>I'll answer your questions if you please take that villager out of your mouth...
'ow can 'oo tell im gibbin' im bwain damage chewwin on 'is head. 'oo a doctor or sometin?

chirps 2014/12/10(Wed)08:24 No. 610466 ID: dff0a8
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[Addie] ows tis *lick lick*

[Elder]not much better...

>input

EAT. THEM.

Stick the villager in your hair, storing it for later and making a classy decoration at the same time.

'Dere. Dat betta?

chirps 2014/12/14(Sun)20:13 No. 611855 ID: dff0a8
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[Addie] Does this work?

[Elder] eh, guess it's the best you can do. So what questions you got, giant person?

>input

>So what questions you got, giant person?

[Addie] Hello, I think I might have brain damage.

How I know bamage drain?

How do I seek enlightenment?

1/2 chirps 2014/12/16(Tue)08:28 No. 612388 ID: dff0a8
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[Addie] Do I have brain damage?

[Elder] Yes

[Addie] How do I seek enlightenment

[Elder] You must become one with yourself.

2/2 chirps 2014/12/16(Tue)08:29 No. 612389 ID: dff0a8
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[Elder] But it's impossible for you, since you have brain damage... and you're dumb.

>input

>>612389
Become one with yourself....but the only way to do that....

IS EAT THEM.

Fine. Eat em.

Actually the answer is obvious.
Eat yourself.

The answer is ideed obvious.
>Eat yourself

>>612389
Before commiting to any action request knowledge on how to improve your condition. Both the brain damage and the stupid stuff.

1/2 chirps 2014/12/17(Wed)13:40 No. 612785 ID: dff0a8
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[Addie] How o great elder do i change these things.

[Elder] You must eat yourself, but if you think it's impossible I made you a little stuffy of yourself to make it easier.

2/2 chirps 2014/12/17(Wed)13:40 No. 612786 ID: dff0a8
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[Addie] Awwww, do i have to? It's so tiny, and adorable.

>input

Pretend to eat the doll but only hide it in your cheek while making chewing sounds. Just in case its a trap.

EAT THE DOLL.
.........................
THEN THE REST OF THEM.

Eat the doll.
Just fucking eat the doll.
Destroy them if it doesn't work.

Inquire about suppository format.

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)11:14 No. 613968 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] Oh, you were mumbling about eating something... so i fed you your pillow.

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)11:17 No. 613969 ID: dff0a8
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[Addie] Who are you, where's golly?

[Mark] I'm mark, the ever lovable llama-dog. Golly went back to her covenant to get punished for some minor thing... I dunno- akia was just angry with her.

[Addie] Mkay

[Mark] Well anywho, I heard you were interested in becoming one of our members! But since Akia has doesn't want you anymore that means I have to place you somewhere.

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)11:21 No. 613970 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] So to better gauge which group of us, and pair you to the best veaconess to better suit you, I have gone ahead and run a background check.

[Addie] Well, so where am I going?

[Mark] I hadn't quite decided yet... Since information on your name is very sparce- so i went looking for your real name.

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)11:25 No. 613974 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] Now you do have a nice name, Adelaide Sensor, I like it a lot. But since that's not your real name I just looked up Adimaine Lemoncherry.

[Addie] ...

[Mark] Now I can ignore this whole thing with the galaxy police department or heck, i'll even give up julia if you just do one thing for me.

[Addie] okay... what is it.

[Mark] I want you to become a paladin for our church!

[Addie] What if I refuse?

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)11:27 No. 613975 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] THEN I RAPE YOU WITH A GARGANTUAN SPIKED OBELISK AND EAT WHAT REMAINS

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)11:28 No. 613976 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] The choice is yours, but I'd prefer one of our people to be a proud policewoman.

>input

Not much of a choice...Join or die, it's almost cliche really.

Ask what being a paladin of the church would require of you.

And why exactly he wants someone in the police force to be part of the church anyways. Say that you rather like being a non corrupt cop.

Up to you really. You seemed rather angry with the church for making your species look bad and ruining any sort of social life. Would be nice to tell him to just fuck off.

But on the other hand we know enough about the church to know that he is probably serious about the whole horrible rape murder thing. And probably has the power to back it up.

you could snap your own neck. killing yourself before someone else kills works wonderfully if the way they propose death is horrible.

>>613976
Yeah, whatever. Ask what was up with that weird dream.

>Mark
Nope nope nope. Refuse whatever he offers. Nothing he threatens can be worse than cooperating with that god-monster.

Death before dishonor!

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)14:37 No. 614049 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] Well, have you made up your mind?

[Addie] Yes

[Mark] Than lets talk about why i wan't you to be my pala-

[Addie] I refuse.

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)14:38 No. 614051 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] Whut

[Addie] You heard me, Fuck Off.

[Mark] But the obelisk raping

[Addie] I don't care, I'll snap my own neck. I damn well like being a not corrupt cop

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)14:39 No. 614052 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] Mhmmmmm

chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)14:43 No. 614054 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] I am so angry that my shape-shifting capabilities cannot process all of it.

[Addie] Well try to process sucking a dick!

[Mark] ... I've changed my mind, no more rape.

[Addie] Well what'ya got big-man

The End chirps 2014/12/22(Mon)14:46 No. 614058 ID: dff0a8
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[Mark] Another failure, Why are law enforcers so stubborn... maybe i'm approaching this wrong


>Bunbunfiltration End

>reload from last checkpoint

>Go to the after life, get new body, comeback and feel badass

You definitely could be a bit more subtle Mark. She would have been the perfect candidate but you had to go threaten her right off.

Even a crooked cop would have told you to fuck off with that delivery. You have to work slowly. Show them the carrot first and only bring in the stick if needed later.

She felt like being a bunbun was a bad thing because of the stigma surrounding your cult. It ruined her social life and made her a loner. Thats a far cry from hating you because you run a horrible murder cult. If you had started making her life much better and made it clear it was all because of the power of the church you could have reeled her in quickly.

A few weeks watching her closely to see what made her tick would have shown you weaknesses you could exploit.

So much potential lost with just murdering her.

A few measly hours and I come back to everyone having gotten Addie killed. Couldn't have just LIED about accepting, pretend to be a double agent and still be loyal.

Goodnight sweet princess. It was fun while it lasted.

>>614112
There was no lying. We were fucked the minute the evil physical god appeared. At least this was quick.

>start new game

>>614112

Considering the usual things that happen for this group to those who don't end up falling into the group, she would have been dead anyways.

Honestly dying quickly and painlessly was probably the good ending when it comes to the devourer cult.