Open bupcord with a long implement without looking inside and then also shout a lot when you do it

>>599988
Open the cupperd just a little bit, enough to reach in and get the pickles.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)09:48 No. 599999 ID: cf5f21
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>Open bupcord with a long implement without looking inside and then also shout a lot when you do it

YOU DO THIS, FINDING A BOORM, YOU GRADUALLY EEK OPEN THE CUPERD, SHOUTING THE ANTI-SKELEYTON MANTRA WHILE YOU DO SO.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)09:49 No. 600000 ID: cf5f21
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AND SURE ENOUGH, A SKELLTON SPOOPS OUT OF THE CUPERD, AND ATTEMPTS TO SPOOK YOUR BROOM. TOUGH LOCK MISTER SKELTMEN, YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY A BIT HARDER THAN THAT..

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)09:49 No. 600001 ID: cf5f21
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ACHIEVING YOUR PICKEL JAR, YOU PREPARE TO OPEN IT...

there's a skull on the jar

>>600000
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE OUR 600 THOUSANDTH CUSTOMER

>>600001
Glare accusingly at the pickle jar and the tiny skeleton inside it. Damn skelly ruined your pickles! Tell it that it owes you a new jar of pickles.

Don't look just throw that one away. Pickles are a fools errand this herlowem day

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)12:21 No. 600014 ID: cf5f21
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>Glare accusingly at the pickle jar and the tiny skeleton inside it. Damn skelly ruined your pickles! Tell it that it owes you a new jar of pickles.

YOU GIVE IT YOUR PATENTED DISAPROVING SKELYTON STARE.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)12:21 No. 600015 ID: cf5f21
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THE SKELEYTON BEGONS TO RETHINK IT'S DECISIONS THAT LEAD TO IT BEING IN A JAR.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)12:21 No. 600016 ID: cf5f21
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>just throw that one away. Pickles are a fools errand this herlowem day

YOU HAPHAZARDLY TOSS THE JAR AWAY, SKLELLY AND ALL. PICKLES ARE INDEED A FOOLDS AREND. FOR ON A DAY LIKE TODAY, A DAY LIKE HAELOWEEN, YOU KNOW THAT ONLY CANDY CORN WILL SATISFY YOU,. BUT WHERE COULD YOU GO TO GET SOEM????

Dress up as a skellington and go trick or treating for some!

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)14:03 No. 600020 ID: cf5f21
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>Dress up as a skellington and go trick or treating for some!

YES OF COURSE! THE PERFEC ET DESGUICE!! THOSE SKEYLBONES WONT EVEN KNOW YOU'RE A POKABLE FLESHY HUUMAN!! YOU DON YOUR SWEET COCKSTUME IMMIDEIATELY.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)14:03 No. 600021 ID: cf5f21
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YOU HEAD OUT TO THESE STREET AND RIGHT AWAY YOU MEET UP WITH TWO OTHER DTRICK OR TREATERS. "HAHA, PRETTY SPOOKYS COSTUME" ONE OF THEM REMARKS, YOU CONCUR! THEY ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO GO STRICKS OR TREATING WITH THEM.

>>600021
Ghost is a skellinton for sure, I cant see any eyeballs under that sheet.
Franky might be legit though, he fills out the costume well enough that unless there is some elaborate stuffing in there to make the shape right around his SPOOKY BONES he's gotta be a dude.

Sure, let's bounce.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)14:26 No. 600026 ID: cf5f21
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>Ghost is a skellinton for sure, I cant see any eyeballs under that sheet.

NOT SO FAST MISTER SKELINGTON. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA PULL THE PROVERBIAL WHITE SHEET OVER THE PROVERBIAL EYES OF MINE, BUT NO CIGAR, BUTTY.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)14:26 No. 600027 ID: cf5f21
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>Franky might be legit though, he fills out the costume well enough that unless there is some elaborate stuffing in there to make the shape right around his SPOOKY BONES he's gotta be a dude.

>Sure, let's bounce.

FRANKY OWEVER, IS TOTALLY LEGIT. HE THANKS YOU FOR SAVING HIM FROM WHAT WOULD NO DOUBT HAVE BEEN A TERRIFYING SPOOK LATER IN THE NIGHT, THE TWO OF YOU GO DOWN THE STREET AND SCOPE OUT HOUSES FOR THE TREATETNING. WHICH OF THESE HOUSES DO YOU WOANT TO TRICK OR TREAT AT?

Skellingtons sighted at right house, go for the left.
Be wary, it could be a ruse. Be prepared for a hidden skelly at th door

The left house.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)15:15 No. 600032 ID: cf5f21
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>Skellingtons sighted at right house, go for the left.
>The left house.

TSK TSK, NAUGHTY SKELITONS. NOT TODAY. YOU WALK UP TO THE LEFT HOUSE AS THE SKELLYTONS LOOK ON IN DISAPOINTMENT.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)15:15 No. 600033 ID: cf5f21
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A NERVOUS LITTLE MAN ANSWERS THE DOOR. HE SEEMS TO BE VERY STARTLED AT YOUR COSTUME, BUT CALMS TDOWN AS HE REALIZES IT'S NOT A REAL SKELETON. HE OFFERS THE TWO OF YOU CANDY, THERE ARE TWO PIECES OF DELICIOUS CANEDY CORN, ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOUR FRIEND, WHICH ONE DO YOU TAKE??

>>600033
go OH MY GOD A SKETINGLON IN THE CANDI CORN so the guy freaks out and you can get more from his stash.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)16:43 No. 600037 ID: cf5f21
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>go OH MY GOD A SKETINGLON IN THE CANDI CORN so the guy freaks out and you can get more from his stash.

THE NERVBOUS MAN PANISC AND JUMBLE DROPS THE TWO PIECES OF CANDY CORN ONTO THE GROUND
"SK-SK-SKETINTLGONS?!!?" HE SHRIEKS, LOOKING AROUND ADN BEGINNING TO HYPERVENILATEH. "THEY'RE- THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME! OH GOD I CAN'T GET AWAY! IT'S.. IT'S.."

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)16:43 No. 600038 ID: cf5f21
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"IT'S INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE................!" HE CRIES OUT, AS HE BEGINS TO FEVERISHLY TEAR AWAY AT HIS STOMACH AND CHEST WITH A KNIFE, BLOOD AND VISCERA OOZING FORTH FROM THE NEWLY OPENED MAWS.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)16:43 No. 600039 ID: cf5f21
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THE NERVOUS MAN LIED DEAD, TORN TO PIECES ON THE GROUND BEFORE YOU, ALL BECAUSE YOU WERE GREEDY AND WANTED MORE CANDY. GOOD JOB, HITLER.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)16:43 No. 600040 ID: cf5f21
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SUDDENLY A SKELETON POPS OUT OF THE MANGLED CORPSE. "I'M FREEEEE! FREE AT LAST!! HA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" IT SINGS OUT, DOING A JAUNTY JIG BEFORE SCAMPERING OFF.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)16:43 No. 600041 ID: cf5f21
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ALTHOUGH YOUR GUILT MANAGED TO OVERPOWER THE SKLEETON'S SPOOK, YOUR FREIND WANS'T SO LUCKY. HE LIES ASIDE YOU, DEAD. TEARS RUNN DOWN HIS SPLOTCHED FRANKINSTEDN FACE. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Punk 2014/10/31(Fri)16:44 No. 600042 ID: cf5f21
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YOU COLLAPSE TO YUOR NEES. UNABLE TO CONTINUE WITH THE GUILT OF THE DEATHS OF TWO PEOPLE ON YOUR SHOULDER. YOU SILENTLY WEEP, IT IS THE END OF YOUR HALLOWWEEN NIGHT. OF ALL OF YOUR HALLOWEEN NIGHTS. BUT AT LEAST NOTHING SPOOKY HAPPEND. GOOD JOB, JACKHOLE. YOU'VE BECOME THE SKELTON NOW. IOT'S YOU. THE END. YOU'VE KILLED AHALLOWIEEN.

>>600042
Uh... whoops?

>>600042
>Reload from checkpoint

Well it was a gud way for been to die.

Reload the save file and use the internet to find a noon guide to the correct solution.

*noob guide

Stahp it autocorrect.

>>600000
of all the things for this historic postnumber, we get a disappointing skeleton

remember this moment forever, tgchan, remember that the skeletons won the war and we all lost