Hey Frankie, it looks like she took your clothes off of you. Ponder the implications.

Also, who's room is that you're in?

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)17:44 No. 57455 ID: fb5d8e
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..Whoa-- The Fightmach body.. And it's completely clean.
This is better than anything I could have done myself.

Yes, fine, alright. Because my parents made a horrible mistake I'm cursed to go through life like this. I got a ton of genetic disorders, a lack of immune system.. and this stupid eye.
I'll probably have to go to surgery again soon..
But, it's okay now. With Fightmachs I don't need a great body; They will move with my personality. They'll be strong for me..

HEY! Don't roll your eye at us!

Ok, let's install the AI and see what our new companion is going to be like.

>>57455
>Foxlike head

WE MUST NAME IT REAVERBOT

Look in the mirror and laugh at your horrifying deformities.

IT SHALL BE CALLED REAVER. IT SHALL REAVE THROUGH OUR ENEMIES.

Guys, no, robots need to be named after acronyms.

I propose: Humanoid Yearning for Exploration and Efficient Killing. Or HYEEK, for short.

>>57472
How aboot "Rapid Execution And Victory Every Round"

>>57472
wtf? That doesn't even make sense. No.

>>57480
That is awesome. Yes.

>>57455
Do you have any other horrible detriments that we should know about?

>>57472
Okay.
Robot for Embarrassing Anal Violation and Extensive Rapings ^_^

Xom. It will have obnoxious laughter.

Besides the AI is probably gonna be a virus or something, so random behaviour is to be expected.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)18:10 No. 57501 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh right, the AI.
Let's upload it.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)18:11 No. 57503 ID: fb5d8e
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>Bzzzzrrrrttttttt---

>>57496
X-treme Omnicidal Maniac!
Or X.O.M. for short.

Was... was the mouth there before?

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)18:13 No. 57511 ID: fb5d8e
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Woah! It worked!
>"I'm going to name you R.E.A.V.E.R.!"
>"[No.]"
>"..Huh? How about H.Y.E.E.K.?"
>"[No.]
>"X.O.M.?"
>"[Please shut up for a moment. What is this place? It looks like a hospital. Excuse me, why are you naked?]"

..Huh?

>>57511
Tell it that it is a fightmech in your 'possesion'. As to the second, you just woke up.

>>57511
Was it supposed to actually be sentient?

>>57511
This is my room. It looks like a hospital because my existence is more fragile than sandcastle.

>>57511
Huh! It's more intelligent than expected. Let's be polite to to robot. It's not our possession, it's our friend. <3

Ask it what it would like to be named.

Are you going to take that shit from your robot? I think not! Punch it the fuck out!

>>57511
"I'm afraid I'm unaware as to the answers to those questions. So it goes."

>>57519
That seems like a singularly unwise idea.

What do you want to be named then, you chthonic robofox?

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)18:32 No. 57547 ID: fb5d8e
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No, I.. I never really saw a Fightmach behave like this. ..It's pretty scary.

>"This is my room. It looks like a hospital because my existence is more fragile than sandcastle."
>"How tragic. It certainly isn't what I was expecting, but we'll make due."
>"What would you like to be named?"
>"Call me Buttercup. What may I call you?"
>"Uh, I'm Franklin."
>"Very well. Fran, show me around the house."

>>57547
You heard the bot. Get in your awesome hoverchair and show him around!

....you do have an awesome hoverchair, don't you?

Hey now, arent I supposed to be in charge of you? Or is there something you arent telling me? What's say we cut through all the bullshit and get straight to the point shall we? You arent exactly off-the-shelf software are you? I'm fine with that. Could even prove handy. But you gotta level with me now cause like it or not we're working together now, dig?"

>>57547
Imperious little dude, ins't he? I love him already. Doesn't hurt that he's named after my fave powerpuff girl.

As you get dressed, asked him if he'd like to be painted, and if so, how?

Paint him in the colors of the original Buttercup (the cartoon one)

Do as you are bidden.

>>57567
Green with black highlights? Do like.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)18:49 No. 57591 ID: fb5d8e
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Hm.

>"Hey now, arent I supposed to be in charge of you? Or is there something you arent telling me? What's say we cut through all the bullshit and get straight to the point shall we? You arent exactly off-the-shelf software are you? I'm fine with that. Could even prove handy. But you gotta level with me now cause like it or not we're working together now, dig?"
>"..."
>"Well?"
>"I understand. Lean in close and I will show you everything."

>>57591
Hoo, boy. Politely decline.

Trust has got to start somewhere. Go for it.
Awesome.png

>>57591
inb4 BITE

Roll over and show submission.

>>57591

"What, so you can bite me? Nice try."

"Alright, I understand what your implying. Violence won't be necessary to establish a point. I was just curious is all." Give him a tour.

>>57591
Lean in close.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)19:04 No. 57611 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Alright, I understand what your implying. Violence won't be necessary to establish a point. I was just curious is all."
>"..."
>"Well, come on."
>"Are you scared of me, Fran?"
>"...Huh?"
>"You want to be a Controller, don't you? If you are scared of me then you had better give up already."

>>57611
"Oh, no, not scared. I'm just worried I might hurt you."

>>57611
"You are more physically adept than me, and I recognize that"

"No, I'm not. I am smart however. If I'm going to be a good Controller of a bot with its own opinions and a claw, it's probably wise to respect you. I've seen old mech shows, violence comes usually when there isn't respect between the sentient mech and the human."

>>57611
"There's a difference between being afraid and choosing your battles. I understand that you could kick my ass from here back to the store, so I'm respecting your strength by avoiding it."

>>57611
"No fear is for those who have something to lose, I fear not getting harmed for my body could not get any worse. I am simply intregued your behavior is not what I expected to say the least, the fact you already have your own idea of self and personality is off putting to say the least."

I downloaded your AI off the internet. Its surprising you have not hollowed out my chest and moved in already.

Oh, you want a piece of me Buttercup? Bring it on, ya trashheap you. The only thing I'm worried about is wrecking the nice gift Esmie got me. Which you're programming is certainl not part of.

>>57611
Me? Scared?! Of someone named... *snerk* Buttercup?..

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)19:39 No. 57658 ID: fb5d8e
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>"No.. Fear is for those who have something to lose--My body could not get any worse. I am simply intrigued. Your behavior is not what I expected to say the least, and the fact that you already have your own idea of self and personality is off putting to say the least."
>"I see. So you do not wish to give up being my Controller despite the difficulties?"
>"Of course. I have a dream and I'm not backing out so quickly."
>"Are you willing to stand by me, no matter how much trouble I make?"
>"Yeah.."
>"Do you promise to be true to me in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love me and honor me all the days of your life?"

..what.

>>57658
Yeah, i wouldn't promise complete loyalty to a psycho robot just like that.

Much less one that's trying to marry you or something.

>>57658
I will work to repair you when damaged, I will work to improve you should we find such necessary, and I promise that you shall be the only mech I use, so long as you can handle working with me. But if you are implying a pact similar to marriage.... I do not know that any response that could be given, spur of the moment, could be trusted. For now, lets stick with working partners, and see what happens from there?

>>57658

"What are you asking me to marry you or something?"

Don't push it, Buttercup. I turned you on, I plugged you in, I can turn you right back off again. Now I'm willing to give you a chance. Don't blow it, ok?

>>57658
I have reason to believe that Xom hijacked this AI and is trolling you right now. Just to give you a heads-up

Great, Es died and uploaded her personality to the Mach.

Clang clang clang.
Buttercup wants your frail, but lithe body.

>>57658
>– I do. :3

>>57658
It's trying to provoke you. You've downloaded a troll AI.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:08 No. 57696 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I will work to repair you when damaged, I will work to improve you should we find such necessary, and I promise that you shall be the only mech I use, so long as you can handle working with me. But if you are implying a pact similar to marriage.... I do not know that any response that could be given, spur of the moment, could be trusted. For now, lets stick with working partners, and see what happens from there?"
>"[I decline.]"
>"What.. Are you asking me to actually marry you or something?"
>"[I am not.]"
>"Come on... Don't push it, Buttercup. I turned you on, I plugged you in.."
>"[I am aware of this.]"
>"..."
>"..."

>>57696
Sit down infront of the mech and look at him straight in his mechanical eyes
"Then tell me what you want out of this? Why all the questions?"

...

Is there anyway to run a diagnostics on the software before installing it? Maybe we can fiddle around with some settings?

>>57696
Okay, then what's wrong?

>>57696
Make out already, you two!

Fucking rogue AIs, they always gotta be all suspicious of humans. If they watched their sci-fi, they'd know that nerdy teenage boys are the LEAST likely demographic to betray them.

>>57696
Seems like buttercup's doing just fine without you, Frankie. I guess you just went full on superfluous.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:28 No. 57731 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Then tell me what you want out of this. Why all the questions?"
>"[I am looking for confirmation that I can trust you. Based on how you respond to me I conclude that the level you care for me is similar to that for a difficult to operate tool. I estimate that your sense of self-preservation will make you turn on me in the near future. I cannot accept a partnership knowing this.]"

>>57731
Well, at least you're honest. Why do you believe that I would turn on you? Even if I considered you a tool, you're valuable to me. It so happens that I need you.

>>57731
You will forgive me, but as you may recall, the first thing you told me upon being activated was 'shut up'. I understand that you may require some level of trust from me, but please understand yourself that I, in turn, require some degree of trust from you as well. I am willing to trust you, and even put my life on the line for you, but you need to prove to me that you are worthy of that trust and that you won't do everything within your power to abuse it.

Look. We may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. What's say we take this slow. You want to become friends and strong allies, you want me to trust you and always be there for you? Then so be it. Let us work towards that end, together."

shake his hand.

Hug Mech.

>>57731
Yeah, Buttercup.
You sure are a giant tool.

>>57731
The AI is on the run, most likely.

"You are a much more advanced AI than I expected. Would I be wrong in saying you're not usually in a fightmach?"

"Trust is earned, and trust works both ways. How about putting the partnership question on hold for a bit until we learn more about each other? Roomies or even friends first?"

>>57731
And what reason would i have? You expect trust, but i don't know your intentions at all. Any promise i made at this point would be meaningless, besides quite stupid.

For all i know you're as likely to save old ladies as to kill puppies.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:52 No. 57752 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You are a much more advanced AI than I expected. Would I be wrong in saying you're not usually in a fightmach?"
>"[You would not be wrong.]"
>"... Listen.. The first thing you told me upon being activated was 'shut up'. I understand that you may require some level of trust from me, but please understand yourself that I, in turn, require some degree of trust from you as well. I am willing to trust you, and even put my life on the line for you, but you need to prove to me that you are worthy of that trust and that you won't do everything within your power to abuse it."
>"..."
>"..Look. We may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. What's say we take this slow. You want to become friends and strong allies, you want me to trust you and always be there for you? Then so be it. Let us work towards that end, together."

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:53 No. 57753 ID: fb5d8e
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>"..."

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:53 No. 57754 ID: fb5d8e
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>"[Accepted.]"

>>57754
Now then shall I show you around.

>>57754
"So, I have to wonder, how capable are you in terms of tactics and combat, inherently speaking?"


Not asking about it's source, just whether it has tactical warfare data loaded, in some form or other, to determine what, if anything, we need to teach it.

>>57754
Oh god he's blushing a little.

This is going to end in robot sex, I just know it.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:06 No. 57766 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Now then shall I show you around."
>"..."
>"..Are you coming?"
>"[I can't.]"
>"Wh.. Why?"
>"[...I don't know how to use my legs yet.]"

So... Buttercup... how do you feel on the topic of... feminine clothing?

>>57766
...well shit. Carrying her is probably out of the question, given your condition.

Didnt you... didnt you sit down a little while ago?

Is there anything I can do to help?

>>57766
Do you happen to have a debugging program or something handy to assist, Franklin? Or maybe just moving the legs a bit will help the AI to find the motors.

>>57766
umm... Never having been in a body not native to me... what will it take for you to learn?

It's time for a... TRAINING MONTAGE!

Ask him to try shaking your hand with his leg this time. He can use his arms, obviously.

>>57766
She's gotta learn to walk sometime, but it wouldn't do to be too harsh.
Can you hold on to her claws and lead her around?
If not, well, robot bodies are probably more durable than toddlers'...

>>57784
Oh god this is going to be adorable.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:32 No. 57800 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Here, what if you move your legs."
>"[What are you doing?]"
>"There.. How is that?"
>"[Good. Please stay like this.]"

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:34 No. 57803 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Alright.."
>"[...You are blushing.]"
>"..N-no, I'm not."
>"[Incorrect. You are experiencing an emotion you find embarrassing.]"
>"Wh-wha-- No, I think you're blushing."

The Romanticar 2k2x - End of Part 1 Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:35 No. 57804 ID: fb5d8e
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>"[I am incapable of blushing.]"
>"Please shut up."
>"Very well."

GUYS, THIS IS ROMANTICAR
WE'RE GOING TO ROMANCE THE ROBOT

>>57893
Like I said, robot sex. I just hope it's after getting an android body for Buttercup at least, I mean goddamn.

I told you get the maid head and the non freeky arms. Now we are going to end up kissing a face that looks like xom on a bad day and getting a tug job from edward sizzor claws.

He looks like the piano dude from Yume Nikki when you can see his eye

Suggestion 2009/10/05(Mon)01:31 No. 57939 ID: 904da4
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>>57917
Every time I look at that robot's head, I'm reminded of something...

>>57917

I'm okay with that.

Am I the only one who keeps having this vision in his head:

SUGAR.

SPICE.

AND MECHANICAL PUMICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE FIGHTMACHS.

BUT PROFESSOR FRANKLIN ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOTION.

A.I. X.

*EXPLOSION*

THUS, THE POWERPUFF MACHS WERE BORN! USING THEIR ULTRA SUPER POWERS, BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTER CUP DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME, AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

If Buttercup has an obviously female voice, try to switch the head out for the maid head. Claws are your preference.