Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)17:53 No. 601361 ID: e0ae48
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YOU OPEN YOUR EYES TO SEE TWO BLACK, LIFELESS LENSES STARING BACK AT YOU.

>"Vake up, little one. Naptime has konkluded."

IT IS YOUR FOSTER-MOTHER, MIRA. AS REPAYMENT FOR SPARING HER LIFE AND BRINGING HER BACK TO CLAPISTAN WITH YOU, SHE HAS DEDICATED HER TIME TO YOUR RE-UPBRINGING.

WHILE HER ASPIRATION TO WORK IN MARKETING AND SELL SNACK FOODS TO "MORBIDLY OBESE CAPITALIST PIGS," AS SHE PUT IT, DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT, SHE MADE AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF MONEY SELLING THE

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT SHE INHERITED AFTER THE DEATH OF LENINOV. THE INTEREST GENERATED FROM THIS MONEY HAS PROVIDED A STABLE INCOME FOR HER TO COMFORTABLY RAISE YOU.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)17:54 No. 601362 ID: e0ae48
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MIRA HAS STRUGGLED WITH INTEGRATION INTO HER NEW CULTURE, BUT SHE HAS TRIED HER BEST, AND YOU CAN'T FAULT HER FOR THAT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN STRANGE TO EXPERIENCE FREEDOM FOR THE FIRST TIME.

SHE EVEN CHANGED HER LAST NAME TO "WASHINGTOV," IN HONOUR OF ONE OF CLAPISTAN'S GREATEST HEROES.

YOU BOUGHT A SMALL FARM IN RURAL GUNTUCKY, WHERE YOU BOTH NOW LIVE. IT IS A PEACEFUL PLACE, AND MIRA HAS ENJOYED SELLING PRODUCE AT THE FARMERS' MARKET.


>"Are you ready for feedink, bartner?"

OH GOOD. YOUR SLEEP HAD MADE YOU HUNGRY, AND THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE MILK ON A WARM SUMMER'S AFTERNOON.

>"Zhere is only enough room on zis farm for one of us. I am goink to take you in, skoundrel."

MIRA IS PRETENDING TO BE A SHERIFF. THIS MAKES YOU GIGGLE CHILDISHLY.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)17:54 No. 601363 ID: e0ae48
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>"DRAW!"

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)17:54 No. 601364 ID: e0ae48
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TONIGHT, MIRA IS GOING ON A DATE.

YOU DON'T MIND. SHE IS STILL QUITE YOUNG HERSELF, AND IT WOULD BE WRONG TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER. SHE HAS BEEN WORKING HARD, AND DESERVES TO ENJOY HERSELF SOMETIMES. BESIDES, WHAT IS ONE

NIGHT?

SHE HAS HIRED YOU A BODYGUARD FOR THE EVENING. A KID NAMED "GUY." HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT HE SAYS HE WANTS TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE AND LEARN TO FIGHT ON THE STREETS.

MIRA EXPLAINS TO GUY HOW TO FEED YOU, WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU CRY, AND WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE IN BED (7PM - THAT'S GODDAMN BULLSHIT). YOU ARE ANNOYED THAT MIRA DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHAT TO DO IN THE

EVENT OF A COMMIE FAG INVASION, OR HOW TO DISARM TRIPWIRES. HOPEFULLY IT WON'T CAUSE PROBLEMS.

YOU AND GUY WAVE TO MIRA AS SHE LEAVES OUT THE FRONT DOOR.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)17:55 No. 601365 ID: e0ae48
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YOU ARE SLEEPING. A LOUD CRASHING SOUND IN ANOTHER ROOM AWAKENS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Cutscene end.

>>601365
Bawl loudl- NO. Resist your baby impulses! It is time for man action like the grown-up man you will be again someday!

Crawl like you mean it. Grab the pointiest toy you have and crawl out there to get eyes on the situation.

HEY GUY, CHECK THE PERIMETER.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)18:55 No. 601372 ID: e0ae48
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YOU GRAB THE POINTIEST TOY YOU HAVE.

IT'S CHUCK THE PENCIL. WHEN YOU PRESS A BUTTON ON HIS BACK, HIS EYES LIGHT UP AND HE SAYS FUNNY LINES.

>"I'M GONNA ERASE YOU!"

THAT WAS A BIT LOUD.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)18:55 No. 601373 ID: e0ae48
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YOU CAN'T CALL OUT FOR CHUCK BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE QUIET FOR NOW, BUT YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO BED, HE WAS WATCHING TELEVISION IN THE LIVING ROOM.

IDIOT. THE STUPID KID IS ASLEEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS. IT COULD BE A GODDAMN HOME INVASION. HE ALSO PUT HIS BOOTS UP ON MIRA'S LEATHER SOFA.

Why haven't you gotten a replacement KILLING GUN AND POUCHES, by the way?

That kid is USELESS. looks like you'll have to investigate on your own.

>>601373
Crawl up on the couch and stare at his face until he wakes up. Then tell him (quietly) to be quiet. You heard a crashing noise like someone broke in.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)20:19 No. 601389 ID: e0ae48
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>>601374

YOU ACTUALLY STILL HAVE YOUR KILLING GUN, BUT IT'S FAR TOO BIG TO WIELD AT YOUR CURRENT AGE. IT EASILY SURPASSES YOUR OWN BODY MASS.

MIRA ORDERED A NEW POUCH BELT FROM THE INTERNET, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY ONLY COME IN ONE SIZE: FREEDOM HERO. SO YOU WILL NEED TO GROW INTO IT. IN THE MEAN TIME, SHE MADE YOU A SMALL POUCH VEST. WHILE IT DOESN'T HAVE AS MANY POUCHES AS YOU PREFER, YOU APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT.

>>601376

YOU CLIMB UP ON THE COUCH AND LOOK AT GUY, RIGHT IN THE FACE.

YOU GET REALLY GODDAMN CLOSE. BUT NOT TOO CLOSE; YOU'RE NO QUEER.

HE WAKES UP STARTLED, AND LETS OUT A LITTLE PEEP. YOU HUSH HIM, AND EXPLAIN THE SITUATION.

GUY IS STRESSING OUT OVER THIS. HE DOESN'T THINK HE CAN HANDLE COMMIE FAGS. I DON'T THINK I CAN WORK WITH HIM THIS WAY. HE NEEDS DISCIPLINE.

Slap him in the face until he mans up.

Teach him how to be a man. This will give him the cleverness and brutality he needs to succeed.
Dare I even say...
The Guile.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)23:09 No. 601444 ID: e0ae48
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GOD DAMN IT, GUY!

THIS IS NO TIME TO ACT LIKE SOME KIND OF FAG. OUR FREEDOM IS AT STAKE, HERE. ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE ON THE COUCH AND LET IT GO?

WELL?

HE BABBLES.

>"But but -"

NO, GUY. NO. MAN UP, FAGGOT.

YOU JAB AT HIM WITH CHUCK THE PENCIL. GUY FLAILS AND TRIES DEFEND HIMSELF INEFFECTUALLY, HIS HANDS GETTING POKED AS HE RAISES THEM TO PROTECT HIS ARMS AND SIDES.

YOU WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE MANS UP AND AGREES TO DEFEND THIS HOUSEHOLD - AND THIS NATION!


YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMP THE BUTTON ON THE BACK OF CHUCK.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/10(Mon)23:09 No. 601445 ID: e0ae48
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>"THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!


...


THAT WAS GODDAMN LOUD.

YOU HEAR ANOTHER CRASH FROM UP IN THE HALLWAY. YOU THINK -WHOEVER IT IS- MUST HAVE HEARD YOUR ACTION FIGURE'S OBTUSE YELLING. YOU HAVE ABOUT TWO SECONDS TO THINK OF A PLAN. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THREAT IS, OR HOW MANY IN NUMBER, BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU ACT SMART. YOU THINK GUY HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON FOR NOW.

>>601445
Have him carry you on his shoulders! You shall work as a team! Instruct him on the proper military maneuvers for advancing from cover and all that. Peek around corners, etc. Get an eye on the threat, then you can figure out how to deal with it. Most likely with violence. Extreme violence.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/11(Tue)00:32 No. 601493 ID: e0ae48
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YOU TELL GUY TO LIFT YOU ONTO HIS SHOULDERS. YOU CAN DIRECT HIM THIS WAY WHILE BEING MORE MOBILE YOURSELF.

YOU FOLLOW THE CRASH TO THE KITCHEN, WHERE RATTLING IS EMANATING FROM. YOU PEEK YOUR MANLY, FAR-SPACED EYES AROUND THE CORNER.

DISGUSTING!

ORIENTALS ARE IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS. THEY ARE NONE OTHER THAN THE "SUPER-ELITE COMMUNIST KILL SQUAD" (SECKS), FROM EASTERN COMMUNIST PROVINCE. THIS ONE IS RATTLING THROUGH THE CUPBOARDS. HE PICKS UP HIS RADIO AND TALKS TO IT IN HIS COMMIE BASTARD LANGUAGE.

>"指揮官，拍手袋豬是不是在這裡。我會檢查樓上。我不喜歡這個的。我想在家裡與我的觸手色情。"

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID, BUT YOU BET IT INVOLVED THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR PEACEFUL AND FREE WAY OF LIFE.

YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL, THERE MIGHT BE OTHERS.

there being more is a good thing. you only know things that help you kill them, and you know that the more ninjas there are the weaker they get.

>>601493
Have him throw you onto the ninja! Then you can make with the stabbing and biting and choking. Try to make it quiet.

>>601495

He is right, Ninja's when detected are at their weakest if they don't know where the enemy is. Proceed to stabby!

>>601493
Sneak up on him and shove that pencil right up his ass! Then he will probably commit sudoku out of shame.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/11(Tue)16:49 No. 601621 ID: 490784
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YOU GET GUY TO THROW YOU ONTO THE COMMIE BASTARD.

>>601510

YOU WILL NOT PUT CHUCK THE PENCIL UP HIS COMMIE ASS! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF QUEER?

THE COMMIE BASTARD CRIES OUT.

>"帮帮我！眼袋的英雄是在我的头上。得到它！得到它！"


HE TRIES TO REACH YOU, BUT HIS RIDICULOUS HAT LIMITS HIS REACH. YOU USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO STAB HIM IN THE EYES.

>"ARRRGH！骯髒及其西方資本主義卡住陰莖娃娃我的眼睛。我瞎了！幫幫我吧！"

HE SHOOTS HIS PISSY ORIENTAL GUN INTO THE CEILING! IDIOT, THAT CEILING COST GOOD MONEY.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/11(Tue)16:51 No. 601623 ID: 490784
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THE KITCHEN WINDOWS BREAK AND MORE COMMIE BASTARDS JOIN THE FRAY. GODDAMN IT! YOU'RE GONNA SUE THESE BASTARDS FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE... IF YOU DON'T KILL THEM FIRST.

YOU NEED TO TAKE THEM OUT QUICKLY OR ELSE YOU AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE GODDAMN SWISS CHEESE.

>>601623
Make the stabbed one shoot the others by grabbing his hand, or just grab his gun and use it to shoot them.

Commie's love to share, Share that GUN'S BULLETS into ENEMY FACES.

Enact secret plan: Return to Commie Sender. In which you shoot as many commies as you can with the other commie's gun, be sure to say something witty.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/12(Wed)06:29 No. 601762 ID: 490784
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YOU GRAB THE HAND OF THE COMMUNIST YOU ARE CLIMBING ON, AND DIRECT HIS CONSTANTLY-FIRING SIDEARM INTO HIS APPROACHING COMMIE BASTARD FRIENDS.

YOU TRY TO THINK OF A ONE LINER, BUT YOU INSTEAD KNOCK THE BUTTON ON CHUCK, AND HIS EYES LIGHT UP AGAIN.

>"TIME TO RUB ONE OUT...!

...IT IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF AT THIS TIME.

YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS INTERRUPTED BY AN EAR-SPLITTING GIRL SCREAM.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/12(Wed)06:29 No. 601763 ID: 490784
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THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS HAVE GOT GUY. THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HIS FREEDOM!

>"不，你必須跟我們走。它是不安全的平民在這裡，停止尖叫，請夫人。"

GODDAMN IT! THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE HIM SPEAK THEIR GODDAMN QUEER COMMIE LANGUAGE.

YOU HAD BETTER THINK OF SOMETHING FAST, YOUR ""FRIEND"" HERE, IS OUT OF BULLETS. YOU GUESS THEY HADN'T ACCOUNTED FOR FIGHTING A HERO OF LIBERTY.

They're OBVIOUSLY trying to capture him! Use your knife throwing skills to fling Chuck towards the one holding Guy! If it misses, it will either hit the other one, or Guy himself, so there's no way it can fail! Be sure to hit the button on Chuck first, for added damage.

DEAD-LOCK YOUR POWERFUL EYES ON TO THE LEFT ONE CAUSING HIS WEAK EASTERN MIND TO FORCEFULLY EXPLODE, IN A TOUGH NON-FAGGY WAY. THEN THROW THAT TOY OF DEATH LIKE THE PRO YOU ARE.

The guy you're on top of has a sword too. Use that to kill more dudes.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/13(Thu)18:14 No. 602132 ID: 490784
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YES, THE COMMIE SWORD.


LIKE A NOBLE EAGLE, YOU USE YOUR KEEN FAR-SPACED EYES TO CALCULATE THE REQUIRED TRAJECTORY FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS OF THE THROWN SWORD.

YOU THROW THE SWORD IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT IMPALES BOTH COMMIE BASTARDS AT ONCE. BULLSEYE!

GUY IS SAFE (AND FREE) FOR NOW.

YOU HEAR A RUMBLING FROM THE DISTANCE.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/13(Thu)18:14 No. 602133 ID: 490784
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A GODDAMN COMMIE APC CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL. THAT WALL JUST GOT PAINTED GODDAMN IT. YOU'RE GONNA SUE THAT GODDAMN COMMIE GOVERNMENT FOR EVERY CENT THEY HAVE.

THE APC TRIES TO SHOOT YOU, BUT NATURALLY YOU DO NOT GET HURT AT ALL.

>"嘿，你被捕了年輕袋的戰士。放下你的戰鬥假陽具，我們不需要打仗。"

HEY! YOU AREN'T GOING TO STAND ASIDE AND LET THEM RIDICULE YOU OR YOUR COUNTRY LIKE THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THESE GODDAMN QUEERS REGRET BEING BORN. EXCEPT YOU ARE OUT OF GUNS AND DON'T HAVE ANTI-TANK WEAPONS ON YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU HAD BETTER THINK OF A WAY TO TAKE CARE OF THIS, OR ELSE THEY ARE GOING TO DAMAGE YOUR HOUSE EVEN MORE. IT'S BASICALLY AN INSURANCE NIGHTMARE AT THIS POINT.

Make the most ear-splitting babby crying noises ever.

Remember your origins as a baby, you are a champion of anal shitspewing combat, so shit goop at the tanks wheels to make it crash. Then fuck up the ones who were driving it if they don't explode.

throw chuck through the driver window slit. so it careens out of control.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/15(Sat)17:48 No. 602557 ID: 490784
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WITH ONE POWERFUL, FINAL THROW, YOU LAUNCH CHUCK THE PENCIL INTO THE VIEWING SLIT OF THE APC WITH LEGENDARY ACCURACY.

CHUCK'S EYES LIGHT UP ONE FINAL TIME.

>"I'M GOING TO WRITE MYSELF INTO HISTORY!"

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/15(Sat)17:49 No. 602558 ID: 490784
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THE APC EXPLODES IN AN EARTH-SHATTERING BLAST THAT TEARS DOWN THE REST OF YOUR HOME. BUT THIS IS NOT OVER.

A LOUD ROAR BOOMS THROUGH THE WARM NIGHT AIR.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/15(Sat)17:49 No. 602559 ID: 490784
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GOD DAMN IT!

IT IS CHAIRMAN COMMUNAX, THE VILE WARLORD OF THE COMMUNIST ARMY. A COMMIE BASTARD GREATER THAN NO OTHER. HIS GARGANTUAN COMMUNIST FORM EMERGES THROUGH THE TOWERING FLAMES OF YOUR BURNING HOME.

IF YOU DO NOT DEFEAT HIM, HE WILL DESTROY YOU, AND THE SHADOW OF COMMUNISM WILL SPREAD OVER YOUR BELOVED LAND OF LIBERTY™.

>>602559
Engage him in ideological debate.

Tell him how weak he his WITH YOUR FIS- actually TELL HIM WITH BULLETS (so pick a commie gun and use it for FREEDOM)

Check on Guy! Don't let them send him off to the country while you're not looking!

>>602802
Purchase the gun, thus making it a capitalist product and cleansing it of communist weakness.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/16(Sun)19:34 No. 603070 ID: 490784
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>>602563

YOU WANT TO DESTROY HIM, BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF WEAPONS, YOU HAVE TO INSTEAD RELY ON SOMETHING ELSE:

*SHUDDER*

YOUR WITS.



"HEY!"

>"它是什麼做的？"

YOU POINT OUT TO COMMUNAX WITH A SMALL, HEAVILY MUSCLED FINGER.

"IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY ME AND MY BRAVE, FREE LAND, THEN YOU HAVE TO JUSTIFY WHY YOUR FAGGY COMMUNIST IDEOLOGY IS SUPERIOR."


COMMUNAX PAUSES TO RESPOND. HIS TOWERING ARMOURED FIGURE IS A BLACK SILHOUETTE IN THE FLAMES.


>"VERY EASY. IN YOUR SOCIETY, PEOPLE ARE POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND SOME PEOPLE VERY RICH. THEY MONEY CAN BE USED TO HELP THE COMMUNITY AND POOR. ARR THE PEOPLE ARE HOUSING AND FOOD. THE RUXURY OF FEW IS SACRIFICE FOR GOOD OF MANY."


DAMN IT! YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING HIM TO RESPOND THIS QUICK. YOU WERE HOPING TO DISTRACT HIM LONG ENOUGH TO BUY A GUN OFF OF ONE OF THE FALLEN COMMIES.

>"SO WHY YOU USE SUCH TERRIBLE SYSTEM WHAT ONLY BENEFIT SOME PERSON?"

>>603070
Because money is the sole measure of worth of a person, obviously.

because FREEDOM, the rich obtained their money freely. and freedom is the greatest gift. would rather be poor and free than communist.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/17(Mon)17:07 No. 603282 ID: 490784
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YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY.

"BECAUSE FREEDOM IS THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL. THOSE PEOPLE WHO MADE LOTS OF MONEY ARE FREE TO DO THAT! THEY ARE BETTER THAN POOR PEOPLE. BEING POOR IS A CHOICE."

>"YOU ARE ONLY SAY THIS BECAUSE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND FEELING OF POVERTY. IF YOU LIVE ON WELFARE YOU NOT ABLE TO AFFORD CYBORG EYE. HOW YOU LIKE THAT? NOT BE ABLE TO SEE PEOPLE HEARTBEAT OR ENEMY HEAT SIGNATURE?"

YOU ARE SHOCKED BY HIS KNOWLEDGE.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY EYE?"

>"COMMUNIST SPY EVERYWHERE IN FREE LIBERTY LAND. YOU NO HIDE SECRET FROM US."


YOU CONTINUE TO ARGUE WITH CHAIRMAN COMMUNAX, BUT HIS CONVICTION AND ADMITTEDLY SOLID REASONING MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO PRODUCE GOOD COUNTER-ARGUMENTS. YOU WORRY YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE THIS.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/17(Mon)17:07 No. 603283 ID: 490784
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YOU HEAR ELECTRICITY CRACKLING BEHIND YOU. FROM A GREAT SPHERE OF LIGHTNING, THAT IS IN NO WAY A RIPOFF OF A FAMOUS MOVIE SERIES, APPEARS A MAN, YOU CANNOT QUITE MAKE OUT WHO HE IS.


IT'S.... IT'S..

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/17(Mon)17:08 No. 603284 ID: 490784
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YOU?


IT IS YOURSELF. BUT DIFFERENT. THE UNMISTAKABLE KILLING GUN™ IN HIS HANDS, YET IN A DISTINCTLY FUTURISTIC OUTFIT. WHY ON BLOODEARTH WOULD YOU WANT TO VISIT YOURSELF AT THIS TIME? THE MOST BORING TIME OF YOUR LIFE: RE-CHILDHOOD.

Sorry this isn't very suggestible. I just didn't want to cutscene through here without reader input.

obviously to destroy the boring!

Hey, future me. Nice cyber-arms. Do you lose them in glorious battle? Or was it voluntary?

psst, got any lottery numbers or stock info?

Hmmm, he's got the RED WHITE AND BLUE down for FREEDOM colors, but he's got EAGLE on COMMUNISTIC BACKGROUND.

Make sure that's an Eagle on Blood stained Communists, rather then Secret Cyborg Communistic You.

Future you is here to convince him for present you... WITH BULLETS.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/18(Tue)23:40 No. 603685 ID: 490784
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FUTURE YOU IS HERE TO HELP.

>"IF YOU LOSE THIS DEBATE, THIS GLORIOUS LAND OF FREEDOM WILL FALL TO COMMUNIST HANDS. SINCE COMMUNAX'S ARGUMENTS WOULD PERSUADE YOU TO PUT ASIDE YOUR CONVICTION AGAINST COMMUNISM, I AM HERE TO HELP YOU WIN THE DEBATE WITH SOME OF OUR TOOLS OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY."

YOU HAND YOURSELF A CASE LABELED "CONTROL." YOU OPEN IT UP TO SEE THAT IT IS A SMALL COMPUTER. THERE IS A SCREEN, AND SOME CONTROL PADS AND WHATNOT.

>"LOOK UP TO THE SKY."

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/18(Tue)23:41 No. 603686 ID: 490784
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...OH.



WELL BEFORE YOU USE IT, YOU HAD BETTER MAKE SURE, YOU, YOU AND GUY AREN'T WITHIN THE RADIUS OF THE DEADLY MISSILES KNOWN AS "FRAG EAGLES," OR "FREEGLES," OR "FAGGLES."


THE PROBLEM IS GETTING AWAY. THE CHAIRMAN'S LEGS ARE MUCH LONGER THAN YOUR TINY BABY LEGS AND HE COULD EASILY CATCH UP WITH YOU AND DEBATE FURTHER.

Borrow Guy's car.

If you're not willing to bomb your own position then you're not willing to WIN. Prove once and for all that DEMOCRACY is stronger!

Just hit the 'commie seeking' switch and let loose on them, have future you grab you and run.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/26(Wed)20:39 No. 605950 ID: 249f3d
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>"SHOOT IT. IT CAN ONLY HURT PEOPLE NOT PROTECTED BY DEMOCRACY."

HE HANDS A FREEDOM FLAG TO YOU AND GUY.

>"BUT YOU NEED TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE FREE. WRAP THIS AROUND YOURSELF AND IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE DEMOCRACY THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE."

"BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?"

>"THIS WAS A SUICIDE MISSION TO BEGIN WITH."




YOU PRESS THE BUTTON.

THE REST OF THE HOUSE IS DISINTEGRATED IN A BLAST THAT LIGHTS UP THE SKY LIKE INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/26(Wed)20:39 No. 605951 ID: 249f3d
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WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS, YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE YOURSELF LYING AMONGST THE RUBBLE.

>"JOHN. COME CLOSER... TO YOURSELF"

YOU GO CLOSER TO YOURSELF, AND HOLD YOUR RUINED BODY.

"IT WILL BE OKAY, FUTURE ME. WE CAN GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL. OR... A FUTURE HOSPITAL MAYBE."

>"I CAN'T, JOHN."

"BUT-"

>"NO, JOHN. NOT EVEN A BLOODFORCE COMMANDO CAN AFFORD THIS KIND OF MEDICAL BILLS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE THINK ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTCARE."

YOU ARE RIGHT.

YOU HOLD YOURSELF TIGHTLY, AS YOU DIE IN YOUR OWN ARMS.

GUY COWERS IN SORROW.




THE HOUSE IS A MESS. WE HAD BETTER TIDY UP BEFORE MIRA COMES HOME.

>>601360
Just sweep it all under the rug it'll be fine.

Maybe you can call the CIA for help? They're really good at sweeping things under the rug.

Use febreeze and a duster.
Burn the bodies in a controlled fire and put the ashes in a pit.

She'll never know the difference.

>>605951
You need a PROPER BURIAL. Take the FLAGS and wrap them around your DYING SELF.

add future you's cyber eye to yourself

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2015/01/05(Mon)22:44 No. 618447 ID: 8b0d55
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YOU HOLD A PROPER BURIAL FOR YOURSELF. YOU WRAP YOUR COFFIN IN A FLAG, AND OFFER A BOUQUET FITTING FOR A HERO OF FREEDOM. YOU CAN'T FIND ANY REAL GRAVEYARDS NEARBY, BUT THERE IS AN AIRCRAFT GRAVEYARD, WHERE YOU WILL FIT IN WITH THE OTHER GREAT AEROPLANES THAT HAVE GONE TO REST.


WHAT A SURPRISE!


PRESIDENT BARRACO BARNER IS HERE TO ALSO PAY RESPECTS TO YOU. WHILE HE ISN'T REALLY YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT, HE'S THE ONLY PRESIDENT YOU'VE GOT AT THE MOMENT, SO IT'S KIND OF FLATTERING THAT HE SHOWED UP TO YOUR FUNERAL ANYWAY.

>"I just wanted to uh, pay my respects to this... great soldier. Who has stood... in the face of adversary, and that adversary was a huge... Commie bastard. God bless."

WHAT A GOOD FUNERAL. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO GET A FUNERAL AS GOOD AS YOU DID TODAY.

>"Hope."

YOU HAD BETTER GET BACK HOME AND SPRAY SOME FREEBREZE™ BEFORE WASHINGTOV RETURNS.

F

but yeah. need to clean it up.

>>618447
G

wait I fucked up

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2015/01/08(Thu)05:22 No. 618856 ID: 8b0d55
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YOU AND GUY HURRY BACK HOME AND CLEAN UP BEFORE MIRA RETURNS. YOU ASK THE PRESIDENT IF HE WANTED TO COME, BUT HE SAID HE WAS BUSY.
YOU DUST THE GODDAMN HELL OUT OF THAT RUBBLE. YOU SPRAY SOME FREEBREZE™ AROUND TO MASK THE SMELL OF SMOKE AND BURNT COMMUNIST (THE SECOND WORST SMELL EVER)!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2015/01/08(Thu)05:24 No. 618857 ID: 8b0d55
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YOU FINISH CLEANING AND GETTING READY NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON!
THE DOORKNOB TURNS... AND THE DOOR FALLS OFF THE HINGES. HOPEFULLY MIRA WON'T NOTICE. MIRA WALKS IN.

>"Good mornink, little one. Good mornink, Guy. How vas your night? Not into much trouble, I hopink."

YOU AND GUY LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER

>"Haha, nope. Completely FREE of any trouble."

THE THREE OF YOU LAUGH AT THE HILARIOUS PUN.

>"Ahaha, that is very good, but now I must into payment for babysit John."

MIRA REACHES INTO HER PURSE AND PULLS OUT A $100 BILL.

>"Not spendink it all at once."

YOU TALK TO GUY:

"YOU'RE A GOOD KID, GUY. I KNOW YOU CRIED AND WHIMPERED OUT THERE A LOT LAST NIGHT, BUT ONE DAY... WELL, MAYBE YOU WILL MAKE FOR A PASSABLE FIGHTER OF THE STREETS, AFTER ALL."

GUY WHIMPERS IN GRATITUDE.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2015/01/08(Thu)05:24 No. 618858 ID: 8b0d55
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YOU AND MIRA WAVE GOODBYE TO GUY AS YOU WATCH HIM LEAVE, IN WHAT YOU FEEL IS PERHAPS AN UN-NECESSARILY SENTIMENTAL DEPARTURE.

YOU MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON YOUR NAP, BUT YOUR BRAVE LAND OF LIBERTY REMAINS FREE FROM THE TERRIBLE CLUTCHES OF COMMUNISM.

GOOD JOB!

BLOODQUEST END