I have an idea about the receipt! Have Kyra take it and give it to Nev. Then she can claim that's how she found out he likes stuff in his butt.

Serki is into heavy bondage? Wouldn't have guessed.

Also I can now see Serki wearing a mantis bondage hood, upside down and begging in a small voice while stuttering "I-I've b-been a-a b-bad m-mantis"

Hey guys, am I the only one bothered by all the mantises with closed eyes in the past several images?

>>534820
yes

Serki into bondage?

did not see that one coming

>>534820
we've seen worse, remember that time way back when we where with Clare in that lizard fetish place. How she walked into an orgy that ended with the two lizards performing getting horribly ripped to shards by the other wizards that where watching. Now THAT was fucked up

>>534825
Wasn't that all just a dream? Pretty sure dreams don't count.

>>534828
still missed up though.

Kaktus 2013/08/16(Fri)06:21 No. 534846 ID: b3ca75
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>Hey guys, am I the only one bothered by all the mantises with closed eyes in the past several images?
How the hell do you close your eyes?
How the hell are you lifting the eyebrow on your cybernetic eye?
…touché.

>lizard fetish place, orgy, getting horribly ripped to shreds, dream, THAT was fucked up.
…I don’t even want to know.
>Oh and Nev smelled a little bit of strawberry so that's probably where you recognize the smell.
Oh yeah… it’s the same smell! No wonder I recognized it.
>I can now see Serki wearing a mantis bondage hood, upside down and begging in a small voice while stuttering "I-I've b-been a-a b-bad m-mantis"
…welp, now I’m suddenly into BDSM…

>If you have been sleeping with Serki, how is he in bed?
I’m sorry to say it, but I never got the chance. When I first met him he had a girlfriend and when that went sour about a month ago he spiraled down into the depression he’s in right now… or was… hmm… maybe I should go talk to him a bit~
…wait, A month ago? I thought he’s been like this a long time?
According to Jara he’s like a rollercoaster. Up and down, all the time. Oh, and not to disappoint, Jara is a 9/10 in bed… 10/10 if you’re into backdoor shenanigans… as for Dyne… 3/10… the rest of the guys you know I haven’t had the chance with yet.

>I have an idea about the receipt! Have Kyra take it and give it to Nev.
Oh… that might work... but he’s kind of dating you right now, isn’t he?
We haven’t even had our first date yet.
True… let me check that receipt… hmmm… dammit, it’s just some more tame stuff!
…so he didn’t waste money on a…
Scented candles, mood lightning, mood music, massage oil, scale polish… oh, and strawberry lube and some condoms… nothing special.
Um… now I feel bad about invading his privacy like that…
What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
That’s not the point!
Are you guys done in there or what? If you want to buy something, hurry up!

Insert In before this turn into BDSM quest…_

Wait kyra's been with Jara!? And what kinda backdoor shenanigans...Wait is she part male mantid? So many questions..

Also BDSM quest is go!

...let's just go already.

Also is that mood lighting?

Because if it really is mood lightning, that sounds awesome.

Kaktus 2013/08/16(Fri)10:29 No. 534875 ID: b3ca75
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>Because if it really is mood lightning, that sounds awesome.
…what would mood lightning even do? Of course she meant lighting… I hope…
>Wait kyra's been with Jara!?
Maybe~
>And what kinda backdoor shenanigans...
Oh, she’s saving her… front entrance for someone special. So backdoor entry only.
>Wait is she part male mantid?
I can be any gender you want, honey~
Err… right… let’s head home, okey?

>...let's just go already.
So they are actually selling sex bots in that place?
Oh, yes. I’ve heard that they are really realistic too. They even eat and sleep and stuff… I wonder what a robot dreams about?
…electric sheep?
Maybe they just have a simulation inside their head?
…speaking of simulations… Is it possible to trap someone in one?
Not with today’s technology, no. But if we succeed in making a simulation so real that it indistinguishable from the real world, what’s stopping the real world from being a simulation? What if the world that’s simulating us is just a simulation!? It’s an infinite amount of simulations!
Well… if this is an simulation I’m going to simulate some dinner. It’s getting kind of late.

Insert Robots dream about Mareep_

We should probably start freshening up for tonight's date. Get everything out, get cleaned up, yadda yadda of that nature.

well lets get ready for tonight's date then.

>>534875
Ask if you dream if you fall asleep inside a simulation.

Kaktus 2013/08/16(Fri)13:17 No. 534906 ID: b3ca75
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>Ask if you dream if you fall asleep inside a simulation.
Don’t you get disconnected if you fall asleep? I think it got something to do with the Holodecks programming unable to correctly read the brainwaves when you’re sleeping.
But if this is a perfect simulation, wouldn’t it simulate dreams to?

>We should probably start freshening up for tonight's date.
Let’s see… shower… new clothes… new underwear… man, I should have bought some perfume… oh, right, I have to put on some makeup again, don’t I? …err… How did Tyros do this again?
Knock knock?
I’m decent, come on in.
I’m going to be your driver today, apparently… I don’t know why I keep getting pushed into doing these things… Oh, and I got the flowers… and you almost forgot the candy Jara bought. We’ll go whenever you’re ready.

Insert Stealing jokes from way more popular things_

>>534906
Oh, he's looking snappy. Tail-rings, huh? Are those a traditional thing?

Why thank you for the ride, my good man.

Thank tyros, also compliment him. He looks quite good in that outfit.

Make a final checklist of things needed and lets gooo!

Kaktus 2013/08/16(Fri)14:57 No. 534927 ID: b3ca75
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>Oh, he's looking snappy.
Well, someone forced me to look nice *Grumble* Grumble*
You look lovely!
*Grumble*
>Tail-rings, huh? Are those a traditional thing?
…why wouldn’t we decorate our tails?
>Why thank you for the ride, my good man.
-and thank you for the flowers… they smell wonderful! …and thank you for helping me put on my makeup again… err… wait, how do you even know how to put makeup on a human?
My daughter was a human.
…how does tha-
we’ve arrived. Have a pleasant evening, Erin… oh… and… thank you for actually… “thanking” me… People tend to take me for granted… um… right, have a pleasant evening…

>GO ON THE DATE ALREADY! Sheesh!
E-Erin! Y-you came! Um… and… y-you look… I…
I look what?
Um… err… I… t-take a s-seat?

Insert She was a what?_

damn his eyes are blue, I think it looks kinda cool.

anyways thank Tyros for the lift and lets get this date started.

Thank Tyros for the lift, sit down, and ask Nev if you were meant to sit in his lap or if that comes later.

>human daughter
>how does tha-
Says the girl going on a date with a lizard. Seriously though, it was either adoption, or step-father, or crazy future stuff.

>rooftop to yourselves
Oh! Fancy. Good view, too.

Take a seat.

Kaktus 2013/08/16(Fri)15:50 No. 534944 ID: b3ca75
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>Says the girl going on a date with a lizard. Seriously though, it was either adoption, or step-father, or crazy future stuff.
…you’re right… It isn’t that weird…

>Thank Tyros for the lift.
Thanks for the ride. It was really sweet of you.
No problem. Now, if you’ll excuse me…
>Oh! Fancy. Good view, too.
Wow, Nev, this place is really something. It most have cost a fortune!
Err… well… um… Actually… Dyne gave me this reservation today. I was actually planning on something a bit cheaper.
Oh…

>Flowers.
Oh, right, I brought some flowers.
…are those Elysians? I love how they smell! Thank you! ...um… I got one for you too… not as fancy but… here, let me.
It’s lovely, Nev…
>Take a seat.
So… were I meant to sit in your lap or does that come later~
I… w-wha… I… um…

Insert Dumbstruck_

give a quick chuckle and tell him to relax you're only teasing.

Tell him to relax. Maybe pour out the drinks to help.

Teasing. So... what's for dinner?

>>534949

BEEF

Talk about books and movies!

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)01:41 No. 535071 ID: b3ca75
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>Teasing.
*Chuckle* I’m only teasing, Nev. Sit down and take it easy, will ya?
Oh… o-of course… um… sorry…
>So... what's for dinne- BEEF!
It’s a surprise. They should be coming with the food any moment now.
Speaking of surprises… did you see-

---One dinner later---

-didn’t really think it through when I gave Kyra the idea. I’m sorry I breached your privacy.
I forgive you. After all, you seem regretful for it.
<Tell him he got a cute butt!>
Thank you… oh, and the food was delicious! Um… how do they know when we’re finished?
<Tell him that you love his tush!>
There’s a button under the table. Otherwise we’re completely alone out here.
<Don’t listen to Flo. Tell him that you love his sapphire eyes… that you love how you can get lost in his deep blue eyes for an eternity… >
So… we’re alone on a rooftop… high enough drown out any screams… with no one coming by for the next few hours? …yea, we’re so getting attacked here… or one of us becomes mind controlled.
Hey, I was mind controlled last time! It’s your turn now! …oh… and… sorry for trying to strangle you.
<Shut it, Steef! You now she wants to! Give that cute bottom a good smack, lady!>
Don’t worry about it. Like you said, you were mind controlled. I, on the other hand, is sorry that I accidently shattered some of your bones.
Oh right… I’m still sore from that… um…
<Like that won’t have any consequences… no, tell him that you love his intelligence… his insightfulness…>
heh… err…
…
<consequences, Shonsequences! Live in the moment! Rip of his clothes and take him right here, right now!>
…
<*Sigh*>

Insert Dating sim_

wow your two are starting to take after us.

Hey Erin since both you and Nev are up here ask if he knows of a way for you to make some cash for yourself, I mean you had to much off of your friends just to get ready for this date, he has to know of something or at least point you in the right direction. Also are you playing by the no kiss until the third date rule or not cause based on how fast you want this thing to go will help us give you better advice.

I think we've influenced the other voices into being little cupids..Kinda proud right now of them.

Anyways Erin, you need to break the ice a little further. Though if you'd prefer it might be better to let us head somewhere else while you continue with your date unabated?

>>535071
Might wanna change the subject. Talk about uh... pets. How come we haven't seen any?

Hey you two kids, they're not gonna start sexing it up on the table. I suspect your motives may not be entirely pure, either.

That said, at some point DO tell him he has nice eyes.

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)05:57 No. 535092 ID: b3ca75
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>Hey you two kids, they're not gonna start sexing it up on the table.
<Of course not. Erin is a classy lady, so no hanky panky before the third date. Pff, let’s start this relationship with a bang! Go for it! Pound him!>
>I suspect your motives may not be entirely pure, either.
<We only wish for mistress to be happy. A stable relationship will make her happy, right? Pounding that cute butt will make her happy! Let’s do it already! Why waste time!>

>are you playing by the no kiss until the third date rule or not?
…not really. I’ll go with whatever feels right. I think he’s earned a kiss for the dinner… but more intimate stuff on the other hand… hmm…
>ask if he knows of a way for you to make some cash for yourself.
But I already got cash… Dyne did give me a lot of it, after all. The son of a bitch is filthy rich, if anything.

>DO tell him he has nice eyes.
You know… you should go without glasses more often.
I should?
Your eyes are lovely.
Y-you really think so?
They remind me off the ocean. Clear blue waters reflecting the moons.
And you should use a dress more often. You look absolutely gorgeous, beyond compare to any earthly thing. That dress really brings forth your perfect figure, you know. Showing off all your best assets!
…did you just compliment my breasts?
I-I did? I d-didn’t mean t-to! I’m s-sorry… but… um… they are really nice too…
Thank you… I guess?
> Might wanna change the subject. Talk about uh... pets. How come we haven't seen any?
Because you haven’t been to anyone who got pets? I mean, the base isn’t really the best place for a pet.
True…
That reminds me of my old cat, Mr. Snuffles.
Oh, right, I remember him… err… old me remember him. With his cute little nose and… the bag… and… oh crap.
I never knew what happened to him. One day he just disappeared, you know…
<Tell him the truth, he needs to know! Don’t tell him what old you did to his cat! He’s going to associate it with you!>

Insert Sins of our forefathers_

Old Erin seriously killed his cat? Is there ANYTHING she did that didn't torture this dude?

Take a drink, then decide to tell him.

>constant othervoice nagging.
Okay, you guys are getting annoying. Let's see if we can shut you up.

[41690e sets ban on *!*@Kevron-NWRU9309.braincast.net]
[41690e sets ban on *!*@Kevron-V1GOM8D7.braincast.net]
[41690e has kicked fleshvoice from #Erin (suck it)]
[41690e has kicked steelvoice from #Erin (bitches)]

>what do
...take a big swig of wine while looking incredibly depressed. Then tell him. And start wallowing in the fact old you was such an evil bitch.

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)10:21 No. 535120 ID: b3ca75
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>Okay, you guys are getting annoying. Let's see if we can shut you up.s
[Warning! Deleting parts of the brain of Subject: “Erin” might cause permanent damage! Do you wish to proceed? Y / N?]
>Old Erin seriously killed his cat?
Well… no… she just stole it and gave it away to an animal shelter… on another planet…
>Is there ANYTHING she did that didn't torture this dude?
Oh, she… um… she… did… something? To be fair, she wasn’t the most mentally stable person… and she projected whoever killed her father into him.

>...take a big swig of wine while looking incredibly depressed. Then tell him. And start wallowing in the fact old you was such an evil bitch.
Um… Nev… I need to say something… about old me… old evil me…
Evil? I wouldn’t call her evil… just… um… but what is it?
Well… um… you see… she-

>Though if you'd prefer it might be better to let us head somewhere else while you continue with your date unabated?
[Connection successful… connected to subject: Jara Highblade!]
-lling you, I can fix this!
Wouldn’t it just be easier to get the wonder kid down here? I’m sure we would find the problem in no time.
Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.

…oh Sod, I have no idea what I’m doing!

Insert Pride_

Well.
Pride goeth before a fall. What's wrong with this vehicle?
But you SHOULD get Serki. He really likes working on this sort of thing. And while it might be tempting to swoop in and save the day, it's also probably a better idea to let everyone carry out their own jobs, instead of getting in the way of them doing so.
Or rather, any reason Serki shouldn't be working on this particular problem?

>delete parts of brain? Y/N
Hey, banning them from mind-chat shouldn't delete anything! I'm looking for quarantine, not destruction.

N

But behave, guys. We can do away with you, apparently, if you make us angry enough to risk it.

>perspective swap
Why are you telling him you know what you're doing if you don't?

what's the problem, also don't be surprised if Erin and Void come back moody.

Uh, Jara, in this case please just swallow your pride and get Serki. This is a flying vehicle, and screwing up here has a chance of it turning into a high velocity lawn dart and seriously injuring or killing the passengers.

You can watch over Serki's shoulder and ask questions so you'll know how to fix yourself later. He may even like that you came to him for this.

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)11:55 No. 535140 ID: b3ca75
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>Pride goeth before a fall.
AAHH!
What’s wrong!? You alright!?
Voices.
…oh, those guys… ask how the date is going.
…apparently bad… they said they might return all moody.

>Why are you telling him you know what you're doing if you don't?
…I don’t know. It just kind of… slipped out.
>What's wrong with this vehicle?
The main hydrobattery is draining faster than it should… I have no idea why, though.
>it's probably a better idea to let everyone carry out their own jobs.
But this is my job! I’m the chief engineer of a car company, for Sod’s sake! I should be able to fix a simple car problem!

>in this case please just swallow your pride and get Serki. This is a flying vehicle, and screwing up here has a chance of it turning into a high velocity lawn dart and seriously injuring or killing the passengers.
It’s only the first engine it’s problem with, it still got its two emergency engines working. Besides, the problem is that it’s taking more juice then it produces. It won’t just fall out of the sky.
>You can watch over Serki's shoulder and ask questions so you'll know how to fix yourself later.
…He used to watch over my shoulder, dammit.
>any reason Serki shouldn't be working on this particular problem?
I… I… don’t know… it’s just… I… I got to fix this…
So… how’s it going?
I’m done any minute now. No problem.

…Arg! Why did I say that!?

Insert Envy_

Look for any extra connections that shouldn't be there. Someone might have added something.

Well, um, wouldn't the first step be to try and see what's going on? Don't you need to pop the hood, or break out the diagnostic equipment / sensors?

...you're kind of going to have to 'discover' it's worth than you though, with your horrible gaff saying you're a minute from being done.

>>535140
It's probably because you're trying to look good in front of Tyros. Is there enough water in the portal loop? Are they aligned properly? Nothing worn down in the turbine or whatever collects energy from the water?

Is it bad tact to bitch to your boyfriend about his old girlfriend, if that girlfriend was you previous to a memory wipe and a personality rewrite?

Anyway, try taking out the battery. See if it continues to drain on its own, or if it's something in the car draining it.

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)13:04 No. 535162 ID: b3ca75
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>Don't you need to pop the hood, or break out the diagnostic equipment / sensors?
I’m already plugged into it directly! Anything else would be redundant.
>Is it bad tact to bitch to your boyfriend about his old girlfriend, if that girlfriend was you previous to a memory wipe and a personality rewrite?
…what? …wait, you mean Erin and Void? I’m pretty sure they weren’t dating before the memory wipe… at least from everything I’ve heard it sounded more like Erin hated his guts… and Void was a fool for not noticing.

>It's probably because you're trying to look good in front of Tyros.
W-what!? No… He’s like t-twice my age! I wouldn’t…
>Look for any extra connections that shouldn't be there. try taking out the battery. Are they aligned properly? Nothing worn down in the turbine or whatever collects energy from the water?
I’ve already checked all that while doing the routine control.
>Is there enough water in the portal loop?
Of course there’s enough water! What do you take me for? Some new- wait… I found the problem. …the water isn’t the right weight… son of a- that’s like the first thing you’re supposed to check! How did I miss that!? Arg!
…you seem a bit stressed out… how about I’ll just go get Se-
I’m done. It’s fixed… and I’m not STRESSED! I’m fine! Really!
…if you say so.

Insert Wrath_

The water's not the right weight? How the heck does that happen?

But anyways, something seems to have thrown you off your game. You're flustered or distracted for some reason.

Oh calm down, it's just a simple mistake you just did, that's all. Everybody messes up time to time It's nothing to get worked up over. So other then fixing this anything else going on around here.

>>535162
Your eye is glowing. That part of the diagnostic connection?

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)14:36 No. 535195 ID: b3ca75
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>The water's not the right weight? How the heck does that happen?
The computer miscalculated the necessary wavelength to vibrate the Higgs Boson making the waters mass less than it should be. It happens sometimes if you drive around a lot.
>Your eye is glowing. That part of the diagnostic connection?
Yes.

>You're flustered or distracted for some reason.
W-wha!? I’m n-not flustered! I’m c-completely focused! I’m not t-thinking abou- I’m not d-distracted!
>Oh calm down, it's just a simple mistake you just did, that's all. Everybody messes up time to time It's nothing to get worked up over.
…you’re right… it was just a mistake… noting major… nobody needs to know about this…
>So other than fixing this anything else going on around here.
Not really… I was just watching that silly Mecha show with Kyra…
Well… I have nothing to do until Voids calls me… are you doing anything special?
W-wha- I m-mean, I’m v-very busy! I… err…
Hmm… maybe there’s something good on TV… or wait, isn’t Kyra’s show on? Blast.

Insert Lust_

Why not just tell him you aren't busy since you fixed it?

>>535195
Go out on a date with him, jeez. Yes, he's an older man, but c'mon, considering the lifespans of people nowadays that's barely a factor worth considering.

Kaktus 2013/08/17(Sat)15:53 No. 535204 ID: b3ca75
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>Yes, he's an older man, but c'mon, considering the lifespans of people nowadays that's barely a factor worth considering.
It’s the principle of the thing! He’s been married! He had kids! He’s just… Argh!
>Go out on a date with him, jeez.
What!? No! I can’t just… ask him out!

>Why not just tell him you aren't busy since you fixed it?
…I… I don’t know… I…
No w-wait! I’m d-done, I’m not b-busy anymore! I’m not doing anything!
You aren’t either, huh? Well… nothing interesting seems to be happening here, so I’m just going to take a nap until Void calls me… See you later, Jara.
… wait, wha- but… didn’t you… I… um…

Insert Sloth_

...Calm yourself. You're still young, and your emotions can easily best you if you allow them to do so. You fixed the engine, and all will be well now.
I sense bad things if she goes through all the seven sins!

Could ask him to do some things within the holomatrix together.

Or get something to eat on base.

Aw, dang. You missed any opportunity you had there.

...well, let's see if we can find something else to entertain you. And stop worrying. Just relax.

>>535209
That's just what the author wants us to think! I'M ONTO YOU, KAKTUS!

>>535204
He's kindof interested in you too you know. He's probably playing hard to get now.

what do you normally do when you have free time on your hands then?

Kaktus 2013/08/18(Sun)04:12 No. 535365 ID: b3ca75
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>stop worrying. Just relax.
I AM RELAXING!
>He's kind of interested in you too you know. He's probably playing hard to get now.
…he is- I mean, why would I care!? He’s just a perverted old man!

>Could ask him to do some things within the holomatrix together.
Wait… um… we can p-play around in the holodeck if you want…
But I was looking forward to relax a bit.
I know just the program for relaxing.
I don’t know… I’m not used with the Holodeck. That thing used to be just for the rich, you know.
Well, don’t you want to feel rich? Feel how it is to be able to get anything without a care in the world?
…That’s not really how I imagine feeling rich is… but sure, why not.

--------------

Wow… this is quite nice, you know.
It is… isn’t it?
…Remind me of the view from the restaurant Void and Erin’s at. Really romantic…
…yes…
…and… relaxing… perfect place for a nap.
…

Insert Avarice_

A nap? Sounds good to me! Maybe try sleeping in the sand, but not next to him...

I'm surprised at how tired he is, but I suppose it is a bit late.

So how do you know about this simulation? Something you found after a stressful day or something?

Kaktus 2013/08/18(Sun)09:05 No. 535399 ID: b3ca75
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>So how do you know about this simulation?
It’s not really that hard to find something like this on the web…
>I'm surprised at how tired he is, but I suppose it is a bit late.
…it’s only half past ten… but he’s usually the first one to wake up… and he did move the graves of his family toda- oh Sod, I’m a terrible person, aren’t I?
>A nap? Sounds good to me! Maybe try sleeping in the sand, but not next to him...
…I’m not really tired… and…
[Tyros has been disconnected! Reason: Asleep.]
…you know what! Fuck this! I’m going to engulf myself in a box of ice cream instead.
[Connection lost…]

[Connection successful… connected to subject: Nevros Voidsword!]
-as clearly meant as a symbolism about the struggles of the common man against the rich… or it’s probably just made up bullshit she made a bunch of money on.
I’m betting on the bullshit. Wait… is it ironic for a rich person to make an anti-rich holodrama so she can make more money and become even richer?
I don’t think that’s what irony means… at all…
How about me ending up in your lap when we talked about you sitting in mine at the start of the evening.
Still not irony… but I’m not complaining~

…so perky… and round… so… perfect…

Insert Gluttony… um… Before the shift in scenery that is_

It's us again! Don't panic or you'll end up with a facefull of Erin.

Talking bout her eyes there void or are we talking lower.

you 2 look so cute together, so how's the date going?

Hello! Things look like they're doing pretty well, here!

Kaktus 2013/08/18(Sun)11:04 No. 535431 ID: b3ca75
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>It's us again! Don't panic or you'll end up with a facefull of Erin.
AAH!!
The table does a daring attack against Nevros head!
AH! Nev!? Are you okay!?
I’m just… peachy… your voices scared the crap out of me…
Oh, don’t let them get to you.

>Talking about her eyes there void or are we talking lower.
I-W-w-what!? I w-wasn’t thinking a-about anything! I promise!
>you 2 look so cute together, so how's the date going?
It was going great until you guys came here!
Are you sure you’re alright? You did hit your head pretty bad…
It hurts a bit, yes… but I’m fine… really…
Maybe we should head home and have Kyra take a look on that…

…You have all my hate right now… all of it!

Insert All the levels_

ask her to kiss it.

and by it I mean your wound.

Suggestion 2013/08/18(Sun)11:17 No. 535437 ID: dbe554

You are the one who panics in such a major manner when we arrive. It's not like we can announce ourselves any less differently..We think anyways. Hm.

*Chimes a bell*

Though if we could we'd restore you to normal so you can continue your date.

*Attempts repairs*

Kaktus 2013/08/18(Sun)12:47 No. 535457 ID: b3ca75
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>*Attempts repairs*
[Subject does not have the necessary implants.]
>*Chimes a bell*
*Ding*
…cute.
>ask her to kiss it.
WHAT!? Y-YOU WANT ME T-TO-

>and by it I mean your wound.
…oh…OH… I thought… nevermind…
How are you feeling? I don’t know how much your unmodified body can handle…
Erin, just because I’m not full of augs doesn’t mean I’m as fragile as an egg.
Sorry…
But if you want to help you can always kiss it better~
...you’re bleeding… are you sure you’re alright?
I’m what? I… actually… I… I f-feel a bit nauseous… and dizzy… maybe I stood up a bit too fast…

Insert Quick, cast Curaga on it!

holy crap dude how hard did you hit your head? OK going to say sorry now and you really should go see a doctor... and I believe Tryos fell asleep so I suggest try calling Jara cause I think she's still up. Good damn dude did you hit a corner or something.

Yep, you've got a concussion. Time to head back to base and get Kyra to help you out with that.

...well, blood by itself doesn't mean much. Head wounds always gush, even if they're not serious. Lotta blood running through the head.

Kaktus 2013/08/18(Sun)13:58 No. 535482 ID: b3ca75
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>Good damn dude did you hit a corner or something.
I-I think I did… yes…
>Yep, you've got a concussion. Time to head back to base and get Kyra to help you out with that.
You got a mild concussion. Nothing major. I recommend some bed rest… preferable not alone.
…how does company help with a concussion.
Oh, it won’t. But it will surely keep your spirits up~
*Yawn*
…won’t… um… e-exhausting myself just make it worse?
Not really. You’re fine for the time being. The rest you had while waiting for the car and the ride home was enough… for the most part. Now shoo, show Erin your bedroom already!
…I’m going to ignore that last part. Erin… I’m sorry that our date ended like this… I screwed up, didn’t I?
I know you prepared your room for tonight!
Dammit Kyra!

Insert Dammit Insert!_

>>535482
You're looking for hanky panky on the first date? Or just some somewhat intimate relaxation? The latter would go over just fine, I expect.

>>535482
Be honest and brave! She's a secret agent: you can't possibly coerce her into something she doesn't want to do.

Ask Tyros what he dreamed about.

Besides, Erin would probably make an alright bedside nurse. Attending to your every need until you are fully better. Every need.

Oh come on and give it a shot. We've been in Erin's head, whatever you got set up probably won't scare her away if that's what you're afraid of. Plus since we kinda are the ones that screwed over your date if something does go wrong we'll talk Erin down for you, it's the least we can do.

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)01:06 No. 535672 ID: b3ca75
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>You're looking for hanky panky on the first date?
Well… no… maybe… I mean, no! I… I just prepared myself for it… just in case… kind off… err…
>Or just some somewhat intimate relaxation?
I was going to end the evening with a massage…
>Besides, Erin would probably make an alright bedside nurse.
…Argh, stop making me imagine Erin in a nurse outfit.
>Attending to your every need until you are fully better.
…that just sounds wrong.
>Every need.
Stop it.
>Every need.
Stop trying to give me a boner!

>Ask Tyros what he dreamed about.
…wait, before we do anything else… um… the voices asked what you dreamt about, Tyros.
Um… A big juicy steak? Why do they ask?
I don’t know…
…okay… that’s not weird at all… anyway, I’m going to bed again… dreaming of my steak…

>Be honest and brave!
…here goes everything!
Erin… um… let me make it up to you… for ruining the date like this. How about we finish this evening with me giving you a massage? In my room?
You’re supposed to be resting you know… so how about I give you a massage instead? I know you bought some scale polish. And stop saying that you screwed up! I had an amazing date… um… actually; this is probably the best evening I’ve had that I can remember…
Thanks Erin…

…wait, what’s that pressing against my leg? …from between hers?

Insert Hugs for everyone!_

>>535672
Ask her.
Once you're alone with her in the candle-lit massage parlor you've turned your room into.

I'll give you a hint it's not a big juicy steak.

well Kyra had a hand in that just so you know.

Well we don't know, we can't feel things like you can. *Innocent whistle*

Also Kyra has been looking at you two while happy the entire time. I wonder if she's cheering internally.

>>535672
You will have to ask her.

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)01:50 No. 535678 ID: b3ca75
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>I'll give you a hint it's not a big juicy steak.
…that’s a given.
>well Kyra had a hand in that just so you know.
…wait, is this the whole “present” thing from yesterday? I’ve still not figured out what that was all about.
>Also Kyra has been looking at you two while happy the entire time. I wonder if she's cheering internally.
Well, she is kind of a pervert, so probably. She’s probably going to ask us to tape anything that happens if we stay here any longer.
>Ask her. Once you're alone with her in the candle-lit massage parlor you've turned your room into.
There… all the c-candles have been lit…
Mmm… strawberry…
Erin… I… um… I… err… how d-do I… um… I felt s-something pressing a-against my leg when we h-hugged… w-what was it?
…um… I… err… one s-second.

[Connection lost…]
[Connection successful… connected to Aether form: Upsilon!]

…guys… what do I do? I’m not really good with this kind of stuff… at all!

Insert Meat in her pocket_

say Kyra helped.

Wait you can force us to reconnect to you? Didn't know that, interesting to know though.

Well you can take the honest route, tell him you thought he might enjoy something extra if he decided if he was with you and that your packing a bolted screw.

You can also hold back, and call it a "surprise" for later if you decide to hanky-panky, something for after the massage and all that, and then slowly unveil it to him.

Or you can panic, shout "Whats over there!" And flee the room. This is not recommended, do not do it.

>>535678
"Do electric sheep dream?" in the darkness outside the room. Man, I am getting sick of these little hints that we're in a fabricated reality. It's not like we can do anything about it. It might even be our own trauma causing hallucinations since we've been through that kind of shit multiple times...

Anyway, tell him after finding out about all the various body modifications that were possible, you were tempted to get one mod in particular. Eventually, you gave in to the temptation, sooooo... you have a dick now!

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)05:28 No. 535696 ID: b3ca75
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>take the honest route, tell him.
Well… um… Kyra helped me with… err… well… you know… um… I…
>Panic, shout "Whats over there!" And flee the room. This is not recommended, do not do it.
Look behind you! It’s the Goodyear blimp!
What? Where? The good in what now? Is that some kind of augmentation?
Run awa- oh shit, you’re standing in the way of the door, aren’t you?
…uh… what?

>You can also hold back, and call it a "surprise" for later.
It’s a… surprise… for later?
Erin…
Alright, fine…
>tell him after finding out about all the various body modifications that were possible, you were tempted to get one mod in particular.
…so I got a… you know… out of curiosity. So I’m a bolt with a screw now…
…y-you’re a w-what? Y-you… d-did this… f-for me?
Well… in part, yes. Half it was for you, half of it was curiosity…
I… I don’t k-know what to say… I… um… I’ve n-never… not a r-real one… I… c-can I… can I ride yo- no wait, I didn’t mean to say that!
Whoa there, lover boy… that’s a bit rushed, don’t you think?
Sorry! I didn’t mean to… it’s just… sorry… I… I s-should go…

Insert Slip of tongue_

Hug him, and ask if he still wants to massage or be massaged, if you can get over your panic and flustering to say that you can help him get over his own panic.

Also beginning to understand why he did everything we said, when he's flustered and he's thinking he'll just say anything out loud.

>>535696
Demand he stay put and take his massage like a man.

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)12:34 No. 535748 ID: b3ca75
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>Hug him, and ask if he still wants to massage or be massaged.
Um… I-I don’t really… um… I…
>Demand he stay put and take his massage like a man.
I owe you a massage for the dinner, alright? A massage and a kiss! I’m not taking a no for an answer.
…y-yes, ma’am…

-------

Ahh… I… I really needed this…
Yes, you did. You’re really tense! …take off your shirt, so I can use the massage oil… and maybe take off those pants too~
Err… isn’t that taking it a bit far?
Nonsense! …wait, are you wearing a thong?
…It m-makes me feel sexy…

[Connection Lost…]

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)12:35 No. 535749 ID: b3ca75
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You are now badly drawn superman.

>Summon old brick joke.
As usual.

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)12:35 No. 535750 ID: b3ca75
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Something something misspelling something.

Boom!

Kaktus 2013/08/19(Mon)12:35 No. 535751 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

Quick jiggle the cartridge!

I DEMAN I REFUND.
THE ALTERNATIVE IS ME BURNING DOWN YOUR BSINESS AAND/OR PLACE OF RESIDENCE.