Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/12(Sun)13:37 No. 5568 ID: 41f1b5
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Here we see our main loser, Thoremore. Within his hand is a porn magazine, zesty adventure monthly, featuring the hot warrior triplets. Thoremore has been waiting for this issue since last month, and though his scowl and unrevealing robe might say otherwise, he is rather excited.

In the foreground we notice his pet cactus Clarice, and behind him is a door which leads to his bathroom. He will be occupying said bathroom fairly soon if things go his way.

>>5568
Terrible, eh? Why walk all the way to the bathroom then?
Drop your robes right here and give the cactus a facial.

>>5569
And so was the first command of the most terrible quest ever.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/12(Sun)14:04 No. 5571 ID: 41f1b5
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you suddenly get the strange urge to do weird things with your cactus. It's a she at least, otherwise that would be outright wrong. You make sweet but slightly painful love to Clarice

You still feel unsatisfied, you want to look at that magazine.

>>5571
Light up a ciggy and make a comment about your cactus' beautiful blue eyes. Open up the magazine at the center fold while you're saying that.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/12(Sun)16:01 No. 5583 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore gets out a smoke and begins explaining that if Clarice had blue eyes they would probably be beautiful. He also begins browsing the pages of his magazine for the centerfold (off-screen)

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/12(Sun)16:26 No. 5585 ID: 41f1b5
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WOW! Those 4 weeks were totally worth it! You hear odd noises from the window, but ignore them

Cast a spell to turn Clarice into a beautiful dryad.
Or look out the goddamn window.

Throw something out window. Yell at possible nonexistant peepers.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)10:22 No. 5611 ID: 41f1b5
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regardless of Thoremore's wizardly garbs, he knows absolutely no magic spells, plus who knows if his odd and sudden urge to have sex will persist for much longer.

Thoremore checks his window and sees 2 flying eyeballs NEAR THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY WALL! Dear lord no monster has ever been this far out of the wood. This could be POTENTIALLY BAD SOMEHOW.

Thoremore has nothing to throw other than his robe or his cactus, and he does not want to throw either. It probably wouldn't reach that far anyways.

>"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE WOODS, ARGHGHGH!"

The eyeballs either did not hear him or are ignoring him.

Thoremore is standing naked at his window, NOW WHAT!?

Rape self, aka masturbate when you don't want to.

>>5612
shuddup
>>5611
uhh,
flip them off. with 2 things

Pick the cactus thorns out of Thoremore Jr.
Throw on a robe and head out the door. You have some Wizard shit to do.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)10:41 No. 5617 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore realizes these eyes either mean the world will end or that you have to go on some generic long journey! Either way this saddens him and he begins to masturbate even though he really don't want to since he knows not if he'll ever be able to again. This painfully pulls the cactus needles out of his penis. OW!

At the same time he flips off the eyes, who have ruined everything. What assholes!

>>5611
Thrust your genitals towards the eyes, making lewd motions and caterwauling voraciously.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)10:50 No. 5620 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore could never even pretend to be attracted to the eyeballs, so he decides to get changed into his robes again. He also still has the cactus needles, which he can either keep or throw away.

He is also unsure if he should warn the mayor about the eyeballs.

>>5620
Lick your vital essence from the needles first. You don't want to lose that.

>>5620
Warning the mayor would be a good idea. So don't do it, because you are an asshole and the mayor is a prick.

>>5625
warn the mayor
become an unbeleived pariah

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)12:14 No. 5654 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore manages to separate his bodily fluid from the needles! Now he has cactus needles and bloody sperm! He's gonna keep it. You never know what sort of sick fuck would want this but he's sure there is one!

He looks around for anything he might want to bring before he leaves

>>5654
Make sure to bring Clarice. She would be lonely without you.

Bring that pump-action shotgun in the corner over there.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)12:43 No. 5672 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore safely places Clarice in his inventor and finally leaves his house and enters the bustling city, which you can barely see since all that is in this picture is an ugly background, though I assure you it is full of people whether you like it or not!

You can proceed straight to the eyeballs or you can check out the city and see if anything useful can be done.

>>5672
Let us go to the eyeballs. Perhaps they are more attractive in person.

>>5672
To the eyeballs.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)13:13 No. 5683 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore rushes through the city. As he dashes through he hears a creepy old naked guy in an alleyways asking for sperm for a reward. He can give the old guy the sperm or just head to the exit like usual.

>>5683
...give the freak some bloody sperm.

>>5683
Just a naked old street guy doing what naked old street guys do.

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND STEAL THE REWARD.

>>5683
KILL HIM. HE'S IN A SECLUDED ALLEY WAY AND HE'S OLD. WE CAN TAKE HIM. UNLESS THIS IS LIKE JOAN QUEST. THEN WE CAN'T.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)13:31 No. 5696 ID: 41f1b5
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you try mugging and/or killing him but the old dude is SURPRISINGLY STRONG and kicks you in your oversize nose! You can run or fight or try to compromise with the sperm or do whatever, but you better hurry, your ass is getting handed to you

>>5696
Ultra mega super secret attack: thorny dick strike!

>>5696
Daaaamn. Quickly Compromise! Also ask if he can teach you the ways of KUNG FU.

>>5696
jesus christ is captain caveman

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)14:04 No. 5719 ID: 41f1b5
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thoremore quickly compromises and gets out his sperm before you get your ass whooped old person style. The old man is so thoroughly impressed he forgets all his anger towards him. He gives thoremore a stick which magically moves into his inventory without the inventory even showing up! Wow, what a waste of time, oh well, time to head to the gate unless there is something else to do.

On to battle the dreadful eyeballs! Wield the stick as your righteous weapon.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)14:51 No. 5732 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore finally reaches that gate. A guard is sitting there but he is a dumb jerk who is bad at his job.

>"Oh, hey dude. There's totally some flyin' things out there. This boner I have is totally uncomfortable in this suit of armor by the way. I can't help it though, standing here all day makes my imagination go wild!"

Thoremore is indifferent to this, though the guard has a sword which he could probably get if he helped the guard with his uncomfortable issue. Or he could kick some flying eyes asses

Time to suck some cock, dude

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:11 No. 5780 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore decides to help the poor, horny soul.

>"You could get one of your fellow knights to suck on your penis until you are satisfied. And well, I don't really like penis but you seem like a nice guy so I could help just this once, and trust me, I NEVER help people."

The knight instantly loses his boner then thanks Thoremore by giving him his sword. Thoremore is unsure what he did to help but accepts it nonetheless. Now Thoremore can move on to the eyeballs, or perhaps talk to another guard

>>5780
Lets go slay some damn eyeballs.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)05:53 No. 6007 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore finally got to those goddamn eyeballs! Now nothing could possibly stall his random murder anymore! Weapons raised he charges! Now all he needs to do is figure out how he wants to slaughter these assholes...

>>6007
Thoremore doesn't look like the type that values finesse. BERSERK CHARGE THOSE ASSHOLES FOR DISRUPTING YOUR PORN.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)06:22 No. 6009 ID: 41f1b5
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Wow, you basically just massacred 2 eyes in one swift move. How the hell could Thoremore ever look so badass? Regardless the two bleed disgusting green... blood.

>"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU FLIGHT RIDDEN IRISES"

Wow, fancy vocab, he must be pissed.

The third one will most likely notice Thoremore's presence in a few seconds so he doesn't have much time to figure out what to do

Time to whip out the ol' androjerky.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)08:03 No. 6019 ID: 41f1b5
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Of course! Your last bag of androjerky! Hidden in your secret 9th robe compartment, a delicious bag of dried, roasted and seasoned penises await you. It is filled with so much androstenedione that it temporarily raises your defense! NOW YOU WON'T TAKE ANY DAMAGE AT ALL FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

You scream a battle cry

>"TESTOSTEROOOONE"

YOU ARE A BERSKERKER PACKING MAN AND A HALF!! RIP AND TEAR!!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)08:55 No. 6026 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore, in his state of heightened defence, RIPS THAT FUCKING EYEBALL'S... face(?) off.

Oh no, an angry but fairly attractive looking woman approaches from behind.

>"THOREMOOOOOOREEEE"

>>6026
"WHAT FUCKING NOW TOM?!"

That woman looks menacing. Grab one of them eyeball corpses and run the fuck away.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)11:38 No. 6058 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore realizes the woman is none other than the mayor, Imma Jerk! Hailing from a redundant kingdom, the kingdom of redundancy she somehow became mayor regardless of being an asshole. Thoremore tries to grab the closest eye corpse and run but Imma punches him in the back of the head. Either the jerky has worn off or she is super powerful because you are knocked to the ground!

>"Thoremore! Not only did you trick my guard out of his weapon, but you left the city AND YOU KNOW THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES! You are in so much troubleeeeeee"

Thoremore is reminded of a venomous snake. Imma is the only asshole he knows that is jerkier than him!

What do you do!? Imma's gonna kick your ass

>>6058
Tell her that you would suck her cock for a dollar.
When she gets all confused, CUNT PUNT.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)12:13 No. 6081 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore offers to suck Imma's penis for a dollar

>"I AM A GIRL IDIOT! I have a VAGINAAAAA! Plus i'd want MUCH MORE than A DOLLAR!"

Thoremore kicks her in the stomach and she is knocked out. He magically fits her into his inventory! He hopes she doesn't wake up soon though...

Now what!? Thoremore can't go back, the guards are probably looking for him since the mayor knew he left.

>>6081
Flee! Look for a good place to set her up next to Clarice. Use them for lesbian masturbation fodder.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)12:55 No. 6122 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore runs into the woods as to not be caught by a guard. He gets Imma out and begins undressing her for sexual inspiration.

>"wow, with a rack like this she MUST have a vagina"

Indeed thoremore, indeed.

>>6122
how NOT CREEPY of you

in b4 regained consciousness falcon paaunch

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)13:07 No. 6130 ID: 41f1b5
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Before Thoremore can get Clarice out or have any "fun" he hears a noise and redresses Imma quickly. He quickly gets into a position that says "I'm feigning innocence."

He can stand there and wait or do something else

>>6130
Continue to feign innocence until whatever it is passes by.

Suggestion 2009/07/14(Tue)13:15 No. 6134 ID: 8451e5
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>>6130
Realize that there are motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking trees!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)13:36 No. 6151 ID: 41f1b5
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You notice the leaves kind of resemble snakes, WEIRD!

The noise gets louder until a little boy who can only be 10-12 years old pops out of the woods.

Thoremore is glad the boy didn't see, as Thoremore himself is still haunted by the memory of him catching his father looking at porn. Perhaps he would of turned out normal if it were not for that...

Thoremore does not know what to do but the boy begins to talk.

>"Oh hi, I didn't expect to see anyone in the woods. My name is Stanly Yab! I am here to slay the dreaded jello plants! If feel dumb asking this... But could you help me? You look like someone who could handle a strong enemy, I mean you saved that girl, right?"

>>6151
Sure little boy. Lead on.

When the boy is in front of you, stab him in the back.

>>6151
Well don't just stand there. Share your porn with the lad! Tell him it's a special inspirational scroll that enhances combat skills.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)17:52 No. 6274 ID: 41f1b5
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Well hey, ANOTHER secret compartment where his zesty adventure magazine is stored. The more compartments Thoremore finds, the more items he can hold later, though every item suggested might not exist, therefore he may not have a compartment for it.

You decide not to show the boy the porn, because of your own terrible childhood, but you follow the boy, with plans of stabbing him in the back... literally

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)17:53 No. 6275 ID: 41f1b5
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WHAT are the chances, not only did Stanley duck at that moment to look at something on the ground, but you stabbed a random jello plant... Weird, almost like a convenient plot device.

>>6275
Take out anger on Jello plant, and be sure to ask it if it knows how to bring your cactus to life. "CLARIIIIIIICE!"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/14(Tue)18:21 No. 6291 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley gives you a very desu-esque face and says

>"THANKS MISTER, YOU JUST KEPT MY BACON FROM BURNING!"

Thoremore replies

>"SHUT THE FUCK UP, and don't use terms no one ever uses, or else you'll never be cool like me! NOW LISTEN HERE JELLO SCUM! You are a plant... AN ALIVE ONE! Tell me how I can grant life to a plant NOW!"

>"Well... There is a secret well in our plant village which could grant self awareness to a plant... But it's guarded by the mighty 'fungi vaginitis'! He is a powerful std fungus monster!"

>"THANKS JERK"

Now what do we do with the jello scum...

>>6291
turn the JELLO SCUM over to BILL COSBY.

>>6291
Bring JELLO SCUM along as a body guard. Have it show us the way to the plant village.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)06:17 No. 6319 ID: 41f1b5
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>"Now listen here JELLO SCUM! You're going to lead us to this well or else you'll have to deal with THAT GUY"

Thoremore points backwards to a large and intimidating Bill Cosby.

> "N-NO! IT CAN'T BE! You know the feared one!? OK, OK MAN! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT"

Stanley stares at giant Bill Cosby in fear

>>6319
That is a well drawn Bill Cosby.

Anyway, have him lead us! Also make sure to remember to take the mayor with us.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)06:43 No. 6322 ID: 67c611
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>>6319

Do we have a convenient date-rape drug compartments?

Also, update.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)07:40 No. 6324 ID: 41f1b5
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The mayor is currently in Thoremore's inventory. No need to worry about her (not that we would worry anyways because she's a skank whore or whatever.)

The jello scum leads Everyone to a part of the forest where a path of trees leads Stanley and Thoremore to a dead end. The party can't go any further as a giant tree is in the way.

The jello plant starts knocking on the tree in odd patterns.

IT IS COMMUNICATING! KILL IT!
Chuck MAYOR at BEE.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)08:46 No. 6329 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore commands a wild Cosby to devour the jello plant under the assumption it is calling for help

>jello yellow rebble debble mmm goood

It appears it was only opening a secret door to the jello village... YOUR BAD!

Oh well, what's done is done. Cosby is full and the party has access to the mysterious village.

No bees are spotted so Thoremore does not throw the mayor at them.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)09:53 No. 6336 ID: 41f1b5
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Wow, this city isn't totally ugly!

now what?

>>6336
Sell MAYOR at Sho? that i think is supposed to be labeled "Shop"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)10:40 No. 6345 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore attempts to sell the mayor to the oddly non-violent store keeper, but he does not accept.

Perhaps you ought to buy stuff here anyways. Thoremore and Stanley have about 100 gold together. You may want to ask for prices of things, or you could just move on and get that god damn magic liquid.

>>6345
Let's see what they've got.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)12:20 No. 6367 ID: 41f1b5
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these are the only affordable items.

Essence of life? It's just a fucking cup of jello... Oh, OHHHHH, I got it.

A bee..? What th- oh, plants, right. RIIIIGHT *wink*

A book of basic magic

Stanly speaks

>Oh, I already read that book, so I could probably teach you anything in there

Stanley can use magic? That jerk should of told Thoremore sooner! That explains why the kid hadn't been mauled. At least now he can help in a fight...

>"So gonna buy anything or what?"

The store owner is getting impatient, he needs to help all NONE of his other customers.

>>6367
Ask Stanly what spells there are. Maybe there are spells which will turn that bee into a badass. Like turn it into a giant tame bee. That we can use as a mount.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)13:37 No. 6374 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley explains he only knows fire, ice and thunder magic. He also knows a simple creature control spell which could control the bee for maybe 5 minutes.

Kinda lame but better than nothing.

The bee MAY be useful and the jello could probably boost your stamina for a little.

>>6374
By CONTROL does he mean we'll be able to see what the bee sees? That'd be useful.

Also what type of bee is it? If it's a Honey Bee it can only sting once but I think all other Bees can sting more than once.

i'd rather not waste a whole picture explaining SO

it IS a honeybee

Stanley can basically take control of it's mind, so he would be able to see what it sees, but only Stanley can control it and at this time you can only control Thoremore. Still, Stanley would most likely use it well

>>6395
But he can teach us the spell, right?

Anyway, take the bee. It may turn out useful. Can't think of much use for the jello, we shouldn't really do too much close combat

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)16:42 No. 6463 ID: 41f1b5
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The party leaves the store with the bee in their grasp. You only have 50 gold.

Thoremore asks the boy if he can learn to use magic.

>Unfortunately, I can't teach magic in such a short time, but I think I know how to use the bee when we fight this "fungi vaginitis" guy. After we get out of here I'll teach you though.

There is an inn, but the gaurds (off screen) eye the party strangely, you will probably be apprehended if you go there. You should probably head to the large gate in the distance where the well of self awareness is.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/15(Wed)17:49 No. 6533 ID: 41f1b5
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The two head to the gate, where the jello plant claims

>"Vaginitis has enslaved us, i'll just let you in! Don't kill me please!"

Can you trust the JELLO SCUM as we like to call them.

>>6533
Well if he's letting you in for free then he is an okay guy. Lets go in, and kill this fungi.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)08:46 No. 7041 ID: 41f1b5
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Finally you made it to that god damn well!

Thoremore and Stanley notice the ominous lump of green fuzzy shit lying around the well but ignore it.

The party approaches the well.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)08:54 No. 7047 ID: 41f1b5
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B-B-B-BOSS INTRO (animated)

Oh shit it was the fungi vaginitis who was the green stuff ALL ALONG

you feel betrayed

>>7047
Ask boy to use that fire spell he mentioned. It should work well against a plant creature.

While he does that, lets try and poke it with our stick.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)09:31 No. 7051 ID: 41f1b5
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The party attacks with fire and violent stick poking(animated)! WHAT, NO EFFECT!?

The huge std fungus begins talking in an unnecessary monologue!

>"HA HA HA HA HA HOO HEEE HAAAA CHORTLE! You can not hurt me, for I am feeding of this powerful liquid! My name is Fungi Vaginitis, I was created when a young woman drank this magic liquid and urinated. SHE DID NOT KNOW SHE HAD ME, BUT I GREW WHEN THE LIQUID MAKE CONTACT INTO WHAT YOU KNOW ME AS NOW , HEHEHE! I am a vagina based fungus 90% of woman get! There is no way you could ever beat me unless you were to use a special cream that any woman would most likely carry with them at all times, but I see no woman in your party so I am totally ok with revealing my weakness! YOU SHALL NEVER BEAT ME, TEHE CHORTLE SNORK HYUK!"

>>7051
KEEP HITTING IT WITH FIRE

>>7051
Check inventory for MAYOR.

Check MAYOR'S inventory for CREAM.

Check CREAM'S inventory for DEUS EX MACHINA.

>>7051

This is by far the most stupid boss I've ever seen. I like it!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)10:06 No. 7057 ID: 41f1b5
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OH NO, STANLEY HAS BEEN HIT!

But you found the vaginitis cream in the mayors pocket! You ought to use it before the monster realizes it.

>>7057
Apply CREAM to VAGINA.

>>7057
squirt it from the general area of your crotch for comical effect.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)10:18 No. 7064 ID: 41f1b5
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The monster has a vagina, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!? You apply the cream and the monster starts moaning... BUT IT'S IN PAIN, NOT ORGASMIC AT ALL IT IS WORKING YESSS!

>>7051
>Vagina fungus
>Vagina Mushroom
>Delicious Alcohol

SWALLOW THAT FUCKER WH- wait, we're not a dwarf. Damn.

>>7064
Cunt punt it.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)10:29 No. 7067 ID: 41f1b5
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All that is left is a mushroom... Wow. What happened to the girl who had vagnitis anyways? I wonder if it was a plothole, oh well, now you're free to grant Clarice self awareness

>>7067
Do so.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)10:48 No. 7072 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore looks to the heavens and thanks whoever is up there and reaches the cactus out to the liquid...

THE END... of the prologue

well guys, tune in for chapter 1 for the EXCITING CONTINUATION OF TERRIBLE QUEST (now with more Clarice than you could ever want)

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)13:03 No. 7107 ID: 41f1b5
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AND SO BEGINS Chapter 1: how the hell did the series last long enough for this

Updates shall proceed soon, until them look at my spoiler ridden cover for it

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/16(Thu)13:23 No. 7113 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice how you've grown! Wow, I can't believe it, this whole quest was actually worth it!

Not only have you defeated the evil vaginitis, but that also results in the jello plants stopping their attack upon Stanley's village since vaginitis was the one controlling them. And finally your love for Clarice is only MILDLY creepy.

Well hey, what are you gonna do now?

>>7113
Now that our love for Clarice is LESS CREEPY, let us have sex with her. Then tell us if it's less painful now. Because if it's still painful we should find a way around that.

>>7113
Collect the reward for defeating Vaginitis.

>>7113
Ask her politely if those spines are *everywhere* or if she's got a wonderful smooth inside full of juicy cactus goodness.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/17(Fri)06:03 No. 7422 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore, Stanley a the now self aware Clarice all head back towards to city for their reward. Clarice looks a little confused and hesitant, being made sentient a mere few minutes ago, but Thoremore doesn't notice. I mean what kind of self respecting main character of terrible quest would have REDEEMING QUALITIES!?

You do not notice the odd little mushroom scurrying away. If you were to turn around now it would already be gone, besides, who here wants to NOTICE important things.

Clarice> Leave quest, go have more awesome adventures.

>>7422
Look for some jello scums to get the reward from. If the one you ask doesn't have the reward, punch it.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/17(Fri)16:19 No. 7569 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley gets jr wizards hat of understanding! This will allow Stanley to learn magic faster!

Clarice got boxing gloves! This allows he to pay homage to digimon AND punch stuff in a silly fashion

Thoremore punches JELLO SCUM in the face in because they are out of rewards left! However you did get your 50 gold back and 100 more (so you have 200 now) You get that magic book anyways, maybe you can use it for something.

The JELLO SCUM also agrees to bring you to Stanley's village in their special caravan, wanna take em up on that offer?

>>7569
YEAH!!!

>>7569
Yes, lets take them up on it. Also, on the way, check to make sure Clarice does not have a needlegina.

>>7569
Thoremore, ask to use Stanley's hat so Stanley can teach you magic easier. Then never give it back. Because we're an asshole.

Suggestion 2009/07/18(Sat)06:37 No. 8025 ID: 41f1b5
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You are now on the caravan. Thoremore can totally see Clarice's vagina between her legs, proof via the odd lump in his robe. Stanley rides in the front because he saw Thoremore eying his hat oddly.

>>8025
Put a hand on her thigh, trying to dodge the spikes.

"So Clarice... do you remember being a plant? Remember what we did then?"

>>8025
Steal the hat, damn it. We're the one in the robe, thus we should be the one doing magic. Or divine stuff. Or Kung Fu. But we've no way of doing the two last things, so magic it shall be.

Also, is it spiky down there?

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/18(Sat)07:26 No. 8031 ID: 41f1b5
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(sorry about last post, forgot my nickname password thing but it was really me)

The vagina has spikes around it but the vagina it's self is fine.

Thoremore puts his arm around clarice and, as hing fingers bleed, says "remember that thing we did, yeah, you n' me babe"

Clarice nods and looks a little nervous, sentience and limbs can do that to a... person(?) She seems shy and incapable of talking at this point, but she understands words, she may learn to talk in the future.

You can't trade the hat, it is your diseased father's. He may of accidentally traumatized you for life, but he was a pretty decent dad AND a famous wizard until he was killed by the legendary banjo playing narwhal.

>>8031
Sentiment for family? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REDEEMING QUALITY. WE CAN'T HAVE IT. We must get rid of the hat!

Take Imma out of your inventory and throw her off the wagon.

>>8031
Pass the time by masturbating.

Clarice can watch. Don't move from beside her though. Just whip out little Thoremore and go at it.

If she reacts with horror, just keep goin'. If she reacts with eagerness, still don't let her touch it. Just keep goin'. When you're done though, aim it at her. Gotta keep up her education.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/18(Sat)09:03 No. 8043 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore says he wants to switch sides to get into the groove of things, Clarice does not understand but does so. Thoremore begins masturbating, Clarice sees him but only gives a look of neutral recognition, this is not the first time she has seen it.

>>8043
Ya remember this, baby? Ya like it? Remember me rubbin' it on yer green flesh? Aw baby lemme see you smile!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/18(Sat)09:17 No. 8045 ID: 41f1b5
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OH NO AMBUSH! Too bad you didn't notice that weird bug thing in the last picture! Thoremore and Stanley fall off the caravan and Clarice begins to fall, the JELLO SCUM driver looks around confused

>>8045
So... what is that thing? A bird?

Screw it, ask Clarice to throw needles at it or something.

>>8051
10,000 of them, to be precise

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/18(Sat)16:21 No. 8294 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice takes one of her boxing gloves off, and shoots needles at the bug creature but it blocks with it's wing and the needles have no effect. They must be made of something hard

Fucking lame.

Challenge that fucker to a boxing match. RIGHT NOW.

...then cheat and kill him.

>>8294
Time to tell Clarice that she is worthless and that you wish she was still just a thoughtless plant.

Suggestion 2009/07/18(Sat)17:10 No. 8365 ID: bde1b8
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>>8343
Why would you do that?

Berating and boxing it is. Attach the sword and POINTY STICK to our "BOXING GLOVES" and punch the shit out of that bastard.

Suggestion 2009/07/18(Sat)17:13 No. 8370 ID: 41f1b5
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THAT BITCH JUST BLEW SHIT UP!

The bug looks like it'll escape if you don't do something though

>>8370
Quick pin it down with spines!

and then congratulate Clarice for her hard work with some sex

Shoot breast spines so you dont have to remove the gloves.

Suggestion 2009/07/19(Sun)07:50 No. 8563 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice shoots needles at the bug with her lovely breasts but something approaches from behind!

>>8563
Clarice! Watch out behind you!

Shoot yer ass needles!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/19(Sun)08:23 No. 8576 ID: 41f1b5
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She fires her ASS NEEDLES but it has no effect and is tackled, LAME! (kinda hot though)

Clarice is now too injured to be controlled

>>8576
Needle firing injures her? How sad.

Thoremore! Do something to save your woman! Or tell Stanley to use spells or something.

>>8576
THEOMORE are you still FAPPING? CUM BUCKETS on ENEMIES!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/19(Sun)18:50 No. 9155 ID: 41f1b5
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OH NO, Thoremore and Stanley run to Clarice. How could Thoremore let his sweet sexy plant woman beaten so easily? Clarices attacker is revealed to be a weird toaster with an eyepatch. A mysterious man with a cape and a dinosaur tail begins to speak.

>"You're making this too easy. Burnt, I don't think these are the guys we're looking for, they are far to inadequate to be the heroes."

Burnt must be the weird toaster...

>"Quite right Stegas, we'll get heavy macrowave to take care of them"

Stegas must be to dude with the tail. Who the hell is macrowave? Macro means very large in scale or ability, sounds bad.

Oh no, it appears some villains who are oddly badass are taking you down, aaaa

Apply semen to hand. apply semenhand to villain's face.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)06:57 No. 9262 ID: 41f1b5
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>"NICE GOING RETARD! How do you think I lost the first eye?"

Obviously Thoremore didn't think this through and... Wait, he lost the eye when someone rubbed cum into it? God, what a werido.

Burnt seems kind of pissed now

>"MACROWAVE, GET OUT HERE"

>>9262
If only we had some deadly yellow snow crystals to rub in his other eye

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)07:48 No. 9268 ID: 41f1b5
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OH WOW, that must be macrowave, he is so large you can see the poorly drawn mountains in the distance! He is a... giant... microwave... HOW PREDICTABLE! I bet you thought it was something less obvious. Well, you're probably screwed now.

>>9268
Quick! Throw BURNY into MACROWAVE.

PRESS START BUTTAN

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)08:47 No. 9282 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore grabs Burnt as he, Clarice and Stanley are lifted to the "mouth" of Macrowave

Burnt starts freaking out.

>"HEY HEY L- LEGGO OF ME"

>>9282
"Call your friend off or die. Simple."

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:08 No. 9313 ID: 41f1b5
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>"I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS BWAP WAP WAP BORP!"

Wow, that was a terrible laugh. But it seems you're all being chucked into macrowave regardless of grabbing the villain. Stegas doesn't seem particularly annoyed either

>>9313
Stanley, got any magic that can blast through his door? USE IT.

If not, chuck Burnt with all our might to make a hole we can use to escape.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:39 No. 9320 ID: 41f1b5
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(everyone, but mostly reaver, keeps complaining that they want all the awesome people to be in this quest and kill off the others, while i'd rather finish this quest before making an awesome quest, I will do my best to speed through this so we can start awesome quest sooner, but I will need your cooperation for this, so keep the suggestions coming and we can be done really fast, maybe even in a week if we go fast enough)

Everyone prepares to die while Stanley starts doing ice spells in the back

>>9320
Bee! Ask the bee what sagely advice it can give us, at this our time of need.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:53 No. 9323 ID: 41f1b5
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sage bee explodes from heat, aw :C

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:57 No. 9325 ID: 41f1b5
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it seems somehow the ice created an explosive reaction and the team is sent flying towards the mountains

>>9323
Mourn the passing of the great sage bee.

>>9325
Stanley, you got any magic to help us?

If not attempt to use hats and robe as parachute and land a bit away from Clarice so we don land/get landed by her.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:08 No. 9334 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley attempts to create a platform with his ice attack but it hits Burnt

Thoremore can be heard crying over sage bee.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:15 No. 9338 ID: 41f1b5
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somehow frozen burnt breaks your fall! You seem to be on a mountain path...

>>9338
Dodge Clarice!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:35 No. 9363 ID: 41f1b5
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you dodge somehow! You are on the mountain path of the legendary fog worm. This path leads to Stanley's village! You better hurry though or else...

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:40 No. 9366 ID: 41f1b5
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OR ELSE FUCKING FOGWOOOOOORM OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT (animooted)

>>9366
Wait, that's not terrible; that's not terrible at all...

YOU ARE A HUGE JERK

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:03 No. 9382 ID: 41f1b5
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>"I AM FOG WORM AND I NO LONGER HUNGER FOR FOG BUT HUMANS! I AM A CONVENIENT PLOT DEVICE LIKE THAT WAKA WORKA WEEKAHOOO!"

At this time Imma awakes from her long jerkass slumber!

>"Oh my, it appears these nice people have been injured, and a rather fog oriented worm is here."

Wait, this is not the imma we great to KNOW AND HATE! What is going on!

Thoremore questions Imma

>"What is going on!"

>"I am princess goodheart of the kingdom of redundancy, I was sent away and had a personality spell put upon me to protect me from the evil banjo narwhal and his minions! I will explain things more in depth later, for now you must insult me! And hurry, it is the only way to defeat such a powerful creature"

Time to make a not terrible boss battle terrible. If the princess becomes 100% rage she will turn back into Imma and shoot a massive rage beam. Your goal is to come up with the most foul and disgusting insults possible while distracting the fog worm until she turns back into Imma. If you fail to be mean enough with your insults it'll be game over, LET'S GET EET AWN!

>>9382
YOUR VAGINA SMELLS OF ELDER BERRIES AND I HAVE SEEN GORILLAS WITH BETTER HAIR!

ALSO YOUR SPELLING IS ATROCIOUS!

>>9382
Your grandmother looks better than you naked!
I know because I looked at your grandmother in zesty adventure monthly and also you while you were unconscious!

Also you need to shave your armpits!

>>9382
You were terrible in bed. Clarice thinks so too. So does Stanley.

No wonder nobody loves you.

Your kingdom is not redundant at all!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:15 No. 9398 ID: 41f1b5
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DON'T WORRY, THE OTHER INSULTS ARE BEING CONSIDERED I CAN ONLY GO SO FAST IS ALL

The first 2 insults raise the rage bar to 50% but only because the second was so good

Stanley's hp is down to 50% though

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:27 No. 9409 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley's hp is 25%, he is suffering poison! Clarice's hp is 50%!

Rage meter is currently 90%, you need 1 more good insult to set it over the top, or else Stanley will die and all hope is lost!

YOU ARE A JERK!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:39 No. 9422 ID: 41f1b5
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NOW THAT WORM IS IN FOR IT, LOOK AT THE JOKE YOU MADE ME USE

*see full size image for bad joke*

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:48 No. 9431 ID: 41f1b5
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YAY YOU WIN

>>9431
Don't get bad baby. I mean, "I'ma Jerk" Meaining "I'm going to jerk". You're just so pretty, baby.

True to your word, start jerking.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)13:15 No. 9470 ID: 41f1b5
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>"Don't get bad baby. I mean, 'I'ma Jerk' Meaining 'I'm going to jerk'. You're just so pretty, baby."

Wow that didn't do anything for you, Imma seems pretty steamed, I guess you just have to wait for her to get less angry.

So should we head onto the village or look around?

Thoremore is not in the mood to masturbate, his balls hurt from landing on the ice. He wants to do Imma and Clarice but Imma seems to angry still

>>9470

Waitaminnit, Imma. You wanna find out if my cactus over there swings both ways? I'm open to some menage-a-trois if you know what I'm sayin'. Bit of both jars. Splitting it down the middle. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

I'm sayin' threesome, baby.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)16:24 No. 9709 ID: 41f1b5
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WOAH THERE, it seems that stegas guy has stabbed you in the stomach! It's not lethal but super painful, he must of followed you to check if you didn't die! Well this is super lame... especially because that is the end of part 1

>>9709
We haven't even boned humanoid Clarice yet damnit.