i shaved my head while i was gone and i'm not a girl anymore but i still have shit taste in alcohol. what's up with you guys
what is happening here
We're watching history in the making, the first goat to win the tour de Olympics in London or somewhere.
>>597135 hte meme came home and made hte spegetti
I can't get that song out of my head. GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! HIME HIME!
>>597137 i cant believe i got no response to this c'mon guys its gold
>>597137 you stop that imemediately shit. i didnt put meme in that on purpose. it was a typio but it's too funny to fix anyway. i win all the bike stuff
OH NO. Don't look now, but I think GOAT DIO is about to beat you!
BLEAT you* excuse me
>i didnt put meme in that on purpose. i honestly think this is the best sentence ive ever read in my entire life holy shit. bleat to call for your brethren to join you in your conquest
i don't watch this show. fuck . whjat do i do
realize that the true meme was you all along
>>597148 Don't let him get your goat!
>>597148 throw olives at him until he cries
>>597149 i have the power. we have the technology
Show this kid who's boss around here. You didn't win the London Marathon in Detroit for nothing!
>>597148 Also, just wing it.
devolve slowly into rage comics. become le reddit user
>>597152 gratata and steal his girl w/ ur goat biceps
>>597152 become dio-goat, master of memes
>>597156 there is no god
APPLY EYE BLEACH THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.
>>597162 Wow. because of this the universe imploded and became A FUCKING GOAT! GG, mate.
the universe has imploded. as a meme singularity, i am the sole survivor. i am alonje somewhere, faintly, a low-quality version of "ms new booty" by bubab sparxxx feat yin yang twins and mr colliparek is playing
Look at what ewe've baaahcome.
search for the new universe to wreck!
>>597166 recreate universe to your liking
>>597168 i despoise you
use ur goat god powers to spawn more spaghetti minions to rebuild the world in the shadow of its former glory in a spaghettier form
you're still technically a god.
also spawn shrek
>>597170 the ideal universe is me alone with my cats, willow and moxie. here we are. oops i drew moxie with too many legs i think
>>597175 sighs
What are you talking about? Willow and Moxie are goats.
give ur cats the ability to talk and discuss the issue of abstinence with them
>>597178 >>597179
Welp... Looks like you're now Eddie Murphy. Time to spawn a horrid series of films with Shrek.
reenact shrek 3
>>597183 ok
Cover your knickers, that's indecent. The best way to do so would be by becoming a goat centaur. (just replace legs with goat)
interpret that how you will
>>597188 i absolutely refuse
become booty champion. accept booty award from nicki minaj
Your butt is now sentient and wants to separate from your body.
Your freaky goat-cats children have grown up and wish to move out. everybody, including your butt, is abandoning you, how does that make you feel?
>>597192 we did it kids
yaaaaaaaaaaay the end. good job. until nxet time
>>597198 Completely sell out and become self-absorbed in your fame, doing dumb commercials and twerking at concerts for money.
We double-win beause you forgot to draw your eyebrows as olives for like, three panels. Maing you the loser and us winner hahaha
gg
>>597200 Hooray!