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606989 No. 606989 ID: 939c7f

Welcome back, to the strange journey of a strange king.
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No. 606993 ID: 939c7f
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606993

Long ago in a distant land~
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No. 606994 ID: 939c7f
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606994

I... Trixy, The shape shifting mistress of magic...
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No. 606995 ID: 939c7f
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Unleashed an unspeakable evil!!
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No. 606996 ID: 939c7f
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606996

But, a foolish paladin warrior, weilding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me...
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No. 606998 ID: 939c7f
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No. 606999 ID: 939c7f
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Be fore the final blow was struck, he tore open a way to my soul and plunged my name into the blade, where its word is law! Now the blade and I are together again, and I serve my master that is Gatling~
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No. 607000 ID: 939c7f
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607000

Eadoo - Wow! Really?

Trixy - *snort* Aaahahaa! No!! oh my, you really believed that? that's the dumbest story I've ever heard! Hahahaa Wow you're some gullible~

Eadoo - *pout* it's not nice to lie to people...

Trixy - oh relax, it's just a joke.

Eadoo - who are you for real?
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No. 607001 ID: 939c7f
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607001

I am Trixy, the luscious goddess of magic. I was born thousands of years ago from the sea foam, as the severed ballsack of an ancient sky goddess fell to the ocean, during a great fight with her son Titus~

Eadoo - that's a lie.

Trixy - you're right, it is~

Eadoo - why do you lie?

Trixy - It's fun
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No. 607005 ID: 91cfcf

She's Eadoo's future self who went back in time and became the king of magic through shenanigans. Then she got enslaved to the blade. Now stop bickering.
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No. 607010 ID: 939c7f
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607010

Trixy - In truth, I was raised from an egg by a great wizard by the name of Guize. Noticing my white body he saw wild destiny in me and raised me as his own, teaching me the arts of magic. By the age of seven I grew so powerful that the magistrates of the Elysian Academy of Science and Magical Studies, offered me a position as a teacher. How ever I declined their offer and left the E.A.S.M.S. Leaving behind fame, fortune and power in search of Gatling, my one true love~

Eadoo - Now see, I don't believe you.

Trixy - why not?

Eadoo - because you lied to me and laughed at me.

Trixy - Hehee, but this is the truth.

Eadoo - and I'm so gullible that I'd believe you?

Trixy - look, here's how you know I'm telling the truth, I can't lie...

Eadoo - you lied twice!

Trixy - yeah, but I came clean after... when I was young, the magistrate cursed me in such a way that I'm compelled to reveal my lies after telling them.

Eadoo - Now that it a lie!

Trixy - No it's true!

Eadoo - so you're telling me that you left everything behind, because you love Gatling?

Trixy - Yup~ I would live and die for my master Gatling, He's more than anything and everything to me. *giggle* We're fiances now and one day we'll get married~

>Eadoo looks perplexed

Eadoo - How, what? how does that even work?

Trixy - We're not sure yet, but we're working on it~

Eadoo - *Gatling, is this girl for real? where did you pick up this nutcase?*
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No. 607017 ID: 4c5cf2

>Gatling, is this girl for real?
Nope. All lies. Never seen her before in my life.
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No. 607018 ID: d90668

Trixy is a good friend of ours from a past life.

She has gone through a lot and spent many years trapped in a horrible place. She might be a bit abrasive at times but she has a good heart. And she is a powerful mage so a bit of arrogance is allowed.

That being said if she acts up to much let us know and we will "discipline" her for you.

And Trixy you be nice. We are all in the same boat here so keep your teasing friendly. First impressions are important so hold yourself to a high standard until everyone gets to know you.
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No. 607024 ID: 424b9f

While we do have some past history we can not remember it. Its a sad state of affairs.

That being said if she wants our love she needs to work for it. You have to get to know someone before you can fall in love with them.

As for telling the truth feel free to lie if need be but tell only the truth to us and Eadoo please.
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No. 607052 ID: 04f01a

She is the monster we quested to kill, we should tell the elf that she won't be botheringmerchants anymore. Also that we have her precious cargo. If memory serves, we should question why she wants it.
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No. 607056 ID: db83ac

...Okay...seriously...can you just...

You have stuff to do can you start doing stuff that doesn't involve blatant lies and constant distraction?

Practice some skills or something?
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No. 607216 ID: d5f3c4

Be aware, Eadoo, the she has a huge superiority complex, as well as an intensely submissive relationship with us in particular. She's going to be extra snide and rude with you because she's jealous of the attention we give you.

Let her know her place here, we'll back you up if she becomes unruly.
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No. 607400 ID: b8ceae

>>607010
Yea, she's crazy, but THIS story seems to be more or less the truth.
Also, she's much more sane than she was when you first saw her. Progress!
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No. 609764 ID: 939c7f
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609764

>>607018
>>607216
>>607024
>Be aware, Eadoo, the she has a huge superiority complex, as well as an intensely submissive relationship with us in particular. She's going to be extra snide and rude with you because she's jealous of the attention we give you.
>if she acts up to much let us know and we will "discipline" her for you.

Eadoo - *I understand. I'll trust your judgement and leave what ever form of discipline to you, I would be hard pressed to do so myself, but I'll be sure to make you aware if she causes trouble.*

>As for telling the truth feel free to lie if need be but tell only the truth to us and Eadoo please.

Trixy - I'll try, but it's not easy.

>First impressions are important so hold yourself to a high standard

Trixy - I'm sorry, I just do what comes naturally. I mean, how bad could I be? But I regress... I'll try to humble myself.

>>607400
Eadoo - *How crazy was she before?*

>>607052
>we should tell the elf that she won't be botheringmerchants anymore.

>You flag down the young elf and explain the events to her.

Concu - Heh... Well I suppose that's all and good. Feel free to keep the goods those merchants had, do try to sell them in town if you can, our economy is not doing so well and more resources circling inside our walls would do us good... Also... Did you find anything particular among the goods?

>Ean nods and Concu leads him into a inner room. where upon he gives her the idol.

Concu - oh~ a lovely specimen... such clean and sober design~

Ean - You do realize the perils of having that in a town like this right, Why do you want it so much?

Concu - I have my reasons~ But I'd rather keep them to myself, I simply don't trust you enough to share why. what with the perils~

Ean - *grumble* fair enough... when can we see our pay?

Concu - oh, yes. Go see Amanda, she'll pay you.

>A well dressed maiden gathers your reward from a locked chest and pays you.

-Gained 82 silver pieces-

>_ _ _
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No. 609831 ID: de7b6f

>>609764
Before we start another quest we should inspect our loot more closely
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No. 609878 ID: 3b4d17

Also recap who's in the team
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No. 610317 ID: de7b6f

>do try to sell them in town
This is a really good idea because we need the funds for quests and we can talk to the blacksmith about his need for star metal while doing it
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No. 610631 ID: 7a9351

Weren't we supposed to tell the busty orc our exploits after beating trixy so we can recruit her son?
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No. 610651 ID: 939c7f
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610651

>>609831
-ring of bloodied pleasure
-crop of charming
-crown of bee control
-spear of the covetous snake
-2 Gatling blades [1 embedded]
-6 human throwing knives
-3 elven swords
-1 human mace
-1 dwarven warhammer
-1 masterwork human flail
-3 gnollish shields
-2 gnollish spears
-2 longswords
-1 longbow
-1 halberd
-5 bottles of red vine (sealed)
-2 kegs of powder (unknown)
-3, 30 pound rolls of green cotton fabric
-320 pounds of iron (bars)
-200 pounds of copper (rods)
-1 goat’s skull (intact and polished)
-basilisk hide shield
-1 caravan with mule
-30 feet hemp rope
-3 tents
-1 large counldron
-1 map to magical treasure
-3 medicinal wines
-5 remedies
-Wrapped present
-10Gc
-69Sc
-93Cc

>>609878
Eadoo
Gatling
William
Roland
Durendana
Shenzi
Banzai
Ed
Bacon
Liver
Onion
Alanna
Ean
Nisse
Angel
Trixy

>>610631
>you return to the orc woman's home.

Eadoo - Hello again~

Yulfa - Hello rat.

Eadoo - *clears throat* I've come to tell you that we have ridden the evil from the forest, trade roots shall soon be rekindled and there is no longer reason to fear the forest.

Yulfa - That was rather fast.

Eadoo - We don't stand around with our thumbs up our arses when things need doing. We take action! and this was long overdo.

Yulfa - Fair enough. So you killed the creature?

Eadoo - Beat it to a pummel and finished it off with friendship and diplomacy.

>Yulfa looks curiously at Eadoo.

Yulfa - Have you now?

Eadoo - Indeed~! Now, may we accept your sons aid in extracting your husbands vengeance?

Yulfa - I'm not entirely convinced I can trust you. You are clearly kinda and true, but are you strong?

Eadoo - we defeated a monster not twenty minutes ago.

Yulfa - I wasn't there, maybe it was a push over~

Eadoo - *sigh* fine. How can I prove to you that we are reliable?

>Yulfa pulls her dress down and ties it off, slapping her muscles and growling fiercely.

Yulfa - Fight me~

Eadoo - eum...

Yulfa - Fight me! right here right now! test your trusted men against the might of and orcish woman! Unless you're afraid...

>_ _ _
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No. 610748 ID: df2f79

Usualy not my policy to beat up patrons, but if you insist
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No. 610936 ID: 788456

What are the rules? First fall? First blood? First one forced out of the yard? Super Clothing-damage fun?

Perhaps Shenzi? Might be fun for her to wrestle someone close to her own size, even if it isn't very princess-like.
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No. 611059 ID: 6c4016

Ask about the rules.
I think Shenzi might be the best for this.
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No. 611070 ID: b2c9e1

>>611059
Yep. though we should ask what kinda fighting this is...Like, wrestling? just a straight up fight...
>>610936
Like he said
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No. 611091 ID: ea0ad9

>Long ago in a distant land... I, Trixy, The shape shifting mistress of magic... Unleashed an unspeakable evil!! But, a foolish paladin warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me...
Oh my god Trixy I love you for that. That is my favorite fable of all time.
Again with the reading of my mind, Stalker Flynn!
>Perhaps Shenzi? Might be fun for her to wrestle someone close to her own size, even if it isn't very princess-like.
While you aren't a strong fighter yourself, that doesn't mean the group is weak. Can we bring Shenzi in, or will it have to be Eadoo? If she says it has to be you, Eadoo, then, well, go ahead and accept. I'd be quite surprised if you won against a woman of such obvious strength, but I doubt her requirement is that you beat her, and instead that you show just how strong you are.
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No. 612460 ID: 939c7f
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612460

>>611091
>Oh my god Trixy I love you for that. That is my favorite fable of all time.

Trixy - oh, thank you master! I love you too~

>>610936
>>611070
>Super Clothing-damage fun?

Eadoo - *Oh hehee, I wouldn't mind that at all~*

>>611059
>>610748
>Ask about the rules. I think Shenzi might be the best for this.

Shenzi - I'll fight~! Teehee okay misses lets have some fun! oh euh... what are we playing to?

Yulfa - To victory!!

>Yulfa Charges at Shenzi looking to grab her [evade or parry]

>_ _ _
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No. 612475 ID: ea0ad9

She wants to grab you? Give her a tight bear hug right back!
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No. 612479 ID: 6dfdf1

parry...Doesn't seem like it'd work in hand to hand, evade!
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No. 612499 ID: 788456

>>612460
Parry, meet her head-on !
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No. 612504 ID: 6c4016

>>612460
Parry.
Shoulder to her gut and go for the double leg takedown, Shenzi
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No. 612626 ID: b2c9e1

>>612504
I say tackle, You have size on her (probably) so all you have to do is land on her, and it should probably at least do some damage...and if she gets dazed, go for a submission or headlock...if not? leave that up to someone better at fighting heh~
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No. 612815 ID: 939c7f
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612815

>>612475
>>612499
>>612504
>>612626
>Shenzi rears her shoulder up and braces happily.

Shen - Yay! Lets play rough!!

enemy attacks [Ws.40 + Mgrappler.10 - parry.11 = 41]

Below 04 crit success
below 20 crushing hit
Below 41 she hits
above 42 she misses
above 68 immediate counter
above 94 crit fail
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No. 612816 ID: 939c7f

rolled 6 = 6

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No. 612818 ID: 939c7f
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612818

Yulfa tackles Shenzi and lands ontop of her pining her to the ground.

>The orc strikes Shenzi viciously for 93 damage of shenzi's 275 hp dropping her to 182.

>_ _ _
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No. 612819 ID: d90668

You have to get her off of you. If you stay in this position she is free to wail on you.

She is kneeling above you so is not braced that well. If you can shove or push her backwards she should fall off of you.

Also her leg is in easy reach so you could grab that and shove upwards. If you quickly rolled upright afterwards would get you in a better position.
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No. 612899 ID: 6c4016

Maybe you can use your free hand to put a thumb to the eye or something as you use you legs to try and get her off you.
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No. 612912 ID: ea0ad9

Holy crap, she's strong.
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No. 612946 ID: b2c9e1

>>612899
uh, let's try not to do any permanent damage like eye gauging...
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No. 613782 ID: 939c7f
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613782

>>612819
>Also her leg is in easy reach so you could grab that and shove upwards. If you quickly rolled upright afterwards would get you in a better position.

Shenzi pushes her opponent upwards, knocking her off balance and quickly mounts her trying to keep her pinned.

Shen - Yay! Now I'm on top!

Yulfa - Eerg get off me, You bloody dog!

Shen - Hahaha fun!
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No. 613807 ID: 40261f

Push her leg into a submission hold
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No. 613815 ID: d90668

Ok from this position you have your feet under you so I would pick her up just as you have her and then slam her down on the ground with your weight behind it.

Should stun her for a moment and you can smack her around a bit while she is out of it.
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No. 613818 ID: 6c4016

>>613782
Well, you could lift her up and throw her front or back in a fisherman suplex but the you don't really have neck control and bringing her up into a vertical base is dumb so we'll nix that idea.

Or you could flip forward while holding onto the knee into a bridge and pin her, but I don't think pinning is a victory condition.

So I recommend hooking a leg into our opponent ankle (not the leg you're holding, the other one) and use it to help you turn her face down. And then, you can apply an ankle lock, heel hook or any other submission move you like.
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No. 613868 ID: 0ee153

Try not to get a hardon. That'd be awkward in this position.

>>613818
This seems correct.
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No. 614594 ID: a960de

Snap her into a slimjim Ohh yeah!
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No. 614839 ID: c6d510

>>614594
what.
could you please explain?
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No. 615431 ID: 6532f9

>>610651
I guess we should open the wrapped present now, who is it for?
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No. 615650 ID: 939c7f
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615650

>>615431
>who is it for?

Eadoo - it's not addressed to anyone... in fact I don't remember ever having this, where did it come from?

>who will open the gift?

>_ _ _
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No. 615801 ID: 6c4016

>>615650
Eadoo, you are the leader. You open it.
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No. 616342 ID: 939c7f
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>>615801
>Eadoo pulls the ribbon off the of the box, as the bow is undone the box, shifts inside, and becomes heavy. Startled, Eadoo bravely lifts the cover off the box and peers inside... the box's innards emits a blue glow until light shines in, revealing a large golden egg, roughly as big as an ostrige's nestled in a nest of strange herbs. The egg emits a low hum of life energy, barely perceivable through eadoo's tiny palms.
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No. 616343 ID: 939c7f
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>within you also find the aforementioned herb, it's shadow glows a light blue and emits a lovely fragrance. it smells like a first love and fills Eadoo with passion and desire... There's about five hand fulls of the plant... a small card lining the bottom of the box, depicts some sort of large wizard with many goblin like creatures. It reads: season greatings~ S.Nick
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No. 616344 ID: 939c7f
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rolled 9 = 9

>>613868
Shen - *if this keeps going like this, it may become unavoidable...*

>>613807
>>613818
>apply an ankle lock, heel hook or any other submission move you like.

>Shenzy attempts to put her into a submission hold, unsure if she knows how.

-shenzi remembers: Make em Squeal and Man Grappler-

submission hold - str against 1/2con
Str=61 + MeS=10 + Mg=10 - 1/2Con=22 = 59

Below 06 crit success
below 33 crushing hit
Below 59 she submits
above 60 she resists
above 77 she escapes
above 95 crit fail
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No. 616379 ID: f562ed

>>616344
>crushing hit
Shenzi, remember to be a gracious winner. Perhaps you two can wrestle for the fun of it another time?
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No. 616501 ID: 0b04d9

Pull that leg tight and clamp down on her thighs with your thighs. (While totally innocently accidentally letting your dong slide between you...)
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No. 616873 ID: c6d510

>>616343
That's holly you dickbutt.
This is mistletoe: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mistletoe
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No. 616931 ID: 939c7f
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>>616873
You're right, My mistake. I was always led to believe that red mistletoe looks like that. of course it's magical fantasy herbs so it's blue because, reasons... of course if there's need to debate the nature of mistletoe and fantasy magic plants, please keep to the discussion thread.

>>616344
>shenzi pulls tightly, struggle as she may, Yulfa can't escape the princesses mighty grasp and gives in to the pain...

Yulfa - Aahh! I can't! you win, you win! I give up...

>>616379
>Shenzi lets go, trying to not hurt her anymore than necessary, hopping to her feet, Shenzi bounces around happily, trying to remain gracious...

Shenzi - Hehee~Yay! That was fun!!

Yulfa - yeah... you beat me...

Shenzi - You're really really strong Miss! You hit so hard! I nearly passed out~ You're fun!

Yulfa - Well you're stronger...

Shenzi - I'm sure you'll beat me next time though! let's play again sometime! Can we? Can we be friends?

>Yulfa looks a tad confused, but is blown away by her opponents fighting spirit.

Yulfa - Y-yeah! I'll take you on again, And I'll make sure to win next time~!

Shenzi - hehehee!! yay~!

Yulfa - heh... you're princess has a few screws loose mister rat... But she's a keeper, that's for sure. I trust you...

Eadoo - you'll let us recruit your son?

Yulfa - you have my blessings... but on one condition.

Eadoo - *sigh* okay what is it?

Yulfa - I want in to... If my husbands gonna get his bloody vengeance... There's no way I'm gonna sit it out... King Eadoo, you have my Son, and my Axe!

Eadoo - Oh! euh... very good! We have other quests, possibly dangerous ones, before we take on the castle though...

Yulfa - I could use a warm up...

>you have about 2 hours of free time before bacon's appointment with the biochemist. Will you do something in the mean time or simply wait?

>_ _ _
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No. 617050 ID: f562ed

>>616931
Let's meet Pipo since we're right here.

Maybe we can figure out if he's more than just a mad kid that lost his daddy.
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No. 617073 ID: 160d98

Or we could experiment with the plant, I have a good idea what it does, but ask the alchemists if she knows
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No. 617410 ID: 939c7f
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617410

>>617050
>You have Eadoo ask Yulfa where to find her son and she points you to an edge of the forest and says that he's out getting fire wood... Eadoo walks over with Shenzy and greets the boy.

Eadoo - Hello young lad, I am King Eadoo~

Pipo - oh... hey... You're the one who asked for a hireling... You can forget about me, my mother refused and there's no way you'll change her mind.

Eadoo - Yulfa has given me permission to take you along with us.

>The boy's neck snaps around as he looks dumbfounded at Eadoo.

Pipo - R-re-really?! H-how did you convince her?!

Eadoo - We defeated a fire breathing monster and then my friend here beat her in a wrestling match.

Shenzy - Yeah!

Pipo - Wow... You must be strong!

Eadoo - Well some of us are... We all have our skills, what are yours?

Pipo - *sigh* I don't really have any... But I'm devoted as all hell! I dread this town and the folks in it. I don't want to be a farm boy, I'm not gonna die old and bored! If you let me, I'll be a knight, a thief, an adventurer or anything! anything but a peasant...

Eadoo - that's good to hear. Oh, your mom will be coming with us.

Pipo - What?! *sigh* she's gonna be watching over me? ... what a drag...

Eadoo - Not quite. she trusts us with you. I get the feeling that like you, she doesn't care much for the peasant life... plus she wants the same vengeance as you. She said I have her axe on the matter.

Pipo - Wow... she's gonna dig her axe up?

Eadoo - Apparently~ Tell me what's with your vengeance saga?

Pipo - two years ago my pap went into that darn castle and promised to rid us of its evil... but never returned... I'm gonna kill what ever spirit took him from me and finish his job!

Eadoo - Good on you, and we'll help~ Oh listen boy... About your career path under my rule you'll need to be a...

>alchemist
>Bard
>Brawler
>Monk
>Priest
>Prince
>Princess
>Ranger
>Rogue
>Warrior
>Wizard
>other...
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No. 617415 ID: dbe554

We could use a priest.
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No. 617419 ID: 5e00ee

I'm going with ranger or priest.
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No. 617473 ID: f562ed

>>617410
Priest. Particularly, an Exorcist.
we ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.
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No. 617512 ID: 939c7f
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617512

>>617415
>>617419
>>617473
Eadoo - ...under my rule you'll need to be a Priest.

Pipo - a priest? Wow... Well I did say I'd do anything, but do you think I'm qualified?

Eadoo - Yup! I can see it in you, you've got the touch. What deity do you worship?

Pipo - I do not worship anyone. But I can try... What god should I commit to?

>Magnus (God emperor of man kind)
>Silva (Nature spirit of life and hope)
>Natio (Nature spirit of fertility and excess)
>Orcus (Nature spirit of death and justice)
>Armok (Dwarven god of blood)
>Alron (Dwarven god of wealth)
>Idor (Dwarven goddess of festivities)
>Yurra (Gnollish god of the sun)
>Saoul (Gnollish goddess of the moons)
>New worship
>Other
>_ _ _
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No. 617513 ID: c6d84f

Worship Cthulhu our dark lord and destroyer.
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No. 617516 ID: 40e30d

Worship us. We will be the God this kingdom needs
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No. 617518 ID: 7aa8c3

Serve Xom. All things are posible through him.
Or the god of fate
Or Orcus and Silva, because who says they have to be mutually exclusive.
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No. 617520 ID: ea0ad9

Orcus. Our goal is to be just and fair, having the God of Justice on our side will certainly be helpful. As for the death side, well, carrying over the dead to the afterlife is important, too.
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No. 617532 ID: 53688c

Orcus seems like a good choice given our particular MO.
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No. 617539 ID: 22f384

>>617512
Orcus seems most appropriate.
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No. 617580 ID: 15ea37

>>617516
I think this guy has the right idea
have him worship us the great and benevolent gatling as a god.
might get other villager to start worship us too
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No. 617704 ID: 0f3813

>>617518
Seconding Xom
Because Xom
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No. 617706 ID: 29a8fc

We shouldn't choose a diety for him. I mean, you can't just force devotion in a concept he doesn't even belives in. Better to evaluate whats his personality. Apart from that: Orcus, we don't need Godhood.
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No. 617725 ID: b2c9e1

>>617706
There's already a god-king of mankind, so why not become a god-king ourselves?
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No. 617799 ID: 939c7f
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617799

>>617518
>>617520
>>617532
>>617539
>>617706
Eadoo - Orcus shall be your god. Is that okay?

Pipo - Wow... I didn't know you guys rolled that way. You don't seem like the death and destruction type. But hey more power to yah... I know a few humans who should die~

Eadoo - Eum...

Pipo - Okay then, I'll go try to find out as much as possible about our god of absolute judgment. If ever you need me, you know where to find me.

Eadoo - I hope we did the right thing...

>Something short or proceed to the biochemist
>_ _ _
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No. 617933 ID: 0b04d9

something short!
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No. 618113 ID: 41725e

Maybe we should of researched more about that god. But let's go to the chemist.
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No. 618473 ID: ea0ad9

>I hope we did the right thing...
Hey, if all else fails, we at least have an executioner on our side.
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No. 618486 ID: 2ae7d5

He's going to be our battle priest of justice! Like Batman but with god magic!
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No. 618488 ID: dbe554

>>618486

Er Justice? Orcus is more akin to "Sauron" then "Batman".

Welp, at least he'll be really good in martial matters and destruction magics.
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No. 618507 ID: ea0ad9

>destruction magics.
More like destruction prayers.
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No. 618522 ID: 939c7f
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618522

>Bacon walks over to the house where the chemist is waiting to operate. It's a lovely estate, much bigger than most in town and sporting not one but two chimneys, floors and balconies.

Bacon - *Oh my! I've seen this house before. Yeah about two years ago, me and the boys we... broke in and stole all their gems and silver ware... Well this is gonna be awkward, thankfully no one there saw us... I hope...*

>A tall dark skinned elf walks out of the front door and waves to bacon, beckoning him in.

Aiden - Hello, you are Mister Bacon I presume? I am Doctor Aiden Valdore of Silvash, a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Bacon - Also a pleasure for me.

Aiden - Heh... Shall we venture inside? It's quite chilly dressed as I am~

>they enter the home and warm up, upon entering a woman screams at Bacon.

miss Gorister - What is that?! Why are you bringing a mangy mutt in my home?!

Aiden - Relax Madam~ He is a representative to potential friends of mine. He is only here but to observe my process~

Miss Gorister - He smells like a wet hound! I don't want him in.

Aiden - He is a guest in your home~ If his smell is distasteful to you, then draw him a hot bath and offer him perfumes~

>The misses grits her teeth and begrudgingly storms off to another room.

Aiden - Ahh Humans~ *claps his hand against his wrist, exposing his long metal hookhand* shall we begin, or perhaps we should help ourselfs to their tea? As to calm our nerves after being, so scourly vocally abused~

>_ _ _
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No. 618533 ID: 27c0e0

>>618488
>Orcus (Nature spirit of death and justice)
>justice
See, Batman but with more death and midevil weaponry and fireballs.
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No. 618534 ID: eb959a

>>618522
Sorry for putting you in this situation Bacon, have some tea and we'll try to suss out if he can be trusted. Also use tea time to identify escape routes/emergancy exits.
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No. 618584 ID: ea0ad9

Bacon, have you actually not bathed in a while, or is she just flinging slurs about?
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No. 618763 ID: 939c7f
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618763

>>618584
>have you actually not bathed in a while

Bacon - *Well it has been like a month or two. But I clean myself regularly, grooming out my knotted tuffs and scratching off the muddied fur. I'm not quite perfectly clean, but the smell never bothered any of the other gnolls.*

>>618534
>have some tea and we'll try to suss out if he can be trusted. Also use tea time to identify escape routes/emergancy exits.

>Bacon keeps a close eye out for and escape plan, this come easily to him as he's beaten a heated retreat from here once before... The elf prepares some tea, instantly boiling the frigid water, simply by pouring a white dust into it.

Aiden - So... this lord of yours, What are his plans for my skills?

Bacon - Hard to say right now, they sent me here to find out exactly what your skills are and if they'd be useful for our plans.

Aiden - I see... But what is the over arching plan?

Bacon - Well, Eadoo is going to make an empire, were we monsters can live among normals. have a good life and not be... well monsters...

Aiden - A noble goal~ Of course you'll have opposition... Mmnn this tea is fine~ The Warden's family have so much pleasantries~ Being the ones in charge does have their benefits... And I doubt they'll be letting go anytime soon...

Bacon - *gulp* So... what are your skills... as a chemist...

Aiden - I create... Life~ *giggles*

Bacon - You make what?

Aiden - I grow little monsters, in bottles and tubes. They have specific purposes and can be tailor made to do, just, About, anything~

Bacon - *this guy is creeping me out*

Aiden - Some folks think it unethical... Ungodly and Simply wrong... To create life... to play god~ But there's a little girl in the next room over who needs an organ transplanted... Would god simply let her die~? ...Of course he would... But allas... What do you think of this? Would you master disapprove of my methods?

>_ _ _
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No. 618766 ID: 939c7f

well the [spoilers] part was supposed to be [small] and I can't remember my password to delete it. Not sure how that happened. so ignore it...
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No. 618772 ID: af9a60

Sound pretty taboo, but usefull. Not sure about him just yet though, so go see the operation.
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No. 618787 ID: d90668

We have nothing against creating life to suit ones purposes. People have been domesticating animals for centuries. And that process is just slowly taking something wild and turning it into something you can use.

What we are concerned about is the how more than the why. Do not want to end up fighting off a pitchfork wielding mob because who works for us is kidnapping villagers and turning them inside out.

So ask him how he makes his little monsters and ask if you could see his operation if its not to much of a bother.
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No. 618810 ID: 768e0f

>>618763
sounds like what he does is akin to herbalism.. butt the medicine is just squirmier.
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No. 618815 ID: ea0ad9

>I grow little monsters, in bottles and tubes. They have specific purposes and can be tailor made to do, just, About, anything~
Wow, okay, that's actually pretty cool. I thought he mutated living people or something. I gotta say, I like this guy already!
>Some folks think it unethical... Ungodly and Simply wrong... To create life... to play god~
To "Play god?" People have bred dogs to suit specific tasks, and plants to make delicious and nutritious foods. Playing "God" is fine and dandy, just so long as he doesn't play the devil.
>But there's a little girl in the next room over who needs an organ transplanted... Would god simply let her die~?
"The gods watch over, and leave us to our devices." If we have the power to save people, then why shouldn't we?
>What do you think of this? Would you master disapprove of my methods?
We're only the Master's Advisor, but I gotta say, this guy is good in my book. Making golems, tailoring plants, animal husbandry; what's wrong with taking the extra step? There are just two questions I've got now:
1. Are they ever sentient or sapient?
2. Is he willing to take responsibility if his experiments go wrong?
The first one won't have any direct impact, but I do hope he's not forcing the sapient ones into slavery. Willing servants and pets are fine, but not slaves. As for the second one, I'd certainly hope things don't go wrong, but you never know when a spell gets flubbed. I doubt he would directly say no, but if he's got an ego that says he'll never mess up, then we'll just have to look into keeping things that way, should we recruit him.
>so go see the operation.
Eh... Think you can handle it, Bacon? I know Shenzi has... A rather strong phobia in the matter, though whether it was something she experienced as a child, or something we accidentally caused, I don't know.
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No. 618843 ID: 939c7f
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618843

>>618787
>kidnapping villagers and turning them inside out.

Bacon - I have to ask, on behalf of my masters. The creatures you're making... are they made of... people?

Aiden - What? Oh! ahahaa oh heavens no~ Well not quite "people" in a sense... take for example the little devil I made for Suzy over there is made out of a human fetus, her sister's for that matter.

Bacon - A fetus?

aiden - Yeah... Eum... like a baby, still inside the womb... before it's even really alive... it's only this big...

Bacon - ah... I'm sure that's fine...

>ask him how he makes his little monsters and ask if you could see his operation

Bacon - How exactly... in simple terms, do you make your monsters?

Aiden - Well, I take living tissue, optimally in an early growth stage. and I place it in a stasis container, full of chemicals and concoctions that both aid the critter grow up fast, and also heal it's wounds rapidly. Then using very precise and delicate doses I add acids and degenerating compounds to the flesh, healing it instantly thanks to the chemicals it's bathed in. And like a lovely banzai tree, my wives and I groom the little lumpling into a new shape adding or removing needed organs and appendages from all sorts of other critters, so that it's exactly as needed.

Bacon - Heh... Well I'm sure that's fine...

>>618772
>go see the operation.

>The elf leads you into the next room over, where resting in a bed is a young woman, her belly is exposed and marked with black in in dotted lines along her stomach. On a nearby table, in a vat of green fluids, lies a small, pale skinned creature... It's skull is completely exposed and it's limbs are shapeless and gross. You notice on a shelf, three tiny girls dressing up in black, tight, latex like suits, behind a screen cover.

>>618815
>I thought he mutated living people or something.

Bacon - Could you mutate a living person?

Aiden - Why yes I could...

Bacon - You would do that to a person?

Aiden - Only if they were willing, of course. In fact I mutated my three wives, by my own hand.

Bacon - You mutated your wives?!

Aiden - With their permission. Greater yet, by their request! *his air changes from jovial to serious* My beloved lovelies are my heart and passion. I would not dare commit such an act against their will. Not on my life I Wouldn't harm a hair on... *he exhales heavily*

Girl1 - He's at it again...

Girl2 - Sshh~ such a big deal for him...

Girl3 - *Bites her thumb nervously*

Bacon - I'm sorry...

Aiden - No... It's okay... I just get a little heated when that subject comes up... it's been... an issue, in the past...

>The gods watch over, and leave us to our devices.

Bacon - My masters mean to tell you that: "The gods watch over, and leave us to our devices. If we have the power to save people, then why shouldn't we?"

Aiden - Your masters are quite wise... and also able to communicate telepathically?

Bacon - eum... yes...

Aiden - I suspected no less~ They have my regards and greetings.

>1. Are they ever sentient or sapient?
>2. Is he willing to take responsibility if his experiments go wrong?
>I do hope he's not forcing the sapient ones into slavery.

Bacon - My masters would like to know if the creatures you create are ever sentient or sapient.

Aiden - If it need be then yes, if I'm requested to grow an organ, then no. If I'm asked to make a creature to be a pet, then it should have the mind of a dog. If I'm to make a loyal monster soldier, then a humans mind is a better fit...

Bacon - So you sometimes make slaves?

Aiden - I personally do not own any slaves... But what my clients do with their commissions, I cannot tell nor judge. But for what it's worth, I cannot install a servitude function. If I make a creature capable of sentient thought, then it is also capable of free will... For better or for worse...

Bacon - I see... One last question on the matter... if something goes wrong with a creation... You would take responsibility, right?

>He gently strokes his clawed hand, his tender burnt skin glistens as he faces Bacon...

Aiden - If things go wrong... It's my responsibility... And I take care of it... personally... But I don't make mistakes... Not anymore... Anywho~ I suppose you want to know what the operation will be like?

Bacon - Yes, yes of course!

Aiden - Well, my wives over there are suiting up as we speak, and when they're ready, they'll hop into this container, after I've sedated the creature of course. and they'll sever it's liver... then I'll pull it out and open the little girl, removing the old one and popping the new one in. Then, my lovely wives, Rose, violet and Dahlia will drop down into her gut and using wrist mounted dispositives, pour healing compounds into the connection points between her and the organ, and then I'll sew up the wound and patch her up. Simple as that.

Bacon - simple...

>Bacon looks over to the changing screen and notices a small figure poking out.

Dahlia - Hi~

>Bacon seems startled.

Aiden - Would you like to see the process?

Bacon - Well, I don't need to, but if my masters want to, I could be obliged...

>_ _ _
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No. 618848 ID: ea0ad9

>But for what it's worth, I cannot install a servitude function. If I make a creature capable of sentient thought, then it is also capable of free will... For better or for worse...
Ah, good, good. It may be a simple matter of finding the neural coding that is more likely to be loyal... Though that's all very complex stuff, and we could talk on for hours if we get started.
Perhaps, being a shard of metal, organic life is a miraculous wonder~
>If things go wrong... It's my responsibility... And I take care of it... personally... But I don't make mistakes... Not anymore...
A lovely answer. He acknowledges past mistakes, and has learned what not to do from them.
>Well, I don't need to, but if my masters want to, I could be obliged...
As interested as I am, Bacon, I was not asking a rhetorical question. If you have any discomfort about the idea, then it is not necessary. It is merely a topic of interest, not an example of his ethics, which you have already determined to be good.
>You notice on a shelf, three tiny girls dressing up in black, tight, latex like suits, behind a screen cover.
Hum. His wives asked to be made small to assist with the operations, I guess... Not something to ask about just now, of course, that girl will need the new liver as soon as possible.
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No. 618865 ID: dbe554

This is such an interesting process! I mean while it does seem creepy on first glance with your answers having cleared up a few things, this does seem perfectly in order, I would love to see a bit of the process myself, but I wouldn't force Bacon into looking at it if it isn't his desire.

Though I'm curious as to how well he can sculpt a mind that has a full process of free will.
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No. 619007 ID: 939c7f
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>>618865
>I would love to see a bit of the process myself, but I wouldn't force Bacon

Bacon - *Oh no, it's no bother to me. I'm not particularly interested, in fact i'm having a hard time following what it's all about, but I'm not bothered by the sight of blood and guts. I'll stick around so you can observe. Just tell me when you want to leave.*

>The elf opens the lid to the little critter and pours in a clear green liquid, within seconds the monster falls into a deep sleep, from which he wont be waking. Aiden gathers his tiny women, once they're suited up and brings them over to the table.

>>618848
>His wives asked to be made small to assist with the operations, I guess...

Bacon - oh... so you made them tiny, in order to help you work?

Rose - *giggle* of course not silly. Haven't you ever seen a flutterkin?

Bacon - eum... no. Sorry?

Aiden - No worries, most people confuse them with fairies anyways... No, the mutations are physical, Dahlia wanted a few extra tails when she lost hers, Violet has a few more arms than most rose is a bit more scrumptious and there's a few changes inside as well... But lets not go into details about these things. on to busyness...

>Aiden carefully cuts the beast's side open, completely exposing the liver so you can easily see. It's clearly far too big for such a small creature, but just big enough for a human. The three girls swim into the cavity and get to work. Their voices travel heavily through their masks...

Rose - Dahlia, could you hold the hepatic duct up for me, so I can get a clean cut in?

Dahlia - oh, sure... Hhmmn! Here you go...

Violet - Hey, we need the Gallbladder attached right?

Rose - Not specifically, But we may as well keep it attached.

Violet - Okeydokey~ Hello mister Bile duct, Good bye mister bile duct.

Rose - Vi, get to work on the Heptic portal vent down there. And try to make it clean, just cause you have four arms doesn't mean you should work twice as fast.

Violet - Ohmemememe~ Don't worry I'll be careful.

Dahlia - Calm down you two, lets just do our best~
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No. 619018 ID: 6b73fd

I like this guy(and his wives) already, They make surgery much more interesting than just the standard "cut, cut, clamp, cut, suture, burn/suture, bandage"
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No. 619076 ID: ea0ad9

>>619018
With how small the Flutterkin are, it makes sense that they'd be quite involved when it comes to surgery.
>Violet - Hey, we need the Gallbladder attached right?
>Rose - Not specifically, But we may as well keep it attached.
>Violet - Okeydokey~ Hello mister Bile duct, Good bye mister bile duct.
Huh. The bile duct is basically attatched to the gallbladder, so it's interesting that they would keep the Gallbladder but lose the duct. Ah, well, I suppose the ducts are less connected to the liver than the gallbladder itself, so even if the liver failed, the ducts should be good.
...See what I mean? We talk on and on.
>Heptic portal vent
That's... not a term I'm familiar with. The hepatic portal itself carries nutrients up to the liver, but I wonder what this vent is?
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No. 619080 ID: 939c7f

>>619076
I'm no doctor, I just googled: "Liver, detailed illustration" and picked out names of pipes that made sense to me... In truth I've only the foggiest idea of how a liver even works.
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No. 619087 ID: e6e219

Obviously a Heptic portal vent is there to stop magical energies from flowing the wrong way.
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No. 619093 ID: 6b73fd

>>619087
MAGIC LIVER! I wonder Is that how people in this setting use magic?
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No. 619181 ID: 939c7f
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619181

> They pry the organ out and have Aiden pluck it from the pool as they swim out.

>>619018
>I like this guy(and his wives) already

Bacon - My masters say they like you and your wives.

Aiden - That's good to hear.

Violet - I knew they would~ I mean, whats not to like...

Rose - Real humble...

>Aiden carefully opens the girl.

Rose - Yeesh... She's got a bit of blood there.

Violet - She must be resisting the drugs?

Aiden - No matter, she's not bleeding nearly enough to cancel the operation this far in.

Dahlia - Roger that Doc~

Rose - Eum... C-could I sit this one out?

Dahlia - Too much blood?

Violet - Don't sweat it, two is all we need for this~

>Aiden cuts out the old liver and places the new on in, guided by his lovelies... Using her arm mounted utility, Dahlia sprays a mist of healing compounds to seal the ducts and pipes together near seamlessly.

Dahlia - Hey Vi, Could you budge the liver over this way? It's just out of reach.

Violet - Like this?

Dahlia - Bit more...

Violet - You sure?

Dahlia - Yup yup push more...

Violet - It's literally on top of you.

Dahlia - Just push, I'm fine... There... Now help me out.

Violet - *sigh*

>After putting everything in it's place, they're hoisted out. The wound is swabbed with a dose of healing juice and sewn shut.

Aiden - Everything should be fine. another job well done...

>The woman of the house walks in.

Miss Gorister - So she'll be okay?

Aiden - Yes~ She'll wake up in a few hours, probably by night fall. Healthy as a new born baby...

Miss Gorister - Thank you mister Valdor. I don't know what I'd do without her...

>The woman hands Aiden a pouch of coins, he counts them giddily. smiling cheek to cheek.

Aiden - Thank you miss, She'll need a new one in another three years, So I'll keep her charts... It's a real shame it can't be cured...

>He says with a grin.

Miss Gorister - It is... At least it can be treated. Hopefully she can live a long life, with your help.

Aiden - that's the spirit~ I suppose you want me to bring our "smelly" guest far from your lovely home?

Miss Gorister - Could you please?

>Aiden taps bacon on the should and leads him outside.

Aiden - So, do I pass~? Your masters have a full time position for me?

>_ _ _
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No. 619196 ID: ea0ad9

>He says with a grin.
Ah?
>So, do I pass~? Your masters have a full time position for me?
Certainly. Even if you primarily operate as a medic... Well, we'll be having need for a wide variety of jobs, anyways.
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No. 619238 ID: 6b73fd

With flying colors, We look forward to working with you.
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No. 619252 ID: bfa142

Can you grow arms?
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No. 619253 ID: dbe554

100%, You are certainly qualified and worth working with.
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No. 619262 ID: d3be40

You're totally running a long con on this town aren't you.

WELCOME ABOARD!!! Now seriously, fix all your clients with more long-term solutions before you LEAVE. You could die for some reason, our fault or a freak accident or something, and they'd be left without a doctor who can deal with their problems.
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No. 619295 ID: ea0ad9

>Now seriously, fix all your clients with more long-term solutions before you LEAVE.
As long as he's got notes stashed away, that's "Long-term" enough. Honestly, if he is pulling the wool over their eyes and offering shorter term solutions, I'm fine with that. Having a steady source of income is useful, and as long as he isn't letting these people die out, it's all well and good.

These are, however, simply assumptions. It's possible his grin was at being able to do more than anybody else could, or at proving his abilities can be used for good, not just bad.
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No. 619309 ID: df6309

Oh and can you fix broken arms? Or whatever the hell is wrong with Williams arm.
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No. 619340 ID: b9d767

Slightly disturbing, sure. But given that Trixy is proficient in transfigurations, there'd probably be some synergy there. Plus if he ever creates some monstrosity that breaks free from his control, we could just bodyjack it.

Ooooor we could secretly conspire with him to create a monstrous form specifically TO be bodyjacked, like some sort of horrible weaponized demonic meatsleeve.
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No. 619365 ID: b2c9e1

>>619262
Let's not suggest that he is conning people unless we are SURE of it. I mean, Jesus man, Even if he is, have some subtlety!
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No. 619366 ID: ea0ad9

>>619340
I hadn't even thought of that. What I had thought of was the idea of mending a metal shard into a form of flesh, but a bodyjacked body would actually be so much more efficient.
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No. 619918 ID: 939c7f
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>>619238
>>619196
>>619253
>With flying colors, We look forward to working with you.

Bacon - They say, They look forwards to working with you and they you passed with flying colors.

Aiden - Marvelous~ I assume I'll be meeting these masters of yours soon?

Bacon - Kind of... Now that You're one of us, They'll surely communicate with you.

Aiden - Oh good~ I'll be sure to lower veil over my minds eye~

>You suddenly hear a loud telepathic snap followed by a dimming static and a gentle approach to Valdors thoughts.

Aiden - Also I'll need a large room while I'm under Eadoo's thumb.

Bacon - Of course, The pearl is open to us, you'll just have to find a place to your liking's in it.

Aiden - Perfect~ I'll be there as soon as I'm done packing up here.

>Even if you primarily operate as a medic... Well, we'll be having need for a wide variety of jobs

Aiden - Ah~ Hello Fine gentle men... Actually I primarily function in the wide verity, Playing doctor is my less common suit~

>>619252
>Can you grow arms?

Aiden - Extra appendages can be a rather complicated ordeal... If the soul rejects the new limbs it will almost always result in a severe alien hand syndrome. Hmmn... I'd need to know more about the subject... But yes I can fashion a new set of arms if need be.

>>619262
>>619295
>>619365
>You're totally running a long con on this town aren't you.

Aiden - I don't know what you're talking about~ I offer the best practice I can a most affordable price...

>fix all your clients with more long-term solutions
>It's possible his grin was at being able to do more than anybody else could

Aiden - Hehee... There's no better solution for that poor little girl. The problem lies in her bones, I can't make a better cure, I'm pretty sure no one can. I haven't the power nor the resources. But there's no use denying that it's rather convenient for me. That aside, it is a tragedy~

>>619309
>Oh and can you fix broken arms? Or whatever the hell is wrong with Williams arm.

Aiden - I guess I could... But like I said, I'm not a doctor. you might want to see someone else for that. But I'll gladly take a look.

>>619340
>>619366
>we could secretly conspire with him to create a monstrous form specifically TO be bodyjacked

Aiden - If you want a monster made, I'm your man. Given time and resources I could make any kind of creature. Contact me later at the pearl on and we'll design a creature tailor made to your desires~

>But given that Trixy is proficient in transfigurations, there'd probably be some synergy there.

Aiden - A transmuter? Well now you've gotten my attention~ I'd love to meet this "Trixy"~

Trixy - *POOF!* Hahahaa~!
??? - Stop witch! Give him back!


>_ _ _
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No. 619920 ID: dbe554

Well if you want to meet her just turn around.. Hoo boy what has she done to get into trouble this time.
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No. 619928 ID: d90668

I think Trixy is running off with someone or something as we speak.

If the problem is in her bones you need to drill a hole in one of the large bones in her leg and transplant healthy marrow from a donor into her. Sometimes its more complicated but that's the basic procedure.
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No. 619946 ID: ea0ad9

>*POOF!* Hahahaa~!
>Stop witch! Give him back!
...It would seem our Fiance is thataway.
TRIXYYY! You forgot to invite us!
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No. 620278 ID: 939c7f
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>You follow Trixy as she runs away from a guard, holding a small blue tailed lizard.

>>619920
>>619928
>>619946
>TRIXYYY! You forgot to invite us!

Trixy - Master! These guys insulted me!

Guard - Hey! Stop you little rat monster! You turn Stern back this instant!

Trixy - I just wanted to know where I could buy some fresh fruit and these two guards called me names and menaced me!

Guard - Who the devil are you talking to?!

Trixy - None of your busyness!

Guard - You turned Stern into a newt You Witch! turn him back right now or I'll run you through!

Trixy - First of all, He's a blue tailed skink. And second of all, I am not a witch, I am an Archmage, Great and powerful! I am a Counselor of the Elysian Academy of Science and Magical Studies, daughter of lord Guize, the last of the Wivernrats, and Benevolent Goddess of the Eastern Forges of Galaria! ...That last part is a lie...

Guard - I don't care who you are, You're a monster and a blight on my land! You've insulted me and hexed my brother! Now turn him back and disappear or I'll kill you where you stand!

Trixy - Psshh... You'd find that quite difficult... Master, how should I deal with this punk?

>_ _ _
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No. 620280 ID: 0ee153

By apologizing for your actions and transforming his brother back. Disproportionate retribution doesn't solve anything.

In return, he will apologize for the names he and his brother called you before his brother is returned to his old shape.
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No. 620284 ID: d90668

Well first of all what was the insult? And how exactly did they "menace" you?

Also is this guy anyone important or is he just some guard?

Just want to know all the facts before we go smiting random people.

Don't you think that turning people into newts is a bit harsh for what they did? I am all for you defending yourself but we want to make the punishment fit the crime after all. Plus how would you feel if someone turned one of your siblings into something?

Anyways tell this guy that if he stabs you how exactly will that help his brother? Willing to bet he does not know many mages that can de-newt people. So tell him to put away the sword so we can discuss things. If he continues to wave that thing around its going to end badly.
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No. 620303 ID: ea0ad9

>First of all, He's a blue tailed skink.
Aww, such a cutie.
>Master, how should I deal with this punk?
First, you can apologize for turning his brother into a cute little fellow. "Kobolds must have different senses of beauty than humans" and all that. Then, turn his brother back, only, if the clothes were transmuted with him, have them transmute back "Beside" him. This will not only cause him a bit of hesitation in coming after you, but also give you the chance to throw in another apology to catch them off guard. (We'll laugh about this later, but put some sincerity into it) Of course, if his clothes ended up left behind anyways... Well, then you'd have to apologize for being unable to teleport clothing; that's just not within your power (As far as we know *wink*)

Now, if they refuse to relent at all, them give them a monstrous fright. Make yourself to look like the Witch of Chaos and place a "Hex" upon them as punishment for refusing to accept an apology. No mention that it was for the initial insults, since the Witch of Chaos shouldn't be caring all the time about everything a normal person would.
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No. 620319 ID: eb959a

Turn the guy back into a human then give them both a gimp leg each.
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No. 620328 ID: cef479

Sweetie just turn him back, we don't have time to get in fights with civilians.
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No. 620329 ID: 8d99f5

Or better yet, make one tall and skinny and the other one fat, then give them bowler hats. They can be a comedy duo.
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No. 620337 ID: 768e0f

Change that guard back, it was a bit much.
( leave the blue tail though. :3 )

As for the other one.. he's clearly walking the line between soldier and armed thug. Alter his hairstyle a bit so he looks appropriately thuggish. a scraggly beard and hair so long it covers his eyes should be good.
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No. 620378 ID: 89941a

>>620278
What the other one said, turn him back, but leave the tail as a warning.
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No. 620390 ID: 0ee153

Look, guys. We have to help Eadoo become a king. We won't do that by randomly transforming people who might or might not have started it by insulting a subordinate. That's why we should transform him back fully after an apology on both sides.
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No. 620431 ID: ea0ad9

>>620390
That's why I encouraged a tactic that would get them to hesitate, and actually take a moment to think it over. Gives them a chance to apologize.
I do like the blue tail idea though. I'm sure Trixy can keep that on and claim she's short on whichever type of mana it takes to transfigure a person. Encourage them to at least let her have enough time to "recover" a bit more mana, y'know?
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No. 620461 ID: 997b50

Make sure to be sincere with your apology. We'll possess you if you aren't. And you won't like how we'll do it. So suck it up and say sorry like you mean it.
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No. 620484 ID: 939c7f
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>>620284
>what was the insult? And how exactly did they "menace" you?

Trixy - He called me a forest monster, and told me to get back into the forest or he'd skin me and make a pair of boots out of me. I tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen... So I turned him into a skink. It seemed like the proper thing to do~

>is this guy anyone important or is he just some guard?

Trixy - I don't know, He's got some badges and nice boots, but he hardly seems like a captain or what not. At least not by my standards, he's got no gold no armor and he smells like a pig...

>>620280
>>620319
>>620328
>>620337
>>620378
>>620431
>Change that guard back, it was a bit much.

Trixy - Fine...

>Tosses the lizard up and mutters a swift incantation, the spinning lizard pops into a naked man, landing on all fours.

Stern - Aahh! Y-you You turned me into a newt!

Trixy - Blue tailed skink, They're way cooler than newts, You should be grateful!

Guard - Blue tailed my ass! He's still got it, you witch! Turn him back completely!

Trixy - Oh Woof~ Wish I could lads...

Stern - Wh-what do you mean?!

Guard - Why I aughta...

Trixy - Don't worry to much. It'll ware off in time. The spell wasn't permanent anyways, he would of turned back on his own, sooner or later. Besides it looks good on him.

Guard - Ggrr... Stern go get you're clothes back on. And you... fuck off you rat bastard.

Trixy - Pff... Look. I was out of line... I'm really, really sorry... that's not true, I'm not sorry... Oh geeze! I mean I am sorry! No I'm not!

Guard - What are you on about? You turned my brother into a lizard! you'd better be sorry or I'll make you sorry!

Trixy - I'm not sorry at all. I mean eeh... Eeh...

>_ _ _
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No. 620495 ID: b8ceae

>>620484
Tell him that picking a fight with a mage is always a terrible idea, and while you're trying to be gentle with them you're having trouble keeping calm when racist shits insist on being stubbornly aggressive.
Then illusion his sword's blade as a snake and tell him to just walk away and leave you alone.
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No. 620504 ID: fe4bfc

Honestly with how they were acting they should be grateful you did not do worse.

You should have turned them both into lizards and then they could think on there actions for however long it took for the spell to wear off. Maybe come to the realization that you should not go around insulting people at random because some of them just might do something about it.

So good job showing so much restraint Trixy. And no you do not need to say you are sorry unless you feel sorry.
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No. 620510 ID: ea0ad9

>I'm not sorry at all. I mean eeh... Eeh...
Trixy, I didn't want to have to say this, but... I'm sorely disappointed in you. I don't even want you to refer to me directly at the time being.
That oughta help
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No. 620516 ID: 768e0f

>>620484
These are also the people that will have to swear fealty to Eadoo when we banish the demons from the haunted castle.

For now we are still guests in this city, so perhaps we should do something in their favor, as a peace offering?
Can always make them see the error of their ways after we are their undoubted rulers and saviors.

I suggest.. hmm.. blessing them both with a tiny bit of healing/transmutation magic that would ease their soldier-pains. There are very few soldiers, or indeed any working folk that go without at least a little pain in their feet and backs after all. They'll probably be euphoric after, and a little easier to deal with, as you will show them that you have power that can be used for kindness.
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No. 620538 ID: 1ddcca

If she can't apologize, we can posses her and do it for her. And tell him that she'll be punished for what she did, that should calm him down. Plus she deserves a punishment for what she did.
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No. 620540 ID: fe4bfc

>>620538

If they had talked like that to us they would have probably ended up inside out or worse. So why would we punish her for standing up to a bully?
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No. 621164 ID: 939c7f
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>>620540
>>620504

Trixy - thanks master~ I agree...

Guard - who or what the fuck are you talking to! You're just jabbering on into no where!

Trixy - *sigh* if you must know, it's my husband to be.

Guard - Well your husband to be isn't real! You're just crazy.

Trixy - Show respect worm! For my lord Gatling is a god~!

>Trixy's punctuates her phrase so soundly that the air shifts as the guard nearly trips. regaining his footing he waves his sword startled an swearing.

>>620495
Trixy - You'd better stop threatening me Sir. Don't you know not to play rough with Wizards~

Guard - I'm not afraid of you, you little rat fuck!

>Then illusion his sword's blade as a snake

>Trixy mutters lighting fast and waves her hand about quickly, he suddenly looks at his sword and yells loud, dropping the weapon on the ground and jumping away from it.

Guard - Why you! I... I oughta... I'd pummel you if I... Mmnn!!

Trixy - if what~? if you were't powerless compared to me?

Guard - Shut up! I am a noble human and you are Vermin! I have my rights!

Trixy - *Tisk~tisk...* such foolishness~

>>620516
>blessing them both with a tiny bit of healing/transmutation magic

Trixy - look... let's be reasonable. There's no need to fight okay?

>she rubs her hands muttering a spell. light erupts from her palm.

Trixy - This spell will heal you and rejuvenate your spirits. take it as a sign of my masters respect.

Guard - Don't touch me you witch! Don't think I trust your so called good faith! You're not welcome in Kojiro, not now not ever! You and all your Filthy kind can piss off and never come back!, filthy monster... Your god is not welcome in Magnus's lands and he never Will! *pant-pant* You... You better leave, The sooner the better!

>He scampers off, leaving his sword and sheath on the ground.
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No. 621165 ID: 939c7f
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>>620510
>Trixy, I didn't want to have to say this, but... I'm sorely disappointed in you. I don't even want you to refer to me directly at the time being.

Trixy - I... I wh... But I... but he was mean! I... I... I'm...

>Trixy tries to talk to you, but is unable, bound by your order. She starts crying despite having vanquished the guard.

Trixy - I... I.. didn't mean to disappoint y-y... my master... I just... *sniff* I just wanted... I just... *sinff* I don't know! I'm sorry! I'm sorry mister guard! I'm sorry guards brother! I've been bad! I'm a stupid bad girl! *bwaaa!!!*
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No. 621166 ID: dbe554

Because he was really going to trust any sort of 'blessing' or magic after that sort of display, even I certainly wouldn't touch that after such because I'd fear it'd harm me in some manner.
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No. 621171 ID: ea0ad9

>>621165
See, Trixie, THAT is how you apologize in sincerity. Not to the person you are supposed to, but to another, without naming them. Any time you're having trouble saying sorry to somebody, then say sorry to us, without mentioning name, as though we are behind them.
I'm certainly never so upset that I want you to cry though please stop now I'm sad.
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No. 621186 ID: d90668

Aww look what you did you made her cry.

If we had a body we would give you a hug and wipe your tears away.

Listen Trixy never be afraid to stand up for yourself. If someone gives you crap for being a kobold they are a racist asshole and we do not care what they say.

But you need to be careful about flaunting your powers right now. Our forces are small and it would be nice to keep the fact that we have a archmage on our side under wraps. Instead of highly visible magic like you used consider something more subtle. Like putting them to sleep or any number of temporary annoying curses. I bet if they spent the next 3 days uncontrollably itching or something it would get the message across.

That being said if they had actually attacked you feel free to go all out. You are our woman and no one gets to lay a hand on your pretty little head. We will lecture you at length though.
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No. 621198 ID: b8ceae

>>621165
Ok, you can talk to us now.

Some ground rules:
Don't use force, magic, or threats when people are only saying things. You can call them out on being bigots, but don't be the one to proverbially throw the first punch.
If somebody starts to attack you, then use the least amount of force to stop them. Making him think his sword was a snake immediately brought the conflict to an end without anybody getting hurt and a minimum amount of effort.
If somebody picks a fight with you then let us know immediately.
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No. 621271 ID: d5f3c4

Ok, since everyone is being so nice and acting like you aren't a horny masochist, let me be exceptionally blunt.

1. We are not marrying you. You know thanks to our multifaceted nature that you will always get someone playing into your game. Don't assume as a collective we all are.

2. You aren't the center of the universe anymore. You may be powerful, but these event don't revolve around you, and when you throw these little tantrums at people (even people who totally deserve it, and I agree they do), you cause problems we aren't ready to deal with yet. Eadoo isn't even sitting on the throne and we are now amassing noble enemies. We don't have the resources to deal with those kind of enemies yet. This makes a problem for us.

3. You are going to be a problem. I know most of those here didn't really understand what we did to you. We changed you so all the negativity was positivity. You love us with all the hatred in the world. All the pain we caused you before we forgot, we made that into a love letter without half of us even understanding it. You are a powerful entity with no ties to the world except us and an ego the size of the sun. You could kill everyone and ruin everything with a single concerted effort. You will ruin everything, on purpose, with a single concerted effort, eventually.

Trixy, I think when we knew you before, we existed to serve you. We were there to guide you through your story, to it's conclusion.

This is not your story Trixy. This is the tale of someone else. You don't have to let anyone push you around, but even if you never have before, you have to think of the consequences of what you do now.
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No. 621298 ID: eb959a

>>621271
1. That's not really your decision. We are a collective and if the majority wants to marry her then we're marrying her.

2. We already had have Martin going to tell the king about us so two pissed off assholes supremacists aren't going to make things worse.

3. I agree with you here. We ma have don irreparable damage to her very soul and made her loopier then she already was, maybe even to loopy for us but we gotta try help her. Let's just hope It dosen't end up like when we tried to help Shenzi.

Finally I've realized that with tis quest things are not going to be black and white, nor are things going to always turn out in our favor or how we like them so we need to use every failure and moment like this to improve ourselves and our (followers/party members/minions?) and not just yell at them and tell them they're doing wrong. We must try and remain positive for them and us.
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No. 621303 ID: 0ee153

>>621298
1. He does happen to be part of the collective. It's as much his decision as it is yours, but further discussion of this probably goes in the disthread. For what it's worth, I'm against marrying her, too.
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No. 621327 ID: 939c7f
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>>621171
>See, Trixie, THAT is how you apologize in sincerity.

Trixy - I... *sniff* I understand... Th- thank... NNnnn...

>please stop now I'm sad.

>Trixy immediately stops crying, though she's still clearly very sad, she is not physically crying.

>>621198
>>621198
>Ok, you can talk to us now.

Trixy - Th-thank you master... I'm sorry for being bad...

>>621166
Trixy - Didn't think so either, B-but it's the thought th-that counts.

>If we had a body we would give you a hug and wipe your tears away.

>Trixy pulls you back into her soul.

Trixy - you... You can always do it here master... You're always welcome in my soul, come by anytime~ Plus time is relatively slower here, about 20 times slower.

>You can access and exit Trixy's soul at will, when ever you are embedded in her.

>But you need to be careful about flaunting your powers right now.
>Some ground rules:

Trixy - Yes master, I understand master. I'll control myself... That's not true Damn it!... I'll try to control myself... Yup that's true... Damn that hex knows me better than I know myself...

>You are our woman and no one gets to lay a hand on your pretty little head.

>Trixy blushes brightly and melts a little inside, wiggling her tail uncontrollably~ The halls stiffen up and feel realer and clearer, pleasant music plays as the lights get warmer.

>>621271
>We are not marrying you

Trixy - I know... I just... I like to dream...

>You aren't the center of the universe anymore.

Trixy - I... I know that... I just... always feel left out... like I'm alone...

>you cause problems we aren't ready to deal with yet

Trixy - I'm sorry... I don't mean to...

>You are going to be a problem

>Trixy looks heart broken... The shape of the walls bend slightly and the halls look longer, you hear door after door slowly lock, as the music stops.

>>621298
>>621303

>While you bicker, Trixy whimpers gently, obediently unable to cry...

>_ _ _
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No. 621339 ID: d90668

Listen Trixy our very nature makes us unpredictable and prone to changing our minds at a whim. We can't agree on the most simple things sometimes. You will just have to accept that parts of us will adore you while other parts will find you irradiating.

I could give you a long speech about what to do and what not to do but honestly just try your best. Am honestly more worried about everyone in our group getting along than our complicated relationship with you.

Anyways so 20 times slower speed you say? We could get up to all sorts of naughty stuff in here with you and no one would notice.
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No. 621439 ID: ea0ad9

>I just... always feel left out... like I'm alone...
As it just so happens, though you are one to transfigure your own self, our new ally practices the art of transfiguration upon others. He's interested in meeting you, if you would like. I would certainly recommend taking the time to chat with him, once you feel your emotions have calmed down.
*leans in close to Trixie* Of course, if you'd like to help quell these arguing fools, enacting one of the stories of your fictional past would be fun.
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No. 621492 ID: 939c7f
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>>621339
>Listen Trixy our very nature makes us unpredictable and prone to changing our minds at a whim.

Trixy - I know. It's always been that way. Even when we first meet... That's why I'm your fiance and not your wife... It's an even middle... *sigh*

>Am honestly more worried about everyone in our group getting along than our complicated relationship with you.
>Trixy looks worried.

Trixy - wh... do-do you mean you don't care about our relation? or... do you mean... you're not worried, you're confident about it... I guess it's both... knowing you...

>We could get up to all sorts of naughty stuff in here with you and no one would notice.
>Trixy blushes bright red.

Trixy - We could, anytime you want. This is our special place master and your home. Right here in my heart~

>>621439
>He's interested in meeting you, if you would like.

Trixy - oh... sure I'd love to... I just hope I don't mess anything up...

>*leans in close to Trixie* Of course, if you'd like to help quell these arguing fools, enacting one of the stories of your fictional past would be fun.
>Trixy perks up, wiggling her tail. but to room doesn't shape up much.

Trixy - Sure~ what did you have in mind?

>_ _ _
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No. 621498 ID: b8ceae

>>621492
Trixie, getting married before there's a way to permanently attach you to the collective would be the ultimate in futile gestures. Marriage is a binding - a contract to stay together on a permanent basis. But until you're permanently bound to the collective we all know how it will play out: We'll vanish, you'll be alone again, you'll descend into madness, and the cycle will start anew... but worse than before since your abandonment would hurt all the keener.

How about this... The collective forgets, but you do not. So help us with our research. If we can't figure out how to append you in this cycle, then you can continue the work until next we meet and re-teach us all we discover. Then in the next cycle we can start from there instead of starting over.

Is that an acceptable alternative to your prior wish to be consumed?
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No. 621508 ID: d3be40

Kid... you're chasing shadows.

Right now, Eadoo is busy creating a kingdom. You have a chance to act upon that. You need to decide where you are, and what you're going to do. You can't just hold tight and assume everything will be okay. Are you really happy the way things are going?

You're capable of telling the truth. I suggest you tell it to yourself.
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No. 621600 ID: 804eaf

Maybe we should leave you alone for a little while, some of us seem rather upset at you at the mome. Is there anything you could do to calm down or cheer yourself up?
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No. 621614 ID: fe4bfc

Why bother with fiction? You are a powerful mage with a complicated past. Your actual history is interesting enough. Just prove yourself to them with your actions and words.

Once everyone gets to know each other better you can spin some tales.
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No. 621897 ID: e4fbfc

Please smile love, it pains my heart to see you sad. I hope you meet our new friend. He's going to make a Living body for us, maybe you could help desing it?
also, you did say that we were a god to the guard, Is that true?
either way, be a dear and give us a big smile okay? If you're nice and helpful all day long, we'll visit you tonight in bed and show you paradise. but if you misbehave you'll get nothing.
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No. 621997 ID: 939c7f
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>>621498
Gatling - Trixie, getting married before there's a way to permanently attach you to the collective would be the ultimate in futile gestures

Trixy - I know master... I know... you'd lie if you said: till death do us part... I know...

Gatling - We'll vanish, you'll be alone again, you'll descend into madness, and the cycle will start anew... but worse than before since your abandonment would hurt all the keener.

>Trixy pictures the prospect of her fate, worsened yet. She shakes her head trying to free herself from her tormentous imaginations.

Gatling - -How about this... The collective forgets, but you do not. So help us with our research.

Trixy - That would be very difficult Master... Only three months you've been gone and I was almost irrecuperable. There's no telling how long you'll be gone when you depart. And... well... my heart is bound to you... without you, my heart falters and the ether fills the void you leave, with madness... That's my curse... *sigh* When you leave... there'll likely be nothing left of me when you return...

>>621508
Gatling - Right now, Eadoo is busy creating a kingdom. You have a chance to act upon that. You need to decide where you are, and what you're going to do.

Trixy - I could have almost anything I desire, master. I could have been an instructor in the most prestigious school of thought in the world at age six... By now, I could of been high magistrate or director, if I had cared for it... But what I wanted, what I want now and always will, is you master... I Can't explain it... I just know... If it's what you want, I'll help Eadoo build his kingdom. The only thing, in the entire world that I desire, is to make you happy~ my love.

>Trixy's speech perked her up, Her soul cleans up a bit.

>>621600
Gatling - Is there anything you could do to calm down or cheer yourself up?

Trixy - well I like to play a bit of pool or snooker against my shadow... maybe a round of cards... I still have your deck~ Pure artifact, old gen... You could never decide on a color~

>>621897
Gatling - Please smile love, it pains my heart to see you sad.

>Trixy happily smiles, hoping to make you feel better

Gatling - I hope you meet our new friend. He's going to make a Living body for us, maybe you could help desing it?

>Her eyes widen as she realizes what you're emplying.

Trixy - Like... not just the blade? a real body that's yours and no one else? *blush* Oh my! I... I'd love to help! I'll lend all of my power to him, what ever I can do~

Gatling - If you're nice and helpful all day long, we'll visit you tonight in bed and show you paradise.

Trixy - Teehee~ *blush* Yes master, I'll be good master.

>>621614
Gatling - Why bother with fiction? ... Your actual history is interesting enough

Trixy - oh okay~ Would you like to see the day we first met?

>Trixy leads you to a large open room, filled with trees and grass. It's a dark and windy night. The stars are bright and gorgeous, the moon is full and bright. It's strange though, there's no color here and everything is kinda granulated and the sound is slightly muffled and choked... there's an unpleasant blur just above your ankles that you just cant shake, it's almost aggravating, yet nostalgic of a time when this was perfectly normal... You quickly realize that you don't look quite like yourself, you're a strange pale lanky man, with no clear distinctive facial features, and hardly any muscle to speak of on your dry bones, wrapped tightly in your rubber like skin. Yet you look quite well dressed~ You're holding a long, dented sword, it's reminiscent of your blade form, only fully fleshed, perhaps not shattered or broken? you can't exactly recall. Yet, you feel you can not let go. you feel your body possessed by the blade even though you're not impaled by it.

Trixy - Hi master~

>Trixy looks a tad smaller than she used to, with longer ears and bright pink clothing... You shutter at how you know the color of her dress despite not being able to see color at the moment...

Trixy - I'm guessing you don't remember all this very well so I got you the script. here you go~

>You flip through the pages with Trixy, she speaks clearly and openly, knowing her passages by heart... You skip forwards expecting a sex scene shoe horned in, but find it rather tame and even childlike... A few lines catch your eyes... er... sight...

T- Because... because I'm a monster. I'm different and wrong! No one loves me mister... no one... M- Trixy, there's nothing wrong with you, you're unique. *wipes a tear from her cheek* Trixy, you're perfect. T- Per-perfect? M- We're the same you and I. *sigh* In a different time, we formed a whole... *laughs to himself* well not quite but... you wouldn't understand... T- A different time? like in the future? M- That's not exactly right... but I guess it's the simplest way to put it... last time we met, you were holding this blade. T- B-but we never met before? M- told-yah you wouldn't understand~ T- *giggles* you're mysterious mister... I like you

>You run through the lines, Trixy seems to enjoy herself to no end. reliving the first sights of a first love. At the end, as per the script you hug each other on a hillside, staring at the stars and the moon, gently petting her soft furry head and doing literally nothing else for about and hour. you watch the sunrise, and notice Trixy letting a single tear roll down her cheek while smiling happily... your lines read: I have to go now, but we will meet again. and until then, remember to love yourself. to which she reply's: Mister, I will find you. I don't care how long it takes. and when I do I'm going to hug you, and kiss you and I'm never going to let you go. I love you mister. I love you and no one else~.

>_ _ _
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No. 621999 ID: d90668

Well Trixy that's your answer right there. While we are working with Eadoo you will be our magical expert. And your one of your main jobs will be to help us recover our memories and past. If we can figure out what we are maybe we can change both our fates.

But for that to work we need to stay awake long enough. Which means keeping Eadoo on the right path and supporting her the best we can. If her quest fails or ends early we will not have enough time to solve our own problem.
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No. 622025 ID: ea0ad9

>M- We're the same you and I. *sigh* In a different time, we formed a whole... *laughs to himself* well not quite but... you wouldn't understand...
>T- A different time? like in the future?
>M- That's not exactly right... but I guess it's the simplest way to put it... last time we met, you were holding this blade.
Oh! It looks like we eventually learn to hold ourselves together. Trixie, this suggests that our cursed memory isn't permanent.
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No. 622175 ID: 130889

Okay give her a kiss on the nose and see if anyone else needs our help.
what were we supposed to do at this point?
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No. 622315 ID: 939c7f
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>>622025
>this suggests that our cursed memory isn't permanent.

Trixy - I've always wondered what that all meant... I'm older and smarter now.. But I still don't know. But I'm faithful that there is a solution.

>>622175
>>621999
>Okay give her a kiss on the nose and see if anyone else needs our help.

>You kiss her nose, causing her to moan sweetly. you leave her soul to find that only about six minutes have past. Looking around for only an instant, Eadoo walks over to Trixy.

Eadoo - There you are Trixy. Concu is rounding up some people into a secret room of the inn. She has important stuff to discus and asked that I bring important people, so come on.

>Trixy walks over to Eadoo and hugs her tightly, taking her off guard.

Trixy - Thank you Eadoo... thanks... It means a lot to me that you think I'm important.

Eadoo - Well, you are Gatling's lover, and a powerful mage. I'd be lying if I said you went important to the team.

Trixy - Eadoo, I... I'm sorry for lying earlier on. I hope you don't think less of me for it.

Eadoo - N-no! not at all. *what's gotten into her?* Of course, I forgive you. you were just playing right?

Trixy - Yeah... I'm sorry in advance if i lie to you again... I... I have a problem...

Eadoo - Hey, it's okay. I forgive you and Gatling can help you I'm sure. But, lets get going.
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No. 622322 ID: 939c7f
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>Trixy follows Eadoo towards the secret room. Concu, Alanna, Roland, Ean and Banzai are already there.

Concu - Okay, I've brought you here because there's a guard and a priest in the tavern, this room is sound proof. Would you like some tea?

>Concu pours some tea for everyone, looking stressed. Sitting in Alanna's lap she sips at her beverage but spills some because of her shaking hands.

Alanna - Are you okay Concu?

concu - *sigh* ...

>Sitting on Alanna's lap, the little elf turns around and presses her face between Alanna's breasts, shaking her head vigorously and grabbing with both hands.

Alanna - EEEep!!

concu - Aaahh~ much better! Teehee, thanks Alanna~

Alanna - ee...Ehh... You-you're welcome? *Gatling... Since I've been back, Concu has been showering me in compliments and chocolate, I'm starting to enjoy the attention she gives me, But I'm worried. I feel like I shouldn't... plus she's so small. I feel dirty...*

Concu - Now! Onto busyness. There have been some changes in the plans and we'll need to reevaluate. Our Team destined to Ironroot is leaving at night instead of midday to accommodate Angel who is breaking Aedola out of prison tonight. Angel and Aedola need to be in the away team, so factor that into our plans. We now have Pipo, Yulfa, Mister Valdor and his wives as well. Valdor would rather stay in town since he's of better in his lab. Pipo would rather be apart from his mother, and Yulfa would rather be with her son, so there's no easy call there, I'll leave that to you Gatling.

Eadoo - I'm sure they can handle that.

Concu - But before we divide our forces, it's important to understand what tasks we have at hand. I feel we overlooked a few many things this morning. we can storm the castle when ever we want. but simply owning the castle wont make you king here Eadoo.

Eadoo - No?

Concu - Nope. There are five forces here in Kojiro,and if you want to own kojiro, you'll need power over them all... the ancestry is already on your side since our village elder gives you her blessing. The commerce is on your side, since I'm your ally. So you need to win over the people, the church and the law.

Eadoo - Okay, How?

Concu - ah, well that's your problem, you and your Advisers. But here's what I can share: You can gain the peoples trust by helping around, the sidequests should suffice. The church and law wont be as easy. The law enforcers here are corrupt and wont budge, nor will they enjoy higher power. The church wont allow another king then their own and the people here are very religious, so if you want to call yourself king, you'll need to change their religion and their enforcers.

Ean - Hmmn... that is a problem... I say we kick out the law! Knock em down a peg and take their badges, exile or kill them if we must. We'll make our own guards and law!

Roland - I'm not so sure that's wise. But the church is going to be a greater ordeal... We can't leave the right to worship Magnus... their dogmas wont allow Eadoo to rule, it would result in revolt within days... But it wont do to just rip their religion away...

Eadoo - Hhhhhhmmm.... Gatling what do you think we should do?

>_ _ _
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No. 622339 ID: d3be40

If you can infiltrate the church and expose mass heresy, it would result in an exodus of most of the main forces.

As for the police, why not just pay them to keep tabs and spy on gangs rather than arrest criminals? Then your own people take the law into their own hands without fear of being arrested (basically, the police are now a bodyguard agency but won't do ^&*( outside their bases). Change the structure of law enforcement, and you get to keep all those powerful connections the police have been hoarding up...

As for the people, I guess you should open up the boarders and let all the supporters in and all the haters out. This will weaken your kingdom but should decrease the odds of civil war.
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No. 622343 ID: ea0ad9

>Pipo would rather be apart from his mother, and Yulfa would rather be with her son
Pipo wants some time on his own, while Yulfa wants to ensure that he's safe. Send Yulfa with the Away team, while Pipo's here in town, and we'll have a whole town to ensure his safety. That's the best we can offer her right now.
>Roland - I'm not so sure that's wise.
Yes, I agree. We can't just butcher the guard, nor can we exile people for inherited corruption. Corruption is the only way they've been able to keep their power all these years, without it, other sources of corruption would have drove their way in.

Win over the people, and the Guard will have to relent, or else they face a rebellion. Win over the guard, and we can bring up the Court of Orcus. With the Court of Orcus up and running, we'll have half taken control of the religious side of things, and while we won't be able to end the rest of it... We won't need to. The whole point of Justice is to enforce that which is Just, and the whole point of Death is to pave the way for others. The religions don't have to agree with one another, they just have to tolerate each other.
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No. 622359 ID: d90668

Ok the law can probably be dealt with easier if we have all the other factions on our side. Can remove or kill the worst of the corrupt and the rest should follow if we appear to have enough local support.

The church could be tricky. How do people feel about religious freedoms around here? If we dig up enough dirt on the church and the most devout followers of Magnus we could turn public opinion against them and take out the worst of the lot while everyone is distracted with the scandal.

Honestly most non humans around here should not be to much of a problem. Its the more racist humans we need to deal with. And honestly we might just have to kill a bunch of them. We could drive them off but then they would just wander over to the next kingdom and spread tales of how horrible we are.
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No. 622442 ID: 5e00ee

>>622343
I say we sent Pipo on the away team so he can get some adventure and his mom will be able to help us out with the town better then he could

If we win over the people I would be easier to deal with the guards, we can keep those that aren't corrupt or are willing to change and replace the others with people from the town like Yulfa, she's a mother and a worrier, shell make one hell of a guard.

As for the church, what would the people think if we allowed the worship of more than one god?
Don't remove the current church just lessen their power.
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No. 622499 ID: 441476

>>622322
The charm on Concu may be more serious than it seemed. It was an unshaped, accidental sort of magic, powerful and primal.. but.. you can see its effects are being forced. That trembling may be from trying to resist, and it may be taking its toll on her.

Trixy~ you know the importance of honesty and the power of love. Perhaps you can help Alanna untangle Concu's be-spelled heart? Gently, if possible, but completely.
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No. 622503 ID: e6e219

I think she was trembling because she was trying to restrain herself from motor-boating Alanna. After she gave in to her urges it seems to have cleared up.

But yes we should have Trixy look into the charm spell. While the situation is entertaining we should at least try to fix things. Even if fixing things is getting Concu's husband over here and having them wander off for a three way.

As long as we make sure to never take advantage of the state she is in. Accidents happen but how we treat her while she is charmed makes a big difference.
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No. 622522 ID: 939c7f
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>>622339
>>622343
>>622442
>expose mass heresy

Concu - I doubt the church has a mass heresy worth mentioning.

>if we allowed the worship of more than one god?

Concu - Magnus forbids the worship of other gods, so if we leave his church the people cont convert.

>we can bring up the Court of Orcus.

Concu - Orcus, The god of Judgement? I didn't know we were dealing with him... Either way, I'll try to dig up some dirt on the chuch, worst case scenario we frame them right?

>>622339
>>622343
>why not just pay them

Concu - Why would they accept payment? They have all the power in the palms of their hands. money is pointless to them here. If a guard walks into my tavern, he drinks for free, no questions asked.

>Win over the people, and the Guard will have to relent

Concu - No they wont. Last time that happened it was akin to genocide. And the guards are still in power, so yeah...

>we can keep those that aren't corrupt or are willing to change

Concu - I'd call that at about 89percent of the guards. They're all corrupt or racist, if not both. The worst being Sargent mayors, Twice condemned For manslaughter, thrice for rape and countless accounts of theft, a vile racist and a crook, how he got his badge is beyond me.

Eadoo - Oh my!

Concu - yeah, it wasn't always this way... Way back when we had the Crimson roses and the Rising Dawn... But that was before my time... Either way, how ever you decide to deal with them I support you.

>>622499
>>622503
>I think she was trembling because she was trying to restrain herself from motor-boating Alanna

Concu - Eh? No, I'm worried because the shit we're dealing with could get my entire establishment burnt to the ground, we me bound inside it. Playing with Alanna just relaxes me~

>The elf punctuates her statement by Groping Alanna's breasts and smothering her face against them.

Alanna - *blushes and bites lip*

concu - Aaahhh~ so lovely

Alanna - *why does she have to do it in front of everybody?*

>Trixy~ you know the importance of honesty and the power of love. Perhaps you can help Alanna untangle Concu's be-spelled heart?

Trixy - Hhmmn... I'll gladly try, but I'm not making promises, I'm a mage not a sorceress. I know to most, all magic looks the same. But to compare the two would be like a mad man and a genius speaking to one another, they may sound the same, but they are worlds apart. either way, I'll try but crossing fey magic and arcane magic can have volatile reactions if it fails... eehh Whats the worst that could happen?
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No. 622523 ID: 939c7f
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Concu - Either way. Now that we have a base plan to work with, we need to choose who's going where. Remember that they're going to be gone for five days at best and that we don't need to split half and half.

Angel and Aedola need to be in the away team, while Valdor and wives need to be in town.

>_ _ _
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No. 622548 ID: d3be40

Deferran, Trixy, Onion, Liver, and Yulfa will lead the attack on the "police" gang. If anyone wants to join in on ending these fake cops, let them; they might turn the locals into hostages anyway.

Crepe, Roland, William, Bacon, and Banzai will investigate and negotiate with the church. Be prepared to run if necessary.

Everyone else stick together and get the support of the people by doing basic sidequests, errands, and social interaction. Work as a single group and make a good impression.
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No. 622581 ID: d90668

Ok so the police force is to corrupt and powerful and has to go then.

So how about something like this. We find the leader of the guard and with someones help we get our knife thrown or stabbed in him. Best case we have control of there leader. Worst someone notices and we use his body to kill as many people as possible.

Once we have control of the guard captain we have him throw a angry racist fit about the church betraying them. Have him tell his men some story about how the church of Magnus is secretly plotting against them. We march the guards against the church and do our best to have as much friendly fire as possible. Then at some point we turn the captain against his own men and confuse the fuck out of everyone involved.

If we did it right we would end up with a severely weakened church and guard who no longer knew who to trust.

Now this plan would need some discussion but could help us neutralize a bunch of enemies with little threat to our people.
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No. 622686 ID: 939c7f
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>>622548
>>622581

Concu - Okay, I think we misunderstood each other... Those are good ideas, be sure to remember them. But we need to form a team to go to Ironroot, tonight... We are going there to settle a long standing disagreement with their leaders in hopes of forming an alliance, since they are rich in metal and technology. You also wanted to get starmetal from them since you didn't want to use your knife body for the blacksmiths feymood. Angel and Aedola need to leave tonight and Valdor can't leave right now. We will need a good diplomat and bodyguards, as well as what ever you think we might need.

>divide the team<
-Home team will stay in town and deal with the guards and church as well as sidequests-
-Away team will journey to Ironroot and back over the next five days-
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No. 622696 ID: d3be40

>>622686
How about the church investigation team I specified goes to Ironroot? Banzai can stock up on goods here and set up a basic caravan (only take what the team can carry on foot), and then negotiate the details with the merchant leaders in Ironroot. Bacon and William have good diplomacy, but can also fight well. Roland and Crepe will handle combat, but can also handle diplomacy if the situation requires.

Basically, I recommend that all members of the away team have fairly good diplomacy, to prevent accidentally setting off a political powder keg during the negotiations.
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No. 622697 ID: 939c7f

>Forgot to mention<

Concu - William can't leave Eadoo's presence. they need to be together.
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No. 622720 ID: ea0ad9

Ah, right, Ironroot. In that case, flip things around. There's about to be a war here, and I doubt Yulfa wants for her son to be caught in it, so send him on the away mission, along with Shenzi. With Shenzi headed out for Ironroot, we'll need Yulfa helping us take down the police. Having Alanna in with the war may be a risk, but she's going to have to get some experience at some point. Banzai, on the other hand, would help greatly if he were in Ironroot, but having plans for how to handle the replacement of the guard is also vital. Hmm... I say he should go to Ironroot, but any plans he's already got would be well heard.
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No. 622760 ID: eb959a

Away Team:
Pipo, Ean, Eadoo, William, Banzai, Bacon, Onion.
Pipo wants adventure away from his mother, Eadoo is a diplomat and if things go well he can talk to them about becoming king, and Banzai is a merchant.
>Ean would you prefur to be here when we deal with the gaurds?

Home Team:
Alanna, Nissi, Yulfa, Ed, Roland, Shenzi, Liver, Trixy.
Trixy can work on the charm with Alanna, Roland will be of help with both the church and the guard, and I already said why Yulfa should stay.
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No. 622888 ID: 939c7f
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>>622696
>>622720

Concu - Okay so Angel, Aedola, Alanna, Roland, Pipo, Shenzi, Bacon, and Banzai will form the away team and leave tonight. Pack well you'll be gone for a few days. Alanna, come see me before you go I'll pack up some nice things for you.

Alanna - thank you...

Concu - One thing to remember is that as important as the church and guards are, there are some side quests that are time dependent. That girl who was taken by trolls for one and the orks who stole those chickens as well. Another thing, I've gotten word that the strange soldiers are gone, so that mission is no longer available... Either way. It's ultimately up to you to decide what gets done. Oh do keep an eye on Angel, I feel he might need your help when he goes through with his heist.

>The team shuffles out of the secret room and goes about their busyness. You have some time before the heist... Three allies call out to you in rapid succession.

Trixy - *Okay master, I think I have what I need to try at Concu's hex, but I'm not making promises.*

Eadoo - *Eehhh... Oh boy... Gatling? Could maybe help me out here?*

Pipo - *Hello? Mister Gat? I need a little help with Lord Orcus's ritual.*

>who will you help?
>_ _ _
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No. 622892 ID: 2c759a

Eadoo probably needs our help now. The others can wait a moment.
we should also keep an eye out in case those solders show back up.
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No. 622965 ID: ea0ad9

>Three allies call out to you in rapid succession.
@Trixie: Give us a moment... Eadoo sounds like he's in some immediate trouble, and then we can't be leaving Pipo as a Godless Priest. It may take some time, so this may be a good opportunity to speak with Aiden.
@Pipo: We'll pop over to help you as soon as we figure out what's happened to Eadoo.
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No. 623034 ID: 939c7f
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>>622965
>Trixie: Give us a moment...

Trixy - Oh? yeah I can wait. Alanna will be gone in a few hours so if we don't do it tonight we'll have to wait until she's back.

>Pipo: We'll pop over to help you as soon as we figure out what's happened to Eadoo

Pipo - Okay, I'll get everything else set up in the meantime. But I'd like to get this done before I leave.

>>622892
>Eadoo probably needs our help now

>Eadoo is relaxing halfnaked in her room, her clothes thrown about. Her breasts seem plump and swollen.

Eadoo - Nng.. Thanks friend... It's starting to get unbearable... They're so full, it hurts... I'm afraid that if I endure it, they'll vanish... Bolds only have breasts when they lactate. And I've grown to like these, despite them hurting me... I've tried milking myself but I can only get a little bit out... If only my cubs where still here to nestle at them... Could you find someone to help milk me? I'd do it myself but I'm far to shy...

>_ _ _
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No. 623044 ID: ea0ad9

Well, that's... Sensible, actually. I'd feel the same way if I had breasts, for whatever odd reason. But, uh... Only person that comes to mind would be Shenzi, being your adopted daughter and all.

We could also talk to Aiden about throwing in balls of fat there so that you don't have to lactate to have them, but that solution would take some time.
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No. 623046 ID: a9753c

Get Aiden. He's a doctor, and this is a medical issue that you can discuss with him about. He can tell you the long-term benefits and costs of maintaining your current status, or help give you medical options.
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No. 623048 ID: 2c759a

Get aiden first, then shenzi if he cant help
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No. 623062 ID: 8d99f5

>>623046
>>623048
She wants someone to milk her not perform surgery.
Shenzi, Bacon your up.
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No. 623085 ID: 5dae7c

>>623034
(the proportions look weird)

Shenzi would be a good idea, though Trixy probably wouldn’t mind either.
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No. 623089 ID: b8ceae

>>623034
Get a tube of some kind and a circular piece of wood or metal that's about as wide as the tube's inside. Attach the wood or metal to a dowel, soak some cloth, then wrap the cloth around the circular piece until it fits snugly in the tube, but is still movable.

Push the circular piece all the way down so it's near the other end, then put that end over your nipple. Gradually pull the dowel out the other end.
Now you have a breast milk pump.
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No. 623092 ID: ea0ad9

>>623089
Uh, I think with their tech, a gourd cap would serve best. Stitch some sheep entrails, or something similarly tube-like, to a hole at the nipple end of it, but not a very long one. At the end of the short "Tube" you could place a small junction--The appendix portion of the intestines works great for this--with a miniature bellows attached to it, and a waterskin connected to the other bit. Using this, milk could be sucked out of the breasts while the bellows "inhales," and pushed into the skin when it "exhales."

I'm not sure if this applies to Kobolds, but human milk expires quickly, so this is something meant for use in the following day or two! Otherwise, you can simply squeeze it out somewhere, and wash it out to prevent curdling milk inside the skin.

Why are we discussing this, anyways? These are also solutions that could take time to create, while Eadoo needs a solution for now!
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No. 623184 ID: 939c7f
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>>623092
>>623089
>Uh, I think with their tech, a gourd cap would serve best.

Eadoo - that's a... that might work, if you say so... We'll work on that...

>>623044
>>623046
>>623048
>Get Aiden. He's a doctor, and this is a medical issue that you can discuss with him about.

Eadoo - I think surgery might be a bit much... We'll try milking for now, if we can have a sustainable way of doing it, I don't think we need surgery. but It's good that we have that as an option.

>>623062
>She wants someone to milk her not perform surgery. Shenzi, Bacon your up.

Bacon - Mistress needs milking? I'll be right over~ best I bring some bottles...

Shenzi - Oh? I was a bit thirsty~ Teehee I'll be right there, mommy~

>Both head towards Eadoo's room.

Banzai - Hey Gatling. I was thinking I'd look into the lizard affair, Figured I'd be well suited to deal with it, if you don't mind that is.

>Watch Eadoo's milking.
>Assist Trixy's counter spell.
>Help Pipo with his ritual.
>Follow Banzai to the lizard farm. (He'll do it without you, unless you stop him.)
>Other...
>_ _ _
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No. 623193 ID: ea0ad9

>I was thinking I'd look into the lizard affair, Figured I'd be well suited to deal with it, if you don't mind that is.
@Banzai: Go for it. May as well get it out of the way.

Let's go check on Pipo, now.
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No. 623198 ID: 2c759a

Tell banzai to wait a moment. we need to help the other two, then we can go with him.
We should probably help Pipo first.
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No. 623212 ID: a9753c

Pipo might need some help.
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No. 623233 ID: d2006b

As much as I want to watch shenzi and bacon sucking on eadoos fits, and knowing them, having sex and/or getting into hilarious hijinx. The logical and productive side says go with pipo. Bandai give us a minute we might follow you.
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No. 623250 ID: 7aa8c3

Dammit, I'm torn between staying here and watching what will most likely devolve into sexy times and helping summon a god!


Well it seems my love of death outweighs my lust, TO Pipo!

Banzai: Take someone with you and keep us informed, this towns dangerous and the farm thing might be a scam.
Oh and Eadoo I want details later.
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No. 623252 ID: 0b04d9

Watch the inevitable freaky sex. All things wait for sex.
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No. 623287 ID: a20bb1

>>623184
@Banzai: Just let us know if the guy's crazy, or a conman. Perhaps take Onion or Liver with you just in case.
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No. 623331 ID: 939c7f
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>>623193
>>623250
>>623287
>Banzai: Just let us know if the guy's crazy, or a conman. Perhaps take Onion or Liver with you just in case.

Banzai - Okay. I'll grab liver and give him a poke.

>>623193
>>623212
>>623233
>>623250
>Let's go check on Pipo, now.

Pipo - Okay, So I asked our village elder for books on spirit gods, because Eadoo asked me to become a priest. And she was happy to help, she told me that anything in her attic was free game. So I found a holy text dedicated to Orcus, among other books on other gods... And I made a cool priest robe and found this scythe and Shenzi was happy to give me this necklace of skulls... Not sure where she got it... Either way. I read about becoming a priest, and it says there's a blood ritual that I need to perform before I can be initiated. So I drew the sigil from the book in my own blood and left the rest in that bowl. Then I bought Those red candles, it costed me every coin I had, but that's the way it's supposed to be since I'm supposed to take a vow of poverty when I initiate. It literally says that the preparations must cost ALL of my money... So I have almost everything ready. All I need is the solemn blessings from someone with power over death, like a king or a judge. I need five virgin maidens. And Three criminals. They need to be either murderers, cannibals or rapists. They will be sacrificed, but the virgins will live. I'll only have to cut them a little...

>_ _ _
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No. 623332 ID: 2c759a

do we even know any virgins?
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No. 623333 ID: 2c759a

eadoo can help you, he technically is a king right?
we seem to also have a little power over death, but i dont know if that's gonna cut it.
we can probably convince the prison to let us do some of their executions for them.
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No. 623335 ID: b2c9e1

>>623331
That's kinda a lot of work we've yet to do...he should put out the candles and save them for when we actually have everything ready.
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No. 623337 ID: d3be40

>>623331
Okay, "the solemn blessings from someone with power over death", I think Eadoo, Gatling, William, Trixy, or Aiden can do that; Eadoo's a king, Gatling is... "us", William has taken the path of the immortals so he is in defiance of death, Trixy is a shapeshifter whose mind once died only to be resurrected, and Aiden is a biochemist who saves those that are dying of natural causes. Maybe you should get blessings from EVERYONE you know.

"Five virgin maidens": Okay, this is REALLY important: pick specific maidens whose testimony of your murder of criminals will have a positive effect on Eadoo's public relations. You'll want to find people who have been utterly wronged by the criminals, or are sociopathic in nature but willing to work with your team. Do you get a do-over if you accidentally draw blood from a non-virgin non-criminal, or will that cause the ritual to explode?

Criminals: Easiest part of the ritual. Eadoo and company will be doing some sidequests. We can recommend when to capture and when to kill, so three criminals should be easy pickings. If we get the "police" gang, can you overkill during the ritual or is that a sign of depravity?

In all honesty, I don't think this is a good idea. Put out those candles until you have the 3 crooks and... 5 civilians. Yes. Civies.
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No. 623339 ID: d90668

Man religion is complicated.

Well we sort of have power over death but our domain is more power over mind and soul so not sure if we count. Do not think Eadoo counts as a king just yet. We are still at the chief stage until we take the castle and deal with the local factions. We might be able to find a judge that can help. They also might be able to help with the criminals. Although murderers, cannibals and rapists sets the bar a bit high.

As for virgins we will have to look around.

I guess this is what we get for directing you to to the god of murderous vengeance. Although I bet the other ones are just as complicated. And to be fair Orcus is fairly straight forward. Just don't go breaking any oaths around him.

So is there a time limit on this? We can get the gears moving but it could take a bit to acquire everything you need.
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No. 623348 ID: d3be40

Can you... can you just work under Aiden and become a medic? Please?

Because this whole ritual is disturbing.

You're not in poverty; you still have your mother and you work for a king. I don't think this ritual will hold under those circumstances.

Not that this is all a waste. You did a pretty good job of recreating the ritual from the book you read. Maybe you could become a SCHOLAR of Orcus: research different ways on how to kill, instead of doing the killing yourself (Eadoo has an army already). We need people to research intel, advise us on things that are alien to us, give Eadoo counsel when we can't.
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No. 623375 ID: b1fa3c

>>623348
Yeah this blood ritual is really creepy, plush everyones been questioning the worship of orcus since the get go. maybe worship a different god. Trixie said were a god , maybe we could convert the people here to worship us instead of killing the church folks? Or maybe trixie can teach you to mage since your good with sigils?
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No. 623386 ID: a20bb1

>>623331
Pipo, its not proper to start cooking without all of the ingredients.

One of the most important of those would be your will. This is not what you truly wish to be, is it?

Tell us, in full honesty, what you seek from facing the forces in that castle.
Revenge? Justice? Closure? Perhaps you want to prove yourself worthy by overcoming what your father could not? Or even to simply keep others from sharing in this tragedy? Perhaps a burning hatred for the faceless force that took him away?

Once you can say, with full certainty, WHY, then the means will be revealed.
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No. 623539 ID: 939c7f
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>>623335
Pipo - yeah good point... *puts out candles*

>>623339
>I guess this is what we get for directing you to to the god of murderous vengeance. Although I bet the other ones are just as complicated.

Pipo - Yeah, I read a bit about the others, it seems that virgins are the money of the gods...

>>623386
>Tell us, in full honesty, what you seek from facing the forces in that castle...

Pipo - What I seek?! I seek! ... Of course I...
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No. 623540 ID: 939c7f
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Pipo - I... I seek...
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No. 623541 ID: 939c7f
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Pipo - Hmmn... Nnn...
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No. 623542 ID: 939c7f
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623542

>Blows bangs away...
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No. 623543 ID: 939c7f
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Pipo - I!
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No. 623544 ID: 939c7f
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Pipo - Hhmmnn... nnnmm...
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No. 623545 ID: 939c7f
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Pipo - I don't know what I seek... I've always just been an angry kid, I've never really thought about it... I just wanted vengeance... something to throw my rage at... Now that its actually gonna happen... I... I'm not sure I know my place in all of it... I guess I want to make my dad proud... *sigh* What would he do? ... *sigh* ... One thing's for sure, I wont live of a life of peasantry. I stand by what I said to Eadoo... And I think Eadoo was right, asking me to follow the life of religion... I... I don't know how to explain it... But these books, or rather the pages, the words... the values within them... I feel... power coming from them... From me... From within... It resonates with me... it Feels... Mighty... *sigh* I must sound crazy... But I think this might be my destiny... But I do not believe that Orcus is my path... The way of blood and death, about the end of all life... I'm not sure I can agree with it's notions. Maybe a different god is for me? A god of balance, of justice that isn't blind or wrathful... A god who knows right from wrong, but still a god of action... Heh... If only a god like that existed...
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No. 623546 ID: d3be40

Pro Tip: Religion is more of a guide than a ruler, and guides can be anywhere between corrupt or helpful. Don't rely on the gods to justify your actions, your choices come from you.
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No. 623547 ID: d90668

Well pretty sure we used to be a good of balance. Or at least a part of one. Our memories are mostly missing but we do have some power over good and evil and can manipulate souls.

So you can try worshiping us a bit. No idea if it would work but could be worth a try. Sometimes just having enough faith in a idea is enough to power divine magic.

Anyways we will help you with whatever path you choose. For now save the candles and the rest of the stuff for later.
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No. 623549 ID: d3be40

The church of Orcus might teach you how to wield an executioner's scythe in the name of justice, but in the end it is YOU that holds the scythe and it is YOU who chooses either to spare or execute based on what YOU choose to believe is justice.

>>623547
NO.

All we can do is make suggestions. Gatling is simply a powerful avatar that responds to those suggestions.
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No. 623560 ID: 34fb4e

>>623545
Of course.
Yurra.
A sun-god of Justice. I doubt his initiation will require you to do anything that would traumatize a virgin.. plus, some of our Gnoll companions have interest, if not actual knowledge about Him. So.. if you can prove yourself to Yurra and our companions, you'll have the start of your own congregation, too!

Hopefully none of us actually fall into Yurra's smite-now list.
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No. 623581 ID: d3be40

Or maybe you could just become a scholar. You said it yourself, something in those books seems to unlock your hidden potential.
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No. 623591 ID: ea0ad9

>>623560
Ooh, yes, Yurra's a good one. Shenzi won't know anything about Yurra just yet, given the fact she was "Ascended," but Banzai seemed to know a lot. Unfortunately, Banzai's out checking out the Lizard guy, to see if he's legit, and Liver's out with him. Onion might know a bit, and Ed's a seer, but good luck getting any info out of him, he's... Not exactly mute, but he may as well be. Intelligent beyond all reason, but unable to use his words. I guess it's worth a shot, though, maybe he'll figure a way to help you out.
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No. 623592 ID: 3b8512

What do you think pipo?
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No. 623814 ID: 939c7f
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>>623546
>Pro Tip: Religion is more of a guide than a ruler, and guides can be anywhere between corrupt or helpful.

Pipo - well this guide is telling me to do some pretty messed up stuff... And I doubt Orcus would lend me his power if I didn't follow his orders...

>>623547
>you can try worshiping us

Pipo - I could try, but I'd need to know your rituals. Can you share them with me?

>>623549
>NO. All we can do is make suggestions.

Pipo - Ah? I guess you're conflicted, I'll try when you agree on it.

>>623560
>>623591
>Of course. Yurra. A sun-god of Justice. I doubt his initiation will require you to do anything that would traumatize a virgin.

Pipo - Yurra? I've never heard of him, I'll have to ask around, but a sun god can't be that evil right?

>Banzai seemed to know a lot.

Pipo - Okay I'll flag down Banzai and see if he can help me.

>Ed's a seer, but good luck getting any info out of him, he's... Not exactly mute, but he may as well be. Intelligent beyond all reason, but unable to use his words.

Pipo - Okay I'll try him, Maybe I can get more than just insane laughter out of him?

>Pipo packs up and cleans up, leaving the scythe and robes behind.

>Peek on Eadoo
>Check up on Banzai
>Help Trixy
>Other

You have enough time for two small actions or one large one before the heist

>_ _ _
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No. 623822 ID: a9753c

How about we discuss what Banzai will purchase for the caravan?
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No. 623863 ID: ea0ad9

I think we should help out Trixy now. We did, after all, ask her to help out Alanna and Concu. I rather trust Banzai not to leap into anything he knows to be a con--as well as to actually RECOGNIZE a con. Sure, he's driven by greed and will instinctively jump at the chance to make money, but if he does, it would surely mean he trusts it to be a good source of money, yeah?
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No. 623866 ID: eb959a

We need to find a use for those robes and skull necklace, those things are badass!

To Banzai! I want to see this conman for myself.
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No. 623869 ID: 768408

Go check on banzai
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No. 623873 ID: 0b04d9

Check up on Eadoo, then Banzai
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No. 623875 ID: 2eac65

Let's go to Trixy, since we owe Concu our help.
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No. 623903 ID: 939c7f
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>>623822
>>623866
>>623869
>You check up on Banzai, who's speaking to Kurt. a tall, bulky, pale skinned man, who speaks as if he had one too many tongues in his mouth.

Kurt - I found the lizards in a caravan, I saved them from the owlbear.

Banzai - That's very brave and noble of you.

Kurt - They loves me~

Banzai - I'm sure they do. Say, Mister Kurt, As your investor I feel the need to ask... Where did you get that bump on your head?

Kurt - Me momma booped me when I bit her tit too hard...

Banzai - I see... Well... Shall we see these lizards?

Kurt - Okay

>The man stumbles downstairs and brings back a small cage containing two dark red lizards and an egg. He reaches in and grabs one of the two, it hisses and bites his hand flaring up its frills.

Kurt - Hehee, it loves me, he gives me kisses and wags his tail like a dog~

>The lizard hisses louder as his throat and belly turn bright red like hot iron. Banzai looks worried...

Banzai - Eum... Mister Kurt... Do you know what kinda of lizard that is?

Kurt - It's a happy lizard~

Banzai - Eum... not quite... that's a Kairylian hot foot salamander...

Kurt - His name is Mander~ and his wife is Sally~

Banzai - Are you aware of how big they get?

Kurt - No?

Banzai - Well... I don't think you are equipped to deal with them then, because they grow to be as big as horses and breathe fire.

Kurt - Cool!

Banzai - Mister kurt, your idea of a wooden pen with plenty of bugs wont cut it, I simply don't believe you have what is needed for me to invest into your busyness.

Kurt - ooh... That's a shame...

Banzai - But! I will speak to my friends and I think they would be very happy to hear what we learned today. Perhaps I could buy Sally and Mander off of you? At the very least to keep you from burning your house down... Say... 2 gold pieces each and 10 silver for the egg? That is market price for a breading pair.

Kurt - Wow! Yeah I'll sell!

Banzai - Very good, permit me to speak to my friends first. *Gatling, I've got a hook... Did you hear all of that?*

>_ _ _
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No. 623915 ID: 768408

We must have the fire dragons!
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No. 623930 ID: ea0ad9

>>623915
Not quite dragons, more like Drakes. Grounded, non-flying Drakes.
Heheh, lovely~
Honestly, Gatling, asking us if buying a reptile that breaths fire is a pointless question, the answer is going to be a clear, resounding, yes.

Off topic, we spoke with Pipo, and he says he wants a fairer "God of Justice," and we suggested Yurra. He was surprisingly willing to chance talking to Ed about it, but in case that doesn't go well, you may need to help him out on that.
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No. 623939 ID: a9753c

Raising a small army of fire-spitting giant lizards might be extremely useful against invaders, especially if you place the right traps.

Sounds like a good idea. We have allies who can handle and train lizards. The two adults will be breeders for now, but train up the baby lizards to become full-fledged guard pets.

Alright, let's stay with Banzai until the heist and see what other deals he can find.
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No. 624006 ID: bfa142

Buybuybuybuybuybuybuybuy
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No. 624032 ID: c3dbb5

>>623903
As far as trades go this is downright heroic Banzai.

How long do we have to get these lovelies a fireproof lair, and how smart can they become?
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No. 624061 ID: 939c7f
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>>623915
>>624006
Banzai - Okay, mister Kurt, I will buy them for the aforementioned price and I will pay 4 copper pieces for the cage.

Kurt - thanks you sir!

Banzai - Pleasure doing busyness with you~

>>624032
>As far as trades go this is downright heroic Banzai.

Banzai - *It's probably more money then this poor sots even seen, I could of payed him far less if i wanted, but I'd have nightmares for weeks, I just can't abuse of the dumb, it's not in me. Don't worry, this is on me, I'll pay for these investments and claim ownership over the ranch, and you'll have a hotfoot ranch at your disposal, fair as fair.*

>How long do we have to get these lovelies a fireproof lair, and how smart can they become?

Banzai - Hard to tell, I don't know how old these little fellows are, they're babies clearly... They had them where I studied in trade, the royal soldiers rode around on them... From what I understand of them, they grow up fast and breed slowly, Maybe 3 or 4 months they'll have a growth spurt and boom they'll get real big. I think hey grow the fire tongues last and they can climb on walls, to my memory... and the're a bit smarter than horses, they can be trained for war or hunting and some even know tricks.

>>623939
>see what other deals he can find.

Banzai - I doubt I'll be finding any deals at this hour.

>>623930
>Off topic, we spoke with Pipo, and he says he wants a fairer "God of Justice," and we suggested Yurra.

Banzai - Oh? Good! That's a good choice on his behalf, Orcus is... less savory than Yurra... I can tell him a fair deal about it.. But I'm not quite versed in the priesthood of Yurra. I'd be a better guide if he was to be a son of Yurra... eer... Paladin if you will.

>He was surprisingly willing to chance talking to Ed about it

Banzai - Well Ed does know the rituals, he would be the best choice if Pipo wants to be a priest. But he's hard to talk to... Not to say impossible! At times he can convey his words very clearly. Thought... not thought speech... he... how to say... When he clears through the madness and gives you one of those stares... you know exactly what he's trying to say...

you have enough time for a single short action.

>Peep on Eadoo
>Plan your body with Aiden
>Watch Pipo talk to Banzai
>Oversee Angels plans
>Hang out with Trixy
>Other...

>_ _ _
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No. 624089 ID: 40a119

>Plan your body with Aiden
he's ready? let's go! bring trixie along
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No. 624116 ID: 0b04d9

Check to see how our King is doing.
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No. 624122 ID: 8d99f5

Again I find myself torn this time between Eadoo, Angel and Trixy.
Aiden can wait.




FUCKIT Eadoo.
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No. 624140 ID: 676d70

YES, MAKE PIPO A PALADIN. Banzai can probably handle talking to pipo on his own. Let's go with aiden.
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No. 624144 ID: a9753c

Talk to Aiden, bring the knife so that he can fine-tune the interaction between spirit and body. Aiden can focus on optimizing the body so that it can be possessed both with knife and the multi-possession skill.
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No. 624723 ID: 939c7f
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Aiden - Oh You want to talk about your new body right now? Okay I can chat, But I am rather undressed at the moment and my clothes, although impressive, are a hassle to put on... I don't mind though, Oh bring your little love.

>Trixy come over to Aiden's room. There are already a number of bottles and pumps scattered around the room. A large vat bubbling with green liquids sit against a wall. Slung to the ceiling is a large flat plank, housing tiny beds, shelves, dressers and knickknacks.

Aiden - Ah, come in~ have a seat make yourself comfortable... something to drink... wine?

Trixy - Sh-sure...

Aiden - So... Mister Gatling needs a real body. I'm told you can "posses" people your knife is implanted into yes? And that you want a body to be more permanently embedded in...

Trixy - that's the plan...

Aiden - Miss Trixy, you seem stressed...

Trixy - I just... Really want to make a good first impression...

Aiden - And that's stressing you?

Trixy - Well... every fiber in my body wants to yell my name and tell you how fantastic I am... But... I'm being very reserved, instead... Master Gatling wants me to be less... self obsessed...

Aiden - Hahaa~ Well thank you for being so honest with me. Please, I implore you, show yourself to me, Release yourself~

>She smiles awkwardly for a moment and jitters slightly, confused and exited, before jumping onto her chair, turning her lower half into a snakes belly and erupting her palms with bright blue flames and yelling!

Trixy - [b]Behold, It is I! TTTTRRRIXY! The great and powerful Archmage! Master of all elements and Paramour of the great decider! Bask in my presence, I the mighty paragon of magic and body!!

>Breathing heavily, exhausted from the sudden vocal explosion, she seems very pleased with herself. All the while Aiden observes in amazement as her body twists back into her normal petite self.

Aiden - Very impressive Miss Trixy... May I... Make a bad first impression of myself as well?

Trixy - I don't see why not~

Aiden - I would love to dissect you alive~

Trixy - That can be arranged~

Aiden - Another time, but thank you, Your body is marvelous in ways I cannot explain~ For now we are making a body... no Gatling will need to tell me what he wants in a body, but you... You are important as well. He is your love, yes?

Trixy - Yes... Gatling is everything to me.

Aiden - then I must know everything that is needed in a lovers body.

>Trixy smirks and raises her hands about two feet apart... but quickly blushes and puts her hands down... Realizing what she was asked and thinks... deeply...

Trixy - He... I... I need a body I can hold... someone that I can wrap my arms around, and that can hug me back... someone to keep me warm at night. some one I can feel... and know exists... Someone I can kiss, with eyes I can loose myself in... I need someone... who's as real as my love...

Aiden - And a two foot long cock~

Trixy - Well... it really doesn't need to be that long... I can take that much but really it's... it's up to him.
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No. 624749 ID: 2c759a

so we're probably gonna want a humanoid biped, that is very able bodied. fast, strong, acrobatic, the best quality we can get. Let's keep the dick to a more modest length, dont want it getting in the way.
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No. 624765 ID: 939c7f
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Aiden - Thank you Trixy... I will factor those into his new body.

Trixy - Thank you.

Aiden - Now now... Gatling, what would you like in your new body? I can make it just about how ever you want, but I'll need to know both its design and its powers.

-Default: Small soft skinned creature, Either biped or quadruped, capable of mundane sight, speech, scent and hearing, is Carnivorous or Herbivore. requires sleep and food. Either male of female. No special features.-

Aiden - Adding on features will require additional time and resources. I can afford most simple pieces but some more expensive ones will cost you. The default body should take about a week to produce.

>Additions<

-medium sized-
Creature is as big as a human. -Cost: double creation time-

-Large sized-
Creature is as big as grizzly bear. -Cost: triple creation time, additional resources for larger spawning vat-

-huge sized-
Not currently available.

-mindless-
Creature is unconscious with Gatling's possession. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-sentient-
Creature is capable of though and decision without Gatling's possession. -Cost: 1 days time, requires sentient embryo-

-additional limbs-
Creature possesses an additional arm. -Cost: 2 days time each-
Creature possesses two additional legs. -Cost: 3 days time each-

-Snakes body-
Creatures body is that of a snaked belly. -Cost: 1 days time-

-thin fur-
Creature's body is sheathed in fur. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-Thick fur-
Creature's body is sheathed in thick insulating fur. -Cost: 1 days time-

-Thin scales-
Creature's body is sheathed in thin scales. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-Thick scales-
Creature's body is sheathed in armored scales. -Cost: 2 days time-

-Armored hide-
Creatures body is sheathed in an armored hide like a rhinoceros. -Cost: 2 days time-

-Tail-
Creature possesses an aesthetic tail. -Cost: 2 hours time-
Creature possesses a fluffy tail for great balance. -Cost: 1 days time-
Creature possesses a prehensile Tail. -Cost: 1 days time-
Creature possesses a detachable store of fat. -Cost: 1 days time-

-Horns-
Creature possesses small aesthetic horns. -Cost: 2 hours time-
Creature possesses large horns for goring. -Cost: 1 days time-
Creature possesses large horns for ramming. -Cost: 1 days time-

-Wings-
Creature possesses small aesthetic wings. -Cost: 2 hours time-
Creature possesses large wings capable of manipulations. -Cost: 1 days time-
Creature possesses large wings meant for flight. -Cost: 3 days time, requires hollowed bones-

-nimble-
Creature is agile and quick. -Cost: 6 hours time-

-girthy-
creature is large and sturdy. -Cost: 6 hours time-

-strong-
creature is abnormally strong -Cost: 12 hours time-

-very strong-
creature is remarkably strong -Cost: 1 days time, requires strong-

-really quite strong-
creature is impressively strong -Cost: 2 days time, requires very strong-

-No, you don't get how strong it is.-
creature is impossibly strong -Cost: 4 days time, requires really quite strong-

-do you even lift bro?!-
creature is unnecessarily strong -Cost: 8 days time, requires No, you don't get how strong it is.-

-quick-
creature is faster than it looks -Cost: 12 hours time-

-very quick-
creature is much faster than it looks -Cost: 1 days time, requires quick-

-impressively quick-
creature is remarkably fast. -Cost: 2 days time, requires very quick-

-lighting fast-
creature is unmatched in speed. -cost: 4 days time, requires impressively quick-

-gotta go fast-
Creature is blur to the naked eye.-cost: 8 days time, requires lighting fast-

-Omnivore-
Creature can eat nearly anything with little consequence. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-photosynthesis-
Creature can sustain it's self on water and light alone. -Cost: 2 days time, 1 gold for mandragora root-

-hermaphrodite-
Creature is both male and female. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-Asexual-
Creature is nor male nor female. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-Tentacles-
Creature possesses prehensile tentacles. -Cost: 12 hours time each-

-Oviparous-
Female creature lays eggs as opposed to live young. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-Aquatic-
Creature breathes underwater and is free of movement underwater but is water dependent. -Cost: 6 hours time-

-Amphibious-
Creature breathes underwater and is free of movement underwater. -Cost: 1 days time, 1 gold for mermaid gills-

-Night sighted-
Creature can see in the dark but is partially blinded in light. -Cost: 2 hours time-

-adaptive sight-
Creature can see in the dark. -Cost: 1 days time-

-Warm weather inclined-
Creature suffers less from hot climates. -Cost: 1 days time-

-Cold weather inclined-
Creature suffers less from cold climates. -Cost: 1 days time-

-Hollow bones-
Creature is lighter and more fragile to accommodate flight. -Cost: 6 hours time-

-Thick bones-
Creatures is more solid and heavier. -Cost: 12 hours time-

-Gatling bones-
Creatures bones are laced in Gatling's starmetal. -Cost: 1 days time, consumes 1 Gatling blade-

-claws-
Creature possesses rending claws for combat. -Cost: 12 hours time-
Creature possesses hooked claws for climbing. -Cost: 12 hours time-
Creature possesses retractable claws combat. -Cost: 1 days time-
Creature possesses retractable claws for climbing. -Cost: 1 days time-
Creature possesses retractable blades *snikt* -Cost: 1.5 days time, 3 silver for mechanics design-

-rapid recovery-
creature can heal at accelerated speeds. -Cost: 1 days time-

-regrowth-
creature can heal in seconds and regrow limbs. -Cost: 3 days time, 1 gold for trolls blood-

-Catnap-
Creature needs only a fraction of its normal sleep. -Cost: 12 hours time-

-Sleepless-
Creature needs not sleep. -Cost: 2 days time, 3 silver for elfs blood-

-acid spit-
Creature can spit volatile acid as a projectile. -Cost: 2 days time-

-acid blood-
Creature's blood is corrosive to others. -Cost: 2 days time-

-fire breath-
creature can spit hot fire. -Cost: 3 days time- or -1 day and salamander egg-

-heat vision-
Creature can cause objects to erupt in flames by sight alone. -Cost: 5 days time, 2 gold for beholders eye-

-electric pulse-
Creature can emit electricity through its skin. -Cost: 3 days time-

-suction prints-
Creature can stick to walls and ceilings by means of sticky paws. -Cost: 2 days time- or -1 days time and salamander egg-

-prehensile tongue-
creatures tongue is long and prehensile. -Cost: 1 days time-

-catapult tongue-
Creature can fire it's tongue like a frog. -Cost: 1 days time-

-silver tongue-
Creatures tongue is capable of any sound. -Cost: 1 days time-

-altering skin-
creatures skin can change color at will. -Cost: 2 days time, 5 silver for camaleon skin-

-Amorphous-
Creatures exact body structure is imprecise. -Cost: 2 days time-

-fire resistant-
creature is resistant to fire. -Cost: 2 days time-

-ice resistant-
creature is resistant to cold. -Cost: 2 days time-

-conductor-
creature is resistant to eleritcity. -Cost: 2 days time-

-basically inclined-
creature is resistant to acid. -Cost: 2 days time-

-Magicaly tolerant-
Creature is resistant to magic. -Cost: 2 days time-

-magic defuser-
Creature emits an anti-magic field. -Cost: 4 days time, 2 gold for canopic extracts-

-strong liver-
creature is resistant to poisons and diseases. -Cost: 1 days time-

-mutation corrective-
Creature is resistant to radiation. -Cost: 4 days time-

-Other-
Variant ability. -Cost: rarity dependent time-

Aiden - Please select among these upgrades for your new body. I'll get to work on them as soon as possible. I would also like a Drawing of your desired body so I know what what it is supposed to look like...

>_ _ _
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No. 624766 ID: d3be40

>>624723
What.

>>624760
Medium sized, male, carnivorous. Let's keep Gatling's appearance in sync with his spiritual avatar.

Mindless
Gatling's body may need to be stored away if we need him somewhere else. Multi-possession should handle most of the multi-tasking but there are likely times when his body is the least important possession target.

Variable Metabolism
We want him to go into stasis whenever he's unconscious. It may be necessary for Gatling to leave his body for an extended time and I don't want to waste all this expensive genetic augmentation because of one 48-hour fight.

Nimble
Gatling has proven himself reactive to different situations. You know, because he's a knife.

Lightning Fast
We can move Gatling around and have him possess enemy targets with his knife, thereby dealing with strong enemies by dominating them.

Photosynthesis
OH YEAH. This should help us store Gatling's body in the event of a cave-in.

Adaptive Sight
I think this will be useful for possession-stabbing enemies in the dark.

Regrowth
Worth every penny, especially with a nimble frame. Regenerative health don't get better than this.

NOT Sleepless
Gatling doesn't need sleep, he's a knife! He can just possess someone who isn't tired.

Mutation Corrective?
I dunno about this one. Anti-radiation isn't vital, but how many sources of radiation are on this planet?

So basically, Gatling has the power to possess people with his knife. Therefore, we want you to build a body that is nimble and fast, worthy of using a starmetal blade, and able to stealth-stab or throw a knife in almost any situation. Other than that, we want this body to be capable of self-sustaining in the event of an extended coma. Anything else is probably secondary.
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No. 624771 ID: 2c759a

I say we go with something resembling a humanoid biped dragon.
medium sized
mindless
Thick scale
Creature possesses a prehensile Tail
Creature possesses large horns for goring
Creature possesses large wings capable of manipulations
Nimble
Strong
very strong
really quite strong
quick
very quick
impressively quick
Omnivore
Amphibious
adaptive sight
Creature possesses retractable claws combat.
Regrowth
Catnap
fire breath
prehensile tongue
silver tongue
fire resistant
Magicaly tolerant
strong liver
These would all be great but might take to long, so im thinking these can be taken off if we want to save time.
really quite strong
impressively quick
Amphibious
prehensile tongue
silver tongue
Magicaly tolerant
strong liver
Creature possesses a prehensile Tail

If i did my math right, with all the options i laid out it should take just under 54 days.
Minus the ones i relisted, it should be just under 32 days.
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No. 624775 ID: 2c759a

this might take awhile as we should reach some kind of consensus, and mix and match exactly what we want.
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No. 624816 ID: ea0ad9

>-medium sized-
This.
>-Thin scales-
Ooh, that's possible?
>small aesthetic horns. -Cost: 2 hours time-
Is this per pair, or just in general?
>-nimble-
There's a maybe on this one.
>-Omnivore-
There's really no reason not to grab this.
>-hermaphrodite-
That's also a necessity.
>-Oviparous-
Unless we're going some sort of reptilian form, this isn't necessary.
>-silver tongue-
Will help.
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No. 624825 ID: 8d99f5

Large size.
One flight wing one manipulation wing or two flight and tentacles. If flight wings don't work without hollow bones two manipulation.
Prehensile tail.
On ram horn one gore horn.
Omnivore.
Hermaphrodite.
First stage nimble, strong and quick.
Adaptive sight.
Gatling bones.
Regrowth.
Sleepless.
Suction cups on tentacles.
Prehensile tongue.
Silver tongue.
All resistance.
Think Deadpool meets elderic god.

So how long will this take?
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No. 624836 ID: d3be40

>>624771
>>624816
>>624825
Look, we can have Aiden build an even better body after Eadoo becomes king and Kaleb is dealt with, but right now, can we please focus on designing a body suited for using the legendary-class knife to possess enemies? Gatling has the power to mind-control anyone who he stabs with his knife; that is serious power and I'd like him to get a body designed to do just that to all of Eadoo's enemies.

If you have a better idea for applying Gatling's possession and telepathy abilities to his new body, I'll support that idea instead.
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No. 624851 ID: 89941a

Personally I feel more inclined towards something flying, adding a third axis to your movement can make things easier, depending on your point of view.

Default: Small soft skinned creature, Either biped

-Omnivore-

-nimble-

-Hollow bones-

-Large Wings-

-sentient-

-quick-

-very quick-

-hermaphrodite-

-retractable claws for combat-

-Catnap-


Aand

-prehensile tongue-

-silver tongue-

-altering skin-

For somewhat more social aspects


Custom:

-Light Feathers-

Creature is partially covered in feathers in an aesthetically pleasing manner, wings, if any, are also feathery.


Hope that post came out alright.
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No. 624864 ID: 7f07bd

Go with the dragon form. At least eventually
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No. 624881 ID: 05d909

How about this. Two feathered wings, one black, one white. Since you have your hearts set on hemaphrodite lets go with full male and female genetalia. Curly horns on the head. Tall. Light enough to fly. Pointed ears. Low light eyes (cat eyes maybe). We should be agile and nimble.
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No. 624949 ID: ea0ad9

>>624851
Actually, this one's pretty good for now.
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No. 624953 ID: 3bb60a

The bones lace in our metal sounds pretty cool too. And yeah booby vage and penir seem to be a theme here, well we can go that way to honor our king
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No. 624979 ID: 79f71a

Retractable blades, regeneration, metal bones. we are the mother fucking wolverine!
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No. 624986 ID: d3be40

>>624979
NOW WE'RE TALKING! I'm voting for this.
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No. 625000 ID: bacf0f

>>624851
Voting for this
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No. 625073 ID: 890dfb

Human. it's been a very, very long time since you've really been human, back before you were a god and then a possessory spirit.
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No. 625275 ID: b283c9

>>624851
Might be a bit on the late side, but I'll support this.
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No. 625326 ID: b9d767

What I think we need to clarify is what exactly we all are aiming for.
Will our body be wielding weapons, or using natural built-in weapons? Unless we bud off another dagger, we might not have enough for us to wield a dagger, possess the body, and have Eadoo use his favored weapon.
Is this body going to be a long-term permenant one, or one we will eventually replace with another once we have more resources to spend? If this is permanent, we should really go all out on features.
Should the body be sentient? If Permenant, hell yes. We just need to influence it's mind before it matures, so that it views itself as Gatling. While not entirely coterminous with us, it being nearly the same person as us means that we can leave it and possess another host if necessary. Think like a forked AI.
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No. 625334 ID: d3be40

>>625326
I think that Aiden should just create a prototype for now. Gatling's an immortal, so he has time to get a more substantial body later. But right now, Eadoo has a kingdom to conquer.

>>624979
For instance, this guy is suggesting that Aiden merge some of the knife's starmetal into a retractable, regenerating bone structure. This would theoretically allow Gatling to stab his enemies with retractable claws, break them off, and possess said enemy. It's brilliant; even if it might not work, it's worth testing out. Might not be useful long-term, but by the time the starmetal in his bones runs out, Eadoo will likely be king already.

As for the lost starmetal, there's a sidequest to retrieve more so that might work.
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No. 625735 ID: ab9ddd

-Male-

-medium sized-
-Cost: double creation time-

-mindless-
-Cost: 2 hours time-

-Horns-
-Cost: 2 hours time-

-nimble-
-Cost: 6 hours time-

-strong-
-Cost: 12 hours time-

-quick-
-Cost: 12 hours time-

-very quick-
-Cost: 1 days time, requires quick-

-impressively quick-
-Cost: 2 days time, requires very quick-

-lighting fast-
-cost: 4 days time, requires impressively quick-

-Omnivore-
-Cost: 2 hours time-

-adaptive sight-
-Cost: 1 days time-

-Warm weather inclined-
-Cost: 1 days time-

-Gatling bones-
-Cost: 1 days time, consumes 1 Gatling blade-

-regrowth-
-Cost: 3 days time, 1 gold for trolls blood-

-Sleepless-
-Cost: 2 days time, 3 silver for elfs blood-

-silver tongue-
-Cost: 1 days time-

-altering skin-
-Cost: 2 days time, 5 silver for camaleon skin-

-Magicaly tolerant-
-Cost: 2 days time-

-magic defuser-
-Cost: 4 days time, 2 gold for canopic extracts-

-strong liver-
-Cost: 1 days time-

-Spare Gatling Blade
-3 gold, 8 silver

([2+2+6+12+12+24+48+96+2+24+24+24+72+48+24+48+48+96+24]x2)/24
=1272/24
=53 days

Good God that's a looong time.

(This is my very first suggestion, if I f*cked something up then please don't hesitate to yell at me.)
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No. 626152 ID: 939c7f
File 142463184356.jpg - (40.33KB , 800x533 , just need one last thing.jpg )
626152

>>624851
>>625275
>>624949
>Aiden mulls over the details and tries to put together an idea of what you're suggesting. cracking his fingers with a single hand.

Aiden - Okay I can do all of that. I'll get to work as soon as I can, and I'll give you guys an ETA as soon as possible. some factors will varie on details that we can't yet pinpoint blablabla... I'll keep you up to date. Any more questions?

Trixy - Yes, It's probably none of my busyness, but I've noticed you've got three tiny things of inside you, right around your groin... I'm seeing their spiritual signature but I can't quite make out what they are, your spirit is masking them up... Whats up with that?

>Aiden Blushes bright red.

Aiden - That is indeed none of your busyness... Please don't pay attention to that and pretend you're not seeing it.

Trixy - *giggle* Can do~

Aiden - Now, if there aren't any more questions I do have a predicament. I am unfortunately out of usable flesh. To my dismay, all of my live embryos have died on the way here. They simply weren't meant for winter I'm afraid. So if you want this body, or any for that matter, you'll need to find me some usable flesh. Simply put: go find who you want your mother and father to be and get them to bang, then bring them to me and I'll extract the embryo or preferably a fetus. Do take in note that features your parents have will be free, while removing them may take extra time, so pick wisely.

>pick mother
>pick father
>_ _ _
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No. 626155 ID: d3be40

>>626152
...Once again, biotechnologists prove their exceptional skill at innovating advances in genetic manipulation by optimizing their squick.

Alright, here's my vote:

Mother - Crepe or Shenzi or Concu
Father - Shenzi or Ean or Angel

Tixie might have the shapeshifting ability, but I'm not so sure that Gatling will be able to handle what took her hundreds of years to master.
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No. 626162 ID: 89941a

Mother: Eadoo
Father: Eadoo
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No. 626164 ID: 7aa8c3

Mother-that sugar touched
Father- ean

>>626162
This or with Trixy mother
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No. 626175 ID: 0c90bb

>>626152
let's not volunteer anyone before we get their informed consent.

Also, not sure how great of an idea it would be to ask Eadoo since she lost her kids a painfully short time ago.

Not sure if anyone would actually make that sort of sacrifice, besides Trixy, and that's still alot to ask.
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No. 626247 ID: b283c9

I'd say Trixy & Eadoo, but who should be what I have no idea, Trixy could probably change things in case she doesn't want to end up pregnant.
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No. 626276 ID: b2c9e1

>>626247
I'm voting this...But yeah I also vote getting consent..I'm pretty sure trixy would, But we should at least ask eadoo first...
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No. 626322 ID: 05d909

OK ok, No. We are not being born to trixy and eadoo (despite the powerful magic there), because you all want to fuck Trixy and that'd be even weirder than fucking trixy already is.
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No. 626323 ID: d90668

>>626322

We should at least come up with some excuse to get Eadoo to fuck Trixy. Just for the hell of it.

As for our body lets make a list and ask around. Looks like it will end up being a longer term project than we hoped. Might be a while before we get to cruise around in our new duds.
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No. 626415 ID: 945fb0

>>626247
Seconding
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No. 626423 ID: b9d767

I think what we should take into account is the possible inherited traits from the mother and father. Eadoo is charismatic, and Trixy has powerful magic. Both could serve as either mother or father, so we don't need to worry about which serves as which. The Ashtouched and Sugartouched of the group might also be a good combination, for the combination of Angelic and Demonic traits could be synergetic with Gatling's dualistic nature.

Also, if we ever create another body beyond this one, Gatling's old body could be a possible choice.
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No. 626570 ID: b2c9e1

>>626152
Just had a thought...With his skill in bio-whatever couldn't he make a new hand for himself? Just a thought.
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No. 626593 ID: d3be40

>>626570
What if the injury isn't just biological? if he's been demonically infected, that would explain the amputation.

Seeing as how this guy has experimented across various fields to perfect his art, I suppose he ran into something that can't be healed with genetic augmentation alone.

Long story short, I don't he or Crepe can regenerate their amputations with the tools and techniques at hand. Maybe later, but not now.
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No. 626682 ID: b2c9e1

>>626593
Well It just seems like he'd want something with a bit more finesse than a claw, But whatever.
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No. 626691 ID: 939c7f
File 142497712187.jpg - (52.15KB , 800x533 , double double.jpg )
626691

>>626570
>>626593
>>626682
Aiden - ah, my hand... Well as I told you a while back, if the soul is deteriorated, adding in a new limb can be hazardous, because it requires a host soul to form the bond, and like a blood or organ transfer, there's a chance the new soul might not take, save that blood can be measured and detailed to ensure no mistake is make, with souls it's all up to the dice. In truth, my original injury cost me my fingers and an inch past my knuckles. but the new soul didn't take and I lost my entire hand, I'm lucky though, it could of been worst... fortunately I had it in me to pick up a saw...

>>626155
>>626164
Concu is married.
Shenzi is female, she has a pseudo penis.
Sugartouched can only reproduce with other sugartouched.

>>626175
>>626247
>>626276
>>626415
>Trixy could probably change things in case she doesn't want to end up pregnant.

Trixy - oh master~ I would love to give birth to you, Believe me I truly truly would. But unfortunately I cannot bear children, well that's not entirely true... there was that one time with that Cunny girl... but... never mind that. My point is, neither my ovaries nor my balls can produce life giving seed. I'm sorry master, I simply cannot have a child...

>Trixy seems saddened.

>But we should at least ask eadoo first...
>Eadoo since she lost her kids a painfully short time ago.

>you check up on Eadoo to ask her opinion on the birthing, only to find to your surprise and enjoyment, that she's still rather busy~

I originally planned on just drawing a bust of her, but seeing as you guys clearly wanted to peek on Eadoo's playtime, but chose not to, and opted towards productive responsibility, I decided to put this in as a reward.

Eadoo - Mmnnn ohh! keep going girls~ Teehee lets make this a game, whoever's the best at it, gets to top the looser~

Bacon - I get to put it in Shenzi?!

Shenzi - Hahaa you wish, I'm way better then you~

Eadoo - oh! hey there Gatling Mmnnn~ came to enjoy the show? Teehee, is there anything you want?

>You ask Eadoo for her assistance in the matter, with extreme delicacy seeing her resent loss.

Eadoo - ohh... I... I see... In truth I... MMnnn ah~ that's kinda an odd question... But I guess I'll be okay with it. Mnnn~ I... I don't feel ready to raise a child just yet, but if it's just for your new body, I guess I'm okay with it... MMmnnn~ on one condition though, you have to call me Mommy~ do you know who my partner will be?

>half human kobolds are medium sized humans with kobold features.
>Half gnollish kobolds are small sized kobolds with gnollish strength and speed.
>_ _ _
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No. 626692 ID: e3cf80

Is ean not an option? I would love some fire powers
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No. 626734 ID: 3181a5

I to would like to know about ean and maybe half elves before making a decisions. Or half half-ork. Or having the gnolls run a train on eadoo.
What species can breed?
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No. 626743 ID: d3be40

Methinks we need more options. Perhaps Aiden should focus on his research and continue profits with his clients, while Eadoo and Banzai recruit and/or capture more individuals.

Because right now, we don't have many options and half of these options aren't favorable.
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No. 626774 ID: 7d2c40

How about the winner between those two gets to knock the king up
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No. 626827 ID: 3bb60a

Improve physical power and a small target profile don't sound bad at all. And Shenzi is female as they just said. So sticking her mega phallic clitgina up Edo might be fun but it won't work for kids. Being taller might be nice but small and strong with speed is a good combination.
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No. 626829 ID: 3bb60a

Sorry Eadoo
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No. 626854 ID: 0c90bb

>>626691
How about Bacon?

He's the one that courageously bore witness to Aiden's methods for us, so he probably won't be as shocked by the idea.

He isn't a warrior, but surviving old Shenzi's treatment proves he's resilient.

Finally, if he has any hang-ups about actually having sex with Eadoo, he sure hasn't shown any yet.
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No. 627037 ID: b9d767

Why not Eadoo and Shenzi? If we're going for physical power in a gnoll/kobold hybrid we might as well optimize it. Besides, Eadoo obviously has no qualms about intercourse with her adoptive daughter.

There's also the fact that it technically would make us of royal blood, which is nice.
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No. 627040 ID: b2c9e1

>>627037
Problem is, Would shenzi be okay with the whole getting knocked up thing...?
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No. 627056 ID: 3bb60a

Dumb on me, I forgot Eadoo can to the up knocking just as readily as get knocked up
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No. 627108 ID: 53688c

>>627037
This is true. I think Eadoo/Shenzi would give us the greatest physical trait advantage.

>>626854
Isn't saying Bacon is a good choice because he survived Shenzi more of an argument for Shenzi being ideal?
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No. 627194 ID: 27c0e0

NO GUYS STOP WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT OUR OPTIONS FIRST BEFORE WE MAKE A DECISION OR WE COULD END SCREWING OURSELFS OVER!!!
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No. 627204 ID: 18e897

Also I would still love to see all the guys run a train on Eadoo.
Because I'm a pervert.
And so are all of you!
Also it would be like fucking kinder surprise, who knows what we would get.
What do you think Eadoo?
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No. 627233 ID: 939c7f
File 142523985435.jpg - (89.64KB , 1000x666 , two licking.jpg )
627233

>>626827
>>627037
>>627108
>Though small, a half gnoll/kobold is as strong as an Ox and as fast as a bunny, appealing to both their parentage. Though they loose the valiance and fidelity of gnolls and the natural ability of stealth from their kobold ancestry. Furthermore, Eadoo's magnetic personality and succubus powers might rub off on the child as well as Shenzi's amazing strength and loving charisma.

>>627040
>Would shenzi be okay with the whole getting knocked up thing...?

Eadoo - Hey Shenzi, Gatling needs a body and our friend Aiden offered to make one for him, but he needs a baby to work with. Gatling suggested you to be the mommy, is that okay with you?

Shenzi - I... I'd be Daddy's mommy? I... I guess... That sounds fun, and I'd love to help Daddy... But I'm afraid... I don't really wanna give birth... I think it hurts...

Eadoo - oh, but Aiden only needs the embryo of a fetus right? aren't those like... this big?

Shenzi - so... it wont hurt?

Eadoo - It shouldn't.

Shenzi - Okay then! But... I don't have a vagina mommy... where would it come from?

Bacon - I can answer that! you see, unlike you and me, a female gnoll's penis is hollow and spongy, under pressure it can stretch and squish. which is how it fits in such tight places~

>Bacon gives an example using shenzi's penis, squeezing it in his hand tightly and inserting his fingers into her tip, down to his knuckle. causing Shenzi to jerk back suddenly in ecstasy.

Bacon - What you'll have to do Eadoo, is put your penis in here and push her cock all the way into her belly and then you cum. if you don't push it all the way in, it wont reach her womb and it will be wasted.

Eadoo - that sounds painful.

Bacon - No more than usual penetration. because of this complicated system, its near impossible for gnolls to breed without the dominant females permission, and as such, we have a matriarchy~ I think Hyenas work the same way... I've never seen one though so I can't say.

Eadoo - oh... okay... Shenzi Baby are you ready?

Shenzi - Yes mommy~

>Stay and watch "to supervise" and catch up with Angel later on, during the heist.
>Leave them to it and help Angel break the sugar touched out of jail.
>_ _ _
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No. 627239 ID: d90668

We should supervise things to ummm make sure nothing goes wrong. Yeah that is our excuse.
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No. 627244 ID: a9753c

Are you SURE this is a good idea?

Well, we can switch fetus bases for Gatling later. I recommend we get a bunch of fetuses from various couplings; we can make a more meaningful choice later. We may want to ask Eadoo about how far we can go with this.

For now, Angel might need help. If he's distracted by internal turmoil, this might not end well.
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No. 627245 ID: 89941a

Yes er... definitely supervise. Just in case.
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No. 627247 ID: 4a4980

Go to angel, that's more important
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No. 627248 ID: 23b44f

This is fun and all but angel probably needs us more
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No. 627252 ID: 53688c

Business or pleasure? Tough choice.

I think Angel should be able to handle the early parts of the heist without us, so we should be able to supervise and still get back to Angel during the heist, when we will genuinely be needed.
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No. 627291 ID: 5645c9

Cock on cock sounding? Nope! Nopenopenopenopenope so much nope. Have fun Edaoo but we're gonna be gtfo and help angel
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No. 627373 ID: 0b04d9

Absolutely gotta supervise something as important as making us a body. Yeah.

Yep.
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No. 627377 ID: ea0ad9

You know what, no child needs to see themselves get conceived. It's something that's supposed to be a scary thought for anybody.

Angelbound!
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No. 627391 ID: 0c90bb

Let's observe Angel.
Come to think of it, both situations may involve difficulties from the difference in the infiltrator's size.
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No. 627531 ID: 939c7f
File 142536408104.jpg - (39.44KB , 800x533 , angel getting ready.jpg )
627531

>>627244
>>627247
>>627248
>>627291
>>627377
>>627391
>Bacon gets ready to double team Shenzi with Eadoo, as a reward for winning their little contest, you leave them to it and track Angels spiritual signal down, finding the thief, underground in some sort of sewer system.

Angel - Hmmn? who's there... is it you Gatling? I was told you'd show up... I'm just getting ready, this fitted suit should help me blend in with the prisons lifeless flagstone walls... Could you... not watch please... it's embarrassing...

>Angel turns away and finishes getting suited up.

Angel - Okay, I take it you're professional enough to remember the plan, so there's no need to go over it... So what cell is our target in?

>_ _ _
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No. 627578 ID: 0c90bb

>>627531
... We never found out. We never got inside. We never asked Emily. Or Concu, or anyone, did we?
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No. 627591 ID: e6e219

Us professional? We barely managed to drag ourselves away from watching Eadoo having sex. Which would have been highly entertaining but I guess the responsible part of us won over somehow and so we are here to lend a hand.

Anyways we have been so busy with managing random crap that has come up we are lacking on our intel for this job. So we might be going in blind unless we suddenly recall something.

Sorry for the mess.
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No. 627661 ID: ea0ad9

I didn't realize that they had more than one cell here. Uhhh, incite a riot and figure it out, maybe?
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No. 627686 ID: b9d767

>>627531
We don't know where exactly the sugar-touched is located, but the way I figure it keeping one locked up long term is going to require special magical containment, likely of an infernal nature, unless I'm mistaken.
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No. 627707 ID: 709525

Hey angel, are you a boy or a girl? cause you're pretty flat but you don't have much junk in those panties, also stallings.
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No. 627711 ID: 0b04d9

You're the amazing thief. Figure it out. We're supposed to be watching weirdass sex right now except a lot of our boring elements have been very talkative lately and now we're stuck here with you. So you can just manage this jailbreak on your own while the pervs among us are busy sulking over here.
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No. 628010 ID: 939c7f
File 142573724110.jpg - (32.72KB , 800x533 , angel ready to go.jpg )
628010

>>627707
Angel - I?! Excuse me! I am clearly... That is very rude! such a personal matter and... how dare you... *pout*

>>627578
Angel - Well Geeze, what help you've been.

>>627711
>>627591
Angel - Well if It's such a burden for you to drag your eyes away from Eadoo's dick, how about you just leave me alone!

>Angel poutingly zips up and grabs the bags off the ground, grumbling angrily... But quickly turns around, eyes wet with guilt and disappointment.

Angel - Hey Gatling... I'm sorry... I... I really am sorry about that... I didn't mean to flip out... It's just a touchy subject with me. I don't know why, I just don't like talking about... that... *sigh* I understand if you don't want to work with me anymore, I wont hold it against you... Your ability to see around corners would be very helpful and I'll run down the plan for you on the way... But if you want to leave, I won't blame you... I think I can do this alone...

>Help Angel
>Leave Angel
>_ _ _
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No. 628011 ID: 89941a

>Help Angel

No grouchiness allowed!
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No. 628014 ID: d90668

Hey no need to apologize. We can certainly push peoples buttons but we did not mean to insult you.

So will try not to pry into your personal affairs unless you feel like talking about them ok? Not going to promise we won't slip up on that one though. Tend to get distracted easily.

Anyways letS get this jailbreak underway.
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No. 628015 ID: 69681e

>>628010
We’re sorry as well. We can be a bit air-headed and blunt.
>help
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No. 628016 ID: 46df9e

Help Angel, this is by far the more important mission and I doubt we'd provide much constructive help for Eadoo anyway.
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No. 628032 ID: 4a4980

Help angel
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No. 628036 ID: ea0ad9

Pfff, you can't scare us away with a little bit of grouchiness.
...Unless you're Roland, that guy's got a freaky knack for forcing us away.
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No. 628045 ID: c6d510

>>628010
We are exactly as scatterbrained as you'd expect a hivemind composed of disagreeing individuals to be. There are too many quests and things to do,
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No. 628061 ID: 94b817

Man being responsible sucks, and it dose get us yelled at a lot but it also gits shit dun so we're sticking even if you didn't want us, we're going to plaster ourselves to your body!
And by that I mean you person.

I'm not sure what's going to be more annoying, the people who treat us like a god that can do no wrong and follow our every whim (mahahahaha) or the people that are going to yell at us every time we don't have all the answers.
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No. 628141 ID: c1a40d

>>628010
As erratic, and in this case, absent, as our plans have been, we simply must take a personal hand in this rescue to compensate.

Having us here is almost better than having a plan. Honest!
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No. 628504 ID: 939c7f
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>>628014
>So will try not to pry into your personal affairs unless you feel like talking about them ok?

Angel - Thank you... There are problems in here, There's no sense denying it... But I'm just not ready yet... Not now...

>>628061
>the people that are going to yell at us every time we don't have all the answers.

Angel - I'm sorry about that... You're just people after all... Let's work together as partners~ I'll be the hands, you be the eyes.

>>628141
>Having us here is almost better than having a plan. Honest!

Angel - So I hear, Eadoo called you the hands of fate earlier on, I hope your otherworldly insight will come in handy.

>>628011
>No grouchiness allowed!

Angel - I'll do my best

>You all agree to help out and listen to the plan instead of wandering off to Eadoo's side. Angel will remember this. The thief picks up a sharp stone and scrawls on the walls face. detailing a rough layout of the guards house, tower and prison.

Angel - Okay, so the complex is divided into three areas, the Main building here on the right, houses the guards when they're on duty. There is the food, clothes, supplies and what not. the second floor is where they spend their time and the ground floor is the desk and reception as well as gates. The entry to the main building is a bolted steel door, that and it is the only door leading outside in the entire complex, with the exception of the underground tunnel, the only other way out it by jumping off the tower. To the left, the Guardtower houses their weaponry. Since owning martial weapons is prohibited to common folks, the guardsmen covet their own greatly, keeping them away from potential crooks... Since they have the only weapons, they have the power over us plebes... The prison hall is hidden underground, between the two wings. there are only five cells, each can hold three prisoners with ease, but I've seen up to twenty in one at a time. There is one cell that is better guarded than most, it is nearest to the tower, The locks are heavier and harder to break into and the inside of the cell is lined with hooks and knots for chains. I'll put my money on that cell if it's housing a monster. I've picked every lock in that place at least once, save for the high security cell... The plan is simple, we'll get in through the tunnels and wait for a good moment to pop in, find her, break her out and sneak back into the tunnels before they even know we where there... Simple enough, any questions?
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No. 628527 ID: d90668

Looks like you have done your homework. You are the expert on this sort of stuff so we will provide backup. We will watch over you and point out any opportunities you might miss.

Oh and we have been told that the guards will have to be dealt with one way or another before this is all over so the more damage and chaos you leave in your wake the better. Do not go out of your way if it would put you in danger but if you see the opportunity for trouble feel free to take it.
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No. 628542 ID: ea0ad9

Alright... If you were to start a riot, opening a path to the weapons for the prisoners would be the best plan, but it would also prevent a stealthy approach. If you can, I would recommend stealth over a riot, but if it turns out that you can't free the Sugartouched without grabbing some attention, then go for the riot.
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No. 628618 ID: dca6d6

Do the guards not know about the tunnel?
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No. 628639 ID: 290660

>>628504
Have you seen, or perhaps met Aedola before? We've only seen a semi-detailed drawing of her, implying that she's at least a head taller than you and built like an orcish fertility goddess. From what we understand they've been starving her, so her mobility may be compromised.

The safest assumption from what we did learn is they consider her to be a monster, so she is, likely, in that hard to reach, hard to open cell.

We might need to get her something to eat.
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No. 628717 ID: 939c7f
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628717

>Angel walks into the darkness, leading you through the tunnels, very quickly you find yourself in pitch blackness. you can barely see anything. Angel moves the eyepatch to the other side.

Angel - There, I can barely see, but I'd be able to get through blind. If they end up chasing us though here. they'll be lost before they catch up.

>>628527
>You are the expert on this sort of stuff so we will provide backup.

Angel - Well, the prison is my home away from home, I've spent more time there than anywhere else. It should come as no surprise that I know its ins and outs.

>the more damage and chaos you leave in your wake the better

Angel - I doubt that that would help the mission much, I would like this to be as clean as possible.

>>628542
>Alright... If you were to start a riot, opening a path to the weapons for the prisoners would be the best plan

Angel - I can't do that, but if you can quickly stir up a riot it ould make a good back up plan. Think you can cause a full scale riot in under ten minutes?

>>628639
>Have you seen, or perhaps met Aedola before?

Angel - I think so... the sugar touched that worked at the pearl? I've probably seen her one or twice.

>her mobility may be compromised.

Angel - That may be a problem. We'll have to get out cleanly to avoid having to outrun someone.

>We might need to get her something to eat.

Angel - What do sugartocuhed eat?

>>628618
>Do the guards not know about the tunnel?

Angel - I don't think anyone knows about these tunnels... They were built a long time ago by the baron. They look like sewers but it's just a cover, they were never men't for it. these tunnels are the only way into the grey edifice... that great big grey building just outside of town... odds are you've never seen it, it's made in just a way that people wont notice it. Inside is a great demon forge, or so the documents scattered around say... I can't make out half of what they say, but apparently these tunnels where made for lesser deamons, to sneak into peoples houses at night and safely feed off of them... These tunnels lead everywhere, into every house and building in the village. save for a couple newer ones. it even leads to the castle, but the way is dangerous. there's a strange green glow that seems to kill all the rats that go in... they come out all bubbly and gross... I wouldn't risk it personally... We're almost there, anything else before we start?

>_ _ _
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No. 628720 ID: 27c0e0

Demon forge you say? Please do tell us more.

And seriously guys, riots? We need to Solid Snake this shit even if we can't stealth worth a fuck, how good are you at sticking to ceilings?
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No. 628733 ID: c6d510
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628733

>>628717
I decided to stretch contrast on this image. It worked relatively well, although the jpeg artifacts are now incredibly obvious.
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No. 628811 ID: ea0ad9

>Think you can cause a full scale riot in under ten minutes?
Without our blade, we'll have little direct influence, I'm afraid...
>What do sugartouched eat?
Sugartouched probably eat what humans do, but at worst, they're carnivorous. Something like a drumstick or jerky should do just fine.
>there's a strange green glow that seems to kill all the rats that go in... they come out all bubbly and gross...
Sounds like some sort of corruptive aura. Entering the castle without the blessings of a priest would be suicide, but the forge doesn't sound as dangerous. Is the Grey Edifice protected by that same glow?
Bah, that can wait, we're here to figure out how to handle freeing Aedola.
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No. 628902 ID: ebb649

According to the discussion thread, sugar touched eat pleasure, it says they can die hungry eating tasteless gruel but survive on sex alone. So if you find the time, how about you be an angel and fill her up, we won't watch we promise.
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No. 629445 ID: 939c7f
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629445

>>628720
>Demon forge you say? Please do tell us more.

Angel - I don't know what it is or what it's for. It looks like a big boars head with a kiln and furnace in it, There's piston hammers and mighty anvils, bellows and pipes... all sorts of things I know very little about. I can only assume the Baron was up to some unsavory smiting.

>>628811
>Is the Grey Edifice protected by that same glow?

Angel - No, only the way towards the castle, I've noticed the same glow seeping from the loose soil near the hill where the castle rests. It's nasty stuff for sure. I've asked the elder about it, mentioning the hill, told me something about the blight walkers and told me not to concern myself with it.

>>628902
>how about you be an angel and fill her up

Angel - I would rather not, I hope it doesn't come to that.

>Angel arrives at a tall shaft, climbing up it, the thief gently pushes a loose plate free but stays cautious.

angel - can you see past this tile, are there any guards? It should be right around the end of the evening shift by now, so they'll be switching men soon. help me find an opening...

>_ _ _
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No. 629454 ID: ea0ad9

Hahah, it's Blue Tail~ Yeah, looks like Blue Tail's gesturing for the guy on a seat to go take a break or something. I guess you got here just in time.

Blue Tail's a "Friend" of ours. Sarcasm as the emphasis. Our fiance gave him a blue tail and he's... Letting it slide, I guess. Kinda got told he had to wait it out, so maybe he's scared of it growing more serious if he confronts here, I don't know.
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No. 629807 ID: 939c7f
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629807

>>629454
>Blue Tail's a "Friend" of ours. Sarcasm as the emphasis. Our fiance gave him a blue tail and he's... Letting it slide, I guess.

Angel - I doubt he's letting it slide easily, Humans are a pure race, and they are very fond of their purity, especially those religious types. A tail is a blemish to him, if he were to die with it, he would surely never see heaven, nor would his family.

> looks like Blue Tail's gesturing for the guy on a seat to go take a break or something. I guess you got here just in time.

Angel - Good to know, but just who is this bluetail? Can you get me a name, do you remember it? If you could tell me exactly who it is, I can predict his patterns. I know the guards here all too well, but I need to know which one I'm dealing with.
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No. 629814 ID: d90668

The guards name is Stern. Our Archmage had a run in with him and his brother and they were mean to her so she turned him into a newt.

He is mostly changed back but will be sporting the tail for awhile. Honestly he is lucky he insulted her while we were not around. What she did was nice compared to what we might have done.
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No. 629815 ID: c6d510

>>629807
As far as we can tell, "Stern". Also as far as we can tell, he dislikes kobolds, if that narrows it down.
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No. 629817 ID: 9297f4

Apparently, his name is Stern. Don't have a last name though.
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No. 629819 ID: ea0ad9

Alright, let's see... He's got a kind of square cut of hair, slicked back and upwards; the other guard has a sort of glow to their eyes, but that might just be since they're facing the lights.

Stern's brother, back when we saw him, wore a cape, covering his shoulders, as well as a double-belt. Some form of loose ascot hang out of his coat's collar, and his belt buckle featured an avian of some sort. His sword was not the kind to be used primarily for stabbing--it was not a foil--but it looked like stabbing was certainly a viable option with it, and it even had a hand guard. Unlike Sten's hair, his brother's hair was slicked straight up instead of a little backwards, and upon the left side of his chest, he bore what seemed to be three badges. The brother wore an earring in his left ear, though we didn't see his right ear: a simple bead seemed to be its appearance.
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No. 629869 ID: a5c81b

>>629807
Just so we're on the same page, anyone dying here in conjunction with their 'monstrous' prisoner disappearing will probably have heavy consequences for the entire nonhuman community.

... come to think of it, even if things go ideally, they may suspect Roland, since he was the one that was asking questions for us. I doubt the destiny he's hunting includes 'scapegoat' so we need to make sure he's got a good alibi.
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No. 630363 ID: 939c7f
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630363

>>629814
>The guards name is Stern.

Angel - Erk... That guy's an ass, Real human supremacy type. He likes to give me a hard time, because of my heritage. His brother is a high ranking officer and it's honestly the only reason why he has the job. Fortunately, he's terrible at his job. He can barely use a blade, except for execution and he can't be bothered to actually watch over the prisoners, during his watch duty. His biggest opening is his bladder, he specifically avoids using the chamber pot and instead chooses to piss off the watch tower, usually onto whoever is in the stocks... which tends to be me... needless to say, I'm not overly fond the guy.

>Honestly he is lucky he insulted her while we were not around. What she did was nice compared to what we might have done.

Angel - You're very protective of your woman, You must really care for her.

>>629817
>his name is Stern. Don't have a last name though.

Angel - Anderson.

>>629819
>Stern's brother, back when we saw him, wore a cape, covering his shoulders, as well as a double-belt. Some form of loose ascot hang out of his coat's collar...

Angel - Oh my! you're memory is very sharp. I bet you never forget anything do you?

>>629869
>they may suspect Roland, since he was the one that was asking questions for us

angel - If that's the case, Roland had better be in the away team when we're done here. I'll leave it to you, make sure he's gone before we are. They'll be right on him as soon as they notice.

>You're suddenly reminded that you are impeded in Trixy and share her senses, as you feel her plumb rump land on a soft feather bed and the relief of letting her baps hang out after being bound up all day long. She doesn't seem to notice your presence either, as she begins pleasuring herself. The sudden overwhelming sensations catches you off guard and you nearly overlook the guard walking towards the towers ladder shaft.
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No. 630364 ID: 9297f4

As pleasurable as it would be in Trixy's folds, we need to have a clear head. I vote we recall in Angel's hand. Not only will they have a weapon, we could hijack a guard to make it a cleaner job.
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No. 630366 ID: cb6e57

Yes, recall to angel's hand. We dont need this distraction. Let's give them a heads up though.
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No. 630367 ID: a9753c

>>630363
You've got it backwards; we have data archives that record everything for us. It's our job to use that data and formulate a general plan.

Alright, throw the knife and we can dominate a guard; aim for the OLDER brother. If Stern suddenly became competent, his brother would instantly notice.
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No. 630395 ID: 0dc96e

>Angel - Oh my! you're memory is very sharp. I bet you never forget anything do you?

Except for the curse that erases our memory every so often.
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No. 630557 ID: 939c7f
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630557

>>630364
>>630366
>Let's give them a heads up though.

>You warn Trixy about the situation before recalling.

Trixy - Oh my, I completely forgot that was a thing, I guess you don't need any distractions.

>She gropes her breasts and pinches her nipples, sharing the sensations with you before you leave.

Trixy - Oh! I looked at Concu's condition a little bit, but I'd need a catalyst that's lovingly aligned towards me, to even do anything, so I put it on hold... Remember what you told me earlier, I've been a good girl all the rest of the day. I'll be waiting for you in my dreams, so don't make me waiting too long.

>recall to angel's hand.

>The knife sparks into Angels hand, it's dripping wet and slippery.

Angel - Eew... It's all wet and warm, where has it been? On second thought I think I'd rather not know...

>>630395
>Except for the curse that erases our memory every so often.

Angel - Ah... Well that inconvenient.

>>630367
>aim for the OLDER brother.

Angel - His brother isn't here, officers don't do guard duty.

>Alright, throw the knife and we can dominate a guard

>By the time Angel gets out of the tunnel and into position, Stern is already half way up the ladder shaft.

Angel - Should I use this opportunity to break the sugar touched out or sneak up on him and give him a poke?

>_ _ _
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No. 630559 ID: 9297f4

As much fun as it would be to whip Stern in to shape, the sugar touched is our biggest priority. She's probably weak like you said, so stab us into her and we'll force her to move. However, we will need keys, and Stern must have a pair. In all, our plan is stab Stern, we give you the keys, you try to knock us out or we do so, enter the sugar touched's cage, stab us into her, and then we bust out as quiet as we can.
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No. 630594 ID: 05d909

Woah woah, we are trying to avoid using our demonic nature because of our habit of doing something horrible and twisting it around like it's a victory cause it worked at the time. Let him try to life the keys off the guard without our help, and then poke him if things go south.
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No. 630812 ID: c25ddc

We have two knives, we can possesses both at the same time. We could even lock him in the cell before we recall during the escape
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No. 630830 ID: 05d909

You know the people we possess are aware of us, right? So we can possess then kill him, possess then keep him, or just fucking not possess him and do it without that. I'm thinking are expert thief shouldn't have TOO much trouble picking his pocket. And again, if it comes to stabby/mind steal that's a great backup option.
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No. 630834 ID: d90668

Lets focus on the mission we came here for. Lets get the sugar touched out and then we can decide if we want to take over a guard.

Honestly taking over one of the guards and using them to destroy things from the inside is a great idea. But we have other things on our plate right now so lets concentrate on those first.

Oh and about being protective of Trixy. Its not so much her as anyone who works with us. She has a special spot in our heart because of our history together but we are very protective of anyone who works for or with us. We do our best to protect our family and friends if at all possible.
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No. 630979 ID: 939c7f
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630979

rolled 38 = 38

>>630594
>>630830
>>630834
>Angel quickly follows the guard up the ladder chute, making no noise as the man unbuckles his pants and starts staring skywards waiting for it to come... The hunter spots it's prey, a loop of of keys that shine in the pale moonlight, attached to his belt only by a brass hook, now resting on the ground atop a loose pile of pant legs. Angel attempts a steal check...

Dexterity check: 59 (Advanced stealing) + 25 (target unaware and distracted) + 20 = 104

equal = 100 fumble
Below = 99 success
below = 60 great success
below = 10 crit. success
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No. 630980 ID: 9297f4

Noice. Now get out outta there fore things go south.
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No. 630981 ID: 939c7f
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630981

>>630979
>Angel sneaks up close and easily picks the keys off his belt, The cunning thief seizes a moment and pushes the guards greatsword off the ridge as his leg moves slightly. Panicked the man looks off the edge as Angel escapes stealthily down the chute.

Stern - SHIT! Ah fuck man, My fucking sword... oh man I'm fucking stupid... I hope it's okay... *yawn* I need to pay more attention.

>The guard moves to another parapet and finishes up, as Angel is already down the ladder and back in the cell block.

>_ _ _
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No. 630983 ID: a9753c

Wow, you were NOT exaggerating about Stern's incompetence. Open up as many cells as you can and point the blame at him.
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No. 630998 ID: 9b7a8e

>>630981
Better yet, he may assume the keys fell with the sword if he notices them missing within the next few minutes. Lets just hope we can avoid the courtyard.

Still, time to make Sten's fuckup enormous. Once we free our sugartouched, let's leave him with some fun. Angel, if you see anyone in a cell that has any redeeming values at all, slip them the keys. They can plot their own little jailbreak later <3
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No. 631629 ID: 939c7f
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631629

>>630983
>>630998
>Angel, if you see anyone in a cell that has any redeeming values at all, slip them the keys.

Angel - Thank you for giving me this opportunity, How ever I'm sorry Gatling, I am a thief, a liar and a cheat, but what's about to happen, I sadly must keep secret, Even though I'm certain you will want to know, Trust me and pretend you didn't see.

>Angel sneaks up to a cell containing a withered man and opens the gate.

Angel - Blade brother, the time to rise is nigh...

Man - young brother... I thank you...

>Angel quietly slinks away towards the objective, without saying any other wards on the subject.
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No. 631633 ID: 939c7f
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631633

>Angel quickly open the door and moves into it, closing it lightly behind, insuring it doesn't lock. Inside the cell sits a massive woman, with bone white skin and crisp orange hair.

Angel - Wow... I've never seen a sugar touched before, I knew they were big, but she's huge, her head is almost twice as big as mine... Hard to believe she's starving...

>angel approaches the monstrous woman and gently touches her soft skin. She reacts and seems worried.

Angel - Listen, we are here to save you. Do not speak and follow our exact orders, you are in good hands. This knife is magic, let it guide you, you have to trust us.

>The thief plunges you into her soft marshmallow belly and you immediately feel weak, your belly crunches with hunger and anguish. You feel Eadola's breath hasten with panic and her mind races with fret.

Eadola - Oh no, Oh no what's going on, who are you, what did she put inside me. Who are you, who is this? whats going on, where are you taking me, who is this, who are you?!

Angel - Gatling, she's struggling try to calm her down while I get these binds undone.

>_ _ _
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No. 631635 ID: 9297f4

Eadola, we know you are innocent and are breaking you out. We are are an entity named Gatling. We mean you now harm. We understand you are weak, we feel it as you do, but we will try to get your body moving so we can get out. We can't supply you with nourishment at the moment, but when we get out, we will do our best to get you something to eat.
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No. 631693 ID: 9b7a8e

>>631633
Please, for now, trust us. Let us lead you to freedom. Concu told our King of your dilemma and we would like you to meet him. Relax for now, allow us to guide you to the debatable safety of freedom.
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No. 631801 ID: 939c7f
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631801

>>631635
>We can't supply you with nourishment at the moment, but when we get out, we will do our best to get you something to eat.

Eadola - *Oh thanks you... thanks you saviors, I've barely eaten in months, only just gotten by with scraps from tugging on my binds and the beatings the bearded one gives me... I was afraid I would soon die...*

>>631693
>Concu told our King of your dilemma and we would like you to meet him.

Eadola - *Concu, My darling Concubisco? You must be true hero's if she'd trust you with my delivery, I will help, I will serve. This king of yours, for saving my life, I will serve to my very end!*

>Angel unravels all her binds and helps pull the massive woman to her feet, you shuffle the fat woman's body down the corridor and follow Angel down the tunnel, But are immediately struck with a predicament. You feel her plump legs tightly packed in the tunnel, pushed by her weight and are now stuck. You don't seem to be easily going down or getting out.

Angel - Oh fucking hell... of course something like this was going to happen! Why didn't anyone tell me Sugar touched were nine foot tall obesities! Had I known I would of planned something that didn't involve narrow tunnels! Fuck fuck fucking Fuck!! Gatling!! Think of something, That is your job!!

Eadola - I'm sorry... I messed it up, didn't I?

>_ _ _
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No. 631806 ID: d90668

No its not your fault we just had no idea you were so big. Lack of info on our part.

Do you have any size changing magic maybe? Or any special physical attributes that we could take advantage of? We can do things to our host but do not want to hurt you in the process.

Lets feel her body and soul while we are in here. Will be hard to tell because we have no previous experience with Sugar touched but lets look for anything out of place. She might naturally be this big but there could be something else at work. Just be careful to not let her hunger overwhelm us while we are inside her.

To bad we can only nibble on souls. If we could absorb her excess fat we might be able to get her into the passage. Although the idea is sort of creepy now that I think about it.

Angel we are going to take a quick look at her to see if she has anything special that can help out. While we do that think of all the other possible exits she could fit through.
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No. 631814 ID: 9b7a8e

>>631801
get the bindings from the cell. corset up all that softness as best we can.

... wait, are her shoulders too wide?
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No. 631825 ID: d3be40

Well, Gatling COULD give Eadola a "trim". Maybe if he ate the pieces of her soul that were connected to her ribs and some of her fat tissue?

Yeah, I know. But keep in mind that she's a CANNIBAL FAIRY.
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No. 631831 ID: b2c9e1

>>631825
Yeah umm...No, let's not eat any souls. Especially if it could cripple her...I don't suppose we could make it out by say...jumping out a window or SOMETHING?
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No. 631835 ID: 9297f4

I don't mean to be offensive but are you naturally this big or is it from hunger, cause a lack off food does lead to the body bloating. If it's the first, then window may be be our best bet. No nibbling on souls due to us having a chance of failing to resist to. Can you push her up Angel? If not, we could just light on fire and cut around.... the floor....
Yeah, flame up, cut the passage to make it bigger, not enough to make it noticeable but enough to get her to shimmy out. If we had some kind of oil or other, this will be hella easier.
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No. 632315 ID: 939c7f
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632315

>>631806
>Do you have any size changing magic maybe?

Eadola - No sorry, I have some divine spells, but my mana pools are completely empty.

>Lets feel her body and soul while we are in here.

>You sense up her body, it's weak and hungry, under the thick marshmallow like fat, her muscles are weak and atrophied. Her soul seems mighty and glorious. Unlike Shenzi or Trixy, who's souls were blood red, The sugartouched soul is glowing white and emanates a faint pleasant sound, like bells or a choir.

>>631814
>get the bindings from the cell. corset up all that softness as best we can.

Angel - I doubt that those binds could wrap up all this... "all this"

>wait, are her shoulders too wide?

Eadola - I think they could fit if I hold my arms up... it's my belly that wont pass.

>>631825
>Maybe if he ate the pieces of her soul

>Eating her souls would not affect her body.

>>631835
>I don't mean to be offensive but are you naturally this big

Eadola - I've always been this big, ever since I could remember... I guess I was a baby once, but I can't think back that far.

>we could just light on fire and cut around.... the floor....

Angel - The floor is cobbled flagstone with earth and bedrock behind it, fire wont work and we don't have the cutting tools to rework it.

>>631831
>>631835
>>631806
>think of all the other possible exits she could fit through.

Angel - I literally told you guys not twenty minutes ago that the only way out of this place is though this tunnel, the front gate and off the top of the tower!! For all your perfect memory you guys forget shit easily don't you?! *sigh* The front gate is guarded by no less than three guards at this hour and Stern in on the tower taking a piss and he should already be on his way down that ladder and when he gets here, he's gonna spot Your Fat Ass!

Eadola - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Angel - *sigh* No, nono, it's okay, we're gonna get out of this... come on, push.

Eadola - Eep! What are you doing?

Angel - Pushing you out, come on, push!

>together they push the large woman out of the hole.

Angel - I'm taking this exit, once you escape meet me and the rest of the group at the east road junction. I'll be nearby, if you need something I'm right here...

>The thief gives Eadola the guards keys.

>_ _ _
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No. 632449 ID: 9b7a8e

this is a stealth nightmare. We shouldn't be mad at Angel for removing himself from this situation: we truly should have planned this better, and we still are in a position where we can escape.

Stern's gonna have an even worse night of it though. We have to get to the bottom of the ladder, when he'll be most vulnerable, then.. smother him unconscious. It will keep him from making any loud noises, won't necessarily kill him, and won't leave a mark. Eadola is much, much bigger than he is, and he's recently lost his sword, so its almost perfect. From there, its a long climb, and a long drop.
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No. 632469 ID: d90668

Before we trying dropping her off the tower we should ask if she can survive that sort of thing unscathed. Or we rouse Trixy for magical assistance and have her and some others waiting with a big fireman's net.

If we do need to move her out the front door we probably need to take over Stern when he comes down. Will have to use him as a distraction to help her get out unnoticed.

Thanks for the help again Angel. I know we are not the most reliable partners in crime but because of our unique nature our view on time is skewed. When you give us information we never forget it but can spend weeks in a timeless stasis arguing over things before snapping back to the present. So thus the constant requests for recapping information.
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No. 632548 ID: 9706e5

>>632469
You know, I think the surest way for this to work is to bring her back into the cell, come here with Trixy and have Trixy transform her into a smaller animal.

>>632315
>I have some divine spells, but my mana pools are completely empty.
Do you have divine spells that would help here? How do you replenish your mana? wasn’t there something about her eating lust or something?
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No. 632563 ID: eb959a

Trixy we need transformation magics! Can you channel them through us?
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No. 633199 ID: 939c7f
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633199

>>632449
>You waddle Eadola to the ladder and wait just out of the shafts sight. You hear the mans feet clanging against the metal ladder as he comes down... Stern arrives at the bottom of the ladder and brushes the snow off his shoulders before turning around and saying little to nothing, partially out of fear, but mostly out of being smothered by a giant womans soft belly. He struggles against you, but you hold him down easily. within a few long moments his efforts wean and cease. you drop his limb body.

>>632469
>If we do need to move her out the front door we probably need to take over Stern when he comes down

Angel - the front gate is a bad idea, there's a bunch of armed guards, two locked doors and a bared metal gate.

>Thanks for the help again Angel.

Angel - It's okay... I can be a hassle too, I'm glad we worked together on this, It would be nice if we could become friends...

>Before we trying dropping her off the tower we should ask if she can survive that sort of thing unscathed.

>Eadola looks up the shaft and sees the open sky...

Eadola - I wont die from it that's for sure, But I'll probably take a hit. I might break some bones or pass out, but I'll be back on my feet in a few minutes from those injuries. It takes a lot to keep a gal like me down~

>>632548

>Do you have divine spells that would help here?

Eadola - I can create light, repel evil beings, I can create a circle that protects from evil outsiders, I can imbue a steel weapon with holy might! And I can give the rallying call of a hero to those in need~

>How do you replenish your mana?

Eadola - The sun is the source of my magic, I can also gather mana from strong sources of faith, like a church or from a great act of goodness.

>come here with Trixy and have Trixy transform her into a smaller animal.

Trixy - Eh? go over there? ... Hmmn... I'm not even sure where that is. Would I be able to just walk in? cause I can't teleport somewhere I can't see.

>>632563
>Can you channel them through us?

Trixy - I could if you were my bound item... Now that you mention it, why aren't you my bound item? Let's get on that!

>You remember being the bound item of someone once before, the details are foggy at best... you remember... blood? Fire... flaming blood... And... a... a hat, of asses? that can't be right... You're sure you'll remember one day. Your opinions of Trixy are too fragmented at the moment and you lack empathy towards her, you cannot yet become the arcmages bound focalizer.

>what is Eadola to do, climb or wait for help?

>_ _ _
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No. 633203 ID: c26446

>>633199
Well Trixy, currently we are currently at the top of one of the towers of the Guard, embedded in a Sugartouched that utterly dwarfs everyone we've met. We are currently trying to get her sneakily out of the city.

Eadoo carried us from the Inn to the Guard's little prison once already, so we can guide you easily.
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No. 633204 ID: 9297f4

Let's blow this sweet roll stand. Climb up like a some kind of old play about a giant ape in a city.

>imbuing a steel weapon with holy might
Gentlemen, I think this castle is as good as ours.
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No. 633217 ID: d3be40

Climb up unless you hear creaks that have an interval of less than three seconds.
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No. 633236 ID: eb959a

> blood? Fire... flaming blood
You know me so well.

>Your opinions of Trixy are too fragmented at the moment and you lack empathy towards her, you cannot yet become the arcmages bound focalizer.
See this is why we friends the demigod wizard must.

Angel, can you create a distraction out front? Like, say, setting the stocks on fire.
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No. 633282 ID: 939c7f
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633282

rolled 15 = 15

>>633236
>Angel, can you create a distraction out front? Like, say, setting the stocks on fire.

Angel - I don't see the point in that... Plus I'd have to climb down this ladderless shaft, run all the way to the edge of town, leave the tunnel, run back all the way here and then start a fire. Unless it's real important, I'm a feeling a little hard pressed to do that.

>>633203
>Well Trixy, currently we are currently at the top of one of the towers of the Guard [...] so we can guide you easily.

Trixy - Oh, okay. Let me just get a little something on, brush some of this wax off and maybe wash my hands. Give me a minute I'll be right there.

>>633204
>>633217
>Let's blow this sweet roll stand. Climb up like a some kind of old play about a giant ape in a city.

Eadola - Mmmnn... sweet rolls~

>Eadola climbs the ladder, her weak arms barely manage to carry her massive body up the shaft, though long and hard, she manages... At the top, Eadola basks in the cold wind, the snow flakes against her skin and the sight of the stars and the moon. smiling cheerfully at the world that was taken from her.

>Trixy arrives at the base of the tower.

Trixy - alrighty, here I am master. I hope I can be useful to you. So what do you need me for?

>Constitution check: 83 (three stories) - 30 (brittle bones) - 15 (hardy) + 10 = 48

above = 96 crit. fail
Above = 75 Great failure
above = 49 failure
below = 48 success
below = 05 crit. success

>_ _ _
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No. 633283 ID: d3be40

Climb up, and try to transform into some kind of sun mirror lens, so that Eadola can restore her mana. Or just make a parachute, but that might not work off the bat.
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No. 633287 ID: d90668

We want to get her from the top of this tower to the bottom with the least amount of damage. Also quietly.

You are the expert on what magic you can do so we will run some ideas past you and you tell us which one you think would work the best.

So you could turn her into a bird or something that could make the climb down. Or make her float a bit so she falls slower. Maybe make a part of the ground near you soft and bouncy so she can aim for it.

Dimension door her down. Make yourself a giant ape and climb up to retrieve her. Make her a giant ape and have her climb down to retrieve you. Shrink the whole tower so she can step off easily. Make a portal from here to there so she can walk through.

Anyways there are some ideas for you.
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No. 633289 ID: bd8b82

you are about to have a guest. find them something to eat.
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No. 633292 ID: 46df9e

You should look up and avoid the Sugar-touched that I believe just jumped from the tower.
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No. 633294 ID: 939c7f
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633294

>>633283
>so that Eadola can restore her mana.

Trixy - Mana regeneration? Oh that would take hours.

>>633287
>>633289
>>633292

>You are the expert on what magic you can do so we will run some ideas past you and you tell us which one you think would work the best. [...] make her float a bit so she falls slower.

Trixy - Oh that's easy! Just give me a minute to remember that spell and then I'll cast...

>you are about to have a guest, find them something to eat.

Trixy - it on... Heh? Aaah!

>Eadola crashes relatively harmfree, mere feet from Trixy.

Eadola - Hello little friend~

Trixy - My god you could of killed me! *sigh* well probably not, now that I think of it... I don't really have organs most of the time... but By the gods couldn't you have looked first?!

Eadola - Teehee, sorry~ the important part if that neither of us are dead right?

Trixy - *pout* I guess... so this is our guest? Then i guess this is for you.

>Trixy snaps her fingers and a rather large muffin pops out of thin air. The sugar touched voraciously grabs it out of her hand and shoves it down her gluttonous throat.

Trixy - Wow! easy there miss muffet. don't choke.

Eadola - thk-thank you... Mmnn ... so much... *cough cough* thank you.

Trixy - Well... you're welcome, you should, probably go. this is a break out right?

Eadola - Mmmn... yeh, I've broken a rib or two and both my clavicles but I'll be fine, I'll just... Walk it off.

Trixy - Sorry I'm fresh out of creation magic.

Eadola - eh? oh no, I'm serious it'll heal in like ten minutes. either way, I've gotta run. I hope I'll see you again little friend.

Trixy - yeah... you to...

>Follow Trixy or Eadola
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No. 633301 ID: 9297f4

Hardcore Eadola. Thanks Trixy. I want to follow Eadola up till we get her with the group.
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No. 633305 ID: dbe554

Well that's certainly a sight to see someone literally faceplanted into the dirt like that.

Either way we will follow Eadola, we have to make sure eadola gets back safely and all.
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No. 633306 ID: c26446

>>633294
( Follow Eadola )
Thank you Trixy. We need to ensure Eadola ends up with the Ironroot excursion. Then, hopefully, it will be bedtime~

It would be best to cover Eadola's tracks for her.. or at least the sugar-touched shaped crater we left. And your own, as well. We don't want those people kicking our door down.
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No. 633369 ID: 5e00ee

Follow...er..fine follow the big girl for now.
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No. 633679 ID: 089581

Sorry to bring you out into the cold just to cover some other girls tracks. Give trixie a big kiss and hug.
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No. 634409 ID: 939c7f
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634409

>>633301
>>633305
>>633306
>>633369
>>633679
>Well that's certainly a sight to see someone literally faceplanted into the dirt like that.

Eadola - Well it wouldn't be the first time, and it wont be the last. Gravity is the fastest way to travel my mother once told me~

>Thank you Trixy. We need to ensure Eadola ends up with the Ironroot excursion. Then, hopefully, it will be bedtime~

Trixy - I understand master, The mission comes first. *blush* I'll be waiting for you~

>It would be best to cover Eadola's tracks for her.. or at least the sugar-touched shaped crater we left. And your own, as well. We don't want those people kicking our door down.

Trixy - Yeah that makes sense. Here big lady, hold still...

>Trixy casts a quick spell and tosses a hand full of glowing feathers at the sugartouced.

Trixy - There you go, thanks to my feather fall spell, you're nearly weightless. even as big as you are, you can hop on over with giant leaps, they'll never be able to follow your tracks if they're so far apart. I'll stay behind and cover your crater and my own tracks... Hmmn... wouldn't want to get caught though, I may not be sneaky, but let me show you how archmages do sneaky~

>Trixy pulls her clothes off and drops them to the ground, they shimmer into dust and drift in the wind as they leave her body, as she undresses she casts a spell and slowly her body becomes invisible.

Trixy - and there we go~ Sorry I'd cast it on you to, but you'd probably become nauseous and pass out, being invisible is a lot harder than people tell in folk tales... Well I'll take care of things here, you go big lady.

Eadola - Thanks you so much little witch friend, I hope I can repay you someday.

Trixy - Start by never calling me a witch ever again.

Eadola - Oh my, I'm very sorry...

Trixy - It's okay, just go. I'll see you again someday.

>She hops away like a balloon caught in the breeze.

>Give trixie a big kiss and hug.

>You cannot contact Trixy in her inner palace, since you are not currently possessing her.

>You follow Eadola to see her to her destination. The invisible mage calls out to you she stutters and mumbles as she talks to you.

Trixy - oh master! I... I just wanted to say... well... I remember what happened... in the white place... when I went beyond the wall... You might not recall, but... I just wanted to say that... well... I was in a different state back then... I had spent a long time... bound and tormented without release... I kinda just lost control and needed to explode a bit... what I'm trying to say... I love you master, I want to please you, I really do. I want to be with you, be one with you... But I don't want you to think of me as a whore... I'm playfull for sure. but... I just don't want you to think badly of me... I... I'm really sorry master, you probably don't want to hear this... I'll just... cover these tracks and go to bed... see you soon master...
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No. 634418 ID: ae8f33

>>634409
I think we understand. You're enjoying freedom for the first time in ages. Hopefully, the kingdom that is born here will allow us to cherish that freedom for ages more.
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No. 634421 ID: 939c7f
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634421

>hoping gently in the breeze, the massive woman quickly skips across town and arrives at the eastern road, following it deep into the woods. after a while the spell wears off and she is spotted by a few allies.

Roland - I take it you're the angelborn we saved?

Angel - Yup that's her, Glad to see my efforts weren't in vain.

Allana - Why is she naked?

Roland - come on Eadola, the rest of the gang is further up, setting up camp. you'll be safe with-no of course not!

angel - Excuse me?

Roland - no, nothing... Just a voice in my head saying foolish things.

Angel - oh, Gatling's being little prick eh?

Roland - Something like that... Come with us, we'll feed you.

Eadola - Don't mind if I do~

>angel grabs her arm suddently.

Angel - There's an ashtouched in our group, he's not fond of your kind. So if he says anything unpleasant tell Master Gatling and we'll deal with him. We're all friends here, there's no need to make enemies.

Eadola - thank you little friend... Oh... are you a boy or a girl? It's kinda hard to tell in this light.

>Angel grumbles and storms off...
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No. 634426 ID: 9297f4

Word of the wise Eadola: don't worry about Angel's gender. They don't really like discussing it.

Anyways, let's see the group.
Hopefully we have enough for an level up so we can make a 3rd blade.
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No. 634433 ID: 939c7f
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634433

>>634426
Good point! I almost forgot you completed a quest just now

-You completed a complex quest made even harder by your lack of preparation-

>Gatling is now level 11

choose two different stats to gain +5 and one of the following perks...

>greater telepathy [you can read the surface thoughts of those not in your party]

>Tongues [You vaguely understand any language]

>Advanced Multy-possession* [dominate an additional person] (can be taken multiple times)

>Throwing [+15 Bs when used as a throwing weapon]

>Greater hatred [plus 30% critical hit chance, when rolling to wound yourself.]

>Spiritual empathy [Gatling can control his spiritual distance]

>Glutton Gatling [+20 to checks made to devour souls]

>Internal discipline [additional +20 to avoid devouring souls]

>spiritual commune [You may project your mind into someones soul, if you are invited]

>Greater flames [Gatlings fire is hotter, dealing more damage]

>Lust from pain [Gatling and those possessed gain temporary stat bonuses instead of feeling pain (+15 Ws, Bs, Con & Fell)]

>I... I think I love her? [You feel mutual love for the white bold, love for which she Burned]

>Hyper sensory [Gatling can induce heightened senses to those possessed. the intensity can be controlled with a will save, a slight brush might translate into horrible pain or uncontrollable pleasure. though lesser intensities are possible...]

>Advanced bodily controls [Gatling has a greater control over possessed bodies. Gatling can command the body to sleep or wake up at will, induce compulsive actions such as spasms, orgasms, regurgitation or paralysis, and other normally difficult/impossible to actively control actions]

>_ _ _
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No. 634445 ID: 9297f4

Ballista(or whatever bs is, hope it's not our level of bullshit) and dex.
And multipossession so the group can take another us for when they're out.
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No. 634457 ID: d3be40

Increase dexterity and agility, so that when he gets his new body, he can utilize his possession knives more efficiently.

Advanced Bodily Controls: If Gatling can obtain a state where he can control two possession targets at once by using two knives, then it's a simple matter of calling both knives into a possession target, throwing one of the knives into a another possession target, and paralyzing one of them with spasms. This allows the non-spasmed target to summon both knives and throw one.
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No. 634494 ID: 6a7b65

Bs agi and another knife. Well want a spare in case we need to use a shared for the black smith
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No. 634499 ID: 939c7f
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634499

Ballistic skill, agility up and Advanced Multy-possession*1

- - -

>Eadola is now level 6 pleasure priest.

Her perks are as follows

>Light bringer [can cast basic light spells]
>Light bearer [Can summon greater light spells]
>helping hand [+10 to aid another]
>healing hands [+10 to healing [magic&mundane]]
>Cheerful demeanor [raise opposed opinion by one]
>lustful habits [+15 charisma to lewd acts]
>Sinful acts [+15 cha coaxing another into lewd acts]

choose two different stats to gain +5 and one of the following perks...

>Mana pool [increased mana pool]
>Light manifesto [stronger spells still]
>Familiar of light [summon a light elemental]
>Giants strength [+15 str]
>Lay on hands [can conduct a minor healing once per day]
>basic medicine [+10 int to alchemy]
>Always a pleasure [raises opposed opinion by one]
>wholefully committed [can produce some lust spells]
>Greater pleasures [+15 cha to lewd acts]
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No. 634518 ID: 6a7b65

Both into agi since it's laughably low. Either the light familiar or lust spells. The light elemental will rock the haunted mansion but lust spells are good as well.
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No. 634525 ID: ea0ad9

>Angel - oh, Gatling's being little prick eh?
(More like... a sister. Just don't tell Roland we said that, he'd throw a fit. Best to just say, "What we would be if we were virtuous")

>Oh... are you a boy or a girl? It's kinda hard to tell in this light.
Yeaaah kind of forgot to mention it, but Angel is Angel. They, not He or She. Though we'll probably say he or she out of habit. Don't ask them about their gender in the future, please. Stop, don't apologize to us, you can apologize to Angel directly once you've met everybody.
>Eadola is now level 6 pleasure priest.
Intelligence, Agility, Lay on hands.
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No. 634531 ID: d3be40

>>634525
Seconded.
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No. 634592 ID: 939c7f
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634592

Inteligence and agility ups and she gains Lay on hands

- - -

>Eadola is now level 6 Thief.

choose two different stats to gain +5 and one of the following perks...

>Resist the urge [+5 will to resist stealing]
>Let it go [+15 sleight of hand, falls deeper into darkness]
>Advanced lock picking [+15 to lock picking]
>Last resort [weapon proficiency: knives, saps and crossbows]
>Journeyman stealing [+20 to sleight of hand]
>Deep pockets [the theif can conjure a single item, once per day, no bigger than his pocket and that he could of resonably "found"]
>Journeyman stealth [+20 to sneaking]
>Follow in the shadows [+10 aid another to sneaking]
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No. 634598 ID: d3be40

>>634592
You mean ANGEL is a Level 6 Thief.
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No. 634600 ID: 939c7f

>>634598
yes, that was a typo. please ignore it.

Angel gained a level. Angel is now a level 6 thief

choose two different stats to gain +5 and one of the following perks...

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No. 634605 ID: 739b70

Con and fell, Journeyman stealing
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No. 634607 ID: d3be40

Increase WS and INT, gain Deep Pockets perk.
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No. 634611 ID: 62f2d6

Int and fell, journeyman stealing
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No. 634612 ID: 89941a

Dex and Cha I think? And Let it go
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No. 635070 ID: ea0ad9

>>634612
I'd rather not go for Let It Go. Angel expressed a desire to tune down his habits, and simply loved the idea of stealing something too much to ignore the urge.

Int and Dex, Advanced Lockpicking.
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No. 635219 ID: 939c7f
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635219

angel ups Inteligenceand Fellowship, and gains journeyman stealing

- - - - -

>You watch as The sugartouched mingles with her new cohorts, as they accept her among them surprisingly easily. You yourself feel drawn to her, she has a certain... radiance to her personality that you can't quite ignore. How ever the meet and greet is rather short, after a brief supper its off to bed. Bacon buries the soup and smothers the fire to keep potential followers from finding them off the beaten trail. Just as you're about to act, Pipo attracts your attention with a problematic face.

Pipo - H-hey Gatling... I eum, have a little pickle on my hands... You see I've never been out on adventures like this and I... well forgot to bring a tent or place to sleep. So I asked around and the gnolls couldn't help, and Roland's tent is full, what with Alanna sharing with it... But Shenzi was happy to accept... except that Eadola is also gonna be sharing our... somewhat small tent... I eum... would be nestled between... two giant women... with voluptuous bosoms bigger than my head... I... I don't know what to do... I'm a priest now, priests aren't supposed to have dirty thoughts... right? I... I've never been with a woman... I don't know how to deal with all this... HHmmn... You like helping people right? I'll follow your guidance.

>_ _ _
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No. 635222 ID: a9753c

Dude, just go to bed. Don't worry about the restrictions, worry about the consequences. You CAN sleep on the floor, you know.
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No. 635225 ID: 6d4595

>I'm a priest now, priests aren't supposed to have dirty thoughts... right?
As a priest, I think it's more important that you don't succumb to those dirty thoughts rather than just not having them. It's probably a better show of faith to have temptations and to resist them, which proves that your convictions are stronger than whatever caused the temptations in the first place, than just not having them at all, which doesn't really mean much because you would have always felt that way whether you were a priest or not.
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No. 635227 ID: 9297f4

Pipo, in this rag team we have, we will have many a people that will be attractive/voluptuous most likely appearing in the future. But you are still a teenager I think? I have no doubt you will have those thoughts and reactions. But, you must over come those feelings through meditation no doubt. And most of all, don't think about it. Try to think of them as mother figures, they won't do anything to you unless you ask. And you want to be a priest, you don't ask.
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No. 635241 ID: 6ac522

>>635219
The whole chastity/celibacy thing varies widely from faith to faith, but for now, you shouldn't worry so much about your thoughts, as how you'll act based on those thoughts.

And this one: Eadola just spend an extended period in prison. Tonight is her first opportunity to rest and relax in a long time. Probably not a good time to get frisky. Shenzi's also had a fairly busy day, though the details are somewhat personal.

Lastly: what would your mother think?
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No. 635264 ID: d90668

Some priests follow that sort of path yes. Its not for everyone but forsaking from sexual pleasures can help some people reach a more enlightened state. But it varies wildly from religion to religion.

But if you are constantly fighting with perfectly normal urges its a bad idea. At your age sex is something that will be on your mind all the time. Trying to deny that sort of stuff will just make you confused and surly in the long run.

Don't feel bad about having lustful thoughts. We have plenty of people in camp who would undoubtedly love to spend a night with you if you asked politely.

So for tonight go ahead and join the nice ladies who are willing to share there tent. Honestly the worst that could happen is they both snore and snuggle to much so you are too hot and cant sleep. And you get stuck with a embarrassing erection all night.

Just make sure to respect peoples boundaries and such. Unless they don't want you to. But honestly that is the advanced relationship class and you are not ready for that one yet.

That and we probably could not honestly point you in the direction of a god that preached celibacy. We don't even currently have a body of our own and we rather like the pleasures of the flesh. So telling you to avoid them would make us hypocrites.
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No. 635275 ID: 27c0e0

Have you taken a vow of celibacy? Dose the priesthood you've joined require it?
I don't think you have anything to worry about, I don't think either of them will try something unless you what to and if you do I'm sure they are both gentle and considerate lovers, you know for their size.
Keep in mind we don't know much about Eadola or sugartouched in general (at least when it comes to sex) and Shenzi has a penis.
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No. 635359 ID: 6ac522

Come to think of it, Where are our (now three) shards? Clearly one is here at the camp.. but our King has the other? If we have any control over it, the one in Eadoo's possession should be the one to divide, and we should probably grant it to Trixy.

We need to keep an eye on that girl, for so many, many reasons.
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No. 635431 ID: ea0ad9

>I'm a priest now, priests aren't supposed to have dirty thoughts... right?
Talk to Banzai, we don't actually know the conditions of serving Yrra.
And technically, until you initiate the rights of priesthood, you're only a priest-in-training... Did you initiate them after talking with Ed?

Anyways, the Sugartouched thrives off of, quote, "Good," unquote, emotions. Things like comfort, glee, enthusiasm... and lust. As long as the mind registers it as a good thing, so will her body and her mana. ...Well, I think her body fills up on emotions, maybe it's only her mana.
Anyways, large as she is, she's probably also soft. A simple spooning with her--you, of course, being the little spoon, let's not go poking her--will probably help you to relax and fall into an easier sleep.
>>635225 This is also a good point, and the two are compatible ideas.
[To Eadola]Say, Pipo's not got a whole lot of Priestly experience, so he's worried. Is your grip soft enough to safely hold him in a spoon-embrace? That way even if his hormones get the better of him, it won't have any effect on you, anyways.
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No. 635521 ID: 939c7f
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635521

>>635225
>As a priest, I think it's more important that you don't succumb to those dirty thoughts rather than just not having them.

Pipo - You're right! I'll show my faith by resisting my impure urges, while I sleep with these giant gorgeous women.

>>635227
>But you are still a teenager I think?

Pipo - I've never actually been sure about that... My mother tells me that in an orcish tribe, I would have been a man four years ago, but in human society I'm not a man for another two... So as a half orc... I'm just confused, no one could ever really give me a clear answer...

>Try to think of them as mother figures

Pipo - You're right! They even kinda remind me of mother... So big and strong~

>>635241
>The whole chastity/celibacy thing varies widely from faith to faith

Pipo - Does it? I've never heard of other religions than imperialism and recently Orcus... And niter of them really like their priests getting any... But maybe Yurra is more lenient. I'll have to look into that.

>>635275
>Have you taken a vow of celibacy? Dose the priesthood you've joined require it?

Pipo - I haven't taken any vows to Yurra yet... I hope it doesn't retroactively harm my chances at priesthood... not that I'm gonna do anything! Just... the thoughts that is...

>... and Shenzi has a penis.

>The words: "Shenzi has a penis" Echo in the young boys mind as he grows steadily uncomfortable.

Pipo - Y-yeah, whats wrong with that. It's not like I care. I don't even like girls with P-penises. I wasn't gonna do anything anyways... p-penis or not.

>>635264
>So for tonight go ahead and join the nice ladies who are willing to share there tent. Honestly the worst that could happen is they both snore and snuggle to much so you are too hot and cant sleep. And you get stuck with a embarrassing erection all night.

Pipo - Yeah, okay I'll Take them up on it then. I just hope I can catch some sleep.

>>635431
>Talk to Banzai, we don't actually know the conditions of serving Yrra.

pipo - planning on it tomorrow. I didn't get the time in for it.

>Did you initiate them after talking with Ed?

Pipo - I couldn't find him. He's kinda sneaky...

>[To Eadola]Say, Pipo's not got a whole lot of Priestly experience, so he's worried. Is your grip soft enough to safely hold him in a spoon-embrace? That way even if his hormones get the better of him, it won't have any effect on you, anyways.

Eadola - Sure thing friend~

>Pipo hesitantly enters the tent, finding a heap of hay covered by a large furry skin serving as a bed. Pipo nervously lies down in the clearing between them and Eadola grabs him, hugging against him tightly.

Eadola - Don't worry lil guy. Just think of me a big soft pillow~

Pipo - Oh... okay. I'll just go to sleep now... Heh... night...

>Pipo tries to rest as the two beasts fall quickly asleep. their sleeping habits pestering their tiny guest.

Pipo - Well it's just as you said... I'd end up hot, awake and with a embarrassing boner... Miss Shenzi really loves holding my head against her chest and keeps bucking her hips every so often... it doesn't help that her... P... her junk is rubbing against mine... and Eadola isn't much better, plus my pillow is over there, the blanket rolled off as soon as they fell asleep and I can't even move and inch... they're so much stronger than me... But on the plus side. Eadola smells like sweet rolls and I'm caught between a fluffy dog and a giant pillow... It could definitely be worst I guess... In fact I've had worst sleepless nights... I just have to focus on sleep... Yeah... I just gotta go to sleep and then I wont think about perversions~
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No. 635525 ID: 9297f4

There are men who would dream to be in your situation and men who would commend your willpower. I am of the latter group. Stay strong, Pipo and you will grow to be a man that all other men will want be.

So you are about 16? That's yeah I would say you're not adult in human standards but hey, act like an adult and people will treat you like one. It's all in the matter of how you hold yourself.

Now I'm rambling. Just relax and enjoy your "pillows" if you know what I mean.
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No. 635534 ID: 6ac522

>>635521
there is a simple form of meditation you could try to help you sleep.

Close your eyes, concentrate only on the sound of your own heartbeat. Then, measure your breaths. Four seconds to inhale, four seconds to exhale. stick with that pattern and eventually you should nod off.

Though.. you might not find as much relief in your dreams as you hope. People dream all sorts of odd things and forget them within a few moments of waking up again.
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No. 635546 ID: eef211

>>635521
Try going backwards through the alphabet in your head, Should help both with boners and getting to sleep. hopefully
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No. 635599 ID: 8d99f5

Try meditation. If that dosen't work think about something horrible like Eadola eating you or Shenzi taking a crap or you mom taking a crap or what possibly happened to your father.
No actually don't think about any of those things, think about laying in a field looking up at shapes in the clouds(not boobs) and remembering an old song you like.
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No. 635617 ID: 0b04d9

Regardless of the future, youre not a priest yet. You're practically a grown man and depending on your vows may never have another chance to become a man. Since you seem to like your sleeping companions, why not go for it? Grab that dong and play a song - make that big ol floppy skin flute tootaloot on your boodaboot then reach over and give a tug on the little pink bug under Eadola's fugrug.
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No. 635625 ID: 46df9e

Yes, sleeping will definitely clear any and all perverse thoughts from your head. There is certainly no way you may have naughty dreams once you've fallen asleep.
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No. 635912 ID: 939c7f
File 142975123619.jpg - (31.09KB , 800x533 , tempting.jpg )
635912

rolled 27 = 27

>>635525
>>635617
>You're practically a grown man and depending on your vows may never have another chance to become a man. Since you seem to like your sleeping companions, why not go for it? Grab that dong and play a song - make that big ol floppy skin flute tootaloot on your boodaboot then reach over and give a tug on the little pink bug under Eadola's fugrug.

>Your words seed lust in Pipo's mind, struggling between his desires and his faith, The young priest to be, makes a will save to resist his urges.

will save = 38 - 15 (Sinful acts) = 23

Above 92 crit failure
above 73 fails to resist both
above 60 fails to resist Shenzi
Above 23 fails to resist Eadola
Below 24 success
Below 03 crit success
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No. 635922 ID: 9297f4

>>635617
GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. YOU GOD DAMN CUNT. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.

>>635912
PIPO. WHAT WOULD YOU MOTHER THINK? We'll ask Banzai if it's good or not, okay?

[To Banzai] Banzai, what does Yurra think about their priests having sex? We need answers quick please, apologies if you're sleeping or busy.
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No. 635923 ID: d3be40

LEAVE. THE. TENT.
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No. 635946 ID: d90668

Oh man so close and yet so far.

Good luck kid, hopefully things wont go to badly for you.
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No. 635948 ID: 6ac522

Aaand Saint Pipo falls from grace.
Or perhaps achieves enlightenment?
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No. 635954 ID: 939c7f
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635954

>>635922
>[To Banzai] Banzai, what does Yurra think about their priests having sex? We need answers quick please, apologies if you're sleeping or busy.

>You find Banzai awake in his tent next to a sleeping Bacon.

Banzai - Heh? Oh no worries, I was just reading. Yurra's priests are not chaste, well I don't think they are. Heck they take on wives when they take their vows. Ray, the priest in my tribe, before I was abducted, He had six wives and two husbands, yet he banged with everyone he met. So yeah, Yurra mostly wants his priests to protect the weak, I don't think he cares where their penises go.
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No. 635955 ID: 9297f4

Well we freaked out for nothing. GO WILD PIPO. BE A MAN. YOU STICK THE THING IN THE THING.
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No. 635956 ID: 6ac522

>>635954
Wait.. he's required to get married?

Pipo: seems you're in the clear. Just remember, these two aren't passing acquaintances. If things go well you may be with them for a long time.

Eadola: Have fun, but try not to break anything~
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No. 635966 ID: d3be40

Focus on leaving the tent. You can build a campfire and read outside.

Keep your options open.
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No. 635971 ID: 2c759a

hey eadola, pipo might try to molest you. if you can hear us please do us a favor and dont let him.
there's been enough banging going on for now.
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No. 635972 ID: 8c0f7c

Ya how bout we skip the sex for a bit. Eadola please don't bang pipo.
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No. 635973 ID: 05d909

Don't be ridiculous.

Pipo, you are a man now, and if your bedmates are receptive then you should absolutely enjoy yourself. Eadoo's court are far from modest or chaste, you should enjoy the company of your peers where you can.
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No. 636007 ID: a83256

>>635956
That’s not what he said. He said "He’d bang everyone, but six people were his wives".

>>635912
Good news! You can have as much sex as you want.
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No. 636253 ID: 939c7f
File 142992566327.jpg - (50.75KB , 800x533 , concu in trouble.jpg )
636253

>Pipo slowly squeezes out of Shenzie's deathgrasp and snuggles up against Eadola. Who gently wakes smiling, from Pipo's tender nibbling of her pink nipple. MeanWhile! Back in Kojiro you sense Trouble coming towards the inn. Five guardsmen, come knocking at the door.

Gorister - alright boys, search every inch of this place. Don't engage if she's found!

Concu - Oh hello Lord commander~ To what do I owe the pleasure?

Gorsiter - Close your legs succubus! I'll have none of your magic!

Concu - Magic? What ever are you speaking of? Here I thought you liked children...

Gorister - You close your mouth and you close your legs or I'll close them for you! I should kill you where you stand for your crimes...

Concu - And those would be?

Gorister - Theft, Arson, indignity, Murder...

Concu - All of which I am innocent of. Like you, I have done nothing wrong~

Gorister - And your most recent of crimes, breaking a dangerous monster out of custody!

Concu - I don't know what you're talking about? D-did you let Eadola escape?

Gorsiter - Drop the act Whore, we know she's here.

Concu - Feel free to surprise me, She's not. This is the first I've heard of her escape.

Gorister - We can save a lot of time and property damage if you tell us where she is, Concubisco!

Concu - I am telling the truth, I do not know where she is. I know where she might be, but I know she's not here.

Gorister - Don't fuck with me Girl! Tell me!

>The man draws his steel mace.

Concu - Wow, wow now... no need for violence, I'm being extremely cooperative~

>Gorister brings his weapon crashing down right next to her breaking a delicate tea set, splashing boiling hot drink on the young girl's leg.

Concu - Aahh!! Please! calm down!

Gorister - Tell me wench.

Concu - Okay fine! Just calm down! *shesh* A man named Roland was asking about her, he left town about an hour ago. He was heading north towards the capital. And she might be with my witch...

Gorister - she might be~?

Concu - Wh-when you locked her away, I told her to go see a friend of mine, if ever she escaped... She might be there. It's in the southern forest, in the greenbog. Th-the witch of the wild, she's a friend of mine. tell her I sent you, she'll let you pass.

Gorister - How can I trust you?

Concu - Look, you can search as much as you want, here's the keys, look everywhere, she's not here.

Gorister - See? that wasn't so hard... Anderson! You and your brother, search this place, check every nook and cranny. Sargent mayors, form a search party and take the northern roads. Pask, You find Thern and Wright and search the green bog. Stern, if you find anything of note, you have my permission to burn this place to the ground, you fucked up once tonight, don't fuck up again.

Stern - Of course Commander, it won't happen again, commander.

Concu - What?!

Gorister - I have your word that nothing wrong is happening here? It had better be worth it~

>The commander exits and the guardsmen disperse.

>_ _ _
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No. 636254 ID: bd8b82

wow, any laws about property damages when evidence of accused crimes fail to surface?
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No. 636256 ID: d3be40

Were those the police?

Where the hell did he get that armor?! The Imperium of West Wolfenstein?!

Nice work misdirecting him, but you need to get some security at your place; they'll likely point the blame in your direction even if you hide all evidence of your involvement.

Alright, what new intel and jobs do you have for us?
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No. 636257 ID: 9297f4

I hope you have the information hidden somewhere, cause they may find it. Guess we should also let everybody else know in the inn the situation before they enter without knocking.
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No. 636297 ID: 6ac522

>>636253
There is a distinct shortage of decent human beings in this town.

Okay, where are those notes on Eadola and how quickly can they be burnt?
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No. 636325 ID: ea0ad9

Wow what the hell, Elves are practically humans.
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No. 636732 ID: 939c7f
File 143019629407.jpg - (71.04KB , 800x533 , guys angry at trixy.jpg )
636732

>>636254
>wow, any laws about property damages when evidence of accused crimes fail to surface?

Concu - The only law here, are the guards...

>>636256
>Were those the police?

Concu - Yep...

>Alright, what new intel and jobs do you have for us?

Concu - What? Dude, it's not the time. I'll tell you tomorrow, if my house doesn't get burnt down

>>636297
>>636257
>Okay, where are those notes on Eadola and how quickly can they be burnt?

Concu - All my sensitive material is safely stocked in Jessabelle's basement, all the way across town from here... I'll have to remember to give her a bonus for saving my bacon on this... I just hope it's enough.

>>636325
>Wow what the hell, Elves are practically humans.

Concu - Tell them that... Those imperials pigs, think humans descend from angels and that elves are born from trees!

>The two guards go door to door on the second floor of the inn, investigating and causing a raucous. They knock at the fourth room on the right and little Trixy opens the door.

Trixy - Oh, hey there Bluetail! How yah doing?

Stern - My god not you! What the fuck are you doing here?

Harsh - I told you to leave town little rat. Your dirty witchcraft is not wanted here and neither is your filthy rat kind.

Trixy - *grump* You're making me mad. You should be grateful I'm not allowed to zap you without permission. And for your information, I'm not leaving anytime soon. I've got busyness here and you're not going to stop me.

Stern - We don't give a shit about your busyness, you're vermin and a blight, get the fuck out or we'll take you out.

Trixy - After what I did to you last time, you really shouldn't be making threats~

Harsh - Fucking Rat bitch, you should learn some god damned manners~!
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No. 636733 ID: 939c7f
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636733

>The man steps forwards and kicks Trixy clear across the room against a rickety table, breaking the short leg. Trixy's reagents clatter on top of her and along the floor.

Trixy - Oof!!

Stern - Wow! watch out she's dangerous.

Harsh - Ha! you heard her, she can't zap us. So she's barely a threat.

Trixy - You assholes...

Harsh - Oh shut up you little whore rat. I hope you're happy, cause this officially qualifies as funny busyness. So thanks to you, this entire place is gonna go up in smokes... As soon as we kill your sorry ass and your stupid false god too~

>The flaming room is Trixy's soul boils and bellows. She grits her teeth so hard they chip...

Trixy - *Hey Master Gatling... Back at the academy, they used to call me a Magezeker... And I'm getting really... Really angry, right about now... So you'd B-better posses me, cause I can't promise there'll be anything left of these sons of bitches!!*

>_ _ _
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No. 636736 ID: d90668

We only stopped you before because we did not realize how bad these guys were. Honestly I am fine with you killing the lot of them.

That being said we don't want to burn down the house and going berserk might have more collateral damage than we want.

So lets take over and help you destroy a few guards.
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No. 636741 ID: dbe554

Before as said we had no idea that these people were so vile, so rough, so uncouth! We will help possess you, it's been a while since someone has been made to do the Burny Dance. Of course there may be nothing left of them, but it doesn't matter so long as the place is left intact.

Such people have no place in our empire.
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No. 636743 ID: 212dec

Let us do this together love
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No. 636744 ID: d3be40

Stab them, we'll do the rest.
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No. 636750 ID: b283c9

Seems like they could do with a second upbringing if you catch my drift. Perhaps even as girls, to get some of that crude behaviour removed.
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No. 636762 ID: ea0ad9

>So you'd B-better posses me, cause I can't promise there'll be anything left of these sons of bitches!!
Let's just possess her. We do NOT want her to go berserk and drive the whole town down on Concu.
Instead... Much as I want to hurt these bastards, we can NOT leave any evidence that connects back to Trixy or Concu. Trixy, think you can help guide us, sweetie? Let's go human, and when they try anything, we can cry to the commander they were attacking you like a rat, when you're clearly not. Let him punish them for attacking an innocent, even in his eyes, women.
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No. 636763 ID: ea0ad9

>>636762
Oh, and the talking can be done on our side, since we have the capacity to lie.
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No. 636768 ID: 535e5d

Trixie. Please don't do anything to them yet. We need a plan. Then one night we can barricade them in their own guardhouse and set it ablaze, burning them alive, trapped in their own quarters. Now doesn't that sound fun?
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No. 636779 ID: 6ac522

>>636733
Damnit. They have flatly stated that they're going to burn the place down. If we alter them, their chief will probably notice fairly quick and bring even more torches.

This is going to strain relations with pretty much all of humankind. But the alternative is unacceptable.

These men are not fit to protect the people of this city, or even to live.

Don't leave anything recognizable. Not even a drop of blood. Make them into the ultimate disappearing act.
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No. 636781 ID: eef211

>>636779
Welp, Let's see...let's make them pigs...and send their delicious bacon to the other guards...Or is that too evil?~
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No. 636785 ID: bd8b82

>>636779
what if the chief is dead too?
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No. 636799 ID: 05d909

Show control Trixy. Keep calm.

You can remove them if, and only if you leave absolutely no evidence they were there. It's obvious the guard aren't going to be on our side, ever, so a few disappearances of their worst offenders might at least scare them straight a bit.

Unfortunately you need to leave immediately after this. We aren't ready for a real confrontation and it's obvious they are itching to hurt you. Join our traveling party I suppose.
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No. 636918 ID: 5e00ee

If you can eradicate them and the other guards searching the place without leaving remains or destroying the place go ahead, there is a new god and a new power in this town, make an example of them.
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No. 636920 ID: bfa142

On second thought can you imprison them instead? Like in a stasis field or pocket dimension, that way when we start taking over we can hold a public trial to show the people that we are interested in justice not vengeance or destruction.
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No. 636950 ID: 05d909

That's a good idea, but there's going to be a lot of bloodshed before we have that kind of authority. It would only work if she could hold them indefinitely without effort.
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No. 637041 ID: 939c7f
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>>636736
>>636741
>>636743
>>636779
>>636799
>>636918
Trixy - *I will eradicate them from this world...*

Harsh - Say goodnight bitch, if you beg for it I'll kill you quick!

>Trixy spawns the knife and plunges it into her belly, pushing it deep inside her and healing the wound.

Stern - Oh shit! Looks like the little rat wanted to go out on her own terms.

>the halls in Trixy's mind flow with boiling hot bile that nips at your heels as the shoulder high smoke chokes your lungs, the flames of anger crawls along the ceiling, converging and circling around Trixy, as she stumble and grumbles, punching and clawing wildly at the walls around her.

Harsh - Not If I can help it, I wanna hear her scream or beg. Hey open up you litt-AaarkK!!

>Your tiny woman mutters spells under her breath and before she even finishes, magic is already jumping from her body and harming her prey. She holds the man up and crushes his windpipe, as she stumbles towards him with heavy feet.

Harsh - Aaak ggggl... Aag...

Stern - Hey You said you couldn't!! L-let go of him you bitch!!
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No. 637042 ID: 939c7f
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637042

>With a wave of her hand, she tosses the man clear across the room, crashing him into a wall and cracking the wooden finish, along with a grueling bone crunching snap, he falls to the ground and pukes out a bloody soup.

Stern - Sh.. Shit! D-dude!!

>Trixy walks towards the guard, her hand glowing with corrosive magic.
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No. 637043 ID: 939c7f
File 143037054301.jpg - (49.32KB , 800x533 , throught the gut.jpg )
637043

>her back to the enemy, Stern rushes Trixy and plants his massive sword through her gut, you feel the pain as a numb, pestering, sting. Causing minimal damage, seeing as your body doesn't possess vital organs.

Stern - You fucking asshole! I'll kill you! I'll kill you dead!!
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No. 637045 ID: d90668

Let us guide you Trixy. You are to caught up in your rage to make the best choices in a fight.

First lets deal with that sword. Can you transmute it to something harmless or shove it out of your body? After that finish the job on Stern. And by that I mean transform him fully into a newt again. He had enough warning the first time he wrangled with you. Can keep him in a jar and feed him scraps.

After that lets head out and deal with anyone else who could threaten our people. Make sure to move on once you kill a target. No need to keep attacking people you have knocked out or killed.
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No. 637047 ID: ea0ad9

>>637045
Come to think of it, being in her, we should be able to control her own powers.
[Make sword snake; make Stern a full Blue-tailed Skink again. Collapse and dry the body of Harsh, until it's just dust]
Something tells me we shouldn't kill Stern. Totally should nab him as a pet, though.
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No. 637048 ID: 939c7f
File 143037213715.jpg - (50.14KB , 800x533 , melting point.jpg )
637048

rolled 17 = 17

>Trixy yells an incantation and slams her hands down on the sword, turning into a pile of gooey liquid metal. She falls to her feet and turns to face Stern with rage in her eyes.

>>637045
>your words fall on deaf ears, she is consumed by bottomless rage.

opposed will save to control Trixy + 70 (your will) - 22 (1/2 trixy's will) - 10 (rage unending) = 38

Above 93 crit failure
Above 38 failure
Below 39 success
Below 04 crit success
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No. 637049 ID: 939c7f
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>You manage to assert dominance on Trixy's body. Through she's still raging inside, you manage to hold her body from moving and casting spells. Her body trembles and twitches as it yearns to leap, tear, maim and burn the man to a bloody death. Breathing heavily, you feel now more than ever, the adrenaline and pulsing anger flowing through your veins... You can control her actions and her shape (though not very well) but you cannot harness her spells, as you know not the ways of magic. Inside Trixy rages like a wild beast.
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No. 637054 ID: b283c9

Erm, flee?
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No. 637058 ID: 535e5d

Kill Stern. But not in such a way that it will point to you.
Grab harsh's sword and use that to kill both of them.
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No. 637064 ID: d3be40

Just rip his tail off and leave.
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No. 637067 ID: 5e00ee

If we can talk through Trixy say that we(Gatling) are always watching and that this one time we will allow him to take his brother and the other guards and leave and that they have all been given a chance to repent and change their ways, if they do not they will face our justice and if they threaten or harm any of our followers death will be the kindest thing we can give they. Also say somthing about them having no idea of the power we hold.
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No. 637077 ID: bd8b82

>>637058
>>637054
>>637067
guys, she is like this because everyone already told her to go nuts, backtracking just means you ca never commit. so i say we should finish it, but not here.

grab them and carry them out of town, then kill and eat them.
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No. 637078 ID: b8ceae

>>637049
Rip out Harsh's throat with your teath, then smear the blood on Stern's face so it looks like he was eating the corpse and knock him out.
Then search the building for the rest of the guards and rip out their throats, too.
When other people come out to investigate the screams we'll throw Stern out to them and claim he went mad. At the very least he'll be ruined, even if our reputation gets bloodied.
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No. 637097 ID: 87c311

>>637049
"What I said before was a Trick, See?"
He will welcome death in the face of our bad joke.

Pick up his brother's dropped blade and use a nice, big two-handed swing at about his thigh-level.

Also.. we should probably give the rest of the party an early wakeup call.
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No. 637098 ID: fe4bfc

Ok first thing we do is shift her shape so no one can recognize her. Extend her muzzle grow huge teeth and bigger horns. Maybe add some armor plates over her chest and big claws.

Basically so if anyone sees her rampage they think horrible forest monster and not that cute kobold that was hanging around earlier.

With no spells we have to tear people apart. I know this is not the situation we hoped for but its to late to back out now. Might as well kill the guards threatening us and make it look like it was the work of some monster that came out of the woods.

I would keep her away from the guard captain though. He will have tricks up his sleeve so don't want to fight him with no magic in a borrowed body.
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No. 637110 ID: 3967fc

We should first calm her down, her spells will be vital and we want her thinking straight
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No. 637171 ID: eef211

I was saying magic them into pigs and slaughter them...I mean no one would give a shit about pigs...
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No. 637178 ID: 05d909

TRIXY! We said to demonstrate control, not go mad and kill everything. Do you want to become an amorphous blob of hate again?

You think because we gave you permission to disappear them that this is acceptable in any way? You are destroying the inn and making noise. Get yourself under control or WE WILL.
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No. 637714 ID: 939c7f
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>>637098
>You find her body rather sluggish without Trixy's assistance, every part of you feels like wet clay rather than a solid body and your internal organs are much slushier and present, though bizarrely few, you count a stomach and an undercarriage, but no heart or lungs, unless you breath manually... despite this you can feel blood circulating throughout your entire body... It's all very odd.

>>637097
Gatling - What I said before was a Trick, See?

Stern - Wh-what?! Why!? I killed you, St-stabbed thought the chest!! What the fuck are you?!

>Stern shuffles on the ground trying to gain his footing but can't quite figure it out. You pick up the rapier at his brothers feet and saunter over to him.

>>637110
>>637171
>>637178
>Inside her soul, Trixy is boiling with rage. her voice is shifted in pitch, sounding more like a tiger than a bunny. Her eyes and mouth are dug into deep burning cavities. She tugs and trashes angrily against the chains you bound her with, to maintain control.

Gatling - TRIXY! We said to demonstrate control, not go mad and kill everything. Do you want to become an amorphous blob of hate again? [...]

>Your aggressive behavior only empowers Trixy's savage rage.

>_ _ _
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No. 637731 ID: fe5d55

Okay, trixy, Think happy thoughts, count down from 1000, just calm down.
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No. 637746 ID: a9753c

Hugs. Hugs and some soul surgery.
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No. 637794 ID: d90668

This is going to end badly. You cant control rage like this easily. We would be better off pointing her at stuff we want dead and letting her tear it apart.

That and with all our differing voices its going to confuse her.

So stop chaining her up and let her rage a bit. We need to just nudge her in one way or another as we go.

Sorry for all of this Trixy. You did say to take control of you and we are just trying to help.
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No. 637885 ID: ea0ad9

>Your aggressive behavior only empowers Trixy's savage rage.
All we can do in a situation like this is to remain calm. Chill begets chill, if rage begets rage.
For now, we either need Stern killed, or to make it appear like Harsh injured him and he retaliated by killing Harsh. At the very least, he will need to be incapacitated by Harsh's blade for now, so that Stern's blade can pierce Harsh's heart.
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No. 637888 ID: b8ceae

>>637714
Trixy, you swore yourself to our service. Abide by your oath and obey: CALM YOURSELF!


Now, on to external matters:
Tell Stern "When you wake up, tell the others not to meddle in the affairs of gods and wizards."
Then knock him out.
Stern is incompetent and easily scared. He'll be a perfect messenger for our warning, and as his sword has been destroyed he no longer poses a serious threat.

The other guards in the building are directly threatening the lives of our allies, which is not acceptable.
Something we try to hold to is the idea of proportionate response - we limit our use of force to the same scale as that used by our opponents. We do not escalate.

Here, these brutes have set their goal as murder and destruction. We will use as much force as is required to stop them and protect our allies, but no more.
If one of these brutes can be disabled without risk, we will disable them. If not, they die.

No malice, no hate, just clinical and dispassionate resolution of the situation.
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No. 637900 ID: 5e00ee

Hey Trixy why don't you calm down and come snuggle with us~~ 'Poses seductively'
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No. 637955 ID: e93d33

Hugs solve everything on this site. Administer hugs directly to the cutebold. If that fails try cunnilingus, I hear it helps cure hysteria
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No. 638148 ID: 939c7f
File 143077857229.jpg - (54.05KB , 800x533 , hugging the beast.jpg )
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rolled 93 = 93

>>637888
Gatling - Trixy, you swore yourself to our service. Abide by your oath and obey: CALM YOURSELF!

>Your order seems to resonate in her, though she isn't particularly calm, you feel something churning inside.

>Tell Stern [...]

Gatling - When you wake up, tell the others not to meddle in the affairs of gods and wizards.

>Then knock him out.

>With a swift strike to the side of the head you knock him out cold.

>>637885
>>637746
>>637955
>You calmly pick up the little monster and hug her tightly against yourself. She struggles and bites you, but you keep stroking her neck and head, whilst remaining calm and whispering nice words to her.

Fellowship save = 64 + 10 (yes my love) + 10 (yes my master) - 10 (rage unending) = 74

Above 96 crit failure
Above 73 failure
Below 74 success
Below 23 amazing success
Below 08 crit success
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No. 638151 ID: 2c759a

oh god damnit
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No. 638156 ID: 939c7f
File 143078143902.jpg - (38.10KB , 800x533 , seducing the monster.jpg )
638156

rolled 99 = 99

>>638148
>Your efforts to calm the little beast result in failure as she bites and kicks her way to freedom, though she seems exhausted from the struggle.

>>637900
Gatling - Hey Trixy why don't you calm down and come snuggle with us~ *Poses seductively*

>You Step away from the little angry monster and lower your pants an inch or two, as you give off a seductive pose.

Charisma check to seduce Trixy = 56 + 10 (yes my love) - 5 (exhausted rage) = 61

Above 97 crit failure
Above 81 great failure
Above 61 failure
Below 62 success
Below 26 amazing success
Below 07 crit success
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No. 638159 ID: 2c759a

so im guessing this makes her vomit on our ass?
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No. 638172 ID: 939c7f
File 143078724006.jpg - (62.46KB , 800x533 , not as planned.jpg )
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>>638156
>Your plan does not go as well as you thought... Enraged by your taunting butt, The little ball of anger springs and catches you with your pants down! Her chains jingle as she takes advantage of your diverse biology. It's not all bad however, Trixy's unbridled rage dissipates completely as she arrives~ Soon after, she slumps off you and falls asleep. Within moments the corridors in her mind calm down and her face returns to normal. The little kobold snores gently as she sleep~

>_ _ _
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No. 638173 ID: 2c759a

of course
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No. 638174 ID: 9297f4

Kinky. Thankfully (or sadly on your thinking), she's infertile. Can our soul get pregnant and can we knock up someone else's soul? That's a question for the ages.

Guess we just carry Stern out?
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No. 638186 ID: d90668

Well I guess we got what was coming to us.

Hur hur.

Anyways lets get control of her body and clean things up. Then we need to figure out a plan on diffusing the blame so the guards don't burn down the building.
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No. 638346 ID: 939c7f
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638346

>>638186
>without any assistance from Trixy, your control over her form lessens ever further. Her body is moist and runny, you feel her guts sink into your groin and melt into mush. Her long ears are too heavy to keep lifted and her tail slumps from a poofy cloud to a wet slug. You notice her horns melt as well, despite them being relatively easy to uphold...

>>638174
>Sterns body is a little too big for you to carry in your current state.

Harsh - *cough!* You little sh-shit... aark!!

>The man tries to climb to his feet, but one of his legs doesn't abide, remaining limp and still as he struggles against it... Slumped against his back, the guard presses his shoulder with avid determination, whilst giving you a devilish stink eye.

Harsh - Lying little rat... *cough* You think you can push us around?! Heh! We're the law around here! Kojiro... Is not afraid of you... You can take your gods and wizards... and shove it up your disgusting ass!! *spits blood* Our men... Will see you dead... and our priests will find a hot place for you in hell... disgusting heathen ...

>_ _ _
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No. 638348 ID: 2c759a

If all the guards end up being as shitty as him we might need to consider just killing them all.
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No. 638362 ID: b8ceae

>>638346
"We already knew you're in the employ of hellspawn, but it seems you mistook our restraint for fear. Our gentle touch was in hopes of keeping the fight away from innocents, but you clearly don't share our concerns."
Impale him through the neck portion of the spine to end his suffering, then start searching for the other guards. We have to stop them before they set the place on fire.

Also, lets try to wake Trixie up.
HEY! TRIXIE! WAKE UP!
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No. 638441 ID: 05d909

We have to kill them and hide the bodies, or at least pull them away from Eadoo and our followers. How widely is Trixy associated with us? We could simply finish them off and publicly leave, not hiding the damage done. Trixy disappears for a while (or forever, now would be the perfect time to snuff out this uncontrolled fire), but not before taking responsibility for this publicly.

We can't have them destroying the Inn or laying blame on Concu for this. Trixy is a new addition to our team (relatively) so we might be able to get away with not having that association made yet. Murdering two guards will get here a death sentence from the guard but their odds of carrying that out are slim/nil.

No matter what, we can't have these two making a bigger mess than already has been. Kill them both, using the knife to posses one and kill the offer if necessary...

Wait, why don't we posses one and have him kill the other. Maybe we can frame them one for murdering the other.
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No. 638450 ID: bd8b82

we are still embedded right? hug of death. hug him and force the body to eject us blade first into him. then highjack him.
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No. 638633 ID: 27c0e0

Oh god are they all this delusional? They think they are a law unto themselves and than the god emperor is the one true and mighty god. If they're all this bad then there's no hope for them and we might as well take them out as soon as we can have them replaced if not right now. Concu,thoughts?
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No. 638712 ID: 939c7f
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>>638362
>>638441
Gatling - We already knew you're in the employ of hellspawn, but it seems you mistook our restraint for fear. Our gentle touch was in hopes of keeping the fight away from innocents, but you clearly don't share our concerns.

Harsh - You're the only Hellspawn I see~ Give you a few stabs... *Wheeze* And your true colors show up Heh heh heh... *cough!!* Melting like the witch you are... Go ahead and kill me! I am a man of God!! Deliver me onto Heaven!

>Wait, why don't we posses one and have him kill the other. Maybe we can frame them one for murdering the other.

>You spawn Eadoo's knife and slide it under Sterns coat before stabbing him in the ribs. You easily over power his soul and move his body to his brother, sword in hand.

Harsh - You dirty little Rat fuck...

>You push the blade through his neck and feel his spine crack, his eyes convulse and dimmen as he drools blood all over the floor.

Eadoo - *Hey eum... I'm hearing a lot of yelling and fighting from Trixy's room... I euh... Didn't hear from you, so I assumed you had it under control, but eum... Mind giving me a run down on what your doing? Everything alright?*

>Also, lets try to wake Trixie up.

Gatling - HEY! TRIXIE! WAKE UP!

Trixy - ZZzzzZZzz No master... No... The bubbles ruin everything... ZZzzzzZZzz... You need to wash it... Or else the primer wont set... zzZZzz...

>No dice, she's out cold.

>then start searching for the other guards. We have to stop them before they set the place on fire.

>You shuffle downstairs, sword in hand and look for more guards, but find the place relatively barren... Concu gasps, looking pale as the dead and panicked as she see's you.

Concu - Wha... whats going on? What happened... I... I swear I didn't know about... I... Please I'm innocent...

>_ _ _
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No. 638716 ID: e7295c

>>638712
Eadoo: Turns out it doesn't matter how good we are at covering our tracks when the guards already hold a grudge. They assumed Concu was involved, kicked the door in, and combed the place for excuses to burn it down. The violence will only escalate from here, I fear.
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No. 638718 ID: 9297f4

No worries Concu. Gat is in this body. Have the rest left? Any damages?

Everything is going fine for now, Eadoo. But be wary for anything else that may happen.

Since Stern is an asshole, let's just steal his body. I'm feeling famish. Then I wonder if Aiden can adjust our appearance and get Trixy to change our tail to something else.
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No. 638722 ID: 27c0e0

Concu what do you think of us killing all the guards right now? Could you get placements for them to keep the peace around here?
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No. 638746 ID: 05d909

We aren't just going to go and slaughter all the guard, we need them to make sure there's some form of order around here until we are able to replace them.

To Eadoo: Things are not ok, a couple of guards attacked Trixy and now we have a huge mess on our hands. We'll try to deflect this away from you from now but I'm sure things are going to heat up as a result. Be ready for action just in case, and make sure the rest are too.

To Concu: You aren't in danger but we've got two dead guards and we aren't sure how to deal with that. We need to get rid of them but I doubt that'll deflect the blame away from here. You know politics here, how do we handle this?
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No. 638750 ID: bd8b82

>>638746
we can kill the captain, the biggest asshole of the group.
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No. 638752 ID: b8ceae

>>638712
Ok, lets steal his memories so we can know everything about the guard, their employer, and every other detail of his life.
It'll be useful for maintaining the facade, and once we launch our counter-attack, and for rooting out any lingering threats, and etc...

To Concu: The search was a pretense; they intended to murder you and burn the place down no matter what. That's not acceptable behavior.

To Eadoo: Guards showed up with a thirst for blood and fire. I'll try to contain this, but prepare for war.
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No. 639049 ID: ea0ad9

>Mind giving me a run down on what your doing? Everything alright?
[To Eadoo] Unfortunately, we cannot say just yet. Just know that diplomacy here involves nobody else arriving.
>Concu - Wha... whats going on? What happened... I... I swear I didn't know about... I... Please I'm innocent...
[As Stern] What the fuck are you talking about, bitch? As much as I don't like you, it's obvious that you don't have the balls to hire hellspawn like that. I saw how that thrashed the place.
But you listen to me: Do NOT just sit there letting freaks like that--though you're hardly better yourself--take control of your "inn." If I hear that something like this happens again and you didn't come crying to us, that'll prove that you wanted them to take over.
[To Concu (Telepathy)]Yeah, calm down. It's us, not Stern. Going to proceed to be an angry racist fuck, though. Won't get the chance to get at the captain otherwise.
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No. 639133 ID: 939c7f
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>>638716
>>638746

Gatling - Turns out it doesn't matter how good we are at covering our tracks when the guards already hold a grudge. They assumed Concu was involved, kicked the door in, and combed the place for excuses to burn it down. The violence will only escalate from here, I fear. [...] We'll try to deflect this away from you from now but I'm sure things are going to heat up as a result. Be ready for action just in case, and make sure the rest are too.

Eadoo - I... I'll wake up and assemble our team in one room and wait for orders-I mean advice! Advice from my most trusted advisers!

>>638718
>>638752
>Ok, lets steal his memories so we can know everything about the guard, their employer, and every other detail of his life.

>You reel into his defenseless soul, it is remarkably calm and acceptant, before chomping down and eating his soul in a single bite... his life flashes before your eyes as you take in his memories... Mother died giving birth to the twins... Father abandoned their education to the church... Priest abused his body under their care... Killed the priest at age eight for what he did... Rot in prison for two years after confessing his crime... Feigned good will and joined the church's coven... Used his power to reenact his torment on young pupils... Wed his brother to his wife, posing as a priest... Committed adultery with Harsh's wife on her honeymoon... Baptized his brother's son, suspecting it to be his own... Joined the guards order as an excuse to kill and steal without consequences... Held a grudge that later formed into hatred against his brother and all other officers above him... Helped capture a dangerous sugar touched... Believes to have fallen in love with her... Keeps the sugar touched alive by savaging and raping her, in hopes she can one day return to society... Recently turned into a newt... Returned to normal, save for a wicked cool tail, great for balance and can rest on it, really cool stuff! Gonna have to kill that witch though~ ... Stole a pie, tasted great... Got weird looks from Concu after stealing her wine, might try to kill her soon... Heard a whisper that Commander Gorsiter is done with me, contemplates running away with the sugar touched and starting over in Hampoint... Planning my escape route, maybe she can survive a fall from this hei-Shit my sword!! ... Shocked and amazed that the sugar touched escaped! ... Is she aware of my love? She's going to run away with me! She's hugging me, caressing me in her bosom! She must love m-I can't breathe... Gorsiter's chewing me out for letting her escape, he must know how I feel... I'll kill him tonight and escape with the sugar touched once we find her... Lord commander gave me the okay to burn the pearl down and kill Concu, gonna kill Brother too and blame it on someone else... Shit it's the witch!! Oh fuck! fuck fuck fuck!! Well that's the end for me... I wonder where your soul goes when you don't worship a god?

>You're confident you know the names of the guards and their personality's... Stern "Thorin" Anderson, was a confident man who excelled at cheating and lying.

>>639049

Gatling - What the fuck are you talking about, bitch? As much as I don't like you, it's obvious that you don't have the balls to hire hellspawn like that. I saw how that thrashed the place. But you listen to me: Do NOT just sit there letting freaks like that--though you're hardly better yourself--take control of your "inn." If I hear that something like this happens again and you didn't come crying to us, that'll prove that you wanted them to take over. *Yeah, calm down. It's us, not Stern. Going to proceed to be an angry racist fuck, though. Won't get the chance to get at the captain otherwise.*

Concu - *Oh shit, that was you? oh eum...* Y-Y-yes sir! I don't kn-I didn't know! I'll be careful from now on P-Pr-promise! dick...

>>638746
Gatling - *we've got two dead guards and we aren't sure how to deal with that. We need to get rid of them but I doubt that'll deflect the blame away from here. You know politics here, how do we handle this?*

Concu - *Yeah I can bounce off this, I'll have my people make something up based off what you tell em~*

>>638752

Gatling - *The search was a pretense; they intended to murder you and burn the place down no matter what. That's not acceptable behavior.*

Concu - *Figured...*

>>638722

Gatling - *Concu what do you think of us killing all the guards right now? Could you get placements for them to keep the peace around here?*

Concu - *I have seven bruisers and dozen men at my beck and call. They ain't soldiers, but they'll do. some of em are chicks, hope you don't mind. They'll need a leader though.*

>>638718

Gatling - *Have the rest left? Any damages?*

Concu - *The commander left the Andersons and those two to deal with me, I managed to convince them to wait outside, but they're waiting for Harsh and stern...*

>outside you see two guards standing post near the front door. You recognize them as Cobain and piss for balls with his stupid glasses... You're pretty sure that's not his name...

Cobain - Look I'm not saying you can't have it, I'm just saying keep it away from me.

Piss - Come on~ it's way better than a torch!

Cobain - It's pretty much a portable accident...

Piss - yeah well WHATS THAT! See? the mirror reflects the light and

Cobain - I don't care how your stupid lantern works, It's an explosion waiting to happen and I don't like it.

Piss - Well I'm sorry for being advanced~

Cobain - Your advancements are a weakness. Just like your son...

Piss - what about my son!?

Cobain - He'll never be a man with that crossbow you got him!

Piss - It's a very sophisticated piece of machinery!

Cobain - It's stupid! a real man trains and learns to be good or he dies!

Piss - Well my son can shoot far better than yours~

Cobain - Kurt is Blind!

Piss - He could see if you got him some glasses~

Cobain - he doesn't need them! he gets by just fine without them!

Piss - Yeah I'm sure he does...

Cobain - You've always been like this, always on the heels of advancement! It's for reasons like this that your daughter's gonna burn in hell.

Piss - The Church of Magnus clearly states, Verse 198:72 To rest ones purest flower abreast another woman's undercarriage is not an abomination. The angels dance and bla bla bla it's cool! The high priests clearly revoked the older scriptures as gifted by the arch angel Tharamiel for our good graces, five years ago. The priesthood often orchestrates such acts to invite angels to their commune! It's perfectly fine okay?

Cobain - Just cause the priests get off to naked women rubbing against each other doesn't make it right... What if your son gets the same idea and fucks that Ducky boy?

Piss - Well that's another song and dance! But if the angels give that right to man then he can go fuck all the men in the world for all I care! For now however it is an abomination!

Cobain - What ever, you do you... Still up for those darts tomorrow?

Piss - Yeah! Dude I'm not angry~

>Bro fist

oh god, should have broken that up into two parts...

>_ _ _
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No. 639144 ID: 711372

>>639133
He's like Shenzi all over again. Are we going to give him a clean slate, too? Or does our conversion/redemption policy stop at the cute and fuzzy?
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No. 639145 ID: dbe554

Better to redeem into something useful then to keep something that feels like parting thick oil when we need to look into it.

Though for now I feel we don't need to do anything with him right yet, unless properly motivated.
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No. 639171 ID: ea0ad9

>Returned to normal, save for a wicked cool tail, great for balance and can rest on it, really cool stuff!
I knew we should have left him alive.
>Gonna have to kill that witch though~
--As a pet, of course.
>Gorsiter's chewing me out for letting her escape, he must know how I feel... I'll kill him tonight and --
Okay, wow, so we can kill Gorsiter as him and make it out to be part of the plans he had. Neat.
>Lord commander gave me the okay to burn the pearl down and kill Concu, gonna kill Brother too and blame it on someone else...
Except for this part, that one's difficult.
>I wonder where your soul goes when you don't worship a god?
It goes to whichever "god" happens to nab it up... Granted, we are not a god, technically, more like a demi-god. Say, are you here? Last time we ate somebody's soul, they ended up here, even though we didn't eat the whole thing. If'n you are here, congrats! You get the chance to spend more time with Aedola. As a part of this mess of shattered personality, of course, but hey, that's a pretty great form of Heaven for an atheist, I'd say.
>>639144
Unless we can somehow force a bit of soul back out, nope. We swallowed him whole.

>Concu - *Yeah I can bounce off this, I'll have my people make something up based off what you tell em~*
Good news is, Stern planned to kill Harsh and Gorsiter anyways. ...I can't think of a good way of pulling that off, though; the truth is that he fell in love with Aedola, but being that she's not human, the other racist jerks would say she brainwashed him or something.
>some of em are chicks, hope you don't mind.
We may be biased, but we aren't sexist fucks. Not unless it comes to gnolls--Everybody knows female gnolls are way stronger than the males, unless they're runts.

>Piss - Well I'm sorry for being advanced~
I like this guy!
>Cobain - He'll never be a man with that crossbow you got him!
I feel like interjecting with "As long as it's made by humans, it's all good." We should probably skim the memories again to tell if these two are also racist, though.
>Cobain - he doesn't need them! he gets by just fine without them!
And "Would you have your son be as blind as a dwarf in sunlight?" here, if they are racist. Or even if Stern just likes to make his racist comments to any human, it'll work then, too.
And if they ask about the blood, Harsh tried to accuse us of being some sort of beast-lover and attacked us. Only reason he would have done that is if he fell in love with them. "Kind of wish we found a reason to burn the place down, but the guy was just a freak."
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No. 639179 ID: a9753c

Wow.

This city is screwed up.

Not that the Freudian excuse doesn't exonerate SOME of what Stern did, but it's obvious that the cops in your area are prone to murder, irrational grudges, and a general disdain of morality or teamwork. I feel better about you raiding the police station, if guys like Stern make up even ten percent of the ROOKIES. Seriously, how many deaths and conspiracies have they caused?

It's more than just a traumatic experience; the lack of healthcare (death by childbirth can be averted easily with Aiden's surgery), guardianship (that was overly cliché), and psychiatrists (was accepted by the guard with little questioning about his mental state) are major factors. Eadoo should try to get the entire city talking with itself in the right way, see where problems begin and solutions end.

Really, empires fall when the leaders can't see what they rule. Go ahead and take on the Police and Church.

But be sure to minimize casualties; I didn't like it when Gatling ATE the entire... ugh.
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No. 639181 ID: 05d909

We aren't starting a war right now, whatever noble calls this home will have troops here if we kill all the guards and start fighting with the church.

Lets play this cool, Stern already had a plan, motive, we just carry it out as loudly and insanely as possible, causing as much damage as we can.

We have stern head back to the guard station and see the commander, Stern makes a scene and kill him, and as many as possible of the other guard. We take a bunch of the opposing faction out, it's hard to pin blame on us when it fits together so well.
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No. 639187 ID: d90668

Hmm I feel a little bad for the humans in this area now. Its hard not to be a racist asshole when you are raised in the worst sort of environment.

So about eating his soul. Can we slap something back together like we did with Shenzi or is he just going to be a mindless husk without our control? Or having absorbed his soul completely can we hork back up the parts we want to work with and do some psychic surgery to make him into a half decent person?

That's the problem with being a soul eating creature that cant remember anything. And we can't experiment with our powers without being sort of horrible. This could be a good time to learn though. Next time we take over a guard lets try just holding the soul in our mouth and licking a bit. Would be nice if we could learn to absorb memories without having to leave a trail of soulless husks behind us.
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No. 639202 ID: bfa142

I kind of like these guys , especially piss. We must find out his real name before we attack and/or kill him, can we try talking to them.

As for sterns past, I think we've already eaten his soul so he's dead, if not maybe we can rehabilitate him if he is willing or clean slate him if he is not.

And as it turns out the church really is horrible so can we use stern to attack the church for "revenge" after he kills the guards.
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No. 639218 ID: b8ceae

>>639133
I said STEAL MEMORIES! Not EAT SOUL! Are you crazy?!?!?
We have body control! We could have just read them out of his brain!
GAH! You're impossible to work with!

>>639171
Yea, lets back Piss here.


As far as what to say, we could claim we stabbed the witch, but then Harsh spouted some nonsense about needing someone to take the fall for him escaping with his fucktoy. Blame him for freeing the sugar-touched.
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No. 639268 ID: 05d909

That's just how it works man,

What's worse, we always take on some aspect of those we consume. We are a little bit Stark from now on.
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No. 639287 ID: ea0ad9

>>639218
>As far as what to say--
Excellent. I vote this.
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No. 639319 ID: 05d909

No, we are in Stern's body and the guard will already know it's Stern that had a thing for the sugartouched.

We need an excuse for why Harsh isn't with us, and then we need to go back to the guardhouse and make a scene. We want to lie as little as possible, because the best lies are like that, almost true.
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No. 639337 ID: b8ceae

>>639319
...which makes Stern the perfect fall guy if Harsh decided to sneak off with the sugar touched. After all, if everybody knows Stern is sweet on her...
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No. 640284 ID: 939c7f

>>639171
oh?.. I wasn't sure what was happening... I don't feel... Right... Shouldn't I feel angry at you for eating my soul? Hmmn... I'm confused... I'll be near Aedola? Well at least there's that~ I wonder... Can we posses her any time soon? Teehee~
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No. 640285 ID: 939c7f
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>>639144
>>639145
>Without any orders to stop you ate his entire soul. Stern's body is an empty husk, without possession he is unconscious and unmoving, yet still alive. Soulless...

>>639218
>>639187
>You are not yet able to read memories without eating some off and the more you want the more your needs to take from the soul.

>>639187
>You are not yet able to forge new souls...

>>639171
Gatling - Good news is, Stern planned to kill Harsh and Gorsiter anyways. ...I can't think of a good way of pulling that off, though; the truth is that he fell in love with Aedola, but being that she's not human, the other racist jerks would say she brainwashed him or something.

Concu - Hmmmn... That's good to know. I'll need to know what happens, what you say in the presence of authority and what they make of it. But given these I can plot a wild lie that should stick like tar... Unless you kill everyone of them and put my men in power, at which point my lies wont need to much thought or truth...

>>639179
Gatling - Really, empires fall when the leaders can't see what they rule.

Eadoo - I will be sure to remember that, friend.

>We should probably skim the memories again to tell if these two are also racist, though.

>You pull some memories on these two... Piss for brains with his stupid glasses is an introvert who's very picky with his friends, he's married with two kids, never let me near them... Not even once... He obsesses with always having the latest tech and being ontop of public affairs on a national scale. He steals and cheats like the rest of us, but he says sorry and thank you to humans when it happens. He's not fond of non humans but doesn't feel the need to degrade them, provided they respect his racial superiority and don't look him in the eyes, he can get violent when non humans stare him down... I've seen him shoot a crossbow from afar and read from up close, without his glasses on... and I've heard him giggle to himself one time when he wiped blood off his glasses... it was creepy... come to think of it, he always volunteers to personally execute criminals when possible... He likes to do it alone and how ever he does it... It's messy... Cobain Novoselic is a rugged man, very simple, not very fond of change, Frighteningly so... his father was a wildling and his mother was a convict. he was conceived in prison and prison was his home until he married. Of course he was free to come and go as he pleased, but he had nowhere to go, so tough shit. His son was born with poor eyesight, yet still, Cobain has amazing aspirations for him... I hate that kid... Good old Cobain doesn't steal much, claiming "A man is only worth what he can sow with his own two hands!" ...Asshole... Yet he often rages on passerbies and is fond of adultery, namely busty elves and to his preference, when they struggle... Still he is a devout worshiper of the old ways and believes that god will forgive him if he is pure of faith.

>>639218
>>639287
>You take the side of pisser as you interject, his glasses shimmer in delight to your agreement, but his face turns pale when he see's the blood. Cobain seems unimpressed. You try to take on Stern's ego...

Piss - Wh-what happened? did you kill someone?

Cobain - Of course he did, question's why...

Gatling - There was this witch in there, the same that cursed me earlier. I stabbed her and Harsh stopped me...he said some crazy stuff about needing her for the sugar touched and attacked me. I retaliated and must of gotten lucky... He's dead...

Piss - Y-You killed your own brother?!

Gatling - Yes...

Piss - And... And you're okay with that?! Do-Do you need any help? Here let me take that from you...

Gatling - No... *grips sword firmly* I'm fine!!

Piss - Wow! it's... It's okay

Cobain - He's a warrior... you wouldn't understand...

Gatling - Brother he... Said something before kicking the bucket... Something about me ruining everything... that he'll never see her again... I think he freed the sugar touched... Sounded like he loved her...

Cobain - That doesn't sound like Harsh?

Piss - Of course it doesn't! he could never let his feeling slip... It's a shame Aedola was convicted... She was nice lass...

Cobain - She's a monster...

Piss - No she's not. Sugar touched are angels~ They're so pure, no acts committed with them taints the soul. they were given to man by the light to relieve us mortals of our sinful desires~

Cobain - You keep telling yourself that... Either way... Stern Anderson, second of your name, you stand accused of man slaughter of the highest degree. Come with us and await judgement... you know the drill come with us to the station.

Piss - Don't worry you'll clear out.

Cobain - It's stern, he gets the drill for breakfast.

>they calmly pull your arms behind your back, with no force to resist you and escort you to the prison.

Piss - by the by, you're not going to burn the pearl down will you?

Cobain - you'd better not... Otherwise I might have to commit man slaughter of the highest degree myself~

Piss - He's just angry cause he sucks at darts~

>You arrive at the station and are brought to the lord commander Gorister. To your memory:He's a hard faced asshole who thinks he's better than everyone. He assures total control over everyone, especially we guards, but he lets us off easy with pretty much anything, even murder. He's pretty good at discerning lies, so Stern generally avoided him... You don't know much more about him.

Cobain - He is to be tried by the lord commander for the murder of Captain Harsh Anderson.

>The commanders eyes shoot open and he grabs you by the collar, slamming you against a wall!

Gorister - What the hell Happened?! Why did you do it!?

>_ _ _
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No. 640288 ID: 05d909

So just a thought, this could be perfect if we could somehow possess Gorister. They are right next to each other, it'd look like he killed Stern in anger, and we'd have command of the Captain, giving us opportunities to cause as much havoc as we feel like.

So right now, priority number one is to capture Gorister. Stern is small potatoes and his frail body isn't gonna even let us make a decent scene here. We could cause some serious morale problem if Gorister mistakenly killed him and the rest of the guard took several casualties trying to subdue, which they could only do fatally.
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No. 640290 ID: d90668

Best to act confused and pained by what we "had" to do.

I don't know sir. Everything was going fine until we found that horrible witch hiding in a room upstairs. I attacked her the second I saw her so that she would not have the chance to hex me again. But then Harsh went crazy! He started muttering about me ruining everything and that he had to stop me so that they could be together.

Right after I stabbed the witch he came at me and I defended myself. He was not himself and I got a lucky shot in on accident.

My hand was forced I didn't know what else to do sir.
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No. 640292 ID: 05d909

If that's the tact we are taking Stern it up a bit. He's not that polite.
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No. 640395 ID: ea0ad9

>They're so pure, no acts committed with them taints the soul.
And what of the cannibalism? I don't know whether their born tainted or not, but if they can do shit like that, they're at least able to be tainted.
>It's a shame Aedola was convicted... She was nice lass...
Are you saying you went to... see her before she was convicted? Yeah, it's easier to see her when she's in the prison, but there's actually a point there, Piss.
>He's pretty good at discerning lies
Well, shit. Gotta be careful, then.
>I don't know sir. Everything was going fine until we found that horrible witch hiding in a room upstairs. I attacked her the second I saw her so that she would not have the chance to hex me again.
Up to here, this suggestion is good.
>But then Harsh went crazy! He started muttering about me ruining everything and that he had to stop me so that they could be together.
If we're going to avoid lying, we have to word this more carefully. Harsh didn't "Just go" crazy. He "Was" crazy. "But then... Harsh was just crazy! My own brother! He attacked me" Important that we put this as a separate sentence. He attacked us, Gatling, not Stern. We are talking both from Stern's perspective and our own, in order to ensure he cannot detect falsehoods.
Can't really accuse him of saying he wanted to escape with Aedola, here, and since he's a higher up, it wouldn't do any good even if we could pass it off as truth. Humans murdering random people is "Fine" in Gorister's eye, but murdering superior soldiers? No way.
>You can take your gods and wizards... and shove it up your disgusting ass!!
"He said something about... Not even believing in our God. That doesn't sound like him, at all, so... I don't think that even was Harsh."
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No. 640396 ID: ea0ad9

>>640284
Whoops, only just noticed Stern's response
>I don't feel... Right... Shouldn't I feel angry at you for eating my soul?
When you joined the guard, did you feel angry that you lost your old life? Because that's basically what happens with us, only on a spiritual level. You lose your old life to gain a new one with a larger group.
>Can we posses her any time soon? Teehee~
For now, we've got to deal with this situation. If you've got any ideas on how to get your body out of this alive we're all ears. If we ever find out how to bud out any consumed soul, I'm guessing you'd want your body back, no?
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No. 640489 ID: b8ceae

>>640285
"After I ran that witch through he started ranting about running off with that sugar touched and attacked. I didn't have any choice but to fight back."
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No. 640712 ID: 939c7f
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>You take on the role of a startled Stern, feeling his ego clear as day.

Gatling - I don't know sir! Everything was going fine until we found that horrible witch hiding in a room upstairs... I-i attacked her the second I saw her, so that she wouldn't have the chance to hex me again. But then... Harsh was just crazy! My own brother! He attacked us... He said something about... Not even believing in our God. That doesn't sound like him, at all, so... I don't think that even was Harsh.

Gorister - Lies...

>The commander mutters under his breath...

Gatling - Right after I stabbed the witch he came at me and I defended myself. He was not himself and I got a lucky shot in on accident.

Gorister - Lies...

Gatling - My hand was forced Sir! I didn't know what else to do sir!

Gorister - Lies!

>The lord commander slams you against the wall and holds you off the ground.

Gorsiter - You know perfectly well what happened!! You didn't attack any witches! And Harsh said no such things!.. You didn't get lucky, you killed him in cold blood... You... you... Is he even your brother?.. this doesn't add up...

>He lets go with one hand to rub his eyes and leans back in, staring at you deeply... You never noticed until now, just how bright and golden his eyes are... inches away from you, you can taste his breath...

Gorister - It should have been you Anderson... Tell me the truth now... You can't lie to me boy...

>He looks just about ready to kill.

>_ _ _
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No. 640717 ID: d90668

Well this is our best chance to summon one of our daggers and stab him.

It will be a fight because he looks to have some blessings of his own but I think its our best chance to take out the head of the guards.

"What's wrong commander is your truth spell giving you confusing readings?" Then stab him in the side hard.
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No. 640719 ID: d3be40

Stab yourself with the blade, act crazy, and when he lets his guard down in confusion, stab him.
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No. 640721 ID: 9297f4

Kick him in the dick.
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No. 640747 ID: b8ceae

>>640712
Is he confused because WE are inhabiting the body? Ok, lets reword things, keeping in mind that 'attack' also includes verbal abuse.
Pat the sword's pommel "I swear, there was a witch, and this hand shoved this blade right through her. She went berserk and started... melting. Harsh was hit and injured, then started attacking me. He was ranting about a fake god and having friends with power over hell, and swore death on me.

So, does the truth set you free? Does testimony that ruins Harsh's reputation made you happy? Do you understand why I didn't want to say what happened?

Maybe if I had done something differently he'd have still been alive, and maybe it wasn't the right call, but what would you have had me do?

And what do you mean by 'It should have been you'?"

Every statement of fact here is entirely 100% true, and questions can't be false.
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No. 640750 ID: a6ab81

>>640712
"The castle full of demons isn't the only thing that makes this town a hellhole."

followed by shard summoning and stabs
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No. 640781 ID: ea0ad9

>You never noticed until now, just how bright and golden his eyes are...
Hell, this guy's a Paladin, isn't he? I forgot for a moment that these guys' ideals actually are backed by their god.
>>640747
That may be right.
>Gorister - It should have been you Anderson... Tell me the truth now... You can't lie to me boy...
Well, there was a voice, and it felt like my strength was guided. Harsh was stronger and better trained, but, something must have wanted me to come out alive?
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No. 640782 ID: ea0ad9

>>640747
Oh, by the way, the "Truth" was actually that Harsh struck first, not Stern. So, he kind of had a switch of personality to us after Stern stabbed the witch.
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No. 640920 ID: efa4ab

This guy is going to see through us sooner or later. This is our best and maybe only opportunity to take him out on our terms.
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No. 640937 ID: 05d909

Yeah, we need to deal with this personally. Subterfuge isn't going to cut it.

We have control of our shape, right? Can we snake through Stern's body and stab out into Gorister's hand where he's holding stern?
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No. 641123 ID: 939c7f
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>>640747
>>640750
>>640721

> You pat the sword's pommel saying.

Gatling - I swear, there was a witch, and this hand shoved this blade right through her. She went berserk and started... melting. Harsh was hit and injured, then started attacking me. He was ranting about a fake god and having friends with power over hell, and swore death on me.

Gorister - Wait a minute...

>The commander looks distinctively confused.

Gatling - So, does the truth set you free? Does testimony that ruins Harsh's reputation made you happy? Do you understand why I didn't want to say what happened?

Gorister - Stop what your doing...

Gatling - Maybe if I had done something differently he'd have still been alive, and maybe it wasn't the right call, but what would you have had me do?

Gorister - You're lying to me Stern! I don't know how but you're lying!

Gatling - What's wrong commander is your truth spell giving you confusing readings?

Gorister - why you little!!

Gating - And what do you mean by "It should have been you"?

>The man slams you harder against the wall, nearly strangling you.

Gorister - You were supposed to die tonight Stern, Not your brother... You've been a poisonous thorn in my side for too long, a blight to this fine town of ours... You where supposed to be cut out... Like the festering parasite you are... And your own brother wanted to be the one to do it~ He-heh... Not even out of sympathy too, he just wanted to see you go, as slowly as he felt you deserve... No matter, I'll cleanse this ill begotten hellhole, even without my only, truly loyal subject... I'll tell you daughter the bad man is gone~

Gatling - The castle full of demons isn't the only thing that makes this town a hellhole.

>You kick off and slam your steel toed boot into his junk, causing his face to reel and contort in pain before you subtlety spawning Trixy's knife and stabbing him in the gut, just under his fancy breast plate. The two guards who had been holding the doors, rush in to help him...
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No. 641124 ID: 939c7f
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>Gorister's soul form writhes and contorts as the pain lingers in his mind, even at this speed. He slowly finds his footing while he tries to shrug off the blow. Confused he looks around trying to understand what's happening. You find that binding this man is no trivial matter and can't simply will it... despite clearly having little to no connection with his soul, Gorister seems rather spiritually powerful. You may have to apply force or even weaken him before you can bind and dominate him.

Gorister - Wh-what the fuck? What's... Who the fuck are you!? B-b-back demon spawn! Back I say!!

>The man slowly stumbles away from your pale form...

>_ _ _
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No. 641126 ID: 9297f4

PAWNCH! KICK! KNEE! STOMP! Repeat if needed.
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No. 641133 ID: d3be40

Well, this isn't normal. Looks like Gorister has a few augmentations; he might not even know that they exist!

Explain what you did to Stern. Threaten to bite off his wings.
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No. 641134 ID: ea0ad9

>>641124
Told you he was a Paladin!
And yes we're going to be arguing with ourself here, Commander Gorister. It's what angel-demon hybrids do. Probably. I think. Might be our immortal reincarnations thing.
To the point: Did Magnus bless you? Are you his child? I'm kind of confused as to the Angel's aura you've got going on. I'm fairly certain Magnus didn't tell people to go and kill all of the non-humans, even though he dislikes them, because in the bigger cities, nonhumans are frowned upon, but not assaulted like that. Maybe Orcus or Armok? I mean, if you thought it was Magnus, then it couldn't be Orcus, because he's not the sort to decieve.
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No. 641135 ID: ea0ad9

>>641126
>>641133
Threats, violence? Come now, he's not tried to fight us, just our vessel.
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No. 641144 ID: 6d4595

>>641135
Yeah, and we should probably at least try to see if we can reach a peaceful agreement of some kind before we try... Actually, nevermind, I'm not going to say it, don't want to make him worry.
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No. 641145 ID: b8ceae

>>641124
Oh, don't bother trying to take the moral high ground. Your underlings are murderers, thieves, and rapists, and engage in such abominable acts with not just your knowledge, and not just your blessing, but on your very orders.
You can still discern truth from lies, right? Well, in our time here we have done our best to protect the weak, care for the neglected, exposed or removed the corrupt, and generally strove to be a force for good.
Tonight you wanted an innkeeper murdered and her inn razed largely out of mindless hatred, and planned for your own subordinate to be struck down by his own kin simply because he annoyed you.
Tonight we prevented murders, found the crime lord responsible, and are confronting them to put an end to their reign of evil and terror.

If you surrender, we will ensure you have a FAIR trial - something you would consider alien.
If you resist arrest, we will use whatever force is required to prevent you from doing any more harm to innocents.

It's funny you call us demon-spawn. Aside from being factually incorrect, it's a great irony in light of you working for actual demons.

I am curious. Were you born a fallen angel? Could you tell when you fell? Or was is a sort of gradual decline into corruption?
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No. 641155 ID: 05d909

Well, this is Gorister's last chance. The gut wound will probably kill him even if we retreat now. But he's an angel, and he's obsessed with fixing this place even if it means committing murder, so I think we should discuss things with him before we start to fight.

Start by telling him we are the ones who'll be "cleaning up this hellhole" regardless of what he likes. Point out that the petty bigotry, corruption, and general oppression the guard represents is no longer acceptable. End by telling him he is interesting, and ask him where his angelic aspect stems from.
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No. 641243 ID: b8ceae

>>641155
Our wounds aren't fatal, but I suppose you're right.

Gorister, if your intent was to fix the problems here and make it a better place then you have resoundly failed. "Ye shall know them by their works"; even if your intentions were good, all you've done with them is pave a road to hell.

If you truly wish to make this a better place, then you can concede that you have made a a mess of things and agree to help us. You can at least acknowledge the value of being able to observe us and our actions.
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No. 641285 ID: 939c7f
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>>641155
>Start by telling him we are the ones who'll be "cleaning up this hellhole" regardless of what he likes. Point out that the petty bigotry, corruption, and general oppression the guard represents is no longer acceptable. End by telling him he is interesting, and ask him where his angelic aspect stems from.

Gorister - My soul... This is my soul? Yes... YES! This is my soul! Know me demon, for I am Aasimar, Blooded of angels and decedent of Magnus, the god emperor of mankind! MuahahAHAHAHahaaa!! I've always known my visions were more than mere dreams! Father... My father... Confessed unto me my destiny... "~Thou knows what must be done, my son. Act unopposed, your will must not be denied~" Hahahahaa!! Surely there can be no contest, mine is the righteous way!!

>>641145
Gatling - Oh, don't bother trying to take the moral high ground. Your underlings are murderers, thieves, and rapists, and engage in such abominable acts with not just your knowledge, and not just your blessing, but on your very orders.

Aasimar - Silence Demon! You know nothing of my works! My men are rabid animals, sinners, murderous vile... but they are also strong, they have the power needed to change this world, my world... And only I can control them, only I can make them cleanse this hellhole. And call me cruel, but they have no place in the perfect world they will create.

Gatling - [...] Well, in our time here we have done our best to protect the weak, care for the neglected, exposed or removed the corrupt, and generally strove to be a force for good.

Aasimar - There will be time for peace when I've scraped the rotten flesh from my perfect world, Demon! Until then I do what I must!

Gatling - Tonight you wanted an innkeeper murdered and her inn razed largely out of mindless hatred, and planned for your own subordinate to be struck down by his own kin simply because he annoyed you.

Aasimar - Concubisco is no cleaner than the filth I employ, surely you should know this! She has had more men and women killed than any of my sinners. She is a succubus, who tempts mortal men with exotic sins... Tempting the weak of mind with vile dreams of elven flesh and pedophilia! And for what cause... Profit! Her crimes are not to save a better world, her crimes are not to better others in the long run! She simply wishes to line her pockets with gold... I ordered her Brothel burnt to the ground as a vengeance for the six inns, brothels and taverns she destroyed! And Stern was a liability, a rabid dog that could not be tamed, less than a tool, he needed to be put down.

Gatling - Tonight we prevented murders, found the crime lord responsible, and are confronting them to put an end to their reign of evil and terror.

Aasimar - Then put an end to me Demon! Tales will tell of the heroic victor, no matter who wins!!

>Gorister the Aasimar, marches headlong towards you, cracking his knuckles and fluttering his wings, his eyes dart over you, scanning for weakness.

>_ _ _
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No. 641289 ID: 6f072d

Ok
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No. 641296 ID: 9297f4

>>641126
I REPEAT.
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No. 641308 ID: ea0ad9

>Gorister the Aasimar, marches headlong towards you, cracking his knuckles and fluttering his wings, his eyes dart over you, scanning for weakness.
Bad idea, Gorister. Our particular brand of demonhood? Soul Eater. And you're a soul.
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No. 641314 ID: 05d909

Twist the knife around in his guts a bit. Remind him he's dying.
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No. 641320 ID: d3be40

>>641285
WAIT WHAT?!

Since when did... ugh, off-topic.

TELL HIM ABOUT KALEB.

Right now, Kaleb is on a journey that could end the world. If Gorister wants to save the world he should deal with this first. Stopping Kaleb could be the most famous thing Gorister could ever do (and beneficial to Eadoo since it means that she doesn't have to fight her own son).

Gorister has potential. If he can command this army of psychopaths, MAYBE they can act as a distraction against Kaleb. You're planning on ending the corrupt police, but it doesn't have to be this way.
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No. 641321 ID: d3be40

Oh, and challenge him to a game of WH40K.
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No. 641329 ID: b8ceae

>>641285
*Soulpunch to the face*

Yea, no.
You know this place is corrupt and tainted, and expecting people to be able to survive here (let alone be successful) without becoming tainted themselves is like expecting to find edible bread in an open sewer.
Concubisco isn't clean, but the best of our research still shows she has done less harm than any of your underlings.
The accusation of pedophilia is new to us, and we will carefully investigate it and respond accordingly. We have zero tolerate for victimization of the defenseless.
We will also investigate this accusation of burning down inns, brothels, and taverns, but if you had any real evidence that she was involved you would have acted long ago.

We said we would put an end to your reign of evil and terror. It saddens me that you assume this must end in death.

We are going to attempt to arrest you, and try you for your crimes in a court of law.
As there is a deity of justice, we will find one of their priests or priestesses to conduct your trial. We will not be the one standing in judgement of you.
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No. 641336 ID: 05d909

We aren't going to find a priest of justice to see this fellow judged. We are multitude, we should be able to manage ourselves.

Gorister, you have an option here. You can die with steel in your guts or you can admit you took on something bigger than you, and become a small cog in a big machine working to fix that. Things are too fucked up here for us to spend an excess of time dealing with you and your corrupt guards with kids gloves on, so I'll make this simple.

You are going to work with us, or you are going to die here. If you die here the guards will be replaced by thugs, surely worse than those already in charge. Your afterlife will bring no rest as your soul is tainted by the very corruption you fight against. You will be forgotten, your crusade ended and not even a footnote in the history of the savior that follows.

We need a representative of both Magnus and the humans at our table, or we can't call ourselves a nation of equality by any stretch of the imagination. So we are giving a choice.

You are dying. There's a knife sliding around in your guts right now. Now if we possess your body, our abilities will make you stronger while we are there. We'll take your body to someone who can fix these wounds. This is only on the promise you'll talk and make some effort to work with us. We'll with your assistance go through the guard, find the worst offenders and expel them, put stricter rules on the remaining and float candidates for replacements and temporary manpower for the inevitable shortage of manpower. This is of course only the first of many steps in cleaning the deep rooted corruption that has taken hold of this place.

I think you can already feel in your physical body what the only other option is.

And before you make a decision, you should know, that we will be marching on the castle to clear it of it's demonic taint in the not distant future. I'd like you to be there for that, Gorister.
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No. 641339 ID: 939c7f
File 143200163177.jpg - (69.94KB , 800x533 , punching time.jpg )
641339

rolled 33 = 33

>>641329

Gatling - You know this place is corrupt and tainted, and expecting people to be able-Wow!

>Gorister outmatches your agility and runs in for a punch.

>>641314
>you twist the knife in his gut hoping the dirty trick slows him down...

The Aasimar throws a rocketing fist: 49 (ws) - 8 (block) - 20 (dirty trick) + 10 (combat trained) + 15 (field trained) = 46

Above 94 crit hit
above 70 solid hit
Above 46 hit
Below 47 miss
below 27 bad miss
Below 06 crit miss
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No. 641341 ID: 2c759a

Now counter with your own hit.
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No. 641347 ID: d90668

Well attack him back quickly while he is off balance from the miss.

Can we conjure up a mental version of our knife without moving one of our physical knives? Or change the surroundings in any fashion?

This is our realm of expertise after all. Would be nice if we did not have to punch his soul into submission.
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No. 641359 ID: b8ceae

>>641339
Can't we just trap him in a soul cage or something? He has no experience or training with soul combat, while we're a gestalt entity with countless times as many minds and incalculably more power.
Far from being unable to bring enough power to bear, our biggest problem so far has been not accidentally shredding everything like tissue paper.

>>641336
We're the arresting agent, not judge and jury. It's hard to be impartial, and justice requires an impartial mediator.
Also, this town needs an unbiased court. There are a lot of terrible things going on, and we need somebody who can fairly decide what should be done. We can provide the policing force, but trying to do more would be overreaching and a distraction from our other priorities.
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No. 641382 ID: bd8b82

pointer, middle, and ring finger triple eye poke
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No. 641391 ID: 05d909

I think we've already mortally wounded him anyway, so worrying about overstepping our bounds by being the law is a bit moot, and it's also a bit hypocritical to act that way when we've pretty much committed to ousting everyone in charge here to set up Eadoo's kingdom.

I still think we should be trying to subdue and possible convert him. Someone with this kind of soul should be strong against demons,and we need that. We can give him the good against evil battle he so desperately wants, and maybe build a connection in the incredible combative human community.
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No. 641411 ID: b8ceae

>>641391
Gut wounds are slow, lingering ways to die.
We know a fleshcrafter.
Unless we cut open a major vein or artery he'll linger long enough that we can fix him up.

It's easy to go from capture to kill, but hard to go from kill to capture. Lets try for whatever keeps our options the most open, and switching tactics when our method becomes non-viable.
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No. 641436 ID: ea0ad9

>Can't we just trap him in a soul cage or something?
Despite having no experience, he can't be caged. I'm sure he can, however, have his wings clipped.
Let's grab them wings and tear them out!
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No. 641474 ID: 3181a5

So in order to drive out the evil and the sin you became a sinner yourself...that doesn't make much sense does it. Darkness cannot drive out darkness, hate cannot end hate and more sin will not stop sin.
Listen you're a good man at heart right, well so are we, we're not demons or angels but kind of both and we're just trying to do as much good as we can for as many people as we can and that, for us, includes non humans too. I mean if you truly believe humans are the superior species then what kind of example are you setting for all the others?
And if you are a good man then you would do good regardless of who you serve or what doctrines or faith you follow right? We can show you his memories and show you he was born good but it was the abuse by the church and the other guards that made him a monster. But even so we believe there is hope for this town so why not aid us in saving this town instead of destroying it?
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No. 641479 ID: bfa142

And on the matter of Concu, yeah she's probably done a lot of bad things for herself but she's also done a lot of good for others, and I guess bad things for the good of others too, but the guards seem to have only done bad things for their own good and amusement without doing much good for the people and in the end all mortals, including you, will be judged and rewarded for the virtue and punished for their wickedness. So ask yourself, how righteous a man are you?

Also I don't think fighting use is a good idea as we are a powerful wahteverthefuckweare that has existed for like forever and may be invincible.
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No. 641574 ID: 939c7f
File 143208294186.jpg - (63.20KB , 800x533 , blocked.jpg )
641574

rolled 14 = 14

>>641339
>Seeing his advance you move in and block the oncoming attack, moving his fist aside exposing his head.

>>641347
>>641359
>You lack the power to simply bend someones mind at will, due to your severe amnesia... You feel however, It's not completely out of your realm... You tap into your inner self and try to force your will into this mans soul...

Opposed will save: 70 (will) - 19 (1/2 Op. will) = 51

Above 94 crit fail
above 51 fails
Below 52 succeeds, creates minor image.
Below 24 succeeds, creates major image.
Below 06 crit success
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No. 641576 ID: 9297f4

Noice. Now let's get a firm grip on his soul.
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No. 641578 ID: d3be40

Make him relive every moment of his life that seems suspicious. Make him suspect and doubt those that deceived him.
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No. 641581 ID: 939c7f
File 143208835116.jpg - (58.53KB , 800x533 , in control.jpg )
641581

>>641574
>Backing off, you look into yourself and dig out a force of manipulation, channeling this power, you shatter the fabric of Gorister's soul and assert your dominance on his reality... This gives you a dangerously strong rush of satisfaction. You have nearly free reign on the shape and appearance inside his soul, limited only by it's size and my artistic patience. But you cannot control or modify his persona, by your will alone... yet... You may manifest what your will desires...

>>641474
Gatling - So in order to drive out the evil and the sin you became a sinner yourself...that doesn't make much sense does it. Darkness cannot drive out darkness, hate cannot end hate and more sin will not stop sin.

Aasimar - Fool! I am the exception! Can you not see it?! I am different! I can make it happen! I am superior! I am without sin! Without fault! Without Error! By my divine blood... I am perfect! My world is perfect!!

>_ _ _
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No. 641583 ID: d90668

Well we could go crazy but I think we should just make his inner self look like what he sounds like.

A angry old racist grandpa. One that sits on the porch and yells at the kids on his lawn. Who mutters under his breath when non humans wander by because he remembers the "good old days".

Who has a heart attack when his granddaughter marries a elf and has to go live in a home because he embarrasses the rest of his family and they don't want to deal with him anymore.
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No. 641585 ID: f0a5e4

Indeed. Let his inner corruption become outer, and let it become plain to him as can be.
We could be heavy handed about this, but this is the sort of person whose worldview has never been challenged, whose superiority has never been vanquished, because he deceives himself just as dearly as anyone else.
Laying bare his sins to him and making it impossible to look away, impossible to deny, impossible to excuse his actions, could make it possible to save him.
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No. 641588 ID: 5869f6

>>641581
Lay his sins, his petty hatred, his evil, bare to the world.
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No. 641599 ID: b8ceae

>>641581
"Without sin? Hardly. Didn't you notice your wings are black? You're a FALLEN angel. You're so convinced in your own purity you can't even see you've long since been corrupted, and spout hubris.

You think you're fighting a climactic battle of good versus evil with the fate of the world on the line. That's... actually quite sad. The stakes here are the fate of a small town only cared about by his inhabitants, and this isn't even a fight."

Ok, we can't affect him directly but we can reshape this place to our will. Lets bind him in chains, lock him in a cage, and entomb him in rock.
Then lets use the leverage that buys us to reforge the chains and cage as his self-importance, so that him breaking free means he's getting a massive dose of humility.
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No. 641604 ID: bd8b82

pride. the last of the seven sins.
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No. 641612 ID: 27c0e0

Let us change him into and image of what he really is, a putrid abomination, a twisted retch of a man, a demon pretending to be pure.
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No. 641634 ID: f0a5e4

>>641612
Not putrid, not an abomination, not a demon or an angel.
A man. Afraid, deluded, and weak enough to accept the blindness of ignorance rather than be unsure of himself. It's still possible for him to leave his zealotry behind.
He may still be insufferable, but he'll have the opportunity to change.
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No. 641719 ID: f461c5

You are no sugar touched, Gorrister.

Sins stick to you. The place you are making is not for you, in the same way it is not for your pawns.
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No. 641722 ID: eb4621

Let's make his hands and clothes be covered in blood. Simple, but with a very strong symbolic character.
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No. 641763 ID: 939c7f
File 143217523725.jpg - (58.36KB , 800x533 , punishing the sinner.jpg )
641763

rolled 74 = 74

>>641722
>You douse his wears in blood to symbolize his ill deeds.

>>641612
>>641583
>>641585
>despite your power, you cannot alter or change his persona by your will alone.

>>641599
>You bind him in chains and lock him in a cage, angered by your "transgression" he trashes and struggles against your bindings.

>>641719
>>641599
Gatling - Without sin? Hardly. Didn't you notice your wings are black? You're a FALLEN angel. You're so convinced in your own purity you can't even see you've long since been corrupted, and spout hubris... You think you're fighting a climactic battle of good versus evil with the fate of the world on the line. That's... actually quite sad. The stakes here are the fate of a small town only cared about by his inhabitants, and this isn't even a fight. You are no sugar touched, Gorister. Sins stick to you. The place you are making is not for you, in the same way it is not for your pawns!

>You attempt to convince him to see your ways: 56 (cha) - 19 (1/2 Op. will) - 10 (anger) + 5 (sound arguments) = 32


Above 92 crit. fail
above 62 great failure
Above 32 failure
Below 33 success
below 15 great success
Below 04 crit. success
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No. 641764 ID: d90668

Figures that he would be too set in his ways to easily sway.

We will have to weaken him more before we can make anything stick.
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No. 641769 ID: aaf7f7

>>641764
no look I think that's a typo. 33 or lower success, 32 or higher failure. I think its supposed to be 33 or higher is failure and 32 or lower is success. We just squeaked by.
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No. 641771 ID: d3be40

Once he starts ranting again, explain that whether or not he agrees with you THERE IS A BIGGER THREAT THAN EADOO.

Point his focus at Kaleb, manipulate his ego with an epic battle that could cement his status as a hero. Or, explain that you intend to raid the local castle and their demon horde. Maybe he'd like to beat you to the punch?

If he's the "good guy" then evil is triumphing because all these world-ending threats are happening and he's here doing @#$%-all.
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No. 641773 ID: bd8b82

>>641769
74 is higher then 62.


needing 33 means we only had a 1/3 chance of convincing him at all so he really doesn't want to admit it. may need to just eat him.
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No. 641774 ID: 939c7f
File 143217810054.jpg - (67.81KB , 800x533 , pure anger.jpg )
641774

>>641763
>Your words only serve to fuel his rage.

Aasimar - YOU ARE LYING!! YOU LIE DEMON! LIES! I AM PURE! I AM OF DIVINE BLOOD! I CANNOT BE WRONG! I SHALL NOT BE OPPOSED! MY WILL CANNOT BE DENIED! MY SOUL IS WITHOUT SIN! I AM THE LIVING SONG OF ANGELS!! I AM THE CHOSEN OF THE LORD! I WILL BE THE MESSIAH THIS WORLD NEEDS!! MY WILL IS UNQUESTIONED MY FAITH IS UNQUESTIONED MY SOULS IN UNQUESTIONED!! YOUAREAFOOLTOOPPOSEMEISHALLSTRIKE YOUDOWNWHEREYOUSTANDMYPERFECTWORLDHASNOPLACEFORYOUDEMON!!!

>Gorister is consumed into rage, as he barks at you savagely, His third eye weeps crimson tears. his toga now completely stained in blood.

>You feel a cold wash flow ever his intestines, as they try to slip from his gut wound.

>_ _ _
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No. 641778 ID: d90668

You are dying Gorister. In the real world your blood slips away and your time left on this earth is quickly coming to a end. Maybe with quick medical attention you might be saved but you have to make a choice in the next few seconds.

Normally your spirit would go to your god but we need the knowledge in your head. We hoped to maybe sway your thinking so we could show you the truth but you are to caught up in your own delusions.

So one last chance Gorister. You can still be saved and your vision realized if you are willing to throw down your pride and admit to your own mistakes.

If not I do apologize for this but we tried our best.

If we do have to eat his soul lets try a little composure this time. We need to work on not just gobbling up any soul we come across. Is far to easy to fall prey to our hungers and cross a line we do not want to cross.
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No. 641779 ID: b8ceae

>>641774
"It's unfortunate, Gorister, but it seems we're out of time to convince you to repent. Maybe later."

Lets entomb his soul in concrete and possess his body. Bodies we're piloting tend to be far less subject to biological weaknesses like death, so we should be able to keep it alive long enough to get it patched up. We can try again once we're in a more controlled environment.

What deity does he follow? If we can find one of their clergy (from outside this area, since any here are probably corrupted) we can make him confess what he has done and have his actions decried by proper clergy. He can brush off what we say as lies, but somebody of the cloth wouldn't be so easy.

The guards are probably doing... Something. First thing we should do once we're in control is to order them to stand down and fetch a doctor - specifically, our fleshcrafter.
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No. 641782 ID: 05d909

Yes, we've got him bound so lets take him to our doctor and maybe get this body fixed.

Despite his ignorance and pride, I feel like killing him would be a waste. Even if he's corrupted, he's divinely touched, and the black and white good vs evil battle is waiting for him in a castle not far away.

If we've got control of his body we can drag him away to our doctor. Get him patched up. There's nothing to stop us from showing him that we aren't the enemy here. Maybe we can convince him.
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No. 641799 ID: 7aa8c3

Can we rip is wings off?
Also before he dies say "This world ill needs a savior such as you" or "If you"re so pure let's see judged in death by the Gods". Emphasize that there are Gods, not just one
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No. 641887 ID: 500ebb

Tear off his wings and devour them. Pluck out his third eye and consume it. Perhaps being stripped of his divine heritage will weaken his messiah complex.
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No. 642347 ID: fe5d55

>>641887
Okay uh...No, That's crossing the line.Tearing off the wings, Sure, The eye? Hell, if you wanna be especially brutal? EATING them? That's crossing the line into monstrous.
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No. 642357 ID: 500ebb

But if we eat his third eye, we might gain his ability to discern lies!
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No. 642419 ID: 939c7f
File 143241443676.jpg - (195.28KB , 800x533 , caught copy.jpg )
642419

>>641778
Gatling - So one last chance Gorister. You can still be saved and your vision realized if you are willing to throw down your pride and admit to your own mistakes.

Aasimar - I Will Never Submit To You! Demon Spawn!

>He does not appear to be listening at this point.

>>641779
>>641782
>You double up on his bindings and away to the real world. Sterns body is being held tightly by the two guards on post.

Cobain - Damn it Stern! What the hell's gotten in to you!?

Piss - Commander are you alright?! Don;t worry we'll get you to a priest!

>You mention getting this body patched up by Valdor.

Cobain - that black skinned faggot? Whats wrong with you that you'd need his help?

Piss - Yeah, it's just a cut, the clerics at the church will heal you for free. Come on, Cobain, put this animal in a cell, I'll escort the commander.

Cobain - My pleasure~

>Follow Gorister to the church
>Follow Stern to the cells
>Oppose them
>_ _ _
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No. 642434 ID: 1c6277

>>642419
something tells me we dont want a priest's attention just yet.

Given the commander's rank and connections, he's likely going to get the best healer they have available, and given the circumstances a halfway competent priest will look for supernatural causes.

Come to think of it.. what will happen to us if we cross into 'holy ground'? That's usually a sanctuary from demons.. but we're only half-demon.

Focus on Stern for now. If we can't figure out a way to get his body out, we should be able to just return to Eadoo and leave them with an empty shell.
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No. 642439 ID: 601271

Ok we have them shove the stern body into a cell and tell them to not rough him up at all. Say we will deal with him ourselves later.

Then we teleport our knife out of him and stab Piss once we are out of sight of the other guards and then detour to our doctor instead of the priest.

Then we can take time to deal with his soul and avoid having to possibly murder the priest just yet. Given a bit of time we can deal with all or most of the guards this way. Or at least as many as we can before someone gets on to us.

As for the other guards we can just kill them or try to reform them or practice our soul surgery on them. Remove all the bad memories that made them the horrible people they are today and maybe we could end up with a half decent police force again.

Have to be careful though. Using our soul powers is a tricky thing.
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No. 642446 ID: 3cbc51

Yeah gorister should act casual for now and avoid suspicion. Let's see what's gonna happen to stern
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No. 642451 ID: 05d909

Wait, Stern is soulless but his body is alive... is he still... moving? Alive?

Doesn't matter, we go with the guard, ditch him and find our doctor. I guess we'll have to kill him to do it. We can't go to the priests, we aren't ready to start a holy war just yet.
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No. 642452 ID: d3be40

The priests might have wards programmed to detect possession. Focus on capturing Gorister, get him to a doctor.
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No. 642453 ID: 05d909

Also, just a note, we shouldn't be practicing soul surgery. We came to the conclusion it's a pretty atrociously evil thing to do after we fucked up with Shenzi.
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No. 642500 ID: 939c7f
File 143243499775.jpg - (100.90KB , 800x533 , thrown in cell 3.jpg )
642500

>>642451
>Wait, Stern is soulless but his body is alive... is he still... moving? Alive?

>Sterns body only moves because you're embed in it, if you were removed, it would fall limp, but not dead.

>>642439
>>642434
>>642446
>Ok we have them shove the stern body into a cell and tell them to not rough him up at all. Say we will deal with him ourselves later.

>Confused, Cobain obeys. Sterns body is pushed downstairs and into the third cell from the right. His body is stripes of weapons and his arms are loosely tied. They didn't notice the blade...

>It may important to note that you can keep yourselves from harming your host. but without consciously deciding specifically this, it defaults to cutting blade.
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No. 642501 ID: 939c7f
File 143243500618.jpg - (129.57KB , 800x533 , on the way there.jpg )
642501

>>642434
>Come to think of it.. what will happen to us if we cross into 'holy ground'? That's usually a sanctuary from demons.. but we're only half-demon.

>The holy symbol, a golden eagle, wrapped around your neck and tucked into your shirt, is not burning, but it is unpleasantly hot and making you feel weak.

>>642439
>>642451
>>642452
>Piss helps you walk out the door, seeing your weakness.

Piss - Don't worry Commander Gorister, I'll get you to a priest or cleric. It's only a stones throw away~

>You and him hobble to the church, its lights pierce through the night.

Piss - I'm sorry commander, I could of sworn... I could have sworn I took his weapon! all this would never had happened if I wasn't so... So Incompetent... *sigh* You're right commander... I don't have what it takes to be a guard... I'm just an executioner... A murderer...

>_ _ _
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No. 642535 ID: a2aeef

Listen boy everyone makes mistakes. All you need to do is man up and admit to the fact and do what you can to make it right.

Now get me to the doctor. Not the priest the doctor. And before you ask I have my reasons and I might tell you about them later.
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No. 642537 ID: d3be40

"As long as you are alive, you can make an impact. That's the whole reason for our division, you know. I'll make you do some good yet.

Get me to a doctor, something tells me that the priests aren't going to do anything but stare.

Do not make me demote you."
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No. 642578 ID: b8ceae

>>642501
"You can't feed me that tripe. We're all monsters, and there's not one good soul in the whole guard.
But we could be. Become decent folk instead of broken wastes driven by our demons."
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No. 642579 ID: f85771

>>642501
We have a fine opportunity coming up to drive a wedge between Gorister, his men, and the Church.
All we have to do is wait until we've got an audience, then: surprise full-on-the-mouth kiss with four-eyes there. Instant abomination status.

And if Gorister's still capable of watching, he'll probably have a spiritual aneurysm.
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No. 643254 ID: ecfbf7

Hold on is the cell blue tail is in the one with the trap door?
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No. 643266 ID: b8ceae

>>642579
You mean that now that WE are in control of the captain of the guard, you want to ruin his reputation so that he loses his position and somebody outside of our control takes over?

No.
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No. 643336 ID: ffd04b

>>643266
Said control may only last up to the healer. The healing magic may reveal that there's still a hunk of metal in the captain's guts, if it doesn't expel us entirely.

Consider it a bail-out plan then.
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No. 643415 ID: 05d909

Why are we being so bashful, we can recall our blade, posses Piss, and judge him without the need for silly awkward conversation.

Do it, recall the other knife and possess piss. Don't hurt him though, we aren't trying to kill these two, we just aren't up for continuing this charade.

We'll puppet piss along to the doctors and once Gorister is properly subdued so that he doesn't kill himself we can have an inner conversation with him and give him an honest judgement, which he clearly desires.
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No. 643790 ID: 939c7f
File 143287019249.jpg - (92.32KB , 800x533 , piss asking about copy.jpg )
643790

>>642578
>>642535
>>642537
Gatling - You can't feed me that tripe. We're all monsters, and there's not one good soul in the whole guard. But we could be. Become decent folk instead of broken wastes driven by our demons. Listen boy everyone makes mistakes. All you need to do is man up and admit to the fact and do what you can to make it right. As long as you are alive, you can make an impact. That's the whole reason for our division, you know. I'll make you do some good yet. Now get me to the doctor. Not the priest the doctor. And before you ask I have my reasons and I might tell you about them later. Don't make me demote you.

>What's his name, looks at you deeply, looking you in the eyes for the first time for as long as Stern can remember. He looks honestly moved and rather emotional.

Piss - I... I've never seen this side of you Commander... Never heard you talk like that... You almost make me want to believe, you have honest intentions, for this little town... Heh... *sigh* ... I will commander, I'll make a difference... by believing in myself~ But... At the risk of being demoted... Why the elf? I'm just curious, if it's really none of my busyness, fine you don't need to tell me. But it just doesn't add up... The priests offer us reliable, free treatment that has worked in the past, where a foreigners conventional medicine wont act as fast as magic and wont be nearly as affordable or quick. I'm sure you have a good reason, you're not stupid, you don't act without reason... So, I'm just curious~

>>643415
>He is off guard, you could posses him with ease.

>Lie to him.
>Tell him.
>Posses him.
>_ _ _
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No. 643792 ID: 2c759a

posses his ass
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No. 643795 ID: d90668

Piss I am going to give you a choice. Not one that many people get mind you.

Ask me that question again and I will answer it. Mind you the answer may or may not be to your liking. But I guarantee it will change your life for good or ill.

Or you can take the route of ignorance and stay silent. They says ignorance is bliss and that may be true. Because knowledge can be painful. You may learn my reasons in time but that is for fate to decide.

Either way choose quickly because I rather dislike having to hold my guts in longer than I need to.

If he asks again stab him with our second knife and have a chat in his head.

If not we shamble off to the doctors and keep working on influencing him the more traditional way.
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No. 643798 ID: d3be40

Something's off. Attempting to possess him might fail, and you could lose Gorister. Best to hold on to the captain and worry about Piss later.

"Let's just say ... *ergh* ... that I plan on COWING them all. Showing up beforehand limping from a stab wound by an incompetent unrepentant sociopath might dampen that a bit.

As for Stern, killing his own brother was the last straw. I'm into redemption, but that bastard struck twenty-seven, and he'll kill someone important if we keep him around.

Dibs on his liver. Also, *OW*."
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No. 643828 ID: ea0ad9

>>643795
I like this one. Just remember to NOT wound Piss.
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No. 643842 ID: b8ceae

>>643790
"Stern said that right before he died Harsh denied god and claimed to have friends with power over hell, and he I could tell Stern wasn't lying.
If the priests get involved then they'll make a big fuss over harsh and whatever caused this mess will go to ground and escape. I need time to get to investigate before that happens, and we both know that elf knows how to keep his damn mouth shut."

Entirely true, completely believable, and consistent with what Piss knows about how these people behave.

Stabbing Piss can be plan B
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No. 644365 ID: 939c7f
File 143311158157.jpg - (84.31KB , 800x533 , pisser looking serious.jpg )
644365

>>643795
>>643828
Gatling - Piss, I am going to give you a choice. Not one that many people get mind you. Ask me that question again and I will answer it. Mind you the answer may or may not be to your liking. But I guarantee it will change your life for good or ill. Or you can take the route of ignorance and stay silent. They says ignorance is bliss and that may be true. Because knowledge can be painful. You may learn my reasons in time but that is for fate to decide. Either way choose quickly because I rather dislike having to hold my guts in longer than I need to.

>The man pauses for a moment and looks at you sideways... after a moment he looks shocked or maybe panicked, but hes composed none the less.

Piss - You're... Not... Gorister... are you?

>He pauses, you feel a drop of sweat run along your brow as the moment grows long.

Piss - But I'm going to trust you... Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I curious... But I trust you. When you say, you're going to do good... I trust you more than Gorister... So please, tell me who you are...
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No. 644366 ID: 939c7f
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>>643792
>>643795
>>643828
>>643842
>>644365
>You lung forwards and stab him in the gut, making sure not to wound or inflict pain. Still he's shocked and panicked.

>Inside his soul, the mans frame is very frail and skinny, His skin is missing at places and he lacks eyes... His hand is welded shut around a bloody cleaver that is bound to him with barbed wire... the blade emanates an aura most foul. his soul is black...

Piss - Well... this was unexpected... You certainly aren't Gorister...

>He looks like he's holding back a mountain of panic, fear and disbelief.

>_ _ _
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No. 644367 ID: d90668

Oh you poor thing. What has life done to you?

You do not need to fear us. You invited us willingly so we will tell you our tale and you can decide what to make of it.
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No. 644368 ID: 0ee153

>>644366
Hoo boy, someone's sure fucked you up. 'sup?
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No. 644369 ID: 05d909

Your soul is wounded Piss, but no one is beyond redemption. You enjoy death, don't you? There's no pretense or lies here, and your soul is scarred by your own violence.

Piss, you don't seem to be ignorant, or scarred by anger, but your soul tells me clearly who and what you are. You spoke as if you desired redemption, but the stains here run deep.

We are seeking to make this place better. There will be much bloodshed before then, but unless you can put down your cleaver when it's over, there'll be no place for you in our revolution.

What I ask is not a simple gesture but it'll release a weight from your soul you want to be from. The wire around your wrist is a piece of what makes you you, sure as the rest of you, and letting go of that sort of thing is the hardest thing anyone can do, but you have a chance to do it now, and then your soul can become clean.

We will help you do this thing, but only if you ask.
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No. 644380 ID: d3be40

Nothing we haven't seen before. Ever try crafting traps and gadgets? It fits the motif.

As for Gorister, we had every intention to ruin his reputation and deconstruct the police station; as you said, you're an executioner, and almost everyone else on the force is at the same level as you.

But then we saw something jaw-dropping; he's an extremely corrupt but simultaneously... erm... he's trying to be one of the good guys. Take a look.

(Make sure Gorister isn't dead)
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No. 644383 ID: ef13d8

"I suppose its time for a proper introduction then. I am Gatling. I'm not certain where I'm from, so I'm trying to make the best of where I am. What is your name?"
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No. 644484 ID: c840fd

I'm guessing the cleaver represents his belief that he is a butcher and the wire maybe means he feels trapped like it was with Trixie, not sure about the missing eyes and skin. Maybe he feels he's lost his way and is loosing himself?
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No. 644530 ID: 05d909

I'm gonna take a guess that someone did something to his eye and that's why he has to wear glasses, and that pain led him to anger and he found comfort in... well, butchering.
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No. 644768 ID: b9d767

The only way I can see us getting any use out of Gorister is either OMNOMNOMing his soul and taking his body, or making him do something that A: gets him killed and B: ruins his group's reputation.
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No. 644878 ID: 05d909

I don't think we want Gorister rattling around in here. Stern is bad enough. You also have to consider what happens when there's more of them than us in here.

Stay the path, delve too the core of the Piss's problem and then offer him the redemption he seeks.

And yeah, ask for his real name and use that.
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No. 646384 ID: 939c7f
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>>644367
Gatling - Oh you poor thing. What has life done to you?

Piss - Life? Well life's done no wrong by me. I know a handfull of folks who would kill for a life like mine...

Gatling - You do not need to fear us. You invited us willingly so we will tell you our tale and you can decide what to make of it.

Piss - Well I guess there's not much to tell. I'm a father of three. Happily married to my lovely wife, who I've known since I was three... I'm a faithful Worshiper of the lord and a guard in my home town, I keep the peace to the best of my ability. Before that I was a clockmaker. Noble busyness, but no money in it this far south...

>>644383
Gatling - I suppose its time for a proper introduction then. I am Gatling. I'm not certain where I'm from, so I'm trying to make the best of where I am. What is your name?

Aalgeb - My name is Aalgeb Snowflower. Pleasure to meet you... Only Stern calls me Piss, so I knew right away that something was up...

>>644369
Gatling - Your soul is wounded Aalgeb, but no one is beyond redemption. You enjoy death, don't you? There's no pretense or lies here, and your soul is scarred by your own violence.

Aalgeb - I do... ever since I was a boy... But I've never killed without reason or without orders... Though not all of my victims deserved to suffer as they did...

Gatling - Aalgeb, you don't seem to be ignorant, or scarred by anger, but your soul tells me clearly who and what you are. You spoke as if you desired redemption, but the stains here run deep. We are seeking to make this place better. There will be much bloodshed before then, but unless you can put down your cleaver when it's over, there'll be no place for you in our revolution.

Aalgeb - I don't think I can put it down... Not now, and not later... I... I don't think I want to either... This is who I am. I value my existence, I don't want it modified or controlled... A soul should run it's course, I think... For better or for worst...

>>644530
Gatling - I'm gonna take a guess that someone did something to his eye and that's why he has to wear glasses

Aalgeb - No... I've just always worn glasses... I don't really need them... I've just always had em... ever since I was a kid...

>He seems shaky as he answers that.

>>644380
Gatling - Nothing we haven't seen before. Ever try crafting traps and gadgets? It fits the motif.

Aalgeb - I have, I'm pretty adept at it actualy.

Gatling - As for Gorister, we had every intention to ruin his reputation and deconstruct the police station; as you said, you're an executioner, and almost everyone else on the force is at the same level as you.

Aalgeb - I see... Gorister is a good man I can tell... He might not see life like everyone else does, but I know his heart is at the right place... But that might not be enough sometimes... As much as he's keeping this forces together... He's taring this town apart... But a land corrupt with law is surly better than a land corrupt with chaos...

Gatling - But then we saw something jaw-dropping; he's an extremely corrupt but simultaneously... erm... he's trying to be one of the good guys. Take a look.

>You show him Gorister's soul.

Aalgeb - My lord! All that blood... He's as drenched as I am... But... His soul is so... So beautiful... So very beautiful! Surely he is a noble beast! His Golden soul must surely be proof of his virtue!

>_ _ _
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No. 646418 ID: d3be40

"Said virtue is drowning, or poisoned, or whatever. He kept denying that his methods were flawed, that the consequences of his intentions were being overtaken by the creations from his methods. For all his potential, he's going to ruin this city if he doesn't come to terms with what he can do compared to what he IS doing.

We can help, but we also have our own problems. We're going to need people who know Gorister well to resolve this conflict between his honor and his violence.

Stern wasn't nice. Surprisingly, he accepted his fate even when WE didn't (that was an accident). So if you think that you don't want to change who you are, and are willing to live with the consequences, fine. But we'd like you to help us as a squad member, regardless. Sound good?"
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No. 646465 ID: b8ceae

>>646384
"At one point he may have been noble, but that has long since passed. Black wings are the mark of a fallen angel.

He's drenched in as much hubris as blood; he believes he's a divine avatar, and that no sin can stain him.
He's wrong, of course. Has it completely backwards, in fact. It's not that an avatar is immune to stain, but that they are incapable of committing sin.

If anything, his heritage makes him all the more lamentable. He had so much potential to do good, and he used it to commit atrocities instead."
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No. 646493 ID: 5f7625

I still think Gorister has a chance at redemption, which is why we are going to get him healed, and keep him alive until we've at least tried to reason with him.

Aalgeb, I think you should work with us. We have the power and will to fix the mire of corruption here. I've seen few here with a level head, and you seem to have one.

I am worried though. You are sick inside. At your deepest point you see yourself as a monster, skinless, sewn with barbed wire and unable to put down your blade.

I understand your desire not to change, and I respect that, but for some reason I think on some level you want to change.
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No. 646568 ID: d90668

You say you don't think you can put down your cleaver now or later. But that's not true is it? You don't know what you can do until you try.

There is nothing wrong with being a soldier or a fighter. Nothing wrong with defending yourself and what you care about. And there is nothing wrong with taking pride in your work and enjoying what you do. Even if it is a violent messy job.

But the foulness of that blade and how its wired to you tells us a different story. That you view yourself as butcher not a soldier. That you have been doing it so long you have let it start to poison the rest of your soul. That the simple pride you might have taken in being a protector long ago has changed into something else.

Your eyes show a deeper hidden story which revealing might help you heal but the telling is your choice to make.

As for Gorister's soul he did and does have much potential. But if he keeps on the path he is now far more than his wings will turn black. We hope to help redeem him but he will have to let go of some of his overwhelming pride first.

We are hoping that with some help from you and others we might be able to get through to him. Maybe we can show you all a different way of doing things that will make your lives much better.
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No. 646592 ID: 12ed2c

His wings are black, his third eye weeps blood and he believes he is beyond sin. Once he was pure and saintly but now he believes that he can commit any heinous act without it marking him and so he goes down a path were he will destroy anything he does not agree with, a path of blood and sin and he believes he will remain clean through it all. He might glow gold but the glow is false and fading.

And as for you, I think we can find a place for you in our group before and after our revolution. There will always be some evil in this world and there will always be need of those who hunt it.
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No. 648107 ID: 939c7f
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>>646418
Gatling - [...] So if you think that you don't want to change who you are, and are willing to live with the consequences, fine. But we'd like you to help us as a squad member, regardless. Sound good?

Aalgeb - I understand that I am a monster. I accept this in sorts... And I understand that a monster like me has no place in a perfect world... Still I'd like to help create such a place, even if my creation is doomed to kill me. I want it to exist.

>>646465
Gatling - At one point he may have been noble, but that has long since passed. Black wings are the mark of a fallen angel.

Aalgeb - You're right... He has fallen I can see it clearly. He's not more and angel now than me...

>>646493
Gatling - I am worried though. You are sick inside. At your deepest point you see yourself as a monster, skinless, sewn with barbed wire and unable to put down your blade. I understand your desire not to change, and I respect that, but for some reason I think on some level you want to change.

Aalgeb - Perhaps... Maybe~ The world is a crazy and amazing place. To claim to know anything for certain is folly of the highest order... Let's assume for now I know what I want and accept that sure desires might change~

>>646568
Galtling - [...] As for Gorister's soul he did and does have much potential. But if he keeps on the path he is now far more than his wings will turn black. We hope to help redeem him but he will have to let go of some of his overwhelming pride first. We are hoping that with some help from you and others we might be able to get through to him. Maybe we can show you all a different way of doing things that will make your lives much better.

Aalgeb - I Truly hope you can save Gorister, He's a good man at heart I know it... I ask that you not kill him, or at least do what ever possible to avoid such a fate for him. If not only because he's is a human being and deserves his right to live. But... His wife... is my sister... she loves him very much... I'd hate to see her break...

>>646592
Gatling - I think we can find a place for you in our group before and after our revolution. There will always be some evil in this world and there will always be need of those who hunt it.

Aalgeb - I think so too, but with your permission, I would like to sleep on the thought. To the best of my abilities I never rush into important decisions. I swear on my honor and my life that I will keep this conversation and the knowledge of your existence in Gorister's body a secret between us... I'll bring you to the pearl and tell his- my sister that he wont be coming home in for a few days... Paperwork and all, what with the recent escape... He's taking care of matters personally, since there might be a mole beyond the Andersons in the works.

>The man brings you to the Inn and walks away into the night.

Trixy - *Yawn!* Oh hi master... Oh my, I made a bit mess... I hope I did well... What happened while I was out?

Eadoo - Gatling there you are. What's going on? I understand you have things under control but I'd like to know...

Roland - Mister demon... My beloved Durindina would like your opinion on a matter...

>Follow Trixy
>Follow Eadoo
>Follow Roland
>Dreamdrop
>_ _ _
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No. 648126 ID: d3be40

Send messages to Trixy and Eadoo: You have an opportunity to recruit the police chief and one of his detectives. You do NOT want to waste this opportunity, the potential assets and influence are worth the risk. Also, Chief Gorister and Detective Aalgeb have proven surprisingly reasonable. Relatively speaking of course...

Head over to Roland. Maybe Durindina can help diagnose the treatment for Gorister's condition.

Also, we should cast a vote: Let Stern's body die out? Holding it could risk losing Gorister altogether...
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No. 648131 ID: 9297f4

Ehhhhhh, I kinda want to keep Stern's body for nothing more than a mobile sperm bank/extra body but unless Aiden has a way to preserve a body or if Trixy has enough magic to freeze it, might as well lose it.
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No. 648145 ID: ea0ad9

>Oh my, I made a bit mess... I hope I did well... What happened while I was out?
...You "Made a mess." Really, now, what more is there to say?
>Gatling there you are. What's going on? I understand you have things under control but I'd like to know...
There was a fight, and you rushing in would have made things look "Worse" in their eyes.
@Both: Well, we're going to be "Fixing" the soul of the captain of the guard, or trying to. He's a Paladin, with a blessed soul, but his soul is in a Fallen state. So, he's not got much of his power, but if we can fix him and convert him, he'll make a valuable ally.
>I kinda want to keep Stern's body for nothing more than a mobile sperm bank/extra body--
His body is still alive. We didn't hurt him much, unlike Gorrister. He won't do much to keep himself alive, what with being a part of us now, but we can keep the body alive for ourselves, by just, you know, controlling it, eating and drinking and sleeping... Our other bodies all were dead, not just had the soul removed. If we hadn't stopped ourselves with Shenzi, she'd be in the same state.
@Eadoo: We might need Aiden's help to fix Gorrister's soul: We can change the appearance, but not the mentality. He follows Morals and will not force his mentality to change, but that doesn't mean he can't soften it up. Mind asking while we're out?

@Roland: Alright, I'm willing to talk with the angel Durindina. We have gained control over ourselves and the mistake will not happen again, Roland. ...Forgive me for saying, but I cannot help but think of her as a sister, sir. Probably being that she's the first fellow Higher Being (I mean Angels and Demons both) we've met, but regardless of why, I will do everything in my power to assist should either of you require.
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No. 648254 ID: 662c21

>*Yawn!* Oh hi master... Oh my, I made a bit mess...
In more ways then you know.
>I hope I did well... What happened while I was out?
You did fine sweetie but can you give us some tips as to stop you if you go berserk again.

>What's going on? I understand you have things under control but I'd like to know...
Lets just say there where good decisions and bad decisions. Everything should be under control but our plans may have to change slightly.

>Mister demon... My beloved Durindina would like your opinion on a matter...
WE"RE NOT DEMONS GODS DAMMIT, we're...eh..something...we'll get back to you on that. Anyway, sure we'll talk with Durindina if she wishes it Saint Roland.
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No. 648331 ID: 3268fc

>I made a bit mess... I hope I did well...

You did just fine by me <3

>What happened while I was out?

How much of it do you remember, love?

We'll see you in a minute, we have to talk to somebody quick quick. We'll meet you in bed for your big reward.

Dream drop on Roland then pipo and then we'll get our sweet vengeance on trixie
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No. 648546 ID: 5f7625

Why are you being so nice to Trixy. She fucked up and caused us a problem. Are you all sex addled morons who throw yourself at the first crazy that's into you?

Trixy, you made a mess, thankfully on a manageable scale. We may have turned this into a victory anyway, but we also may have a small war brewing.

And of course we should go see Durindina.
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No. 648904 ID: 939c7f
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>>648145
Gatling - There was a fight, and you rushing in would have made things look "Worse" in their eyes. Well, we're going to be "Fixing" the soul of the captain of the guard, or trying to. He's a Paladin, with a blessed soul, but his soul is in a Fallen state. So, he's not got much of his power, but if we can fix him and convert him, he'll make a valuable ally. We might need Aiden's help to fix Gorrister's soul: We can change the appearance, but not the mentality. He follows Morals and will not force his mentality to change, but that doesn't mean he can't soften it up. Mind asking while we're out?

Eadoo - Sure thing. Last I heard he was busy with his wives, but I'll put a word in as soon as I can.

>>648254
>>648546
Gatling - In more ways then you know. Trixy, you made a mess, thankfully on a manageable scale. We may have turned this into a victory anyway, but we also may have a small war brewing.

Trixy - I'm really sorry master. I just couldn't control myself... The way they were made me hate them so much... *sigh* I'm sorry though. I hope I didn't ruin everything... I've always had a temper...

>>648331
Gatling - How much of it do you remember, love?

Trixy - I remember they kicked me. I saw red, I told you to control me, then nothing... I woke up in my soul with a big dong.. I don't know what happened while I was raging, But I guess my body just really wants to have one~ Never the less, I'll stow it away, I remember the discussion thread, you don't want it flopping around all the time, I understand~

>>648254
Gatling - You did fine sweetie but can you give us some tips as to stop you if you go berserk again.

Trixy - Well back in the academy I had a collar that bubbled me when my blood pressure got too high... I could probably make a new one... I'm a half decent artificer, but I haven't worked on wonders in a while. If you finance me a bit I could make some magic gear for you and our friends~ I probably have enough stuff lying around in my B-hole to make a bubble gear... Oh, have you seen my B-hole? I changed it up a bit since we last meet, I'll show it to you sometime~

>Trixy starts picking up her stuff

*Yawn* Either way, I'm gonna Ask for room that's not caked in blood and hit the hay. Come to bed when you're done for the night, okay hun?
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No. 648910 ID: 939c7f
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>>648254
Galting - WE"RE NOT DEMONS GODS DAMMIT, we're...eh..something...we'll get back to you on that.

Roland - What ever you say, you're all demons in my book, you legion you...

>>648145
Gatling - Alright, I'm willing to talk with the angel Durindina. We have gained control over ourselves and the mistake will not happen again, Roland.

Roland - Good to hear, Again, if you harm my beloved Woman again, I'll slay you.

Gatling - ...Forgive me for saying, but I cannot help but think of her as a sister, sir. Probably being that she's the first fellow Higher Being we've met, but regardless of why, I will do everything in my power to assist should either of you require.

Roland - Think of her how ever you want... But she's not like you.

>Roland lies down and sleeps, after a moment you enter his dream. You're in the misty spring again. Both Roland and Durindina are naked and arguing.

Dina - Look please, it's okay. There's nothing wrong with it.

Roland - I'm not subjecting you to it, end of question.

Dina - please just try it.

Roland - No, it's wrong and impure. It's borderline heretical!

Dina - calm down Roland, The nephilim are here.

>The pale woman drapes herself in water, while the knight pouts.

Dina - Gatling, could you help us? Roland and I have a dilemma involving our personal life...

Roland - That's not why you summoned them here Dina! Tell him about the mystical endtimes stuff!

Dina - That can wait Roland.

Roland - What could be more important than a prophesy involving the end of times?!

Dina - The end times aren't gonna roll up over night. And we can't be having arguments when they come.

Roland - Look, what ever. Gatling probably doesn't even want to get their hands dirty with our problems. But if they really want to know whats going on between us, sure let them have their say...

Dina - Oh and Gatling. Good job on mastering your hunger for souls~

>Help with their personal problems.
>ask about prophesy.
>ask other questions?
>_ _ _
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No. 648915 ID: 0ee153

>>648910
I'm going to go out on a limb based on the surroundings and the conversation and guess that Dina wants the paladin dick. Can't really advise on the consequences, but what are Dina's arguments for it and Roland's arguments against?
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No. 648917 ID: 9297f4

Hey, you guys are part of our group. We think of you like family and family takes care of each other. So what's going on, relationship problems I take it?
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No. 648918 ID: 51ff77

What's your personal problem?
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No. 648932 ID: b8ceae

>>648910
"Less a hunger, more a reflex.
Roland, you're not going to be happy to hear this, but there's pretty much always a looming apocalypse. Most of the time the problem gets worked out and everything goes on like normal.
I can't say how many times Durindina has seen an apocalypse come to pass, but it's probably a lot higher than you think.
She and I are outsiders. When a civilization falls to plague, drought, disaster, or that sort of thing we're left behind to try and pick up the pieces.
This gives us very different sets of priorities than you.

You're very important to Durindina, but your time here is finite. Eventually you're going to die, but she won't and forever is a very, very long time to live with regrets.
You're worried about impending doom because it would be the end of everything to you, but to her it would be the end of you. Even if we stop the apocalypse there's a possibility you'll die in the process anyway.
I don't know if my memory loss is self-inflicted or not, nor if it was intentional or accidental. When faced with an eternity of grief it doesn't seem unlikely. I'm also somewhat dejected at how likely it is that my soul eating started as a way to save people who were precious to me - 'Gatling' is a collective entity comprised of countless unique minds, and as far as I can tell every soul consumed is still in the collective.

Durindina wants to make the most of the time she has with you because she only has you for so long. She doesn't want anything unresolved between you because she doesn't want to have any regrets from your time together.

So yes, we would like to help you resolve your personal problems, because in the long run - the VERY long run - that's what will matter to her more."
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No. 648934 ID: d3be40

>>648910
No we didn't. Gatling needs training in soul manipulation / surgery, especially now that we've captured the chief of police.

Explain the prophecy to us first. Do you know the source? Does this have anything to do with Kaleb?

We have time to talk about Durindina's personal problems, so ask away.
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No. 648963 ID: 939c7f
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>>648917
Gatling - Hey, you guys are part of our group. We think of you like family and family takes care of each other.

Dina - Thanks Gatling, see, they're friends~

Roland - We're not family... They're demons, you're an angel, I'm a human.

>>648915
Gatling - I'm going to go out on a limb based on the surroundings and the conversation and guess that Dina wants the paladin dick.

Dina - Oh no, we've been riding since day one, there no problem there.

Roland - Dina!! You don't have to share!

Dina - Roland baby, everyone plows, it's no secret~

>The paladin turns bright red.

Roland - You can't just talk about it though...

>>648918
Gatling - What's your personal problem?

Roland - No. I don't wanna talk about it...

>>648932
Gatling - Roland, you're not going to be happy to hear this, but there's pretty much always a looming apocalypse. Most of the time the problem gets worked out and everything goes on like normal. I can't say how many times Durindina has seen an apocalypse come to pass, but it's probably a lot higher than you think. She and I are outsiders. When a civilization falls to plague, drought, disaster, or that sort of thing we're left behind to try and pick up the pieces. This gives us very different sets of priorities than you.

Dina - I'm only a hundred years old, so I haven't really seen much yet. But you're not wrong for the most part.

Gatling - You're very important to Durindina, but your time here is finite. Eventually you're going to die, but she won't and forever is a very, very long time to live with regrets. You're worried about impending doom because it would be the end of everything to you, but to her it would be the end of you. Even if we stop the apocalypse there's a possibility you'll die in the process anyway. [...] Durindina wants to make the most of the time she has with you because she only has you for so long. She doesn't want anything unresolved between you because she doesn't want to have any regrets from your time together. So yes, we would like to help you resolve your personal problems, because in the long run - the VERY long run - that's what will matter to her more.

>The man mulls over your argument, wanting to disagree, but finding no valid rebuttal.

Roland - Okay fine... Since you're already in our pants... Dina and I have been... Rocking the boat, for some time now, and it was all good and swell... But now she comes up and asks me to... To do things to her that... I don't understand why she wants it! She... She wants me to restrain her, With a binding spell no less and whip her! flagellated her like a heretic! And she wants to be called names, insulted and ridiculed!

Dina - It's just for fun Rolly~

Roland - And she asked me to, Savage her. to use her sexually like an oiled whore! I don't... I just don't understand! It's wrong! It's very very wrong! Even the holly words of Magnus oppose this attitude! They clearly state: Beyond the benevolent act of conception, thine woman shall know no pain in passion. Nor abuse, nor violation, nor torment, nor lustless ravish. For it is a sin most foul to leave a maiden unquenched.

>the angel rolls her eyes at the biblical quote

Roland - There can be no doubt! I will not whip or torture my beloved Durindina. Not only because it's a sin, but because I love her. I don't want any harm done to her, least of all by my own hands... Why did this even come up?!

Dina - I've always wanted it Roland... It's just... seeing you fiercely fend off Martin like you did... It was so brave, I had never seen you so... so powerful and manly~ even your soul has gotten manlier. The kind of soul I want to call master all night long~

Roland - *Blush* I... N-no! no it's wrong! It's wrong to torture the one you love! Gatling you have a lover, you love that little witch, you'd never whip her right? Tell her, tell Durindina that it's wrong to torture your partner.

>_ _ _
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No. 648968 ID: 0ee153

Haha oh man, mate, you have no idea. Look, there's such a thing as bondage and sadomasochism, but the three most important rules are to keep it safe, sane, and consensual. It's not unusual or wrong and plenty of people enjoy it, so if that's all you're worried about, there's no problem.

The "consensual" bit is the bigger problem. If you're not comfortable with it, that's fine, but you do have a functional relationship and everything and I suggest you try it at least once for her sake. "Suggest" is the important word there.

It's really nothing that unusual compared to, say, gnolls or Eadoo being chicks with dicks or most other fetishes you'd find so long as you remember SSC- the Safe, Sane, Consensual thing again.
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No. 648972 ID: 9297f4

We may have delved into this world a few times in the past with Trixy, but it's not wrong as long as you enjoy it. Just try it once and if it works, do it every once in a while. If not, we can't fault you for trying. It may leave a bad taste for you due to your upbringing, but after a couple times, you may change. Just remember, Dina wants this. And you like pleasing her, right, wink, wink nudge, nudge?
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No. 648985 ID: ea0ad9

>Tell her, tell Durindina that it's wrong to torture your partner.
"Torture?" No. Enjoy ourselves, however, is something we do. I can tell you're not big into Gray just yet, so why not start off with something simpler? In the physical world, something like silk cloths can be used to very loosely tie the limbs outstretched, but because of its lighter nature, it can be easily pulled out of, unlike, say, leather. Even some handles placed upon a cushion, if the binding is too much, as then there's no bindings whatsoever.

Durindina, I'm guessing you are an angel of another God than Magnus? Regardless, physical harm, even in the spiritual world, isn't something you should demand be brought upon you. There are other forms of Mercy you can be left at, that leaves no harm, for example, tickling, or firmly pressing ice to the skin for just a few seconds. Try an approach it at a calmer rate, and find the compromise you both are comfortable at.

If it helps, try a bit of roleplay, outside of the requested activities. Heavy plate armor restricts movement and can act as a sort of binding, while not actually being one, and unless packed into pressure, a tendril of water can be startling but harmless; is it possible for you to control the waters here, Roland?
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No. 648991 ID: d3be40

>>648963
And here I thought you'd be above this. lol

Yeah, that's a curse for the ages.

What you have to understand is that people are people. You don't say that a specific set of people absolutely must be treated in a certain way, because you don't always know who they are or what you're doing. Some people feel they need pain for various and convoluted reasons.

Durindina's masochism streak seems to come from her personal grief at previous failures; a possible desire to self-improve and absolve her personal shortcomings. But given the intensity of her requests, that might not be healthy.

You know her better than we do; you need to analyze what her feelings and motives are on the matter, rather than just quote scripture and turn your brain off. You already porked her MULTIPLE TIMES so why are you being so picky about it?
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No. 648995 ID: 5f7625

We are somewhat divided on the nature of Trixy and our relationship, and suffice to say you would certainly not model yours after ours, but I will say this, whatever our feelings, our relationship before was one where yes, we whipper her, tied her up, and abused her at her own behest.

You are probably the only physical contact she gets. She knows you love her, she can feel it in this place like it's a real thing, but she wants more, she wants lust, she wants raw animalistic desire. She wants you to strip off all the nobility and show your core as a man, a monkey who'll fuck her hard, and kill anyone who threatens to interfere. She wants you to impose yourself on her like that animal.

It's not as uncommon a fetish as you'd think. You might not understand it but she is not just an angel, she is a person so you can't just pigeonhole her into some scriptural reference you've read.

And you might actually want to try it. You might find something in you that you don't yet understand. Or you might not, but you should certainly try.
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No. 649012 ID: af9f20

honestly it just comes down to what you're both comfortable with. you both need to come to to an understanding with what you are fine with, and you should both be considerate with what the other is not comfortable with.
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No. 649054 ID: 5a0f27

There are a lot of people out there that get pleasure from pain but seeing as I'm not sure I'm the best part of our collective to make useful suggestions on this matter so I'm just going to say I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!
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No. 649066 ID: b8ceae

>>648963
"Your understanding of that line is a bit off. Primarily, it's a prohibition against using others only as means to sate your own desires. While it explicitly forbids rape, sexual violence, and domestic violence, it also forbids being a selfish lover.
You've got it mostly right, but you missed the overall message. The important part is to treat people the way they want to be treated.

Durindina has kinks and fetishes she wants you to fulfill, and "it is a sin most foul to leave a maiden unquenched". It's no sin to meet her needs.
That's also a general mandate - a standing order intended to provide the best results most of the time, and in general it's best to not have people being callous, violent, or abusive lovers.

But there's a ranking system for divine instruction.
At the bottom is the word of the clergy, followed by translations general mandates, then the general mandates in the original language. The part that matters here is above even that - the words of an angel in grace, which are only superseded by direct divine instruction.

She's an angel in grace - an agent of divine will. You can't commit a sin while following her will, because it being her will makes it not a sin. Her word is absolute unless and until either she falls or one or more deities show up to say otherwise. Even if she somehow managed to fall, you wouldn't be accountable for anything done under her instruction until you found out about the fall.

As far as why she wants to be bound and controlled? It likely has to do with how she's always in a position of power over you, and she wants to share the experience of reversing that for awhile. It's a sign of complete trust.

The degradation and whipping would take much longer to explain.
However, she's an Angel so it's highly doubtful you could actually hurt her without serious effort. And probably some powerful artifacts.

Oh, that reminds me. Durindina? The guard captain, Gorrister, has angelic heritage. He has fallen, and has convinced himself he is a nigh-supreme divine incapable of fault. Could you show him the error of his ways?"
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No. 649502 ID: 939c7f

>>648995
Gatling - We are somewhat divided on the nature of Trixy and our relationship, and suffice to say you would certainly not model yours after ours, but I will say this, whatever our feelings, our relationship before was one where yes, we whipped her, tied her up, and abused her at her own behest.

Roland - You... you would cause harm to your little Trixy? But... But she loves you! She's a monster, an abomination, sure, But there's love in her heart, true love, even I can see it... And yet you harm her... Still, if she asked for it... Maybe there's more to it than I thought...

>>649054
Gatling - I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!

Roland - You can give your two cents all you want, you're not getting in on any of it! You'll keep your peering eyes away from my personal life!

>Dina looks away shyly, all the while blushing, biting her lip with some acquiesce.

>>648985
Gatling - Durindina, I'm guessing you are an angel of another God than Magnus?

Dina - Nope, I'm a Magnesian angel. I just... Well I've met the guy and I even like him, he's sweet and compassionate, he genuinely cares for his people. But... Well I don't agree with his methods and I think his rules are unnecessary or stupid at best.

Roland - I would disagree~

Dina - It's a sin to not be amazing in bed, but it's not a sin to be an asshole. If I wrote a testament it would all be about not being a dick to your peers. Verse 1 of 1 and it is said true and verily, don't be an asshole, for it is an abomination~

Roland - Well, see that leaves too much to freedom.

Dina - I'm just saying the testament of magnus is really lopsided, and doesn't help the common folk much.

>>649066
Gatling - Your understanding of that line is a bit off. Primarily, it's a prohibition against using others only as means to sate your own desires. While it explicitly forbids rape, sexual violence, and domestic violence, it also forbids being a selfish lover. You've got it mostly right, but you missed the overall message. The important part is to treat people the way they want to be treated. Durindina has kinks and fetishes she wants you to fulfill, and "it is a sin most foul to leave a maiden unquenched." It's no sin to meet her needs. That's also a general mandate - a standing order intended to provide the best results most of the time, and in general it's best to not have people being callous, violent, or abusive lovers.

Roland - I... I suppose... if she wants to be tortured... if that will make her happy. then I have no choice. I mustn't think only of myself...

Gatling - Oh, that reminds me. Durindina? The guard captain, Gorrister, has angelic heritage. He has fallen, and has convinced himself he is a nigh-supreme divine incapable of fault. Could you show him the error of his ways?

Dina - I could try, you'll have to have me meet him, Can you arrange a meeting in a spiritual realm?

>>648985
Gatling - why not start off with something simpler? something like silk cloths can be used to very loosely tie the limbs outstretched, but because of its lighter nature, it can be easily pulled out of, unlike, say, leather. Even some handles placed upon a cushion, if the binding is too much, as then there's no bindings whatsoever. There are other forms of Mercy you can be left at, that leaves no harm, for example, tickling, or firmly pressing ice to the skin for just a few seconds. Try an approach it at a calmer rate, and find the compromise you both are comfortable at

Roland - I suppose, that doesn't sound so bad...

Dina - See? you might like it~

>>648995
Gatling - You are probably the only physical contact she gets. She knows you love her, she can feel it in this place like it's a real thing, but she wants more, she wants lust, she wants raw animalistic desire. She wants you to strip off all the nobility and show your core as a man, a monkey who'll fuck her hard, and kill anyone who threatens to interfere. She wants you to impose yourself on her like that animal. It's not as uncommon a fetish as you'd think. You might not understand it but she is not just an angel, she is a person so you can't just pigeonhole her into some scriptural reference you've read.

Roland - Is this true Dina?

Dina - Rolly~ I was born and raised in a golden palace, where nobility and purity was all there truly was... Until recently, I didn't know what mud and filth felt like, what mold smelt like. Down here, I feel... I feel human Roland. And I love it~ Being with you down here, make me never want to go back to this place of light...

>She turns his cheek and kisses him deeply.

Dina - I want to be stripped of my purity Roland, take away my nobility, if only for a spell... I want you to overpower me in every sense~ Can you do that for me Rolly Polly?

Roland - *gulp* I'll try... But we'll go slowly okay?

Dina - Of course~ and if you just can't take it. It's okay, not all fantasies are meant to be.

Roland - No... I must, it is my responsibility as your HolyDiver. I'll do it for you as soon as
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No. 649504 ID: 939c7f
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>>648995
Gatling - We are somewhat divided on the nature of Trixy and our relationship, and suffice to say you would certainly not model yours after ours, but I will say this, whatever our feelings, our relationship before was one where yes, we whipped her, tied her up, and abused her at her own behest.

Roland - You... you would cause harm to your little Trixy? But... But she loves you! She's a monster, an abomination, sure, But there's love in her heart, true love, even I can see it... And yet you harm her... Still, if she asked for it... Maybe there's more to it than I thought...

>>649054
Gatling - I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!

Roland - You can give your two cents all you want, you're not getting in on any of it! You'll keep your peering eyes away from my personal life!

>Dina looks away shyly, all the while blushing, biting her lip with some acquiesce.

>>648985
Gatling - Durindina, I'm guessing you are an angel of another God than Magnus?

Dina - Nope, I'm a Magnesian angel. I just... Well I've met the guy and I even like him, he's sweet and compassionate, he genuinely cares for his people. But... Well I don't agree with his methods and I think his rules are unnecessary or stupid at best.

Roland - I would disagree~

Dina - It's a sin to not be amazing in bed, but it's not a sin to be an asshole. If I wrote a testament it would all be about not being a dick to your peers. Verse 1 of 1 and it is said true and verily, don't be an asshole, for it is an abomination~

Roland - Well, see that leaves too much to freedom.

Dina - I'm just saying the testament of magnus is really lopsided, and doesn't help the common folk much.

>>649066
Gatling - Your understanding of that line is a bit off. Primarily, it's a prohibition against using others only as means to sate your own desires. While it explicitly forbids rape, sexual violence, and domestic violence, it also forbids being a selfish lover. You've got it mostly right, but you missed the overall message. The important part is to treat people the way they want to be treated. Durindina has kinks and fetishes she wants you to fulfill, and "it is a sin most foul to leave a maiden unquenched." It's no sin to meet her needs. That's also a general mandate - a standing order intended to provide the best results most of the time, and in general it's best to not have people being callous, violent, or abusive lovers.

Roland - I... I suppose... if she wants to be tortured... if that will make her happy. then I have no choice. I mustn't think only of myself...

Gatling - Oh, that reminds me. Durindina? The guard captain, Gorrister, has angelic heritage. He has fallen, and has convinced himself he is a nigh-supreme divine incapable of fault. Could you show him the error of his ways?

Dina - I could try, you'll have to have me meet him, Can you arrange a meeting in a spiritual realm?

>>648985
Gatling - why not start off with something simpler? something like silk cloths can be used to very loosely tie the limbs outstretched, but because of its lighter nature, it can be easily pulled out of, unlike, say, leather. Even some handles placed upon a cushion, if the binding is too much, as then there's no bindings whatsoever. There are other forms of Mercy you can be left at, that leaves no harm, for example, tickling, or firmly pressing ice to the skin for just a few seconds. Try an approach it at a calmer rate, and find the compromise you both are comfortable at

Roland - I suppose, that doesn't sound so bad...

Dina - See? you might like it~

>>648995
Gatling - You are probably the only physical contact she gets. She knows you love her, she can feel it in this place like it's a real thing, but she wants more, she wants lust, she wants raw animalistic desire. She wants you to strip off all the nobility and show your core as a man, a monkey who'll fuck her hard, and kill anyone who threatens to interfere. She wants you to impose yourself on her like that animal. It's not as uncommon a fetish as you'd think. You might not understand it but she is not just an angel, she is a person so you can't just pigeonhole her into some scriptural reference you've read.

Roland - Is this true Dina?

Dina - Rolly~ I was born and raised in a golden palace, where nobility and purity was all there truly was... Until recently, I didn't know what mud and filth felt like, what mold smelt like. Down here, I feel... I feel human Roland. And I love it~ Being with you down here, make me never want to go back to this place of light...

>She turns his cheek and kisses him deeply.

Dina - I want to be stripped of my purity Roland, take away my nobility, if only for a spell... I want you to overpower me in every sense~ Can you do that for me Rolly Polly?

Roland - *gulp* I'll try... But we'll go slowly okay?

Dina - Of course~ and if you just can't take it. It's okay, not all fantasies are meant to be.

Roland - No... I must, it is my responsibility as your HolyDiver. I'll do it for you as soon as our quest is gone.

Dina - Baby steps though~
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No. 649508 ID: 939c7f
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Dina - thanks Gatling, you're a real help~ Oh! right the Prophesy!

>the woman dives under water and fetches up a box of trinkets, shuffles through them and pulls out a glowing translucent golden orb. With a wave of her hand she dims the lights and slunks into her hood...

Dina - Teehee~ it's my first prophesy, I wanna do it right~

>Roland rolls his eyes at her antics.

Dina - Gatling~ I have seen... In dreams from the great beyond! These times of ours are coming to an end... This friend of yours, the young king Eadoo... She will bring a new age to this world~! Or plunge it into darkness, from which there will be no escape!! Her rise and fall depends on you and your guidance... But as Eadoo's sole ally in this race, you will be faced by seven hells~! Dun dun DUN!!

>Thunder cracks and roars throughout the room!!

Dina - Many evils await you~ I see a human boy, with the will of a devil and the power of a king... A great plague guided by powers most foul... I see a warmonger that glares at your kingdom like a tart... Black riders that seek your soul and your soul alone... I see an angel spawn with a heart as dark as hells gates... I see a warqueen with wrath like wildfire... And the very nature of the past shall collapse upon you... The blight shall rise and flow... And the monsters you've now long forgotten... shall return for vengeance... But they at least might be bent to serve you... Otherwise they shall destroy you... and they'll do it with glee~ In other words, watch your back, some bad shits got you on their watch list!

>Roland claps semi sarcastically

Dina - Hey, I hope this proves useful.

>Comments and question?
>see someone else dream
>go to sleep
>_ _ _
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No. 649513 ID: d3be40

Get to Aiden, make sure that Gorister and Aalgeb are at the extraction point.
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No. 649548 ID: 5f7625

Lets not sleep, we still need to make sure Gorister is not going to die, so we need to visit the doctor. I wonder if we can bring Gorister here to see Duridina right now.
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No. 649550 ID: b8ceae

>>649508
"Black-hearted angel spawn? Yea, pretty sure that's Gorrister. If he's mentioned in the prophesy then we should definitely get to work on him right now. You up for meeting him?"
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No. 649556 ID: ea0ad9

>Roland rolls his eyes at her antics.
>Thunder cracks and roars throughout the room!!
>>Roland claps semi sarcastically
Hey, come on, that was brilliant. I love that sense of drama!
>I see a warmonger that glares at your kingdom like a tart...
I am SERIOUSLY hoping that it isn't Martin. I would rather--
>But they at least might be bent to serve you...
...I would rather have him as an ally, than a "Servant," but either way, I do not desire him as an enemy.
>And the monsters you've now long forgotten...
Something to ask Trixy about, since she knows of what we've forgotten. It might have been from a time before her, but it will be worth trying.
>I see an angel spawn with a heart as dark as hells gates...
>Yea, pretty sure that's Gorrister. If he's mentioned in the prophesy then we should definitely get to work on him right now. You up for meeting him?
Indeed.
>And the very nature of the past shall collapse upon you...
D: Not the nature! ...I fear that would likely be the chaos witch. We should bring Cucumbers with us.
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No. 649561 ID: 4c4861

we should definitely show her to gorister.
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No. 649599 ID: b63c61

>You'll keep your peering eyes away from my personal life!
Doesn't matter, we know what you to look like and we have an imagination! Right now I'm imagining you naked, MA HA HA oh wait.

>>648985
Or you could start of with some dirty talk and the occasional spank on the buttocks.

Any way once we're done here lets go visit at least one other person's dreams. Maybe Ean or Alanna
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No. 649619 ID: ea0ad9

>>649599
For the record, Roland, I like to imagine that fragment of self as being the ass. Brings a slight chuckle to think that such rude comments are coming out the ass, literally.
...If it somehow hasn't been determined, I'm not of sound mind. It's fragmented into these different personalities, all active at once.
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No. 649757 ID: 939c7f
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>>649513
>>649548
>Get to Aiden, make sure that Gorister and Aalgeb are at the extraction point.

Aiden is getting ready to sleep. You're possessing Gorister's body, Aiden has applied a sealing wax to the wound as he waits for your permission to take the blade out. Gorister's body will be fine so long as he remains unmoved. Aalgeb is gone, presumably at his home.

>>649599
Gatling - Doesn't matter, we know what you to look like and we have an imagination! Right now I'm imagining you naked, MA HA HA oh wait.

>Roland grumbles and walks away upset.

>>649619
Gatling - For the record, Roland, I like to imagine that fragment of self as being the ass. Brings a slight chuckle to think that such rude comments are coming out the ass, literally.

Roland - Yeah I know... I can tell from this close up... There's some good in you... For a demon that is.

>>649561
>>649550
>>649548
>we should definitely show her to gorister.

Gatling - You up for meeting him?

Dina - You want me to talk some sense into your Aasimar problem? Sure lead the way~

>How do you make them meet?
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No. 649760 ID: ea0ad9

>How do you make them meet?
I don't think there's any need to sneak Durandina up on him, though having Roland hidden away to jump to her defense would also be wise.
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No. 649764 ID: d3be40

Durindina, gussy yourself up to look as honest as possible. Your goal is to get him to co-operate with Eadoo, out of a shared concern for the hordes of enemies that this city will face in mere months. Don't worry if he refuses to take orders from Eadoo, that's too much of a stretch. Talk about philosophy and religion, carve out his faith into something more sophisticated by slowly proving your divine origins; get him to ask questions about the scriptures that he blindly (and stupidly) follows by being the angel who interprets them.

We'll hang back so that you can talk to him alone, but make sure you prepare a jack-out app so that you can instantly leave if he gets violent.
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No. 649772 ID: d90668

Hey we can bring people inside our mind by stabbing them but that won't work for you. So can we just invite her in?

Also before we go can we talk about the church of Magnus a bit? Mostly we need to know how we can work around the level of racism most of the followers of Magnus have shown thus far.
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No. 649812 ID: b8ceae

>>649757
"Roland, I honestly can't remember how things work, but from what I can piece together? Angels are agents of 'good' deities and causes, and people call anything else that's roughly similar a 'demon'. But a proper demon is an agent of 'evil' deities and causes.
For most mortals that's a good way to look at things - angels are helpful, but stay away from anything else.
But you're a paladin in direct service to an angel, so you need a deeper understanding of things.
We're neither. We're unaffiliated. We're not beholden to benevolent or malicious forces, only our own will. We're a wild card, which means somebody who doesn't know us can't predict our behavior.

You've probably been wondering why Durindina has been so accepting of our presence. That's why. She observed us to see what kind of being we are, and determined that our actions can be predicted well enough that she doesn't have to worry about us causing you harm, and that the will of her deity would best be served by influencing the outcome of our actions.
Yes, we know she's trying to manipulate us. No, we don't mind, since she's not going to harm anybody we care about, she's doing it for a good cause with which we agree, and the assistance she provides is invaluable.

Sure, keep your guard up, but you'll find yourself better able to predict our behavior if you think of us like a very powerful mortal. Like a human wizard or something."
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No. 649853 ID: 1a774d

Can we connect Dina to gorister by stabbing Roland? Since Roland and Dina have a connection. Can we stab her sword?
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No. 649886 ID: 939c7f
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>>649760
Gatling - I don't think there's any need to sneak Durandina up on him, though having Roland hidden away to jump to her defense would also be wise

Roland - Of course I'll be there, I wouldn't leave my beloved Durindina alone with some lunatic~

>>649764
Gatling - Durindina, gussy yourself up to look as honest as possible. Your goal is to get him to co-operate with Eadoo, out of a shared concern for the hordes of enemies that this city will face in mere months.

Dina - Sure, I'll flag down the dress my mother made me wear for ceremonies.

>>649772
>Hey we can bring people inside our mind by stabbing them but that won't work for you. So can we just invite her in?

There needs to be a connection. You cannot transfer a soul psychically.

Gatling - Also before we go can we talk about the church of Magnus a bit? Mostly we need to know how we can work around the level of racism most of the followers of Magnus have shown thus far.

Dina - Well that's kinda it really. The teachings of Magnus present mankind as the supreme lifeforms and sole ruler of the north. Honestly, Magnus would have zero problems with non humans if they stayed out of the northern half of the world. It really is just religious xenophobia. There aren't any loop holes or ways to twist it... half humans are kinda on the fence, If a half human proves to be liked and appreciated for who he is, then he's a human in all rights and respects, but if he's hated as a person, then he's worse off than a human, because he wasted his potential... But it's a shame that the same person would be born an elf or an orc and be hated regardless of his person.

Roland - Ultimately, it's just a means to maintain power in the north. The north is the holy lands and humans need to control it. It's a god given birthright, Magnus fought and slaved over this land and he doesn't want it falling out of order. If you read deeper in, there's as many rules for xeno's as there are for plebs and non nobles. The Rules put all the power in a hierarchy to keep things rolling the way they're meant to. Kings put barons and knights in their place, they control the plebs and peasants and they undermine the xeno's. And really it's just normal to be treated that way in the north. If I went to the south and found myself in a foreign country, I wouldn't wave my culture around and cockslap people with it. I'd accept the culture and traditions of the lands, and if I don't like it, I'd leave.

>>649812
Gatling - Roland, I honestly can't remember how things work, but from what I can piece together? Angels are agents of 'good' deities and causes, and people call anything else that's roughly similar a 'demon'. But a proper demon is an agent of 'evil' deities and causes. [...] We're neither. We're unaffiliated. We're not beholden to benevolent or malicious forces, only our own will. We're a wild card, which means somebody who doesn't know us can't predict our behavior.You've probably been wondering why Durindina has been so accepting of our presence. That's why. She observed us to see what kind of being we are, and determined that our actions can be predicted well enough that she doesn't have to worry about us causing you harm, and that the will of her deity would best be served by influencing the outcome of our actions.Yes, we know she's trying to manipulate us. No, we don't mind, since she's not going to harm anybody we care about, she's doing it for a good cause with which we agree, and the assistance she provides is invaluable. Sure, keep your guard up, but you'll find yourself better able to predict our behavior if you think of us like a very powerful mortal. Like a human wizard or something.

Roland - *sigh* The worst thing is, I know you're right... I can tell there's more than just demons in there with you. But every fiber in my body makes me want to hate the few, powerful, demonic entities in you. I'm compelled to hate you, compelled to kill you! It tears me up inside to no be able to, to have to cooperate with you... But I know I'd be doing more wrong than right if I cut you down, because deep down, past all the bullshit and lies... I can tell you're doing the right thing... I just don't agree with it... Does that make me evil?

>>649853
>Can we connect Dina to gorister by stabbing Roland? Since Roland and Dina have a connection. Can we stab her sword?

Roland - Okay, I'll wake up and stab myself with your knife, same threat... If you hurt me or my Dina i'll kill you. You know I can~

>Roland wakes up and looks around...

Roland - **Yawn* Okay, I'll just... Try not to wake up Alanna...*

Alanna - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Roland - *Not nearly as graceful when she sleeps eh?*

Alanna - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Mmnnn no... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Roland - *Hmnn... where is it? It should be right here... Maybe it's near the campfire?*

Alanna - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Roland - where the fuck is it? I... I can't find the blade I could of sworn I had it right here...

>Angel took you and ran off.

>_ _ _
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No. 649890 ID: d3be40

Uh, Angel? Is this important? We need Gatling's knives to form an essence connection between two parallel opposing entities.

If it's really important, we can wait until tomorrow, but the bleedout might make things difficult for our negotiations.
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No. 649891 ID: 9297f4

Looks like Gorister will have to wait. We have something to discuss with Angel. We'll be back in your hand tomorrow, so please sleep.

Angel, hello there. We were in the middle of something but if you took us it's either important or you have massive sticky fingers. Don't know why you bother to since we can just teleport to whomever we want to. So, what's the deal?
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No. 649898 ID: d90668

Hey Angel whats up?
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No. 649911 ID: 5f7625

Uh, Angel, we have something we need to do right now. I'm not sure how long we wanna keep Gorister tied up like this so we have too hurry.
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No. 650005 ID: b8ceae

>>649886
Roland:
No, you're not evil, you're indoctrinated. Paladins are weapons forged from people. You're broken down and rebuilt from the scraps for the sole purpose of doing good by enforcing a set of laws. Much the same as any other soldier.
What you're experiencing is cognitive dissonance. You have two mandates which are in conflict; your mandate to destroy demons wherever they are, and your mandate to do good works.
It's the "Lawful versus good" conflict. Learning to cope with uncertainty, and balancing your order's way with what's right to do. It's one of the major rights of passage for paladins.
Few can walk the line and balance it out, so most tend to pick one side of the line and stick with it.
The ones on the "law" side strictly follow the letter of their oath and orders. Some are so inflexible that their behavior can be outright cruelty - those are called Knights Templar.
The ones on the "good" side stick more to the spirit of their oath and order than the actual wording.

Gorrister, and to a lesser extent the guards, picked the 'law' path. You're aware of the atrocities they've committed, yes? Yet they're still in the good graces of the clergy.

Durindina appears to be firmly on the 'good' path - she said herself that she is not personally in agreement with him on his rules and methods.
I expect she wants you to stand on the same side of the line as her, but you should really be talking all this over with her.

Meanwhile, it's not surprising there's some demons in here. It might help you to know that we contain a great many souls, and while they are part of our collective they have no more or less power than any other soul.
If we were somehow struck down, we have no idea what would happen to the souls we contain. One possibility is that they would all be released, which would be equate to releasing the bindings on those powerful demons. Another possibility is that they would all be damaged or destroyed, which would be a horrible affront.
Our memory loss means the origins of our collective is a mystery; we honestly have no idea what would happen.

Angel: What's the situation? Do you have an emergency?
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No. 650009 ID: ea0ad9

>Does that make me evil?
As long as you understand that it's wrong and avoid doing it, despite your powerful instincts, then you're doing good. Just because a person has evil thoughts and instincts does not make them evil. If it did, we would be just as evil as you.
>Angel took you and ran off.
@Roland & Dina: Alright, hold on. Our resident Kleptomaniac nabbed the knife, we need to figure out if it was just their Kleptomania or something important.
@Angel: If this is just a bout of Kleptomania, go nab something else. Like somebody's shirt. We're a bit busy here.
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No. 650154 ID: 939c7f
File 143501206006.jpg - (526.71KB , 2400x1600 , agel diggin.jpg )
650154

>>650005
Gatling - No, you're not evil, you're indoctrinated. Paladins are weapons forged from people. You're broken down and rebuilt from the scraps for the sole purpose of doing good by enforcing a set of laws. Much the same as any other soldier. What you're experiencing is cognitive dissonance. You have two mandates which are in conflict; your mandate to destroy demons wherever they are, and your mandate to do good works. It's the "Lawful versus good" conflict. Learning to cope with uncertainty, and balancing your order's way with what's right to do. It's one of the major rights of passage for paladins.

Roland - Yeah... My thoughts exactly... I'll... I'll need to reflect on this.

>>650009
Galting - Alright, hold on. Our resident Kleptomaniac nabbed the knife, we need to figure out if it was just their Kleptomania or something important.

Roland - Dang namit, I knew that thief would be no good.

>>649890
>>649898
>>649911
>>649891
>You track down the thief. Angel is roughly three miles away from camp, and is digging a small hole.

Gatling - Angel, hello there. We were in the middle of something but if you took us it's either important or you have massive sticky fingers. Don't know why you bother to since we can just teleport to whomever we want to. So, what's the deal?

Angel - Oh, sorry. I just had to pee before I head off to sleepy time junction... Took you for protection, but I can handle myself ...there you are... You can go back to what ever you're doing, I'll be fine.

>_ _ _
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No. 650155 ID: d3be40

ANGEL.

WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.
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No. 650160 ID: 9297f4

Don't sound like nothing. Is something on your mind, cause we will listen.
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No. 650236 ID: b8ceae

>>650154
Angel, people don't walk three miles for a pee break.
You're doing something shady, and we're stubborn to the point that death gives up and waits for us to finish before doing his job. Just level with us so we can either solve the problem or get on with our work. It'll be faster and less aggravation for everybody.
We don't even really care what you're doing or why, we just need to know to for the sake of preventing any unfortunate surprises.
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No. 650313 ID: ea0ad9

Be honest, here, Angel. We can keep secrets, even with our nature. Something happened, and we'll do what we must to figure it out--if you make it difficult for us, I cannot promise it won't gather attention, though.
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No. 650319 ID: c2fb88

Come on Angel you could have grabbed any weapon available but you picked us? You might say you will be fine but you obviously wanted us nearby.

So whats happening?
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No. 650700 ID: c6d510

>>650154
You must be a lot more feline than we had initially estimated, as I believe that burying waste matter is a strictly feline activity.
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No. 650978 ID: 939c7f
File 143537302340.jpg - (138.16KB , 1000x667 , angel opening the box.jpg )
650978

>>650700
Gatling - You must be a lot more feline than we had initially estimated, as I believe that burying waste matter is a strictly feline activity.

Angel - you know, we can mutually lie to each other without being hurtful...

>>650155
Gatling - ANGEL. WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.

Angel - nothing, nothing I did nothing~

>>650160
>>650236
>>650313
>>650319
Gatling - You're doing something shady, and we're stubborn to the point that death gives up and waits for us to finish before doing his job. Just level with us so we can either solve the problem or get on with our work. It'll be faster and less aggravation for everybody. We don't even really care what you're doing or why, we just need to know to for the sake of preventing any unfortunate surprises.

Angel - It's really nothing, there's no need for you to even-

Gatling - Be honest, here, Angel. We can keep secrets, even with our nature. Something happened, and we'll do what we must to figure it out--if you make it difficult for us, I cannot promise it won't gather attention, though.

Angel - Well! I'll just... I'll-

Gatling - Come on Angel you could have grabbed any weapon available but you picked us? You might say you will be fine but you obviously wanted us nearby. So whats happening?

Angel - ... *sigh* ... Okay... you know, I was gonna go back and forth, trying to avoid you knowing... kinda hopped you wouldn't notice what I was up to, what with the impending outbreak at the prison, that would inevitably ensue... How is that going by the by?.. But I guess I wanted you around, some way or another... *sigh* I don't know... I wanted to keep these all to myself, and expected you or others to try to take them from me, using their nobility or ranking hierarchy or straight up steal em from me... I usually work alone and I stole them fair and square, they're mine!.. So I'll tell you what~! I'll give you one, if you keep all this, between us~

>_ _ _
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No. 650980 ID: fbc59e

...jewels? I forget, do we have any need for those shinies?
I'm thinking as long as this doesn't blow up in our faces or something like that it's okay but...
If this does bite us in the back you can expect to need to relinquish those things.
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No. 650981 ID: 9297f4

Angel, don't. It's your stuff, we couldn't dare to. You worked hard to get those, so they are yours. As long as it doesn't bite us in the ass later, it's fine. Just say to the others it's something personal and everyone will understand.
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No. 650987 ID: 6d675b

I'll happily accept the bribe. And just to be safe, check in the box. We can't not know
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No. 650996 ID: b8ceae

>>650978
Yeeeaaaahhh... We don't work like that.
We're just going to file this under "stuff we don't care about" and get back to work. You go ahead and keep that. Just give us a run-down of any magical stuff in there at some point, ok?

Actually, the inn probably has a vault you can use to store your stuff. That'd be a safer place to keep it, and a safer place to visit.

We need the knife back. Just call if you need some help on the way back.

(Move this knife to Roland)
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No. 651000 ID: d90668

Hey its your loot and we are not going to just take it from you.

Now if its something useful we might ask to borrow it now and then.

Anyways please show us what's in the box and feel free to cackle a bit as you run the loot through your fingers.
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No. 651018 ID: af9f20

let us look inside the box, then we'll decide
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No. 651025 ID: 939c7f
File 143538506305.jpg - (317.50KB , 1000x667 , inside the box.jpg )
651025

>>651018
>>651000
>>650987
>let us look inside the box, then we'll decide

>The wooden chest and laced in a strange leather, it's pasty white and somewhat unpleasant to behold, yet it seems safe and comforting, filling you with a strange melancholy. Despite being buried for some time, the leather is still perfectly clean. Inside the box, is a note with a wax seal depicting a hood, the seal is broken. There are also, three diamonds, two cut and one uncut. As well as, several Glowing gems and jewelry. The gems glow unnaturally and appear to be nearly as light as air... The necklace and rings also glow but are otherwise normal, you feel several magical presences within the box.

Angel - Figured I might inquire about them or maybe sell some in iron root. But it's all too hot to fence in an imperial town...

>_ _ _
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No. 651026 ID: af9f20

where did you get these?
also let's make a deal, you can hold onto them all and we wont tell a soul on the condition that we get to chose one later when we know what they all are.
we should be able to have mutual trust in one another that the other wont try to cheat this deal if we are to stay in a party together.
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No. 651031 ID: d90668

Hmm we are getting a lot of odd sensations from the box itself. The leather is teasing at our lost memories. Where did you get it?

As for your loot you have a impressive collection here. Keep adding to it and you will have a nice horde someday.

Whats that letter I see? Some important correspondence we might be able to peek at?

As for the gems you can try touching us to them to see if we can pick up anything. While we are not well versed in arcane magic like our little Trixy we can let you know if any of them fall in our domains.

And if you ask Trixy nicely I am sure she would gladly help you identify the magical items. Knowing exactly what this stuff does will give you a better bargaining position if you want to sell it later.
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No. 651037 ID: ea0ad9

Huh, that's some pretty stuff, but I don't know what any of it is. Like, is that a lens? That and the star are what looks interesting to me, but the star being a star is all we need to know here.
>And if you ask Trixy
DON'T.
>I am sure she would
TELL.
>identify the magical items.
TRIXY.
>Knowing exactly what this stuff does will give you a better bargaining position if you want to sell it later.
Trixy can't keep secrets, as she is unable to lie. Knowing what the stuff is would be neat, but pointless if everybody knows Angel has them.
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No. 651039 ID: d90668

>>651037

Damn you're right. Will have to find another way to identify this stuff. Trixy is useful but god that girl has a baggage train a mile long.
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No. 651064 ID: d3be40

Okay, we have a short-term plan in motion - should take about a month. If it works, the police won't lift a finger against us. Wait, scratch that, most of them will lift one specific finger at us, on a weekly basis...

For now, take the box back to camp. It's not safe here, some experimenting mage might use a magic detector to find buried treasure or something. If things go well, you should be able to sell those out on the street in a month. If not then the other squad members might buy them off you.

That letter looks important. Dibs on that.
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No. 651065 ID: 04cc21

Sell them to us. All of them. Including the box. Then we can have Trixy study them.
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No. 651081 ID: b8ceae

>>651065
Sure, lets go with that. If you're selling, then we'll find somebody besides Trixie to identify them and buy them off of you.
But that can wait. We have MUCH more pressing business right now and we're keeping immortals waiting.
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No. 651106 ID: 5f7625

Ok Angel, we'll keep your secret, but I want some things in return. One, several of these are magical and we need to have them identified. They could be incredibly dangerous, or the most useful things on the planet.

Second, I ant you to work for us. Starting immediately in fact. Not in the general sense, I want you to start under minding the local church of Magnus. Spy on them, steal anything of value they have, steal from their richest and most powerful supporters. Steal their money and secrets.

Kleptomania is a constant in your life, lets put it to use for a good cause.
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No. 651731 ID: 939c7f
File 143561617731.jpg - (110.46KB , 800x533 , angel smiling.jpg )
651731

>>651026
>>651031
Gatling- where did you get these?

Angel - Three months ago, I spotted some gold roses, Holy knights from the kings court, for those who don't know. I Shadowed them and noticed they were taking a package, this chest, from a group of hooded men in exchange for a note. I caught the glimmer and knew that I needed them~ So I stole the box while they slept and pissed and ran off. But since it's too hot, I buried it... I'm not sure why the leather is still clean... I wonder what animal it's from?

Gatling - you can hold onto them all and we wont tell a soul on the condition that we get to chose one later when we know what they all are.

Angel - That sounds good, but we can agree that I wont let you take one that might be vital to me.

>>651065
>>651081
>>651064
Gatling - Sell them to us. All of them. Including the box.

Angel - That's a fair plan, I'd rather they stay in the group, but so long as I get payed~

Gatling - For now, take the box back to camp. It's not safe here.

Angel - Okay, I was gonna ditch the box, but since you want it, you'll have to keep your friends off my back about it.

>>651106
Gatling - Ok Angel, we'll keep your secret, but I want some things in return. One, [...] Second, I want you to work for us. Starting immediately in fact. Not in the general sense, I want you to start under minding the local church of Magnus. Spy on them, steal anything of value they have, steal from their richest and most powerful supporters. Steal their money and secrets. Kleptomania is a constant in your life, lets put it to use for a good cause.

>The thief's face turns away and grins widely.

Angel - You hear that Angel? They want jack back~ No Angel, I don't think that's right, no no, it was wrong to put him away, and our friends want jack around. Jack is mean... You're stupid, jack is vital to their plans, we need to keep our friends happy~ But stealing is wrong. We worked hard to stop stealing. Shut up, silly, stealing is alright if someone else tells you to do it. But... nothing is wrong if you don't do it out of greed... But jack is evil. That's subjective. He'll hurt us... Gatling can control him. Our friends can keep us safe~ but-
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No. 651734 ID: 939c7f
File 143561626841.jpg - (103.38KB , 800x533 , not smiling anymore.jpg )
651734

>Angel very suddenly stops completely. No longer smiling, the thief looks extremely concerned... The smell of urine becomes apparent as you can almost taste the fear dripping off of Angel. Hands shake violently as the thief closes the lid slowly, Angel puts the box back in the hole and gently covers it with some dirt...
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No. 651738 ID: 939c7f
File 143561700839.jpg - (88.54KB , 800x533 , meanmonster.jpg )
651738

>A massive owl like bear monster treads no more than thirty feet away... It's massive claws scratch at the rocks under the snow and dirt. Staring at Angel, the monster makes a low growl and a sharp hiss, as it walks circles about it's prey...
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No. 651742 ID: 1cebc8

Jack, prove yourself if you don't want us to lobotomize you.

Mission: CAPTURE THE OWLBEAR ALIVE. Use ANY means necessary.
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No. 651746 ID: 9297f4

Hey Jack, is your last name ripper or something similar? Also, if you plan on messing with Angel too much, FISTICUFFS.

On your right Angel. I see a body for us. If you can aim for the neck, we'll woundlessly stab it and take control. I vote for out right killing it. A body that needs to be fed is too much work.
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No. 651748 ID: 1cebc8

>>651746
But Owlbear babies are so cute! And can sell for thousands as children's pets.
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No. 651749 ID: 5f7625

Maybe we should talk in person. Angel, could you press the sharp end of the blade to the palm of your hand. We'll try not to hurt you.
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No. 651756 ID: d90668

How good are you at throwing knives Angel? If you can put us in the owlbear we can take him over in a instant. But our blade has to pierce it's flesh for us to take control.

If you are not sure of your throwing arm you will have to stab it as it comes close.
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No. 651856 ID: 939c7f
File 143564515304.jpg - (117.79KB , 800x533 , Angel frosen in terror.jpg )
651856

>>651742
>>651746
Gatling - Jack, prove yourself if you don't want us to lobotomize you.

Angel - Jack's not here right now...

>>651749
Gatling - Maybe we should talk in person. Angel, could you press the sharp end of the blade to the palm of your hand. We'll try not to hurt you.

Angel - You W-want to posses M-me? N-no, No! No I don't want to, I don't want you inside me! I wont let you!nononononono...

>>651756
Gatling - How good are you at throwing knives Angel? If you can put us in the owlbear we can take him over in a instant.

Angel - I'm N-not good at Th-throwing knives, or F-fighting at all. My plan was run away forever actually! I d-don't think I can fight an owlbear. I'll die if I do!

>The monster roars loudly! Angle's resolve fails as the thief falls to the ground and scampers up to a tree.

Angel - Oh fuck... I'm die, I'm gonna die... Wh-why D... I don't wanna D-die... N... Please no... Got-gotta.. Gotta run... my legs... fuk- fuck, God...

>_ _ _
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No. 651861 ID: 5f7625

Angel, we can handle this, again, just let us in. We won't force it on you but your life is at stake. We just want to talk anyway.
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No. 651882 ID: 1cebc8

Time to learn, then! Throw the knife repeatedly, we'll make it return to your hand if you miss!
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No. 651891 ID: fbc59e

...Okay, real quick-which is worse.
Trying to throw us into that bear, or being possessed by us?
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No. 651937 ID: b8ceae

>>651856
Throw us at the bear. You've got unlimited ammo.
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No. 652153 ID: 939c7f
File 143572803484.jpg - (88.49KB , 800x533 , franticaly throwing a knife copy.jpg )
652153

rolled 27 = 27

>>651861
Gatling - Angel, we can handle this, again, just let us in. We won't force it on you but your life is at stake. We just want to talk anyway.

Angel - I-I'm not ready, I need.. I can't... not inside me...

>>651882
>>651891
>>651937
Gatling - Trying to throw us into that bear, or being possessed by us?

Angel - Ah, euh, nn... ~Aahh!

>Angel does its best...

Angel attempts a ranged attack: 33 (Bs) - 10 (untrained) + 11 (Lv11magic weapon) - 10 (Dark) + 5 (Large target) = 29

Above 96 Crit fail
Above 66 massive fail
Above 29 fail
Below 30 Success
Below 04 Crit sucess
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No. 652162 ID: 9297f4

NOICE SHOT. Who said you couldn't throw us? We need to get the whole together for some knife throwing training considering that's our secondary way of attack. Woundless power, ACTIVATE.
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No. 652169 ID: 1cebc8

NICE.

But we're not out of the woods yet. Hopefully the possession will be even smoother.
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No. 652319 ID: 939c7f
File 143579095833.jpg - (109.48KB , 800x533 , downed olw bear.jpg )
652319

>>652153
>The knife barely finds its way to the monster, barely but successfully. Guided by your magic, you plant yourself in it's side. without causing damage to the creature, not that a single stab your size would do substantial damage anyways... You're presence stops the animal dead in it's tracks... But something feels wrong.

>>652162
Gatling - NOICE SHOT. Who said you couldn't throw us?

Angel - Ha! I... I guess I sold myself short... Heheh...

>>652169
The beasts tiny psyche is trivial to posses, you effortlessly overcome it and could just as easily consume it with but a thought... But There's something else... The mighty beast is fueled by rage... Rage most foul, the thoughts of blood and anger fill you as you stand within it's spirit, it's so pungent this rage, you feel it seep in every part of you... And this boy or girl or what ever! just looking at you, makes you so mad... So ANGRY! What's It's Fucking Gender?! Why Is It Helping Us?! Who The Fuck Is Jack?! you could rip him up, PULL HER GUTS OUT! IT WOULD BE EASY! YOU'RE SO POWERFUL, SO STRONG... SO BIG... SO FURIOUS!!

>_ _ _
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No. 652321 ID: 9297f4

Uhhhhh would inner contempt work? If not, we could just bash our head against a tree a couple times.
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No. 652326 ID: d90668

Wait does that mean someone used magic to fill this beast with rage? Its's eyes are bleeding. Maybe it got into some substance that caused this? Or could it have been directed at Angel or some of our party by a outside force? Will have to look into that after we dampen this rage.

As for this creature we are the masters of our mind. If we feel rage its because we wanted to. Fight back against this outside influence. Dowse the flames of rage with our will.

If we need to let out this anger lets maul a tree or two and the ground. Angel is no more annoying than any of our crazy group so redirect the rage if we can not quell it.
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No. 652349 ID: 1cebc8

Looks like the beast's rage instincts reacted with Shenzi's trained hatred. See if you can make them interact with each other to tire out your anger at Angel.
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No. 652409 ID: 939c7f
File 143580266864.jpg - (177.27KB , 800x533 , control yourself gatling.jpg )
652409

rolled 100 = 100

>>652349
>Looks like the beast's rage instincts reacted with Shenzi's trained hatred. See if you can make them interact with each other

>Shenzies presence in you only spurs the beasts rage further...

>>652321
>Uhhhhh would inner contempt work? If not, we could just bash our head against a tree a couple times. [...] let out this anger lets maul a tree or two and the ground.

>You're actions do little to dampen your rage. Though Angel is now terrified

>>652326
>If we feel rage its because we wanted to. Fight back against this outside influence. Dowse the flames of rage with our will.

>the Rage is great, but you try to suppress it!

You Attempt a will save against the anger: 70 (will) - 15 (self loathing) + 10 (Inner contempt) - 20 (Implacable rage) + 10 (futile attempt) = 55

Above 95 Critical rage
Above 75 Terrible rage
Above 55 Rage overcomes
Below 56 success
Below 06 Crit success

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No. 652417 ID: 1cebc8

...WOW.

DIRECT RAGE AT TRIXY, YELL AT GORISTER, GET THE OWLBEAR TO @#$% THE NEAREST OWLBEAR WITHIN 100 MILES,

JUST
DO
SOMETHING!!!
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No. 652420 ID: 0ee153

>>652409
ayy lmao
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No. 652421 ID: d90668

Man its not that we suck at this sort of stuff. We are just unlucky as can be.

Oh well if we are raging try to focus the rage on something not Angel.

Just remember how much you hate trees. Fucking things acting like they own the forest. Just planting down roots anywhere they please and taking jobs from honest villagers. Fuck trees!
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No. 652422 ID: fbc59e

This is gonna be worse than the time we dealt with that FREAKING BIRD! Single hungry Eagle takes the princess, wrecked everybody INCLUDING OUR BEAR BODY!
THAT BIRD!!!
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No. 652423 ID: 9297f4

AH AH HAH AH HAH HA HAHAH HHAHAH.
JUST OUR FUCKING LUCK. THE RNG IS WEAK WITH THIS ONE. JUST FUCK UP A ROCK OR FIND ANOTHER ANIMAL AND FUCK IT UP.
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No. 652453 ID: 5f7625

No, it's trixy we are angry with. Go show that little bitch what fucking us up the ass gets you.
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No. 652456 ID: 939c7f
File 143581041745.jpg - (118.32KB , 800x533 , Attacking angel.jpg )
652456

rolled 93 = 93

>>652409
>THE OWLBEARS RAW ANGER SEEPS INTO YOUR VERY EXISTENCE AND SHARES ITS TRUTH! YOU ARE SPUN INTO AN UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE, THERE IS NO LOVE, NO LIFE, ONLY HATRED!! YOU WILL NEVER CONTROL THE RAGE WITHIN THIS BEAST!!

~ New objective acquired : DESTROY EVERYTHING ~

>THE LITTLE THIEF STRUGGLES ON THE GROUND, SCURRYING FROM YOUR AWESOME SHAPE.

Angel - Ga-gatling? is Th-tha-that you? I-i'm your friend right? I-I-I did what you said, I put you in the bear...

>THAT LITTLE FUCKERS VOICE PISSES YOU OFF, WHY DOES HE KEEP SO MANY SECRETS?! WHY CAN'T SHE FUCKING TRUST US? WHAT THE FUCK IS UNDER THOSE PANTIES!! HER FACE MAKES YOU ANGRY, IT'S SHAPE MAKES YOU ANGRY, THE SMELL OF HIS PISS MAKES YOU ANGRY!! YOU FEEL SUCH RAGE, SUCH ANGER! YOU COULD RIP HIM UP, YOU COULD KILL HER RIGHT HERE! YOU THINK YOU WILL KILL HER RIGHT HERE!!

Angel - G-gatling? Gatling?! Gatling don't!! Gatling!!

>You attack Angel with your mighty bear claws!! : 30 (ws) + 20 (prone panicked prey) - 18 (dodge) = 32 thank god, Gatling's ws is terrible

Above 93 crit miss
Above 62 big miss
Above 32 misses Angel
Below 33 hits Angel
Below 04 criticaly hits Angel
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No. 652457 ID: 9297f4

FOR ONCE, THE RNG WORKED IN OUR FAVOR. BLESS YOU DICE GODS.
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No. 652459 ID: 334db2

Spew profanity-laced tirade in owl-bear-speak because of our inability to hit anything.
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No. 652460 ID: 5f7625

You know what will teach that little fucker a lesson? If you recall to him and posses him. We'll crack his soul open and see it's secrets laid bare. Little fucker can't hide anything from us, we are fucking Gatling.
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No. 652463 ID: b8ceae

>>652456
SELF-LOATHING POWERS, ACTIVATE!
FORM OF: SUICIDAL OWLBEAR!

Also, lets direct our rage at our failure to direct our rage, because we are a deathless being beyond mortal understanding who beat angelspawn without actually bothering to try, and we are getting our asses kicked by a fucking woodland creature with an int and wis of 3.

If that fails, try to turn its brain into pudding.
If we can't even do that, recall to Angel.
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No. 652465 ID: bd8b82

remote control knife so it twists out of the wound.
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No. 652485 ID: 939c7f
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652485

>>652459
>Spew profanity-laced tirade in owl-bear-speak because of our inability to hit anything.

>You have been doing exactly that from the get go~

>>652460
>You know what will teach that little fucker a lesson? If you recall to him and posses him

>You would first have to stab Angel to posses her...

>>652456
YOU CHARGE AT THE LEAN PREY, EAGER TO FEAST ON ITS TENDER FLESH!! BUT IT'S TOO QUICK AND YOU'RE TOO EAGER! IT RUNS AWAY AS YOU CRASH INTO A TREE!!
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No. 652487 ID: 939c7f
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652487

YOU SLIDE DOWN THE TREE, FEELING FAINT, THE WORLD IS BUZZING AND TURNING... You see that little fucks ass running away... his sent gets farther and farther, until you cant smell it... [small]fucking Angel... why can't I catch you...[/small
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No. 652488 ID: 939c7f
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652488

Darkness envelopes... its dark and cold... but you're still angry... So furious... But not at angel... Angel didn't do anything really... he... er she... er... Angel was just there...
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No. 652495 ID: 939c7f
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652495

>>652453
No... no angel was alright... It's... It's that... That little witch...

>You appear in Trixy's soul, finding her pleasantly asleep... gently breathing, curled up in her warm blankets... your hands are shaking... you taste blood in your mouth... so angry...

She's the problem... so useless... always fucking up everything, this witch! looking at her makes us so angry... How dare she... How dare she sleep so calmly after what she did to us?! It's as if she doesn't even know!! How could she? You could kill her... You could kill her right now, strangle the life out of her... She couldn't even fight back... You could just ask her to die, and she loves you so much, she might even just do it!! Little slut... Little Witch! How Dare She, How Dare She Be Happy?! So Angry! SO FURIOUS!!

>_ _ _

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No. 652499 ID: 57b927

Go for a wrath fueled hate fuck, but for the love of god please let her think it's just rough sex.
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No. 652502 ID: bd8b82

spit out owlbear soul.
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No. 652514 ID: 6d4595

I suspect the owlbear might have been a trap of some kind. Like, it was cursed with rage or something and sent after us or one of our allies, and they were counting on having one of our knives thrown at it so the curse would effect us when we tried to possess it, because this really feels like an abnormal amount of rage for a (probably) simple animal, and I'm not sure if it should be bleeding over this much
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No. 652522 ID: 1cebc8

Violently attack her, force her to hurt you back until the rage ceases.
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No. 652525 ID: bb3c67

>>652499
YEEAAHH!! Time for some payback! our ass still hurts a little.
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No. 652526 ID: 946dd8

trie to relax again and remember the good and relaxing things in life
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No. 652541 ID: b8ceae

>>652495
RECALL BLADE TO ROLAND.
No, Gatling. Trixie is the one person who is unquestionably loyal and trustworthy to you. That is more useful and helpful than anything else.
If you do anything to her then you are too unstable to be allowed to continue, and I WILL ask Dura to end you.
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No. 652543 ID: cc08c7

The obvious solution is the angriest of sex.
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No. 652544 ID: d90668

No attacking Trixy while under the influence of hostile rage magic. If we are going to slap her around its because we chose to not because of some stupid enraged forest animal.

Try to redirect the rage inward. How can we even pretend we are a master of souls when we let ourselves be overcome by foreign emotions? Its not like we ran into Morbo the emotion master or something. We went crazy because of a stupid half bear half owl monster. I mean how did that stupid species even get started? Did a owl fall in love with a bear or the other way around? Lets hope the owl was the guy or those would have been some huge eggs.

If we cant avoid attacking her let out a drawn out scream of rage first. Maybe we can at least alert her to the fact we are fucked up on rage juice.
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No. 652586 ID: 85f8b9

Fuck all the rage out and go to sleep inside her. That's how we deal with anger in this relationship
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No. 652587 ID: ea0ad9

>>652541
Roland may have the power to stop us, but will he have the luck? That's the problem.
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No. 652638 ID: 1cebc8

>>652541
In addition, lashing out at Roland will reinforce his suspicions of you being hostile. His paranoia will advance to non-negotiable levels, which in turn would prevent us from establishing negotiations between Durindina and Gorister, losing us three allies for the price of one.
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No. 652681 ID: 939c7f
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652681

>>652502
>spit out owlbear soul.

You did not ingest it's soul yet.

>>652499
>>652525
>>652586
>>652543
>[...]AAHH!! Time for some payback! our ass still hurts a little.

Caught up in rage, remembering how she mercilessly violated you, no more than an hour and a half ago, your groin quivers with anticipation of extracting your revenge~!! furious, we hastily rips off our clothes and tear away her blanket, though this does little to bother her slumber... Enraged, Gatling, lines up and slams in violently, waking her instantly, though it takes a good dozen seconds of savage treatment for her to understand the situation. Viciously pounding with no regards to her enjoyment, to which she seems to have no objections.

Trixy - Aahh~ AahMMmmmmAahh Gatling! Master Gatling~! So rough!! God~!

Gatling - *grunting loudly*

Her reaction is not as tormented or agonizing as your enraged self had hoped, in fact she seems to enjoy it quite a lot. She moans and quivers under your constant attacks... though pummeling her nethers does satisfy, her enjoyment and pleasure spurs your anger... She's Such A Cocky Bitch! Even When She's Being Raped She's Happy! I'll Kill Her!!

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No. 652685 ID: 939c7f
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652685

rolled 0 = 0

>>652681
Furious! You lean in, hands ready to strangle the little kobolds neck... your fingers twitch with anticipation... But just as you're about to, she naps one hand and presses it against her cheek, caressing your palm with her face~ Her fur is soft and warm... Her hands are so small...

Trixy - Oh master~ MMmmnn... Master Gatling, I'm so glad you're here with me, tonight~ I spent so much time looking for you, and you found me... I'm sorry About earlier today, I know I can be a real burden... And I know these things shouldn't be rewards to be earned... But I'm glad I obeyed you, I'm glad I was good~ I... I love you Master Gatling~ I love you so much... I never want to leave your side~

Her soft words quell your rage slightly, permitting a moment to seize control : 70 (will) - 15 (self loathing) + 10 (Inner contempt) - 10 (Diminishing rage) = 55

Above 95 Crit fail
Above 75 big fail
Above 55 Fail
Below 56 success
Below 06 crit success

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No. 652686 ID: bd8b82

>>652685
woah, that is one hell of a success.
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No. 652688 ID: 5f7625

No, that was a misroll.
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No. 652693 ID: 939c7f
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652693

>>652685
>Perhaps it's passion, perhaps it's her love, maybe it's the rage you feel towards the fact that a wild animal bested you at your own game... But you pushed through the Fury of the owlbear and dominated it! you no longer feel the rage it once instilled in you, you no longer fear it's control over you. You can now safely consume the owlbear's soul, and the beast will not rage in Trixy's presence...

Trixy - Keehee~ did my little love speech charm you? You look so happy just now~

>_ _ _
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No. 652695 ID: bd8b82

yes, had a run in with what can only be described as rage incarnate.
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No. 652699 ID: 9297f4

Eat the owlbear's soul and continue fucking Trixy.
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No. 652720 ID: 5db480

Baby do you know anything a owlbear could have gotten into that would make its eyes bleed and made it rage so hard it could overpower even a trained mind?

Also we both need to attend some rage management training. We got really close to getting a bunch of people we care about hurt today.

And we need to find Angel and explain what happened before to long. But we can stay here and relax with Trixy for a bit.
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No. 652726 ID: 1cebc8

Seal the owlbear, no telling what will happen if you eat its rage.

Maybe you can give it to Aalgeb as a present?
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No. 652848 ID: cd63e2

I hear it's a sin to leave our woman unquenched, so ask trixie how she's wants her reward. In the meantime we can quench our thirst by drinking from her honey pot. Also tell her about what happened just now and how she took us earlier
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No. 652887 ID: 939c7f
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652887

>>652726
>Seal the owlbear, no telling what will happen if you eat its rage.

You seal the owlbears soul, it will not act while you posses it.

>>652720
>we need to find Angel and explain what happened before to long.

You can't find Angels signature, The thief doesn't seem to consider you an ally.

>>652848
>[...] we can quench our thirst by drinking from her honey pot.

You indulge in her finer parts~ It's taste strikes you as odd, it's sweeter than you'd expect and less natural tasting. Furthermore, her fluids have the slick texture of lubricant. It's clearly not natural...

>>652720
Gatling - Baby do you know anything a owlbear could have gotten into that would make its eyes bleed and made it rage so hard it could overpower even a trained mind?

Trixy - Mmnn... Owlbears? Eeh... Seeing things that move? Owlbears are assholes by nature and get super pissed all the time, the only time they're reasonably calm is when they mate. It's something about their supernatural origins. I think they were made by a crazy wizard who found the hamadrya. Same guy forge the first philosopher stone, I think? It's in my library, you can go look it up if you want.

>>You gained the library key!! you can access Trixy's infinite knowledge from her personified library.<<

Gatling - Also we both need to attend some rage management training. We got really close to getting a bunch of people we care about hurt today.

Trixy - Rage management? It can be an issue, but there's great strength in rage. a ragemage is a force to be feared~ Oh! I found the designs for the bubble collar, I'll get to work on it soon... But, you don't seem the type to get particularly angry...

>>652848
>tell her about what happened just now and how she took us earlier

Trixy - Oh my! why would you ever posses an owlbear!? Oh right, you didn't know, either way I'm glad I could help calm you down, Track me down if you need to let out some steam anytime~ ... Also, I... I'm sorry for... taking you, I know you don't like being emasculated... I hope it wasn't too bad...

>>652848
>I hear it's a sin to leave our woman unquenched, so ask trixie how she's wants her reward.

Trixy - How I'd like it? well... If you could... -I know you don't feel the same way I do... I know that part of you, even hates me... But if you could... If you could make love to me, if you could make me feel like you truly loved me... if only for a moment... It would make me very happy... Do you think you can do that for me?

>_ _ _
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No. 652891 ID: 9297f4

She deserves it. FUCK HER BRAINS OUT.
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No. 652892 ID: 1cebc8

>>652887
That explains (in-universe) how we got a critical fail on controlling the owlbear's rage until it got porked.

Go to the library at your earliest convenience. Right now, you're acting out; that's not a good basis for a relationship.
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No. 652893 ID: a3a1b4

Who's up for rewarding a great and powerful Mage, and someone who will never abandon us...I am, thank you Trixy for your aid.
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No. 652904 ID: bd8b82

sure, but we need to talk to someone that can contact angel. needs to know that owlbears are crazy.
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No. 652909 ID: b8ceae

>>652887
I don't think anybody here hates Trixie. A few dislike her, but nothing worth calling hate.

We need somebody to find Angel and tell him it took us a moment to wrest control away from the owlbear, and express our apologies for not being able to stop it sooner.

We also need to contact Roland and inform him of the delay - we can't resummon the knife now that the owlbear has Angel's scent, nor can we remove the one from Captain Bastard.
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No. 652946 ID: ea0ad9

>>652891
Yo hey calm down. The method of showing you love a person is to take a nice meander down intercourse lane, not drive eighty miles an hour down it.
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No. 653056 ID: fa3f34

>>652909
We could have trixie deliver her blade to the away team and take the owlbear back with her since it won't rage in her presence.
Trixie can you fly or run fast with magic? If not you could sleep and we could walk your body to the camp site.
But for now make sweet love to our little princess. Tell her trixie we will not pretend to love you. Then kiss her! And tell her because we love you for true.
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No. 653057 ID: 5f7625

Yeah, I'm gonna veto that one. I don't like Trixy, you guys'll stick your dick in anything.
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No. 653086 ID: 939c7f
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653086

I originally planned to roll a dex or charisma check to see how well you plowed Trixy, But decided not to, since this isn't corruption of champions!! Still a crit miss would of been hilarious, I simply decided to give you a good outcome. With a crit success leading to you becoming some sort of sex god in the long run... A feat not yet impossible might I add~

>>652893
>>652909
>>652946
>>653056
Galting - Who's up for rewarding a great and powerful Mage, and someone who will never abandon us...I am, thank you Trixy for your aid.

Trixy - I'm glad to help Master Gatling, I'll always be here for you~

Gatling - trixie we will not pretend to love you.

Trixy - You wont?

>You pull her close and kiss her passionately.

Gatling - because we love you for true.

>The little bunny eared kobold blushes brightly and gives off a look of utter happiness.

>The method of showing you love a person is to take a nice meander down intercourse lane

You take Trixy ontop of you and continue kissing her, caressing her hair and plump assets. She moans and pants as you delve passionately into her, taking close care to her enjoyment rather than your own, you hold the little creature against yourself and feel her soft fur on your skin, occasionally rubbing her nose and feeling her halls tighten around you in response, moaning and panting with her tongue out like a dog while you Rubrub her tender muzzle~

... You notice during the act, that her folds are "perfect" in a sense, Feeling as thought they were tailor made to fit you, leaving you with a strange, sinking feeling you can't quite shake... Her nethers are as tight as can be without strangling and when completely inserted, your bell-end presses lightly into to her cervix... Her unnatural Obsession with Your genitals as well as Her own, required for this level of detail is unsettling to say the least.

Despite this you arrive rather quickly, which pleases her greatly, Still you maintain your rhythm and passion until you manage to fill her a second time and bring her to a vivid climax simultaneously~ Extremely satisfied with her experience, Your little princess rests panting, with you still inside...

Trixy - Oh my, Master Gatling *Pant~pant* That was something else~ I wish this moment could last forever...

>>your empathy with Trixy is sufficient to become her bound focalizer<<
>>633199

>>653056
Galting - Trixie can you fly or run fast with magic? If not you could sleep and we could walk your body to the camp site.

Trixy - I could easily, though I'm very tired. If you really need me to I will.

>_ _ _
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No. 653135 ID: ea0ad9

>Her unnatural Obsession with Your genitals as well as Her own, required for this level of detail is unsettling to say the least.
While obsession over a person is something I would find unsettling, every person has their own obsessions, and for an immortal, obsession with another living person is healthy.
>your empathy with Trixy is sufficient to become her bound focalizer
What does this mean?
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No. 653187 ID: 939c7f
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653187

>Trixy wakes up and slaps her face a bit to try and stay awake. She locks her door from the inside and climbs out the window and onto the roof... taking a few good practice runs, she bolts across the rooftop and leaps into the air, tuning into a massive horned eagle and soaring off, over the forest.

Trixy - *Yawn* Okay Gatling, Now you'll have to guide me to the campsite, cause I sure as sugar don't know where it is...

>>653135
Gatling - What does this mean?

Trixy - Focalizers? We talked about this like two hours ago, didn't we? Oh but for you it must of been weeks, multidimensional beings as you are... how to explain, there's a complex ritual to bind a wizard to an object, granting both the wizard and the object immense power by sharing their existences... this goes by many names: Focalizer, Philactery, horcrux, souljar... All in all, doing this with you would let me stash mana inside you, cast spells through you, use your capacities instead of mine and much more~ and vice versa of course, you would be deeply entwined with my soul and body, my powers would be yours and your powers would be mine... Now of course if we do this, it would be best we keep it on the down low... It's considered an atrocity to dissect the soul in most circles, namely arcane and religious types hate the idea... Whats your opinion Gat?

>_ _ _
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No. 653190 ID: 1cebc8

>>653187
That might mess with our connection to Gatling. Not a good idea.
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No. 653274 ID: 366e6f

>>653187
we should at the very least talk to eadoo about this before we try, but i believe this would be a great idea
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No. 653275 ID: 5f7625

I disagree, tying ourselves to the most erratic member of our team because you guys are horny seems like a terrible idea.
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No. 653292 ID: 4c3a70

Ya, lets definitely hold off on binding ourselves. We shouldn't do something that might screw us in the long run for power.
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No. 653294 ID: d90668

Lets wait before going ahead with something like this. We have some allies who we just got willing to talk to us that might be a bit upset if they notice.

We have plenty of time to think it over. Right now we need to convince angel we are not about to devour them.
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No. 653355 ID: 939c7f
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653355

>>653190
>>653275
>>653292
>>653294
Gat - Lets wait before going ahead with something like this. We have some allies who we just got willing to talk to us that might be a bit upset if they notice. We have plenty of time to think it over.

Trixy - That's probably for the best, as much as untold power is alluring, It would technically make me a litch, and I doubt our allies would appreciate having that among them... Not to mention the ritual has a chance of cataclysmic failure that's influence by conviction, so if you have doubts, its best to avoid these rituals... Still cards are on the table for later, I'll never forget how to do it... Hey! By the way that elf girl at the tavern gave me a funny look today, do you mind if I prank her tomorrow?

>Trixy lands near the monster, guided by your presence. Standing on all fours, she shakes rigorously like a hound as her feathers fly off and her shape shrinks down to her regular size... Approaching your hulking frame, she rubs her little paws, together touches them to your temples and a cold wave washes over you and your owl body comes too. You feel no rage in the bears mind, it appears docile in Trixy's presence.

Trixy - here we are... Now off the the camp we go. Here, give this to the team... If you don't mind I'm gonna sleep on your back for a while.

>Leave Trixy at the camp or bring her back to town

>Meet with Roland or do something else

>_ _ _
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No. 653357 ID: 1cebc8

Looks like Trixy can keep the owlbear as a pet. Not like it can harm her anyway.

Go to Roland, and start the negotiations already.
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No. 653373 ID: bfa142

What about the treasure angel had? Did she leave it when she ran or take it with her? Either way we should find her, apologize and explain.
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No. 653400 ID: 7c7226

Let's take Trixy with us back to camp and meet with Roland; we can search for Angel when it's daylight.
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No. 653422 ID: b8ceae

>>653355
At this point everything is a mess, so...

Trixie, there's a box of magic gems and stuff buried nearby. We need you to appraise it for market value.
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No. 653425 ID: 0ee153

>>653355
>a funny look
What kind of prank are you thinking? Because that's not really cause for much.

Also, yeah, Roland and appraisal.
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No. 653471 ID: ea0ad9

>do you mind if I prank her tomorrow?
Nothing harmful or permanent. Like, toads in her dresser would be safe, I'm sure, but freezing her bathwater could result in hypothermia that damages her internal organs.
>Leave Trixy at the camp or bring her back to town
Let's just let her sleep at the camp for now. Taking a trip back might jostle her awake again.
>Meet with Roland or do something else
Definitely need to meet up with Roland.
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No. 653577 ID: 939c7f
File 143623349730.jpg - (109.81KB , 800x533 , gem count.jpg )
653577

>>653357
Gat - Looks like Trixy can keep the owlbear as a pet. Not like it can harm her anyway.

Trixy - Thanks master~ I'll take good care of him.

>>653425
>>653471
Gat - What kind of prank are you thinking? Because that's not really cause for much.

Trixy - Nothing big

Gat - Nothing harmful or permanent.

Trixy - Of course~

>>653400
>take Trixy with us back to camp

>Trixy cast a tiny spell and summons a light nightgown.

>>653373
>>653425
>>653422
Gat - Trixie, there's a box of magic gems and stuff buried nearby. We need you to appraise it for market value.

>The kobold finds the box and opens it, looking cheerful as the colored lights dance on her fur.

Trixy - well well, you've got some good stuff here~ magic rings, necklace, ioun stones... And a note from the black cloak society... Where did you get this? If you stole it you'd better be sure no one knows, these guy usually mean busyness... Oh boy... it's got a kings seal on it... That means busyness... hmmn... I think I might still have my cipher, I can probably decode this sometime tomorrow, provided of course... Ah good, they didn't change their code since I left the society...

>Trixy clasp her ahnds together and chants a quick spell, her fingers glow pink and create a lens of light.

Trixy - Now now now... first off...
This box is laced with Angel hide. it masks evil intent and auras.
The Red necklace has an illusion of youth spell in it.
The Blue ring is a ring of bulls might.
The Green ring is a ring of human guise.
The Agate ellipsoid Ioun Stone, has an augury spell... that's really powerful, it basically answers a simple question, with divine accuracy, once a day.
The Gold nodule grants the ability to comprehend and speak in celestian.
The Orange prism... Oh my, increases caster levels by one... That a very rare Ioun stone!
The Mulberry pentacle give +25 to diplomacy and bluff.
And the Pink and Green sphere gives +10 to charisma.
You could sell these magic gems for anywhere between 2 and 14 gold coins, to the right buyer... Mind I asking where you go these?

>_ _ _
>contact Roland in dream or wake him up?<
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No. 653580 ID: d90668

Eh its to late for secrecy now. Just try your best to not let anyone know about this stuff ok?

We sort of promised the owner that we would keep it a secret.

Anyways its a certain kleptomaniacs thief's horde. They stole it awhile back and we noticed them fondling the loot.

And now they think we are out to maul them to death. We have some explaining to do. Hopefully we can make them a valuable addition to the team. But we do have a crew of misfits and keeping them all happy is a full time job. I just dread the day when we can't keep someone in line with just words.
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No. 653591 ID: ea0ad9

>Gems
(Dangit I thought I told you not to bring her into it)
>Mind I asking where you go these?
We're using them to assist a friend. If anybody happens to ask about you, you "have orders to not talk about objects surrounded in secrecy." That's my order to you, so it is hereby true. This applies to this box and the items in it, as well as anything else our group asks you to keep secret--the only exception will be if it is us asking.
>The Green ring is a ring of human guise.
>The Gold nodule grants the ability to comprehend and speak in celestian.
These both seem practical; how often does Celestian get used in your experience?
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No. 653606 ID: 1cebc8

Quite the hoard! Distribute these gems across all squad members, they should be more useful than simply selling them off.

Tell us the ciphertext message, it will be uploaded to our data logs so that you can destroy the letter if necessary.

Personal Opinion: give the box to Concu, the red necklace to William, the blue ring to Shenzi, the green ring to Bacon, we'll keep the agate ellipsoid, the gold nodule goes to Gorister, the orange prism to Crepe, and the rest is for Eadoo of course. Pay Angel later.
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No. 653609 ID: b8ceae

>>653577
When I said to appraise it, I meant give us a fair market estimate for the whole thing.

We need to broker a meeting between spirits both foul and fair. Are you set here?

Lets contact Roland in the dream, since I don't want to walk him up AGAIN until we're actually ready.

Roland: Terribly sorry about that. Owlbear attack. Dreadful creatures. Is everything alright over here?
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No. 653613 ID: 5a02f7

Before we start deciding how to split up the gems, we need to clear things up with Angel.

In the meantime, Trixy, you aren't to talk to anyone but us about it.
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No. 653622 ID: 5f7625

No, you may not know where we got these.

We are past late for our visit to roland with gorister somehow in tow. We were going to try and act as a bridge I believe. We shouldn't have kept them waiting this long.
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No. 653635 ID: 683d33

@Trixy Remind us to ask you about who or what the black cloak society is or are and why where you in it? But not now, right now we deal with gorrister.
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No. 653719 ID: 3e7d6d

How bout we dont stab angel in the back, we got what we wanted and know what all the gems are. Let's just put them all back, and please swear not to tell anyone trixy, for us.
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No. 653816 ID: 939c7f
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653816

>>653613
>>653622
>>653719
>>653591
Gat - We're using them to assist a friend. If anybody happens to ask about you, you "have orders to not talk about objects surrounded in secrecy." That's my order to you, so it is hereby true. This applies to this box and the items in it, as well as anything else our group asks you to keep secret--the only exception will be if it is us asking.

Trixy - Understood Master. But know that the Black cloak society are not to be crossed, they are dangerous and vindictive.

>She puts the box back and buries it partially.

>>653609
>>653635
>>653622
>Lets contact Roland in the dream, since I don't want to walk him up AGAIN until we're actually ready.

>You enter Roland's dream...

Roland - You can say that again~

Dina - So you'll use the whip next time?

Roland - lets not get carried away! Ribbons and slaps are one thing, torture is another beast entirely.

Dina - Well I'm glad you tried it at least. And maybe next time we can use a ring gag?

Roland - *blush* Why do you have that?

Dina - So that my Rolly~polly can fuck my mouth silly~

Gat - Terribly sorry about that. Owlbear attack. Dreadful creatures. Is everything alright over here?

Roland - AAHH! Gatling! Knock first!!

Dina - Hey Gat.

Roland - Dina cover yourself up!!

Dina - Owlbears? I didn't know we had them in these woods, then again the forest has gotten pretty savage lately...

>Durandina drapes herself in water.

Dina - So! Are we doing the Gorister thing? We're ready to go as soon as you are.

Roland - any last preparations before we bridge the gap?

>_ _ _
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No. 653824 ID: b8ceae

>>653816
"It may not be native - seems like it could have been a trap for us; when we tried to take control it fought back and managed to get a few good hits in on us. That can wait until morning; it's sleeping off a concussion.
Yes, lets handle Gorrister now."

Trixie didn't say how much the whole thing was worth. I'd like to pay-off Angel and secure the box ASAP.
I'm not worried about the black cloak society. If they come looking for the box or its contents we can always just return it as a play for their favor. After all, we simply bought it off of some adventurer.
We'll have to ask Trixy about the society and how she left it - depending on how and why she left we might be able to make use of her.
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No. 653841 ID: ea0ad9

>Roland - AAHH! Gatling! Knock first!!
Spirit up a wall around this bit of landscape and we'll knock at the gate, but as it stands once we arrive we're already in the field.
>Roland - Dina cover yourself up!!
...If it's a matter of not knowing how, you may wish to speak with Trixy on the matter. She's got the parts of her soul well enough defined to have made a house-like appearance out of it.
>Roland - any last preparations before we bridge the gap?
Well, there was something I wanted to ask you: What do you know of Celestian speech?
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No. 653848 ID: 1cebc8

Just be careful not to escalate too quickly.

Gorister is self-righteous to the point where he uses himself as a shield against his sins. Use this to your advantage.
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No. 654482 ID: 939c7f
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>>653841
Gat - Spirit up a wall around this bit of landscape and we'll knock at the gate, but as it stands once we arrive we're already in the field... If it's a matter of not knowing how, you may wish to speak with Trixy on the matter. She's got the parts of her soul well enough defined to have made a house-like appearance out of it.

Dina - Oh yeah? cool! I've seen angels do that but never knew how, I'll definitely ask her to teach me.

Gat - What do you know of Celestian speech?

Dina - Well... It's not very common on this plane, it's a very complicated language spoken almost exclusively by good outsiders. It has a few names: Celestian, elysian, Enochian... Angels don't speak it to humans since they don't understand it, and humans don't learn it, cause angels don't speak it. I haven't spoken Enochian in a long time but... _--__- -|_-:__-__ -..:__=: :-__- ..--_-- |-_:_-=:_- -_.._=-|... Eehhh- I forgot so much of it... It's such a complicated language, most angels spoke common in the palace.

>>653848
Gat - Just be careful not to escalate too quickly.

Dina - Okay, I'll avoid confrontation.

>Roland wakes up and embeds you woundlessly. You form a bridge between Roland's soul and Gorsiter's... You and Roland suppress your egos and avoid being seen. Durandina wears a traditional Robe, from when she lived in the palace. It floats graciously around her presence...

Dina - Hello mister Goritser...

Gorsiter - Aahhh~ my prayers have been answered... And angel has come to rescue me~ But... where are your wings?

Dina - I am but a lantern, I have not yet earned my wings.

Gorister - Heh~ I have wings and I am merely Aasimar, surely I deserve saving from a proper angel... Still I won't scoff at a rescue... What are you waiting for? Free me!

Dina - I am here to save you, Gorister, but first we must talk...

Gorister - I don't understand... Why? What is there to talk about!

Dina - Please be calm Gorister, I simply want to learn... Please tell me, why are you here?

Gorister - I'm here because a demon attacked me! It possessed my body and spouted lies, it tested my faith and tried to claim my soul! but I am strong, I believed non of their lies!!

Dina - Faith is important mister Gorister... Tell me, what are you intents?

Gorister - My intents... what do you mean?

Dina - You're actions, you've been taking powerful allies and conquered this town... why?

Gorister - I plan on making a perfect world. One shaped in my image~! This is my intent, and I have divine blessing to conduct such marvelous Acts~!
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No. 654483 ID: 939c7f
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Dina - Reshaping the world in your image? And how have you been doing this?

Gorister - By cutting down everything in my way... I assert complete dominance over all that I hold dear!

Dina - And how have you been doing this?

Gorister - must I answer your infernal questions?! Save me already!

Dina - How have you been doing this..?

Gorister - *sigh* My recruits are sinners, murderers and bandits. Powerful men that would under normal circumstances be tried and hung... But I put them to good use~ I know how they think! I can control them. They act as my hands, they kill what needs to die and dominate what needs controlled.

Dina - These sinners are part of your perfect world?

Gorister - Of course not! I'll kill them all when my world is born!! But they're needed... I need them! I need their power!!

Dina - Be cautious Gorister, lust for power is a sin...

Gorister - Haa! I am not afraid~ my will can not be denied! I may sin as a mortal, but my soul is pure~ My soul cannot be tarnished by my actions for my hands are guided by divine prominence~!!

Dina - And why do you have divine veto on the state of your immortal soul?

Gorister - My father blessed me with this knowledge~ he blessed me with fate~! My father... Confessed unto me my destiny!! He came in a dream and said: "~Thou knows what must be done, my son. Act unopposed, your will must not be denied~"

Dina - Odd... That sounds too vague for an Angel... Who was your father?

Gorister - The good Angel Lahatiel~... Lahatiel the pure~... Lahatiel the just~...

Dina - Lahatiel the fallen...

Gorister - What?! Lies!!

Dina - Lahatiel has fallen two hundred years ago...

Gorister - Lies!! You lie! I will not believe it!

Dina - you have true sight Aasimar, you can see I am not lying...
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No. 654487 ID: 939c7f
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Gorister - You... You must be lying! It can't be...

Dina - I'm sorry mister Gorister... But there is still hope~

Gorister - Hope? Do not speak to me of hope!

Dina - Gorister, a person is defined by his actions not is purity!

Gorister - I Said Do Not Speak To Me Angel!! Do Not Speak Of Purity To Me!!

>His eyes begin to glow as he is filled with unholy rage! His body bulks as he struggles against your will, and with one final cry, he breaks his binds!!

Gorister - AAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I Am Gorister! Master Of My Fate!! I Knows What Must Be Done! I Act Unopposed, My Will Must Not Be Denied!!!

Dina - Go-gorister please!! You must calm down! Understand, you've been tricked! spawned by your father to seed corruption! but you are the master of your fate! you can chose a better path! you can regain your lost honor! it is not the color of ones skin nor the shade of your soul that defines who you are as a person!! You have such amazing gifts! Do not squander them I beg of you!!

Gorister - I have heard enough of your trash Angel!!
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No. 654490 ID: 939c7f
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>Demon Gorister lunges in to attack Durandina! But just in time, Roland touches her arm and turns her into a sword! Roland makes no effort to hide his ego, you witness a shade of him you've never seen before, Roland's true form...

Roland - VADE RETRO SATANAS!!

>A bright light erupts from Roland, pushing Gorister off his heels and onto the floor!

Roland - Do you see what you've made yourself Gorister!! I can exorcise you... you've become a demon...

Gorister - No... I won't believe it...

Roland - But it is true... You've fallen Gorister, allow me to help you stand...

Gorister - Who the hell are you, to tell me that I must ask for your hand!

Roland - Are you a worshiper of god?

Gorister - Proud!! worshiper of Lord Magnus! The one true god.

>Roland extends his blade and opens his palm... His blood runs blue.

Roland - I am Esquire, Roland Julipart Dechambleau, Holydiver of the fourth circle of Elysium, blessed husband of Durendina, Bastard son... of King Jacob Dukkan the third! my blood runs blue, with the cold love of our lord Magnus, the god emperor of men! I, by the power invested in me, command you to kneel, and kiss my wounded palm. This is my command, my command is the will of the king, his is the will of lord Magnus. To deny a command from the God emperor of mankind, is to ensure a place in hell... So stand Aasimar, kiss my hand and serve as my vassal...

Gorister - ...

Roland - ...

Gorister - How old are you?

Roland - I am fifteen years of age.

Gorister - I'm too old to be bossed around by the likes of you~
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No. 654493 ID: 939c7f
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>Gorister pull the blade out and slams you into a wooden window frame.

Aiden - Aah! G-gatling?! Is that you?

Gorister - Shut it drow, or I'll kill you dead!

>He opens the window and starts escaping...

Gorister - You know demon... You were right... my destiny is to destroy this place... Next time we meet, I will manifest my destiny...
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No. 654496 ID: 939c7f
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>Gorister leaps from the window and flies away, carried by leathery wings. he soars over the forest and into the darkness...

Dina - I'm sorry Gatling... I couldn't save him...

>_ _ _
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No. 654501 ID: d90668

Well we gave it our best shot. Lets hope this does not come back to bite us in the ass to hard later. Turns out trying to to the right thing can be dangerous.

Thank you for all the help. If you have any advice for dealing with him later we will gladly take it.

We should inform Aalgeb about this development in the morning. We also need to see if we can track down Angel and explain things. Its been nothing but one step forward and two steps back all night.
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No. 654577 ID: 1cebc8

... And I thought anime was weird.

AFTER HIM HE'S STILL WOUNDED!

(Also, why didn't we get dice rolls for this?)
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No. 654606 ID: 5f7625

Cant the owlbear fly? Maybe we could sic it on him.
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No. 654611 ID: e607cd

>>654606
Owlbears are uh.. quite a bit more "bear" than "owl"
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No. 654644 ID: df6309

>I'm sorry Gatling... I couldn't save him..
Its okay Dina, non are so blind as those who refuse to see, he's been lied to his entire life and now he believes the lies to be truth and if the real truth from the lips of an angel do not sway him little if anything will. But still you tried and did well, you too saint Roland.

>>654611
Then can we have Roland ride it after him?
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No. 654749 ID: 7483cf

He's not lying to himself anymore, Roland broke through any illusion that he's still the hero. He's just a villain that wants to destroy us now. He's accepted what he is or he wouldn't be able to fly.

We need to kill him, and I'd prefer we do it now. He's a problem that needs to be dealt with and the longer he lives the longer he has to mess things up for us.
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No. 654803 ID: b8ceae

>>654496
No roll to contain him? That's bullshit.

Trixie! We have a trail of blood for you to follow! Follow it and sever Gorrister's tendons and ligaments until he stops resisting. Or kill him. He was offered divine intervention and rejected it; at this point his survival is optional.

Or I guess we could ask that magic stone when and where he will next sleep, and ambush him then. We really need to nip him in the bud before he can cause any more damage, and if we can do so without Eadoo getting involved all the better.
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No. 654804 ID: 1a13a8

He got insight, so i would say both you and Roland succeeded. Its just bitter that he chooses to condemn himself anyway.
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No. 655274 ID: 939c7f
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>>654644
Gat - Its okay Dina, non are so blind as those who refuse to see, he's been lied to his entire life and now he believes the lies to be truth and if the real truth from the lips of an angel do not sway him little if anything will. But still you tried and did well, you too saint Roland.

Roland - Saint Roland~ yeah that's got a good ring to it...

Dina - I guess. I just wish he could of seen the light...

>Roland pulls out after the connection is lost.

Roland - Well that could of gone better...

>>654577
>>654644
>>654803
Gat - AFTER HIM HE'S STILL WOUNDED! ... Can we have Roland ride it after him?

Roland - It's no use, we're three hours away from town and he's flying... It would be impossible to catch him.

Gat - Trixie! We have a trail of blood for you to follow!

>Trixy opens a curtain from the other side of nothingness, exposing the well light room she was in.

Trixy - Heh? what can I do to help?

Roland - You can't. The blood trail is above the trees, you could never track it... Also What the hell?!

Trixy - What? I like to drink before bed. nothing wrong with that.

Roland - No, what is that place?

Trixy - It's my B-hole... Do wanna come in my B-hole?

Roland - ... you know what, never mind. I'm going to bed. Gatling, I'm sorry I failed, good night...

Trixy - *Yawn* I'm going to bed too... Honeybun, Come to bed when you're ready.

>Sleep to next day.
>Dream Drop.
>Take action.
>_ _ _
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No. 655304 ID: 1cebc8

OH NO

Are we seriously doing this ^&*( where the psycho escapes and we just go to bed while they completely escape?!

Screw this

Sunken costs CAN'T afford this level of ^&*(ty luck (I think)

AFTER

GORISTER

NOW

You can't follow a blood trail but the scent of a raging fallen should be BUTT EASY to sniff out

Trixy take the owlbear and FOLLOW THAT STENCH
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No. 655336 ID: df6309

>>655304
Dude, let it be, he's just another challenge we will have to overcome some time in the future, just another bad guy we'll have to beat down on our epic quest, his time will come.
Anyway let's go Ean then Alanna then Eadoo then sleep.
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No. 655344 ID: b8ceae

>>655274
Trixie can scent blood AND fly much faster, so there's no real reason why he should get away now.

While we could give up and bend to the railroading, lets go fetch the magic gems. We can ask when and where Gorrister will next sleep, and then ambush him there.
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No. 655365 ID: ea0ad9

>>655344
Trixy's tired and drunk now. Let's let her get her rest.
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No. 655379 ID: 5f7625

Letting him just go is stupid.
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No. 655898 ID: 939c7f
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-- Seizure Warning - Flashing Lights --

>>655336
>You drop into ean's dream...

>Ean stumbles confused, in a massive thunder storm with no rain... His hands are caked in dripping blood and his head pounds with a splinting head ache... He tries to focus but simply can't... Lighting strikes all around, and with every clap of thunder a large white woman with a red Mohawk appears. The woman appears, mocking the dreamer, insulting him and alluding to a terrible event... She speaks with a foreign accent. [Jamaican]

Woman - you killed her~

Ean - No...

Woman - It's because of you~

Ean - No... I didn't do it...

Woman - you slut~

Ean - Shut up!

woman - No spine on you~

Ean - Quiet!!

Woman - Now she's dead~

Ean - I don't care!

Woman - Her hole family's dead~

Ean - I don't care...

Woman - You killed her~

Ean - I didn't do anything!

>the woman appears behind him and whispers...

Woman - If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice~

>Ean starts to run into the storm... as he does the weather intensifies...

>You feel a residual nature in this dream, as though it has been reoccurring... You also can't help but notice the strong smell of brimstone and faint taint of hell... Touching the dream may cause damage to you...

>Act
>Next dream
>_ _ _
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No. 655902 ID: 9297f4

Uhhh...flame on? See if that lessens some of the damage.
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No. 655907 ID: 1cebc8

Seriously? Ean escaped hell; isn't psychological warfare about past events Torture 101?

Call him out on this. He's already escaped judgment, he'll have to do it again. Gorister's escaping reality and Ean's fast enough to catch him.
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No. 655929 ID: fbc59e

...Let's move on-I dunno if we can help that much here, and I doubt we have the information we need to deal with it yet.
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No. 656031 ID: 449801

I say we move on and ask him about/help him with this later. To Alanna
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No. 656166 ID: 939c7f
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>>655929
>>656031
>You leave and enter Alanna's dream...

>You find yourself in a circular room carved out of white marble. The ceiling seems to go on forever and sheds a white beaming light that catches in the ambient dust... To your immediate facing, you see a marble altar of some sort, it is engraved with golden sigils and draped with a red silken cloth. Pillars line the room adorned with an image of a horse's head and behind the altar is sculpted imagery of a woman with two horses... The woman's hands are shattered and the right side's debris is still on the ground... The room is thick with perfume that smells of passion and love... There is no Alanna to be found in her own dream... how ever you can sense her presence, like footprints in the now... Tracking her, you can feel that she left the altar some time ago and traversed to the other side of the room...
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No. 656169 ID: 939c7f
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>to the other side of the circular room you see seven mirrors adorned with images of the moon in its various stages... The mirrors appear to reflect alternate rooms. You can't feel whats beyond the mirrors as they appear to lead to entirely different realms of fictitious reality... Tracking her presence, Alanna might of entered and left a series of mirrors... She does not appear to have left the full moon mirror or to have entered the Waxing quarter or the waning crescent...

>_ _ _
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No. 656170 ID: d90668

Lets check out one of the empty rooms before barging in on her.

Am curious about the somewhat shattered mirror. Lets take a look at that one.
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No. 656338 ID: 1cebc8

I vote for entering the door with the lunar stage in sync with the world's lunar state.
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No. 656601 ID: caaa85

full based on this.
>>654496

Maybe we should avoid the nightmare? How about pillows and bed?
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No. 656756 ID: 939c7f
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>>656170
>You walk through the mirror... As you shift from one place to another, the scent and presence of Alanna's dream leaves you. Behind, the mirror is gone. You are in a new dream entirely...

The dreamscape you find yourself in is damaged... you can tell there's a dream trying to happen... But it can't quite piece it together, in this broken soul... You can physically see the damage and the backyard behind the veil... The disrepair of this soul is so present, you might cut yourself on it if you touch it. There are two entities here... They are both dreamers and appear to have the same spiritual signature... almost as if they were the same person. The feminine entity looked bored until you arrived and the other was simply cowering and mumbling...

Other - Hurt... Hurt... hurt... Hurt... All wrong... all wrong...

Feminine - Oh calm down... Please? I wont let anyone hurt you~

Other - No.. nonon... wrong... all wrong... all wrong... all wrong...

Feminine - Oh! a guest... You look charming~ Why don't you come and sit with me? I'd love to talk to somebody~

>_ _ _
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No. 656761 ID: 9297f4

We might as well see what's going on, but we keep our dick to ourselves.
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No. 656882 ID: ea0ad9

>The disrepair of this soul is so present, you might cut yourself on it if you touch it.
>The Other is in disrepair themselves
...We gotta find a way to fix things up. What happened here?
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No. 656900 ID: 1cebc8

How do you fix something like this?

Collect some materials for further study.
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No. 656979 ID: 939c7f
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>>656761
>>656882
>>656900
>You approach the feminine entity... Upon closer inspection, she looks almost like Angel... Her hair and skin is smoother and clearly well maintained and her hips are much wider and full... Her voice is just like Angel's, but her attitude and body language reflect confidence and desire, where the Angel you know is everything but... The other entity is hard to see as it cowers constantly, but its voice is also like Angels... How ever far, far less confident... you notice as it shuffles away from you, bellow its butt, where you would see genitals, is a large crack, like broken porcelain... and instead of junk it has nothing... The feminine entity draws your attention away from it and towards herself... almost mockingly...

Angel - Why hello there Mister~ You smell like a fun time and a half... absolutely coated in it... what brings you to our dream? Oh but my manners, where are they~? I am Angel, this is Angel and over there in the house, is... well he's not important... Say~ Are you a quickling? I hear you jump from dream to dream feasting on thoughts of Sin~ Teehee, oh please pick your poison. I'd love to play with you! What Sin quenches your thirst~?

Angel - No...no wrong... wrong... no...

>_ _ _
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No. 656981 ID: 5a02f7

Disregard succubus, examine house.
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No. 656987 ID: 9297f4

Ten gold says that Jack is in the house. Talk a bit more with the female and slowly approach the broken half, see if we can unfrightened them. Then be on your guard if we go to the house.

And it seems we see that even Angel doesn't know what gender they are. We see she has a seductive female side and broken male side. My theory is that maybe Angel was originally male, but circumstances happened, causing them to lose their male parts.
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No. 656991 ID: d90668

How did we get from Alanna's dream to Angels head? Maybe they are related some how? Or at least know each other.

Well miss we can feast on just about anything in here really. But you would not like the results. We are trying to only do that sort of thing as a last resort these days.

So what happened around here to make such a mess of things? Also we have some apologies to make to Angel while we are here. We messed things up with the owlbear and almost made some horrible mistakes.
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No. 656992 ID: 1cebc8

Ask them if temporary separation is acceptable. This place is falling apart.
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No. 656993 ID: bd8b82

not sin, everything. your happiness, your sorrow, not just things you think, but the deeper parts that made you have those thoughts in the first place. it's not nice.

so why are there two of you?
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No. 656996 ID: 5f7625

Alanna is some kind of charm wizard, this is probably what she does when she sleeps. She's been invading others dreams at night.
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No. 657000 ID: 77e1e0

perhaps Alanna is dream walking as well, unintentionally?
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No. 657039 ID: 939c7f
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>>656981
>You spy the house, though its a bit far you can tell there's a dreamer in there... somewhere... It's spiritual signature is the same as these two... but his is... malevolent...

>>656987
>>656991
>>656993
>Talk a bit more with the female and slowly approach the broken half

Gat - Well miss we can feast on just about anything in here really. your happiness, your sorrow, not just things you think, but the deeper parts that made you have those thoughts in the first place. It's not nice, you would not like the results. We are trying to only do that sort of thing as a last resort these days.

Angel - Ga-gatling!?

>She suddenly notices who you are, probably because of your voice, as she's never seen your soul before...

angel - Sorry for being... attractive towards you. I understand you're taken... I just can't help it... it's, how does Jacky put it? My prime directive, if you will... what can I do for you Gatty~?

Gat - so why are there two of you?

Angel - Hard to say... I'm not an expert, but we're broken into three, so says jack... That Angel is innocence... Daddy broke him... This Angel is desire... Daddy made me... and jack over there is Strife... The world made him... Oh and they'll try to lie to you. But I'm the real Angel...

>>656992
>Ask them if temporary separation is acceptable.

Angel - I guess... With you anything is possible. But would that be wise? I think people need balance, right? The outside angel, when no one is on top, is kinda like all three at once... so taking one away might be bad... Wh- wait! You could put me in another body? Oh my, strike that! it's a great idea!! Ohh a pretty body with all the lady parts~ I could be such a pretty girl~

Gat - So what happened around here to make such a mess of things? Also we have some apologies to make to Angel while we are here. We messed things up with the owlbear and almost made some horrible mistakes.

Angel - It happened when I was young... before we where three... also, yeah the bear thing, not cool! You scared us so much we peed our panties!! Well... actually we peed, when it first appeared but you know... its the thought that counts! But yeah... noted, we'll head back... as soon as we come too... stupid branch...

>>657000
>>656996
>Alanna is some kind of charm wizard, this is probably what she does when she sleeps. She's been invading others dreams at night.

It's safe to assume that Alanna is in someone else's dream at the moment.

>Find Alanna in another soul.
>Inspect house.
>_ _ _
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No. 657047 ID: 9297f4

Christ, this got dark. So Angel was....yeah... when they were younger.

To the house. I'm really curious to see what Jack looks like. Ready the fisticuffs.
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No. 657052 ID: 5a02f7

Disregard succubus, examine house.
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No. 657056 ID: ea0ad9

Huh, so Alanna can jump into dreams the same as us? We should probably check on her, then, to figure out if she knows what she's doing.

Angel, and Angelica, I'll try and find a way to help you out later. Trying something I come up with on a whim would be dangerous and... I don't want to make things worse.
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No. 657061 ID: 77e1e0

As interesting and potentially beneficial as it could be to keep talking to Angel's various bits and pieces, We should probably find Alanna as soon as possible. She may have no clue that she's actually visiting other people's dreams.
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No. 657080 ID: 01aa3d

I think we should find Alanna first before we start dicking about in other peoples heads, make sure shes okay and not doing any damage.
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No. 657099 ID: 0099e1

Well we can help you fix things here if you are interested but its a choice all three of you would have to agree on. We can try all sorts of stuff ranging from just fixing up your inner world to devouring your worst memories so they no longer hurt you. But honestly sometimes the best thing we could do is just be a friend you can talk to. The best healing often times comes from within.

For now we will take our leave. We can talk again once you wake up.

W are going to track down our new mage and see what she has been up to. If she is a natural at this sort of stuff we could learn a lot from each other.
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No. 657175 ID: 5f7625

Lets see if we can patch things up here a bit. Not change anything, but fill holes in the fabric with something that matches.

Since we don't really know how or if we can do it just sorta feel the texture of the space and copy it.
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No. 657242 ID: 77e1e0

A sloppy patch-job could be worse than leaving things untouched. All the good we did with Trixie was likely her consenting to the changes we suggested to her. Angel is NOT Trixie.

We're also here without permission.

If anything, Angel may need medical attention. It sounded like he got a branch to the face while fleeing from us. He's not asleep, he's knocked the fuck out.
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No. 657286 ID: 939c7f
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>>657056
>>657061
>>657080
>>657099
>find Alanna first [...] make sure shes okay and not doing any damage.

>You exit Angels dream and find yourself back at the camp near Alanna. jumping back in you find yourself at the shrine place and head towards the full moon mirror, as she doesn't appear to have left it yet...

You arrive again in a new space, the mirror behind you is gone. The sky is deep blue with a bright moon overhead. The snow at your feet is soft and warm. You see a dreamer straddling a figment passionately... As you approach you notice the dreamer is Pipo...

Pipo - I've never seen you so beautiful. You're everything right in a woman~

Yulfa - You're a real man now Pip... I could never ask for a better son~

Pipo - Mother... I love you, Love you like no other~ Please be mine...

>And then they kiss.

>_ _ _
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No. 657297 ID: 9297f4

*angerly shakes fist* Freud and Oedipus.....

Well, we better leave Pipo alone and try to find Alanna.
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No. 657300 ID: 1cebc8

Heh. Wait, whose dream IS this?

Please collect spirit materials from each person's dreams, they might be useful for capturing Gorister or developing spiritual gear against Kaleb.
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No. 657304 ID: 77e1e0

>>657286
Welp.


And better yet, its a near-featureless plane and we've popped in right by what is probably her center of attention. And, of course, there's the fact that of all the people she's visited with her dream walk we're completely unrecognizable. We may have to avoid being love charmed on our way over to her.
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No. 657314 ID: ea0ad9

>Feminine: Say~ Are you a quickling? I hear you jump from dream to dream feasting on thoughts of Sin~
>Pipo - I've never seen you so beautiful. You're everything right in a woman~
I had my worries and they're growing stronger.
Well, even if she is a Quickling, as long as she keeps her Feedings to dreams, then I suppose it's fine. Still, I would like to talk to Alanna about it to confirm if it's the case or not.

...Let's get out of Pipo's dream for now I don't wanna hang around that.
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No. 657316 ID: ae5044

Umm lets get Alanna and leave, shits gettin weird
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No. 657374 ID: 5a02f7

Oh, look. An armless figure in the distance, and Pipo with a love-arrow through his heart.

HEY, ALANNA, WHO PUT THAT THERE?

I think someone needs a scolding.
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No. 657441 ID: 939c7f
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>>657300
>You get close to the lovers and snatch some essence.

>Acquired (3) Essence of Incest<

>>657297
>>657314
>>657316
>>657374
Gat - HEY, ALANNA, WHO PUT THAT THERE?

Alanna - Oh hey Gatling, what are you doing in my dream?

>You approach Alanna and find her in a strange shape. Her chest sports a second row of breasts and beneath her silky thin loincloth hides a horses wiener. Her ears are pointed and she appear to posses a tail also horse like in nature. She's absolutely coated in perfume, the same from her dream, smelling of love and passion. The sent of lovely passion on her is so pungent, it's nearly revolting.

Alanna - Oh yeah, Pipo's mom was creeping up on him, trying to suck his dick or something. Telling him, he's a mamma's boy and that she loves him, he was freaking out so I shot him. Then they plowed... *blush* not gonna lie, it was kinda hot~

>The womans voice echos lightly as she speaks. She seems different, more confident and open.

Alanna - I just kinda felt like It was the right thing to do, a real guttural feeling. I've been having them all night. When I shot those guys, plowed those girls and blessed your gal... It's been a really weird dream, really really weird. I usually don't dream about other people, not to mention all this... I hope I remember it when I wake up! If I do I'll tell you all about it and maybe then you could tell me what it means? You're really good with these kinds of things...

>_ _ _
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No. 657445 ID: d90668

So who else did you shoot, and who did you fuck? And who did you bless and with what?

Also is that one of our gnolls back there with them now?

After she answers those questions we can tell her whats up.

So it looks like you have quickly bloomed as a love mage Alanna. You have been wandering through everyone's dreams zapping them with love magic all night. Not sure if this is something you could do normally or if its because of your link with us.

Hopefully have not caused to much damage but this has all been very real. Everything you did tonight will have consequences in the real world tomorrow. Most hopefully harmless and some beneficial but others could cause some problems.

Like Pipo and his mother here. She might have had those sort of feelings towards him but the fact that he freaked out and you had to love arrow him is a bad sign. Have to be careful with love magic. Just because someone loves a person does not mean you should force things.

I think tomorrow night you should go to sleep with us and Trixy and we can help train you a bit.
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No. 657448 ID: 1cebc8

>>657441
Proceed to rip Crepe's arms off. Again. Threaten to attempt regeneration surgery with two live minks.

TWO (2).
BIOLOGICALLY FUNCTIONING.
MUSTELA LUTREOLA.

Afterwards, ask her if she can sabotage Gorister's dreams until he loses all respect for his enslavement-standard suck-it-up father.
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No. 657461 ID: 77e1e0

>>657441
Alanna, right now you seem to be doing one of those strange soul-things I can do.
Dreams are windows into the soul, my dear, and Not only will you remember this dream, but so will Every, Single, Person you've shared it with.

I hope you weren't too mean to anyone~

... Is that Ed?
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No. 657483 ID: dc07a2

>I've been having them all night. When I shot those guys, plowed those girls and blessed your gal... It's been a really weird dream, really really weird. I usually don't dream about other people
That's because this isn't your dream Alanna these are the dreams, and by extension, the minds of the others in our group. You're literally changing their personalities when you shoot them!
And why are you half horse with a dick and GOD DAMMIT YOU CRAZY KNOLL BASTARD! How many dream walkers do we have in our group?

>>657448
Wat
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No. 657705 ID: ea0ad9

>>657448
Kome, no. We're not attacking our allies.

Alanna, your magic is why things are suddenly different. Your dreams about other people, you realized you're walking through a portal in your dream, right? Portals are magical in nature.

It looks as though you've got a bit of Quickling in you. That's fine, but do us a favor: Do not mess with Roland or Angel. If you see them, turn back. Those two have powerful spirits, their dreams will connect with yours, and they will defend their dreams.

...Is that Ed over there? That guy is just full of surprises. I guess he can connect, too. You may wish to leave, Alanna, he might not be as accepting of your appearance as we are.
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No. 657726 ID: 939c7f
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>>657445
Gat - So who else did you shoot, and who did you fuck? And who did you bless and with what?

Alanna - Well the first person I banged was this girl with imperial blond hair, big glasses and a flower shaped birthmark, she has doing it with some girl and invited me to join. The second girl that I had it with, was a spotted dirk. (Dirk:Brownskined) she was praying and when she saw me she asked for my deepest blessings, I don't know how or why, but I just knew she needed some hot dickings~ I happily gave her a double dose and she seemed overjoyed... I gave your girl, the one with the horns a blessing as well... she was sitting underwater with you, painting a weird little soldier man and she looked at me a smiled. I could feel something inside her, pulsate and I just knew what I needed to do. I put my hands on her head and she started to glow, it made her very happy... I also met this guy, pudgy and short, he was beating this elf girl, or maybe half elf... hard to say sometimes... either way he was beating her bloody, so I shot him to make him stop. Then he started crying and bawling, Told her he loved her and she deserved better. And then these love birds. Pipo was having some fun with Shenzi and the big sugar girl, but then they held him down while him mom appeared and started stripping, she said some stuff about the girls being like his mamma and started trying to suck his cock, so I shot him and they plowed like bunnies~

>>657483
>>657705
>>657461
Gat - Alanna, right now you seem to be doing one of those strange soul-things I can do. This isn't your dream Alanna these are the dreams, and by extension, the minds of the others. Dreams are windows into the soul, my dear, and Not only will you remember this dream, but so will Every, Single, Person you've shared it with. I hope you weren't too mean to anyone~

>Alanna looks at you strangely as if you weren't making sense... but then she seems to suddenly get it and her entire body language changes on a dime. All of the confidence her assumed false actions granted her dissipates and she shyly covers herself to the best of her abilities. She blushes bright red and her voice quivers as if terrified.

Alanna - Th-this isn't my dream?! I... I had sex with... oh my god... Oh no... They'll all remember that I... *gulp* oh boy...

Gat - And why are you half horse with a dick?

Alanna - I don't know! I was in the white room with the pink air and all the horse imagery and I had arms four boobs and a horse dick! I don't know why, I thought it was a dream! I don't know what it means!

>Alanna seems very flustered and is hyperventilating.

Gat - Do not mess with Roland or Angel. If you see them, turn back. Those two have powerful spirits, their dreams will connect with yours, and they will defend their dreams.

Alanna - I won't, I wont mess with anyone.

Gat - I think tomorrow night you should go to sleep with us and Trixy and we can help train you a bit.

Alanna - You think so? You think I should use these powers? I don't even know why I have them... What makes me so special? I'm just a poor girl, why should I deserve these powers?

>Alanna seems very panicked.

Gat - ... Is that Ed?
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No. 657727 ID: 939c7f
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>You look over to ed and pipo, Ed seems very happy as usual and is holding a glowing white book with a golden embossed emblem on the front.

Pipo - Ed? What are you doing here, mom cover up a bit.

Yulfa - Meh~ Back in my tribe women were naked all the time and you'd never hear any men complain~

Pipo - could you please just *sigh* never mind... Ed whats going on?

Ed - __,,-..-. .-__-,.../.., .. .---<...__--

Pipo - wow ed slow down, I can't understand.

Ed - __---,,. __-//,,. _--_,..,

Pipo - I'm sorry I don't understand what you're saying...

>the purple gnoll puts the glowing book in the boys hands. he looks at it vexed and slowly opens it. The pages inside are blinding and floor the entire dream with light!

>Pipo wakes up in a cold sweat, forcing everyone in his dream out, causing them to wake up as well.

>_ _ _
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No. 657728 ID: d90668

Hey sounds like Pipo might just have found a god to follow. Will have to check in on him later.

Lets track down Alanna before she feels to guilty. Her powers are brand new and I am guessing by following her instincts she did a lot of good tonight. So need to encourage her so she does not stop acting on those impulses.

That being said a bit of guidance is needed so she does not get hurt or hurt anyone. Have to be careful who's dreams you wander into.
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No. 657730 ID: 9297f4

Looks like Yurra has accepted Pipo. Good on him. Guess we better get that tongues upgrade as soon as we can.

Let's talk to Alanna.
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No. 657731 ID: 5a02f7

>>657728

A lot of good? A lot of trouble, more like. With great power comes great responsibility, yadda yadda.

She needs to learn how to control this and use it for a purpose, not become some sex goddess that makes everyone fuck wily-nily.

So, yeah - she definitely needs some talking to. Of course, we could always let her stew in her own thoughts. We'll instruct her tomorrow night. I don't think she'll do anymore harm tonight. Let's just go to sleep.
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No. 657733 ID: d6fb37

That book's symbol was not familiar.

Hopefully it outshone certain details from his dream.. unfortunately, there's a little dilemma that was implied by Angel: the poor thing's knocked out in the woods somewhere, no tent, no cover.
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No. 657776 ID: ea0ad9

@Pipo: Sorry about the... incident before Ed arrived. Was trying out something new with Alanna, it... did not have the right effect. We'll make sure to ask you next time, if we ever fine tune it enough for one. But, uh, change of topic, I believe that was the mark of Yrra. Ed was probably saying she'd accepted you.

@Alanna: Angel told us when we visted them that Quicklings visit people's dreams and feed off their thoughts of "Sin." Not just Lust, but Sin. They're through the broken window, so that should be easy enough to avoid, but their mention of a Quickling was odd--Perhaps, though you had forgotten your past, you were once a Quickling, and now that your magic has awakened, your Quickling spirit did too? Of course, this is just a guess, but if it is true, then you will need to feed on Thoughts of Sin. I would recommend asking Ean and Aedola about it, they might be able to pinpoint the truth better than our one-shot-guess does.

>A lot of trouble, more like.
From the sound of it, the only trouble she caused was giving Pipo an Oedipus complex. Trixy got what she wanted, the violent man was stopped, and everybody else wanted Alanna. I don't want her to get in trouble with Pipo, though, so that's why I'm going to say we had a part in it.
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No. 657802 ID: 5f7625

If a divine messenger just handed Pipo power, we should try talking to them,asking how we can help Pipo on his path.
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No. 657912 ID: 939c7f
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>>657776
Gat - Sorry about the... incident before Ed arrived. Was trying out something new with Alanna, it... did not have the right effect. We'll make sure to ask you next time, if we ever fine tune it enough for one. But, uh, change of topic, I believe that was the mark of Yrra. Ed was probably saying she'd accepted you.

Pipo - Wait... what? How do you know what I was dreaming about?

>Pipo blushes so red his arms turn white

Pipo - Eeh! Ch-change of topic!! Ye-yeah The book, Yrra, yeah looked like it. I feel warm but I don't know what's going on, I'll meditate on it in the morning!!

>>657728
>>657730
>>657731
>>657776
>Let's talk to Alanna.

Gat - Alanna, Angel told us when we visted them that Quicklings visit people's dreams and feed off their thoughts of "Sin." Not just Lust, but Sin. They're through the broken window, so that should be easy enough to avoid, but their mention of a Quickling was odd--Perhaps, though you had forgotten your past, you were once a Quickling, and now that your magic has awakened, your Quickling spirit did too? Of course, this is just a guess, but if it is true, then you will need to feed on Thoughts of Sin. I would recommend asking Ean and Aedola about it, they might be able to pinpoint the truth better than our one-shot-guess does.

Alanna - I don't think I was feeding... But I guess if I was I wouldn't know... This has never happened before... I just... In the dream I felt... I felt so powerful. So sure of myself... I felt so full of energy. I felt like I had a purpose! But... But I... I don't know... I mean look at me... Helpless... If I needed to, I wouldn't be able to escape this tent on my own... I can't do anything... Worthless... I'm just a poor armless beggar... But in there... In my dream... I felt good, I felt powerful. I fwelt like I was helping like I was meant for something greater! ... But there's no point in fooling myself... I'm no destined fate... Given any power over others, I'd only bring ruin... If I dream of that again, I'll just keep to myself... And if the dreams don't stop... I'll just stay awake...

>_ _ _
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No. 657913 ID: 1cebc8

>>657912
You're not worthless. That power is a destructive and near-uncontrollable weapon in people's dreams. In other words, really super overpowered awesomeness.

The thing is, we don't have many defenses against psychic attacks like that, and some of our enemies might specialize in psychic weaponry (Kaleb, for one).

Keep practicing, see if you can manifest shots while awake. For now, we have a corrupt police commissioner to break. Crepe, you're on point.
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No. 657921 ID: d90668

Oh man Alanna we don't want you to stop using your powers. We want to help you get better at doing that sort of stuff and make sure you are safe doing it.

We have had some dangerous things happen when we went into some peoples minds unaware and we have tons of crazy psychic powers. So if we can help you learn about yours while keeping you safe it will be great. Plus I bet we can learn more about ourself by helping you.

And honestly you went into a lot of dreams and helped people have fun and enjoy themselves tonight. So don't feel bad about it.
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No. 657960 ID: 5e4150

You're not worthless, not to us, never to us and never to those that care for you.

And why horse?
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No. 658037 ID: 939c7f
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658037

>>657913
>>657921
>>657960
Gat - You're not worthless. That power is a destructive and near-uncontrollable weapon in people's dreams.

Alanna - Maybe so, but I would only mess things up... I can only ruin...

Gat - Oh man Alanna we don't want you to stop using your powers. We want to help you get better at doing that sort of stuff and make sure you are safe doing it.

Alanna - I guess... With your guidance maybe I wont ruin everything...

Gat - honestly you went into a lot of dreams and helped people have fun and enjoy themselves tonight. So don't feel bad about it.

Alanna - I just don't understand, why me? What gives me the right to chose who loves who? Who deserves to be blessed? How can I claim to have the right over morals, good and bad, light and darkness. What makes me different, that I can objectively chose what is right and what is wrong? Above free will, above hope, above religion. Why do I, mortal, posses the power to change the world and not the gods... *sigh* maybe I'm thinking this too much...

Gat - why horse?

Alanna - I don't know... I just don't know...

Gat - Keep practicing, see if you can manifest shots while awake.

Alanna - Okay... I will... I'll practice and try to control my powers... Tomorrow, you can come and help me... With your help, maybe we can do some good... For now I'll try to sleep and keep to myself...

>Sleep away the night.
>Drop on Eadoo's dream.
>Drop on other dream.
>_ _ _
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No. 658040 ID: 1cebc8

Find SOMEONE who can track Gorister down. If he gets back to the precinct, they'll start preparing. Likely with an increase in "gathering assets" by finding (relatively) wealthy districts and killing everyone for loot.
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No. 658041 ID: fbc59e

Hrrrm...Other, anyone?
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No. 658049 ID: d6fb37

>>658037
to Eadoo. We have spent more time ordering our King around than, you know, actually talking with them lately. We've been letting her drift dangerously into 'Figurehead' territory, you know.
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No. 658053 ID: 5a02f7

>>658040

No way anyone can track down a fallen Aasimar as long as it's flying. Maybe tomorrow, we can find someone to scry on him, maybe Trixy. For now, though, let it go.

Let's go talk to Eadoo, see how he's doing.

"Sorry it took so long to get around to you; keeping the "subjects" in line is proving much work."
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No. 658183 ID: 9bc28e

>>658049
Oh will you just drop it. He's probably going to be a miniboss latter on.

Eadoo then sleep please.
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No. 658226 ID: 939c7f
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>>658049
>>658053
>>658183
>You travel to Eadoo's Dream

Gat - Sorry it took so long to get around to you; keeping the "subjects" in line is proving much work

>Eadoo's dreamscape seems to be 100% consisting of soft pillow texture, Even the air is soft and manageable, You feel a light pressure all around you, though you have freedom of movement. There is a strong aura of lust and passion in eadoo's dream. A well dressed woman with horns and wings is polishing The kings mighty scepter.

Eadoo - Oh Gatling, Mmnnn Oh don't worry about me, We're all busy~ So how is everything? Any good steps towards securing our kingdom? And what are our plans?
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No. 658229 ID: d6fb37

>>658226

"Hm.. dreamtime dress-up, or did that accusation of being a Succubus have some weight to it, Concu?"
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No. 658301 ID: 1cebc8

Eadoo's getting complacent. This is an early stage so just smack her until she gets up.

Today did NOT go well; you've made enemies of two powerful individuals, who could have been allies. You need to track Gorister or Angel down tomorrow, though the Orange Prism ioun stone should help with that.

Give a full report of all of today's activities, and then get Eadoo's opinion on the situation.
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No. 658330 ID: 3d739e

Disregard succubus, examine house.
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No. 658341 ID: 5f7625

Eadoo's not the only one getting complacent.

Pull the succubus off Eadoo in fact. Succubi are dangerous and we honestly have to be a bit harsh with Eadoo anyway. It's stern lecture time.

Playtime was fun, but if you wanna be king you gotta do more than fuck people. You gotta go out and win the heart of the people, and then you have to build that into a kingdom. This isn't some mystic destiny and the peasants aren't gonna bow to you because you fulfilled some prophecy. Why the hell have you been spending days in bed when there's so much to do? We are supposed to be your advisors, yet you leave it all in our hands? Tomorrow wake up and start to build the kingdom you envisioned and don't let such imps hold you back.
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No. 658356 ID: 939c7f
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>>658301
>>658341
>just smack her until she gets up.

>You threaten to attack the devil but she regresses.

Succubus - Fear not nephilim, I would never harm a king such as this. Even if I wanted to, she is part succubus, It would be fruitless.

>>658229
Gat - [...]Concu?

Succubus - No, not I. Allow me to present myself I am Der-Weg Von Blumen. A pleasure~

Gat - Today did NOT go well; you've made enemies of two powerful individuals, who could have been allies.

Eadoo - Well I appear to have landed us an ally so that breaks even.

Gat - You gotta go out and win the heart of the people, and then you have to build that into a kingdom.

Eadoo - I agree, There is lots to do, and I'm almost done healing from my injuries, I can go out and act even with a closing wound.

Gat - This isn't some mystic destiny and the peasants aren't gonna bow to you because you fulfilled some prophecy.

Eadoo - Well actually, Miss Der-Meg is here on behalf of a very interesting prophecy. I figured however, I'd ask your opinion before jumping headlong into anything...

Meg - Yes, I am from the township of Godoi, or crystal cove as the imperials would call it... We're independent, free of hell and the empire, both... I was sent here to meet with the black fate prince. our oracles believe that she and the nephilim can bridge a kingdom between earth and hell, and finally bring an end to the senseless fewd between it and mortals. The oracle also has high hopes that you might finally bring peace to heaven and hell and end the war, but I personally believe that to be beyond anyone's reach...

Eadoo - See? I wasn't doing "nothing" all day~

Meg - I didn't believe the prophecy myself... Until I saw it with my own eyes... Surely there can be no doubt, this kobold, this king, this is true faith~ ... All the proof the world should ever need, all enclosed within this perfect rod... Can you not see it? Can you not feel it? There is so much contained within... Both mortal and godlike, both pure and raw, man and woman, Angel and devil, righteous and sober. this is truly all of the above...

>The devil starts worshiping the kings rod.

Meg - Contained within, arcane secrets yet to be discovered, divine power that could smite the land and raise the dead. This cock, this phallus, this mountain, It is truly amazing, and take my word for it, I am an expert on dicks~! Might I ask, Where and how did you obtain such power?

Eadoo - Th-the witch of chaos blessed me as an egg. My father asked for a mighty hero with the greatest of destinies, but as a curse, the witch but the spell only in my cock.

Meg - Chaos magic... The very same that forged the fabric of reality... And all of it centered in your manhood... Eadoo, King Eadoo, My king!! This power you wield, is mighty and I see only you to wield it, you have my name and you have my blessings.

>Eadoo seems a little worried by the devils obsession with her penis.

Meg - Come to Godoi and by my name, we will bow. You will find safety and kinship I promise on my immortal soul~

Eadoo - Well thank you Der-Meg. I hope I can live up to your prophesy.

Meg - I have no doubt you will... Nephilim. I'm told you're made of a million and one questions, I will not stay all night, but I'll happily satiate your curiosity.

>_ _ _
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No. 658357 ID: 5a02f7

No need to be that harsh - yes, he needs a little talking to, but something more along the lines of "Eadoo, you need to take a more active role in leading your people. We've handled many issues today, but there will be even more tomorrow.

"And what the hell is a succubus doing here, get out."
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No. 658381 ID: 5869f6

>>658356
Git! Go on, shoo! Out you worthless thing!
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No. 658385 ID: 5a02f7

>>658357

Disregard, as that was typed before the succubus answered.

"You call us Nephilim - what do you know of us?"
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No. 658386 ID: 5f7625

Don't be an idiot, that's a succubus, they tell you what they want to hear. Seriously, it want's us to open a gateway to hell.
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No. 658393 ID: 1cebc8

>>658356
This got weird fast.

Look, we're not stupid. We know there might be more to hell than mortal religion spews out every day, but if anything, that means we have to distrust you even further. Yours is an entire civilization that is more alien to us than this place, and we're not going to make assumptions about hell when we don't even have an inkling of certainty about this planet.

You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself. The chief of police is trying to get back to his precinct. After the interrogation via divine torture, he's NOT going to go easy on us. We only have minutes before he alerts his rent-a-cops and half the city's defenses focus on us rather than the real enemies. If you can capture him and break his will, we'll start listening.

We also need to eviscerate some demon nobles and you'll need to work with both angelic and demonic forces. You're okay with that, right?
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No. 658456 ID: ea0ad9

>>658381
Why are you being so hostile?
>>658393
Thank you, Kome. Caution, honesty, and partial trust are needed.
>You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself.
Though I don't think we should go that far. True, we need to focus on our current enemy before we can visit these potential allies, but allies are not slaves to be ordered around.

We will give you a chance, Der-Meg, but do not expect us to drop our guard as our King-Queen did.
>I'm told you're made of a million and one questions, I will not stay all night, but I'll happily satiate your curiosity.
What brought interest to Crystal Cove of our goals? You are independant, and away from much of the wars.
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No. 658537 ID: d2929c

What do you mean she's part succubus?
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No. 658587 ID: 5a02f7

We need to talk to Ean about this; he's been to Hell. Let's see what he knows of these people... I doubt he has anything good to say about them.
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No. 658615 ID: 939c7f
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658615

>>658385
Gat - You call us Nephilim - what do you know of us?

Meg - I can see your essence, mixed one, You are part angel part devil, part human part beast, part mortal part god. Like King Eadoo's majestic penis, you have blood from many camps and it is this blood that can seal the fractured world. You are made for each other~

>>658537
Gat - What do you mean she's part succubus?

Meg - There is succubus blood flowing though Eadoo's heart, Surely her supernatural abilities have begun to shine? I know not if the blood is generations old or as young as her cock. But it is not just her rod that impresses. Eadoo's soul is mixed with all sorts of play. Her soul is clearly older than it looks. I would ask you have an expert investigate upon it~

>>658456
Gat - What brought interest to Crystal Cove of our goals? You are independant, and away from much of the wars.

Meg - It is true that we live free of trouble, the cove is neigh impenetrable and with the crystals at hand, devils and man can live harmoniously. But dark times are a foot... Our oracles seed from hell, and they know that pit fiends and dark lords are conspiring with the imperial court. The disappearance of the heirs to the throne is no coincidence... There is a devil near the crown... And if it's allegiance is not with the plight of men, then this world may be fucked beyond measure... not even the angels of Magnus can fight a devil wearing the holy crown... they may even be bent to serve a dark lord of hell... the thought...

>>658393
Gat - You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself. The chief of police is trying to get back to his precinct. After the interrogation via divine torture, he's NOT going to go easy on us. [...] If you can capture him and break his will, we'll start listening.

Meg - I Shouldn't of expected you to accept us so easily... My kind is repulsive to you I know, and born from a line of liars, I won't hold it against you in the slightest. You are right to distrust me. I am a devil after all... And I would be glad to serve a wiser king than a brash one... Learn to follow the advice of advisers little king~ ... I will organize a task force to search and apprehend the guard captain and bring him to you. But I must warn you, the people of Godoi have rules about these kind of things, we oppose killing when peaceful measures are possible, and we cannot stand by long term imprisonment... it is simply not our way...

Gat - you'll need to work with both angelic and demonic forces. You're okay with that, right?

Meg - Of course, one is measured by his actions and contributions, not blood or nobility. That is our way... I however ask that you have the king's soul investigated by experts. You may not believe me now, but when you see what I see, you will understand why I bow so eagerly... An expert of the arcane, A chosen of the divine, A Master of souls, a lord of legends, one close to gods and one close to devils. Have these men and women inspect the kings Majestic tool and you will see what I see... In the mean time, your king is still hard and needs satiation, see to it Nephilim~

>The woman disappears.
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No. 658633 ID: 0ee153

Don't touch it ourselves. Leave it to, say, Alanna or another skilled mage just in case it's a trap of some sort. If Eadoo objects, remind her that anticipation makes the result all the sweeter.
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No. 658649 ID: 1cebc8

She gives "Egg on your face" a whole different meaning, given the level of [[King's Staff]] worship she showed. Is there some kind of precedent for royal rituals involving eggs, or is this going to get weird?

And speaking of which have Crepe bring one of Angel's alternate personalities - screw it, bring as many as she can find - and Ean, and have them [[break the staff]], [[ride the centaur]], [[incomprehensible jargon of sexual context]].
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No. 658651 ID: 5f7625

lets handle this problem ourselves. I like Eadoo much more than that other bold you all seem so horny for.
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No. 658714 ID: 5a02f7

How could she have all that on her face and Eadoo still not be done? My king, you are insatiable!

We can take care of this ourselves; no need to get someone else involved.
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No. 658718 ID: 0c255a

Lets not have anything to do with this, someone else can handle it.
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No. 658719 ID: af9f20

Nope, dont want to do that. Let's find someone else to do it, I'm sure someone will be willing.
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No. 658751 ID: 0b04d9

Shenzi, Crepe or Bacon. But let's stick around to watch. Who knows. Maybe there is something to see.
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No. 658778 ID: 30d1d0

Now now children, clearly the only sensible choice is to have someone else do it and also help eadoo personally. Trixy's a good candidate as she can probably dream walk and can identify eadoos dick for demon traps. we of course should help, as his right hand. But we should appear as a kobold version of our selfs to avoid bothering some of us. Also kobold threesome. Or at least I think it's a solid plan
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No. 658872 ID: ea0ad9

Clearly the means to solve a problem that persisted through all of that is to work from both ends, though I suspect Der-Meg may have blessed him with additional stamina to allow for it. Still, Eadoo has always thought highly of us, so let us take the Man's role and appeal to her womanhood, while our hands can assist the manhood.
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No. 658877 ID: 5f7625

yeah, that sounds like a good idea to me. Lets go for the double whammy.

Also, to the rest of you... demon traps? You think the succubus cursed dream-eadoos cock? For all the stupid charge in first shit you guys do you are awfully cautious at the strangest of times.
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No. 658926 ID: 2909b0

Let's knock it off with the sex for now. Find someone else to handle it.
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No. 658983 ID: 5f7625

Nsh, lets handle it ourselves. Lets face facts, we've been wanting to give Eadoo a good seeing to for some time, we just didn't have a solid enough form to do it. Time for a hemaphroditic sex party.
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No. 659003 ID: b8ceae

>>658983
If you want to do THAT then call in Trixie.
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No. 659033 ID: 5f7625

Nah, I can't stand trixy and she's stupid drunk. I don't see any reason to involve her.
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No. 659081 ID: 939c7f
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659081

Don't worry too much all you nay Sayers, There's nothing left of importance to do before the chapter ends. And next chapter might not be for a while, so just some fun sexy times for fun~

Get someone to do it
>>659003
>>658778
>>658751
>>658719
>>658718
>>658649
>>658633
7

Lets do it ourselfs
>>658983
>>658877
>>658872
>>658778
>>658714
>>658651
6

Don't to it
>>658633
>>658718
>>658719
>>658926
4

>You quickly jump over to Trixy's dream and find her playing a miniwargame with a figment of yourself. you offer her to help relieve the king, which she happily accepts~ She focuses and invites herself to Eadoo's dream.

Trixy - Ooohh~ neat pillow universe.

Eadoo - Oh Trixy, glad to see you, I feel it would be a little weird to get it on with Gatling, without you.

Trixy - I'm flattered, But Master is more than welcome to play with whoever he chooses, my lord~ Though I am grateful I was invited.

>Leave it to [...] skilled mage just in case it's a trap of some sort

>Trixy casts detect magic and observes Eadoos fat cock.

Trixy - Oh wow~ It's not trapped or hexed, but there's some crazy arcane mojo going on. It's like if her dick is some sort of powerful catalyst... I'll have to study this next time we meet. Remind me okay?

>we should appear as a kobold version of yourselfs

>You alter your image to appear as a cutebold version of yourselfs and sits in next to Eadoo, Trixy quickly hops in between you and snuggles in close.

Trixy - So my lords, how are we gonna play this?

Eadoo - Well, I wont lie, the way you talk makes me wanna give you a mouthful.

Trixy - Tehee~ shut me up for once?

Eadoo - Heh Yeah...

Trixy - I could grow one too, if either of you want some action~

Eadoo - Gat what you think?

I'll draw a pick or two for funsies, maybe a money shot. consider it a free commission

>_ _ _
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No. 659118 ID: 1cebc8

Explosions. Because Mr. T***** said so.

I don't care how it works, just explosion already.
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No. 659132 ID: 685f37

We are the cutest bold!

Also man train? or Trix spitroast?┐ ( •_•)┌
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No. 659193 ID: e2a393

Well, what goes around, comes around.
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No. 659409 ID: d4a543

King sandwich, as follows:

Eadoo, take Trixy from behind. Gat, take Eadoo from behind. Trixy, shift your arms into long branching tentacles and stick them everywhere not otherwise accounted for.
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No. 659923 ID: 939c7f
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659923

>>659132
>We are the cutest bold!

>this form seems somewhat native to you, perhaps you've devoured many bolds? You can assume this spiritual form at will.

>You shuffle around and get each other ready for action, the king takes great pleasure in using Trixy's horns for leverage. Meanwhile you plow her tight honeypot. You can feel it's stuff creamy from the last dream. As you pound the cute bold, you slap her rump hard, leaving a red mark.

Trixy - Moans over Eadoo's rod

Eadoo - Hey, why'd you slap her? that's not nice.

Trixy - *giggles* No it's okay, I like it.

Eadoo - oh... euh.. okay?

>Eadoo rears back and slaps Trixy in the face... There's a pause and eadoo blushes, but it's broken my Trixy's laughter.

Eadoo - Heh heh? Di-did I do it right?

Trixy - It's alright, heheh... Don't worry about it~
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No. 659925 ID: 46df9e

Now don't leave a lady unattended; give Trixie a reach around.
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No. 659995 ID: 966b42

>Eadoo rears back and slaps Trixy in the face... There's a pause and Eadoo blushes, but it's broken my Trixy's laughter.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TRULY YOU ARE TO BE THE GREATEST KING EADOO HA HA HA HA we clearly need to teach you some stuff...well no time like the present ITS BONDAGE TIME!
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No. 660053 ID: 1cebc8

Okay, you want weird? I found this somewhere. Just refuse if you don't like this:

Have Trixy elongate her [[cat]] so that it looks like a [[junglefowl]], and then she will penetrate Eadoo's [[donkey]] until the [[top]] reaches her esophagus, and then Gatling will stick his [[Popsicle]] in Eadoo's mouth and @#$% Trixy from inside Eadoo.

Followed by explosion.
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No. 660123 ID: a24dfa

How about we get a double dip of dick girl tip.
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No. 660350 ID: 939c7f
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>>659995
Gat - we clearly need to teach you some stuff...well no time like the present ITS BONDAGE TIME!

Eadoo - Bondage? What would that mean?

Trixy - It's when you tie a partner up and make them your plaything~ *giggle*

Eadoo - Oh~ Hmmmnn... Say Trixy, teach me about bondage by making Gatling your plaything~

>Trixy blushes bright red.

Trixy - Well I do have strict orders to follow your orders~

Before you can reply the mischievous mage conjures a ballgag in your mouth and binds you with a powerful figment, tying your arms behind your back, locking a collar to your neck and binding your cock with a ring. hoisting your rump in the air...

Eadoo - Mmnn, I see why you love him so much~

Trixy - Teehee and he's all mine~

The bolds take turn slapping your ass hard, coating your rump with bright red marks, occasionally fingering you and squeezing your balls. Mocking you and treating you like a dog.

>>660123
Before long the two kobold have pushed you down and started having their way with you as their pet. Trixy ravishes your honeypot while Eadoo invades your backdoor. driven by lust the two gals arrive a few times rather messily, all the while Trixy lovingly stokes your rod, while the ring deprives you of much needed release.

Eadoo - MMmnnn I think I'm all out~

Trixy - Yeah... Even dreams have limits. Hhmmm~ poor Gatling...

The horned kobold wraps her lips around your shaft and pulls the ring off, immediately firing multiple pent up loads into her gullet... She slowly swallows and gives you a look of pure satisfaction.


Eadoo - *yawn* that was fun~ Lets play again sometime.

Trixy - Next time lets do it for real~

>Trixy unbinds you and pulls you into her mind, crawls into bed and beckons you to sleep with her.

>_ _ _
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No. 660351 ID: 1cebc8

Stay awake, stay alive.

Do a patrol around the town, see if anyone's trying to kill anyone else.
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No. 660459 ID: 5a02f7

Sleep. We've deserved it.
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No. 660592 ID: 939c7f
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660592

>>660351
>You do a quick survey of the streets and find it rather calm and free of danger. you spot a cat that looks like it might scratch, but it's mostly tame...

>>660459
>you cuddle up to the little white fluffball and drift off to sleep...
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No. 660594 ID: 1cebc8

When you wake up

Stab furball

Possess furball

Go to police station

Dance

Badly
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No. 660611 ID: 939c7f
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660611

>Flying over the forest the bleeding demon clutches his chest as long horns grow at a rapid rate. overcome by pain the man screams loud and plummets to the ground, crash landing with a deafening howl, picking up a plume of dust and dirt! Her shambles to his feet relocating his joints and lamenting over his new deformed shape...

Gorister - my life... My life slipping... slipped away... my perfect world... shit... shit shit shit... it's all shit! the whole of the world is a great black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it... But not for long~

Hel - Are you sure your spell worked, master Dethl?

Dethl - of course it worked Hel, don't doubt me. it's just confused.

>Gorister notices the mob of gnolls behind the cloud of dust, acting as if he knew they were there the entire time, continuing his ensuing musical number...

Gorister - They all deserve to die~ tell you why mister Dethl, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, mister Dethl, there are two kinds of men and only two. there's the one standing put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other mans face, Yes they all deserve to die!! Even you mister Dethl even I!

Hel - Well he's a live one.

Dethl - Indeed... Devil, will you bind a contract with us? we have a number of men who would give their soul for vengeance.

Gorister - Vengence? who exactly..

Dethl - The false king Eadoo, and it's vile pet Gatling, the eater of souls.

Gorister - Eadoo... Gatling... He... Haha... AHAHAHAHAahhh!! Yes my friends! yes! You have summoned the right devil!!
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No. 660612 ID: 939c7f
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>Goristers smile swirls into a wicked smirk content now to be called devil.

Gorister - I happen to know where these individuals reside~ and I know their weaknesses...

Hel - good fate~

Dethl - Flawless, see? I am the greatest after all~

Hel - never doubted you!

>Gorister writes up a binding contract, almost by instinct, off of a parchment that he pulls from thin air...

Gorister - They all deserve to die! because the live of the wicked should be made brief, for the rest of us death will be relief we all Deserve To Die! ... Alright! you sir, how about a deal~ come on, trust me, your good friend Gorry~ You sir? two sir? Gentlemen don't be shy, We will have vengence~ we will have salvation~!

>The beastmen stare awkwardly at the man sing and dance alone among the gnolls.

Gorister - Who sir? you sir? No one's in the deal, come on come on... you sir? anybody! gentlemen now don't be shy... Not one man, no nor ten men, nor a hundred can assuage me! We will have them! But the work waits... I'M ALIVE AT LAST!! And I'm full of joy!

>the gnolls look worried, doubting his state and fretting over their souls.

Dethl - Excuse me, Gorry was it? what exactly is it you ask in that contract?

Gorry - Power... I want power... serve me... all of you will serve me and we shall have our vengence... we shall carve a perfect slice of this world! those who oppose us will lie dead at our feet and we will bathe in their blood as champions!! We will hear the lamentations of the women and take everything that we desire! We know what must be done, and nothing can oppose our will!

>This riles the monsters into a frenzy!

Dethl - And were is the king? that we may take our bloody vengeance?

Gorry - In a small defenseless town... named Kojiro~

Hel - Kojiro is four days march from here. will they be staying there?

Gorry - Hehehe~ yes... they will be...

-Chapter End-
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No. 660613 ID: ad936f

God damn it, I knew we should've eaten his soul while we had the chance. I bet it would've tasted like honey nut cheerios. Our taking down the town guard operation could've gone so much easier. We probably would've gotten a cool perk too while we were at it. In the future we should spend less time attempting to redeem the unredeemable, and more time doing stuff that will actually help us toward our goals.
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No. 660616 ID: 1cebc8

>>660612
...

Gorister is binding their souls...

We can use this.

We have four days to set up an ambush. If we can dominate Gorister before he makes it to town, that entire army of vengeance-filled crack heads is ours to command.

Let's do this.

OrangeIounStone.Ask("What are the terms of Gorister's Contracts");
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No. 660678 ID: 958ffe

>>660616
um..we don't actually know any of this is happening. Its kind of like a cut scene/ exposition thing that i don't actually know the correct slang/name for(fluff?). Us /quest/ see this stuff but the characters in story don't know shit.
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No. 660718 ID: 1cebc8

>>660678
I think this is one of those cliché prophetic dreams that tells us everything we need to know about our worst enemies. Either way, we were going to prepare for an ambush from Gorister's forces.
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No. 660725 ID: 5f7625

I think we have bigger fish to fry in the immediate sense. We have nothing but our motley crew of what, 20? There's no law here, we need to consolidate power immediately and start rallying for what we know is coming.

Also don't forget this is just ONE enemy we have. Martin is going to be back leading an army soon, and if there really are demons at this castle they have to have figure out we are here by now.
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