I'm going to guess when you took it all for granted.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:11 No. 53523 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll tell you what went wrong--No, I don't have to tell you. I can simply point to one person and you will understand.

Did you run around naked and try to set the school on fire? I know that's usually frowned upon.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:12 No. 53525 ID: fb5d8e
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One person, one single person, transferred here without warning.
Suddenly, I was second in everything. This person was smarter, stronger, more prepared to deal with everything. My world was destroyed in seconds.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:13 No. 53526 ID: fb5d8e
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That isn't so bad, you say? Second place is honorable as well.
And so I, humble and honorable as I am, would have said the same... if it wasn't for how despicable this person was.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:14 No. 53528 ID: fb5d8e
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Rude. Crude. Boorish and as elegant as a rotting wooden table. The worst example anyone could set for his easily influenced peers.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:15 No. 53529 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Good morning."

The Romanticar: UNDERGROUND Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:15 No. 53530 ID: fb5d8e
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The devil himself.

Is his dick bigger than yours?

How do you feel about hitting on that guy?

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:24 No. 53535 ID: fb5d8e
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I've never seen his penis. He never comes to P.E.. I heard it's because he is training to become a professional swimmer so his coach won't let him do regular exercise or something.

Hitting on him?

I-- Wait, I am not quite following what any of this has to do with becoming number one again.

>"Hm? What? Is there something on my coat?"

What is his name?

And have you never heard of establishing dominance? Our suggestions have everything to do with you becoming number one again.

>>53535
Move out of the way, and tell us more about your situation.
Who is the president?
How did this guy affect your grades?
I'm guessing 'Bad-Boy' image spotlight stealing for the rest...
But really, the only way to discredit him would be to catch him doing something beyond the pale.
Which would require either stalking him or manipulating him into doing something, both of which are dangerous.

Much as I dislike having to say it, the best course is probably to swallow the rage, continue boy-scouting your way around, and hoping he gets an athletic injury or something.

>>53536

In b4 Ken.

>>53535

"Nah, just daydreaming."

"Only an "A" shape. It's stands for Anarchy I presume?" Make conversation with this fellow. Analyze it to make the best course of action.

>I-- Wait, I am not quite following what any of this has to do with becoming number one again.

Excellence can be transferred from person to person. It usually comes out of the tip of the penis when suction is applied. Don't spill a drop.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)13:44 No. 53543 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I was just considering the 'A' on your backpack. It stands for 'anarchy' I presume?"

His name is Alex. A terrible name to represent such a horrible person, but atleast the 'x' warns everyone of the impending doom.

>"Huh? Yeah.."

It's not so much that my performance went down when he arrived--Au contraire, I believe I got better.. He is just even better. It's terrible really! He is making it look like 'bad boys' can be just as good as wellbehaved students, and it's making him more popular than even me!
Argh, I can't stand it.

>"Not happy with our current government then?"

The current president is Alicia. Wonderful girl, smart, quiet and obedient. She would make a great wife if she wasn't so ugly.

>"What..? I just wanted to say good morning, man."

Now really, romancing a man? I don't quite see how that will work--Wait.. Hmm, catching him riding dirty? That would be much easier should we be in an intimate relationship.
I would be able to uncover all his terrible secrets and expose them, destroying his image once and for all!
Brilliant plan. Where do we start?

>>53543
He doesn't seem like such a bad guy, so far. He just looks intimidating, but if this is how he usually acts, I can't say theres anything wrong with looking up to this kinda person.

>That would be much easier should we be in an intimate relationship. I would be able to uncover all his terrible secrets and expose them, destroying his image once and for all! Brilliant plan. Where do we start?

Huh? Fuck, man, we were just messing around about that. You're kinda twisted.

If he's your brother then he's destined for you.

Lick his face a little.

Suggestion 2009/09/29(Tue)14:02 No. 53547 ID: e3f578
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>That would be much easier should we be in an intimate relationship. I would be able to uncover all his terrible secrets and expose them, destroying his image once and for all! Brilliant plan. Where do we start?

Hello, Light Yagami. Meet your L. Alex will be the good guy by the end, if your genre savvy at all. Then again, you just might end up laid. I can't tell here.

"I was just trying to respond in polite conversation. It's a thing I do, plus I'm... a little chaotic too. All well, good morning to you then, Alex."

"It's just a little unusual is all."

Look bro, I'm calling a case of jealousy. You just can't handle someone else being number one. Chances are he works just as hard for it as you do. He probably just comes off unelegant, as you put it, because he's not very good at this whole socialization thing. I mean, look, he even said good morning. That's somewhat polite, isnt it? Geeze man. You need to be more open minded of the lifestyles of others. You should appologise to him right this instant. Be the better man.

Whoa buddy you're looking pretty excited at the thought of being his boyfriend. I think you just have a crush on him and don't hate him at all!

>>53543
Woah dude ... he seems pretty nice, why can't you just be, like, friends and stuff, maaaan.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)14:15 No. 53557 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, allright, I suppose I am hurrying this a bit. If I go about this rationally then..

1) Jealousy. He made me number two, and I can't stand it. Trying to be number one again is a completely natural response however.

>"I was just trying to respond in polite conversation. It's a thing I do, plus I'm... a little chaotic too. All well, good morning to you then, Alex."

2) Perhaps using the word 'popular' for him was a little too free. 'Feared' would be more appropiate. I feel it is my responsibility to stand up to this evil.

>"Heh.. S'all good, B.. heh heh.."

3) .. Eugh.. I can't believe you're saying he's nice. Look at those dreadful eyes. He's obviously a horrible person--Sometimes a bicycle is just a bicycle!
DEFINATELY no mancrushes involved.

Bad people dont say good morning bro.

Yeah, don't listen to them. They're all full of crap. Dude's an anthropomorphic ugly stick.

Forget the whole romance thing. Even fake. It'll just gross you out later.

Ask him what happened to his forehead. Bandage and all.

No, seriously dude. Quit being a fucking douchebag. If he's obviously evil than you are obviously a stuck up superiority-complex-ridden prepboy. Cut the shit and get to know him. You want to surpass him? Then find out how he's so good. Maybe you'll luck out and he's cheating, but it's probably just that he's working harder than you. Either way, you need to befriend him if you're going to try anything. Dick.

Speaking of dick... you have to admit, that smile of his sure is sexy... It's no wonder all the girls are swooning over him... I'd sure like a piece of that, wouldn't you? And a swimmer... You know what they say about swimmers right? Always comfortable in a speedo... I wonder what he looks like down there~...

But you think of him when you're alone at night. Creeping into your dreams.
And you've never old anyone.
(but you don't really mind)

...That smirk....

He is a douchebag, I can feel it.

....How do you feel about violence, or acts of sabotage, potentially scapegoating acts on him?

>>53557

Oh my, I can certainly see the bad boy appeal. Sneak a peek for me sometime would you.

Anyway, you're sure he's not cheating or anything other such shenaiagans? If not there's nothing can do. Well, should do is more like it. You would just become "bad".

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)14:28 No. 53574 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, allright. That romancing plan was pretty insane.
Becoming friends and seeing if he's cheating sounds much better. And if he's a douchebag.. yes, I can always use him as a scapegoat for something!
This is already sounding much better. I wouldn't be doing anything to become 'bad' myself.

>"Hey.. We gotta get to class. Don't want you to.. fail."
>"Huh-? Oh right. Good luck today."
>"Back at ya."

Well, how do I start?

>>53574
To shady guy in corner first, just to get a look at them before class. Looks like trouble, and maybe something you can get your rival involved in to bring about his fall!

Try getting to class? Duh.

On the way, ask him about that bandage on his forehead.

Oh, and make sure he doesnt catch you checking out his ass.

>>53574

I dunno man, ever had friends? Usually they include sharing hobbies. Does he play football or something. Ideally something you both share already or spy on what he does.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)14:49 No. 53584 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, all my current friends were attracted to my greatness and kindness, ofcourse. I don't know how to MAKE friends.

Asking him 'So what are your hobbies?' sounds alot like I'm coming on to him. Uh.. Yeah, that'll do.

>"So what happened to your head?"
>"Huh?"
>"The bandage.."
>"I... ..fell. Don't worry about it."

>>53584
Ask him out on a da-

I mean see if he wants to hang out at lunch and do manly things. Like practice kissing for girls.

>>53584

Okay, so we need to spy on him like a creepy gay stalker in order to find out what he does. I'm down with this plan. Bring a camera.

Wanna hang out? Do you like (insert your own hobby here)? Are out of question with that logic. Spying seems like an exciting alternative. Bandage on forehead and not attending P.E class sound like warning signals of physical abuse but who knows. Spying solves everything.

He's clearly an abuse victim. NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HATING HIM?

I was thinking that one knuckle punching game for normal teenage manlyness. What was it, Bloody Knuckles?

Whatever, just offer him a ride to out-of-school lunch at White Castle. It is a bonding experience unlike anything before. Say "Man, I've got an appetite for some white castle burgers. Saw a commercial this morning, that shit looked delicious. Wanna go get some at lunch? I'm buyin' all 32 hamburgers, 15 cokes, and 20 french fries. We can get it all done in 10 tops."

Suggestion 2009/09/29(Tue)15:15 No. 53641 ID: b94893
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>>53620
Oh SDF, we love you so goddamn much.

>>53620
SEconding this.

>>53620
>>53676

But... awwwwwww... poop.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)15:52 No. 53689 ID: fb5d8e
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That sounds fair enough.

>"So, hey, wanna get some burgers for lunch? I saw a commercial for the burgerplace down the street this morning, and it looked real good."
>"Hm, sure.. I could go for some meat."

Hopefully with our lunch I can close in on all his dirty secrets..! .. Or find out that he has a very hard life at home. Yes, I suppose I would feel quite bad if he was being beaten, but it might also be from a fight.
..Hm.
So shall I just act casual until lunch, or do something special?

>>53689
yes, act casual till lunch. enough has been done for now. do not push too hard too fast or you will seem creepy and he will avoid you.

>>53689
Go to admire some cheerleaders and maybe pick one up on a date.

>>53689
>"Hm, sure.. I could go for some meat."

I THOUGHT WE DROPPING THE GAY ANGLE.

>>53689

Act casual and don't try too hard. You can get friendlier after classes. Try not to give that murder eye to him anymore like you did in start.

>>53694

Today's special in burger king: Blumpkin.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)16:19 No. 53708 ID: fb5d8e
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This...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)16:19 No. 53709 ID: fb5d8e
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...is so awkward.
Why am I having lunch with the guy I hate?!
What am I supposed to do now?

>>53709
To ruin his life remember, see if he plays any card games, then talk about chicks and how hot they are, then share rating scales based on personal preferences. Basically eliminate all gay from this moment.

>>53709

Talk about girls! Tough dudes love to talk about tart!

To get to know him and see how big a jerk he is. Let's scout the battlefield. Order some food for yourself and start talking. Mayby ask does he like (your faggy sport/music/social activity here)? See if you have anything in common that will let you spy on him or if he does anything that intrests you.

Something will come up... or not if he's perfect.. then marry him.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)16:35 No. 53723 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright.. This has to be smooth, so I can't just bring up random shit. Girls is always relevant, I suppose.

>"So did you see Chance today? She looked really good in a skirt."
>"..sure."
>"Ha, not your type? What kinda girls do you like then?"
>"...I'm not into girls."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)16:36 No. 53726 ID: fb5d8e
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>".... I.. I see."

This homosexual relationship mary-sue quest is really going nowhere...

Why won't we just hit autopilot?

>>53723
Yeah, I don't think there's any way to remove all gay from THIS moment.

>>53726

Apologize for making assumptions.

>>53726
Hmm... lets bring up political standings and governmental issues. Maybe that's more his thing.

>>53726
Ask him about his past! Offer yours first.

>>53726

Oh yeah, my waifu.

Uh, excuse me. I'm helping you.. fall back on hobby questions >>53714 and pass all urge the ask more on this developement unless he brings it up. No reason we can't be friendly for one burger.

What's the school's current sociopolitical environment like concerning homosexuality? Are we fairly progressive, or would it get him mocked out of the halls of administration? This could be the crux we're looking for, but there are so many ways to run with it we have to know more before we can properly exploit it.

>>53727
>>53728
Take it to /questdis/ already.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)16:44 No. 53741 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I.. I'm sorry for making assumptions."
>"No.. No, I'm used to it. I guess I made some assumptions too. ...I'm going back to school."

..That was a terrible crash and burn. His face looks even less friendly right now.

>>53741

Well at least you're off the hook. Try to be friendly even if you are in shock. Don't let him know you're gunning for him.

... no burgers?

>>53741

Let him go. We should probably take some time to think of a way to make it up to him.

And what assumption did you make exactly? I'm pretty sure I've done nothing to disprove anything...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)17:05 No. 53756 ID: fb5d8e
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Exposing his sexual preference would be a gamble--He might just become MORE popular, since this day and age being gay gives you some sort of glamorous air.. Unless you have something specific in mind? Mind you, I have no proof.

>"And what assumption did you make exactly? I'm pretty sure I've done nothing to disprove anything... Can't we just have a burger?"
>"Heh.. so.. you want to say ya just wanna be.. friends? Heh.."

Of course. One can never have too many friends.

>>53756
Revealing he likes little boys won't give him any air but creepiness.

>>53756

... Yes, please! ...

Oh, depends if you have anything in common. At least you can have a burger together and see if you can get anything else out of him that would be helpful.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)17:24 No. 53777 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Please. One can never have too many friends."
>"..I guess."
>"Thanks. Then, uh-- What kind of hobbies do you have?"
>"Eh, videogames, I guess. Movies sometimes."

There we go! This conversation mode is unlocked. Time to dig in--discretely.
Perhaps we can find something to use together with his homosexuality (and possible pedophilia).

>>53777

Yes, we need to be friends enough so that he reveals how he cheats the bastard. I hear Muschio: The Devil himself is playing in theaters but I don't know if he likes dark fantasy. You can go see that after school.

Hmmm, I thought you said you didin't want to use "bad" tricks. Has something changed?

>>53780
WHY ARE YOU NAKED

woah woah woah

I'm not normally into this kind of quest but...

are you actually attempting to make yourself number one by making someone ELSE number two? that's not how it works, guys working at sabotage never spend enough time on self improvement, and thus fall behind to some other number.

I would suggest regiments of mental and physical training, including both clarity and presence of mind activities.

If you do it right, you'll be able to ignore his worthless nonexistance from your #1 spot within a year or so.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)19:47 No. 53903 ID: fb5d8e
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Hey, hey, hey, enough with the fingerpointing. I'm always working hard to improve myself, but it can't hurt to pull down the current number one just a bit. It's a precious balance that I'm sure I'll achieve with your help.

>"Movies, eh? Hey, maybe we can catch one after school?"
>"Nah, I'm meetin' with someone."

>>53903

"A buddy?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)19:55 No. 53924 ID: fb5d8e
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Huh, could a person like this have friends?

>"A buddy?"
>"Uh, kind of. Gonna give some special.. ..swimminglessons."

>>53924
CAN I COME I LOVE SWIMMING LET ME BE WITH YOU WHEN YOU HAVE LESS CLOTHES ON IT WON'T BE AWKWARD COME ON

>>53924
Alright: how stealthy are you? We might not even need to FRAME him!

>>53924
He is the number one guy. Of cause he is going to have friends. There is a good chance he is going to have yaoi fangirls crawling all over him if he is exposed.

>>53939
Not if it's a little boy.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)20:08 No. 53947 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Can I come along?"

Like I said, I used to be the number one in everything.. That includes being sneaky. I could trail them without problem. I could even borrow a camera from the photography club with my remaining popularity.

>"Heh, might be a bit.. ..awkward."
>"Oh, yes, sorry."
>"Nah, nah, the student's just.. young. Might be a bit uncomfortable to be loomin' together, ya know."

See? No effort at all..

>>53947
>Nah, nah, the student's just.. young.

In a few hours, we will have this man by his rapist balls.

>>53947
Be extra careful. If he's doing anything that would ruin him, you'd be even worse off if you get caught sneaking around while he's doing it.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)20:30 No. 53990 ID: fb5d8e
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Perfect.
In only a little while longer, I'll h--

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)20:32 No. 53992 ID: fb5d8e
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---Is that a kid waiting in front of the school?

..Could it be..?

N-nah...

This may not be what it looks like. Follow discreetly but keep in mind that taking photos of little boys will cause you problems unless you can catch your rival and the kid together.

>>53992
That there is one determined tyke.

Especially if they are in swimwear.

That's probably his little brother, though. It would just FIGURE, wouldn't it.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)20:49 No. 54018 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Daaannniiii~"
>"Ah! A-Alex! D-don't just hug me in the middle of the street."
>"Heh.. heh.. You're as cute as ever.."

Ah-- Good choice! If I would have approached the kid I would now be in an awkward conversation with Alex.

Well, if this IS his little brother then is there still a point to shadowing them?

>>54009
Same hair, similar FIERCE EYES, eh, yeah. Also, lolteddypack

>>54018
Yes. Continue until you are certain they are siblings.

Who knows, maybe he's an incestuous pervert.

>>54021
This is a Reaver quest. I'd be surprised if that weren't the case.

But yeah, continue for a bit don't get caught spying.

Bernard!FPjw2BiG.. 2009/09/29(Tue)21:03 No. 54043 ID: fb5d8e
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INCEST pedophilia?! Somehow, that's much better. If I can bring this to light not only will I be number one again, but I will have done my part for society!

Hm-- Damn. I've managed to trail them for a while, but now they're going into a pool. It doesn't seem like a public recreational pool either.

Then sneak in!

Surely you have lockpicks and such on you? Make like solid muthafuckin snake and sneak dat shit.

No way you can safely follow them further without being seen.

Remember, we have not actually found any evidence of wrongdoing so far.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)21:21 No. 54077 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't quite understand what sneaking in will achieve. It's a pool and it's in use. If I want to get in it's better to talk my way in, but then I'll be seen.
So that's it? A complete failure?

>>54077
Actually...

Follow them home. From here we may determine if they are related, at least, and knowing where someone lives can be a great asset.

Also you can come back later and see what it takes to gain membership. These are just the first steps in your quest for revenge.

>>54077
Be careful man. Some guy lurking around taking photos of little boys in swimsuits? Some one could very easily get the wrong idea.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)21:44 No. 54106 ID: fb5d8e
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Damn, that's right. If I'm going to hang around here to follow them home then this camera is going to work against me. I'll have to find somewhere to hide in the mean time.
Here's a quick mental map of the place. Where do I go? I need to be out of sight from the pool, yet able to see who exits it.

>>54106
My first thought was under the manhole. Then I went to in a tree.

>>54106

Hide in the bushes.

>>54106

Hide in the bushes.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)22:04 No. 54116 ID: fb5d8e
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Somehow what I'm doing feels really stupid all of the sudden.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)22:10 No. 54122 ID: fb5d8e
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Let's try to the bushes then.

....It's as if I'm in a cartoon.
Perhaps I am simply nervous.

>>54122
WOAH WOAH

YOU CAN SEE INSIDE?!

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)22:19 No. 54142 ID: fb5d8e
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Ofcourse! The walls are made of glass like giant windows. That's why it's so important that I hide properly, otherwise I'll be spotted by the swimmers.
These bushes, though densely concealing, are dangerously close to the windows.

>>54142
Whats going on inside?

>>54146
yes, do tell!

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)22:44 No. 54161 ID: fb5d8e
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Hm, I can't see so well, but I can use the camera lens to zoom in.
It just seems like some people doing stretches, though.

>animated

>>54161
*Raise Eyebrow*

>>54155
Wait WHUT

>>54161

WHAT?!

Flip the fuck out.

>>54161
Gain AKWARD ERECTION.

Take 1 (one) photo.

Follow them home.

...I guess it's time to leave.

>>54161
There both...girls or are they pretending to be girls?
Quickly use your superior intellect to offer an explanation.

>>54171
They're girls, man.


AWWWWWWKWAAAARD.

>>54161
"Alex" is a multisex name.
Looks like you're going to have to figure out a way to 'accidentally' discover her terrible secret.

>>54175
Well to be fair this may not be a secret we only found out her sexual prefrence not her gender.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)23:00 No. 54183 ID: fb5d8e
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I am flipping out.

One picture taken.

...Do I still follow them home, or leave to get my head around this?

>>54183

Go home. I think this is enough mind-blowing for one day.

>>54174
They have tits.

>>54161
Good job turning down a relationship with a chick who you think is the fucking best person ever. Also, I now know why you're being so unreasonable about her superiority, or what you perceive to be such. Pheromones, man.

>>54183
Go home. We have some replanning and shifting of priorities to do.

Suggestion 2009/09/29(Tue)23:04 No. 54193 ID: e4190e
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>>54183

>>54183
Go home.
You're distracted now, and that will impair your sneaking.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)23:24 No. 54202 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't understand.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)23:25 No. 54204 ID: fb5d8e
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I am second to a girl.

How could this be?

This is ridiculious.

>>54202
Nor do I. You spend the day watching chicks in swimsuits, then go home and star at posters of half naked guys? Really?

When are you from? The 50's? There is nothing wrong with being second to a girl, or a guy.

>>54204
My boy, you don't understand. Men have power, yes. But women... women can have power over any man they choose, whether it be through plotting, sex appeal, or by rumor, through other girls. There is only one force that can defeat the female. One force they fear, and yet, love.

You must become gay, Bernard. Lest you lose to her feminine wiles!

>>54204

Well, if you reveal her she's gonna kick the crap out of you.

And then you'll be the dude that got his ass handed to him by a girl.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)23:31 No. 54211 ID: fb5d8e
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What-- But it's AXEPOWER...

...Fine, I'll take it down.

>>54211
inb4 hidden camera planted by attractive elder sibling

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)23:41 No. 54224 ID: fb5d8e
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No no no!
I have to be number one!
And it's a GIRL! A girl who dresses like THAT! Why can't she let her hair grow long and wear a dress?! Atleast a skirt!
This is ridiculous!
AND IM NOT GOING TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL! That's even worse than being second!
AAAHH!! What is the world coming to?!!---

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/29(Tue)23:42 No. 54225 ID: fb5d8e
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--FOCUS!
Allright, let's do this rationally now.
A plan.
She is a girl, likes boys (obviously), and helps her little sister with swimming lessons.
Still no weaknesses!!
How can I drag her down?!
EUGH SHE'S SO UGLY--
FOCUS!
I'm calm.
Give me advice.

>>54225
DOOD.

>She is a girl, likes boys

>girls swooned when I walked by

TAKE HER HEART.

CRUSH IT BETWIXT THY FINGERS.

YOU SHALL MAKE HER YOURS, AND ELEVATE THYSELF BEYOND HER!

>>54225

Obviously, since you know she's a girl and likes guys, you need to get her to fall for you.

Girls are romantic, if you distract her with loveye doveie stuff she will stop training as much as you can take over her. Put a love letter in her locker.

Can't you just be happy that she's got an unpleasant face and you don't?

>>54225
Swallow your pride, date her, and have her teach you her secrets. Become unstoppable double-number-one couple and take over the world.

>>54225
You could also look at it this way: You're still the no. 1 male student.

Hey wait a second. She never comes to P.E., and when you asked around about her, nobody said she was a girl? Maybe she does want it to be a secret.

Hey, if she never goes to P.E., how is she still ahead of you? That should impact her perceived school performance at least.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)00:10 No. 54242 ID: fb5d8e
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..Yes.. Yes.. Yessss!!!
The only thing I have better than her--My looks!
And with a mug like that she probably never even had a boyfriend.. She'll be like molding butter!
Soon she'll be a submissive feminine girl, obedient and quiet like she should be.. and then.. I'll SHATTER HER HEART!
Yessss!

The Romanticar UNDERGROUND - End of part 1 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)00:11 No. 54243 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh yes, Alex.. Soon you will be saying 'Good morning' a whole lot different.

>>54211
>axepower
>a woman has more power
Why do you keep such propaganda in your own room?

Also:
>>54225
>EUGH SHE'S SO UGLY--
That could be a weakness. Also, note that when you said whatever about assuming she was into girls, she said that it had happened before. It may not seem like one to you, what with being male and all, but this is a huge fucking weakness.

>>54243
There is absolutely no way this can end badly. No way at all.

Well, at least this "Underground" doesn't have magic instruments and three siblings all voiced by Urkel.

You'll have our support, Bernie. If only because Reverse Traps are awesome.

>>54243
Looking kind of girly there mang.

Also, why does a woman have to be "submissive, feminine, obedient and quiet"?

>>54250
Because otherwise they start acting uppity.

What a tweezt. Looking kind of evil there mang.

The Romanticar Underground - Part 2 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)09:43 No. 54269 ID: fb5d8e
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Ahh.. What a wonderful morning to make someone fall in love. Soon Alex will arrive and I'll begin working my magic...

>>54269
That sounds like a man with plan if ever there was one. What have you got for us Romeo?

oh you know that "Just be yourself" BS you hear. Don't do that, deep down your a bit of a jerk so try not to act like that.

>>54269

Tell her you had a fun time yesterday. Ask if she maybe wants to hang out again after school.

Tell her you saw her meeting up with her sister yesterday. It's cool to see a girl who isnt ashamed of younger siblings. Cute kid too.

>>54274

Don't do this, makes you sound like a stalker

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)09:55 No. 54276 ID: fb5d8e
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Ofcourse, I haven't gained all this popularity by being myself! Acting is an important social skill.
Yes, that will do nicel--

>"Hey, good morning."

--JESUS CHRI-- That ugly mug almost gave me a heart attack!

>"Good morning yourself. I had a great time yesterday."
>"..Heh.. eh, me too, I guess."

Ha! She warmed up! So it seems pleasant social interaction is her weakness.

>"Would you like to hang out again after school?"
>"..eh.. Sure.. I got nothin' to do."

Lure, hook and netted.

>>54276

Walk with her to class. Let her talk first.

>>54276
"Great. Its a date."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)10:04 No. 54280 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Great. It's a date."
>"Cool."

...

.....

Well, we've arrived at class and she hasn't said anything! I guess she's not very used to talking.
Perfect! That means all the attention I give her will be twice as appreciated.

>>54280
You really are an ass, You know that? Maybe she's the sort who prefers actions over words. Play it cool. Let her think you're the same way.

So what class is this anyway? I'm assuming that as a preppy boy you sit in the front row. Where does your date sit? Shame you have to wait through all of school... I'll bet your mind is just going wild imagining her and her wet, clingy swimsuit... her stripping it off slowly... the touch of her smooth, swimmer's skin... the feeling as she turns you around and gently massages your back before she thrusts herself up your eager, waiting ass~...

I feel an urge to screw this guy over somehow.

Ask her what she would like to do for lunch today. You chose yesterday.

Also, smile at her once during class.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)10:28 No. 54291 ID: fb5d8e
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>"So what do you want to do for lunch today?"
>"S'all fine by me. We can hit the burgerjoint 'gain."
>"Alright, that's good."

OH MY GOD, would you not bring up those kind of things while I'm TALKING to someone. And what the heck, my ass? Urgh, I'm so confused I feel sick.

But it feels oh so right~

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)10:35 No. 54294 ID: fb5d8e
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With class in progress I'll be able to catch her completely offguard..
My most charming smile--


--Bullseye!
She'll be softened up at lunch.

>>54285

Tricking someone into falling in love with you then dumping them to break there heart has never backfired horribly in the history of romantic comedies. We should support Bernards efforts to gain revenge this way.

At lunch, casually inquire what Alex is doing this weekend. Maybe you could go see a movie

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)10:50 No. 54298 ID: fb5d8e
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>"So, what are you up to during the weekend? Maybe we can watch a movie together.."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)10:51 No. 54299 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Just.. swimming.. training.. Uh, listen, B.. I ain't so comfortable. Why you suddenly want to get so close?"

>>54297

Nah, that is stupid. He is coming on to strong. She is going to think that he is gay.

>>54299
Tell her you never met someone who did better than you before, and you are fascinated by her, and want to get to know her better.

It's true, mostly.

>>54299
"Hey, you're new around here. Just getting to know you."
Alternately, if you want to seem more realistic, which may be better,
"Well, to be honest, I felt kind of bad yesterday. You seemed so disappointed."
But I don't know how comfortable you'd be with that one.

>>54299

Look sad. "Hey, sorry... it's just that I don't have many friends around here... to be blunt, I saw you didn't either. I figured maybe we could keep each other company." Get up and nod to her. "Sorry I made you feel uncomfortable." Make as if to leave.

>>54301
This is probably the best idea. A half-truth is better than making up a lie you'll have to remember and stick with.

>>54301

Do not forget to say him every time. You still do not know that she is a girl. Officially at least.

"Say. I got this funny idea... are you my sister by any chance?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)11:10 No. 54307 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hey, you're new around here. Just getting to know you. And you didn't seem to have so much friends.. .. Truth be told, I've never met anyone who's better than me at pretty much.. everything. I'm rather fascinated by you. It would.. It would be nice to get to know you better."
>"Heh.. Man, shoulda just said so. Yesterday I thought you just wanted to talk to a lesbian or somethin'... Would ya like to come over to my place after school?"

>>54307

Did she just admit to being a girl? Guess she's not hiding it.

"That sounds like fun. Alright."

>>54306

this

>>54307
Wait lesbain...
shit she is openly a girl
you can use this to your advantage play act surprised and tell her you thought she was a guy. (it may be ackward but she should appreciate your honesty)

>>54307

Go to her place. (Though one has to wonder if she is a lesbian into lolis).

>>54307
I smell a counter-entrapment coming...

But it'll be fun to watch, so go right ahead.

I just hope she dosen't ask what we thought before.

>>54310
no lol

>>54311
Okay, I think I get it. She's openly a girl (apparently?), but not a lesbian, but she thought we thought she was a lesbian, which she's used to, because of how butch she dresses. And that's how that last conversation we had with her still makes perfect sense.

All of which means we can and should continue as planned. To her house!

>>54310
Don't do this.

If making small talk... Ask her about her swimming. What's her stroke? What sort of distance? You'd guess by the looks of her that she's a flyer, but IM is easilly just as valid. A lot more distance free-ers are starting to hit that build too. Ask her her best event and her best time in it.

Oh, and try not to imagine all the wonderful things she can probably do with her body... those firm but soft abs... the elegant, compact muscles that hide their great strength... the lungs that can hold their breath for minutes even through strenious excersice...

>>54315
... I figured this out as soon as we realized she was a girl. Damn bro, you're slow.

>>54316
>What's her stroke
Let's ask about her breaststroke!

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)11:43 No. 54319 ID: fb5d8e
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...Now you said such a thing there is no way I can ask her about her swimming-- Augh! Get out of my head! Her face is still the same!!

>"That sounds like fun. Alright."


...


>"Here we are. Just chill, my folks are out for work."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)11:45 No. 54320 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hey, Danni--"
>"Huh? Who is that?"
>"Huh? This is Bernard--"
>"Are you bringing him to your room?! Are you bringing a boy to your room?!?!"
>"Sh-- Shut up! It's not like that! I'm just showin' him my trophies."

>>54320

Wave and say "Hello, Dianella. Would you prefer I call you Danni too?"

It's clear that she's a pretty hardcore athlete, bro. Trust me, hardcore athletes love to talk about their times and specialties. It opens all kinds of conversation doors and gives a lot of insight into the person's mind.
If your too big of a wuss to ask her that sort of stuff at least ask her if she like, gets up at 4 in the morning, or like, how many times a week she trains. It's called sharing interests dude. It's usefull when dealing with people.

>>54318
not to mention her fine back... stroke.

Also, [Sexual Innuendo regarding the words "Showing" and "Trophies"].

>>54320
FUCK WHY IS DANNI SO STEREOTYPICALLY ADORABLE

Greet Danni nonchalantly, and ask what name you should call her by. Then go with Alex to see her trophies, talk about sports, and in general treat her like a normal person. She seems entirely unused to it.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)12:11 No. 54326 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hello, Daniella. Would you prefer I call you Danni too?"
>"You may call me MISS Daniella, sir!"
>"Yo, B, hold on for a moment, I'm gonna put my bag and coat away. Be nice, Danni."

>"Hmm... Hey, you look familiar.."
>"Hm?"
>"You were trailing us with a camera yesterday weren't you? And then you took photos of us in our swimsuits! You're a dangerous stalker!"

Good lord are you hawkeye or something?

>>54326
If I were a dangerous stalker, wouldn't I kill you for saying that?

>And then you took photos of us in our swimsuits!
Oh fuck
We did do that didn't we

wow
Even I think that's hard to explain, and I was there.
Pretend she's crazy. Don't let them think you are a pedo/voyeur.

I'm in the photography club. Its my job to take pictures of interesting architecture. I think the real question here is why you were spying on me, kid.

>>54326

...no, I just like your sister. Please don't tell her. I promise I won't take any more pictures.

"uh if i promise to get rid of the picture and never ever do that again will you let that slide?"

Uh... I'm just very careful who I become friends with. I've been hurt pretty bad before. I have trust issues... I'm getting help for that? Please don't tell Alex.

>>54329

Go with this! Grin mischievously.

>>54335
Oh and do that thing with the eyes turning red!

Hmm... being bossed around by a little kid, Bernard? How does it feel? Knowing someone so small has total control over you? Doesnt it feel good to be at someones complete mercy? Don't you wish you could just surrender to this feeling and do whatever she asks... no matter how dirty or degrading it may be? Doesnt your heart just jump at the thought of her telling you you've done a good job? Don't your loins just burn at the thought of her telling you you've been a naughty boy~...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)12:22 No. 54338 ID: fb5d8e
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>"If I were a dangerous stalker, wouldn't I kill you for saying tha--"
>"I'm going to scream."
>"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The truth is that.. I really like your sister and I have trust issues and I happened to be in the photography club. I'll remove the photo and never ever do it again, okay? Please don't tell your sister.."
>"Hmm.. Well, allright.. under one condition."

>>54338
"yes I will be your sex slave, mistress."

I'll show you my dick if you don't tell anyone.

>>54338
"What is it?"

>>54338
This is where things go CRAZY.

Lets hear it.

Kiss my what?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)12:37 No. 54344 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What is it?"

>"Be my boyfriend~"

>>54344
I fucking knew it.

>>54344
"Of course, my Mistress."
Then lean down and give her a big kiss.

You really don't have much of a choice, man. She's got the dirt on you, and this could be a great way to figure out more about our foe. Chancecs are Alex will think it funny or cute, so no worries there.

>>54344
HAH!
Welcome to the fire, dude! Hope you have a better stay than your time in the frypan xD

>>54349

Another predictable "Twist"

Are you REALLY that surprised?

>>54344
"And how old are you Danni?"

Try to play it off as you having a crush on Alex, and you wanted to learn more about her. Danni should buy it if you sell it right, and you claim to be an established actor, so get on that.

"Miss Daniella, you really should be dating someone your own age. Maybe I could help you with that?"

... NO.

Wouldn't your sister be sad if you took me away before she even had a chance to be with me? She's a bit shy and it takes time to get going.

Just to review, you're options are, at this time:

1 - Ugly, evil, better-than-you-at-everything Alex
2 - Super Cute, Mischeivious, eager-young-go-getter Danni

A thousand times no.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)12:54 No. 54362 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Miss Daniella, you really should be dating someone your own age. Maybe I could help you with that? How old are you?"
>"Excuse me, I am fourteen years old. I'm going to the same school as Alexandra next year, so there's little to keep us apart."
>"But.. wouldn't your sister be sad if you took me away before she even had a chance to be with me? She's a bit shy and it takes time to get going."
>"Well, maybe I'm just tired of being in her shadow all the time. I'm cute so I should atleast have a boyfriend before she does."

>>54362
Appear to think it over for a moment, before responding "Very well then. As you wish."

Play the gentleman!

Imagine yourself saying "But she told me she was 14, officer!"

Yeah right.

>>54362
How horrible, you're actually a perfect match.

>>54362
Admit to avidly enjoying sports, and that you wonder what interests she could have that you could connect on. Keep implying that you share more interests with Alex than you do with Danni.

Agree. We can keep Alex firmly entrenched in the friend zone while driving her mad with jealousy.

In the meantime we can enjoy all the benefits of a close friendship with Alex while at the same time training her sister to be putty in our hands, the perfect tool to use against Alex.

Plus, look at her. She's super cute and I'll bet you'd look great riding her strap-on to orgasm after orgasm. So cute. Omg.

>>54362

But I don't think she gets out that much and now that she finally meets someone you do this. She's going to get hurt when she finds out. You don't want to hurt her do you?

Why don't we find you a better boyfriend before your sister and me become an item? ... You're fourteen?

No. No, no, no, no, no.
Little girls are stupid. Little girls fall for older boys. Little girls regret it.

She's only a year younger than us, so in actuality, it's not THAT weird.
But this is NOT our target. We can't afford to be tied up in this. We can't compromise our position!

BESIDES OBVIOUSLY SHE IS NOT ACTUALLY 14 SHE IS LYING

"Alright, alright I get what your saying. I just want to warn you I'm a little insensitive and competitive. Which is why I'm interested in your sister. So, little Miss Daniella, your going to have to step ahead of my shadow first. Beat me at chess and you have a deal."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)13:10 No. 54379 ID: fb5d8e
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Hmm, breaking Alex with jealousy, that-- Wait-- Strap-on? What-- Oh, god, stop that already!

>"But.. I don't think she gets out that much and now that she finally meets someone you do this. She's going to get hurt when she finds out. Why don't we find you a better boyfriend before your sister and me become an item? You're really cute-- I mean.. ...You're fourteen?"
>"Yes, I'm one year younger than Alexandra. So you're saying I'm cute enough to find a boyfriend better than you on my own?"

>>54379
"Better than ME? Hardly."

Don't kidd yourself, Kid. I'm pretty much as good as it gets.

I mean, the things I would let you do to me...

>>54379

Smile indulgently. "I dunno how much better than me you can get, but you're certainly cute enough to get any guy you want. I wouldn't want to tie you down."

YOU GUYS NO
THIS IS NO TIME TO BE FULL OF OURSELVES

YOU DON'T WANT TO CONVINCE THIS GIRL YOU'RE THE CATCH OF A LIFETIME OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE SABOTAGING YOUR OWN EFFORTS WHAT THE HELL GUYS

Whatever decisions you make here may need to stand up in a court of law. Make your choices accordingly.

Say something along the lines of, "Yeah, totally! I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone your own age that would be a much better match for you than me."

>>54379

Yes. Remember? Camera, stalking and trust issues. Hard not to find one. Fourteen.. well, I can see some problems of finding someone suitable but if you hang out with us then it will be easier. If you want to that is.

Perfect, she'll act as cover for any romantic attempts from Alex and she might know some dirt on her.

>>54379
... is there any reason to believe that brat?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)13:28 No. 54394 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha, don't worry, guys! I know I'm the best, but as I said, lying is an important social skill!

>"Yeah, totally! I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone your own age that would be a much better match for you than me."
>"Hmm, alright."
>"You two still talkin'?"
>"Hey, Alex, did you know that Bernard was following us with a camera yesterday and took a picture of us in our swimsuits?"
>"Ah-- hah?"

>>54394
...ABORT

Whatever, saw it coming. Don't even try and deny it.

"Yeah. I... uh... did. Sorry. I dunno what I was thinking."

Suggestion 2009/09/30(Wed)13:31 No. 54400 ID: 4553b2
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>>54394
Make this face

See? Do what we say, or bad things happen. now use this excuse here: >>54331

>>54394
RESIST URGE TO STRANGLE DANI

Do >>54331 but admit you did indeed take a picture of them once you regonized her. Sorry, no bad intentions.

BAD END

Facepalm hard. "The photography club and most surely the high school paper would adore pictures of one of the most talented individual's in the school. Especially when tutoring this young lass. When I heard about your interests yesterday, I thought I could help you a lot of different ways, like reputation and scholarships. It's why I asked in the first place to come along with you two. It sounded like the perfect way to become friends! Sorry if I was mistaken."

>>54399

"I only did it because I got a crush on you and did something stupid."

Turn it around.

QUICK DROP YOUR PANTS AND DISTRACT THEM WITH YOUR DONG

>>54394
Quick! Emergency fainting!

"Oh no! You've caught me! Now I guess I'll have to do whatever the two of you want with me. Punish me! Tie me up and strip me down. Gag me and see how much anal play I can take before exploding. Humiliate me in front of everyone and make me beg to degrade myself before you. I've been a very bad boy and need to be taught a lesson."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)13:50 No. 54410 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The photography club and most surely the high school paper would adore pictures of one of the most talented individual's in the school. Especially when tutoring this young lass. When I heard about your interests yesterday, I thought I could help you a lot of different ways, like reputation and schola--"
>"He also said he really likes you."
>"H-huh..?"
Damn damn damn damn-- OKAY!
>"Okay, okay!.. I.. I only did it because I got a crush on you and did something stupid."
>"So are you still going to take him up to your room?"
>".. .. Don't ya think I'm ugly and unrefined?"

>>54409

We should have listened you right from the start.

>>54410
"Do not sell yourself short!" smile, charmingly, "You are certainly more exciting than some meek slip of a girl."

>>54410
say something corny
like how beuty is only skin deap.

>".. .. Don't ya think I'm ugly and unrefined?"

Ooooh that's a tough one ...

Ugly? Are you kidding? I've been thinking about how much I'd like to go to bed with you all day.

>>54410

Oh man, kid. Are you the fucking devil?

There's no way out of this without damaging your reputation. Bite tooth and tell her "That's not true, you should have more confidence in yourself. You are a bit tomboyish but that's appealing."

Make note to murder the kid.

"What? No. Why would you think that?"

Jesus fuck people. Havn't you ever talked to girls before?

>>54417
Well we did come from /tg/...

"Well, I would fuck your body ten ways till sunday but your face looks like it belongs to a dog. Fortunately I brought this bag."

>>54410

"I don't think you're ugly. I think you're cute. You're a bit shy but there's nothing wrong with that. Plus, I haven't seen you do anything too unrefined."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)14:15 No. 54424 ID: fb5d8e
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>"That.. That's not true."
This is going perfect! If we drag this scene on a little further, I'll have her heart already! Though it's taking alot of energy to say all this without vomiting.
>"You are a bit tomboyish, but that's appealing. Y-you are certainly more exciting than some meek slip of a girl. Don't sell yourself short.."
>"..WELL I'll leave you two to figure this out. Remember mom and dad will be home soon, Alex~"
>"..Uhm.."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/09/30(Wed)14:16 No. 54425 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I really like you too."

>>54425
Feel bad. :D

GREAT SUCCESS!

>>54425

She's cute when she blushes. :3

Nod, say "good" and smile. Ask if she can show you her trophies now that you guys are alone again.

>>54425

Now celebrate with punches to the gut, oh yeah. She'll be fisting your colon like there's no tomorrow in no time. Dare you enter her room to find out.

"Sorry for being misleading in beginning, I just wanted to get to know you first with no pressures. Still want to show me your trophies?" Hee hee, her trophies. Will she want a kissss. Can you do it, can you?

This is where you kiss her, you idiot.

Then comes the night of hot, passionate sex as she pins you down and has her way with you. You'll be screaming in pleasure, I promise you.

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>"I-I'm glad.. Sorry for being misleading in beginning, I just wanted to get to know you first with no pressures. Still want to show me your trophies?"
>"..Yeah, ofcourse."

>"Impressive!"
>"Just, uh, just make yourself at home. You can put your jacket on the chair.. Would you like something to drink?"

>>54441
"That would be nice, thank you."

>>54441

Yes, thank you. Do you have <your drink>? Then look around the room. Remember to rummage through her lingerie.

I like her pose, it's like she's getting ready to yell hulk smash.

You know, if she put on some nice cloths, had her hair done and a bit of makeup...