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568463 No. 568463 ID: 2e8b76

The man lift his almost empty beer mug "Hey missy, can I have a refill?"
choose your protag, can be any character from my quests
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No. 595578 ID: 64aa9d
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595578

>>594745
>Noo It's too gross-
>>594760
I think I know how to make you pay for all the traumatic experience I had to suffer

today
":3 OH what's gonna be onii-chan~? :9"
Heheheh, Curse to the face!
>Wh-AAAAAGGHHHhhhhh...What have you done to-I can't move! I can't look away! No, stop

undressing!
"oniichan~!"
Hell yeah! sweetest revenge ever!
>Oh god no, stop aggh! How can you even bend that w-Ahhh
After ( longs hours (thank you necromancy fueled endurance!) and a couple of tentacle growthts later The former Mattress girl is satisfied and curled in a ball, resting
"That was great~ I reaaally needed that, been a year since i could even get close to my bits..." :3 she then fall asleep
puff, what kind of machine she is? Hey big guy are you okay?Had a taste of your medicine?
>...
Hmm, have I broke him?
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No. 595600 ID: 8b533b

>Hmm, have I broke him?
Poke him and see!

Could have been worse, anyways. If you were real monsters you would have used him as a mattress, during. Instead of just forcing him to watch.
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No. 595622 ID: 2fd516

>>595578
Maybe he passed out with his eyes open. Dump a bucket of water on him.
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No. 596654 ID: 4d6ad1
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596654

>>595622
>Poke him and see!
....nnnnnnope! I've spent the whole fucking day trying to not get touched by a creepy
mattress! NO chance in hell I'll touch one now!
...ssssoo, I guess the water bucket is the only solution; time to restore one maid
demon,as I have no idea were to find water in this mansion, hmm I wonder what it will look like...
Don't even try to suggest a piece of furniture! :I I swear I'll unsummon it immediately
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No. 596688 ID: 2fd516

>>596654
Skeleton meido.
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No. 596690 ID: 2ec61a

slime!
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No. 596698 ID: b961bb

Mer-maid. Obviously. You're even using water.
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No. 596699 ID: 89b2a2

>>596654
Ice sculpture mattress
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No. 597609 ID: 654b71
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597609

as the soul is being given shape again something resembling and ice sculpture appea-.......nnnnnnnnNope! Let's try again...
>>596688
OK!
>>596690
slimes are my forte!
>>596698
and we do need water...I suppose...
suddenly a blue flash and a skeleton jelly mermaid appered
>Ah m-master! S-sorry! Don't punish me i'll immediately put on the mattress suit!
NOPE! don't even try!
:< noo! master will trow me in the forniture chamber!
...
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No. 597623 ID: 2fd516

Tell her to fetch a pail of water and her transgression will be forgiven.
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No. 597658 ID: 2ec61a

we need water, and rope.
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No. 597690 ID: 8b533b

There's no time for punishments, you're forgiven. Stop cowering.

Also, all furniture related costumes and tortures are now banned. Forever. Furniture is to be used for furniture and nothing else.

Now clean up this mess. That's what maids are for!
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No. 597835 ID: 922567
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597835

>>597690
This is good, but i don't want too be mean to her, she probably had to suffer things too awful to mention...I'll water it up a bit
he is catatonic, he is not going to do anything to you, he is currently catatonici'm not a guest
>W-wait...I got stabbed from behind earlier why am i alive?
I fixed you, now I need your help
>H-how
Magic? Your soul is not bond to Jeff either
her eys start to watering up
>I-I'm free?
after you do a few things for me: fetch me mawetr and a rope
she looks worried
I need them to bind your former boss and to try to wake him up
>G-gpt it thanks master
she disappear into a hidden door, she reappear soon after
>Now what?
Bind him thight and throw the water on his head
>W-wonthe react badly?
Hmm...
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No. 597836 ID: b8ceae

>>597835
"That jerk's not your master anymore, is he?"
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No. 597865 ID: 8b533b

>W-wonthe react badly?
That's the point, my dear.
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No. 597904 ID: 2fd516

Better safe than sorry. Make sure he can't blast magic anywhere. What are we gonna do with him after he's awake, anyway? Imprisonment?
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>>597865
That was my intention, tough it may indeed be safe then sorry, I'll enchant the rope so it will drain is magical power
>You Can do that? Cool! W-what are you planning on doing to him, i-if I can ask?
...I-...No idea, I just wanted to have that girl uncursed...
> :I Damnit master!
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No. 598010 ID: 2fd516

You forgot? You got the girl uncursed, then as a bit of vengeance you boned her in front of him. Now you're waking him up from his coma.

I guess you could just leave him to wake up normally, and take the girl with you. And the skeletonjelly maid.

I mean it seems like we may be done here otherwise.
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No. 598034 ID: 8b533b

Look, this was just a rescue mission and now I'm punishing him for making it so frustrating. There wasn't really a longer goal here. I was probably just going to get bored and let him go, assuming he learned his lesson.

Unless you think I should do something else?
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No. 599160 ID: f082b0
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599160

>>598034
Look this was supposed to be a quick rescue mission, which went well,as you can see the girl is now normal again, besides that i didn't plan much further, I was just going to make him apologize or something...
The goog girl puff her cheeks to the limit
>Master! The situation is way worse then what you think! more then half of this town have been cursed that way!
WHAT! and where the hell they were? I only met Hertme cursed in some kind of furniture abomination?!
>Duh, will you go around town if you were a creepy chair human hybrids whit giant black creepy e-
OK I GOT IT! What do you want me to do then?
>Hmmm, can you steal his powers?
....I think I could do it?
good, do so I- since when I have a tail?
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No. 599165 ID: 2fd516

>>599160
Sure, do it. Render him harmless. Never use the powers though. Ever.
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No. 599169 ID: 4d85c5

>seal his powers?
Uh, will that uncurse his town full of victims, or do we need something more elaborate for that?

The maid's right, though, we can't leave this doof to sling terrible stupid furniture curses.

>since when I have a tail?
Since now? *smack*
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No. 599719 ID: c15e36
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599719

>>599165
You can bet I wont...ever nope
>>599169
>oh so just removing his power will work?
...right... I'll use this power to remove all the curses I find of this type... then hunt down the mage who casted them and break them.
reguarding your tail...
Slap
since now :3
>That's lewd!
she says blushing then she mumble something necro can't hear
>I like lewd...
Well, time to do so real WIZARD! work!
energy crackle in the room and Jeff final form disappear into smoke revealing is lameass teenage boy appeearence
Oh, well, what we do now?
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No. 599727 ID: 4f004c

>lameass teenage boy
Find that kids parents and get them to handle it. Seriously, they shouldn't be letting him turn everybody into furniture, they need to pay more attention.
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No. 599739 ID: 2ec61a

yes, and leave a unpleasent note on him,also explaining he has no more power now.
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No. 600376 ID: 37f4fc
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600376

What? Do I have to fix how his family situation too!? Ugh...fine missy?
leaning on to get closerto the skeleton jelly mermaid maid
>Y-yeah?
I need you to show me the room of this kid's parents
>they are in a different house...Want me to show you the way?
That will be delightful...what's your name, btw?
>...S-skeleton jelly?
...Anyway, i'll leave him a note to tell him he is now powerless, hmm I'm afraid to ask, but...where his parents live?
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No. 600379 ID: 2fd516

They run an antique store in town.
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No. 600441 ID: 84580f
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600441

>>600379
>Nothing weird actually, they run a chain of antique stores and the main one is in town, it has a built in apartment too!
Something normal? F-for real?
>Yeah...I think Jeff's parent decided to fled there...
Reasonable...OK! What sweet ride do we take to visit his parents?
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No. 600442 ID: 2ec61a

a chariot pulled by a team of midnight horses with flaming manes!
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No. 600453 ID: dd8e0b

>Something normal? F-for real?
Well, I'm not sure if antique stores are normal. Maybe growing up in one was how he ended up with his furniture fetish. Corrupted at a young age by all the experienced furniture.

...in his parents' defense though, how the hell could you predict that?

>What sweet ride do we take to visit his parents?
Get the skelly jelly a heli.
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No. 600484 ID: b8ceae

>>600441
Surf a rock on a wave of dirt all the way there.
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No. 600598 ID: 2f4b71

>>600441
Skull chopper.
The two-wheeled variety
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No. 600688 ID: 225f30
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600688

Let's get a cool crriage amd neat horses
>we aonly have two horses here, jeff kept on turning theminto furniture so his parents just

left two lame one here....
Damn You Jeff!
Hertme jump back on her feet "why don't we surf on a stone slab to his house?"
>...Hi I'm Skeleton Jelly...Don't you think is a bit impractical?
"Hertme"
I'll Make a chopper, fuck it!
>A what?
"I think a slab is more practical then a sword..."
Hehehe, Prepare to be amazed
a Magic circle form on the ground and a big chopper made of bones appear
"Hot!"
>M-master It only has two seats!
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No. 600689 ID: b8ceae

>>600688
They can sit in each others laps. LETS RIDE!
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No. 600754 ID: 2ec61a

both sit in our lap, jeff goes in the other seat on his stomach.
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No. 600819 ID: dd8e0b

The chopper is gigantic. The girls can share.

...or we can just put the jelly in the cupholder. She's liquid enough, right?
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No. 601295 ID: f08ea7
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601295

>>600819
She is a skeleton jelly, She is a bit more giggly then a regular human and she can shift some of her mass to different parts of her body, but that's it: she is bound to her skeleton as...don't freak out...the one that's inside you!
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No. 601299 ID: 07a835

It sounds like you need a sidecar.
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No. 601301 ID: 3e8285
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601301

That's easy to solve!
Jeff get stuffed in a potato sack and trow on the back seat amd with a swift motion The necromancer jump on the sweet ride
You can share my lap
>Master...
she blush
"First!" Hertme jump on the bike and place herself on your lap "I'm taking the right side" she slide toward the right leg
>Aww that's not fair!
Hehe, Jump on princess
>/// O-OK...
"Cute! Can I call you princess too? Skeleton Jelly sounds weird!"
>Sure...It do sounds better...
She hop on
OK, what the shop of Jeff's parents looks like?
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No. 601316 ID: 07a835

>>601301
Skull mountain.

It's a very big antiques store.
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No. 606943 ID: 101f08
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606943

>>601316
Princess sigh
>...Like a skull mountain
Ah...
"Pff"
Whatever I don't care anymore
"At least we know why Jeff is so weird...He got corrupted by those older fornitures..."
The whole group shudder
"Sorry I should have not made a forniture joke...agh"
>Yeah
Heads get patted
Eh...Let's go for now
The big chopper roar and the group reach the creepy store in a few minutes
Damn...
"can we juyst go home?"
The skeleton jelly mermaid maid known as princess POUT hard!
>Master!
OK sorry, let's finish this...
The group walk to the entrance of the huge skullshaped building
The necromancer knock at the door
Princess, how weird are the employees here?
The skeleton jelly mermaid maid bite her supple lips
>well...
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No. 606948 ID: b8ceae

>>606943
"Surprisingly normal."
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No. 606966 ID: 2ec61a

other then the skulls thing. really like skulls. on everything. but they don't get them themselves. just buy them from people. think they are antique skulls?
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No. 606971 ID: 4c5cf2

>>606948
Yes. Perfectly normal, boring parents, running a shop in a skull mountain and with a crazed furniture wizard son.
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No. 607022 ID: 101f08
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607022

>>606943
>Besides a weird obsession with skulls...Yeah perfectly normal and boring parents
"How weird?"
>They just buy lots of them, I'm not exactly sure why, maybe they believe they are antiques?
The door open, a normal woman open the door
Woman:"Yes? How can I help you miss?" she looks at the skeleton jelly mermaid maid now known as Princess "Have I seen you somewhere?" she start to droll"You have a lovely head shape, I wonder how cute your skull will be"
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No. 607027 ID: 2ec61a

hand over their son. and tell them he has been depowered. so he can work in the store and not urn anyone into furniture.
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No. 607062 ID: 06794c
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607062

>>607022
she get closer to the skeleton jelly mermaid maid "are you sure I don't know you? Do you want to come inside my shop?"
Hertme hug the skeleton jelly mermaid now known as Princess "Maybe you have seen her working at my pub..." She groan "The Beer Mattress..."
We need to change that name!
>Yep!
"Definetely!"
Shopkeeper"Ah...Soo, why are you here?"
you lift your girls and walk backwards to the chopper, let the girls go, grab the potato sack containing Jeff and carry it back in front of the lady
We have depowered your son, he wont be a menace anymore and can go back to work with you
"OH...Thank you mister, Daady! Our son Is normal again!"
???"How?!"
Shopkeeper:"Please come in I need to thank you properly!"
Uh...
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No. 607068 ID: 4c5cf2

>I wonder how cute your skull will be
Can't they see her skull? Skeleton jelly and all.

And did we leave (formerly) matress-chan behind?

>Please come in I need to thank you properly!
No, that's quite all right.
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No. 607142 ID: 2ec61a

fine, keep the girls nearby so there wont be anymore skull talk.
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No. 607146 ID: 06794c
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607146

>>607068
her jello get more dense when closer to a joint so you can't see her knees or elbow, but you can see the mid section of her femurs.
I've left both girls on the chopper.
Well...
"We need to hurry back to the bar! We are not suppose to be closed at this time!"
>Yep, sorry ma'am...
Yeah...
Necro nope back to the chopper and the party get back to the pub.
Really normal people...
>I did not know how obsessed they were...
Necro pet her head
Eh, Is not your fault
Mertme hug Her "yeah"
>Nice save BTW!
Yeah, good job
:3 "Thanks...soo, what now?
I think for today we can call it done
>Master! What about all the people Jeff transformed
Tomorrow, I need to recover some sanity from today ordeals...
:3 "I Know how to bust someone sanity!"
Hehehehehehe
>LEEEEWD But I approve!
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