
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No. 629523 ID: da57df

Wait a sec, I think we may have gotten a little ahead of ourselves here.

Are we actually sure these guys are being mind controlled or working with the Grinch right now? Katzati probably would have known if they were here with our guys and they arrived from outside of the building. It's entirely possible they were somewhere else in the mall like signing autographs or something and came on their own when they caught wind of the commotion here.

They seem pretty lucid and Polo has been giving off some mad grump vibes and throwing civilians off of the stairwell, so it wouldn't be unreasonable if in their limited understanding of a situation they just jumped into they mistook Polo for being some sort of villan.

>>629491
>See how the gun shot light everywhere when you fired it? I am betting there is a empathy component to its focusing array. If you feel the right emotions while firing it I bet that the beam would tighten up.
If they are actually being mind controlled though, this sounds like the perfect way to manifest a grump beam if true.
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No. 629598 ID: 8f01e8

If you've got some sort of antimateriel rounds for the sniper rifle, start putting holes in structurally-significant parts of that door. You're facing a team all alone, while Rokoa and the Voklits are backed into a corner. Opening the door fixes both of those problems.
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No. 630541 ID: 602cd8
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630541

>If you've got some sort of antimateriel rounds for the sniper rifle
I do not.

>Well, if the current objective is to escape then yeah the fire escape works
It's to escape with the enemy following me. Just escaping will not just be pointless, but will effectively be jeopardizing the mission.

>Shoot the lock.
It appears to latch internally by some mechanism I can't solve by gun.

"Katzati, are there any options besides jumping down on the roof or going through the fire escape?"
>"Er, maybe, but our dropship is almost down there! We can hold it back if you like. If we try to hover close for standby, though, we're afraid that team might actually shoot the dropship down. If it's far, then obviously it'll take longer once you clear the area. Anyways, there's a window to an attic over the side due east and 20 feet south that, if you can make it through, you can get in and most likely have a clear path back to the stairwell."
"Thank you, but I doubt I can get through the window without making too much noise. I'm going down the fire escape."

I do remember that the gun did shoot out light. That sort of thing is only done with what's called 'empty plasma', which means either these really are show toys, or... no, no, they are show toys.

I rattle the rails as I leave, a concerning fact considering that this is meant to hold far larger individuals, and far more, than myself. I hear a shout from one of the sentais.

>"Hold it, villain!"

It's too easy, but I don't want to chance that their gear actually works now, so I hurry up.

"Katzati, are we even sure that they're mind controlled? They seem more lucid than most other people!"
>"We, uh... we assume so. But we don't know much about the gas, so we can't tell? I mean, we're really hoping they're going to have a good reason to hinder us."
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No. 630542 ID: 602cd8
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630542

>"Wave beam, my heart aches for justice, GOOO!"
FOOM

"What?! No."
"YES." says Rokoa.

>"You can't escape, bringer of mal-intent!"

The door to the upper floor is right here, so it's fine.
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No. 630543 ID: 602cd8
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630543

clack

"... Katzati."
>"Shoooooot, that one's locked from the outside! We're not in a good position to unlock that one, either! The rooftop door is going to be unlocked any second, now."

I do have my grappling hook, but now it's either up to an alerted sentai team with high powered weapons, or back to the bottom. Or some other daring maneuver that I don't have time to ask Katzati directions for.

"Try firing the weapon back on them again! Put your heart in it this time, quit being silent, I know you're silent even in a jammer!"
"Rokoa I am not a magical grump girl."
"Haha, I didn't even specify it had to be grump powered!"
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No. 630545 ID: 602cd8
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630545

The door swings open to the sound of the fire alarm going off.

"Fine, you big baby, I'll rescue you." Rokoa voice doubles over itself from being in person and over the phone that appears to be lodged between her scalp and bio armor.

>"Uh, Polo?" asks Katzati. "They have really scary firepower. And it is powered by... I mean, it would actually be nice if... well, have you ever TRIED being a magical grump girl?"
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No. 630546 ID: d90668

If they can charge those things with feelings you can do it to. And I would put my bets on you being better at it because you have trained most of your life to control and channel your emotions.

So quit whining and grump beam it up. Or whatever emotion you want. If it does work make sure to hide the gun so you don't have to give it back later.


Hmm Rokoa got her suit torn up. Hope the gas has dispersed by now. Would be a shame if you had to shoot her a bit because she started looking at you funny.
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No. 630547 ID: 296917

>>630545
It is definitely not magic. Magic does not exist. It is simply a gun powered partially by empathic waves. Rokoa's right- you were silent when you fired the gun, that's why it didn't work.

Try again. This time, be GRUMPY at the gun as you fire it. Just to see how it reacts. It's possible that it's not picky about what sort of empathic signal it gets.
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No. 630551 ID: 5db52c

>Put your heart in it this time, quit being silent, I know you're silent even in a jammer!
>I do remember that the gun did shoot out light. That sort of thing is only done with what's called 'empty plasma'
If we assume, as ridiculous as it sounds, that these weapons use empathy as a trigger, it would make logical sense, in retrospect, that attempting to fire while silent would produce a null result.

The idea of gene-locking weapons so only certain people can fire them isn't new. Theoretically, if you can build machines capable of detecting empathy, you could build in a safety that only releases in the presence of the right empathy. (An empathic transistor?).

It's only a step further to suppose you could build a throttle, instead of a switch, so some competent of empathy controls the intensity of the beam.

Obviously it's not converting empathy into plasma. That wouldn't work. There's way more actual energy in the weapon's power source than in your brain-waves.

>what do
Deep breath, channel your utter frustration at the sentai, this situation, your job, the Grinch, Az, and Rokoa, level the gun at the blocked rooftop door, and fire.

If it works, you're through the sealed door. If it fails, you bathed it in light, and didn't hurt anything except your pride. Which you're already grumpy about having sacrificed earlier, anyways, so no loss.
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No. 630554 ID: bb78f2

Polo, I know you have that frustration built up inside.

IT IS TIME TO USE IT OR LOSE IT GIRL.
Time to ascend, twice.
They're going to love this, trust me.
What you are now is your normal state.
Most of the time, you're a super grump, but just moments ago you became a super grump that has ascended past a super grump, or you could just call it a super grump 2.

AND THIS... IS TO GO EVEN... FURTHER.. BEYOND
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No. 630563 ID: 602cd8
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630563

It's been long enough that the gas has most likely dispersed, so I'm not worried about Rokoa.

>Grump beam it up
>Channel your utter frustration at the sentai, this situation, your job, the Grinch, Az, and Rokoa, level the gun at the blocked rooftop door
>I know you have that frustration built up inside.
>Try again
The rooftop door might be a good test, but if it takes time to charge, I may only want to use it when it counts regardless of whether or not it works.

But I can't do this. All of my mental training has been focused on clearing my mind, as difficult as it's been lately. I have almost no practice at making myself legitimately feel whatever arbitrary emotion I want.

Nonetheless, I drop my silence.

The weapon pings.

>"Yeah, that's it!" says Katzati. "It can detect your, uh, empathy! If I recall right, er..."
"It's gonna be weak as shit if you fire it now." says Rokoa. "See that bar on the side? That's its energy. Keep feeding grumpiness into it and it'll slowly charge."
"... I can't make myself feel grumpy on purp-"
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No. 630564 ID: 602cd8
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630564

"Rokoa, quit swinging the civilians around! They aren't nunchucks or criminals!"
"I'm just incapacitating them! I might take their clothes, though. They're actually tough because they're wearing bio armor!""
"They are nearly naked, Rokoa."
"It's a bio armor bikini! It's novel. And cute. I want one."
"She is half your size, Rokoa, if you want weird swimsuit wear, then wait until - "
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No. 630565 ID: 602cd8
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630565

SNAP-SHRRP

"... whoops."

>"Polo, your grump be- I mean, the wave beam just charged a good bit! Please keep getting mad at Rokoa." says Katzati.
"No. This is a bad plan. I will not get mad if you guys are trying to make me mad intentionally."
"It's already worked, Polo!" Rokoa says. She's right.
"Fine, you're making this unpleasant successfully! This is all just a bad excuse to just be even more unprofessional."
>"That just means we've got to try extra hard." says Az. "Which makes this good timing! I posted up something on our public networking website. Katzati, put it up on Polo's screen!"
>"I'm sorry, Polo." Katzati responds.
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No. 630566 ID: 602cd8
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630566

"It's from you, just before getting to the rooftop!" Az says, as though I don't know.
>"But we have a powerup!" Katzati continues. "Polo, Rokoa, start heading upstairs, and try to take that team out before our dropship comes! It's almost there, too, so hurry up!"

Suggestions for this round will be directed at side characters with the express purpose of filling Polo's grump meter.
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No. 630568 ID: bd8b82

play with her ears.
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No. 630569 ID: 296917

>>630566
Make jokes about how much she loves coffee cake. Tease her about how much she wants to bone Pilon. Ask her how many times exactly she's been mistaken for a child, or a robot.
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No. 630570 ID: 5db52c

Korli: No! Stop encouraging her! I like the color of my fur! You're gonna make her so grumpy I go grey!

Az: Bring up the subject of Christmas bonuses. There's only so much money in the budget, and you're considering giving hers to Rokoa, since she's obviously the better agent.

Also, you're totally being the worst Santa over here. Messing up so many impressionable kids. Bad idea that, Polo.

Viln: Tiny neumono is... tiny. (Yes, they're supposed to make her happy, but helping her unlock her power to win this fight will make her happier in the long run).

Lucera: You've ignored me this entire time. Also, you keep forgetting to refer to people by their rank, agent Polo.

Polo's Mom: Somehow be video-conferenced into Polo's visor by Katzati. While sorting through embarrassing childhood pictures.

Sentai team: start singing your theme song.

Ramella: ...sheepishly admit you have something of a crush on the tiny scary determined nuemono who effortlessly took you into custody. (Making back-assumptions about her character from the sniper clone).

Three Stripes: Accidentally drop something off the space station.

Dropship Pilot: Call in. You're here! Those flashing lights on the rooftop and the landing beacons, right?

Rokoa: Bend down right in front of her, and give that terrible Grin.

Put the stupid hat back on her head.

And then pick up a coffee cake from one of the brothel employees who happened to be carrying, and throw it down the stairwell.
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No. 630571 ID: bb78f2

Katzati
Play "It's a small world after all" on Polo's mike.
On loop.
Az, say that Rokoa is doing a swell bang-up job, and we look forward to finding her a permanent place in your agency
Also, criticize Polo for wrong jetpack etiquette.
Rokoa, do the truffle shuffle.
Sentais, be Sentai's
Grinch, make an evil laugh
Polokoa, make a suggestion in the quest.
Chee, make a suggestion in the quest.
Story Seeker, make a risque suggestion in the quest
Hok, appear
Local cats, get on Katzati's keyboard.
Katzati, spam Polo with images of fresh cat memes on your keyboard
Lagotrope, draw scribbles on top of EVERYTHING
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No. 630573 ID: 0ee153

Katzati/Az: Post images demanding that civilians yell "Marco!" at Polo.
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No. 630576 ID: 3274e0

CAI: start reading all of Polo's unread emails in a stereotypical text-to-speech program voice
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No. 630600 ID: 602cd8
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630600

>"Just keep in mind, Polo, that so far, Rokoa's been the MVP of your partnership so far. At this rate, she's gonna be on the team permanently! As your partner!" says Az.
"I know you're just saying that to get me mad."
>"Only the last part. After all, you're the one holding back her proper jet pack etiquette. She's gonna get your christmas bonus this year."

Rokoa picks me up and puts me next to her dumb grin.

"Polo, fine, I'll stop swinging the dude around at least, but he's still trying to hit me."
"Just throw him down a level on the stairwell!"
"But he's strong with all that bio armor!"
"They're shorts. It would barely strengthen his legs."
"Polo, it's probably super strong bio armor that specializes in specific areas. And you know what's in the middle of it? His crotch, Polo. He's gonna get the strongest damn boner ever, and there's no way I'll be any match, so you're just gonna have to pretend it's Pilon and help me - "
"Katzati deafen me."
>"Sorrryyy! I'm sorrry!"
I hear a click. Is that... it's playing 'It's A Small World' in my helmet.
>"Sorrryyyy!"
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No. 630601 ID: 602cd8
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630601

>Start reading all of Polo's unread emails in a stereotypical text-to-speech program voice
The CAI has absolutely no sense of privacy, but they are good at following rules, so I am not worried about this.
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No. 630602 ID: 602cd8
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630602

>Sentais, be Sentais/sing your theme song
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No. 630603 ID: 602cd8
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630603

Incoming video chat -
"Mom, what are you doing."
>"Hey Polo! I don't know what's going on, but apparently it's really important to show that one time you getting up on top of the table here and starting to splash all the punch around. You can tell that this is the moment you picked up on all the empathy saying that you messed up hard and that we were gonna get kicked out of the party forever!"
"You took a photograph of that?!"

>"YET SHE IS SUCH A TINY ONE, THE TINIEST I HAVE SEEN YET. LIKE A SMALL BABY CHILD." I hear Viln "whisper" from a story above.
>"HAHAHA." Vern laughs.
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630604

Another video comes up of Luka, translating for Three Stripes.

>"oh no oh no that was coffee cake for Silent and now Three Stripes can't give the best coffee cake to Silent because Silent dropped it forever and she was gonna be up here so soon too and.... okay yeah his empathy is just saying that on repeat."
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No. 630605 ID: 602cd8
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630605

>"This is the dropship! We're there! We land where that loud music and flashing light is coming from, right?!"
"HOLD ON!"

We reach the door, and it's been unlocked by the CAI now. I meet up with Viln, who still has Ramella and Korli.

>"Polo I uh..." Ramella starts. "I kind of... you're cute. Can we go out to eat after you interrogate us?"
"She isn't gonna recognize you after I interrogate you two! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you two, and after that, keep beating you guys up just for fun!"
>"I'll only talk," says Korli, "if you do it while peeling off that bioarmor of yours for me!"
"You two aren't even on our team!!"
>"Huh? What does that have to do with it?" Right, Korli isn't in our communication loop. They don't know about trying to get me grumpy. She just...

She just said that on her own. So did Ramella.

"... take us outdoors, Rokoa."
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No. 630606 ID: 602cd8
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630606

>"AHA, there they are! They look weak, I can take this by myself!" the blue teammate says as we leave.
>"WAIT, Blue! Look, the ray beam is nearly full! That one is powerful, mentally! Team, fall back!"

Okay, apparently I just had to charge it, and not even fire. And just in time, the dropship is coming down.

Somewhere, far off, I hear the city wide PA system activate.

>"Maaaaaarrrcooooooooo"
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No. 630607 ID: 602cd8
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630607

"Well, shit, that was anticlimactic." says Rokoa.
"No, it was successful. Pilots, take us out of here. Katzati, we can trust this pilots, right? Don't mess around with me, please!"
>"I- oh, geez, I'm so sorry! We sent them from our station, and there wasn't any sign of trouble on the way down, so if we can't trust everyone on that ship, then, we - OKAY IT'S THERE Polo west side giant sentai robot!"
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No. 630608 ID: 602cd8
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630608

"Katzati?! How did this go unnoticed?!"
>"I'm sorrryyy, we just noticed a few minutes ago, but... we didn't..."
>"We didn't tell you, haha!" Az echoes, while probably being an awful santa.
"I would have thought we would have noticed if they brought their giant robot along earlier than this grumpy thing!"
>"Look Polo, you would think it would be hard to hide a giant robot wherever, but maybe you'd know better if you used things like jet packs like the rest of us. We get good practice doing stuff the common person thinks is 'implausible'."
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No. 630609 ID: 602cd8
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630609

>"Shit, they're gonna shoot us down!" Korli yells. "Fire that shiny gun, fire it!"
"Not yet!" Rokoa yells back. "It's not powered up all the way - "
"Yes it is!"
"No, there's extra power behind the max power and you need that super powered beam to take out the robot!"
"How am I supposed to get so grumpy? It's slowed down near the end, it's going to take more than just embarrasing stories and display of unprofessionalism to get that over the edge."
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No. 630611 ID: 602cd8
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630611

>Hok, appear
>"Yeah okay hey guys I was gonna rig this thing to explode but giant robot so uh nevermind to that plan."
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No. 630612 ID: 602cd8
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630612

>"Hok, [dis]appear

"You guys... let Hok on board? Tell me you managed that at the last moment. That he was captured, and you made him do this for my grumpiness sake."
>"Uh... well, I'd like to say that." says Az. "That'd be pretty good! But no it sounds like we fucked up upstairs."

SUPERMAX POWER ATTAINED: GRUMP MODE

".... I am going to turn, now, and I am going to deal with this Giant Robot."
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No. 630613 ID: 602cd8
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630613

click

I fire the gun, and my sight goes blank for a moment.
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No. 630614 ID: 602cd8
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630614

"131 years ago today, a team of teenage neumono with hearts of gold and attitude swore to destroy all injustice around the galaxy. They spent years training, learning sciences, martial arts and all schools of knowledge to become the absolute best. Knowing though that they needed more, they approached the homeworld of science itself."
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No. 630619 ID: 602cd8
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630619

"Belenos IV, the heart of technology. Teaming up with brilliant, like-minded scientists, the Omega-Waveforce was granted incredible technology to battle evildors everywhere. Among these were the Wave Beams, powered by both neumono emotion technology so advanced that the belenosians could not share that knowledge with anyone, not even the Omega-Waveforce."
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No. 630620 ID: 602cd8
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630620

"The Omega-Wave force members each had their own strong emotions, and their armors were custom made to suit these strengths.

Trust, Exhilaration, Determination, Justice, and Love."

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No. 630621 ID: 602cd8
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630621


"It was intended that only those who could feel emotions strong enough could activate these guns, and only the armors could amplify one's emotions to this level. But, in theory, if one could feel an emotion so intense on their own, then they would be able to activate the Wave Beams.

This is one of the Omega-Wave Force's few fears, that one of these guns may fall into a pair of wrong hands that happen to have such great mental power.

Belenosian Legends say that should this ever occur, then the Wave Beam itself shall supply the armor for the wearer, giving this individual what is needed to perform their will, good or bad."

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No. 630622 ID: 602cd8
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630622

SHING
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No. 630623 ID: 602cd8
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630623

SHING
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No. 630624 ID: 602cd8
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630624

SHINGGGGGG
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No. 630625 ID: 602cd8
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630625

"And today, that event happened. The Omega Wave-Force was not prepared."
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No. 630626 ID: 602cd8
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630626

"Someday, they would swear vengeance, but until then, they are reminded of the bitter taste of defeat."

>"So... grumpy... can't... lift... spirits...
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No. 630627 ID: 602cd8
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630627

>"Such... pressure... she just wanted.... a friend.... if only I met her... before she turned to evil... all she needed.... was a hug..."
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No. 630628 ID: 602cd8
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630628

The Giant Robot shuts down.
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No. 630629 ID: 602cd8
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630629

"Was that a grumpy friendship beam?" asks Rokoa.
>"I think I just got some gray hairs. No... no I think that's a bald spot." Korli says.
>"I feel," Viln says, "that we must supply a refund. Your dissatisfaction is beyond our capabilities."
>"Did that gun just narrate Omega-Waveforce lore while it transformed you?" says Katzati.
"Oh my god." Az pipes in. "Did you guys see that? It didn't transform Polo at all. That means Polo was a magical girl this whole time."

"Katzati, please turn off this 'small world' song."
>"Oh, sorry! Uh... fast diagnostics show that the dropship is okay, and Hok didn't have time to mess with it. It should be safe to use, but everyone carry a parachute just in case."
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No. 630630 ID: 0ee153

Accept Ramella's invitation and tell her to provide coffee cake. Don't mess the cake up.
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No. 630631 ID: 296917

>>630629
Get everyone to detox. Make sure everyone's got all the gas out of their systems, then maybe ask Ramella if she meant what she said. Punch Korli regardless. (threesome with Pilon?)
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No. 630634 ID: d90668

There the giant robot is dealt with and the day is saved. We just had to savage a bunch of civilians and annoy me thoroughly. I hope everyone is happy.

So should I go after Hok or should I start lowering my competence level to match the rest of the team. I can start accidentally discharging my gun into the engines if you guys want.
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No. 630635 ID: bb78f2

>>630631
When I mean detox, I mean everyone. This grump radiation may be potentially lethal.
Az, how are the children? Are they fine? Have we destroyed Christmas? How is Pilon doing? Have we destroyed his Santa mind?

Katzati, what were the long term environmental effects of that beam?
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No. 630650 ID: b7c448

>>630630
Do that then file a report. The grump train doesn't stop until you say so.
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No. 630683 ID: 88960e

That was fantastic. I lack words.

Make sure the beam didn't knock out your flight crew or damage our ship before anything else.

>Ramella and/or Korli
Pff. Oh goodness, I didn't expect that to make it in. (Was Korli talking to Polo or Rokoa, there)?

Inform them that fraternizing with prisoners is against regulations. ...If this fact encourages them to turn on their employer and start talking, you're not going to complain, at this point.

>full refund
Hey, a win for the budget! You got to have your cake and eat it too. Metaphorically, that is. Literally, the cake got dropped on the floor.

>detox
Yes. You have prisoners to check in, and people exposed to unknown drugs, nanites, and radiation.

And get recovery teams in there to help the affected civilians. And recover the afflicted agents. There were people being controlled, you don't know how much collateral that beam had (did you ruin anyone's Christmas? Make anyone clinically depressed or suicidal?). Also, there's an unregistered giant robot and extremely dangerous experimental weapons that were used against federal agents that need to be confiscated and quarantined.

...grouse that you don't even have paperwork for a situation like this. You're going to have to invent new paperwork to document it!
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No. 630795 ID: 6ed745

>>630635
>Have we destroyed Christmas?

I think grumpiness actually just makes Christmas spirit stronger.
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No. 630799 ID: 8111b6

Obviously, this must be kept as a secret weapon.

It seems like it forced the emotion on them. If it worked on them, it may be useful to consider evoking other emotions for ammunition.

As a bonus, if polo could stay silent while said emotion would be built up, it'd be a punch from nowhere to drop silence and fire.

Also, Polo is apparently the 6th ranger, which everyone knows is the most awesome one.

But enough of that. We've got a Christmas to save.
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No. 630810 ID: 8f01e8

>>630683
>Hey, a win for the budget! You got to have your cake and eat it too. Metaphorically, that is. Literally, the cake got dropped on the floor.

Take the refund in store credit and spend it on replacement cake. If anyone questions this, point out that Ultraking Az has made it quite clear (by his treatment of Rokoa) that hilariously excessive self-indulgence is the only way to get ahead in this organization.
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No. 630831 ID: ea0ad9

>if only I met her... before she turned to evil...
Don't these morons understand tropes? I'm sure there's a trope out there for when a character appears to be a bad guy but turns out to be a good guy fighting against a secret greater bad guy that they just didn't know about...
>"Did you guys see that? It didn't transform Polo at all. That means Polo was a magical girl this whole time."
Actually, it made a few altercations to the armor. Like, adding a shading-tinting appearance to the visor, denser torso, stronger knee joint... Seriously, just because first glance doesn't show any superficial differences doesn't mean it didn't do anything. Just look at that midnight black visor! There's no way you can claim that visor's the same visor as before now.
>my sight goes blank for a moment.
Seriously, even Polo hinted at the change when it first happened. The midnight-blackening to her visor blinded her vision for a moment while the transformation was still underway!
>if you used things like jet packs like the rest of us.
Supply a jetpack that doesn't run out of fuel from one trip and and she'll likely make use of it. That stuff's a Tactic godsend, but only if it actually lasts long enough.
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No. 630845 ID: 602cd8
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630845

I approach Ramella and Korli, who finally get handcuffed and locked in a holding room so that Viln can use his hands. I'm tempted to jump down after Hok, but he's slippery, and I don't want to leave Rokoa in charge here.

"Viln, you do not need refunds. Like I said, I am happy with a successful mission, and this has been a successful trip. So I am happy. Even if you don't believe me, you risked your lives for me as nothing more than a client. That deserves payment alone."
>"Your appreciation will not be forgotten." Viln replies.
"Now, Korli, Ramella."
>"Can I at least get my coat back?!" Korli says. "Look at us and tell us this doesn't look bad!"
"Noted. We'll give you spare coats, but not yours. Did either of you two mean what you said back there?"
>"Er..." Ramella stutters.
>"Damn right." says Korli. "But maybe that was just the lesb gas talking. I'm not seriously expecting Rokoa to go and do that, you know, not like I'd complain! Then again, look at her looking over at us." She was talking to Rokoa, as I thought.
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No. 630846 ID: 602cd8
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630846

>"It's actually really unnerving when she's not ripping people's faces in half. At least when she was doing that, the expression was appropriate. Sort of." Korli continues. "Actually, yeah, can I request a different interrogator?"
"No, but you're going to get a different one anyway. Rokoa, stop looking at Korli. Korli, shut up, or I'm going to use your words to recharge the grump beam and use it on you."
"You're not my superior anymore, remember? I can do what I want to her." Rokoa says, pausing to stare at me. I stare back. "And no, Polo, I'm not going to do any fooling around. She'd better hope I'm not the interrogator, because she's not going to have a good time."

.... Katzati, arrange the space station to set up intensive detox for everyone. Especially Rokoa."
>"You got it."
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No. 630847 ID: 602cd8
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630847

"Also, please look into these wave beams. I'm afraid of how much radiation has been unleashed, here, or if there are other environmental concerns, or if I ruined christmas for everyone in the mall."
>"Hahaa- sorry, it wasn't a joke, was it? I'll look into it, but it's probably fine. That hive has fired off the wavebeam in a bunch of areas and it didn't seem to be harmed in any way, and nearby bystanders only seem to be temporarily affected. But for everything else, well, the voklit administration is tough to work with, and accepting outside neumono help is, uh, they're reluctant at their best, so we might have to trust them more than we'd like to try to clean everything up. We're at least insisting on collecting our own agents and try to find anyone involved. Oh, by the way, everyone here, including me, is going to be occupied for a bit. We're going to go up to the space station, too, since this is becoming a more worldwide affair again. I'll be in phone contact, but I won't be able to look up extensive information until I'm there."

>Check flight crew
We have no idea what happened to our original miklik, but the belenosian can pilot us back up to base.

>"Hey!" says Ramella. "I really did mean it!"
"If you're not in jail by the time I'm not busy, I may consider a dinner as an apology."
>"Yes!"

>Punch Korli
That's also tempting, but after all of my talk, I have to set a good example.
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No. 630848 ID: 602cd8
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630848

When we arrive, Ramella and Korli are taken by crew only after I confirm with at least 3 people that the crew has been vetted. This will at least solve any trouble Rokoa would cause with her own interrogation. Similarly, my wave beam is collected for research.

Everyone on our team is sent to the doctors for evaluation and detoxification. Even Viln and Vern are given a brief physical exam, and then are given quarters to stay in while their home is unstable. When I get the spare time, I fill out the necessary backlog of paperwork for all of the things I have done today. Much of the paperwork is mismatched with the events at hand, but I do my best.

There is still a christmas to save, but there is also a fear that there will be severe, delayed effects from the gasses that we know little about. So, detox is going to keep us contained for longer than I would like, but it can't be helped, and I'm not going to complain about the rare showcase of precaution around here. Rokoa is also getting medical treatment to patch her up. She received multiple cases of blunt trauma, gunshots and tasers, but the bio armor prevented any entry wounds, so all of her damage is shallow and will be quick to heal. I may be stuck here for awhile, but I'm only under observation after some inital tests are done, not quarantine. I can at least start doing local tasks.

A) Supervise Rokoa. She is probably being a bad person somewhere.
B) Visit Pilon. This might be the easy choice, but it will take time to get the approval to get anywhere near Three Stripes in my current situation.
C) See how the Ramella/Korli interrogation is going.
D) Check on Itcher/Jessica. I believe they are still in the same holding cell. I would also like to believe that if any events happened with them I would have heard about it, but I am not that naive.
E) Katzati, Lucera and the rest have most likely arrived by now. I can visit that operation team and learn what other agents have accomplished. If anything.
F) Something else.
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No. 630851 ID: b88e47

Take a break and don't do any work for a while. Hang out with co-workers. Not Rokoa.
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No. 630853 ID: 296917

>>630848
You and Rokoa are equals now so you can't really stop her from doing what she wants. Plus, maybe it's time you gave her a little bit of trust.

D. Make sure they aren't trying to escape.

Then E.
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No. 630863 ID: d90668

You are not Rokoa's keeper so ignore whatever she might be up to. If Az wants her around he can be responsible for any trouble she causes.

I would ignore most of the options and indulge in general paranoia. This is supposed to be the most secure location you have but you have seen how trustworthy your security is. So figure out how Hok got on that dropship and make sure no one is up here that should not be.

You have enough of the Grinch's people here that this station would be a tempting target. If he does not do something quick you will shortly find out all sorts of things he does not want getting out. So go make sure that the new janitor is not Whiskers or a remote controled fufu or something.

After you make your own sweep of security check in on C and then E.

Hmm you know what you might want to check in on the captives first. Silencing them would be the first thing the Grinch would try.
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No. 630872 ID: fb65b0

B then E, you need rest, rest with pilon.
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No. 630875 ID: 0ee153

D, C if you want to check your date, then E.
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No. 630944 ID: 95f35b

>You're not my superior anymore, remember? I can do what I want to her.
You may not be her commanding officer, but you are her acting partner, and we have seniority in this organization. And there are still rules and regulations to be followed. And laws. You will hold her to that.

>what do
A seems like it would backfire. If you hang out supervise her closely, expecting her to act out, she's going to take that as a challenge. She'll act out just to dare slash force you to respond. She's going to push limits, and against your diminished authority. She responded better to gestures of trust, before.

Your time might be better spent in searching for a peace offering. Give her less reason to push back, make up for the trust you compromised.

C might be seen as inappropriate. You intimidated / threatened one suspect (and your partner did more so) and the other is apparently infatuated with you. You shouldn't be interviewing either. Your presence in the interrogation means the evidence could be called into question, later. Or it be used as part of an attempt to get them off in court. Let someone else handle it.

B seems obvious, if Pilon has recovered. It migt be considerably less hassle to bring him to you, out of Three Stripes' area, than to get clearence to enter yourself, currentlly.

D and E also seem good ideas. I'd do D before E, give the others time to set up and get going.
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No. 631001 ID: 602cd8
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631001

Although, for some reason I am questioning, I potentially accepted Ramella's dinner invite, it would only be after she was run through the legal system. Otherwise, I would complicate matters. However, considering that I may complicate it simply by seeing them at all, I'll just confirm that the interrogations are going smoothly and otherwise trust others to that.

Rokoa, too, may have been uppity with me breathing down her neck. I will see if she stays out of trouble without me.

I'll briefly check on Itcher and Jessica by phone.

"Hello, this is Agent Polo, UDA."
>"Kork speaking. What is it?"
"I would like to check on the situation with Itcher and Jessica."

I hear the Chief yelling in the background. It takes me a few moments to realizing she's chewing Rokoa out.

>"How the fuck? We didn't even hear their testimony yet and you're already on us."
"What?"
>"We thought there was an intruder trying to break them out, but when we ran out there, there wasn't anyone missing or anyone who shouldn't have been there. Whatever the case, though, Itcher and Jessica are spilling the beans. We're patching the audio to Lucera right now, so go ask him for details, because I don't know how secure this line is."
"Thanks."

Good.
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No. 631002 ID: 602cd8
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631002

I indulge some paranoia and investigate how Hok could have gotten aboard. I ask the CAI for any surveillance while they're already rooting around in the voklit casino's databanks.

One of the AIs find building footage of Hok running out with a jetpack, and another camera does show him flying upwards. It wasn't subtle at all, but it was in all of our blind spots, and it looks like Hok managed to intercept the dropship while it was slowing down for landing. He must have took out the miklik right before we got there.

Another AI says that some resources will be spent to re-evaluate everything on the space station, since things are running hot right now.
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No. 631003 ID: 602cd8
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631003

I'm torn between Pilon and Lucera now. It's tough for me to get into the predator area, but it would be even tougher to get Pilon to get out. I at least ask how it's going, and I get patched to what sounds like a belenos.

>"Uhm, yeah, it seems like it might be working? Three stripes, that is, working on Pilon. But, apparently Three Stripes is having trouble focusing."
"What's the problem?"
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No. 631004 ID: 602cd8
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631004

>"I'm not sure, honestly, sometimes Three Stripes gets, well, emotional. Not like that's hard to believe, since, well, emotional predator."
"I'll call back later for progress."
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No. 631005 ID: 602cd8
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631005

I enter the operations room.

>"Polo." Lucera says. "What brings you directly to us?"
"I'm currently under supervision and can't go on further missions right now, so I wanted to check what any other agents have found out, if anything."
>"Seriously, Polo?" Katzati asks. "You're already thinking of going back out? You need rest, please relax for just a little while."
>"Don't get me wrong, Polo, it's nice that some of our agents are machines. But as good as you are, you're not the only one that's competent, so don't give me phrases like 'if anything'. For one thing, we got Miss and various grinch agents. Miss does know more than she let on, for sure, but she may be more of an accomplice than a grinch agent. I'm not going to tell you what all of our agents are up to, just as they won't know what you've done until after the mission is over, but we're getting good information. I admit much of that is from you, but not everything. We've been having successes, and with any luck, we'll be able to close in on the grinch soon. Until then, you've got a good chance to relax, and the timing is good. When we get enough information, we'll want you sent out again, and you've already been exerting yourself all day. So don't waste the chance, here, and take a break already. Katzati, Kort, both of you as well, since this is the closest we've got to a lull."

>Visit co-workers. Don't work.
... this will help my reputation as a working robot. I have insisted that I am less business minded around my hive, but no one believes me. Either way, away from my hive, my reputation isn't so undeserved. Lucera does have a point, though. If I'm going to relax at all, this is a good time.

I didn't make friends with co-workers, though. I only work with co-workers. Suddenly doing a 180 into personable relations may be difficult.

The ones I work with most are Az, Katzati, and now, Rokoa. Az is never too busy to see me trying to relax, but he should be. Katzati will probably get overexcited if I try and get personal. Rokoa is probably the least relaxing one to be around, but it may also be the most rewarding, as I made minimal efforts to make amends about the bowing. There are other coworkers, but they may be too busy. Or in Kort's case, not be a good conversation carrier to begin with.

Or I could just ignore co workers and wait for Pilon. Or make a call to my hive to cheer myself up.
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No. 631007 ID: 4a18c0

>>631003
Probably ask Rokoa what she'd like as an apology for the bowing, keeping in mind you reserve the right to a veto. Apologize for the bowing and hope the chewing-out wasn't too severe if you can say so honestly.

After that, Katzati. Get some cards and chat over a game or something.
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No. 631013 ID: d90668

Well if you do not have any work friends now is the time to start. Getting to know your coworkers will only improve your daily life. Nothing can beat relaxing with your hive but it does not hurt to have some friends you can hang out with as well.

Katzati would be fun to hang out with but for the moment lets go apologize to Rokoa. I believe you owe her back rubs and laundry. Although if Viln and Vern are up here you could see if they want to help with the back rubs before heading over. We never did get to properly appreciate there services.

While you are hanging out with Rokoa see if you can get the story of why bowing was so hard. Will be good to know a bit more about what makes her tick.

Oh and tell her she did a good job back there. Her methods are usually the opposite of what you would do but without her things could have been much messier.
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No. 631040 ID: 88960e

>>631001
This makes me question if an intruder was after them for a different reason. To pass a message or orders? Or they were rescued (or at least removed), and body doubles were left in their place? (Fufas?)

Unfortunately, I don't see a good way to be properly paranoid about it remotely. Especially when you've basically been ordered off duty.

>>631004
Pff. He's distracted slash intimidated by the biggest, tastiest ears he's ever seen.

Blinders or a blindfold might help.

>>631005
As much as you might want to keep at it, they make good sense. You're working as part of a team, and you need physical and mental rest to be effective. Trust those of your allies that are competent, and do as they suggest.

>Or make a call to my hive to cheer myself up.
That seems a good, reliable anti-grump treatment. And a phone call wouldn't take too long.

...if you're so inclined also still have the boy toys on retainer. And we already paid and everything. Gotta be some relaxing way to make good of that.

I think your efforts might be best spent trying to find some kind of peace offering for Rokoa, though. You're going to be stuck working with her, and she's been bucking hard since the voklit thing.
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No. 631046 ID: 88960e

>Although, for some reason I am questioning, I potentially accepted Ramella's dinner invite
It might have been a natural response to someone making an earnest attempt to be nice after damned near everyone trying their hardest to put you in a bad mood.
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No. 631050 ID: dbe554

Might as well speak with Rokoa
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No. 631054 ID: c7afcd

The guy who said all you needed was a hug may have been onto something, you should try and get a hug. Katzati can probably assist with this.
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No. 631139 ID: fb50c0

>>631054

I don't think a hug at this point is going to cut it. Nah, what Polo needed was to not spend her childhood wanting to grow up into a big strong cool soldier and then get betrayed by her own body not getting any bigger so that she ended up going for the best she could get being useful while secretly coming to the conclusion that hopes and dreams are for the gullible and the irresponsible.

That's my bet, anyway.

Polo: Go get on a call with your hive, I don't think you'll be able to force yourself out of business mode otherwise.
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No. 631273 ID: 602cd8
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631273

I'll make a quick call to my hive just to loosen myself up before I go talk to Rokoa. I'll need to sleep sometime, but I may find time to visit Katzati as well. I go into one of the overnight rooms, which are meant for individuals who are making short stays. They have almost minimal privacy and are small, but it's easy to get one and better than nothing. I don't come here enough to merit having a proper room.

"Hello?"
>"Polo?"
"Hey, Rakae."
>"Polo! How are you doing?"
"I'm alright, or at least, I'm trying to unwind."
>"Tough stuff on the job?"
"Yeah. I'm in detox right now - no, don't worry, I was wearing an air tight suit when we were gassed, and it doesn't appear particularly harmful. I'm simply being kept under medical supervision in case there are latent side effects, and moreso out of a careful precaution than a necessity."
>"Sheesh, that's good at least! Your mom's out right now, she always says you'll be fine, but she still enjoys hearing it."
"Yeah. How's the hive?"
>"Good! We're setting up a big, quiet party for you when you get back here."
"It's a tough mission. Failure is never considered as an option, but there's always the chance."
>"We said for when you get back! It's going to happen whether or not you're successful. So just get your butt back here in one piece."
"I will."

Rakae talks about some of my hivemates that are doing work off planet. It's all small talk, but small talk with my hive is welcome. A couple more hivemates show up to chat as well. It's not said, but they know that I don't like my calls being a big fuss, so they don't explicitly call the whole hive over.

"Okay, everyone, thank you for the update. I'll talk again if I get the chance, but I do need to go apologize to someone."
>"Yep! Call anytime! Call more, in fact!" Rakae says.
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No. 631274 ID: 602cd8
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631274

Well, that was nice, I admit.
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No. 631276 ID: 602cd8
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631276

"Who was that?"
"G- damnit, Rokoa!" the jammer is active, I couldn't sense her, and the floors don't make a sound against bare neumono feet. "Were you eavesdropping?"
"Yeah. Hivemates, right?"
"What of it?"
"Hey, I just didn't want to interrupt since you'd probably panic and shut the phone down. You looked happy."
".... yeah. Yeah, I was. That was almost as thoughtful of you as actually just shutting the door and not listening. Thanks, I guess."
"Yeah, well, you looked less constipated than usual. So what was that about an apology?"
"I meant you, but I already apologized with words. I didn't, however, do anything to make up for it. Do you want anything done? Something reasonable."
"I heard something about backrubs and laundry. And I'm all out of laundry."
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No. 631278 ID: 9b7a8e

>>631276
Wave goodbye to the comfort zone, remember to welcome it warmly on its return.

Then give Rokoa her much deserved backrub. Too bad those jammers don't work so well on contact empathy.
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No. 631280 ID: 60700b

First ask if she's been through detox yet, as she was just in bioarmor.

Also, if your skill isn't good enough, ask if she would rather have yourself do the laundry/backrubs or have you pay for professionals to do the laundry/backrubs.
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No. 631282 ID: 0ee153

>>631280
I suspect it's the personal touch that matters.
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No. 631283 ID: 296917

Well if she just cares about the quality of the backrub, Viln and Vern are good at it, apparently.
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No. 631284 ID: bb78f2

Alright.
Tell her to get down on the floor and you're dance on her back. Your small hands aren't going to do anything to her massive back.
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No. 631287 ID: 5db52c

>>631274
...I think that's the most genuinely happy Polo face we've ever seen. And it's outside the main continuity.

Well, that's the new bar. We gotta find a way to clear it in the science-horror-base-infiltration version of the asteroidverse.

>space base jammer
I didn't expect that. Is it just a social thing, we so many different hives collaborating in close quarters? Or due to all the secrecy- even someone cleared to work on this base isn't necessarily cleared to sense all of it? (Like, say, Three Stipes).

>I heard something about backrubs and laundry. And I'm all out of laundry.
Sigh and make a show of cracking your knuckles. Time to see if that gun-dexterity has other applications.

Probably not worth it trying to break in and launder her bioarmor before they're done running it through decon. (Although it is kind of a tempting alternative).

Did they give her quarters, yet? Your bed isn't going to be big enough, unless she cares to lay on the floor.

You know, that last incident should have shown you are perfectly willing to humiliate yourself for the sake of the mission.

...if she'd prefer attention from someone who knows what you're doing, I the day we hired the voklit isn't over, yet. (She almost certainly won't let us off that easy, but).
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No. 631288 ID: d90668

Well tell her that you will be perfectly willing to give it your best but we do have to volkit hunks up here that might help out. If she is interested.

Otherwise set up shop somewhere comfortable and get to massaging. Can use the time to learn more about her.
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No. 631296 ID: 602cd8
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631296

>Reason for jammer
There are areas where empathic channels are open, especially where teams of people are working closely together. However, it can be extremely distracting given how many neumono are within empathic range, and many of them working on secretive things.

>Wave goodbye to the comfort zone
It's just a backrub. Even if it's from someone who's empathy feels like rubbing my mind on a cheese grater. I'll at least have the comfort zone in sight.

"I can get Viln and Vern to do this, if you prefer."
"What? No. If this is an apology, this is going to be done personally, even if you suck at this."
"And have you been through detox?"
"Yeah. Minimal gas. It mostly dispersed by the time my mouth was exposed. I'm on watch anyways and I can't wander that far. Quit trying to weasel out of this."
"I'm not. Get on the bed. Or, is it too small?"
"It's just long enough. Convenient that I'm in a hospital gown, huh?"
"I was perfectly fine with doing this through clothes." Nevermind, the comfort zone just tripped over the horizon.
"Fuck, it's just a backrub, I'm not asking you to dim the lights or anything."
"Fine. So what's the deal with bowing to voklit? I expect there was a story to it."
"You wanna know? Alright. You could write a damn book about it. It varied with the times and the hives and voklit tribes and whatever, but I'll give you an example or two. For one thing, it could be a servitude and mercy thing. Most neumono can survive being beheaded with the proper medical treatment now, but before the uplift, it was a bigger deal even if survival was still still pretty likely if the hive knew how to deal with it. So bowing to the voklit was like saying 'I'm placing my life in your hands. It's up to you what to do with me' or even 'my life is yours.' That was a pretty extreme case. Sometimes, it just meant the neumono was saying that it was small and short and nothing compared to the voklit. And third, it was also a pose to say there was no intent on attacking, which could be interpreted as surrender. There's a shitton of messages that it could've been, but none of them were good. The first voklit hive I really dealt with much at all took it to mean absolute surrender."
"I probably would not have asked it of you, if I knew."
"Thought I already said I knew you did whatever shit as long as it got the job done, cause it's more important than your dignity. In fact, I'm pretty sure you told me that with almost those exact words. Dig your thumbs in more."
"Yes. But you're different than me. Almost the opposite. But it would have gotten extremely difficult if you weren't there. You were able to deal with nearly all of the physical aggression. So, thank you."
"Rub my head."
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No. 631297 ID: 602cd8
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631297

"Pre uplift, most snow hives I knew about took grabbing the head to be a sign of superiority and shaming the opponent. Sort of like smacking someone with a glove in the middle of a swordfight. So my hive took that notion and twisted it, so if we let someone go and do what you're doing, it's our way of having absolute trust in them."
>"... I didn't know that, either."
"Now you do. You should talk to your hive more, I'm starting to think you actually are flesh and blood."
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No. 631298 ID: 602cd8
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631298

"You're not bad, Polo." she says, ruffling my head.
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No. 631299 ID: 602cd8
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631299

She wasn't complaining about my hands, but she wants me to press hard enough that I decide to just walk over her back.

"It wasn't exactly eavesdropping, but while I contacted Kork about Itcher and Jessica, I overheard the Chief yelling at you. I hope it wasn't too severe."
"That was the chief slash queen again. She was just pissed that I was out of uniform again, and that I accepted being some honorary agent. She's probably trying to tighten the leash on me again since she gets fussy when I look like I might not be some rank and file cop with the rest of them. Bitch probably tapped my phone too and caught me being on good terms with my extra-hive mother."

She senses my curiosity.

"Long story. You might've seen her on the documentary 'Northern Neumono Way of Life'. Rikora."
"That was your mom? She knew a disconcerting amount of how to kill a neumono fast using rudimentary tools. They seem to have exaggerated how brutal she was."
"Not really, she made damn sure that that documentary didn't go making her look soft. Still, she's mellowed out, enough to not try to kill me anymore. And now I've got a shitton of half siblings."

Trying to relax was the correct decision after all. My hive put me in such a good mood that this situation isn't the horrendous experience I expected. I'll still want to make a visit to Katzati.

"Nuh uh, you're not going anywhere. Get the hands back on me."
"I wasn't leaving, just thinking of what I'm doing afterwards."

This is far closer to Rokoa than I intended on getting, but better too closely knit than heavy friction when we're relying on each other. I can continue talking to her if I like, or just continue this until she's satiated.
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No. 631301 ID: 0ee153

Ask if she wants you or Az or someone to talk to her chief/queen/whatever or if she wants to handle that on her own.
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No. 631302 ID: bb78f2

>>631299
Good.
Now elbow drop on top of her spine.
Don't worry, for a woman of her size it'll be a nice back crack.
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No. 631303 ID: d90668

Keep at it while making small talk. This is a good bonding moment so find out more about her personal life if she wants to share it. We know she has lots of kids but is she in a relationship with anyone right now? Do her kids follow in her footsteps or are they off doing different stuff.
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No. 631305 ID: 0ee153

Share some details about your personal life if she wants. Hopefully not like that story about the punch or that time you messed with Dad's wine.
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No. 631306 ID: 5db52c

Might as well keep talking. It's going well, and it's not like you'll have a chance when you're busy investigating.

Just stomping on her might be mildly entertaining, but conversation is more interesting.

>nekkids
Well, the jammer comes in handy now, I suppose. No one knows what you're doing.

>She was just pissed that I was out of uniform again, and that I accepted being some honorary agent.
Just tell her it was a mission requirement. She told you to obey me, and that counts. (We needed her first in armor, then in detox, and she was acting as an honorary agent for like half the story. Regular police don't have the authority we needed outside her jurisdiction. We can even file legit paperwork to that effect. It'll be better than whatever excuse Az offers for promoting her).

>>631302
...I want to see that, actually.
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No. 631307 ID: 063543

Apply a full-body massage while continuing conversation. Your body, not hers.
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No. 631309 ID: 296917

What's with her empathy?
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No. 631318 ID: 602cd8
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631318

>What's with her empathy?
It's strange mostly because it is hard to read. It may not be strange at all to her hive, but to me and I expect others, it feels as though it has a blurry filter over it. Moreso than normal neumono outside of the hive. It's been better now that she has been calm. I won't want to read too much into her empathy anyway.

>Now elbow drop on top of her spine.
Tempting, but even if I couldn't do damage, I feel like that would be in bad taste after she had me do a ritual in how she trusts me.

"What are you thinking of doing?"
"Just an errant thought."
"Well do it."
"It would probably hurt you."
"Oh well now I definitely want you to try me."
"Rokoa you asked for a back massage and I do not know of any back massagers that elbow drop their clients."
"Well guess fucking what Polo it's time to make some damn history because your apology ain't gonna be accepted until you quit treating me like a glass pane."
"I know how to elbow drop. I can put my entire weight into it. I could snap your spine. I can get my elbow to visit the side of the vertibrae that faces your sternum."
"Your entire weight is like half of my leg. I think my spine gets more punishment when I do a handstand."
"Why do you want me to elbow drop you? I didn't even want to. And I said I didn't want to in the first place."
"Because I'd like to prove that your elbow drop isn't shit."
"If someone doesn't think you can shove a broke beer bottle down your throat, do you go to the store, break one over the counter, and go at it to prove a point?"
"That's different."
"How so?"
"For starters, one involves explaining to my doctor why I'm shitting broken glass."
"So you only prove a point if it isn't too tough."
"Yeah, I only do x amount for y reward, it's like I know how to budget effort. If I need to go and give a blood donation, I'm not gonna go to the clinic that has me disembowel myself."
"Fine, Rokoa."
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No. 631319 ID: 602cd8
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631319

CRACK

Apply a full-body massage while continuing conversation. Your body, not hers.
>This is likely as close as I will be getting to that.
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No. 631320 ID: 602cd8
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631320

"Shit, that did hurt."
"But you're fine?"
"Of course."
"Happy?"
"Very."

I get back to the actual massage.

"Do all of yours own kids follow in your footsteps?"
"Yeah. We're all cops. Some of us do less coplike work, like keeping the internal business running. But for the most part, we're out there with the bad guys."
"That sounds nervewracking to have all your kids out there."
"Does your mom constantly fret about you?"
"I'm surprised she doesn't."
"She probably does, and just does a good job of hiding it."
"... is that your way of saying that you do worry?"
"Yes. All the damn time. But I don't let it get to me, I just make sure to hug 'em when I can."
"Sorry. This is probably not a good conversation to have right now."
"Do I feel like I care?" It's rhetorical, and it's a no.
"Do you want Az or someone to talk to your chief about chewing you out?"
"Nope, it's my business. And her shouting at me shows she at least cares. If I do some mildly out of line shit and she just gives me the cold shoulder, that's when I'll be worried."
"Did you tell her it was a mission requirement? There was a good reason for you not to be in uniform."
"That's a thing she doesn't give a crap about. What's your queen like? I want to guess.. that they're a scatterhive and each individual goes out to seek some random job."
"That's close, but a lot of us are in the intelligence department. Not many are field agents of any sort."
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No. 631321 ID: 602cd8
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631321

"We keep around 500 hivemates. It's a nice medium size."
"Haha, that's still huge to me, even though my hive is in the quad digits. It was about 20 for so long. Go on."
"The queen doesn't actually have a job, she's a stay at home even though our offspring is randomly distributed across females. I'm an only daughter, for instance."
"That's weird."
"Having only one in twenty girls have kids is weird."
"You're weird. Who's your dad?"
"His name is - "
"Shit, you actually know who your dad is? That really is selective after all."
"Wha... wait, you're joking."
"Haha, yeah."
"Do your kids have multiple fathers?"
"Bout 3 or 4."
"... you actually don't know."
"Not that big a deal, it's not like we don't take care of other people's kids."
"Anyways, my dad is one of our intelligence agents, and most of those, including him, just process a lot of raw collected data across various regions to organize and glean for any interesting or suspicious activity."
"That sounds boring."
"He's happy. It pays for our home and life, and ultimately, that's all we want."
"That's so very not ambitious. And here you are, saving christmas."
"You're not exactly a perfect fit yourself."
"Hey, if I'm judging, I'm judging you better."

We pause the smalltalk for a moment. I think of another question, but her empathy cuts out.

She fell asleep.
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No. 631322 ID: 602cd8
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631322

She fell asleep on my bed.
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No. 631323 ID: 0ee153

Well, it's been a long day. Talk to Katzati and then go back and join her. She has the right idea for once.
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No. 631325 ID: d90668

Hey if someone gave you a nice massage you would be considering sleeping up on top of her right now.

Well she stole your bed so you can crawl in beside her or find someone Else's bed to share.
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No. 631326 ID: 296917

>>631322
Pinch her or something. She should use her own bed.
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No. 631327 ID: 0ee153

Oh, and if you do leave, be sure to put a blanket on her. Seriously, this was meant to be an apology and she's spent all day fighting alongside you, even if you argued. Plus I doubt you could actually force her out. Share the bed.
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No. 631328 ID: bb78f2

So fall asleep on her.
She looks comfy.
Look at all those rolls of fat you were moving around with your massage.
She's probably a better mattress than your own mattress. Firm, but soft.
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No. 631329 ID: c9aa03

>She fell asleep on my bed.
Get over it. This just means you won the massage.

>what do
Well, you could get yourself an invitation to another bed. Or just steal hers, where ever she was assigned. Or... Stay here. Maybe.

Didn't you have other stuff to do? You could still talk to Katzati if it's not too late.
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No. 631330 ID: 063543

Go ahead and join her, you need some rest after all that intense grumping. As an unrelated comment, that robe looks uncomfortable.
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No. 631332 ID: 5db52c

This bed isn't even important to you. How often do you fly up to the space station to crash. Having a bed here is a convenience. Not an important thing.
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No. 631333 ID: 5eb445

>>631332
It's the principal of the matter. Only option is to cover her with the bed sheet and use her as the mattress.
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No. 631339 ID: 602cd8
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631339

>She's probably a better mattress than your own mattress.
She is lumpy and I will wake up with a bad back if I sleep on her. She is, however, so heavy that she might have destroyed the mattress that wasn't meant for her size, so maybe this is not false.
>Firm, but soft.
These words are directly contradictory.

>That robe looks uncomfortable.
The fabric is soft and would be comfortable, but it is a strange fit that took several minutes to grow accustomed to.

I have half a mind to pinch her, and if this were any other occasion, I would. However, this was all meant as an elaborate display of a sincere apology, so instead, she gets blankets.

>Get over it
>This bed isn't even important to you.
Yes. That's right. The audacity she had here threw me off, and the principle of the matter may stand, but once I think about it, waking her up over this would be petty. Getting a new bed for myself would cost a few minutes at a receptionist's desk. It isn't a big deal from a practical sense, and I can't blame someone for falling asleep while relaxing on a bed for so long anyways.

Still, as tired as I may be getting, I am leaving before I start to think I can be around Rokoa for longer than 15 minutes and not have be actively aggravated.
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No. 631340 ID: 602cd8
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631340

I look up where Katzati is and go to her place. It looks like she has proper quarters here, as I would expect.

>"Oh, Polo! Hi! What's going on, do you need me to get back to the operation room? I really do think you should rest a bit longer if you can."
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No. 631341 ID: 02a221

Rokoa stole my bed so I decided to stop by and visit before I went to get a new one.
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No. 631342 ID: 296917

>>631340
I'm suddenly getting a sense of foreboding. Welp. May as well come out with it. Tell her you're still taking a break, and ask if you can hang out for a bit.
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No. 631372 ID: c7afcd

Since Katzati seems settled in here you should ask her if she knows where you can get a bed, it will save time and you never know she could have a high quality ultra relaxing bed for you.
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No. 631374 ID: d90668

Tell her you gave Rokoa a back rub as a apology for the kneeling thing and she fell asleep in your bed.

So you have come to have sexy snuggling times with her if you know what I mean.
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No. 631380 ID: f58532

This is the perfect time for a joke.

Tell her that you were "making up" with Rokoa in your bed and after you finished she fell asleep. You are not satisfied yet so came looking for more company.

Should be entertaining to see how she reacts.
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No. 631384 ID: 5db52c

Tell her not to worry. You're still technically resting, and she's not needed in operations, yet.

Don't mention that Rokoa fell asleep in your bed. You're not mentioning that to anyone. There's a reason you locked the door. In fact, you're still idly toying with the idea of breaking into where internal security feeds are kept and removing any evidence.
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No. 631388 ID: 8f01e8

"Rokoa stole my bed, and possibly also destroyed it with her enormous breasts, so until she wakes up I'm requisitioning yours." Then dive between her legs like a ninja and climb up on her back.
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No. 631419 ID: 602cd8
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631419

>It's a good time for a joke
"Don't worry, I am resting, and you're not needed in operations. Rokoa showed up to my room, and we made up on my bed. She fell asleep on my bed after I was done, though, and I'm not satisfied yet. So I am still looking for company."
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No. 631420 ID: 602cd8
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631420

>Don't mention Rokoa fell asleep on your bed
I messed up.
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No. 631421 ID: 602cd8
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631421

>"Uh..."
"So if you're not busy right now, do you mind hanging out?"
>"OH. Er. Yes, sorry. I mean, of course, and you always were professional around me, so I thought you were trying to work more! It was bad of me to assume. Actually, I'm cooking a dinner or, well, breakfast at this point. It's almost done. Have you eaten yet?"
"Only a snack. Now that you mention it, I am hungry."

Right. It is nearly almost 6:00 in the morning, now, one day before christmas. I hope enough information is found, soon.
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No. 631422 ID: 602cd8
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631422

>"I hope it's alright?"
"This is the first fresh meal I have had in days. It's very good. And fancy. Thank you."
>"It's not that fancy!"
"It is for me."
>"Sorry, though, we don't have any chairs that are high enough, it's for a mid to large size neumono place."
"Stop apologizing, Katzati, I'm not running an investigation of your hospitality. And if I was, it would be doing well."
>"Thanks! If I knew you were going to come by, I would have cleaned the place up and actually cooked something that wasn't just supposed to be a simple little fast breakfast."
"Katzati, stop. If you said you just cleaned this place, I would have believed you."
>"Still, I honestly was surprised enough that you were actually relaxing, let alone showing up at my place to do it!"
"Is it that unbelievable?"
>"Well, you've been friendly to me all the time, but we haven't really talked together or anything like that."
"I mean about me relaxing."
>"Whenever we call you, you always take the mission so seriously until it's done to completion, and then when it is done, you go right back to your hive. And that's not a bad thing! In fact, it's good for the missions! But that's why I'm thrown off."
"I would be doing what I could to stop the grinch if I wasn't kept on grounds, due to Korli."
>"... you really weren't gassed at all, right?"
"No, I was in my suit, and my breath did not yield the same particles that the unguarded neumono in the gas blast had. Again, this is just a precaution, and a surprising one. We are often not nearly so cautious. Frankly, it would not surprise me if it turns out that Az knew full well that I was fine, but ordered me under supervision just to try to get me to stop... working. While on the job."
>"That sounds... heh, that really does sound like Az, but I think that is just your paranoia peeking out. He does care about you, you know, I honestly don't think he intended at any point to have you be the only agent, he just knew to call on you first since you're the one who would drop whatever you were doing and get on the mission without wasting any time."
"That's a very optimistic way to put it."
>"That's what I like to believe, anyway."

We eat for a moment, and she keeps fidgeting.

"Katzati, is there something you want to say?"
>"Did..."
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No. 631423 ID: 602cd8
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631423

>"Did you have sex with Rokoa?"
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No. 631424 ID: 602cd8
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631424

I brought this on myself.

However, I am committed to the joke. I cannot back out of it now.
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No. 631425 ID: 602cd8
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631425

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No. 631426 ID: 602cd8
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631426

>"Ack, sorry, that has nothing to do with me! I'm sorry again, I'm really messing up."

Then again, this joke may get out of hand if I play along with it.
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No. 631430 ID: d90668

"So are you just curious or do you want a little, Polo in you?"

Then waggle your eyebrow suggestively.

And try not to bust out laughing.
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No. 631431 ID: f58532

One rarely gets a perfect setup like this. Keep rolling with it.

After the date thing with Ramella and now this you totally have her thinking you got exposed to lesbian gas somehow.

So either hit on her directly or say something that can be taken the wrong way.
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No. 631434 ID: 5db52c

>She buys it instantly
Polo, you may have been too serious at work. They haven't caught on to your sense of humor, yet.

That or the jammer messed up your delivery.

>I brought this on myself.
>I am committed to the joke. I cannot back out of it now.
The joke was that you said something that was technically true but would be misinterpreted if taken out of context.

So if you lie point blank to her that defeats the joke and turns into starting rumors for no reason. Which could hurt you, and is pointlessly mean to Katzati, and to Rokoa.

So the obvious response is to keep giving 'true' but misleading answers.

>>"Did you have sex with Rokoa?"
*strait face* Rokoa is my acting-partner. My having sex with her would be unprofessional fraternization.

(Which is true, but more sounds like you did it and are just refusing to come out and say it, in this context).

>Then again, this joke may get out of hand if I play along with it.
What if it gets back to your date! Ramella will be heartbroken!

We may have to crack and let Katzati off the hook if she buys into it too much.
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No. 631438 ID: 91cfcf

>>631434
This. Then mention that of course since you two work in separate departments it wouldn't be such an issue.

Try not to laugh.
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No. 631445 ID: d90668

Here are some suggestions for vague double talk.

"Well you know I owed her after the bowing mess with the Volkits. Normally I would not have done that sort of thing for her but after today it felt like the right thing to do."

Or

"You know Rokoa is a brand new field agent. That sort of thing would be highly improper. Now if you and me had sex that would be fine because we don't directly work together."

Just stick to vaguely describing what happened and let her jump to conclusions. I bet she is starting to wonder if you got accidentally exposed to the gas and are now wandering the station fucking people.

Oh maybe mention that after you are done with her you were going to go check in on some of the other ladies and keep them company.
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No. 631446 ID: ba0619

If we had actaly had sex I would be DEEEEEEAAAD.
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No. 631450 ID: 602cd8
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631450

>So if you lie point blank to her that defeats the joke
At no point was saying "yes" to that question ever going to happen.

>What if it gets back to your date! Ramella will be heartbroken!
She cannot possibly be that attached to me.

"I believe Rokoa plans on going back to being a cop after this is all said and done, and being in different departments means that we could have fraternized if we wish. However, currently, Rokoa is my partner. Having sex with her would be unprofessional fraternization."
>"Er, well, that is how humans set it up and all, and I'm not you might feel that way, but you do know that Az, uh..."
"Az is not a high standard to live up to, it just means that I do not get into trouble if I slip up and do what pleases myself."
That does not, of course, answer the question, but she doesn't press it.
>"Yeah, I just mean that if you did get close with her, I really don't think you would get in much trouble. Well, people might make a big deal out of it, so... I would understand if you wanted it a secret."
"Yes, what I did is a secret, but I owed that much to her after the voklit bowing mess. I doubt I would have done much with her, otherwise."
>"Oh, it was like that? I was wondering, I mean, it's not really a secret that you accepted a dinner date with Ramella."
"Only after she is through the legal process. Also, no one said 'date'."
>"Haha, well, you or Ramella didn't, but others... well, when two neumono eat alone like that, some people jump to conclusions."
"I suppose so. If people saw us eating together, people may get the wrong idea. It would not be as ridiculous as Ramella or Rokoa either, especially since if we did do something together, we are in far enough departments that it would not bring outside heat on us."
"Polo, are you hitting on me?"

>Try not to laugh
I'm trying not to spittake. Since when was she so straightforward? Then again, it's not like I've had much of a better chance to get to know her than she's gotten a chance to know me.
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No. 631451 ID: 91cfcf

"Yes, although I went further than I had intended to." Don't mention it was a joke gone too far unless she's actually flipping out.
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No. 631452 ID: 91cfcf

Seriously though, if she seems like she's going to panic or be horribly offended by your suggested promiscuity, do tell her it was a joke.
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No. 631457 ID: d90668

"Well if I was hitting on you what sort of response do you think I would get?"

That or.

"Well if hitting on you means waiting for the gas to take affect before ravishing you then yes."
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No. 631459 ID: f58532

Yes. I have a fetish for sexy ladies three times my size.

I wanted you and Rokoa to make a Polo sandwich but figured I would have to work my way up to it.
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No. 631461 ID: 5db52c

>I'm trying not to spittake. Since when was she so straightforward?
Well, when someone makes as strange an approach as you just did, sometimes straightforwardness is the best way to deal with it. I mean, if you were making a pass at her, I can understand why she wouldn't want to be confused.

>"Polo, are you hitting on me?"
...I think this may have gone further than I intended. (True either way. And honestly, I'm not sure if some of the things we said don't count as hitting on even if you were joking).

I have no idea where this is going anymore.
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No. 631467 ID: 91cfcf

Is she hitting on Polo? When two neumono eat alone, people get ideas, like she said, and Katzati's the one who invited us to dinner.
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No. 631469 ID: fb65b0

>>631450
>"Polo, are you hitting on me?"
Yes.
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No. 631471 ID: 5db52c

Wait, obvious response.

Are you hitting on me?

Someone needs to joke about not being sure if the lack of empathy right now is a blessing or disaster.
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No. 631479 ID: 952d06

Normally the thing to do is to keep gradually making the joke more ridiculous until they catch on, but I'm not sure how to do so at the moment. Maybe if you answered something like: "That depends, are the lesbian drops I put in your food affecting you yet?" Bonus points if she hasn't actually eaten anything already.

As an aside, it would give a bad impression of you if you were to be seen as hitting on a third party after accepting a pretty obviously non-platonic outing with a second party. It also might hurt her feelings if you said no too emphatically. Or laughed the wrong way.
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No. 631484 ID: 296917

I feel like this is going to end with Katzati getting really frustrated and confused and just grabbing Polo to see if she's joking or not. I feel like it SHOULD end that way.

Polo, try to confuse her even more. Continue to dodge the question. Ask her "Wow, are you usually this straightforward off duty?"
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No. 631490 ID: 8f01e8

"Even if I had been exposed to the lesbian gas, that would change nothing."

Fact: Because I don't make decisions with my crotch while on-duty.

False implication: Even mind-control nanotech could not further intensify my pre-existing interest in having sex with women three times my own size, as it is already so powerful as to overwhelm anyone of lesser will, such as Rokoa.
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No. 631504 ID: 602cd8
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631504

>Unless she's actually flipping out.
>Seriously though, if she seems like she's going to panic or be horribly offended by your suggested promiscuity, do tell her it was a joke.
No, her voice is calm and level. Her expression is ambiguous and could mean a wide range of empathy, but panic or even heavy concern is not one of them.

>'Well if hitting on you means waiting for the gas to take effect'
This would be a good way to change that.

"I have not been hit with lesbian gas, and even if I was, I doubt that it would influence me that much. Are you hitting on me?"
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No. 631505 ID: 602cd8
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631505

She's getting up for some reason. Walking around the table. Shit. This might have gone too far. I stopped joking around with people who I don't know well for this exact reason.
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No. 631508 ID: 602cd8
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631508

Under the slim chance that she's actually attracted to me, I'm going to have to let her down and explain that I strung her along because I wanted to joke. I at least drop my internal silence in case she touches me.

>"Polo... I haven't done this much outside of my hive, but it does get quiet while I'm up here alone. If you'd like, we do have a bed, and we can snuggle up for a bit, and then..."
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No. 631510 ID: 602cd8
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631510

>"Get a good night's rest, because we both have a long day tomorrow. Nope, I'm not hitting on you, and I'm relieved that you were joking around too. Let me take your plate."
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No. 631511 ID: 602cd8
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631511

I think Katzati just did a reversal on me.

She was nervous, though. She may have had the same concerns I did.
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No. 631512 ID: fb65b0

>>631511
You've completely let her down. Stupid sexy katzati.
Offer to sleep in her bed anyways.
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No. 631513 ID: 8f01e8

Kinda want to somehow double down on the ambiguous flirting by bringing selective silence into it, but, seriously, cuddles and rest is a very reasonable plan. Go with that.
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No. 631515 ID: d90668

Ha ha she was not entirely sure though. She only confirmed it by touching you at the end.

So maybe if you were not joking you would be making out right now.

Well help her with the dishes and tell her what you have really been up to. She should appreciate the humor and will be good for you to open up a bit.
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No. 631517 ID: 5db52c

>I think Katzati just did a reversal on me.
Sometimes you just get out-pranked. That's part of the game.

Give her a few more respect points in your book, make peace with the fact you're not going to be sexing anyone up tonight, and count this as a successful social interaction.

Accept her offer. You need somewhere to sleep, and it's just desserts after that prank.
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No. 631521 ID: 91cfcf

Help her with the dishes. "Good to know neither of us is humorless off of the job."
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No. 631522 ID: f58532

I think she was on to you acting funny because you usually don't mince your words so much. But she could not be sure because you are so deadpan all the time.

So until she got close and read you body language it could have gone either way. If you had been interested this would have gone much differently.
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No. 631523 ID: 5db52c

>Only after Ramella is through the legal process will you date
>it's not really a secret
It suddenly occurs to me that Az is probably going to make sure she's not being held up by any legal process next time you're not busy. Because he'd find this funny, and he's Az.
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No. 631532 ID: cf3220

On one hand, you come across as having the sex drive of a temple monk. On the other hand: soft furry boob pillows. I think the correct choice is obvious.
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No. 631543 ID: 6879ec

I get the feeling she was somewhat prepared for it to go either way and was just checking your empathy to make sure she wasn't going in the wrong direction.

If you hadn't dropped your silence, who knows what might've happened?
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No. 631639 ID: 602cd8
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631639

"You were nervous that I might have been serious."
>"Well, I was pretty sure you weren't. I mean, we do perform research on our own agents, you know. And you haven't shown to swing that way even in your own hive. But you have shown to joke around a lot with them! So, as soon as you actually relaxed and everything while up here, I thought there was a good chance you were joking too."
"What would you have done if I was serious."
>"I don't know, I would have been really embarrassed!"
"Right, well, good job, you gave it more thought than I did. I should get some sleep. I will take that offer."
>"Alright! I have a spare toothbrush, and feel free to use my shower too."
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No. 631640 ID: 602cd8
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631640

Katzati climbs onto the bed and makes sure both of our phones are charged and nearby. She is wearing pajamas. Good. We get to sleep.
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No. 631641 ID: 602cd8
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631641

I eventually wake up on my own. No one called, it looks like. Katzati is still asleep. It feels like I've been out for awhile.
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No. 631643 ID: 5db52c

Sneak out of bed, check time. Maybe leave her breakfast or something as thanks.

Sneak out of there to do your morning exercise. Stretch and stuff. It's nearly a given you're going to see action today, you might as well be prepared for it.
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No. 631644 ID: 296917

>>631643
Yup.
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No. 631646 ID: d90668

Well sneak out of bed if you are so inclined. Otherwise snuggle back up and stay comfy.

Depending on what time it is maybe make breakfast or if its still early wander around and check on things.
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No. 631647 ID: d2396d

You know, the moment you walk out the door, or even the moment you get up, there will be some sort of crazy shenanigans going on.
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No. 631658 ID: 0ee153

Check the time.
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No. 631661 ID: 602cd8
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631661

I question how effectively I can sneak out from under her, but I manage to get out without her waking up.

As tempted as I might be to leave her breakfast as thanks, I have no idea how long it will be before she's up, and the breakfast may get cold or otherwise spoiled by the time she gets up. I'll make it up to her another time.

>Check the time
.... nearly 2 PM. Damnit. I would want to panic if I wasn't still waking up. I call Lucera/

>"Lucera speaking."
"It's Polo. Has anything gone on?"
>"Lots. Pilon is cleaned up mentally. Are you with Katzati?"
"Not anymore, I snuck out without waking her up. She's a heavy sleeper."
>"Alright, that's fine for another hour. We're making plans right now, and I don't wish to share them until both we know the final details, and when you need to know. You can keep relaxing for another 2 to 3 hours."
"I slept for a full 8 hours. We don't have that kind of time."
>"Even if every single present was recovered as soon as we found out they were stolen, it would have shaken up the already strung out delivery lines enough that there's no way they would arrive in time for christmas. The goal isn't to save christmas, it's to revive it's corpse after it dies."
"Tell me you aren't on our PR."
>"Never. Regardless, we are spending the time to make sure we plan this right, and we explicitly gave you and Katzati a full night's rest in order to do the plan right."

>You know, the moment you walk out the door, or even the moment you get up, there will be some sort of crazy shenanigans going on.
Apparently they are behind closed doors. In fact...

"Has Az had anything to do with this?"
>"No, he came back last night after his santa gig in... less than acceptable condition, and passed out. He is still asleep. If you haven't guessed, we're keeping Pilon longer than promised, as there is a good chance the voklit cannot protect him if he goes back down there."

That explains why things sound as though they are being dealt with professionally.
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No. 631663 ID: d90668

Ask what is less than acceptable condition for Az exactly?

Well you got a bit to relax yet before the final push so make the most of the time I guess.

Maybe take a long bath and relax a bit? Unless you want to go check on anything.
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No. 631666 ID: 8111b6

Are you trapped in a slumbering snuggle?

Maybe an exaggerated stretch would be enough to prompt a somewhat natural waking, if so.

As for what to do, consider checking if quarantine is lifted. If not, it's either another day of relaxing, or a day of office-oriented work.

Is Az still doing mall Santa duty, by the way?
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No. 631667 ID: 5db52c

>.... nearly 2 PM
Well, sure, space-station time. Who knows what the local time will be when you land. You can reach the whole planet from orbit, and the Grinch's plan has been fairly global. Your next lead could take you anywhere. Don't sweat it.

>There's no way we could get all the presents back in time even if we find them now
The Grinch executed a global theft pretty damn fast. If we seized and suborned the infrastructure they did that with, we might be able to execute a global return.

>Az out of the picture, holding onto Pilon longer than agreed
Tell Lucera those are the right calls.

We'll do as he asks and stay out of the way for another few hours, but please call us as soon as you have somewhere to deploy us, or are ready to get me up to speed.

If Pilon or anyone else needs to talk to you, you're available.

Then go do morning exercises. That you need to be prepared hasn't changed.
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No. 631676 ID: 296917

>>631661
Go talk to Pilon. Don't forget to relay Miss's message!
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No. 631741 ID: bb78f2

Ask Lucera how many poor Mom's had to get hit on by Az.
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No. 631851 ID: 602cd8
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631851

"What is less than acceptable condition for Az?"
>"He lost his coat, smelled of alcohol, and brought a few women back with him." Lucera continues.
"How many moms?"
>"Why?"
"... no reason, nevermind. I assume he's back on the station to stay."
>"For better or worse, yes."

>If we seized and suborned the infrastructure they did that with, we might be able to execute a global return.
The infrastructure likely was a lot of manual labor we could not trust, as well as being an infrastructure that, despite how it must have been set up in advance a long time ago, was likely intended as a one time only heist.

>Are you trapped in a slumbering snuggle?
No. I could feel Katzati's empathy while we slept, but we did not outright share dreams, and I can tell the difference between a dream and reality. Even if under some astronomically low chance this was a dream, then there is no harm in doing as I would do while awake just to be safe.

I stop by the cafe to get another meal, and do some light exercises afterwards.

Next, I stop by Pilon's quarters and knock on his door. I don't believe there is explicit reason to talk to anyone else for the time being.

>"Who is it?"
"Polo."
>"Come on in." he says. His voice sounds gruffer than I expected. It's still nice.
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No. 631852 ID: 602cd8
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631852

He's staring off into space as I open the door, and the lights are dimmed. It's not as nice of a place as Katzati's and other permanent employees, but it is a nice cozy room.

I'm not sure where he got a fedora or trench coat from. I don't think he can pull it off seriously.

>"I owe you. Being mindwashed into a santa wasn't too bad a gig, but it sure isn't me. Not like I'm gonna go back out of getting those kids their presents. A deal's a deal."
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No. 631853 ID: 602cd8
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631853

I hear the click of a lighter behind his hands.

.... I knew it was acting and he would not be as bad with his hands as the infomercial would imply, but activating a normal sized lighter with those hands is probably not a trivial task.
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No. 631855 ID: 602cd8
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631855

>"Course, I trust the voklit to help me out with that."

No, I definitely cannot take this look seriously.

>"So like I said, I owe you. I've already told your brass what I know, and they asked I keep it a secret. I'm sure you understand more than me. Other than that, what's on your mind?"
"For starters, it was Miss who paid your way out from your santa job."
>"Yeah, so I was told. I haven't met her, but I'm going to guess that was the well groomed Pomi who was waggling bedroom eyes at me long enough to get escorted away. I dunno why she wants what she wants, but she sure knows what she wants. Sounds like I owe her, too. I'm hoping you have her contact information."
"We can find it if we don't. I notice your ears are intact?"
>"You know that feeling you get when you see a nice meal in front of you, but you think it's just so well made and pretty that you don't want to go messing it up with your chomps? Apparently predators have the same thing."
"That is... actually surprising."
>"You're telling me, I can still feel the drool. The ears have gotten me some hard stares, but it also brings in the cash, and I'll take some pointing fingers for not having lay the blanket growths out on the sidewalk. The private eye business isn't what it used to be, but it doesn't take a secret agent to figure that one out."
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No. 631858 ID: d90668

You know he is a actor. He is doing a good job hamming it up as a the stereotypical private eye. Also it looks like he loved crime drama's a bit to much as a child. Which is understandable growing up in that police hive of his.

Mention that you were not sure what to expect after meeting his alter ego in the mall.
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No. 631864 ID: bb78f2

>>631855
Pilon...
Did you do the thing where you push a part of yourself inside when you're near a predator to protect yourself, and now that part's hyperactive, like what happened with you becoming a santa, only NOW intead you've become a corny old dick?

This is some hardcore private dick schitck right there.
Just how much human noir movies have you watched? Christ Pilon, it can't be that healthy to know the stereotypes THAT well.

Pilon, if I so much as HEAR you call us a dame... I actually don't know a good exaggeration of a punishment to suggest. But don't. Please don't get that corny.
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No. 631865 ID: bee605

If this is Pilon's sense of humor, I say send him back to Three Stripes.
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No. 631867 ID: 5db52c

>space station
>smoking
Part of me is screaming about what a bad idea that is.

>really thick detective Pilon
...ask him if he's sure Three Stripes put him back together right.
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No. 631868 ID: 0ee153

"I see you favor method acting."
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No. 631872 ID: 60700b

>>631855
I feel that is more adorable than it should be. Far more.

Did they already ask you what you knew?
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No. 631874 ID: 296917

Let's not be rude to Pilon.

Ask him to give you the skinny.
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No. 631876 ID: 602cd8
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631876

"I will still like to hear everything you know."
>"Sorry, but I made a solemn swear to your superiors to keep my trap shut."
"Alright. Then I have no more serious questions, but I still have more. How many human private eye movies have you watched?"
>"More than anyone should ever admit, miss."
"Not 'dame'?"
>"Only if you ask."
"I ask that you not."
>"Fair. Want a smoke?"
"I don't smoke."
>"Good choice."
"I wasn't sure who I was expecting when I came to you in the mall, and since you had gone to Three Stripes, I wasn't sure who I was going to meet here."
>"You sound disappointed, so I'll knock it off."
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No. 631877 ID: 602cd8
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631877

"I'd rather you act normally. Or, did Three Stripes not set you back to normal?"
>"It doesn't sound like you're out of serious questions after all. That's hard to say. Please understand that I did have to throw myself off the deep end, and then Three Stripes came dragging me back up. It was a hell of a ride, and I'm not in any condition to even say if I'm in my normal condition. Frankly, I forgot what my 'normal' self was. I can recall the things I did and said, but I can't feel what drove it all, so if I try to mimic it now, it's just acting. Acting like someone else who happened to be me, if that makes sense."
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No. 631878 ID: 0ee153

"It does, and it must be hard on you." Ask if you can help in any way. Meet his old hivemates like Rokoa or something.
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No. 631879 ID: 296917

>>631877
Well despite Three Stripes being... Three Stripes, he is actually good at his job, so reassure Pilon that he is most likely back to his normal self, existential crisis and missing emotional memories notwithstanding. That said, isn't his side job an actor anyway? Apparently a fairly good one, considering how good he actually is with his hands. Ask him how he got so dextrous. Does he train himself?
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No. 631880 ID: 5db52c

>Acting like someone else who happened to be me, if that makes sense.
That sounds... depressingly like the opposite of what you do, actually.

You put your silence on top, but everything is intact inside. He's got silence across his memories. Cut off from himself.

You understand, and you're sorry. You hope he comes to know himself again, in time.
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No. 631884 ID: fb50c0

Perhaps if he met other neumono who knew him before, and 'listened' to their empathy while they reminisced about him? Might jog something.
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No. 631899 ID: ea0ad9

>I can recall the things I did and said, but I can't feel what drove it all, so if I try to mimic it now, it's just acting. Acting like someone else who happened to be me, if that makes sense.
Most of my life is the same, since my special training, but I can't compare to the extent you went through.

Pilon's probably the first person Polo could say she feels is superior to her in those regards. She can hide her feelings, he can fake them.
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No. 631933 ID: 8f01e8

Ask specifically how he did the thing with the lighter. Considering how much ridiculous crap you get caught up in, sleight-of-paw tricks could become tactically significant way too easily, especially since it's one of those things nobody would expect a neumono to be remotely competent at.
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No. 631957 ID: d90668

Well Three stripes is really good at what he does but your case was unusual. We do not run into people that can resist predators in any fashion very often and the way you did it was interesting.

I am no expert at these things but maybe I can help out by telling you my perspective.

Judging from the little I have seen your old hive I can understand where your detective persona came from. Then after years of being like that something made you go rogue and you had to start your life over. You started your acting career to learn something new and kept your detective stuff as a side job.

So when you got hit by the Grinch's predator you had 3 lifetimes worth of stuff mixed up in there. And you reverted to the pre-contact life you had not lived for many many years. Three stripes was able to sort you out but you are probably a bit more complex than most his jobs.

Let me know if there is anything I can do to help out.
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No. 631966 ID: e6e219

Well I have a few hours of free time want to hang out and talk about it?
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No. 633524 ID: 602cd8
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633524

"I understand. Three Stripes can usually do a great deal initially, but it leaves gaps. The last stretch of sorting out the psychological problems is often the hardest." Out of best practices, I do not share my silent capabilities, although it may have already been mentioned. "We may arrange to get you with neumono you've known before, to see if that jogs anything."
>"Yep, they already said they'd do that, I was told I would be given a lot of care during my stay here."
"Good. Is there anything I can do?"
>"You've done more than enough."
"There is no standard set for what is 'enough.' If I can do more, I will."
>"Well, you beat my standard. If you'd like, though, there isn't much up here to occupy myself with, so if you do have some spare time, some company would be nice."
"That is most likely the easiest request I will receive in a long time. I will do this."

Pilon talks about what he remembers of his life, and we share stories. It's a nice time, and he seems to be getting more cozy around me. Lucera calls me before he gets too cozy. I do ask about the lighter, but it turns out it's a design that was made for neumono that didn't involve making it 5 times as large.

"I've got to go. I'll see you again, Pilon."
>"Good luck, and thank you, Polo, you're very sweet."

I am not sure what gave him that impression.
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No. 633525 ID: 602cd8
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633525

I meet with Lucera in the operation room. Katzati is already there. We glance at one another, and she waves, but the mission is picking up again, so it is not difficult to avoid being awkward about the fact that we just slept in the same bed together for the first time.

>"Here are your documents, Polo. Study them well for details, but do not let them leave this room. You are going to infiltrate the Salikai base. Listed in those sheets are checkpoints you will go through on your way there, with criteria and plans to enact in case you are discovered. Their base is in the middle of nowhere, and if they find you anywhere close to it, they'll be given a chance to do something drastic. You will insert a physical CAI Number into any available location with a network. It's a huge risk to you, but this is our first option."
"And if I fail?"
>"We are giving of you a radio that can send two kinds of pings. The first ping, a single sound, is to indicate that you inserted the CAI Number, at which point you will remain hidden as we make our move while their systems are vulnerable. The second ping is two beeps, which indicate you failed, at which point we take drastic measures. You don't need to know what we will do in either case, but if you do get captured, at least succeed in pressing the failure button. You are to keep radio silence during the mission, of course, and that communicator is made to instantly transmit the ping before it can be intercepted. If it were a regular communicator, neither of us would have any way to tell if we were talking to the other person or the enemy CAI."

I read during this, and I realize the CAI Number isn't a digit, it's a system that locks up a CAI. A CAI Numb-er. I was never impressed by our naming department.

"There are maps here of the area directly surrounding and inside of the salikai base, but not the big picture. Where is their base?"
>"The north pole."
"Of course we didn't check there."
>"It is easy to hide a structure under a large sheet of snow there. You will be taking the intricate underground system that has been hollowed out over the ages. Don't destroy anything historical if you can help it, but current christmas is more important to us than a dead hive."
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No. 633527 ID: 602cd8
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633527

"Shit, is this a meeting without my knowhow?!" Az half storms, half stumbles in.
>"You were in detox. You should still be there." says Lucera.
"Fuck you Lucera you're fired, this is the end of the grinch's reindee- reign, and you think some leftover liver booze is gonna stop me from being here? Polo, that is some heavy ass book you've got, let me take a look at - holy shit those are the plans aren't they. Lucera sit your ass down!"
>"You fired me, again."
"If I fired you for more than getting you to shut up, you will know, because while you're falling down to the planet you will be digging my boot out of your ass before people can take pictures of the biggest nerd on this hemisphere! Where's Rokoa anyway, she should get in on this."
>"She was with her hivemate, last I checked. She has yet to return my call."
"Cool whatever, someone drag her ears in here while I think up a better plan that can be thought up in less time than chopping down the forest that Lucera's plan was printed on."
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No. 633530 ID: 5db52c

>I am not sure what gave him that impression [that I was sweet]
Maybe he remembers the embarrassed little thing in his lap talking nice to him and sheepishly asking for coffee cake.

>You are going to infiltrate the Salikai base
Did we conclude the Grinch was a salikai, then? When did we even locate the base?

>>633527
>Az throwing away our stealth OP
Polo, I think you need to pretend to follow Az's order to go get Rokoa, and then take the chance to incapacitate Az.

We do not need him messing this up. He can be unconscious until we need him for the things went wrong military option.

Then, yes, get Rokoa. She's trustworthy and reliable enough to be part of this planning. You need someone to bring down the hammer when it needs to be brought.
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No. 633531 ID: 296917

>>633527
How about we sneak in disguised as minions, find something really important that they won't want us to blow up, and stick a bomb on it! Then walk away from the explosion without looking at it.
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No. 633533 ID: 60700b

>>633527
Briefly wonder what it would be like to be UltraQueen, then do >>633530

Or briefly wonder while doing that.
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No. 633534 ID: bb78f2

>>633527
Az, what have you been doing?
You look ALL sorts of fucked up.
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No. 633536 ID: 5db52c

Oh, and because Agent Polo does things by the book:

You are temporarily reliving an unfit superior of his command. Az is currently medically unfit for duty, and will remain so until he's cleared.

Which means he didn't have the authority to fire you, Lucera.
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No. 633538 ID: 0ee153

>>633536
Lucera wasn't actually fired, reread the text.

But yes, try and stick to the original. Diplomacy, if possible. Point out that Lucera is employed for a reason and that his plan may actually be practical and get the Grinch over with with a minimum of muss and fuss. Also inform him that if his plans require you to go magical girl or any such nonsense again you will be requiring a raise. With lots of paperwork for him to do. If that doesn't work relieve him of command until he's detoxed.

Then find Rokoa.
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No. 633552 ID: 647041

Go for a two-pronged approach, Polo with Lucera's stealth plan and Rokoa for a frontal assault ruse that's a distaction.
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No. 633583 ID: d90668

The infiltration plan sounds like it would work but it would put all the weight on your shoulders when you have a huge team that can help.

Plus if you start the sneaking without letting Rokoa or Az get in on the plan they will just crash the party at a bad moment. So better get everyone on the same page first.

Maybe a mix of your sneaking and whatever crazy crap Az comes up with. Like you sneak in all hidden and once you get inside they cause a ruckus out front that distracts the base.
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No. 633903 ID: 8111b6

>>633538
Well, hey. Usually magical girls have theme songs, right? Don't you want a theme song?
Besides, she's obviously the Sixth Ranger, not a magical girl. Still, they sometimes get their special theme, too.

But yeah. I'm sure there are other copies of the plan, so going to fetch Rokoa and taking the plan with you wouldn't be much of a deterrent. Unless there's some crazy one-copy-of-any-document rule going on in the office.
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No. 634286 ID: b88e47

Don't get involved at this point. Stay quiet and listen.
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No. 634402 ID: c717e8

Look, salikai are sensible. So when they imagine what someone would do to stop them, they'd easily be able to imagine a sensible plan. And this is a sensible plan, so they'll be expecting it. A crazy plan is the only way to catch them off guard!
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No. 634482 ID: 602cd8
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634482

>Stick a bomb on something important
From the looks of the documents, that is amongst the tasks of things to do after implanting the CAI number. Ultimately it is to stay behind enemy lines and cause chaos while the front line charges in.

>The infiltration plan sounds like it would work but it would put all the weight on your shoulders
It also sounds like there is a detailed plan involving mass numbers in case I fail, it's simply not one I'm privy to. Considering that if I'm going into a situation where being captured alive is a reality, knowing the bare minimum is ideal. My success is simply the best case scenario that will lead to the fewest casualties and expenses. Also my life, probably.

>A crazy plan is the only way to catch them off guard!
I suppose they'll never expect us to sabatoge ourselves, for starters.

>Incapacitate Az
That is an extreme, and I will put this on the backburner.

"Az, you are on thin ice. I do not want to hear your plans if they involve anything unnecessarily risky, dangerous, or me turning into a magical girl."
"Yeah? And if my plan involves all three of those?"
"Then I will relieve you of your command due to being an unfit superior, and order you into detox."
"You've got some nerve, Polo. You know I don't play by the book even if there is a rule to that."
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No. 634486 ID: 602cd8
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634486

I put my hand on his forehead to know that I do mean to refuse his leadership if he doesn't take this seriously.

"You know what, Polo? You're replaceable. We have jammer bio armors, we just send you in because we get the job done. If you don't want to do this, we'll just grab 2 others that are more tha-"
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No. 634487 ID: 602cd8
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634487

Az stops, walks to the side, and pukes.

>"I'm siding with Polo. All in agreeance?" Lucera calls out to the room.

A reassuring number of people in operations raise their hands.

"I'm going to find Rokoa." I say.

>I'm sure there are other copies of the plan, so going to fetch Rokoa and taking the plan with you wouldn't be much of a deterrent. Unless there's some crazy one-copy-of-any-document rule going on in the office.
This document is specifically my part of the plan, and Lucera explicitly stated I am not to take it out of the Op room.
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No. 634488 ID: 602cd8
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634488

She's still asleep, somehow.
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No. 634489 ID: 063543

Startle her awake with the most unexpected action you can give her. We can't have drowsy giant maniacs staggering around, it's go time!
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No. 634490 ID: 296917

>>634488
Or she's awake, and waiting to ambush you and do something embarrassing to you.

Poke her in the ear with a pencil or something.
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No. 634493 ID: 5db52c

>I put my hand on his forehead
>Az stops, walks to the side, and pukes.
New Polo superpower: inflict sickness (touch).

And your spell list already had silence and the grump beam. You really are a magical girl, Polo!

>>634488
It's gotta be a trap, you just can't tell with the jammer on.

...her stuff is back from detox by now, right? Dump her laundry on her head and tell her it's done. Then you've officially paid off your debt.
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No. 634497 ID: d90668

Wait didn't they say something about her being with a hivemate?

Check to see if she is snuggling someone over there before you prod her awake.
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No. 634500 ID: 0ee153

Get something to poke her with and something to put between the two of you. Check for traps and hivemates.
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No. 634506 ID: 9ebb1f

Do you still have that grump beam? That reminds me, what happened with the omega waveforce group? Analyzing/equipping some of their gear might be useful for non-violent pacification. That mecha looked pretty sweet too. Think about the possibilities! You might even be able to drain enough hope/joy from the villains that they turn themselves in.
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No. 634526 ID: ea0ad9

Probably is a trap, but it's better to let her get it out of the way now, than get in the way during the mission. Go give her a nudge.
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No. 634690 ID: 602cd8
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634690

>That reminds me, what happened with the omega waveforce group?
I'll have to ask about that. I expect the cleanup crew that was sent there would have tried to take them in for questioning.

>Do you still have that grump beam?
No.

I've forgotten about her laundry, and I have no more time to go searching for it. She should be assigned a UDA uniform, anyways.

There is a guy on the other side of her after all, but that is still no consequence. If she is going to be an honorary agent, she is going to have the honor of being woken up whenever she's needed.

I go with a safer option.
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No. 634691 ID: 602cd8
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634691

Excluding the option to not yell and wake up other people needlessly.
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No. 634692 ID: 602cd8
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634692

Or the option to not do this at all.
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No. 634693 ID: 602cd8
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634693

I think I'll feel safer inside of the salikai base.

"Polo. What are you doing? You should know better."
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No. 634694 ID: 296917

>>634693
Should I? It's time for work, Rokoa.
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No. 634695 ID: 0ee153

>>634693
"Get to work or fight Az about it. You pick."
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No. 634696 ID: 063543

Return her stare, intensely. Then tell her you forgot her laundry, then do something to distract her from that.
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No. 634697 ID: d90668

How is trying to politely wake you up a mistake? If you want me to hide behind the door with a super soaker next time let me know.

Command found out where the big bad is so we need to get ready. Az got so drunk he lost what little sense he did have so I had to take over while he sleeps it off. So I need my new partner to help plan out our attack.

Its nice to see she already has a healthy paranoia and sleeps with a gun. Don't have to try and train that into her.
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No. 634699 ID: 5db52c

Are all cops this grumpy before their morning coffee and doughnuts?

>what are you doing
Delivering your complimentary wakeup call. I hope you've enjoyed your stay at hotel Polo, but now it's time to check out of my bed.

Come on. We have a conference room full of assault plans for the enemy compound I'm sure you'd be happy to pull apart. Az has already made an idiot of himself and I need someone competent on team pull the advance infiltrator's ass out of the fire if and when anything goes wrong.
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No. 634700 ID: 0ee153

>>634699
This works too.
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No. 634702 ID: 296917

...wait did she have sex in your bed?
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No. 634703 ID: 0ee153

>>634702
Not really relevant at this point, but probably.
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No. 634706 ID: 8371c4

>>634699
this
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No. 634760 ID: 60700b

Tell her that, as an honorary UDA agent, she needs to either find a suit in her size, or get fitted for one.
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No. 634761 ID: 7a0218

You had sex in my bed and did not invite me?

For shame Rokoa.
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No. 634765 ID: 0ee153

>>634761
This too.
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No. 634773 ID: ae8f33

>>634693
"Trying to wake you up without disturbing your teddy bear there."
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No. 634881 ID: 602cd8
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634881

>Wait did she have sex in your bed?
I gave this bed up long enough ago that I no longer care and it's no longer my business.

"Your complimentary wakeup call that wasn't supposed to wake up your teddy bear. Next time, I'll hide behind the door with a supersoaker."
"Next time, I'll shoot."
"We have a conference room full of assault plans. Az made a fool of himself, and I need someone competent to assist in this mission. And you're.. someone. Get to work, or fight Az about it if you don't want to."
"Need someone to bail you out when things get tough, huh? Kappi, get me my uniform."
"We have UDA uniforms. Also, I forgot your laundry."
"Those are business suits, Polo, you do more business than fighting. Let me get dressed in my cop 'form and let's go."
"Are all cops this grumpy before they've had their donuts and coffee?"
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No. 634882 ID: 602cd8
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634882

>"Yes." Kappi says. "Do you two always shittalk each other?"
"Only when she's slacking."
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No. 634883 ID: 602cd8
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634883

"Keep that shit out of your system." Rokoa says, knocking the coffee cup out of Kappi's hand.
>".... s-sorry."
"Now clean that up. You know better, too."
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No. 634884 ID: 602cd8
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634884

Despite her grumbling, she does get up, clothed, and walks with me to the operation room.

"Alright, where's Az?!"
"In detox."
"Why'd you take me here, then?"
"... this is where we are going to work until we're sent to fight."
"I was going to fight Az."
>"No one leaves the Op room without permission from now on." says Lucera.
"Fuck, you guys tricked me."
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No. 634888 ID: 296917

>>634884
No whining. Let's go over the plan.
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No. 634889 ID: 5db52c

>>634883
Man, they made a mess of your room. It's a good thing you don't have to clean it.

>"Fuck, you guys tricked me."
Save your frustration for the enemy. There will be plenty to take it out on.

*Smirk* ...and Az is going to be angry about us going forward without him, anyways. You might well get to fight him, especially if we finish this before he's sobered up and been cleared.
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No. 634891 ID: d90668

You can schedule a fight with Az after we finish this mission. He has a calendar just for that sort of stuff.

Hey how did you get your boyfriend up here anyways Rokoa? Do they deliver to the station or does he work up here?

Anyways before you got here we were going over the attack plan. Most of the time the plans revolve around me sneaking in and wrecking everything without being seen. While that sort of thing would work normally the enemy this time has a Cai and a predator so they would have to pay me like 100 times hazard pay if I did it alone.

So now we sit here and work out a nice plan that's somewhere in between Polo does all the dangerous work and Az's usual plan of strapping everyone to a jetpack and having us fight a giant robot with laser swords.
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No. 634895 ID: 0ee153

"He'll be angry enough after this that you can fight him anyway, don't worry."

Anyway, on with the plan. >>634891 makes sense.
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No. 634900 ID: bb78f2

>>634884
Get serious for once, Rokoa.
Have fun when it's practical. There will be plenty of potential fights that shall sate you soon enough.

You can go have fightsex with Az later when we aren't surrounded by crucial threats we need to take care of.
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No. 634906 ID: 8111b6

The faster it gets done, the faster we're back out in the field, Rokoa.

Also, I'd be careful with so much leader-like talk, Polo. If folks started looking at you as someone in charge, Az might get antsy. ...not to mention all the weird neumono hierarchy instincts and biological reactions. It'd be embarrassing to be the shortest queen in history, and it'd only add to all the problems you'd have to be grumpy over.
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No. 634910 ID: 602cd8
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634910

>If folks started looking at you as someone in charge, Az might get antsy.
I doubt this will go far. I am still going to defer to Lucera for the planning.

"Be serious for once. You can fight him later. He's passed out now, anyway, and he'd be a pushover right now. Wait until he wakes up, and you can restrain him when he inevitably gets mad at us for sending him to detox and going on with the plan without him."
"You raise a good argument."
"How did Kappi get here, anyway?"
>"Honorary UDA agent, we can do that."
"Lucera, explain to me why I am going into a heavily secured enemy base alone."
>"Do you want the short explanation or the good one?"
"The good one."
"The short one."
>"Rokoa, because she can pull it off and it's worth it. Polo..."

Lucera pulls up various sheets, slides and graphs about risk vs reward. He explains that chances are favorable enough that I can pull it off with my previous track record, and doing so will save many lives. He also goes into such details as how, by raw numbers, some may think that it's worth sending someone in with a 99% chance of death if that 1% means they live and 100 others live as a result, but factors do complicate it enough that the UDA does not actually do that sort of a thing. However, by lowering the chance of failure to acceptable standards, the UDA will do so, and he still believes my chance of failure is well below that chance.

He also does let some details of the backup plans slip in, such as how many seconds will pass between my hitting the failure button and the enemy base being bombarded depending on how close to the surface I am.

Overall, it sounds convincing enough.

"What about the rest of us?"
>"You and most others will be on standby. And don't complain." says Lucera. "While the circumstances can be very different, it's guaranteed that you will fight at some point, and when you do, it will be considered extremely heavy combat for an indefinite period."
"Sounds good."
>"Then fall in with the heavy group, they'll most likely place you wherever you want to be as long as you're not in the way. Polo, start making a shopping list, we'll get you whatever gear you need."
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No. 634917 ID: 296917

>>634910
Smoke grenades, grappling hook, lockpicks (electronic?), tranquilizer darts of some kind, knockout gas grenades, flashbangs, plasma sword, cyanide capsule (or equivalent).

Got any cloaking devices?
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No. 634922 ID: 322249

A good sniper rifle (got any of those awesome select-fire ones?), bio-armor, armor...
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No. 634933 ID: 88960e

What are the failsafes on our radio? It could be disastrous if we get captured or worse, and the enemy gets ahold of it and reports a false success, or beeps it a second time to turn a reported success into failure. Ideally, Polo should be the only one able to activate it, and not under cohersion. (Can we key it to her empathy and intent, maybe? Although then she'd have to drop silence to broadcast. Biometrics could be faked with access to her person, and passwords could be hacked past with a CAI).

>wishlist
Sniper rifle, a silenced sidearm, combat knife, armor, bioarmor, grapple hook, obviously.
Police baton. (Do we have an Agent stunner version?).
Specialty rounds for your rifle.
A plasma sword.
Various grenades (explosive, smoke, flash).
Explosive charges to plant. (An EMP to plant?).
Wireless and radio communication nodes stripped from your gear (hiding from the event CAI).
Emergency rations.
Zip ties. (Hey, we're law enforcement, not military, this time).

Your gear needs to be rated for cold weather, and worst case, being immersed in attic water.

And lastly, if Az had any ridiculous spy toys that are actually portable and useful, you'll consider them.

Don't bother with the grump beam. You wouldn't be able to change it up quick enough on your own.
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No. 634957 ID: fe4bfc

Polo will need.

One tank top.
One pair ripped shorts.
One Bandana.
And one combat knife.

Anything else is just taking up valuable space.
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No. 634958 ID: bb78f2

>>634957
Don't forget face paint of the American flag!
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No. 635022 ID: 8f01e8

Have the radio surgically implanted. In fact, get three, one in the skull, one in the chest, and one in the pelvic cradle, with redundant fiber-optic connections between them so they can't be simultaneously disabled short of extremely skilled surgery or flash-vaporization of your entire body. Then set it up so destroying two of them, or one and you being unconscious for more than thirty seconds, makes the remaining implant broadcast the failure code immediately.

Also, weapons suited for area-denial and distraction. Incendiary grenades with fuzes that can be adjusted to an hour or more, slippery slime, sticky expanding foam, etc. Mouse-sized gremlin bots, if such a thing exists.
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No. 635031 ID: b9adfb

Some sort of tazer? Being law enforcement, we really want to go for nonlethal takedowns when at all possible. Plus the grinch's activities still technically haven't crossed to murder, as far as we know.
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No. 635056 ID: 1f44b9

Any gear required for preferentially-non-lethal takedowns of any and all possible enemy contacts, up to and including experimental gear which might stop a sentient colony of shapeshifting fungoid life.
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No. 635216 ID: 8111b6

sneak the grump gun into her loadout. If not grumpiness, perhaps some other emotion could be used as ammo.

A gun with good long-range accuracy, a gun with close range stopping power for when shit hits the fan, a melee solution. Tranquilizer gun for if we wanna be nice, but that's not as important.

Various sorts of grenades. Smoke, flashbang, the explodey sort, etc. etc. etc.

Restraining method of some sort. No zip ties, unless they're the sort that can resist that zip tie breaking trick, or sharp neumono teeth. Not to mention the regen might make more extreme escape methods more acceptable to some. Perhaps some sort of adhesive would substitute.

The armor from before was pretty good.

Perhaps something to make it easier to climb? Spider-Polo into vents if needed. Speaking of vents, perhaps a way to cut into them if needed.

Recording stuff for collecting evidence, perhaps.

Whatever other equipment needed for the objectives.
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No. 635565 ID: 602cd8
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635565

>Meanwhile, somewhere else.
>"I wonder what Az dreams about."
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No. 635566 ID: 602cd8
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635566

"Give me one tank top, one pair of ripped shorts, one bandana and a single combat knife, and I'll give you a pile of chopped Salikai."
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No. 635567 ID: 602cd8
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635567

>"Best not to think about it."
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No. 635568 ID: 602cd8
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635568

I arrange to have the following gear.

Sniper rifle with exchangeable ammo: 20 each of normal, AP and explosive rounds.
Pistol, 12 shots
Baton with stunner option.
Plasma sword.
Frag Grenade
Smoke Grenade
Flashbang
3-charge EMP, 20m effective range.
Plantable Explosive (Extremely large explosion, use with caution)
Heavy duty zip ties of various shapes and sizes meant for multiple species.
Taser
Rations
Mini-Flamethrower armor attachment - only 3 seconds of fire, but enough to set most anything flammable on fire.
Cai number. I don't want to forget this.


>Have extra relays surgically implanted and connected to include a failsafe for sending out a failure message
Unfortunately to do so would require time, gear, and connections we don't have on hand to do such a detailed modification.

However, something just as good would be to include an AI into my armor that can have such things inserted. Therefore, my armor can now detect when I am unconcious, and has 3 seperate nodes that are capable of sending out the ping. Therefore, I need not worry about sending out the failure ping if I am rendered incapable of doing so.

I am also being requested to hold our Special Agent Box. I would normally complain, but it is surprisingly light considering it hold many extremely specialized tools Az thought was cool. That, and there are useful items such as clippers, multi-fit screw drivers and other tools, along with the highly specialized gear that will only be used in one in a billion kinds of situations, like an ink shooting cell phone.

It takes awhile, long enough for Rokoa to come back after reporting to wherever, but all of my gear is received.
"AI "Bell" online." I hear in my suit, which has had all radio capabilities disabled with no way to re-initialize them. It will also be recording everything by default.
>"Alright, we have a one way mobile for you, Polo." Lucera says. "We want to get this underway since we'll be waiting on you first, but is there anything else you want to do before going?"

"You're like a tiny robot."
"Beep boop, get out of my way."
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No. 635570 ID: 5db52c

>>635566
...and you thought she was replaceable.

>EMP with 20m range
I'm gonna assume we don't want to be inside that radius when they go off if we don't want to wreck our own gear.

>"You're like a tiny robot."
You're just jealous they haven't given you your combat spy toys yet.

>but is there anything else you want to do before going?
...should you sign the company Christmas card before you go? You won't get a chance later.
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No. 635571 ID: bb78f2

>>635568
"My mix tape."
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No. 635583 ID: d90668

Sweep Rokoa off her feet and say "Don't cry baby I'll be back for you after this is all over." And then give her a long kiss then stride off into the sunset.
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No. 635620 ID: 8111b6

Hopefully you relieved any... ah... biological waste byproducts before you got into all that gear, Polo. You might be flying over waterfalls, rivers, oceans, and lakes en route to your destination. Wouldn't want to be unduly stressed.
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No. 635651 ID: c22069

>>635568
Ask for a Corvette to use as an orbital drop pod to reach the landing site.
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No. 635706 ID: c717e8

Make sure the AI won't call to blow everything up if you just fall off the back of a truck and black out for three seconds.
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No. 635707 ID: 5db52c

>>635651
We're going to a polar base. We should ask for a mini-sub to drop from orbit so we can sneak in under the ice.
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No. 635717 ID: 60700b

>>635707
Is this Earth or the Neumono Homeworld?

If the latter, what is the topography of the region we are going to?
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No. 635733 ID: 602cd8
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635733

>Meanwhile at the other place again

>Sweep Rokoa off her feet and say "Don't cry baby I'll be back for you after this is all over." And then give her a long kiss then stride off into the sunset.
>Ask for a Corvette to use as an orbital drop pod to reach the landing site.

>"No, really, stop thinking about his dreams."

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No. 635734 ID: 602cd8
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635734

>EMP disabling gear
It probably will not cause permanent damage to my gear, and my armor will still functional as such even while disabled. So while I will avoid my own EMP if convenient, it is not as important as avoiding my explosives.

>Should you sign the company Christmas card before you go?
Yes. I also use the bathroom while I have the chance.

I also get some decent waiting music in my armor. Even if I'm going to be dropped by orbit, it's going to take awhile to get into position to reach the north pole.

I'm not going to be placed close to the enemy base, but we have a layout of a network of old abandoned tunnels. I am to take a stealth motorcycle out of the dropship and ride it up towards a few miles away, and run the rest of the distance.
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No. 635737 ID: 602cd8
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635737

All of it goes smoothly. Based on our data, the salikai merely took over this place after it was abandoned. There are many areas they don't know about, at least on the outskirts, and this was a well hidden, tucked away passage. Eventually I get to an old, run down directory.

While I do have the blueprints, there is no telling what remodelling and repurposing the salikai have done. While this directory looks old, unofficial and poorly made, it's the best I have for concrete directions.
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No. 635747 ID: 296917

>>635737
Head towards NERDS. You'll be able to access the CAI somewhere in there.
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No. 635750 ID: 06bd4e

Head to the nerds first. You might be able to get some information about the HQ layout and security out of them.
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No. 635763 ID: 5db52c

Head towards certain death. If they're trying to warn you off from it, it's obviously important.
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No. 635773 ID: b88e47

Nerds are a good place to start.
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No. 635780 ID: 0ee153

Why are we trusting this directory, again? But yeah, nerds sounds okay.
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No. 635792 ID: 602cd8
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635792

>Why are we trusting this directory, again? But yeah, nerds sounds okay.
There is merit in distrust, but setting up such a directory simply to mislead seems odd, so at worst I expect it will be inaccurate.

There's only the one path up, and a neumono in a coat like Korli's turns the corner.

>"Oh! I didn't think the wireless controls worked so far down here. How's the body responding?" he asks.
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No. 635795 ID: 0ee153

Thumbs up.
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No. 635799 ID: fef726

Note to self. Expect robo-polos at some point.
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No. 635820 ID: d90668

Give him a thumbs up and maybe a shrug.
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No. 635827 ID: 88960e

>Why are we trusting this directory, again?
Should have checked behind it for a secret passage.

>How's the body responding?
Thumbs up and/or hold your thumb and forefinger in a circle and make the a-okay sign.

Are we jammed, here? Are you picking up any empathy?
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No. 635828 ID: 8f01e8

Thumbs up transitioning to ambivalent hand-wobble, indicating that there may be some problems with the signal but it is manageable overall.
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No. 635833 ID: fe4bfc

Hmm wireless controls means they are testing robots with the cai or some sort of remote thing with there predator.

Is there a jammer around? If you are silent he probably thinks you are a robot. So act like a cai would and give him the finger or some other rude gesture.
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No. 635837 ID: c717e8

You know what you must do, Polo. The thing that these nerds, that the CAI, that anyone involved in a neumonoid robotics project would undoubtedly want their creation to do.

You must dance the robot.
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No. 635858 ID: 296917

If you can fool her into leading you into the base you could infiltrate in plain sight. Which would be awesome. If not, tase her and search her for an access card or something.
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No. 635869 ID: 809713

>>635858
Unnecessary takeouts at this point are bad. If we stun the nerd and people notice him missing, that could alert security. We want to maintain stealth a bit longer, if we can. We've still got charges to plant and things to break before the alarms go off, if we can help it.
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No. 635927 ID: 602cd8
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635927

>Note to self. Expect robo-polos at some point.
This is unlikely for a variety of reasons. Mostly because I am not a well known, popular agent, and there is no reason to make robots in my image.

More than likely, it is robots that follow this armor model.

I do a thumbs up with one hand, and a shake with my other.

>"Don't even know? You're a CAI and all that but you should all get the hang of taking care of one robot each."

So the CAI is the one doing this after all.
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No. 635928 ID: 602cd8
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635928

In order to keep up with CAI appearances, I begin doing the robot. Or at least an improvised version of it.

>"Haha that's more like it."

>Is there a jammer around?
Yes. I am silent by default, of course, but I cannot sense this neumono.
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No. 635929 ID: 602cd8
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635929

I continue walking, and he takes an odd interest in me. He is not leaving me alone. I was thinking I would want to plant explosives sooner, but I already walk by a nearby computer that appears to be networked, and therefore, an applicable option to inserting the CAI number if I wish to efficiently do my primary task quickly.
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No. 635932 ID: 296917

>>635929
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Tase him, slap in the CAI Number, send success signal, then get out. You didn't come here to take on the base by yourself, as awesome as that would be. A side benefit of this is that the robots will be disabled as well, removing a large portion of their defenses.
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No. 635934 ID: 0ee153

Almost certainly too good to be true, but also too good to pass up. Walk into the trap, I guess.
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No. 635939 ID: 6ac522

Kick a leg out, fall over, thrash around as though you are having difficulty getting up again. Respond to all further questioning with more thrashing. Once he goes for help, tazer to the most effective spot available.
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No. 635944 ID: 809713

See if you can get him to log onto the computer or unlock it first. You'll look pretty silly if you can't get past a login screen.

Mime something at the computer, see if you can get him to mess with it. Then tase him.
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No. 635945 ID: d90668

You might not be a well known agent but I bet everyone here knows what you look like now. I mean you have been at the scene of every agent they have captured. The Grinch has probably circulated your picture to all his minions.

That and they know you are coming. I mean they have to know you would get the info on this location eventually. Heck I bet that mystery in the prison with Itcher and Jess was them being told to spill there guts. So they knew when you would be here and I bet they have a mole that can tell them you would be the one sent first.

Long story short this is a big trap for you and if you touch that computer a cage will fall on you and little flags will poke out each side with Ha ha printed on them.
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No. 635949 ID: 602cd8
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635949

>To be safe, I tase him.
It's painful, but he should be knocked out, and there is no easy way to knock a neumono out.

>Have him log in
In theory, the CAI number simply needs a networked position; it is as effective at hacking as a CAI itself.
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No. 635950 ID: 602cd8
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635950

I insert the CAI number. It reads as a success, so I input the success ping. I hear alarms blaring in the distance, as well as shouts from far off.

While it is tempting to go in farther to attempt to sabatoge them further, they could likely at least have figured out which computer the number used, and therefore, my location. Getting taken as a hostage would do more harm for the mission than good.
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No. 635951 ID: 809713

Well, base security should be a lot less effective without a CAI to coordinate and run systems. Hiding in the chaos and waiting for a chance to do more damage should be feasible.

Besides, when you allies attack, you can run interference from behind enemy lies. The fight will be over faster, and with less lives lost, if you can make it work.

Amscray.
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No. 635952 ID: 296917

>>635950
Still plenty of supplies and armor. Let's get in some more trouble. However, let's not be predictable. Move laterally in the complex, maybe try to find a spot to duck into and evade the security forces they're sending. Then we can find a sensitive area to blow up. After that, just shoot your way out.
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No. 635953 ID: 0ee153

Leave/try to leave and see what shit you've gotten dropped into.

There's a slight chance nothing major has gone wrong, but I wouldn't count on it.
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No. 635957 ID: 602cd8
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635957

I'll cause trouble here as I can, but I do make my first priority to get out of this area.

I do find a better directory, which I find myself hiding behind while arkots run by. While there are less interesting targets such as the farm and pipe assembly station, a few appear both significant towards the current mission and reachable in the current chaos.

Therefore, I will choose one of the following.

Armory
Fufa Tank
Gargantua Beast Cryogenic Station
Primary Elevators

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No. 635958 ID: 296917

>>635957
Oh god they have a Fufa. Let's... let's leave that alone. Blow up the armory. We'll kindof want to use the elevators, and the gargantua beasts could be valuable salvage after the mission is over.
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No. 635959 ID: d90668

Go free the Giant beast so it causes havok.
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No. 635960 ID: 809713

You don't have the firepower with you to put down a fufa. You might be able to break the release mechanism on the tank, but they could always cut it out.

Giant beasts in cryo are easier to deal with. They're helpless popsicles, and you could damage the life support, or just wreck their ability to defrost them safely / quickly.

Blowing the elevators would slow them down, but they're probably going to shut them down when the assault teams hits, anyways.

...armory seems the best choice. You deny the enemy assets, and you can do a lot of damage if your charge sets off anything stored there, or starts an ammunition fire. It's a good point to sabotage.
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No. 635962 ID: 06bd4e

Blow up that armory. Also see if you can sabotage the fufa and gargantua beast containers to make sure they can't be unleashed upon you.
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No. 635963 ID: 602cd8
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635963

Hitting the armory would be a good chance to hinder their munitions before they get a chance to use it. It is, however, guarded by several arkots.

That might not be saying much.
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No. 635964 ID: 296917

>>635963
Hit them with a flashbang then get in there and cut them to pieces. Plant explosive, then get to a safe distance before detonating it.
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No. 635965 ID: 809713

>>635963
Sneak up on them and play duck duck goose with your stun baton.

Then tie them up, disarm them, and rig the armory to blow.
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No. 635968 ID: d90668

Man those little guys are so cute and incompetent it would be a shame to have to murder them.

Although anything you do at this point will result in one shooting himself and the other blowing them all up with that grenade.

Try to distract them without them dying and then sneaking past.
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No. 635969 ID: 0ee153

Hey, that guy has four arms. Anyway, yeah, distract then nonlethal takeout.
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No. 635970 ID: 06bd4e

Incompetent as they are, the one with the grenade seems alert enough to make it difficult to sneak up on them. Shoot him then take out the others before they know what is happening.
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No. 635974 ID: 6ac522

>>635963
Deploy smoke, then sneak past. Unless it inspires panic fire. In which case they're probably going to prove just how unfriendly 'friendly fire' can be.
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No. 635997 ID: 2d8d86

That's too easy, tgese must be a decoy for a more competent sentinel somewhere. Or ar the very least, security cameras.
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No. 636006 ID: ea0ad9

>>635963
Aww, the one in the middle is so pretty.
The other two just look dumb. Kill them, abduct the pretty one as a hostage/meat shield, depending on how much kinsship these guys feel. I mean, sure, they're smaller than you, but any protection is better than none, and you never know when a decoy could come in handy.
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No. 636011 ID: 322249

>>636006
Shoot rightmost one in eye, make it look like accident.
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No. 636018 ID: ddac86

There's always the possibility of hitting that grenade with an explosive round, if Polo feels confident enough to hit it of course. Not entirely covert, or even the best option, but it gets the three of them out of the way.
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No. 636020 ID: 88960e

We're law enforcement, not military, this universe. Shouldn't we default to non-lethal force when possible?

Obviously, the one with the grenade is the biggest threat. He needs to be disabled before he blows himself up (although, wrapping your bigger oven mitt hand around the 'nade, and abusing one of the few instances you have a size advantage, would be sufficient to keep the switch depressed even if the pin is pulled).
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No. 636022 ID: fe4bfc

I might be wrong but I would bet money on that Arkot not being able to throw that grenade far enough to not be in the blast radius.

I mean that thing is almost as big as his head. And those tiny arms do not look like they evolved for throwing things.

So the other two you can probably ignore but the grenade one looks like he just wants a excuse to use that thing.

Anyways can't you just keep pretending to be a robot and wander past them?
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No. 636025 ID: b88e47

Check for cams or more competent security.

Walk in like you own the place. Tell one to wake the fuck up, other to stop looking at the damn gun barrel. Go into armory or at least get close enough to baton the shit out of them.
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No. 636728 ID: 86b099
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636728

>The other two look dumb
The middle one will look dumb as well, I think, if it wakes up.

I take a couple of minutes to make certain that there aren't any significantly better security measures. If there are cameras, then I cannot see them, nor any non-sleeping arkots.

Therefore, given I was confused as a robot before, I simply stride forward as though I belonged here. While I am not normal law enforcement, I should avoid unnecessary killing if possible. They are not pointing their guns readily at anyone, so I can slay them if they appear hostile.

They look up at me, but then look back down again. The most dangerous part of this plan is that I must keep an eye on the grenade arkot, as it may pull the pin.

The armory looks like it is made for the arkots, and perhaps some neumono as well. Nonetheless, there are lots of munitions and it does not appear organized or particularly busy at the moment. That will not last long, however, as I hear the sounds of approaching commotion.
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No. 636729 ID: e114bc

>>636728
...you realize that when you blow up the armory, anyone near the entrance will die, right? If you want to save their miserable lives, then stash the bomb amongst the explosives in the armory, then while walking out gesture for those three to follow you.

Maybe see if you can request the grenade. Just to get it out of its hands so that when it comes time to pummel their asses you won't have to worry about it.
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No. 636730 ID: d90668

Grab the grenade from the arkot then toss it into wherever the armory has explosives. Then grab the little guys and run for it.
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No. 636734 ID: 5869f6

>>636728
'armory made for arkots'
What the fuck man, i thought these criminals were competent.
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No. 636745 ID: 809713

>>636734
Giving arkots weapons sized so they can use them is more effective them dumping giant clumsy weapons they have to carry four people to a gun. (Like, you know, what the salikai actually did in canon).

>What do
Place charge among the munitions, grab something so it looks like you armed yourself, and then leave.

Pretend to be a typical arkot abusing baddie on the way out, and use this as an excuse to kick them out of the way so they don't get killed in the blast.
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No. 636764 ID: ea0ad9

>>636734
Arkots are expendable and incredibly numerous. Better to throw them at the enemy with weapons they can at least hold and shoot, than to give up your precious Neumono slaves to death.
>>636729
Grab the sleeping one, and gesture for the other two to follow. If the sleeping one wakes up and seems to work along with you, then you can let it go, but if it starts to struggle, then you need to "punish" it to teach the others not to mess with the CAI. By which I mean, knock the guy out. You'll be knocking all of them out later anyways.
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No. 636774 ID: c717e8

Pick up the arkots and start snuggling them. I'm sure that happens all the time, with CAI-controlled robots around, so they'll think it's business as usual while you carry them off.
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No. 636790 ID: 199e0b

>>636774
Constant robot snuggling would be a threat with a cai around.
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No. 636796 ID: 5869f6

>>636790
(Doesn't that sound like something we'd do as a cai?) also, grab a few more grenades and toss the one the arkot has at the same time. Just to make sure it goes up.
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No. 636890 ID: 86b099
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636890

>Hug/cuddle the arkots
While this would be appropriate to a classic CAI quirk, they are already convinced that I am a normal CAI bot, and there is no need to do this. Or to abuse them, for that matter.

I grab 4 frag grenades in an attempt to recompensate myself for using my primary explosive. While it is early to use this, it is possible that the munitions here, and the structure itself, are safely made and not easily exploded by getting struck by frag grenade shrapnel. If so, I want to be absolutely sure the armory is still disabled by the first explosion alone.

I shove the explosive under an unused, dusty panel deeper in the armory, and hurry out. The timer is not set for long, but I gesture and order the arkots to follow me fast.

We get far enough to escape the blast, but the ground shakes. I hear much of the structure around here collapsing.
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No. 636891 ID: 86b099
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636891

I knock out the arkots during their confusion, but I don't get much longer to think. Some jammers must have been destroyed, as I sense 8 neumono. A ceiling hatch behind me falls, and I see them. They know me as the enemy, so I will not be able to CAI stride my way away from them.
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No. 636894 ID: e114bc

>>636891
We just got a bunch of grenades. Use one! Or two? Make a dash for that corner, use it for cover and shoot whoever isn't disabled by the grenade.
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No. 636897 ID: d90668

Well what do they look like. Hard to tell from here but do not see any armor. This is a huge facility so will be a bunch of scientists and support staff. Plus whatever criminals they have around here.

You know this place has to be run by some Salikai. They are the only sort crazy enough to build a mad science lair like this. I mean Arkot minions and megabeasts? Its like a bad bond movie in here. Of course the grinch could turn out to be Az's evil twin.

Anyways you completed your primary objective. So now everything we do is just icing on the cake. Want to disrupt as much stuff as possible so that the invading team does not get surprised by a fufu or something.

So if they are armed back off and you can deal with any that come after you. If they are "civilians" go rustle there jimmies and grab some intel quick. This is just a distraction really. If you are not riding a mega beast into that fufu lab before Rokoa gets here I will be disappointed.
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No. 636967 ID: 809713

8 on one (worse, if there are any bots or aliens with then) at the end of a hall without cover is not a good fight.

Diving for that corner and cover seems a good idea. If you stay where you are, you're gonna get shot, and they'll mow down the arkots you incapacitated, too.

In general we want to evade and play hard to get instead of getting bogged down in a firefight. Either lose these guys, or get to better terrain you can exploit.

Checking a grenade at them to dissuade immediate pursuit buys you a beat, although with them up in the ceiling, they can pretty easily avoid the blast.
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No. 637028 ID: 86b099
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637028

I wait for them to come down after me. They are easy to sense, and so I can wait for an ideal time to throw the grenade.

>Hard to tell from here but do not see any armor.
I don't believe they have any armor. They travel as a pack down in the open hallway. Given some modern neumono's mentality, this does not necessarily mean they are tribal, but their empathy seems to suggest this.

>Get cover
There's another hall just behind me. In the interest of putting a bit of space between them and myself, I choose the farther one behind.
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No. 637029 ID: 86b099
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637029

The frag goes off, and it knocks out a few, either by knocking them out or breaking too many limbs. I get a closer look. They are definitely tribal, as well as snow neumono.

I shoot a few in the stomach, and only one of my targets keeps their consciousness. Yet there's still a few left, and they're quickly getting too close to safely use a gun against. I still have time to shoot, but it's risky, and I don't have much stopping power at this range. They're moving fast, and to make matters worse, I hear troops scrambling from up the fallen ceiling from where these tribals came. Unlike these tribals, I hear the rattling of guns and ammo. Either they are too far to sense empathically, or they are not neumono. It is difficult to tell how far the sound is, due to the way the sound carries along these walls. It also gets drowned out as the large snow tribal lets out a loud growl.

>If you are not riding a mega beast into that fufu lab before Rokoa gets here I will be disappointed.
A megabeast would be nice, but unlikely. The sooner the troops get here, the better.
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No. 637033 ID: e114bc

If you can pop your smoke grenade, do so. Then get in there with stunner baton and take them out. Nail the incoming troops with another grenade once they're clear of the tribals you already hit, so you don't cause any deaths... unless the incoming troops are squishy humans or something. Then reposition. You can't get bogged down, you need to keep an escape route open.
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No. 637038 ID: 809713

Well, if they're too close to use the rifle, and the pistol won't have the stopping power to put them down quick enough, you might have to switch to melee. Dart through them with the stun baton cranked up, and maybe your knife in the other hand (aim for joints / tendons in the leg so they can't pursue). The aim is to subdue or get past the tribals quickly, and then book it before the armed reinforcements start shooting at you.

The flamethrower would also probably work, but we only have 3 seconds of that, and we should really save that for things you need to set on fire. (Fufa, say).
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No. 637091 ID: 87c311

>>637029
if there's still time for a shot, dink the lean one with the sword. The axe and spear won't take the corner very well.
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No. 637159 ID: 86b099
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637159

I start to back away, but take one more shot to target the one with the sword. He hardly staggers, but it does strike his stomach, and it seems like he will not be able to continue on much farther.
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No. 637160 ID: 86b099
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637160

I take a step back and prepare my stunner baton. Normally I might think that is enough, but these are tribal neumono, and I should not underestimate them in close range.
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No. 637162 ID: 86b099
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637162

Shoot!

I thought I got tackled by something, but it's some weird...

>"SKCCCCCCC"
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No. 637164 ID: 86b099
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637164

Grottle, wedging me between it and hostile tribals.
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No. 637168 ID: e114bc

>>637164
Hm. Well. Throw a grenade in its mouth then try to fall back along the hallway away from the tribals? This was a T-intersection after all.
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No. 637170 ID: bb78f2

Shoot it in the eyeballs!
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No. 637172 ID: 809713

Well. That limits your options.

At least your hands are near your belt and your gear. As for gear that will work...

I think you either have to activate your flamethrower attachment and burn free (if you can't reach the trigger, instruct Bell to activate it. It's built into the armor he's house in) or draw and slash out with your plasma sword. Kind of depends on what you can reach, and whether that stuff is more tacky goo, or more quick drying. (If it's goo, you can burn it, but cutting will be ineffective. If it's kind or hardening into a cast, you can slice free easier).

Then evasive action, and take advantage of the fact that you're armored and can run around with flames sticking to you a bit, and the tribal are unprotected.

And uh, do your best not to light your ammunition or grenades on fire. That would be bad.

Alternate idea: instead if the slime is conductive, you can just flip your stun button to full and fry everyone it touches. Assuming your suit is insulated.
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No. 637584 ID: 86b099
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637584

My arms are near my belt, but it will be difficult to do much. Grottle gel is intended to bind their prey, especially since they tend to eat whole and don't want things clawing their way back up their esophagus. Thankfully, my flamethrower is an armor attachment, and nearly all of my gear is flame resistant, including my armor.

"Bell, activate the flame thrower for one second."

Grottle gel isn't flammable, but it quick to dry. Heating it makes it dry faster as well as becoming brittle. It scurries back a few steps into the shadows as fire bursts into the gel from my forearms.

If I run into a fufa I'll wish I had more flamethrower time, but it doesn't help to be prepared to fight a fufa while in the stomach of a grottle.
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No. 637586 ID: 86b099
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637586

>Evasive action
I break out just in time. I can shoot the grottle, but this gigantic snow queen is right on me.
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No. 637594 ID: 809713

Use enemy non-coordination against them. The grottle and the snow tribe probably aren't trained to work together as a unit. It may be possible to get them to hit the grottle trying to hit you, or for the grottle to accidentally smile them instead of you. And you can be all small and evasive and jumping and climbing over your opponents this close.

Stun baton for the nuemono, pistol for the grottle seem right at this range.
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No. 637643 ID: d90668

Rush past her under the axe and shoot the grottle while you are going by. If it works the grottle will get pissed at her.

Also with that huge axe she wont be able to bring it to bear on you easily while you are really close.
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No. 637644 ID: e114bc

If you get really close to a snow hiver, you'll get grappled and broken. Do not get close.

Take out a frag, stick some goo on it to make a sticky grenade, then peg the grottle with it.
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No. 637666 ID: 86b099
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637666

>Use grottle gel to lob grenade
I would have liked this idea if I had isolated gel, but any gel not dry and brittle now is already stuck on the walls.

I bring out my stun baton. She's too close to even try to run away from, considering how fast she was. She's a snow hiver, but I'm catching on that she isn't just someone using crude weapons, but also someone completely unfamiliar with modern weaponry. I'm also catching on that she barely knows what's going on, and is just trying to protect her home from 'invaders'. She's having an undeservedly rough time, but now is not the time for pity either.

While she yanks her axe back, she attempts to kick at me to put me in her axe's range, but that just brings an available contact point as I whack her calf with it.

She nearly falls. The baton is extremely powerful, as it is meant to bring neumono down. While electricity does easily render us helpless, it takes a great deal to die from it. I run behind her before she gets her balance back. While crossing, I shoot at the grottle once with my pistol.
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No. 637668 ID: 86b099
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637668

It lobs more gel at us. I am around the corner, but the snow queen gets struck and doesn't know not to try to tear off the gel with one's bare hands. She just gets madder, and louder.

The grottle is fleeing, as it appears to not like this amount of danger. I believe I can move on, provided I am not forgetting about something.
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No. 637670 ID: e114bc

>>637668
That something was that we're supposed to soften up their forces. Killing a grottle counts for that. Chase it down. Pelt it with rifle rounds, and see if you can tag it with a frag.
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No. 637675 ID: 809713

>I believe I can move on, provided I am not forgetting about something.
Uh, what happened to the one with the spear. You shot the one with the sword, and stunned the queen, but I don't recall accounting for her. Is she about to get the drop on you?

And weren't you suspicious there were non-neumono you couldn't sense nearby, too? Don't let your guard down.

>hunt grottle down?
Getting the heck out of here may be more important, depending. Yes, we want to hurt their forces, but we made contact a few minutes ago. We don't want to allow time for them to pin you down with competent reinforcements.
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No. 637678 ID: bb78f2

Maybe just give her a bit of an explanation?

Listen, I'm not trying to invade your home, I'm just trying to give a bunch of gifts to a bunch of kids around the world and maybe stop a doomsday device that might hurt those kids, because there's some green, snakey son of a bitch that wants to hurt a worldwide population of children nearby.

Come on ol' girl, you're old fashioned neumono. While I detest genocide, you must be up for a salikai hunt.
Get your hive, and let's do this like the good old days.
Only I'll be keeping my modern weapons because I've trained with those, so, you know, that's what I'm going to do.
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No. 637689 ID: 809713

>>637678
If she's tribal, there's a good chance she doesn't speak English, and Polo can't communicate all that by empathy, even if she turns her silence off.
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No. 637691 ID: 86b099
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637691

I face the queen for a moment.
"Listen, I'm h-"
She starts yelling at me again, in a language I don't understand.

>Is the spear neumono about to get the drop on you?
I thought I forgot something.
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No. 637692 ID: 86b099
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637692

I prepare for a spear in my face, but there's nothing. However, the echoes of the grottle screeching at dying off, and the queen's yells and barks are just intermittent grunts as she tries to get the gel off of her.

There are also the distant troops. I hear them less, oddly, like they're moving away. What is more pressing is that I hear the sound of a one sided fist fight, and although I don't sense that spear neumono, the queen goes silent as I hear the spearwoman get closer. Someone has a jammer, apparently.
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No. 637693 ID: 86b099
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637693

Rokoa comes out, binding the tribal's arms behind her back.

"Oh, I thought you were gonna need my help, so I went on ahead! But look at how weak these guys are! Is that grottle spit?"
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No. 637698 ID: 809713

Be completely unflappable and unphased by this.

>But look at how weak these guys are!
They're dropping untrained tribals on us, with no understanding of modern weapons or what's going on. It's hardly their fault.

>Is that grottle spit?
Yes, it is.

>Someone has a jammer, apparently.
Ask her to turn down the range on that as low as it goes, and if she knows what that is. You have to stand just outside the range of her jammer if you want to sense un-jammed enemy neumono and lesson the odds of your being ambushed. (Of course, there are also alien forces and enemies with jammers, so it's not like your empathy will prevent all ambushes anyways).

We need to move on. We've been in one place too long, and you'd prefer not to let them dump competent reinforcements on you. Need to find more stuff to damage to make things easier on our incoming forces.
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No. 637701 ID: 5869f6

>>637693
Rokoa how the fuck did you get in here. I assume now that she's here, the entirety of the base's security is about to rip us a brand spanking new anus. I doubt she got in here quietly, i mean, she 'could' have but. I doubt it.
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No. 637709 ID: e114bc

>>637693
Say that you've been doing okay. You got ambushed by the grottle but it wasn't a big deal. Wanna go kill it?
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No. 637716 ID: d90668

Yeah this place is a mad scientists dream. I saw signs for a fufu lab and a megabeast they are probably defrosting as we speak.

I you hurry we can wake one up and ride it through walls.
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No. 637719 ID: 86b099
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637719

"Yes it is, and that 'weakling' you're pinning to the wall is an untrained, half covered tribal."
"Tribal nothing, this one wouldn't last a day out in the wild snow."
"Regardless, they will be sending reinforcements soon, and I've been in the same spot for too long. Lower the jammer radius to the minimum, I want to be able to sense enemy neumono. How did you get in here, anyway?"
"I walked, sometimes on people and things. Where do you wanna go? Beat up the salikai?"
"That's not what I am in charge of, I am here simply to do as much damage as possible to make it easier for our own reinforcements. That could involve finishing off the grottle that was here."
"Yeah or we could do better than squash some bugs. You're in luck, because we found better blueprints. I know where the power generator is, where they store their gasses, that sort of juicy info. You into that, or you wanna tough up and just go to the salikai?"
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No. 637720 ID: e114bc

>>637719
Power generator's a juicy target. Let's blow that up and THEN we can go soften up the salikai's main defenses or join the main squad and push through or whatever. There's no telling what sort of crazy shit is waiting at the final boss so let's not rush in.
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No. 637725 ID: 809713

>because we found better blueprints
I'm going to assume they were a lot easier to hack with their CAI disabled. If she has those plans on her, download them to your helmet so Bell can do map overlays.

Go for the generator and infrastructure. Break things. They'll have a damn hard time mounting a resistance with the lights out and their toys not working.

Plus, breaking enough should at least inconvenience whatever escape route the big bad has. Darking out the rest of the base may even give away where they are, if their safe room or escape option is one of the few thing with independent emergency generators. Then we'll try to arrest the Grinch, if our forces haven't already.

...do the improved maps show where the stolen goods are being stored? We might have to prevent them from destroying the haul as a last fuck you when they realize they've lost.
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No. 637726 ID: d877ce

The presents, Polo. Secure the christmas presents.
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No. 637728 ID: 809713

Wait. She's back in uniform, again. Please tell me she at least has bioarmor on under that.
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No. 637732 ID: 86b099
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637732

"The presents, Rokoa. We've got to secure the presents."
"Haha, what? Secure them? They're in a huge basement, and the salikai aren't in any position to move them. What are you gonna do, go in, stick a flag in the room, and sit there?"
"Fine, we'll go for the generator. I may want to attempt to disable the fufa place afterw- Rokoa, tell me you're wearing bio armor under that uniform."
"Wh- right. Yeah, I am, give me a little credit here. So, generator first. Get on."
"What?"
"I'll carry you. It's faster if I run. Come on, Polo. Ride me. It'll be great."

It was hard to tell at first in this low lighting, but she does have a light bio armor on.
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No. 637734 ID: b9cef6

>>637732
Now is the time for piggyback rides.
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No. 637741 ID: e114bc

>>637732
...yeah, alright.
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No. 637742 ID: 809713

Well, this means you can make terrible jokes about having ridden Rokoa, if you want to keep that trend going.

Lay down across her back with your rifle over her shoulder. You'll be moving at a dead run with your rifle in the correct position to fire as soon as something enters your field of vision- not something you can usually do.

...only downside is that right on top of her, you're in her jammer. You won't sense trouble before you run into it.
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No. 637743 ID: 0ee153

"Just to be sure, are you the fufa?"
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No. 637744 ID: d90668

Ride her off into the sunset.
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No. 637750 ID: 809713

>>637743
...if we need a trust question (ie, doesn't want to or can't turn off the jammer to prove her identity), ask her where she slept last night, and how she got there.
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No. 637753 ID: 86b099
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637753

"And you're not the fufa, are you?"
>"No, Polo, I am not the fufa."

Although little is known about them, we do know that intelligent fufas are absurdly rare. While that does not rule out this, we do know that even intelligent fufas act uncannily, and tend to lack basic understanding such as the concept of lying. To mimic Rokoa to this level is... paranoid.

Nonetheless, that paranoia just set in. If it was the fufa, though, getting this close to me with this much intelligence means it likely could, and knows it could, have subdued me already.

"Stop being paranoid and park on my back. I probably shouldn't have swapped out to this experimental jamming bio armor too cause now you're gonna ask to touch me to feel my empathy. But it's well contained in this suit. Congratulations Polo, you spent a decade training for something that just got solved with tech."
"Where did you sleep last night?"
"On my bed, after you gave me the sweetest back rub. I want another one, Polo. Right now.""
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No. 637756 ID: 0ee153

"Correction. That was my bed. In my room. And no backrubs until after we're finished, I need my hands and you need your focus when I'm riding you."

Get on.
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No. 637757 ID: 809713

>Congratulations Polo, you spent a decade training for something that just got solved with tech.
...I never told you how long it took. (Unless that was covered in the unspecified bedtime smalltalk. In which case it proves she's Rokoa instead of calling it into question).

Also it's all kind of weird for Rokoa to criticize people being able to do things the hard way, of all things.

>On my bed
>my
...it was your bed, Polo.

I don't know if that was an honest slip-up / teasing, or the result of bad intel on their part.

If you're still paranoid, I'm pretty sure Fufa don't bleed. You could cut her.
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No. 637762 ID: e114bc

>>637753
There's no way they knew about that.
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No. 637768 ID: d90668

Do you have x ray specs in that helmet? If so just see if she has bones.

She did get most of it sort of right. Its not like Rokoa to be exact anyway.
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No. 637771 ID: bb78f2

It's the fufa.
Shoot her!
Clever girl. Absorbed her memories.
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No. 637772 ID: 86b099
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637772

>Do you have x ray specs in that helmet?
Yes. She appears to have bones, but bones are a trivial thing for fufa to emulate compared to this level of intellect.

"That was my bed." I say, though that is the most innocuous of inaccuracies. There is no way that the salikai could have known as much as they did without.... the paranoia is going strong inside me. "Also, I don't believe I told you how long it took me to learn my silence, Rokoa."
"I got agent files and knowledge."
"This is not a small base - getting in is one thing, but how did you find me so fast? I hardly sent the success signal minutes ago.
"Got lucky I guess, geez, Polo the interrogator. I came before I got the signal because I knew you'd succeed."
"Let me cut you."
"What?"
"Let me cut you. Just a nick."

She extends her hand, and I make a slight cut. She starts bleeding, much to my relief, as fufas are fundamentally avoidant of losing any of their cells, which is why fire is so effective.
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No. 637773 ID: 86b099
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637773

"Where's your badge, Rokoa?"
"They told me I couldn't wear an officer badge here while doing agenty things."
"But you have your uniform on."
"It's important for a cop to wear."
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No. 637774 ID: 86b099
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637774

"Like you were wearing it when we first met?"
"Yeah."
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No. 637775 ID: 86b099
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637775

..... the bottom blood drop rests on the ground, and the whole amount of blood just stops. No more comes out, and the blood stream doesn't drip off.

"I have thick blood."

She was not wearing her uniform when we first met.
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No. 637776 ID: d90668

Yeah I noticed that when we got in the fight at the bar. Well lets go. Kneel down so I can climb on your back.

Then flamethrower her.
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No. 637777 ID: bee605

... Fire works on Fufas, right?
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No. 637778 ID: e114bc

...it IS the fufa. Take a couple steps back. Tell it you have flamethrowers, so it should keep the hell back. Why hasn't it just overpowered you? What was it planning to do if you went with it? Also holy balls it is incredibly intelligent. So much so that killing it would be akin to murder, so we should probably not do that. Maybe try convincing it to surrender. The base is going to fall. If it surrenders it will survive.
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No. 637780 ID: 2e88a5

Flamethrower, now.
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No. 637781 ID: bb78f2

Hahaha
Let's copy John Carpenter's The Thing and burn that blood.
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No. 637782 ID: 809713

>fufa fufa fufa
Light her on fire.

And do everything possible to put distance between the two of you. (Grapple hook?)

Don't throw any grenades. It'll just catch them and throw them back with morphing.

Also, this means the enemy has really good intelligence. They know long your top secret training took, and they know about the massage and you gave in your secure base, last night, in space.

That's gotta mean they have bugs or assets on the space-station. Too late to do anything about that but... not good.
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No. 637796 ID: d90668

>>637782

To be fair Polo works for a organization that put pictures of her up on there website to grump her up. Somehow I doubt they are that good at protecting there secrets. Az probably gets drunk and proudly proclaims how he has the only silent agent during government meetings.

They probably knew little about her until this mission started. But after she started hunting down all there agents they probably set the Cai to find everything there is to know about Polo.
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No. 637799 ID: 0ee153

>>637776
Pretty much this, yeah.
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No. 637868 ID: e607cd

Welp, if their intel inside your base was this good, then we may as well assume they knew the whole plan, and that is why it was so easy to plug in the CAI number. Prepare to spend the rest of your trip plugging that thing in to every console you pass.
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No. 637908 ID: 8f01e8

Counterintelligence time. Ask her how many predators and wendigos are supporting the strike team, then regardless of what she says, shout "wrong answer!" and spit fire.

If the Salikai have eyes on the space station, they probably know about Three Stripes. If they're listening now, or this freakishly intelligent fufa escapes to report back, a question like that might make them think there's something significant they haven't cracked yet, which would at least keep them a little bit off-balance.

Alternatively, ask her to retract the blood. Dismissive, like, "fine, you can pull it back up now." Circumstantial variant on the old 'your german is very good' trick: this level of perfection must have required training, so you signal the end of a training session and the mask slips.
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No. 638194 ID: 86b099
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638194

"Alright. You can put your blood up."
"... that's not a thing I can do, Polo, it's not that weird. Could you look away for a moment?"
"No. How many predators, vernauts and other things are protecting this place?"
"Doesn't matter, let's go to the power plant." Rokoa says, pulling her hand back. The blood dangles, pulling itself back behind her, where I imagine she is attempting to stealth it back up into her finger.

I'm reluctant to set her on fire. If this fufa wanted me dead, it had an excellent chance. This could be a chance to gain counter intelligence, since apparently the salikai have heavy intel on us.
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No. 638195 ID: 86b099
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638195

And on the other hand, fufa 'brains' often transform quickly, and it can quickly have a change of heart or other realization. I won't take the chance.

I activate what's left of my flamethrower.
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No. 638197 ID: 86b099
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638197

I make a fast dash, and I barely bother to see how well the fire is doing against the fufa. It's not a pretty sight, and the uncanny scream that sounds just as Rokoa would if her voicebox were melting is not a noise I'll forget soon.

There's smoke coming out from Roko- the fufa's Rokoa mouth, jetting smoke into the air
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No. 638198 ID: 86b099
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638198

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Sprinklers?!
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No. 638202 ID: ea0ad9

>>638198
That Fufa is way too smart. It let out the smoke to force the sprinklers on, since its own burning didn't emit enough.

You really need to get out of there, now. Don't let that Fufa catch you again!
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No. 638203 ID: 79940c

>I'm reluctant to set her on fire. If this fufa wanted me dead, it had an excellent chance.
It's large and advanced enough that I didn't expect that to kill it, anyways. It's more an extremely painful distraction.

>There's smoke coming out from Roko- the fufa's Rokoa mouth, jetting smoke into the air
>sprinklers
It had a smoke bomb swallowed so it could trigger the sprinklers immediately in case of fire? Smart.

Not sure there's anything we can do about that, though. They're already spraying, they're all over the place, and the pipes aren't exposed to break or shoot out. Unless your flamethrower used napalm or something, the flames are already being put out. Um. Sprinkers are mechanical, the emp won't help.

Um. Does the special agent spy kit come with an oil slick? That's a stereotypical spy trick. Oil floats on water, and burns. A burning oil slick floating on the wet floor would prevent it from following you in the short term. (Until it burnt out, or water level got high enough the fufa could go underneath).

Other than that, put distance between you as much as possible. Run, grapple, whatever. First chance you get, get through a bulkhead and blow it shut behind you.
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No. 638205 ID: e114bc

>>638198
Just keep running. The fufa will be fast so you can't run for long, you'll need to hide. The sprinklers will mask your scent thankfully so find somewhere you can duck into.
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No. 638207 ID: 0ee153

Look back to check if it's going to launch one of those spike things. Round a corner ASAP. Find the presents, the CAI, or something important enough that whoever's in charge won't let the fufa blunder in and ruin it.
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No. 638208 ID: 04b86a

The salikai designed smoke-triggered sprinklers so fufas can extinguish themselves if someone sets them on fire? We might have found someone as paranoid as we are.

I don't suppose you have some oil or something that you can throw on the fufa before the flames go out? Either way, a lot of people will have heard that scream, so you need to move quickly before they find you.
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No. 638209 ID: d90668

You know with the amount of info it had on you and Rokoa I bet they were prepping it to try and infiltrate your base. But you got here to fast so they just let it out and hopped it did something useful.

Anyways jam your stun baton in the on position and toss it at it. Then run away quickly. Anywhere but here seems like a decent place to start.
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No. 638213 ID: 86b099
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638213

>Does the special agent spy kit come with an oil slick?
As a matter of fact, it does. I don't bother carefully aiming, I just untie the cap and throw it, hoping for the best. Priority is to run, and make sure it's not launching an offensive before I turn the corner.

The scream slowly dies, and I carry myself as fast and as far as I can. I don't know how far I end up running, but there's not much to hide under. It would be difficult to hide from a fufa as intelligent as that, though, who can likely tune its body to catch and pinpoint the most mundane of noises from me so much as not standing like a statue.
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No. 638214 ID: 86b099
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638214

While running, I cross by a normal TV set on the wall. It would not be worth noting, but as I cross by, it flicks on, lighting the room up. It's Alison, the de facto spokesman of the CAI.

>"Polo! Are you alright?"
"Yes."
>"I can't hear you, but you look okay! Listen, we got a good break and hacked the base, and the assault is starting. But, and it's a big but! We just learned that the salikai have a secret train escape route! Please take the next right and go down the stairs, I'll guide you to the train station from there, because we may not make it in time!"
"POLOIWANTTHOSEBACKRUBS."
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No. 638218 ID: 0ee153

Okay, so they want you to go to a specific place and they conveniently can't hear any request to prove their identity. Uhuh.

Do you have anything usable for writing? If so, write "PROVE IDENTITY" as clearly as you can and show it to Alison.
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No. 638219 ID: e114bc

>>638214
Ugh, this could be a trap, but any directions are better than no directions. You can't even communicate to test them to see if it's legit.

...it probably IS a trap. I mean, look at how convenient this is. What are we going to do otherwise though? The fufa will catch up soon, we can't hide, and we don't know the base layout so we can't go anywhere that we know is useful. It's either this direction or a random direction.
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No. 638220 ID: d90668

You know this could be another trick but with a angry fufu after you I don't want to stand here signing at the tv for twenty questions.

The fufu knew enough so you know you had a spy somewhere but them throwing it at you like they did was a act of panic. Plus if they knew what Alison looks like you are probably boned anyway.

Oh wait I know a simple test you can do in a few seconds. Make a hugging gesture at her. If she looks confused then she is not your cai.
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No. 638221 ID: 0ee153

>>638218
Actually, write during directions and show after they're done telling you.

Also, given that the fufa/Rokoa's voicebox melted, Rokoa still talking might be a positive sign. It means that either this is the real Rokoa or they have multiple fufas.
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No. 638223 ID: 04b86a

Since she can't hear us and we don't have anything to write with/on, we shall have to ask for identification through interpretive dance.
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No. 638225 ID: 79940c

>>638214
If the CAI has the enemy cameras, you can communicate via sign language. (Hopefully you still know that in this universe).

Problem is you have no idea if that's Alison. If that had enough intel for that Fufa to convincingly fake Rokoa, they at the very least know what your CAI's primary representative looks and sounds like. That could just be an Alison skin, and an enemy trying to send you into an ambush.

Sign that you need confirmation of her identity. Already ran into one fufa impersonator- a digital disguise one would be even easier. ...and hurry. Running from a fufa.

(Be real convenient if she could send a data burst through the image that Bell could authenticate or something. A nice classified digital security key or something).
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No. 638233 ID: d90668

You know what thinking over things the bad guys know everything.

The fufu had private info from last night. Which means they probably know your plan and your equipment layout and that you were bringing a Anti Cai weapon along. Also they knew when and where you were arriving.

Which means they have a spy in your space station or you or Rokoa both got sprayed by spy nanobots or something.

Now they knew a all out attack would be coming shortly and that they could not directly fight against it. So they put a obvious computer near your closest entrance point. And let loose a bunch of random stuff to distract you while they packed up the Cai and all the really valuable stuff and ran for it.

So regardless of whats going on right now and if this is the real Alison you know the Grinch is running for it. They want to cause enough of a mess here to keep you busy long enough so they can get away clean.

This of course assumes your opponents are not crazy because they could be. Everything I went over would be the response of a normal villan. And stealing all the presents is not the act of someone with all there marbles honestly.

Also how does Alison know that the grinch is a Salikai. I mean we assumed but we never knew for sure.
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No. 638256 ID: b88e47

Ask Bell to perform a handshake with the CAI to identify it.
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No. 638268 ID: 8f01e8

A train? Seriously? There are only so many places the tracks can go. At this point, your priority is to escape and report back on how thoroughly your own organization has been compromised. This might be a legitimate order from the friendly CAI, though, so you shouldn't just ignore it. Carve "FuFa Rokoa knows too much" into a wall where the camera can see it, then head for the nearest exit.
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No. 638337 ID: 86b099
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638337

>Write "PROVE IDENTITY"
If I have the time to do that, I have time to make a welcome poster to the fufa to catch up. Nonetheless, it is true that this is too convenient.

I make a hugging motion at her, and she generates a Polo doll and hugs it. If that's not our CAI, then I don't know what to believe. I have no time to write.

>Also, given that the fufa/Rokoa's voicebox melted, Rokoa still talking might be a positive sign.
More likely, the fufa simply regenerated the voicebox. In fact, it is entirely plausible that the voice box itself was not damage, it simply lost its structure as the individual fufa cells began to panic. She had begun to deconstruct herself before the fire even hit.

>Bell's digital handshake for the CAI
I doubt there is such a security measure in place.

I don't know hand signals for Fufa, so I run. It could be a trap, but any directions right now are good. Otherwise, I'm going to be running away from a quickly approaching Fufa with no fire remaining.
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No. 638338 ID: 86b099
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638338

My pace is returned, and I nearly leap down the stairs, where I see some arkots dressed up like... christmas people. There's only a few left, and I hear a train whistle going off on a train which I almost confused for a giant room.
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No. 638339 ID: e114bc

>>638338
For a second there I almost thought this whole heist was done so that the Salikai could play Santa. But no, those are christmas-themed weapons the arkots are wielding. The train is here to deliver destruction. Those bags are likely full of bombs.

Get in there. Shoot anyone who tries to stop you. We still have the C4 so we can blow up the train.
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No. 638340 ID: 79940c

>If that's not our CAI, then I don't know what to believe.
Pff. Well, that's sort of a digital handshake.

Although if enemy intelligence missed Alison being hug-prone they really dropped the ball.

>I see some arkots dressed up like... christmas people
Elves, Polo, elves.

>what do
Snatch a Christmas hat from an elfkot, and get on that train before it pulls out of the station, or the fufa catches up.

If you can't get there in time, grapple your way on board.

...they do appear to be armed, one with a bandolier of 'nades, and the other two with guns. I suppose you need to disable them on the way past, or just move faster than they can. Stealth isn't much of an option here- no time to slow down with the fufa coming and the train pulling out.
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No. 638356 ID: 2e88a5

This doesn't look like a last minute escape attempt, likely this was part of their plan all along. There's more to this scheme than just stealing presents.

Boarding the train unnoticed is the best option. Wait a second and see is there's an opportunity to slip by as the last of the arkots board.
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No. 638375 ID: 86b099
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638375

There may be a chance to sneak on board. The arkots are all busy, and focused. They often cannot multitask, and an arkot focused enough wouldn't notice me waving my hand in its face.

I knock out one of the arkots to take its hat for the disguise, and bag to help me look like I'm doing something important.
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No. 638376 ID: 86b099
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638376

I get halfway to the train, out in the open, when a sniper makes a shot dead on my eye, if not for my exceptional armor. The visor is cracked, but they remain well pressed together. The armor is still sealed, as Bell is able to connect what she can to rearrange and project the imagery onto my visor in a way that will allow me to see with minimal cracks.

>"Warning: Visor integrity low. Vision may have unseen blind spots and warpage, causing headaches and disorientation. Consider engaging visor removal if possible."

It is not ideal, but better than taking it off entirely, or trying to see with the cracks.

I manage to see the silhouette of a miklik from one of the second story windows, as he runs to another train car. The door is closing, and I can make it, but if this is not a trap, it still may be a deathwish to enter, since I've been found out already.

If I wish to back out and leave this to the ultrahive forces, then this is my last chance.
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No. 638382 ID: e114bc

>>638376
Oh. I didn't think there was a large distance involved here.

You can't turn back now, there's a Fufa behind you. You have another option however. Wait for the train to start moving and grapple onto it. Don't enter from an obvious entrance, or don't enter at all, and you may survive.
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No. 638384 ID: 79940c

>>638338
Gosh dangit, this is what we get for not being paranoid and looking for evil things in the background. Sneaky sniper.

>If I wish to back out and leave this to the ultrahive forces, then this is my last chance.
What, hang out here till they show up just cause you took a hit? Lame.

Also, there's a fufa here still coming.

>The door is closing, and I can make it, but if this is not a trap, it still may be a deathwish to enter, since I've been found out already.
Grapple hook. Go in through the roof or second story. You've been made, so you can't use the front door.
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No. 638385 ID: d90668

Go for it. The nice thing about trains is they are easy to disable and when you do nothing can use the track while the wreckage is there.

While following is dangerous by the time the ultrahive forces get here the bad guys could have there stupid Christmas army a hundred miles from here. If they are going to pull there Christmas takeover or whatever they have a limited time window before its over.

But remember you now have a blind spot. So test it out as soon as you are on the train. Wave your hand slowly back and forth in front of you and see where your vision is hindered. Then you can know how far you need to sweep your head to check on things.
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No. 638390 ID: e114bc

>>638384
Well I saw it, but it looked like an arkot to me.
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No. 638425 ID: 86b099
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638425

There is no shame in aborting an optional objective.

>There's a Fufa behind you
How I forgot can probably be answered with being shot in the head. That's as good as any reason.

I wait for the train to start, and it lurches forward with startling speed. I grapple up to the second story. I've been found, and there's no reason to keep stealthy. I'll be finding out soon enough just how far train tracks can go at the north pole.

There's no reception, either. There is at least one radio jammer on this train.
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No. 638426 ID: 86b099
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638426

An old TV springs to life.

>"Hahahaha! Greetings, christmas worm! You've done surprisingly well to come aboard, though I believe your special CAI has given you last moment directions. Nonetheless, you're alone, and our fufa can catch up. If you'll last that long to see the fufa once again, though, is another story. Alison, tell Polo what she's up against!"

While they yammer, I sweep my hand in front of my face to grow accustomed to my fractured visor.
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No. 638427 ID: 86b099
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638427

A different Alison comes on screen. I know that there have been multiple versions of our CAI, so it's hardly surprising to see a similar iteration here.

>"Yeah. Polo, right? You're on car #14 of 22 of the Doomsday Express. No, I didn't name it, give me a little credit here. Grinch, as you've so affectionately started calling him, and I are on car #1, of course. So you've got to jump up 13 cars if you want your happy ending. It's a nice, self contained train, we're proud of it, you know? No radio contact from the outside, and it's well hidden even while above ground. So it's you versus this little world here, kid. We took the flashiest presents and boxes with us out of the world's loot we yoinked and put them on this train, you see? There's gonna be a show up ahead for all the loot we have on our shoulders. If you hijack any cars, we guess you can keep that, it won't matter really. Now you're wondering, why don't we just cut, say, car #12 - no, #11 off to make sure you can't get ahead? Honestly, because Mr. Grinch doesn't think you're that hot shit. I don't know, but I'm not running this show, so I'll give you a little reward and tell you what's up if you reach car #6. Don't think that means I won't do what I can to stop you. Toodles." Alison says, before cutting out.
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No. 638428 ID: bd8b82

cheat like a fucker. get outside the train, crawl under it and crawl to the front on the bottom.
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No. 638434 ID: d90668

Well it appears that the grinch is a level of crazy that can compete with Az. Makes sense though. If the spy's are jet packing around all the time and fighting giant robots with grump beams then the criminals have to up there game.

Well be prepared for Christmas themed traps and opponents. Also the fufu chasing the train. I noticed that evil Alison changed her mind about which car they would cut off to get rid of you. So might be something special in 11 and 12.

Just had a thought you could try. If you can break the attachment to the next car so its stuck shut you might be able to force the breaks on this one. Honestly its not hard to derail a train even if its a fancy high tech train. Instead of fighting through whatever they have here you can just cause the whole thing to skid off the tracks. Might not work but keep a eye out just in case.
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No. 638460 ID: e114bc

>>638427
Can't we just run along the top of the train?

Another option is to just get onto the outside and try to snipe something important at the front of the train. Like one of the wheels.
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No. 638502 ID: c717e8

They'll be expecting you to try go along the top, so I wouldn't do that. Also the easiest place for people to pop up and try stop you.

I notice, though, from when you first saw the train (>>638338) that the second floor is a little narrower than the first, leaving a little side-roof there where you can move from window to window. Assuming there won't be any protrusions in the tunnel that fit that space (and its doubtful, big underground tunnels are usually made using circular drilling machines, for reasons), then you might be able to walk along there. And it might be too narrow for the fufa to make use of its full mass.
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No. 638508 ID: 88960e

>knew there were multiple versions of Alison
>trusted an Alison on sight
Bad agent. Insufficient paranoia.

>fleeing by train in the north pole
Aren't they going to be stand out like a bright red streak in IR? Seems to me it would be really easy to track them by satellite.

>need to get to car 1
No, you don't. You just need to get close enough to the engine that it's in range of your emp. That'll shut them down if they have a fancy futuristic engine, or at least take their CAI and computer assisted tools out if this train runs on steam / coal. The radius of effect is bigger than one train car is long, right?

And if they are using coal, we can shoot the fuel car behind the engine with HE rounds- light their fuel reserves on fire. You can do that a few cars back from the roof.

>what do
Fighting your way up, car by car, seems a bad idea. Running over the roof is appealing, but they have to have thought of that. They'll have defenders that way too.

...more unconventional. Does your spy kit come with climbing gear, or magnetic shoes, or anything like that? A better way to sequence break might be to run along the side of the train.

You might need to burn a smoker to get off camera first, and maybe pretend like you're going through to the next car.
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No. 638521 ID: 0ee153

>>638508
>trusted Alison on sight

>>638337
>I make a hugging motion at her, and she generates a Polo doll and hugs it. If that's not our CAI, then I don't know what to believe. I have no time to write.
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No. 638544 ID: 88960e

>>638521
If you know there are multiple Alisons, you can't confirm a specific one's identity by exhibiting baseline Alison behavior. An Alison who doesn't default to hugs (or stops hugging) is an aberration.
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No. 638553 ID: bcba8f

they aren't on car 1, they're on car 22, don't fall for their lies.
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No. 638583 ID: fe4bfc

>>638553

That is a excellent point. Depending how the train is set up the first car is usually the engine. Not much room in there for a opulent boss battle. Heck they could disconnect the back car and drive off the opposite direction as soon as they see you take the bait.

So figure out a way of double checking before running off anywhere.
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No. 638685 ID: 2f4b71

Go through as many cars as possible, damaging the undersides to cause them to act as permanent brakes. Once the train is halted, you only need to deal with a single Fufa for long enough for the rest of the forces to catch up to a stationary train.
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No. 638742 ID: 86b099
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638742

>They may be in car #22 as a distraction
That would have been clever of them. However, the train leaves into a more open tunnel, and I get a better look. I peer out of one of the windows, where I note the rooftop I could walk along the side of the train on. While it's difficult to see the ends of the train, the front end, #1, does appear to be a far more opulent car than #22, and somehow I doubt the salikai would be caught making an escape in shoddy #22.

>Insufficient paranoia [against the first Alison]
On the contrary, I am legitimately surprised that did not turn out to be a trap. However, my only other option was to get lost in a network of halls against a rapidly recovering fufa. They hardly had a need to trap me, I was already in a dire situation.

>Can't we just run along the top of the train?
While the train entered a wider cavern, the train still runs under a cavern that occasionally has just enough of its ceiling shaved away for the train to skim through. Even the train's sides occasionally get distressingly close to rock.

>Instead of fighting through whatever they have here you can just cause the whole thing to skid off the tracks.
Also extremely tempting, but when I think I am going at high speeds through an unknown cavern while on top of said train, I will put this on the backburner for when it is less suicidal, along with running at the top and the side of the train.
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No. 638743 ID: 86b099
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638743

The underside of the train, however, is clear. I find a floor hatch and make my way through the giant mechanations of this train beyond the 13th and 12th car.
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No. 638744 ID: 86b099
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638744

As I cross under the connection between the 12th and 11th, though, there is a lone arkot in the middle of #11 that spots me. I can't hear much with this deafening noise around me, but his open mouth indicates he's already made noise.
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No. 638748 ID: e114bc

>>638744
Looks like this won't work anymore. You can't move fast enough down here to avoid sniper fire. But hey, getting past 3 cars with no fighting is good. Let's start shooting people.

...wait won't the visor's warping throw off your aim?
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No. 638751 ID: 79940c

>>638742
Someone on the roof by the car 15 / 16 boundary? Doesn't really matter, though.

>I can't hear much through this deafening noise
Ask Bell to start running noise cancellation? Try to filter out the background noise of train operation.

>I can't hear much with this deafening noise around me, but his open mouth indicates he's already made noise.
He's on the same deafening level as you. No one above him is going to be able to hear him yelling above the machinery around you, (unless the CAI is listening and noise filtering carefully in just the right place. Or unless there's an audio pickup in or under that scarf that's transmitting his subvocalizations).

>what do
Shooting him while hanging on will be difficult. You'd have one hand, be upside down, and the word is busy shaking like mad. It's not viable. Also, if he's already given away your position, or if the gunshot or his body being smashed around makes enough noise to give away your position, it will be moot.

Head up, you'll have to go through or over car 11. Staying on the bottom once made is too dangerous, all the have to do to kill you is throw junk down between the cars for you to crash into.

>...wait won't the visor's warping throw off your aim?
Not if Bell adjusted the internal display to compensate for the warping right.
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No. 638774 ID: d90668

He is chittering in Arkot and saying "Hey Polo is under the carriage like you said she might be. Hand me my gun."

Anyways lets get back inside or at least out of his field of view fast. They will know you are down here so time to switch your approach.

These cars are huge enough there might be some maintenance shafts along the roofs or near the bottom. So keep a eye out for ways you can sneak through other than the obvious.

Can you use arkot guns or are they to small? Would be nice to be able to avoid using our own ammo as much as possible. Might have to shoot your way through some of these cars.
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No. 638857 ID: 8f01e8

Before proceeding further, cut the connection between #11 and #12 with your plasma sword, thus leaving whatever was in the rear half of the train for the rest of the ultrahive to subdue and/or analyze, and denying the salikai assets with which they could outflank you.
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No. 638882 ID: c717e8

If there's too much noise for you to hear him, I don't see how anyone else could hear him, given that he doesn't seem to be wearing anything that could be a microphone. It may be possible that arkots can be dumb enough to try and tell someone something that can't be heard.

I don't see how he could climb back up into the train, either, not with any speed. I don't think there's any need to shoot him, we've been very good with nonlethality so far and it'd be way too easy for him to fall off. Just go on over to him and use his scarf to tie him to the train.
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No. 638942 ID: 86b099
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638942

"Bell, please run noise filtering so that I can hear through the train noise."
>"Working..."

I believe the visor can see where my eyes are pointed, and adjust any warping based off of that. My brain is even starting to tune out the cracks. Nonetheless, attempting to shoot the arkot would likely result in a waste of ammo. While it may have trouble quickly retreating with the floor hatch above it, I cannot quickly get over there either. I will simply leave his view.

I pull myself up to the side of the backdoor of 11, where I see a couple of arkots pointing their guns at the end door of 12, expecting me to come out of there. Either the arkot below didn't give away my position after all, or their chain of communication isn't instant.

There is some unspecified knockout gas in the secret agent kit, and I use that on each. Next, I use my plasma sword to cut through the hinges. It takes more time and battery than I would like given the size of these, but it is likely worth it to cut away 13 cars.
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No. 638943 ID: 86b099
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638943

With the top and sides still too dangerous, the bottom now a vulnerable place, and the cars behind me cut off, there's nowhere but forward. I carefully open the doorway, checking around the corner carefully. There is no one initially, but right by the door, I see a closet - if it can be called that - labeled 'car brakes'.
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No. 638944 ID: e114bc

>>638943
That is a super obvious trap. Grapple to the ceiling and open it up there so you can take anyone inside by surprise.
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No. 638947 ID: d90668

Why would you have a giant door with a neon sign just for getting to the brakes? Usually that sort of thing is a tiny door in a back room. So does seem rather trap like.

What do the other doors say? Also watch out for opportunities to make use of the Christmas decorations they have stuck everywhere. Might be able to use them to hide or something else later on.

Now if you can get to the brakes you could probably set them off. Half the stuff on a train will be hydraulics and not something the cai could override easily.
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No. 638950 ID: 2e88a5

Just ignore the obvious trap and continue forward.
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No. 638951 ID: 79940c

>brakes
Hmm. Okay. If we've got an air braking system that runs the entire length of the train, and there are controls for it there, you could theoretically stop the whole thing from here. Assuming ripping / plasma-ing off the connections to the back half the train isn't a problem.

But if the controls communicate electronically at all though, their CAI owns it.

My gut says it's a trap or useless. If it were important, there should be defenses.

More suspicious is the fact this room and that door are huge. And unguarded. With big ceiling panels and doors and panels in the rug for ambushers to be hiding behind.

...I wanna say switch to x-ray and infrared to check for hidden or cloaked enemies, but I expect being shot in the goggles fucked your alt vision modes.
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No. 638957 ID: 79940c

>>638943
Wait, the wall doesn't line up. There's a gap between the back wall of the car, and the post next to the "brakes" door. Nothing hidden in the gap, is there?

Also, while we're being paranoid: you just cut the train in half. That means they know exactly which car you're on. If they've decided you've become enough of a nuisance to say, blow a car up to get ride of, the apparent evacuated state of this room is worrying.
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No. 638962 ID: 86b099
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638962

>Gap in the side
It appears to be a small crawlspace that I could get into if I wish to, but there is no immediately apparent reason to do so.

>X-Ray, Thermal, Night
The edges of my visor, most of the right side, and bits and pieces of the left still have these functions. With one eye at least able to see, I effectively have this functionality, if somewhat impaired. I use these, and I don't find any arkots in the walls or under the rug.

>What do the other doors say?
Janitorial, break, bathroom, dining. From there, I only see passenger seats and boxes, no doubt stolen christmas presents.

I will bypass the obvious trap of the brake room - although everything seems like it's accommodated to voklit sized beings in here, however, it does occur to me that it's possible the Salikai consider me enough of a problem to detach car 11 where I've been found at the back of.

I feel like it may be decellerating, in fact, but that could easily be my mind being influenced with this paranoia while it's simply the decelleration brought by a curve or slight uphill inflection.

But if the car was detached and I am careful about ambushes, then I'm stranded. If it wasn't detached, and I'm running as fast as I can to catch up to the 10th car, then I will doubtlessly run right into an ambush.
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No. 638964 ID: c717e8

Train cars are held by very heavy-duty mechanisms, Polo. If the car was detached, you should have felt something of a jolt or shudder when it was released.

They might get around this by decelerating the whole train while the car is being released, then speeding up again when it was detached, but in that case the deceleration you're feeling now is that, and the car is still attached. It takes time to speed a train up again after slowing down. So, even in the worst case, you should have a few extra seconds.

I say run, but when you get to an ambushy zone, take those few seconds to toss something ahead of you and see if there's a reaction.
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No. 638972 ID: e114bc

>>638962
It could also be the Salikai purposefully slowing the train a little to make you THINK it's detached.

Move forwards with a decent pace. No sprinting.
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No. 638985 ID: d90668

Ask your visor. It should have a accelerometer or similar function that can tell you if you are slowing. Also with the size of these cars you should feel quite a jolt if they just release.

While some of this will be a trap they could not have set up much in advance. They only knew you would be here a few minutes ago and there communications in these tunnels is crap. So watch for traps but don't expect anything complicated.

Could the crawlspace lead to the brake room as well? Might be a way of avoiding all the guys they have behind that brake door with guns pointed at you.
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No. 639052 ID: ea0ad9

>everything seems like it's accommodated to voklit sized beings in here,
Voklit sized doors, but primarily Arkot crew? Voklit would be smart enough to find their way around with just a little training, but Arkots would need bright, obvious signs for every last room.
Hopefully they didn't genetically splice Arkot into Voklits.
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No. 639053 ID: 88960e

>>639052
It would be a lot easier just to have arkots riding on voklit shoulders.
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No. 639074 ID: 86b099
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639074

>Hopefully they didn't genetically splice Arkot into Voklits.
They would likely just be better off with the original voklits.

I confirm with Bell that she does have an accelerometer, although she too would have difficulties pinpointing simple deceleration with what ultimately isn't that smooth of a train ride. Nonetheless, she doesn't believe the car was detached. Furthermore, I did not hear any loud clanks of the connectors detaching.

>Run, but stop at an ambush area
Now that I look at this, this is an ambush area. This hallway is wide open with little cover, and as soon as I step out into it, all of these side doors could swing open with a small army of arkots flooding out.

I go behind the crawlspace. It gets noisy again with thinner walls between me and the train mechanics, but that is advantageous, as I do see a decent number of arkots through some vents pointing guns at the doors.
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No. 639076 ID: 86b099
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639076

>"Goddamn but you are sneaky."

Evil Alison.

>"Now you're trapped in the crawlspace, huh? You know, not all of our arkots are dumbasses, one actually is keeping an eye on this crawlspace. Now let's see what the little bastard's gonna do while you hardly have room to roll ove-"
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No. 639077 ID: 86b099
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639077

A loud KLANK drops from farther ahead, followed by a creak, and then a jerk as the train car gets pushed backwards.

>"The fuck is he thinking?!" Alison yells.

That was definitely the car detaching.
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No. 639078 ID: e114bc

>>639077
Looks like you're going to have to rush through the crawlspace, eliminate the arkot at the exit, and get to the door so you can grapple to the next car.
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No. 639079 ID: 79940c

Who spends the money to instal networked two way television displays in crawlspaces. Crime pays too well.

>The fuck is he thinking?!
He's thinking this is either going to leave you behind, or force you to run to the end of the car and use your grapple, exposing you for ambush.

Expect to be attacked on the way, or worse, when you're in the air.

If your spy kit has anything you can use for thrust to alter your trajectory mid air, you might want to have it out. (Mini rocket? Flare?). You're probably need it to dodge an attack. Or to compensate when they try to cut or dislodge the grapple.

>what do
Even you're not short enough to stand up and run inside a vent.

Gas the room below you, jump out of the vent, and make a beeline for the front of the car while the arkots cough and try to aim. Hold armored tail up behind you so even if they get a few lucky shots off, they aren't hitting your gear on your back, or your back.
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No. 639080 ID: d90668

Obviously that Arkot is much smarter than evil Alison thought because he knows getting anywhere near you is bad news. That and this Alison and the grinch would rather toy with you than actually be smart about taking you out. Its sad when the henchmen are more competent than the masterminds.

Well time to get a move on. That Arkot figures that either he gets rid of you because you don't get to the next car in time or he gets to ambush you while you try to get to the next car.

Well luckily this train is huge so you have a ton of space to work with. I would try to cross higher up so you can grapple the next car and swing over. Will be harder to attack you if you swing over instead of run through.
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No. 639085 ID: 86b099
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639085

I kick out the vent gate, and the smoke grenade follows the detached grate on its way down. There's no time for caution, now, as I burst through this room, and out the exit. On my way out, I kick the smoke grenade out of the door to cover myself from any arkots behind me in previous rooms.
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No. 639086 ID: 86b099
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639086

It is quicker to go straight through the first floor, but it would not be difficult to get on the second floor if the situation calls for it.

The way out is through a great deal of arkot gunfire, but there's so much confusion from the detaching car that hardly any of them even think to point their guns at me while firing. I make it out to see a car that is quickly leaving grappling range. There are no arkots on 11's connector to 10.
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No. 639087 ID: 86b099
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639087

There is, however, the likely responsible arkot at the back of #10, throwing off what looks like brightly lit christmas tree themed bombs onto the tracks.

>What do you have to affect midair trajectory?
I might be able to have enough to lightly change my momentum to throw off a sniper, but for bombs on the tracks, I have virtually nothing adequate.

... For the first time in my career, I wish I had a jetpack.
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No. 639091 ID: d90668

Well your options are to try and snipe the bombs so they go off before you get there. Or run back through the car so you have stuff in between you and the explosion.

Can you think of any way to get over there? If not will have to retreat and find something.
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No. 639094 ID: 276b6e

Look at that smug little dude with his cool glowing eye and scarf. So no chance of jumping and grappling to the next car or anything?

Well then get out of range of that bomb and hope it does not derail things. Can figure out what to do next once you are not about to get exploded. Maybe there are some christmas motorcycles stored on the train or something.
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No. 639095 ID: 79940c

>... For the first time in my career, I wish I had a jetpack.
I suddenly wished Az had remained conscious long enough to stuff one in your gear. (He didn't, right?)

Or... uh, I don't suppose the magical girl version of your armor you transformed into has a rocket pack that works built in? Maybe it'll be triggered by wishing for something that made you grumpy, before.

>what do
We can't stay here. Those bombs will damage the tracks, and this car will derail and crash. You make it or bust.

I don't suppose an EMP would render the bombs inert? (Probably not. Longshot). Would also have the added bonus of disabling the arkot's cybernetics. Bell would be offline for a bit, though.

Could you get airborne and ride / surface the shock wave of the explosion to stay airborne until you grapple? (Although we'd need more surface area for that, probably. A surfboard, wings, chute, something). Would have to trust your armor to keep you from getting pummeled, though.

The simplistic solution might be to grapple the ceiling of the tunnel and go up and over the explosion, and then try to swing forward. That would cost time and momentum, though, you might not catch up. Would dodge the blast and subsequent crash, though.

>snipe the bombs
If you shoot a bomb, they tend to still explode.
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No. 639099 ID: c717e8

The train's curving to the left, and it looks like there's a drop on either side of the track. Can you grapple to the left side of the train, basically just at the corner and the side roof? Jumping off to the left side and forward as you do. That would pull you across the curve rather than over the tracks. Those bombs aren't that big, so long as you're not actually on top of them, your armor should deflect the shrapnel. If there is shrapnel, those might be for destroying the track and derailing your car.
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No. 639103 ID: bb78f2

>>639087
Maybe if you wish really hard, a Christmas miracle with come true!
Most trains have engines in the back of them. If the CAI isn't controlling both ends, we could just RAM the forward train in reverse. If those bombs don't fuck up the track.
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No. 639110 ID: bb78f2

>>639103
OH, yeah, no those bombs will fuck up the tracks unless the CAI chooses to disable them midflight because they're wireless.
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if they're duds or just Christmas ornaments to make you panic and do something stupid. It's too bad we can't take that chance.
Maybe that's our christmas miracle.

But ummm, honestly my best suggestion here is to sing hamu doras welcome welcome christmass day. Since you don't sing, that's obviously Bells job.

... Grapple the arkot.
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No. 639114 ID: e114bc

>>639087
Use the grappling hook. You HAVE TO. As for the bombs... HE rounds. Blow them up BEFORE you reach them. Or hell. Be awesome and ride the shockwave forwards.
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No. 639122 ID: 0ee153

>>639114
Physics does not work that way. But yes, grappling hook is our best option.
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No. 639148 ID: 8f01e8

First priority, get that grappling hook onto the next car. Then, jump to the right, toward the outside of the current curve in the tracks. Centrifugal kinematics will keep you as far off to the side as you could reasonably be, while remaining attached. Hopefully that's far enough from the bombs, loopy enough to be inconvenient for sniper fire or more direct targeting with further grenades, and your armor can protect you from injury while being dragged across whatever terrain is over there.

Then handcuff the NCO arkot, read him his rights, throw him off the back of what's left of the train, and proceed.
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No. 639173 ID: ea0ad9

>They would likely just be better off with the original voklits.
Except that Voklits are harder to control. Stupify them and give them two extra arms...
>>639087
Oh my god I forgot about the scarfed Arkot!
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No. 639344 ID: 86b099
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639344

The car is just within grappling range. I launch it to hit the car, while leaping to the right, which may prove to be a counter-intuitive action yet effective one in the interest of centrifugal forces. I have little time to think about it, though, as I immediately activate the reel as fast as it can go. I also command bell to lock my glove's grip so as to not slip out during my trip up.

The bombs go off. I do not know if they were simply dropped with good timing, or have some kind of mechanic in place, but they explode seemingly right as the front of the car reaches them. It may have even been a bit enough explosion to lift the train off the tracks; but it was more than enough to simply destroy the track segment to begin with.

Although the explosive shockwaves do hit me, I keep my grip on the handle as I jet toward's care #10.

My troubles aren't over yet, though.
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No. 639345 ID: 86b099
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639345

The cybernetic arkot is climbing up in the direction of where my grappling hook landed.
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No. 639348 ID: e607cd

yell suppressing fire.
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No. 639350 ID: 79940c

I don't suppose you can just shoot him? Might be time for the handgun. (Kind of hard from mid air, and with the cybernetics, there's no guarantee you won't hit somewhere bulletproof or redundant).

Might be better to shoot the window above him, actually, so he has to deal with a shower of glass shards. Harder to miss than one little partially bulletproof target, anyways.

Or... assuming your armor is insulated, you might be able to use the stun baton to zap him when he tries to mess with your grapple, if we've got a wire cable. Although that runs the risk of frying your grapple.

An emp would disable his cybernetics, but would also lock up your gear, disabling your grapple, and Bell.

Does the spy kit come with a sonic tool? A frequency generator? Conducting sound along the grapple cable might be safer than running volts. A sudden, piercing high pitched whine screaming out of your hook / the wall it's attached to might make him flinch back. Arkots do have 4 ears to hurt, and Bell can just filter it out for you. (Plus, hey, the windows might break and he's be dodging glass, too).
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No. 639371 ID: d90668

If you can get to your pistol with your free hand you can carefully line up a shot and either hit him or at least provide some suppressing fire.

How long are you going to be in the air? If its only a second or two he will not be able to get to your cord and cut it fast enough. Any longer than that and you will want to give him something to think about.

Also if you get going fast enough when you get close you can drop the grapple and aim for a lower window or railing.
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No. 639402 ID: 4c4fc2

You could wait for him to grab onto the hook/line and then jab your end of it with your tazer. I would assume that neumono armor has insulation against electricity, right? And it shouldn't be trying to earth itself on something in mid-air when the other end is attached to a train, anyway. This is assuming that the cable isn't made out of some futuristic non-conductive material, of course.
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No. 639447 ID: 86b099
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639447

Suppressing fire may have been an option, but I only have 7 bullets left for my handgun.

What works out is that my armor is insulated, and my grapple wire is conductive. The grapple mechanics shouldn't be disabled from electricity alone.

I give the arkot a jolt as he tries to lift it off.
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No. 639448 ID: 86b099
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639448

He runs forward and through a side hatch into the train car before I get close enough to have a reasonable chance of shooting him.
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No. 639449 ID: 86b099
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639449

It's still several seconds before I catch up, and without much of a choice of where I land on the train car, I end up bursting through the first floor window. I release the grapple, and land on one christmas present of many here. There is no sign of the arkot. He may have continued fleeing.
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No. 639451 ID: f4d940

Full speed ahead!...cautiously. I guess.
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No. 639452 ID: 4c4fc2

Quickly write "sorry for any damage kiriri police business" on the present you crashed into before going ahead.

... Wait, one of those presents has air holes. Quickly check your thermal to see what living things are in here.
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No. 639453 ID: 79940c

Pomf! What are we doing in this pile of presents.

One mission objective found, I suppose. You were right, they would try an escape with the presents.

Um, quick x-ray scan, make sure you are standing on actual presents, and not a bunch of bombs in boxes, say.

Not sure I see anything anomalous, though I'm not sure why that present box on the upper right has two dots on it. Could just be wrapping pattern, but they might also be eye-holes, or cameras or something. (Although if there's anyone hidden here, they already saw you make that entrance).

Unlock your hand, and get moving. It would be bad to get into a fight on top of the things we're supposed to recover. Also, the arkot could be heading to detach the next car, unless the Grinch or the CAI yell at him not to do that anymore.
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No. 639461 ID: bb78f2

>>639449
I want to WRANGLE that motherfucker until he stops breathing.
Get that Arkot.
I want blood.
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No. 639474 ID: 86b099
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639474

>Write an apology for Kiriri
There will have to be formal apologies from a higher power for the current damagers. Although they were out of the way, the previous train car also had many presents. Thankfully I detached all the cars before that one, but the presents in #11 are likely lost.

I want to get moving and catch up to that arkot in case he goes to detach this car as well, but I sweep my visor over with thermal and x-ray. Although metal presents make it difficult to see clearly, most presents appear to be regular, if expensive, presents.

Aside from one. Bell filters out the visual of a miklik inside of the box that had two holes in the side.
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No. 639475 ID: fef726

Have any flamethrower juice left? It's kinda hard to shoot at people when the box you are in is on fire.

If not just shoot him.
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No. 639477 ID: f4d940

>>639452
Ah. Nice catch.

Yeah, uh....I dunno, skip 'im if you can; probably not worth engaging him. On the other hand, if they radio him, he could attack from behind you later on. Knockout gas to the airholes? Unless you can, like, punch him unconscious through the box.
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No. 639478 ID: 79940c

>the presents in #11 are likely lost
Hey, they might be salvageable! Or if you're lucky, there weren't presents on that particular car. What with all the space wasted on brakes and traps. Don't be a pessimistic grump.

>sniper in a box
Well, I suppose the simplest solution is to just shoot him. Unless you can go around him without being seen.

Possible non-lethal solution: knock over the pile of presents he's on top of. If he suddenly finds himself upside-down and buried under a pile of gifts, he's not going to be in a position to get a shot off before you've moved on.
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No. 639480 ID: 2e88a5

The miklik has a limited field of view looking through that hole. Move to the side while staying hidden behind the boxes as much as possible, then take him out from his blind spot.
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No. 639494 ID: ea0ad9

>>639480
You never know with Mikliks. Sometimes have have crazy natural x-ray vision.
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No. 639497 ID: 04e33b

>>639474
Just stay out of his field of vision. Stay silent and he won't notice you, unless he wants to pop out. Which he won't.
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No. 639498 ID: 4c4fc2

No shooting. Don't want to set fire to the presents, either. Get back out the window you just came in through and go along the outside to the next place you can get in. It should take him a while to get out of that box: if the arkot hasn't gone to detach this car, you can do it yourself.
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No. 639768 ID: 86b099
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639768

I move outside of his field of vision. I expect he may attempt to follow, as there is no way he did not detect my entry. However, I do not entirely turn my back to him long enough for him to attempt anything, and I make my way around as silently as I can.

There are lots of presents stacked on top of each other that extend higher than the mikliks box. I begin pushing them over.
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No. 639769 ID: 86b099
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639769

I am trying not to be lethal, although there is a good chance of injuring the miklik like this. Nonetheless, it is better than simply shooting him while also removing the risk of his following. The boxes topple, trapping the miklik under them.

I don't get far before I hear an explosion in the next room. It's mixed in with the noise of many boxes crashing and toppling down on one another. Faintly, there are also the sounds of mikliks yelling.
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No. 639776 ID: 79940c

>I am trying not to be lethal, although there is a good chance of injuring the miklik like this
Acceptable risk. You're using restraint and appropriate force against people who've drawn weapons on a federal agent. That's the best you can do under the circumstances.

>I don't get far before I hear an explosion in the next room. It's mixed in with the noise of many boxes crashing and toppling down on one another. Faintly, there are also the sounds of mikliks yelling.
If I had to guess, this is a new countermeasure being deployed against you, going right through the hidden defenders who were waiting to ambush you.

If there's a window, I'd really like to jump out it and swing up on top, and keep going that way. Instead of crashing through the voklit or vernaut or mecha christmas robot or whatever it is coming at you in the next room.
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No. 639777 ID: f61b8d

Continue with caution.
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No. 639800 ID: 86b099
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639800

In case they have some kind of mega creature coming down the hall, I run over to an open window and take a look out. It looks like we've entered a tunnel, in fact, the snow is flowing freely here. We may be nearby the surface. The tunnel is wide enough that I believe it is safe - as safe as this gets - to go on the top, so long as I remain by windows or hatch in case the tunnel closes down again.
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No. 639801 ID: 86b099
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639801

As soon as I get out, a miklik peers from over the rooftop, both confirming my danger and the tunnel having opened up considerably. And again as soon as I even process the miklik's presence, the car jolts backward to the sound of a loud clunk. That arkot detached another car, again. He is proving to be the biggest challenge the Grinch has sent me, of all things.

This time is different, too. Just as the car is about to stabilize, the wheels of the train lock, leaving a big trail of sparks as we rapidly start grinding to a halt. As rapidly as a train slows, anyway.
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No. 639802 ID: d90668

At this rate if you can keep the arkot in sight you wont have to fight anyone because they will keep getting left behind.

Grapple to the top or get going as fast as possible. With the breaks getting turned on you might not have enough time to get to the next car. If you can't will have to search the train for another method of locomotion.
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No. 639805 ID: 5319a0

>>639801
Train's slowing. Don't slow along with it. I want you to impersonate spiderman and grapple as far forward as you can, grapple-yank yourself forwards then release it while you're on an upwards trajectory. Then grapple at something further forwards, and repeat until you're on the next car.
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No. 639808 ID: 79940c

>the wheels of the train lock, leaving a big trail of sparks as we rapidly start grinding to a halt. As rapidly as a train slows, anyway.
As luck would have it, trains brake terribly. There's a lot of momentum in one of those.

Still, you're going to want to get going before the gap between this car and the next widens too greatly.

>He is proving to be the biggest challenge the Grinch has sent me, of all things.
Mostly because he seems to be fighting practically and pragmatically. Just detaching cars over and over until you don't make it in time is a pretty safe strategy, assuming he doesn't care about the contents.

>what do
You don't have much choice but to close as rapidly as possible, and try to disable him this time before he can disengage the next car.

You might want to set off one of your three emps as soon as you land the next car (warn bell to do... whatever it is she would do to prepare for that). That'll shut down his cybernetics, and any CAI connections. Hopefully disabling him long enough to prevent him reaching and disconnecting the car. Or evil-Alison from doing the same.

Uh, if the car is braking, it might actually be helpful to let go. The breaking train is slowing you down more than air resistance would be in free fall. Probably faster to to that and grapple midair to the next car than to climb or grapple to the end of this car and then grapple to the next. (Although, pushing / jumping forward is probably better than strait letting go. Add a forward delta while trying to dump the drag).

...really wish we had a rocket pack. Or hell, built in roller skates.
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No. 639810 ID: d405f0

That's very odd, the only brakes a train car should have is some manual lever thing somewhere that someone has to physically pull.

Judging from the background, you look like you're on a downward slope at the moment. That matches with maybe being near the surface, since presumably their final base is deeper underground and they need to go down from here. If you find that brake lever and shut it off, your car will start rolling faster again.
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No. 639834 ID: bb78f2

... I think that Arkot may be trying to leave the presents behind for your backup to get actually under the disguise of trying to kill or get rid of you.

Remember, this Arkot is actually going against orders and seems intelligent to the highest degree an arkot can be. He's going aginast orders because he either is think "Fuck the Salikai's wishes, I will fight her to earn food or treats or whatever, but on my terms" or "Hey, listen, I feel bad for the children. I gotta fake being a bad guy so I can't spare all the presents from destruction, but go ahead and have your guys take the ones we leave behind that are still good."

Try and contact the enemy CAI to get her and the Salikai to think that. The rest of the forces may go turncoat on him. Even if it IS the truth, I just want him out of this fight because he's endangering the mission.
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No. 639835 ID: bb78f2

>>639810
No, fuck, the Arkot's choosing to stay on this train, he isn't ahead. Unless another Miklik or another Salikai force is trying to avoid the train hitting one of the arkot's bombs and going out of control and killing everyone inside.
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No. 639981 ID: 86b099
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639981

While I do find it strange that the brakes activated, presumably, without the arkot, most trains also do not come with TV rollers in the crawlspaces for the CAI to communicate into. Therefore, I cannot assume that this is like a traditional train in every respect and does not have a remote control, or timed activation, to the brakes. Either way, there is little room for me to investigate this.

Like at least three trademarked characters I can think of that have been making themselves known to the public neumono this christmas season, I leap off of my platform and use my string of choice to swing from a convenient overhead structure towards my desired location.

The train car, now behind me, suffers an explosion on the tracks again. The arkot did not stay behind after all, as I get a brief visual of him fleeing into car #9. Once again, I am unable to shoot in my current situation.
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No. 639982 ID: 86b099
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639982

While I swing up, my grapple retracts. I can fire it again, but I am not liking my current position.

I am in range to grapple car #9, however, I am not as high up as I would like. If I grapple the car now, I will almost certainly end up being dragged along the ground, rail tracks, cliffside, or all of the above while being reeled in by my grapple to the next car. It can work, but the chance of injury is high.

The car is currently well within range, and I may be able to afford grappling to one more object for more height, at least preventing from being dragged along for a long distance. While this is feasible, I could easily misjudge how much I will slow down and completely miss the train.
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No. 639993 ID: 79940c

Voluntarily keelhauling yourself behind the train is unacceptable. It would be better to be forced to break off pursuit than to seriously injure yourself, leave yourself at the mercy of the Grinch's agents, and unable to reach the next car if they went and disconnected 9 anyways.

Might work if, uh, you had wheels. If you'd grabbed roller skates or a skate board or something from the presents (or if they had something like that in the spy kit) you might be able to be dragged without injury.

Or if you had wings. So you'd get some lift up while being dragged.

Unless you can grab or improves any of that, I think you have to go for the roof.

...at least they're leaving an obvious trail to follow, with all this debris. And, yanno, the train tracks. Be real convenient if your backup could drop a roadblock somewhere up ahead.
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No. 640015 ID: 2e88a5

Being dragged behind a train sound like a horrible idea. Go for the higher point.
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No. 640016 ID: 79940c

If you don't make the train: is there a transponder or tracer in the spy kit? Something you could use a rifle so paint the escaping train with for tracking, in case they have some sneaky way of disappearing?
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No. 640035 ID: d90668

If you injure yourself to much the chase is over anyways so go for the double swing.
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No. 640057 ID: 86b099
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640057

I had considered attempting to search the train first for wheels, either rollerskates or a motorbike. However, the time it would take to open the boxing, take out the item, possibly assembly certain parts of the item, and so forth, is unacceptable.

As is potentially snapping my neck while keelhauling myself. That is something Rokoa would do, not me. I will give an attempt to raise myself higher and shoot.

>Spy kit: Wheels, wings, jetpacks, transponders, trackers
Although it is too small of a pack to contain anything that could move me, or even wheels, it does have a tracker with an attached launcher. I'm able to fire my grapple hook with one hand and the tracker with the other.

The tracker hits the underside mechanics of the train. Hopefully it is well made and can get through whatever jamming the salikai have, somehow.

The grapple, however, misses.
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No. 640058 ID: 86b099
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640058

I should have gone searching for presents when I first thought of the idea. Alison said that they were packing the best presents into the train, so it may just be possible that there's a motorbike in the derailed train car.
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No. 640059 ID: 86b099
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640059

Now is not the time for thinking of has beens, however. It is negative of me to think that all of the presents in the derailed car are destroyed.

With my X-ray, I'm quickly able to sort out a hover bike. I attach it to the grapple hook and reel it up, hoping it's functional.
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No. 640065 ID: 86b099
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640065

It's a lucky break. A model that advertises that there's no assembly needed, that it's ready to go, battery charged and everything.
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No. 640066 ID: 86b099
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640066

Thanks, Santa. I'll be taking this from....

A 7 year old was going to receive this? That isn't a good sign, but the boxing still looks promising. This is not the time to ponder such things, but when I was 7 years old I was lucky to get a remote controlled car.

And I accidentally drove it off a cliff three days later.
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No. 640068 ID: 86b099
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640068

It flares to life. Just as I start getting ready to go, I hear an engine far behind me.
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No. 640069 ID: 86b099
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640069

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No. 640072 ID: 50cce1

>>640069
GUN IT! Also see if you can shoot the bike. That'll slow down the fufa.
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No. 640075 ID: 153bce

We need confirmation that it's Rokoa, yell at her to bleed
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No. 640076 ID: 79940c

>As is potentially snapping my neck while keelhauling myself.
Pff. That's not even fatal for you. Probably. Just very inconvenient.

>A 7 year old was going to receive this?
That's one lucky kid, one rich hive, or a dad buying his own toys on the sly.

...this isn't just the universe making a joke about your size providing you with a children's bike.

>>640069
If you can hear the engine at this distance, and if it is an engine and not a motor, that most likely means it has some kind of fuel (as opposed to running an electric motor via battery). And pretty much every fuel source explodes and/or burns. That bike the fufa is on is your best weapon against it.

If possible, plug your suit into your bike and have Bell auto-pilot along the tracks, while you snipe the bike. AP round, aim for the engine blook or the fuel. (Although you should definitely take over manually when things get hairy).

One drawback for you is that battery powered vehicles tend to have less in the way of raw power. But your bike only has to haul little old you, while that fufa is probably considerably heavier than Rokoa.

Alternate tactic: drop an EMP and take off. Set the timer so the fufa's bike will be in the blast radius when it goes off, and the hover bike will crash. Good chance that'll break it bad enough to strand the fufa. (Feel free to shoot at the same time, as a distraction).
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No. 640078 ID: 79940c

>>640075
No badge, and real-Rokoa would be wearing more gear.

And if she'd fought her way through an enemy base showing that much skin, she'd be at least scratched. It's not her.
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No. 640080 ID: d90668

Honestly I wonder what orders the fufu has involving you. Would be entertaining if its job is to bring you to the Grinch.

But best not to bet on that prospect. Could just have orders to lure you somewhere and kill you. But honestly with how things have gone so far I am guessing it is planning some stupid Christmas themed nonsense.

So gun it and work on stealing some bombs from the train when you get there.
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No. 640230 ID: 86b099
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640230

Rokoa.

Or more likely, the fufa. That is not her normal badge, there is no blood on her, hers or others, and she is still wearing little gear, and no bio armor.

However, there is a slim chance that Rokoa came into the salikai base and got here without so much as a scuff mark, and did not put on bio armor, or took it off. And simply does not have her badge.

"Rokoa, bleed for me!"

Upon yelling that, I realize that if it is the real Rokoa, that probably sounded strange. I fire a normal shot. If it's the real Rokoa, then she probably won't be hindered so long as I miss any joints. I shoot for an ear, but it grazes her head.

That shot confirmed it's the Fufa. I almost feel relief that I did not just shoot Rokoa in the face, but I remember that there is a Fufa coming at me at high speeds.
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No. 640232 ID: 86b099
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640232

I immediately follow the shot with an AP round through the bike.

Its engine stops and it drops right onto the train tracks, but not before I yank the throttle to max to get out of here.
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No. 640233 ID: 86b099
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640233

This present for a seven year old has a connector that I can plug my suit into. Bell begins autopiloting along the tracks, while the fufa hits the ground running at me like a barbarian. My bullet is already gone.

Despite the awkward running motion, if anything, it's moving faster off the bike.

I also hear some thing - or multiple things - farther behind the fufa. I cannot tell what, as it is from around a bend. It sounds like it may be smooth running engines, but even Bell can only give a long list of possibilities.
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No. 640235 ID: fef726

Right, we need to slow her down. Drop a grenade on her. Cook it to get the timing right. Did we pick up any incendiary grenades?
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No. 640237 ID: 86b099
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640237

I take a second to review my inventory while I make sure my grenades are accessible.

Sniper
-19 Normal
-19 Armor Pierce
-20 Explosive
Pistol
- 7
Baton w/ Stunner
Plasma Sword
-90%
4 Frag Grenade
Smoke Grenade
Flashbang
EMP Charge, 3 uses, 20m range
Zip ties
Taser
Rations
Mini-Flamethrower (empty)
CAI NUMBER
General Spy Kit of Small Miscellaneous Objects

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No. 640238 ID: 79940c

Bike didn't blow up. Why can't anything ever explode when you want it to?

>I also hear some thing - or multiple things - farther behind the fufa
Enemies from the severed train cars or the enemy base in pursuit, or possibly your backup in pursuit. No way to know.

>what do
Only tactic to lose it I can think of is to use it's momentum against it. Time an attack with a sharp turn in the track. Blow out the legs with a dropped cooked grenade (concentrated shrapnel won't hurt it, really, but it could rip up formed limbs) and blast it in the face an HE round at the same time. If you blind it right as it loses footing and is trying to take a sharp corner, it should careen off the edge before it reforms its limbs and eyes.

Then you'll have a little breathing room until the thing climbs back up.

Remember you're going to need to take over for Bell when you start overtaking the train. She's good for auto-pilot, but evasive maneuvers versus incoming fire is may be another matter.
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No. 640246 ID: 8403a7

>>640237
If there's anything combustible in the- actually forget it. Just nail it with a few HE rounds. Aim for the legs, try to throw it off balance so it topples off the rails. Priority one is to get it off your trail, not to kill it (as if you could).

Just for kicks, ask it what it will do if it catches you.
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No. 640250 ID: bb78f2

>>640237
If you can get a shot off of your explosive rounds on her, the fufa should lose cells and start to brun.
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No. 640261 ID: d90668

Well keep going full speed down the tracks and wait until you have a sure shot and hit it with a explosive round. Will take a bit to get back to the train and if you space your shots and make each one count you can destroy a lot of its mass on the way there.

Avoid using grenades unless absolutely needed due to the difficulty in timing them right to hit it.

What sort of info do you have on fufu's? Are they considered protected sentients or are all of them mad scientist weapons? Also if it loses enough mass will it start regressing mentally?
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No. 640267 ID: 86b099
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640267

I kill time while I wait to get by a curve up ahead. There are no sharp curves here, as the rail tracks were made for a gigantic train's capability for curves, but any curve is better than none.

"What'll you do if you catch me?"
>"Restrain you and receive backrubs!"

I get the fufa to run over a grenade that I am hoping will make it lose its footing while it turns.

The grenade activates, and I don't wait to see if that alone knocks it off. I fire an HE round into the fufa, and the blast sends it over cliffside. Unfortunately the fufa does not ignite from the explosion.
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No. 640268 ID: 86b099
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640268

The fufa's malformed Rokoa face expands, as I realize it's taking in a great deal of air.
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No. 640269 ID: 86b099
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640269

It expels the air with such force that not just does it manage to propel itself, but it knocks off a stalagtite from the sheer air blow.

The fufa is launched closer to me, but it didn't seem to aim right, and it is going off to the side.
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No. 640270 ID: 86b099
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640270

It leaps off a rock past me ahead on the train tracks, and I hit the brakes.

It's deformed enough that it staggers ahead, but it's slow. Still, it begins running away, towards the lost train ahead. It's fleeing. I look back behind myself as I see what's making that distant noise.
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No. 640271 ID: 86b099
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640271

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No. 640272 ID: 86b099
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640272

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No. 640273 ID: 86b099
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640273

The honorary secret agent.
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No. 640275 ID: 8403a7

>>640273
Tell her she should stop showing off, she may need that flamethrower fuel. But thank her for the timely arrival. Tell the fufa that it should know to surrender or escape now that it cannot complete its mission without being burned to death. Regardless, we have to catch up to the train.
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No. 640276 ID: 79940c

>>640273
"It's about damn time!"

I am going to assume there's no way in hell she bothered with a jammer or stealth at all and that her empathy obviously identifies her.

Pursue the train. If her bike is faster, latch on. Possibly refill your flame thrower since she apparently has fuel to burn (or see if she'd got one of those in your size).
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No. 640279 ID: 0ee153

If her empathy actually does ID her, tell her to stop wasting fuel when there's a fufa to kill.
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No. 640291 ID: d90668

Oh so you yell at Kappi for drinking coffee but smoking is fine?

Stop wasting fuel and get over here.

Lets just hope your "toy" bike can match what she is riding.
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No. 640346 ID: 88960e

Assuming her empathy IDs her, you should turn off your silence to ID yourself, so she knows you're not a CAI bot or anything.
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No. 640397 ID: ea0ad9

>Tell her she should stop showing off
>"It's about damn time!"
Both of these.
> Oh so you yell at Kappi for drinking coffee but smoking is fine?
Smoke doesn't harm Neumono, since their lungs regenerate. The Coffee, however, tends to be hollow energy, leaving the Neumono weaker.
>I am going to assume there's no way in hell she bothered with a jammer
Whether she did or not, she better have brought a jetpack. Because dammit, you need a jetpack.
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No. 640403 ID: 79940c

>>640397
I don't think "doesn't harm" is a fair way to phrase it. It's just the harm is more reversible than in other cases.

Most species just don't have the option of cutting out their lungs and regrowing them when they get diseased and full of tar and cancer.

Rokoa's got a gaping hole of exceptions in her health code for doing violent cool dangerous awesome things, anyways.

>dumb idea
It occurs to me lighting up could actually be a reasonable standard practice countermeasure to fufa infiltration. Anyone holding burning material that close to themselves probably isn't a super combustible fungus monster. And it's something you can check by sight, you don't have to do a bleed-test over and over. And cigarettes are way more common in military squads than x-ray scanners.
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No. 640468 ID: 86b099
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640468

>Empathy ID
I released my silence, and Rokoa feels like herself without any jammer to speak of. The fufa was able to emulate her deceptively well.

"Rokoa, about time! Stop wasting fuel."
"You're gonna see me and the first thing you do is judge?"
"You judged Kappi for drinking caffiene, but now I see you smoking."
"I was chasing the fufa, you know. That thing that might've killed you." Rokoa says, unpinning what looks like a napalm canister. With her teeth.
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No. 640469 ID: 86b099
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640469

"Thanks for slowing it down." she continues, as the fufa does not seem to avoid the canister.
"Do you have a spare jet pack?"
"Damn right, I knew you'd be too uptight to bring one yourself."
"I admit I was wrong about that, this time. There is still no reason to smoke."
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No. 640471 ID: 86b099
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640471

She flicks the cigarette at me.

"Petty." I say after a long pause, having waited for the fufa's screams to die off.
"I gotta check if you're a fufa, too. So what have you been up to?"
"Although I fell off the train, I did put a tracker on it. It looks like it's functional despite their jammer. With any luck, we can catch up. Is any backup coming?"
"Yeah, most people are cleaning up the base, but there's some hoverbikes on the way. Alison's telling me that they have a rough approximation of where the train is, but the wind is blowing too hard for normal air transportation. And I'm going ahead, because the backup is slow as hell."
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No. 640473 ID: a9f180

>>640471
"Going ahead? You mean tagging along."

Start the engine back up, we have to catch up to the train.
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No. 640476 ID: ea0ad9

>I gotta check if you're a fufa, too.
Technically, a Fufa could be wearing an external suit of armor... I'm sure they'd know Polo would be the sort to always wear her armor. Remove a glove and cut yourself, or something.

>>640473
Yess. Anything else can wait until she catches up.
Assuming her vehicle isn't faster, that is, 'cause if it is, you'll be the one tagging along.
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No. 640479 ID: 86b099
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640479

>Technically, a Fufa could be wearing an external suit of armor
Rokoa doesn't apparently think of this, and I don't need to convince myself, so I don't bother taking off a piece to bleed for her.

"Going ahead? You mean tagging along."
"Only if your dinky little bike can keep up."

We exit the tunnel. While my bike has less power, it also has less mass to carry, and our speeds are nearly equal. Visibility is extremely poor, but we do have radio contact. I turn it back on so that Rokoa and I do not get separated. I also get a location on the train, which likely still is under radio silence.

>"It's making a huge curve!" Alison starts talking. "We have parts of the continent mapped out, Polo, and they're almost definitely going through the channel I've marked out. It's not at all a straight line for them, but you can hover over everything and cut them right off."
"So we can derail the train in advance." Rokoa states.
>"Um.... you can, if you really feel like it's the only way, but we'd like to take in the Grinch alive for questioning."
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No. 640480 ID: 79940c

>>640469
Huh. It really could have avoided that. Makes me suspicious. Did it fake getting hit to escape? Sacrifice mass to survive? (Although that would involve sacrificing cells, it would have to be real desperate for that).

>what do
Equip jetpack. Let the bikes do the heavy lifting to get you close- save your fuel and airtime for when you actually get there. Double up with Rokoa if the 7 year old's bike can't keep up. (Rokoa really needs to make a crack about Polo needing to ride on children's toys).

Refill flamethrower if you can.

Right, our objective is to stall the enemy, and/or disable the engine or track ahead of the train so they can be caught. You can play aerial sniper, or if you get the opportunity, try the CAI number again.

Warn Rokoa that if she sees a cyborg arkot, it's actually competent.

>>640476
Polo turned off her silence. We don't need additional anti-fufa demonstrations.
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No. 640482 ID: ea0ad9

>we'd like to take in the Grinch alive for questioning.
I don't suppose our EMP can be detatched for use on a timer? shutting down the systems on the train should result in it stopping, right?
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No. 640485 ID: d90668

Well catch up and play it by ear once you get there.

If you can keep detaching cars as you go through the train you can emp the grinchs car and capture him. Heck spook that arkot enough and he will do it for you.

Just be prepared for more Christmas themed doomsday weaponry.
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No. 640486 ID: 2e88a5

Derailing the train would risk destroying more presents. Let's not ruin Christmas.

Cut the connection between the fist car and the rest of the train. Then make a surprise entrance by breaking through one of the windows.
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No. 640488 ID: 0ee153

Warn Rokoa that if the presents are lost, she will lose your present to her. Backrubs, namely.
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No. 640495 ID: c717e8

Tell Rokoa you've been doing a really good job keeping things nonlethal, like police should, and you'd prefer to stick to that goal as much as possible.

For one thing, going lethal force on someone means you've acknowledged them as a real threat, as an enemy, as an equal. The police do not have enemies: they have a bunch of overgrown children who make messes, for reasons of ignorance, emotion or weakness. A cop's job is to prevent or clean up those messes, and provide discipline.

Also, the Grinch and his goons are a bunch of silly weirdos and it would be embarrassing to need to use lethal force on them.
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No. 640745 ID: 6e1eb1

>>640479
Even if it's likely the Grinch will survive derailing the train we probably shouldn't risk killing the others on board. However, we can still take advantage of access to their rails. DIVERT the train. Or put some huge bulky magnets on the rails so that when the train hits them they lock up its wheels. That'd stop the train, at which point we can take whatever measures we want to secure it.
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No. 641324 ID: dd338c
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641324

"If you destroy presents needlessly, you won't get my present to you."
"What is it?"
"It's a surprise, Rokoa. That's why they're in boxes."

>I don't suppose our EMP can be detached for use on a timer?
It has a timer, but the 3 charges is all one package, I cannot detach each activation. The train, however, does seem low tech enough that I imagine it won't be entirely stopped by an EMP alone. However, it will temporarily deactivate the CAI outlets.

While we travel, I refill my flamethrower addon.

"By the way, if you see a cybernetic arkot, then it's competent."
"I don't believe you."
"Then get shot if you're going to be dumb about it."
"Tough words from the one on the kiddie bike."
"Regardless, I have a plan. I'm going to get on your bike when we approach."

>Separate the first car from the rest
I plug my suit into Rokoa's bike, and have Bell drive it right up to the car 1 and 2 connector area, have Rokoa leap off, and have bell pull back with both bikes.
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No. 641325 ID: dd338c
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641325

Rokoa, with her large plasma sword, can slice through quickly. I have the bike run to the side to give cover fire for Rokoa while the Grinch's forces scramble to get Rokoa out of the picture.

I use several bullets. They did not see us coming, though, and so resistance is slim. I can no longer avoid causing casualties, but they will certainly not hesitate to kill Rokoa if I let them.

>Going lethal force on someone means you've acknowledged them as a real threat, as an enemy, as an equal.
They have proven to be a mass threat to the public, but I do not see them as equal. Even Rokoa, as a cop, is hardly doing police work right now.

I do not see any windows to enter by, but I hear a distant rumble from farther away than I can see. There is a jammer in the train as well, judging by how I cannot sense Rokoa.
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No. 641327 ID: d90668

Am guessing the distant rumble was someone shooting a cavern wall trying to hit you with a landslide shortly.

So be on the look out for that and get in close so you can jump off the bike quickly if need be.
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No. 641330 ID: 78a595

>I can no longer avoid causing casualties
Unfortunately you can only pull so many punches against threats to public safety attacking a fellow officer. If this gambit is successful, you spare everyone on the rear cars, at least.

>>641325
Did Rokoa take the emp? It might have been a good idea to plant it on car 1 and set it off once she's done with the plasma blade cut, so the CAI can't help them pull off anything.

Although if the EMP is gonna mess with the bikes, you'd have to keep them out of range.

If any of those arkots received cybernetic Christmas presents, I can't tell from here.

Which direction is the rumble coming from?
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No. 641331 ID: e114bc

>>641325
Man there are a LOT of arkots coming over that train car. If you can get a smoke grenade onto the first car, it will billow smoke over the second, making it hard for them to see Rokoa to shoot her.
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No. 641334 ID: 0ee153

>>641331
Yeah, good idea. Blind the arkots.
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No. 641335 ID: dd338c
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641335

>"Rokoa, EMP!" I tell to her, tossing her my EMP. She sets it off, as Bell shuts down for a moment. While she activates that, I toss a smoke grenade ahead of the arkots to save myself bullets and blind them.

The train connector is split in half, and Rokoa doesn't waste any time turning around and using her sword on the front door with her usual recklessness. At least if there are any lasers pointed back at her direction, they'll be shut down with the EMP, and I doubt the arkots above the train will get a good shot in by the time she digs a hole.

While she continues, I look ahead in the direction of the rumble. The fog lifts just enough to reveal that it's no landslide. A gigantic christmas tree rising out of the ground beyond the fog is now in view.
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No. 641337 ID: e114bc

>>641335
Okay this is ridiculous. First off, Bell is down so that means the second bike is no longer controlled. Better grab it or something.

Secondly... radio this in. And yell at Rokoa that there's a giant fucking christmas tree up ahead.
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No. 641338 ID: d90668

Just a thought but this whole thing could end up being some televised thing to make you look bad. Or god knows what.

Say the Grinch shows up on camera worldwide and does the whole Grinch giving back the presents thing and then you two run in and he makes it look like you blew up the presents or something?

Honestly at this point we still have no idea what this whole stupid mess is about so just be careful.
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No. 641340 ID: 78a595

Huh. I'm surprised the plasma blade works after an EMP. And that if Bell was in range, that the hover-bikes still work.

I guess it's just advanced computing that shuts down? Your regular electronics must be hardened enough to take it.

>Giant Christmas Tree
It's gotta be a rocket. That's the escape plan.

>what do
Back Rokoa up. Get alongside, or ahead, on the outside of the train. Provide supporting fire through the windows, and/or try to damage the engine with a few well placed AP shots.

Not sure if it's time to rocket pack to the air yet, or if we save that for the tree.
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No. 641342 ID: dd338c
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641342

I take everything about them being a serious threat back.

>Some things still working
Rokoa's bike is on cruise control parallel to the tracks until Bell comes back online to take them again. Plasma swords are simple enough in practice to avoid EMP affecting them.

"Rokoa. There is a giant christmas tree up ahead." I yell.
"How big?"
"Mountainous."
"There's a bigass laser up front that just tried to fire at me, I'm gonna blow it up."

Bell comes back online while I hear various explosions inside the train. I cannot supply cover fire, as there are no windows.

"Alison."
>"Polo! We're detecting huge thermal signatures down below - do you see anything?"
"A giant christmas tree. It might be a rocket"
>"It might be a ro - er, yes, you're probably right! Scanners indicate something that may be a missile silo!"

I see the train tracks heading into an upward ramp inside of the tree itself. I will have to follow Rokoa inside, although there is not much stopping me from using my plasma sword to enter what may be the train's engineering or piloting room. I can also attempt to damage the train engine.
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No. 641344 ID: e114bc

>>641342
I kindof want to just derail the train now that all the presents are detached. At this point that would be an anti-climax though so get to the engine. Toss a frag grenade down the exhaust pipe or something.
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No. 641345 ID: 78a595

Rocket pack- engage.

You're cutting in through the side with your plasma sword. And/or attacking the engine.
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No. 641346 ID: d90668

Well a Christmas tree rocket is a thing I guess.

Well the train is going into it so that makes things easier. If you can shut it down quickly that's great but I think it will be stopping soon on its own. Might want to save some firepower for whatever this rocket ends up being.
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No. 641360 ID: dd338c
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641360

I use my rocket pack while strapped on the bike to speed up, and take aim with an AP round when I'm caught up. Surprisingly, it seems to go through easy, and I hit it a few more times. Smoke starts billowing, and the train slows down. It seems too easy.
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No. 641362 ID: dd338c
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641362

It was. The ceiling bursts open as a sleigh, lead by jet powered robot reindeer.
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No. 641363 ID: dd338c
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641363

>"HAHAHAHA, foolish neumono, you thought it would be so easy? That train is the only way you had available to board my Anti-Christmas Rocketship, and you just blew it to smithereens! I'll come back for your frozen corpses later, fuzzballs, but for now, I'm off to see my grand scheme come to fruition!"
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No. 641364 ID: 0ee153

Shoot him.
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No. 641365 ID: e114bc

>>641363
Pump HE rounds into his reindeer.
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No. 641366 ID: d90668

Yeah just shoot the reindeer.
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No. 641367 ID: 78a595

Take to the skies, Polo. Final boss fight time- with mandatory sudden genre shift from tactical stealth and action to flying shmup.

I think it's time you put Rudolph down, Polo.

Rokoa can jump on her bike and head for the rocket. I'm sure she can break it somehow. She's a snow hiver in her element. I'm sure she can cut down an evergreen. (Snow borrowers. She'll get snow borrowers to knock it over)!
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No. 641369 ID: dd338c
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641369

BOOM

I think I just shot down evil santa.
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No. 641370 ID: dd338c
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641370

"... you're not bad, Polo." Rokoa says.
"Rokoa, I'll clean up the Salikai, I see his parachute. Go after the rocke - are you okay?"
"I am very happy right now, Polo.
"Go after the rocket. What I thought was shrapnel kept on flying up to the rocket. I don't like it."

I wonder if there's any gear on me that Rokoa should have while going ahead.
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No. 641373 ID: 78a595

Give her the CAI number, and a few 'nades. The rocket might need blowing up, and it might have the enemy CAI in it. The escaping Grinch you're chasing won't have usb ports, though. Probably.
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No. 641374 ID: ae49c6

Your visor might be useful but it wouldn't fit her. If she's going into the rocket, which is likely CAI-controlled, maybe she should take the CAI number? Not like the salikai's going to have a port to jam it into, unless you get very upset with him.

Also, remember to call in about medical assistance for all the hapless goons Rokoa maimed, won't you? It's not like any of them had any real say in becoming minions, probably.
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No. 641375 ID: d90668

Give her a high five and the usb stick. Also some explosives. Tell her to bring back the cai module so we can lock that up as well.

Then go track down the Grinch. But be ready for stupid tricks.
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No. 641393 ID: dd338c
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641393

I give Rokoa the CAI number and a few grenades. A high five can be her present after this is over.

I ride up to Vanski as he lands, with my sniper pointed.

"Hands up!" All of them, I don't care if your belly is on the ice! Alison, get us a medical and a recovery team."
>"Yes, yes, standard procedure, Polo. I'm surprised, you could have killed me! You seem to have respect for my intellect, knowing that I would have a backup incase I was taken out of the skies."
"No."
>"... regardless, worm, you are far too late! The plan is set in motion, and I was only wishing to see it in person - and I still can, albiet in less comfortable surroundings. You see, this was all a ruse - the present stealing was a means to an end. After all, it's global christmas time - as we speak, even in the parts of the world where it is the middle of the night, they will celebrate it all at the same time as a connected ultra-hive global event! And right now, they are finding a great deal of disappointment under their christmas trees."
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No. 641394 ID: dd338c
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641394

>"Then my super planetary array of sadness gathering empathy will reach full peak, and power my Sadness Cannon, destroying the minds of all neumono!"
"Powered by only sadness?"
>"Yes, there is no way you could have thought that!"
"It was one of my first thoughts, but even I did not think you would be so stupid to do something like that."
>"Stupid? We will see how stupid you are, when you and your awful partner's minds enter untold depression! Not even jammers will block rays of this intensity!"
"No, Vanski. You made one error."
>"Oh?"
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No. 641395 ID: dd338c
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641395

"It is true that right now, we have not delivered the christmas presents, and few got what they wanted. However, that does not make us sad. We do not get melancholy over such things."
>"Hmph. Let's watch then, Polo, I will bring out my portable television set. Yes, there it is, close by."

I keep my gun on him, but it appears to be a regular TV.
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No. 641396 ID: dd338c
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641396

>"Ah, there is my drone, and I hear the neumono in the streets. Sounds, Polo, sounds of - wait, what is this? They are not sad! This is not the sound of sadness! These sounds, they are..."
"I told you, Vanski. You will never understand neumono. We will not get sad."
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No. 641397 ID: dd338c
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641397

"We will get unreasonably pissed off. I can already see an untold number of simultaneous riots and looters. The amount of legitimately sad neumono will be paltry."
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No. 641398 ID: dd338c
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641398

>"NO! How? I had such low expectations of neumono around the world, but this! They have fallen short of even the shortest bars! Christmas didn't come for them, so they resort to looting! They will take christmas if it means the downfall of society itself! I didn't stop christmas, I simply put the responsibility in their own hands!"
"Give up, Vanski."
>"... well, I suppose it's plan B, then. Alison, fire the nukes for me, won't you?"
>"You got it."
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No. 641399 ID: dd338c
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641399

"Rokoa!"
"On it, good thing you gave me that CAI number. There, there's terminals everywhere in here."
>"Please, you already numbed me with the same number. It's just gonna make me groggy and weak this time, but I can still push the damn nuke button."
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No. 641400 ID: dd338c
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641400

>"Fuck! Oh, come on!"
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No. 641404 ID: dd338c
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641404

smack

>"Stop being mean, Mafia-Me." the allied Alison says. Our CAI will have an easy time subduing the enemy CAI while they're numbed.

With this christmas is... not really saved, but we will launch a report saying that we did find most of the presents in order to appease the masses, and over the course of a couple of months, most of everyone should get their presents.

The next update will serve as the epilogue, so suggestions will be used to tie up loose ends.
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No. 641406 ID: ae49c6

I kinda feel bad for this guy. He must have been pretty driven by something to pull this off, so you should see if you can get him some help. And a christmas present.

A present to enjoy after you've arrested him, and thrown him in the slammer.
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No. 641407 ID: 78a595

>epilogue stuff
Polo needs to go home to her hive for Christmas and that party they were planning.

Pilon needs to somehow come through with that coffee cake he promised (even in an altered mental state).

The baddies need to be shown locked up, working in Christmas chain gangs or something.

Alison forcibly rehabilitating her alternate.

Rokoa's owed a fight with Az. And a present from Polo, after that conversation on the bike.

And last and most importantly. Polo. You owe Ramella a date. You said yes- it's happening.
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No. 641409 ID: 0ee153

Tell Vanski he was a vainglorious moron with poor taste in everything imaginable.

Get those signatures for Rokoa, if she didn't already get them. Then tell her you're taking her for a fight with Az, drinks, and then backrubs after she pulled through.

Date Ramella. See how it goes. Tell her you doubt she expected much of a chance with her arresting officer and to convince you of what to do next. Something like that. A challenge.
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No. 641420 ID: 6d4595

Investigate whatever shenanigans Hok is up to now.
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No. 641427 ID: dbe554

Man that is a really short bar to set that they all would just riot like that.
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No. 641428 ID: 0d8ff4

Everyone needs to get laid.

It's Christmas.
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No. 641434 ID: e114bc

>>641404
Some Belenosian scientist is likely very happy to get his hands on the fufa data. Or maybe there's another advanced fufa still alive in that base...

>>641427
I think it's like empathic peer pressure.
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No. 641467 ID: d90668

Tell Vanski that if he wanted to make everyone sad all at once he should have gone into broadcasting. Then he could have made a popular show about a young Neumono and her pet Toya that go on adventures together. Have it run for 2-3 seasons until it hits peak popularity. Then for the season final have a heart wrenching episode where they get lost in the woods in the middle of winter and the girl has to eat her loving pet to survive. And then minutes later she is saved by her hive so if only she had waited! And then she gets brain parasites.

Anyways tell him he is bad at this and should feel bad.

Make sure you track down that Arkot. He was the only slightly effective person on the Grinch's team.

Also all of your counter intelligence people need retraining. Your security has more holes in it than the Grinch's plan did.

And then go enjoy Christmas with your family.
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No. 641468 ID: 88960e

Wait, we can save Christmas from rioting. Take Bell's visor recoding of the train takedown action, give it to the CAI to edit, and distribute it as a Christmas special. Instead of being pissed off and needing an outlet, people will get to see the people responsible blown up. Instant vindictive celebration.
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No. 641478 ID: ae49c6

Go antagonize the omega waveforce a few more times before becoming their sixth ranger.
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No. 641600 ID: dd338c
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>Appease the forces
That has already been done.

Nonetheless, a ship comes to pick us up, and Vanski behind bars appears in the paper the next day.

>Tell Vanski he was a vainglorious moron with poor taste in everything imaginable.
Many things are said about him and his terrible and terribly poorly executed plan.

>Tell Vanski that if he wanted to make everyone sad all at once he should have gone into broadcasting. Then he could have made a popular show about a young Neumono and her pet Toya that go on adventures together.
Implausible. Vanski especially is the type that must be in control of everything, and being in control of the show means having to know how to pull neumono heartstrings. An impossible task for him.

It still would have been a better plan, because making bad television shows is not against the law, contrary to some opinions on the matter.
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I go home, enjoying the company of my hive on christmas day, or at least what little I can before going back to work.
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By the time I go back to work to wrap things up, no pun intended, Az is already awake. I tell him that I would like to be less of a field agent, and instead begin reworking our security system that currently has more holes than the Grinch's plot.

Az says he'll accept if I can defeat him in a one on one duel, wording it in such a way that I end up able to sic Rokoa on him to get her that fight she wanted.

She wins, with Az quoting something along the lines of 'I meant a clean, fun wrestling match, but shit if she didn't try to murder each bacteria individually in me.'

This act reminds Rokoa that she is a violent brute, and being an agent, even under Az, falls short of personal face to fist time with criminals compared to being a cop in the capital town. Rokoa prefers being around her hive as well, so it's an easy choice to go back to being a regular police officer.
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No. 641603 ID: dd338c
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Rokoa and I are given light duty during cleanup in respect to our previous work, and she reminds me that I owe her a present. I forgot about it, and she insists on enough backrubs that I have to double check that she's not the fufa. The fufa ended up alive after all, and is given the chance to regrow in an ultrahive lab much to the belenosian's delight.

I have also been told that the enemy CAI is under constraints. While normal jurisdiction would sentence a criminal CAI to stasis, Alison believes her worse half can be salvaged, so they are being given a second chance.
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Over time, the presents are returned, and the Voklit assist Pilon in handing out presents to all of those he talked to as santa. This includes a coffee cake for me, and it was one he baked himself. I offered to repay the present, but he insists that he would feel bad accepting any gifts after everything I did for him.
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As for the voklit reservation itself, most of the innocent bystanders end up let out after confirming they are healthy again. Rokoa gets the football team's signature, and I specifically avoid the Omega Wave-Force, as they apparently are taking it especially hard that not just did they get mind controlled, but they were beaten by, I quote, 'a lone ranger with our own weapons.'

At least Rokoa's kids get a signed football for christmas.

>Investigate whatever shenanigans Hok is up to now
Given how hot the trail is on him, I expect that he is going to be laying low for a long time. Nonetheless, Hok, Whiskers and that arkot have not been found.
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>Date Ramella
While she is not hit the hardest with the legal processing, it still lands her in jail. Nonetheless, I did tell her I would see her, and so I do show up on visiting hours. She appears to do her best to make it romantic for some reason, but it is difficult. Candles are contraband, and the guards inspect all of Ramella's food for contraband on top of it. I also have to bring my own food in.

While I am still confused as to why she wanted a dinner date with me, she is incredibly pleased that I actually showed up.

>Everyone needs to get laid
I cannot help but notice that Ramella feels like this would be a nice thing to have happen, but I doubt that I will experiment outside of my hive. Regardless, I have not been called 'adorable' outside of my hive often, and inside of a single visiting period, Ramella got the majority stock hold of those times. She does not remind me of a criminal outside of the obvious jail wear and surroundings, and I would be more receptive to her advances if she works to make up for the bad that she's assisted in.

She asks for more dates. Perhaps normally I would decline, but I have been reminded that I have good reason to loosen up sometimes, so between that and her enthusiasm, I end up making occasional visits for her.

There is a lot to do, and the effects of this christmas are going to last through the next one. In fact, I am unaware if we will even have a second christmas after what happened the first time.

If we do have another christmas, it can only happen again too soon.
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No. 641610 ID: bb78f2

>>641608
No stinger where this ends up revealing that Polo was captured and thrown into a holo-sim?
Whew.
I thought we were screwed back when this whole thing started.
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No. 641618 ID: f4d940

Yaaay!
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No. 641657 ID: 5869f6

>>641608
*victorious music* MISSION COMPLETE!

Well, that was a fun time.
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