Hey check out that naked creep over there. I think he is staring at your but.

Quick, comb your back fur! Oh wait, never mind.

oh, well now, seems we got some weird stuff happening. that guy over there may be related to you somehow?

>>519669
Well, it is a nice butt...

Venian 2013/06/26(Wed)19:48 No. 519689 ID: 6435b3
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I don't recognize him. Don't recall seeing anyone like him in the family.

"Um. Hey."

"Hey? Do you know where we are?"

"No, I was hoping you did."

Well that was pointless...

>>519689
Pretty sure this is a dream. Why not imagine yourself a bridge?

Also, suddenly realize you are dreaming about being naked with another man.

ask what he was doing before he found himself here

also ask him if his name is Sergei don't ask me why I just have a hunch is all

Venian 2013/06/27(Thu)10:43 No. 519793 ID: 1aa29f
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Why imagine a bridge when there is one right here? Ugh, it's like the Second Hell. Wait, why should I care if we're naked? Granted it's annoying, with these lost souls grabbing at my loins

"Off! Get off!"

He seems a bit meek...

"Careful on these things! They'll try to drag you down!"

"Yeep! Thanks for the tip."

Anyway, I don't think now is the time for asking names, the only way forward seems to move further from him. I doubt I'll be able to speak to him afterwards.

"Hey! Know any halfbreeds?"

"Plenty, why?"

"I was just wondering if maybe you are getting into some trouble with some cult. One Purpose sound familiar?"

"No, I haven't dealt with any cults..."

The hells' was that about?

Two of the same thing on the front page?

IT'S DOUBLE QUEST TIME

Oh he's being hunted by some cult for reasons, and we also seem to be helping him the same as we are helping you. No we don't know what's going on either but no point in worrying about that now so lets keep on moving on.

Also we think he might be related to you but seeing how he is part sergal and those only just got introduced to your world only a short while ago much less in the time it would take a sargel to have a half breed child and then have that kid have a kid which is who you just saw I think he's from a bit feather down your family tree. We have no prof though so we could be dead wrong.

basically, TIME TRAVEL. just repeat the mantra "i hate time travel" whenever we use that as an explanation.

Venian 2013/06/29(Sat)12:51 No. 520240 ID: 1aa29f
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Ugh, my family is large and complicated enough without adding in possible future descendants into the mix.

"Do you have any idea where you're even going?"

"Forward. No other way to go."

"But-"

"I'll be fine."

You know I think I am starting to hate time travel. Yes, I do hate time travel.

"Hey, what's your name?"

I hate time travel.

Venian 2013/06/29(Sat)12:52 No. 520242 ID: 1aa29f
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rrrRRRGH I take it back, I don't hate time travel.

I HATE PUZZLES!

uhhhh, so got any idea how this thing works?

The rock formation kind of resembles an upside-down version of the one on the left.

Hmm. Hmmmmm.

Slap the shit out of everything until it works.

Look underneath the panel. Is there anything there?

Look for clues or hints as to what all this puzzle bullshit means.

Venian 2013/06/29(Sat)19:57 No. 520347 ID: 1aa29f
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I find nothing, so I'm going with the slapping plan. Why are there the family sigils out here? Why do they light up when I slap them? Why does nothing happen after they light up?

Try making them all light up. They might *cough*bridge*cough* activate something elsewhere.

try holding them down. hold the first and second for a bit. then take hand off of first, to the third, hold, move second to 4th. and hold. then let go and wait.

... ah shit I see what's going on hit one of the symbols and hold it and we'll tell you if it's doing anything or not. If you're wondering what's going on it seems you and the other guy are indirectly helping each other out to get past this joyful little obstacle course... no I'm not making this shit up.

Venian 2013/06/30(Sun)14:05 No. 520433 ID: 1aa29f
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Damn thing. Only one is lit at a time. I can't get the-oh again?! The moment I press another it doesn't matter if I'm still holding the last one, it'll shut off.

stay how you are! the bridge is stable now.

Success! Or we bullshitted that puzzle. But don't you worry you're one giant floating vagina away from the next step.

ok then now just be on the look out for anything that looks like it will let you move forward, might take us a minute to figure it out though.

Venian 2013/07/02(Tue)11:30 No. 520825 ID: 1aa29f
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Is that what I'm waiting for? Nevermind I'm going for it!

Venian 2013/07/02(Tue)11:48 No. 520830 ID: 1aa29f
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"FFFFUUUUUU-mmph!"

"Oh hey it worked."

"Yes, thank you whoever you are..."

"Um. Don't mention it. Now what?"

NOW NOTHING. I HAVE WHAT I WANTED.

"Oh what now?"

PERFECT. JUST PERFECT. TWO SUBJECTS IN PERFECT SYNC WITH EACH OTHER.

"Who are you?"

"Yes, show yourself!"

I'M IN FRONT OF YOU.

talking vagina, that's new.

Venian 2013/07/02(Tue)12:07 No. 520835 ID: 1aa29f
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"Wait. You're that boy. You're dead!"

HE IS. AND HIS SOUL BELONGS TO THE MASTER. AS WILL YOURS. THE ONE AND THE TWO.

"Stop trying to confuse me!"

I'M NOT. YOU JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND. YOU WILL SERVE THE MASTER AS I DO. AS THE TWO WILL.

"I serve no one but my family! Send me back at once!"

AND I WILL, OH GREAT ONE. OH WAIT, THAT HASN'T HAPPENED TO YOU YET. SOME ADVICE OH GREAT ONE, YOU BEST KEEP THOSE YOU TRUST CLOSE BY YOUR SIDE. THEY WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE IN THE TRIALS TO COME. SO FAR, YOU HAVE SIMPLY CAST THEM ASIDE FOR YOUR AMBITION, BUT NO MORE. THE MASTER DEMANDS YOU LIVE, AND THAT MEANS KEEPING YOUR FAMILY CLOSE.

Weird, the other guy is seeing a dead cultist that tried to kill him earlier today and he's hearing different shit as well. oh and is seems you're part of a prophecy that we heard about from a dying cultist earlier today (yes the same guy that's talking to the other guy)

It's a lure, like an anglerfish. Attack it and you'll be on that hook. Ignore the monster vagina and take a look at that staff with an orb on it.

Venian 2013/07/07(Sun)18:41 No. 522558 ID: 1aa29f
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"Out of the way beast."

HA! I KNEW IT. AFRAID TO FACE REALITY. A STORM IS APPROACHING GREAT ONE AND NOT EVERYONE WILL SURVIVE. OH I WONDER IF GYOJI WILL..

"Gyoji? What does she have in all of this?"

OH HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? SHE IS STILL THERE. SUCH DEVOTION EVEN AS YOU CAST HER TO THE SIDE. A SHAME SHE MAY NOT MAKE IT.

"What does she have anything to do with this?! Why are you so focused on her?! Answer me!"

IS THAT CONCERN? DON'T WORRY GREAT ON, YOU WILL SEE.

You managed to manipulate that giant Guardian earlier. Distract this abomination!

[PSYCHIC STORM]

Lets try and root around inside this things head.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END oh never mind that's probably been done already.

piss off already

[PERILS OF THE WARP]

Venian 2013/07/12(Fri)14:18 No. 524020 ID: 1aa29f
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WHAT THE-WHAT IS THIS?! THIS HORRID WHITE FLUFFY THING! CEASE YOUR ENDLESS SONG! STOP! STOP THE MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC!

Good, I almost reached it, keep it distracted!

. . . row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.

God forgive me.
*ahem*
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL, IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL~
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL, IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL~
(Repeat ad infinum)

oh if this is what we're doing

1,000,000,000 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 1,000,000,000 BOTTLES OF BEER, TAKE ON DOWN PASS IT AROUND 999,999,999 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL (and just keep going)

RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE do do do dodido~
RING RING RING RING BANANA PHOOOOOOOOOONE~

>>524020
WHEN I WAS...
A YOUNG BOY...
MY FATHER...
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY...

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

>>524020
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ
I can't believe this wasn't the first reply.

(I honestly wish we could drive people insane more often.We're basicly concentrated insanity and madness.)

 

>>524161
Oh, you're driving people insane? Here, use this.

>>524163
(My god)

Venian 2013/07/20(Sat)12:56 No. 525810 ID: 1aa29f
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ARGRHGHRHBAHBRAHBRHGRBAGBRLARBHARBGAOLBGWAJEBHHEBAHRGBHRBHGEBWHGBEGEHERBAHDFBAHEDBHABDHHSDB
KAHKWBESHDBFHKBYQGEABHBFHKABRJHEAGBRJHBKJABFKJ

Venian 2013/07/20(Sat)12:59 No. 525814 ID: 1aa29f
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! STOP! STOP IT PLEASE! NO MORE!

I have it! I have the sta

>>525814
>>525810
Oh god, I can't stop laughing

Venian 2013/07/20(Sat)13:06 No. 525817 ID: 1aa29f
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"Ah didna do aught! Yer bloke woke up on his own accord!"

Venian 2013/07/20(Sat)13:09 No. 525820 ID: 1aa29f
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"Uh-huh, and that welt on his cheek I bet that's just magically appeared..."

"S'not my fault ye folk bruise easy!"

I guess the staff was unnecessary. What did you-actually never mind. You manage to drive some otherworldly monster insane, I'd rather not know the process.

is rather simple actually, imagine the 10 most annoying songs ever being sung by 1000 people, without pause.

it did raise one good point though, you need some heirs. if you know what i mean.

No, no don't imagine. We need you sane.

>>525820
I WANNA DO IT AGAIM

you take us to the most interesting places you know that right, without you we would never have fun. Anyways people behind you.

Venian 2013/07/27(Sat)16:48 No. 528393 ID: 1aa29f
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Well good that you had fun, but I'd rather not have a repeat of any of that.

"There, see? Nary a scratch on 'im so shut it!"

"Iagn. The hells is going on?"

"Oh Veni. Long story, okay startin form the beginning. Um a big hole came up under those barraks we were ready to sleep in? Remember that?"

"Yes..."

"Well according to 'Kellach' here, that hole was some sort of ambush tactic being used by, uh. What were they called again?"

"The Gormoamhi!"

"Wait, you're daoine."

"Well aren't you the sharp one? Yes, I'm Daoine! What's it to ye?"

"It's just I've never heard of your clan leaving your island. Let alone the hills. Why are you here?"

"Oh finally one of ye remember."

"Okay now I'm lost. Veni, how'd do you know them?"

"Remember Iagn, our family had a brief trade deal with them. We gave them some of our weapons and helped them carve out some territory from the Coinin. They gave us the Coinin prisoners in return? Father told you it was the day you were born! Remember?"

"...uh."

"No. Well we did. You had some of the best land on the Northern isles, why are you here?"

"The Coinin happened. Bastards held a grudge fer a long time after that. They mustered other clans ta help them with the promise of a cut of the land. They overran us and tossed us off the isles..."

"Sorry to hear that happened."

"Ah spare me yer pity! We got a bigger problem! The Gormoamhi took yer womenfolk, just like the abominations took my sister! We're gettin' em back!"

"Yeah what he said. That fuzzy thing waving at ya's the natives down here. Can't understand a word they're sayin, but they're keen to help. Kellach never would have found us if it weren't for them."

Gods, this is a lot to swallow at once. The attack, that dream, Kellach's story. Wait.

"ACH-KA!"

"What, what?"

"My family was planning to come to your territory! They are planning a campaign and were going to move south from there!"

"Well...they'll be in fer a nasty surprise when they land."

"YOU! DO THAT THING! THAT THING THAT MAKES YOU SWITCH! GYOJI IS WITHT THEM! Gods, I thought she'd be safer surrounded by them, but that dream, this must be what that creature was talking about! Just hurry!

Quick off to save the day!

okay, we'll try. [switch to Gyoji]

>>528393
On it.
[Switch to Gyoji]
CALL A RETREAT! THE KELLACH LANDS HAVE FALLEN, YOU'RE WALKING INTO A TRAP!

Venian's orders, for what it matters.

Well that is bad
[Switch to gyoji]
PULL BACK NOW some werd stuf just went down and we have intel saying that were your going is now classed as 'nomans land' or as close as it can get to us oh and there orders form ven

>>528393
[Switch to Gyoji] FALL BACK, FALL BACK!
IT'S A TRAP! RETREAT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

[switch to Gyoji]

Hey Gyoji guess what we just found out. All of the daoine's land was overran by the Coinin and they're still pretty pissed what you guys and the daoine did to them so we just thought we'd give you a heads up before you walked into the little cluster fuck.

Gyoji 2013/08/03(Sat)15:28 No. 531163 ID: 1aa29f
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Wait, wait calm down. I barely understood that, retreat? Trap? Ambush? Veni-Lord Venian?

Gyoji 2013/08/03(Sat)15:29 No. 531164 ID: 1aa29f
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H-he sent the message? And he wanted you to tell me first? He really trusts me that much?

Gyoji 2013/08/03(Sat)15:29 No. 531165 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh wait. Ambush. That's bad!

Gyoji 2013/08/03(Sat)15:40 No. 531172 ID: 1aa29f
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"Oi! Venian-Father! Bad place! No good!"

"Sorry Gyoji? I don't understand, do you have a trouble with this place?"

Damn, I wish Venian's father could speak nenji. I can barely speak any Rezan! Dammit, what was the word for surprise again?!

"No! Place not good! Fighting fast!"

"Uh...okay..."

"GRRRMMMMM!"

point over the horizon and mime yourself getting stabbed and killed.

>>531172
Hrm...
[Translate for her]

If we can't do that, then maybe this: "Venian message! Enemy land! Surprise fight!"

OK, I forget, do other people have the ability to hear us, if a host comes into contact?

Try saying the name of the country, and the word for "enemy" and the word for "waiting".

Tell them that Venian says enemies hide here.

the words daoine and Coinin the same in every language or not? If they are point ahead and say Coinin's land not Daonine or at least say that to the best of your ability.

Gyoji 2013/08/04(Sun)19:02 No. 531506 ID: 1aa29f
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"Uh-dbum...CO-EE-NEEN! This land Co-ee-neen. To wait in land! Uh...no, no Da-een!"

"What you're saying that Coinin are trying to ambush us?"

"Yes!"

"Well that would certainly explain all those coinin the forward force ran into."

gyoji:"..."

By the nine. They butchered them!

>>531506
I-I don't even see any weapons on the bodies. Not even a dagger.

try and explain that the land is full of them, Venian send you a long range message.

Say "No, Venian say! This land, ALL Coanin! ALL Coanin!"

try to say "this Coinin land now, no daoine land, all coinin."

Baron 2013/08/14(Wed)17:12 No. 534455 ID: 1aa29f
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"No! This land, ALL Coinin! ALL Coinin! No Daoine!"

"Oh so you were paying attention to my briefings, wonderful. Well The presence of any Coinin on this land tells me as much. A pity, the Daoine were quite generous folk, damn shame to see them gone. Damn shame...Oh well, at least this provides us an opportunity to stretch our legs, get the blood flowing again and whatnot. War's coming early."

I have no idea what he just said.

he seems to be taking the idea as a challenge.

to keep it short he basically said, "eh, that sucks but on the plus side we now have someones ass to kick" basically he's declaring war... or at least one hell of a fight.

>>534455
"Venian message! Say go back! Needs us to return!"

or maybe "venian magic talk, not fight"

>>534514
>>534516
Nah, they're aware of the threat. That's good enough.

>>534455
"An ambuscade, if discovered and promptly surrounded, will repay the intended mischief with interest."

You did what you needed to. If they want to fight, let them.

Baron 2013/08/24(Sat)19:04 No. 537214 ID: 1aa29f
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They want to fight?! Are they crazy?!

"No fight! Venian say go back! Too many! How can we fight many?!"

"Like so my dear. Send message to Splendor. Mark target 30 degrees north, 23 degrees east of the shore line. Precision strike."

"What you say?"

"You'll see..."

"Nothing's happeni-ACH KA!"

Did that settlement just spontaneously combust, or were the giant arrows of solid green fire just moving too fast for you to see them hit it?

neat... so what do we do when they try and counter attack us?

Baron 2013/08/30(Fri)17:44 No. 538485 ID: 1aa29f
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"But-but what about them?! They go to fight back!"

"Well that's what the army we bought along is for. These people want their Rite, they better be ready to fight."

Oh my. I guess they thought of everything.

>>538485
Oh. Well, I suppose we don't need to worry too much about them. I suppose we should go inform Veni, then.

well alright he seems to have all the bases covered then so I don't think we have to worry about it to much. It almost seem like he came here expecting a fight. I wounder if he was just playing it safe or was just hoping someone would try to pick a fight with him just so he could have some fun?

Baron 2013/09/08(Sun)16:55 No. 539904 ID: 1aa29f
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My father's handling it? Of course he would. Knowing him, he must have been praying for an ambush, anything for a chance to show off his tactical knowledge. But given Kellach's story I was expecting something much worse. Ah well.

Wish I had as much confidence. I have very little information to what I'm getting into.

Apparently those Gormo-Gurma-gum-I'm just going to call them Gorm are squatting in some ruins that Kellach claims used to be a home for those little furry things

Baron 2013/09/08(Sun)16:56 No. 539905 ID: 1aa29f
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That doesn't help me because I have no idea what the layout is, the 'building plans' are unhelpful, and I don't know how many are in there.

Assaulting it is just me, Iagn, Kellach, a handful of Rezans in their nightgowns and those furry things!

ok then maybe we can help, what do you know about the Gormoamhi, what is your groups skills again, what can the little fuzz piles do, and could you try asking one what it knows about the ruins, I mean even if you can't understand a word they say we might and you did just say they use to live here so they might know some hidden passages or something to help tip the odds in our favor.

Wait a sec who are you?(if we already know them just dont use this post)

>>539971
it's obviously venian

i recommend a decapitating strike. figure out who the leader is and hit them.

Baron 2013/09/15(Sun)13:05 No. 540673 ID: 1aa29f
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Good idea. With what little I have going in, I cannot face an open conflict Hopefully they can understand me.

"Do any of you little fellows know of any secret entrances or backdoors?"

"Yeah'ye bettr'git wit'me. I know'teh place ril'good!"

Well good news, they understand me. Bad news, I can barely understand them. They butcher the language so badly...

"Um...alright. Do you even know what to look for?"

"No buts'I gitssa good'dea'a where she'be."

"She?"

"Jus'lem'me do'duh sneakins. You gots'anythin good'fer da'sneakins?"

Baron 2013/09/15(Sun)13:08 No. 540674 ID: 1aa29f
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"Good for the 'sneakins'?"

"Ya y'know like stuff'what that'll keep dem bi'bloo tings all'a'messin wit'da thinkin'brains n'stuff."

"Oh I think I see what you mean. I think. Yes I do have some."

"Well'com'on den. Wha'cha got?"

Baron 2013/09/15(Sun)13:13 No. 540676 ID: 1aa29f
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"Well I have about 10 glyph stamps. 5 of them induce sleep, the other 5 induce paralysis, each one is good for an hour. I have several noise rocks."

"Wha'da hecks'da nois'rock?"

"You throw it, and it makes a popping sound when it hits. And in worse case scenario, I still have a vial of rage toxin. You might want to stay away though, inhaling the fumes is it's primary entrance."

"Is dat'all ya got? S'not too much an'I'dunna'know how many o'da'bloo thins we'gunna run inta."

"Well sorry, but I wasn't given much because I was expected to infiltrate and sabatoge with a team! Not by myself!

"Um I'm still here Veni."

"Your the muscle in case subterfuge fails."

"Oh yeah...so I'll wait here then?"

Baron 2013/09/15(Sun)13:14 No. 540677 ID: 1aa29f
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"Yeah I guess I'll wait here then..."

sooo what are we looking at right now?

if the female is gonna get a beating, being a big damn hero will get you someone on the inside.

Baron 2013/09/19(Thu)17:21 No. 541239 ID: 1aa29f
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Right then! Paralysis on the guard.

"You'll be alright now. Please-"

Baron 2013/09/19(Thu)17:22 No. 541240 ID: 1aa29f
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"AKAATA! AKAATA!"

"Wait dammit! I just helped you!"

Bet you just tasered her boyfriend or something.

dammit, i said wait until she is getting a beating THEN step in, saving someone from a threat is different then saving someone currently being hurt.

use that thing in your left hand to trip her.

...why did you revel yourself? sigh, see if you can't take her out before she calls this whole place down on our heads.

Also unless AKAATA is a name we can't understand her so if things take a turn for the worst we probably won't be able to talk our way out.

Baron 2013/10/06(Sun)23:27 No. 543295 ID: 1aa29f
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"Take her down!"

"Git ovr'ere biatch!"

I'm starting to doubt she was ever in trouble in the first place.

Baron 2013/10/07(Mon)00:26 No. 543303 ID: 1aa29f
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"Wus'wrong wit'ya? I thought ya're supposed to be all good wit'da sneakins?"

"I made the mistake thinking she would be able to help us."

"Nothin these bloo'bastids know dat'I'dun already know."

"Uh...noted.

alright then hide the bodies or at least make it look like they're snuggling or something and ask the little guy where to head off from here.

Baron 2013/10/12(Sat)12:28 No. 543984 ID: 1aa29f
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I suppose that works. It'd be better if no one came by.

"Dat wuz a'gud'n puttin'em like dat when'dey sleepin'."

"Um that is good? Anyway, where do you keep prisoners? I'm sure these squatters are using the same rooms for the same purpose."

"We'got summ'a da cages down'dere but those were fer da bad'ns. For da import'nt guys'n'such we 'ad da jail'rooms up top. Dunno wich'uns dese basteds use."

standard cells are below you but they have more high security cell near the top of this place... Ask which one is likely less guarded and head there.

At a random guess I would think the lower ones, though checking out the one likely to be less guarded or easier to get to first makes sense.

Baron 2013/10/14(Mon)00:04 No. 544208 ID: 1aa29f
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Alright. I'll scout both first before deciding.

To the bottom we have...what the

"Oh dem basteds dun'dug up our jails'n'stuff! An' wha'da'hell iz'dat?"

Okay, the Guardian was strange enough. But TWO?! TWO FUCKING METAL MONSTERS?! IN THE SAME PLACE?! And why the hells does that thing have Rokof 622 on its chest? When did the Rokof build this?! How could they build it?! It-I-This-

Look on the bright side. At least they're excavating it, not building it from scratch

if the activate button or control system is intact we may be able to gain control of this one. they must of altered the other one's programs a little, but this one will be fresh and will follow us without getting confused.

[activate Rokof 622
take control of Rokof 622]

I feel time shenanigans are in play here. anyways since this thing is down here that means our friends are up top... we should probably do something about this thing though.

>>544208
Rokof 622: Stand up and commence self-reassembly.

>>544240
i think we should save it doing anything for an emergency, i just want to give it some conditionals and have it erase all access codes other then ours so only we can tell it what to do or who to listen to.
the girl from before pulled out an access card when she tried to talk to the other one, may be too late to do that one but if we change this ones access codes at the start it should work.

Probably time travel related. Capturing these artifacts to reverse-engineer them (and ideally all of them so your enemies can't) is just about the most important priority you can have right now.
It looks like they are putting at least some of the prisoners to work excavating it.

Baron 2013/10/18(Fri)22:25 No. 544664 ID: 1aa29f
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Command: Stand_up unable to comply.
Unit has not yet assembled all essential components

Re-Assembly Failure
Error 2231: Essential component obj//l_arm_receive not responding
Error 2231: Essential component obj//l_ccable not responding
Error 2231: Essential component obj//r_arm_recieve not responding
Error 2230: Essential component obj//r_ccable unable to form connection

Commencing scan
Obstructions around obj// l_arm_recieve, l_ccable, r_arm_recieve detected.
Unidentified foreign entities detected around obj//l_ccable

Commencing prg.lockdown.lvl5

[switch control back to previous]

good news and bad news,
good news, it listens, bad news, it wont get up until the arms are free.

>>544664
[Diagnostic: List available functionality]

Baron 2013/10/26(Sat)15:17 No. 545450 ID: 1aa29f
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Available func.

1. Cont. Power Recovery
2. Break Lockdown
3. Emergency Asset Denial

Query information about options if available, otherwise go with 1.

Baron 2013/11/01(Fri)17:30 No. 546281 ID: 1aa29f
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1. Reactor power too low for self repair. Charge level at current ability will be complete in : +100 hours

2. Pilot Approval Required/ Lift Lockdown /Lockdown_Effect.Access_denied

3. Pilot Approval Required/ Destruction of suit, pilot and all Rezan technology and assets /Lockdown_Effect.Access_denied

continue self repair
deny access to everyone but us, possible compromise of security cards.
pilot will be assigned after repairs complete.

Shit the thing has a self destruct. Baron, whoever built this thing didn't want the secret to get out. It sounds like they were mercenaries with rivals. Inside it are the words inscribed "Pilot Approval Required" so we must be looking at some sort of mechanical boat shaped like a man!

Its writings change to the phrase "arm not responding" so there must be a mechanism in the arm socket that starts to turn when the arm is removed, creating that writing. This mechanism may also be able to reattach the arm. Sort of like how a watchmaker can repair a clockwork watch, so if he himself were clockwork then he could repair himself.

This says that nobody can cause it to move, or self destruct, unless they are the pilot. It also says that it is gaining power! In 100 hours it will be ready to make use of that power, and whoever is the pilot will be very powerful indeed.

tl;dr you have 100 hours to commandeer it before all hell breaks loose.

>>546326
little condescending, he understands tech.

>>546330

What is this "tech" you speak of? Forsooth, man! Just because you are a departed spirit from an enlightened age does not mean your brethren share that luxury! In my day you were lucky if you were able to read, much less know of fantastic fables such as clockwork watchmakers! And we had to plow to the parish in the snow, uphill both ways!

Baron 2013/11/08(Fri)23:23 No. 547171 ID: 1aa29f
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Well I'll leave you to handle it then because nothing you said made sense. If there is nothing else, I'm heading back up. If that machine can't help me level the place, then there's nothing for me here.

Except the hundred hours bit.

Oh and I used another paralysis stamp.

basically, after time up someone needs to go stand on it and we will say they are it's new pilot. it will then open up a seat for them. and they will drive it. like a giant set of armor.

so find anything interesting while we were out?

It might be able to help you level the place, in 100 hours. It might not. It is pretty trashed, and there is no indication of just how much power enough power is. I doubt it's a ballerina robot though.

>>547171
It said 100+. Meaning OVER 100 hours. It could be never.
However, it also said that was IF it doesn't get its parts re-attached. If they were to be reattached it would cut that estimate down considerably - as they are disconnected, it may be expecting it has to REPLACE the limbs instead of simply REPAIR them.

[Attempt to call the other mech here for heavy lifting assistance.]

Baron 2013/11/11(Mon)17:02 No. 547627 ID: 1aa29f
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[The other mech is busy smiting invading blasphemers and cannot be reached at the moment]

Baron 2013/11/17(Sun)23:04 No. 548834 ID: 1aa29f
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As for the top side...Well there are some sentries that pass by.

I doubt they can see me, all these torches about, the shadows must appear really dark to them. I can also tell prisoners are being moved up here. The problem is I sell no other dark areas, and I don't know how many there are on the other side of this damn wall.

We can't see all the way around the corner, but from what we can see there is just a prisoner lying there. You could try listening once the guards move away.

Um, remind me of what we plan to do once we actually find the prisoners. I don't think we have much in the way of equipment to give them or fighters to fight our way out.

Use your whip thing to blot out the torches, and climb up that gap in the wall.

That should give you a good view of everything without getting spotted.

Suggestion 2013/11/22(Fri)14:35 No. 549500 ID: 1aa29f
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My strategy is quite basic. From what I've seen these people are poorly equipped and barely have anything that can be called training. Their main tactic seems to be ambush meaning any prolonged fight will eventually be to their disadvantage. Given how many spears and short swords I've seen, they are armed to fight defensively, and will probably try to meet an attack by setting up somewhere they cannot be surrounded.

My best guess is once Kellach and whatever he can muster tries to attack from the front, they'll form that choke point at the gatehouse as that will form a narrow passage where they can use whatever numbers they have to their advantage.

..also it will keep Kellach from finding that monstrosity in the basement.

I intend to lead the prisoners in a second attack on their rear. Given how these squatters STILL haven't cleaned out the remains of this fort's previous occupants, I doubt they keep close watch on where they store all the captured weapons. With their light armor and little coordination, that should be enough to take out a majority of them.

Baron 2013/11/22(Fri)14:41 No. 549502 ID: 1aa29f
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Speak of the Pariah, there's some right now. Like I said, these things don't appear to intelligent. Don't bother using better weapons with higher quality metal, just shove them in a corner. That's sounds logical...

perhaps they feel that weapons used by the enemy are 'unclean' or something to that effect. and so are useless other then trophies.

also is that a lazer gun on the floor? if so then awesome. and makes sense, with the giant robot nearby other powerful weapons should be around.

Are all those weapons made of... iron?

Baron 2013/11/27(Wed)14:55 No. 550090 ID: 1aa29f
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Most of these weapons are a mix of different alloys. The great sword though seems to be iron. A bit crude too. Let me see, good balance, plenty of scratches as sign of a lot of use. The metal seems to be a bit haphazard in some places, like the blade snapped off and they crudely hammered it back on.

Yes, this is daoine quality. Didn't that daoine boy from earlier, what was his name...Kellach. Didn't he say he had a sister trapped here? This might be her sword. I hope I'm right, a daoine berserker hitting the back of their defensive line would tear them apart.

Wait? Lazer? Is that even a real word? The hells is a lazer? And why so tiny?

Baron 2013/11/27(Wed)14:57 No. 550091 ID: 1aa29f
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Well I suppose it might be used to have an extra weapon on hand. What can a 'lazer' do anyway?

"AGNAATU-"

Baron 2013/11/27(Wed)14:57 No. 550092 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh good I can test this on him, maybe if i-WHATTHE?!

Baron 2013/11/27(Wed)14:58 No. 550094 ID: 1aa29f
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This?! Wha- It- How did- It's like a cannon I can fit in my hand! How the hells does this kind of thing even work?!

yes, the beam is just a LOT of energy focused on a tiny point. did one of the lights on it go dark? if so then the lights are a shot counter. however many green lights are left lit is how many times you can use it before it needs more power put into it. how to do that will probably require being at your lab. so save it for like, a huge armored guard is in your way and you have no way around him.
this is also why we want the robot, it probably has a BIGGER one of those in it.

do you think the guy's... mistress? can give you directions.

Uhh...You saw the green light it shot right? Hit people you're fighting with that, and they...Hrrm.
'm not sure if he got disintegrated (imagine being forced through a grid of lots and lots of swords-ideally you end up with a pile of semi-unreconizable sand-like bits, as blue dude found out.)
MORE IMPORTANTLY! He has a concubine, and she looks like something you CAN talk to, with any luck, to learn more about these blue dudes and what's up with them.

>>550094
It's a LASER.
It stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. It creates a high intensity beam of phase-locked light, resulting in a single coherent beam with a very low diffusion rate.

In simpler terms? You know how you can use a lens and sunlight to start a fire? That's the most similar thing within your people's understanding of science.

There are a few other technologies which the weapon could be using instead, but since you're concerned with functionally it's a moot point.

What I CAN tell you is that it uses a limited supply of ammo which you will not be able to replace, and trying to research it so you can make your own would be both a waste of time and the attempt would be likely to get your top researchers killed. Save it for serious threats.
More relevant to the immediate situation, if they produced this weapon then their metal weapons are most likely a ruse, and thus the quality is irrelevant.

Did Kellach tell you his sister's name? It would probably be best to ask the sex slave if it's her. Either way you should inform her that she's being rescued, and proceed to gently interrogate her for tactical information.

Unfortunately the information we can give you on lasers is limited as the ones we've seen that can do damage like that were more along the size of a horse, and less the size of a banana.

I suspect a small and more advanced version of a Rezan cannon is exactly what it is, which would make sense as these weapons seem to be from future Rezans. (If it was a laser like we are familiar with the beam wouldn't be visible and the effect would be almost entirely heat based rather than the apparent impact of this one.)

Anyway, you seem to have the basics of using it, and judging by the lights it probably has two shots left before it needs a recharge.

Baron 2013/11/27(Wed)23:41 No. 550129 ID: 1aa29f
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I'll give you that. I don't know if I can ever replenish this 'laser'. But I don't think these brutes manage to make one. There is just too much that doesn't add up. Only the women were 'working'. The only male I've seen was busy raping this Sea Elf...they can't even treat their slaves properly. She reeks of him, she looks malnourished, and her eyes aren't focusing on anything. If I find out they did this to any of my family I'm going to slaughter EVERY SINGLE ONE OF- focus...focus...

"You. Do you understand me?"

"Nyuh...yu no nem..."

"Focus. Focus on me. Do. You. Understand?"

"...ye-yeash. Yes. I lrrrrr"

"Stay on me. Look at me. You are safe now. Safe. You understand that? Safe. I need to know things. Listen close now. I need to know. Did you see a daoine?"

"Dun-nu...dunnanneen?"

"Okay something easier. Elf. Did you see any elves here?"

"Yes! Yea'elfss. They got thms."

"Good girl. Now, a daoine is an elf. With rabbit ears."

"Bunn ears? There ws one...wif elfs."

"Where? Where are they?"

"O'er...or there."

She motions to the corridor further down the...I guess this tunnel.

"You, just hide now alright? I'll help you get free, but I need to find the others. Just hide alright? Hey-"

Wait, where the hells did that little fuzzball go?

>>550129
You mean the 'dead'... Gnoll, was it? that was behind the wall before you climbed over it? No idea.

OH! You were speaking of your small armored companion! Lets see... Last we saw of him was when you decided to scout out the two prison locations.
He likely saw the direction you were heading in and opted to go to the other location.

Baron 2013/11/29(Fri)15:53 No. 550290 ID: 1aa29f
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Well isn't that just perfect. My guide gets lost, and I'm stuck with a barely lucid elf. I can't take her with me, she'll be more burden than use, but I need her to stay quiet so as not to attract the guards.. Though, the latter may be moot. They'll just follow the smell of cooked organs.

In any case, I need to find the others, free them, signal Kellach to start his attack, and get some semblance of order amongst the captives for an offensive...while keeping the deadweight from tripping us over.

sounds like a plan chief. any boxes around? wearing a box over you and staying still when someone is looking is surprising effective for stealth.

Yes, definitely Rezan not Laser.

Which of the captives do you think is most likely to aid in a combat situation? Do you know where they're being kept? It's obviously not by that big metal man thing. Can you hear anyone who doesn't sound like a big blue mofo?

Baron 2013/12/04(Wed)16:52 No. 550773 ID: 1aa29f
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Of course, the girl motioned over here.

"Veni? Kot-Ma it is! Veni, get us out of here!"

Wait...three, four...

"Not everyone is here, what's going on?"

"Those bug things. They took some of us up those stairs further down the hall. Where's everybody else?"

"Waiting for my signal, just hold on, I'll get you out. Where's the key?"

"There ain't one. This barrier is worked by some switch, I hear some clicking sound behind the walls every time they open and close the things. Find that switch Veni, I want to kill these freaks!"

Damn, I hate to leave them all like this; and no time to look for a box.

switches like this are rarely far from the thing it controls, so you can watch it work. the wall to the left is kinda suspicious.

another thing you can do is tell them to get back an shoot the laser at rightmost bar near the base cutting it. then they can lever it out while you move.

Baron 2013/12/06(Fri)13:29 No. 550960 ID: 1aa29f
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You know what? I'll take the second option. This thing is loud, and I'm sure someone heard the first shot.

"Get back, I'm blowing the cage!"

"What?!"

"I said get back!"

I hope this is just as effective against metal and stone

Baron 2013/12/06(Fri)13:31 No. 550961 ID: 1aa29f
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Ack! Godshit! It's even louder!

Baron 2013/12/06(Fri)13:38 No. 550962 ID: 1aa29f
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"Veni...the hells is that thing?!"

"Later! Your weapons were stashed just outside, get them and hurry back, we're running on a short schedule!"

"Venian wait. There was some daoine in the back of the cell. She hasn't said anything to anyone since we were in there though. What should we do with her?"

"Wait, thought the concubine said she was with the elves. She must be even more out of it than I thought."

"What concubine?"

just say in the other room where they had the weapon pile, and maybe point. but remind them we have a time limit.

Check that daoine in the back more closely. She looks sort of fucked up.

>>550962
I'd suggest pointing to the woman outside the door and saying "You carry her. Her safety's a priority."

The concubine could be messed up, or she could be under some sort of mental domination. We should still rescue her, of course, but it would be best to be wary of her.

Baron 2013/12/09(Mon)20:07 No. 551304 ID: 1aa29f
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"Come with me. If she is unable to support herself, then carry her. Her safety's a priority."

Ugh, the closer I get, the more it smells. What did they do to this girl?

"Sssshrrr chr...sh...Ah-ahma. Ahmm gunna get me swer-miserd-mi-mi-mu-mmmm...gunna get me swerd back 'n ah gunna kill ye...ah gunna kill ye n' keep killin ye, an ah gunna cut yer bloo balls off."

"Hey! You are safe now, okay? Can. You. Hear. Me. Can you stand?"

"Mnuh?" "Whoozat?"

"I'm Venian. Your brother. Kellach. You remeber Kellach? He's here to rescue you."

"Kellak? Oh kells dear, ye shudna be here. Kellsy, kellsy a wee lad like ye shudna be here. Dont fret none little un."

"No, I'm Veni-"

"Shh, shoosh now little kells, ah'll get the big bloo monsters er yeah, don't ye fret none. Just let me get me sword alright kells? No more tears now me little bairn. Ol' Devina'll scare em off. Just need tae find me sword...can ye help me find me sword kells? Ah cannae seem ta find it."

>>551304
I hope she's just drugged off her ass. The implications otherwise are... disturbing.
Still, it would be best to first check her for signs of injury. We don't have time for proper triage, but a quick check for obvious injuries is in order.

The best way to get her to cooperate is to work with her delusional state instead of against it. She thinks you're her brother, and she thinks she's in good enough condition to help.

Your best bet would be to motion the woman you picked to help over to you and wisper for her to play along, then say something like this:
"Yes, we'll find your sword so you can fight them off, but first we need to get all these people to safety. Can you help my friend walk out of here?"

Also, we don't want her to see her sword since then she'd try to use it to fight. I'd tell somebody to grab all the swords they see, wrap them in a blanket, and carry them along. That keeps them out of sight, and returning her sword when she's better would ingratiate you to her and her family.

one of the swords in the room you got the gun in could be hers, have her follow your friends to find her sword. and then make sure she doesn't see it. as log as she thinks she is going towards the sword she will follow.

>>551311
Yes, lets try to avoid getting her the sword at the moment, as weapons do not go well with an inability to tell people apart.

Baron 2013/12/12(Thu)14:37 No. 551715 ID: 1aa29f
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Upon closer inspection, she's certainly injured. She has some bruising along her arms and legs but no severe swelling. At a glimpse the worst she just has a cut here and there. Claw marks that didn't cut too deep. Oh gods, she breathed right in my face. She's drugged. I can smell it on her breath. They force fed her something. Laced with alcohol probably to prevent gagging. Still I agree she is in no state to swing her blade around in this state.


"Hold this."

"What?"

"You heard me! Hold her sword! She can't see it in her current state. And tell the others to hide any sword they find. The last thing we need is a bezerker who can't swing a sword properly...or even tell us apart."

"Kells, wut ye talkin to that bonnie lass fer? Did she see me sword?"


"No, but don't worry. We'll find your sword so you can fight them off, but first we need to get all these people to safety. Can you help my friend walk out of here?"

"Oh 'course kells dear. Oh. Can ye help me up kells? Damndest thing. Cannae seem tae stand."

"Here, let me help."

She shivers as I pull her up and. It is cold here, so I do the best I can. I drape her with my coat, but that leaves me horribly exposed. All I have left is my weapon and that...gun thing. I just pray she doesn't break the hallucinogen's seal.


"Bless ye kells. Yer such a good boy lookin after yer sister."

"It's um...it twern't nothin'?"

"Did you hear something?"

Guard trying to sneak up on you. Be ready!

ether knock him out or kill him quickly, and silently f you can. go for the neck.

>>551715
Huge blue lout trying to sneak up on you. You have your favorite metal-ribbon based weapon, right? Dice him up.

Baron 2013/12/15(Sun)14:01 No. 552184 ID: 1aa29f
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"BEHIND US!"

"I knew th-aAUGH FUCK!"

"How the hells is something so big that quiet?!"

"Woo kellsy dear. Ah think ah gunnae have a lie down."

Baron 2013/12/15(Sun)14:03 No. 552186 ID: 1aa29f
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"One swipe and DAMN IT!"

These things have a tough hide! By blades barely cut through!

"Oi, what's that shiny thin'?"

common weakness in all men. hit him in the balls.

>>552186
We don't have time for this. LASER time.

Or, if you can't get it out at this range, I have a cunning plan that- [CAREBEARSTARE]

>>552241
we have ONE shot left. we need to save it.

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:37 No. 552288 ID: 1aa29f
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Will you-what the hells is a care bear?! How is that going to help me?!

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:38 No. 552289 ID: 1aa29f
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I need

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:39 No. 552290 ID: 1aa29f
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something bettaiosyhdfkjanlsd

"Kaaaah!"

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:40 No. 552291 ID: 1aa29f
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Why did that hurt so much?

"Stop smiling you smug bastard..."

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:41 No. 552292 ID: 1aa29f
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"What the hells?!"

"Don't worry none Kells"

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:41 No. 552293 ID: 1aa29f
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"Ol Devina'll protect ye."

Baron 2013/12/16(Mon)10:43 No. 552294 ID: 1aa29f
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"I found me sword."

okay, hurt or not she can kill mofos with the best of them. lets break shit

Drugged or not she is the most powerful female we've yet to encounter. I mean holy hell I havn't seen anyone in your group or faction bisect someone like that!

Onward 'Kells'!

why are here eyes all brown now, earlier they was some white in them?

Okay, now I'm torn. On one hand, she can wreck shit really well. On another hand, this is still kind of a stealth mission, and she has the potential to turn that into a major clusterfuck. Just keep her with you until you can shove her off somewhere safe? (i am so turned on right now)

Baron 2013/12/19(Thu)15:34 No. 552797 ID: 1aa29f
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This doesn't make any sense. None of this makes sense! This blade is enchanted to carve through armor and it can barely pierce a monster's skin? Yet she has some crude block of sharp iron that can cut right through?! I don't care how strong she is, that shouldn't be possible!

"Little pigs, little pigs let me in!"

Baron 2013/12/19(Thu)15:35 No. 552800 ID: 1aa29f
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"Or Ah'll huff an' Ah'll puff and chop yer fakkin skulls in!"

Again, like it was nothing! Something isn't adding up here!

maybe it has a hidden enchantment? like, some kind of heirloom weapon that only works properly in her family's hands.

anyway, lead her towards victory.

maybe these creature's are resistant to magic so the fact that your blade is enchanted means it's less effect?

or that, yes. magic could be inverted and being enchanted makes you weaker against them.

Or maybe we can speculate on this after we're not in danger of being murdered by them, keep em goin'!

>>552806
That seems plausible. They might even have some effect that actively harnesses the magic used against them. Try slicing one of their corpses to see if it is still resistant.

Instead of enchantment, it could be material that's the issue. Might be that these things are only susceptible to cold iron or whatever that sword is made from? Man, monsters like that are so annoying...


I agree that this isn't something we need to spend a lot of time with now though, so just try to distract and harangue the enemies so she can deal with them without getting taken down herself!

Baron 2013/12/26(Thu)15:55 No. 553689 ID: 1aa29f
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No, not even this one is torn apart. Barely a gash across the arm. Pathetic. Something is playing merry hells with reality and I don't like it.

"Get closer so ah can cut ye proper ye ponce!"

Doesn't sound like she needs help.

Baron 2013/12/26(Thu)15:56 No. 553690 ID: 1aa29f
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But if you are that determined I help her...

"Put down that shield an' fight me proper!"

Baron 2013/12/26(Thu)16:04 No. 553691 ID: 1aa29f
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"There. Better?"

"Oh ya! Very much so. Thank ye kells dear."

"Yer name is Kells? Heh...that sounds like a girl's name. You got a girl's name."

"Lylia?"

"Oh it's you. The heretic. Why are you a heretic again? I d'no."


"Oi! Kells is nae heretic. He's as faithful tae th'Holy as any'un."


"No, I know he's a heretic. I just ferget why. But mayber you aren't. If you were a heretic, I'd be mad. But I'm not mad, so you must not be a hrrtic."

"A what?"

"I was gettin tired of sayin that all the time. I made a new word. hrrtic."

"Her-tick?"

"No, no. Hrrtic."

"Hrrtek."

Well there's another point to the 'drugged' theory. They're acting like idiots.

doesn't seem too strong, they can still make mostly coherent sentences. will probably wear off eventually.

keep up this strategy of making openings for her to kill them.

>>553691
Wait, where's the sea elf you ran into? Did she run off?
That would be terrible - they've got their captives drugged and who knows what kind of brainwashing they do to them. We should find and recapture her before she gets word to the higher ups or is used as a trap.

You may want to say something, like "You've been heavily drugged, Lylia. That's why. Come with us and we'll get you to safety.
Devina here's drugged up to where she can barely stand. I'd wrap her in a blanket and carry her out to the medics but she's insistent on being a rescuer instead of a rescuee. She's also still frighteningly effective somehow, and I seriously doubt I could make her come quietly."

I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to kill Devina with poison and she beat death into submission instead.
If you're interested in another mistress or second wife then she would make an excellent choice.

Baron 2013/12/27(Fri)16:06 No. 553862 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh damn you're right! Stupid! I should have kept better track of her. But with Lylia, that makes everyone accounted for except the fuzzy who's-his-face.

"You've been heavily drugged, Lylia. That's why. Come with us and we'll get you to safety."

"I haven't a clue what you said, but okay!"

"Lylia, focus on me. Devina here can keep you safe okay? She's drugged, just like you but I don't think it's stopping her."

I can signal Kellach to start his assault on the main gate while I push from behind. Or I can go find whatever happened to that elf girl...or I can waste time looking for the fuzzball.

"Oi, Kells, who's this?"

"That is Lylia, she is one of the captives we came to rescue."

"Why? This isn't- oh Kelly I though ye were done with this phase."

"What pha-"

"Don't be coy. Ah know what ye were doin when ye though ma n' da were sleepin'. Dun be coy about it. Ye think I didna know how the pages got all sticky?"

"Hee hee. Your name's Kelly."

okay this is going to be weird when we actually find kells again.
just say that you will talk about it later, right now there are more big blue guys to kill.

>>553862
You know where to meet up with everybody, right? Think we could send some people to find the Sea Elf once we've rejoined the main force?

Kellach is going to engage the enemy directly, right? Not bombarding the place or gassing it? You could tell him to have everybody keep an eye out for the Sea Elf, and bring her directly to you as soon as she's found. Also, any other non-blue people they come across.

Seems like a decent time to start the attack. Kellach should be able to find his way to the fighting, and if he is in trouble the distraction of the attack should help him.

>okay this is going to be weird when we actually find kells again.
It'll be ok. The other Kells can vouch for us, and no-one knows Kells like Kells, right?

Baron 2013/12/31(Tue)14:50 No. 554486 ID: 1aa29f
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Yes, I'll signal Iagn with a whistle, and he'll join Kellach on the front end. Kellach cannot use any gas attack. I'm the one with the gas, but that thing is too unpredictable when allies are nearby. Ach-ka, the vial's still in my coat! Can't let that girl break it during her frenzy.

"Oi! Kellach! What're ye-"

"Left something in my coat. I need to get it out."

"Well watch what ye grab! EEP! Cold fingers!"

"Am I underground. I think I am. That must mean I'm a gopher! I'm a gopher..."

Baron 2013/12/31(Tue)14:52 No. 554487 ID: 1aa29f
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"Devina, I'll explain the elf later, for now can you just keep her from trying to dig through the ground."

"If ye say so Kells. But I better hear a damn good reason tae lug this pointy eared ponce about."

With the elf secure and the upper floor cleared of enemies, there really is nothing left here but finish them off. A quick note and Iagn knows it's time. I'd better see what I have for a rear assualt and organize it as best I can.

Baron 2013/12/31(Tue)15:02 No. 554489 ID: 1aa29f
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"Ah-wait, this can't be all, where's everyone else?"

"I don't think this is a good idea sister. That thing gave you a real beating earlier."
"And I'm going to return the favor. Now make sure I'm secure back there."
My saber's cracked. If I find who did this..

"Scouting ahead Veni, we're sneaking out right?"

"No, we're fighting our way out. I'm getting support from outside, and the plan is to hit the monsters when they try to counter my help. That's not all though. Has anyone seen a sea elf? Naked? Unfocused eyes?"

"What did those bastards do to my sword? It's all warped out of shape!"
"At least you have one. I can't even find mine!"
"No..."

Damn, I guess that means I'll need to separate someone to search for her. And there's still the matter of that metal monstrosity in the lower floor. I can't let any of those blue things escape down there, or it will be a blood bath. I'll need someone to secure that too. My force is getting smaller and smaller...

>>554487
Looks like there's nothing here.
Fantastic.

How many routes are there from the lower levels? Could you secure them all?
If not, I'd find the one closest to Iagn's entry point and hold position there to minimize the time it'll take to regroup and evac the rescues. Drugged and wounded people are going to be a liability when the fighting starts, so getting them out of the combat zone would make life far easier on you.

>>554489
If they free the monstrosity then the monstrosity can secure itself, courtesy of us having already seized control over it and locking them out.
You might actually want to drive them TOWARDS the metal man, since that would encourage them to work faster at freeing it.

You don't actually have to focus on fighting your way out; if you harry your enemies you can create weaknesses so your allies can break through their ranks.

Baron 2014/01/03(Fri)12:42 No. 554898 ID: 1aa29f
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It's not them waking that...machine that worries me. It's that they'll be cornered and fight like wild animals. I want a rout where they are completely destroyed, not some close quarters skirmish where they can dig into a defensible position.

I'd be more confident with your use of the machine if you didn't already show me its in a sorry state.

Oh look at how many there are. I really don't want to have to fight that in a dark pit...

Fortunately it looks like they are headed past the pit at the moment. There are more of them than our group and we don't know if our weapons will work, so I guess we follow them for not until we get closer to our forces at the front.

maybe you should try to find kells first?

Baron 2014/01/11(Sat)20:45 No. 556751 ID: 1aa29f
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Kells is leading the charge. I trust that he'll be able to hold his own, if his own weapon has the same effect as his sister's.

But it is true our weapons may not...ARE not as effective as theirs. Our task will be less pushing from behind as it will be cutting off escape.

"ESCAPE! Get back in cell!"

"So we have stragglers eh?

"PRISONER WILL BE SILENT!"

"I'll be more than that."

a whip should at least be cutable. unless it's made from the flesh of a dead one of them. even shallow cuts in the right places can work. like go for the heels, cut the tendons.

Baron 2014/01/20(Mon)15:31 No. 558694 ID: 1aa29f
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I'm going for the heels then. I need to be done with this quick an-

"THINKYE CUD'UP'N KILLME BITCH?!"

"What the hells?"

That furry person is back! Where the hells did he-never mind. He's grabbing the monster by her neck. That and my pulling her leg up sends her and the fuzzball tumbling down the stairs.

Baron 2014/01/20(Mon)15:37 No. 558697 ID: 1aa29f
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...and their both still alive!? Well of course they are, everything in this damn fort can't die unless you tear it apart.

The fuzzy thing is pounding her face while she's still dazed but I don't think he notices the others coming.

"Hey! Furry-fuzzy-whatever you are! Get up here, she has reinforcements!"



He doesn't hear me. I'm really starting to hate this place. Forget the raid, I want to burn this whole damn country to ash!

This area really has become a pain hasn't it, however try and get his attention by grabbing him, he's been useful so far.

Yep, grab and run.

Baron 2014/01/25(Sat)15:09 No. 559470 ID: 1aa29f
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Right, but if I can't...


"I'MMA NOT'DUN WIT'YA BITCH! YEA'ERE ME?! NOT DONE WIT'YA!"

"It's dead, we need to go now! Others are coming!"

"LET'EM! I'LL KILL'M'ALL! I'LL RIP'TH'EYES OUT'N SHIT DOWN'DA HOLES! LEMME GO!"

"You'll die if you stay!"

"LIKE FUCK'I WILL!"

Don't think I can climb the stairs fast enough to get away.

New plan: You were able to interface with that giant mechanical thing before right? Do you think you can locate and open some compartment? An airtight space where I can take refuge? If these things have spent so much time digging it up I doubt they can pierce it. I'm going to try and douse em with the toxin and make a break for whatever you can open, and wait for the toxin to dissipate.

okay, we can try. start heading for it.

[switch to rokof 622]
new pilot found, Venian Makag.
open cockpit for pilot

Baron 2014/02/02(Sun)15:24 No. 560654 ID: 1aa29f
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NO PORTAL DETECTED "COCKPIT"
OPENING MAINTENANCE HATCH...

I saw something opening. Is that- forget it, I'm taking it!

"Hold your breath!"

"What?!"

"I SAID HOLD YOUR BREATH!"

Baron 2014/02/02(Sun)15:26 No. 560655 ID: 1aa29f
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"Uuuagh! Da'fuk is'disshit?!"

"I told you to hold your breath idiot! Go!"

Oh that felt good.

"nonononononnonononono"

The hells is-

Baron 2014/02/02(Sun)15:28 No. 560656 ID: 1aa29f
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"NONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOO!"

"Who the fuck is on me now?! OFF GET OFF BITCH!"

"NOTMYBLOODNOTMYBLOODNOTMYBLOODNOTMYBLOOD"

"The elf?! Gods dammit! The hells are you doing down here? Get"

Baron 2014/02/02(Sun)15:28 No. 560657 ID: 1aa29f
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"-in!"

Baron 2014/02/02(Sun)15:29 No. 560658 ID: 1aa29f
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Oh gods I think I inhaled a whiff some...that fall was much less painful than I thought.

that's cause you landed on the elf and I think the little guy just landed on something important.

roll off her. then roll the other dude off of what he landed on. then check it out. that red circle with green partial circle seems interesting.

>>560658
[Seal hatch]
[Activate life support systems]
[Assess internal damage sustained within the past 5 minutes]

Oh, good! You found the traumatized elf girl!
You might want to restrain her, since she seemed to be having some sort of breakdown before you knocked her out. The restraints wouldn't help her mental state any, but we can't have her loose and causing damage or harming herself or others.

Baron 2014/02/09(Sun)17:14 No. 561735 ID: 1aa29f
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PILOT COMMAND CONSOLE UNRESPONSIVE.

AUXILIARY PILOT INTERFACE REQUIRED.

Well that's both a relief and a problem. Her behavior seems far too similar to the toxin. Hopefully she'll remain unconscious till the stuff is flushed from her system.


Wait, you want me to try and work with this...thing? Okay...I have no idea what any of this says though. 'Flux Maintenence'? Do I press- aaaaaaand the half green circle thing is glowing now. I think the furry guy broke something because there looks to be words trying to form on the glass thing but nothing's coming up. Manglao'd probably figure this crap out, but I have no idea what I'm doing.

BIO-SCANNING NEW PILOT. NEW PILOT LACKS REQUIRED INTERFACE. PILOT REPORT TO COCKPIT.
Did this thing just talk?

Its asking you to go to the pilots area. It might be trying to give you a interface so that you can run it properly. What that entails who knows.

it scanned you and says it needs you to go to the pilot area. look around for a door or hatch.

Baron 2014/02/16(Sun)17:28 No. 562959 ID: 1aa29f
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What you mean this hatch thing-oh gods!

Baron 2014/02/16(Sun)17:30 No. 562960 ID: 1aa29f
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What kind of idiot made the floor so slippery?! Is this even the floor?

Baron 2014/02/16(Sun)17:32 No. 562961 ID: 1aa29f
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That was. I never want to do that again. PLT-I. Please tell me that's the pilot thing.

it's supposed to be standing, so that was probably a wall.

anyway, yes this seems to be the place. try sitting in the chair. don't move at all once you are seated. it probably needs to do things.

Baron 2014/02/16(Sun)22:21 No. 563028 ID: 1aa29f
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.......................nothing's happening.....am I supposed to say something or.....do something....or you?

[Main screen turn on] :V

[pilot in cockpit seat]

Baron 2014/02/16(Sun)22:42 No. 563034 ID: 1aa29f
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Okay something flashed on. Power umm...power of not...yeah I have no idea what the hells this says.

ERROR:PILOT INTERFACE NOT FOUND
ERROR:POWER INSUFFICIENT

Yeah whatever that means. Do I have to fiddle with that thing over there? Is that the machine said?

Ok you do not have a interface for it to connect to and it does not have enough power to give you one apparently.

We might be able to give it a charge with your help but we have no idea what form the interface will take. It might be some sort of magic tatoo or it could be some cybernetic implant for all we know.

So give us the word and we will try to charge this beast up. But not sure whats going to happen and where we will be siphoning the power from.

>>563034
[Locate auxiliary pilot interface]
[Repair pilot interface]

Baron 2014/02/16(Sun)23:31 No. 563044 ID: 1aa29f
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Wait...this thing looks similar to one of Mangalo's devices. One that siphons crystals. Maybe if I place you in there...try that.

It is worth a try, though it we don't speak to you within a few second afterwards it might have over-drained and made us go dormant or something.

[output energy at machine's maximum]

>>563044
[Channel energy from ship to mech]

Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)14:11 No. 563169 ID: 1aa29f
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ALTERNATE SOURCE ACCEPTED
THRESHOLD REACHED

Looks like whatever you're doing it's working.

PILOT LACKING INTERFACE NODES
IMPLANTING...

What is that buzzing noise?

Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)14:13 No. 563170 ID: 1aa29f
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AUGGH! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT! GET OUT!
GETOUTGETOUTG¦¦E¦¦«TOUT

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Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)14:15 No. 563171 ID: 1aa29f
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I awake. I see nothing. I see black. No wait. Maybe I see white.

Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)14:17 No. 563172 ID: 1aa29f
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White makes more sense. I can see more in white. I see white. I see other things on me. I don't see them.

try to move your arm?

Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)14:56 No. 563178 ID: 1aa29f
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There is resistance. Arm does not want to move. I make it move. One arm moves. The other arm still won't move. Something blocks the other arm. I see red blocking other arm.

I feel things now. They move faster now. Still do not see them. I only see white.

slam fist down on red to break it.

>>563178
Break red to free other arm
[Prioritize repair of optical systems]
[Restrain non-pilots within mech. Do not allow non-pilots within mech to come to harm.]

Use your free arm to pull at the area around your trapped arm. (That arm is still buried in stone.)

Looks like you are controlling the big guy now. Your other hand is incased in rock. See if you can break it free with your left hand.

Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)17:09 No. 563206 ID: 1aa29f
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The red is broken. It is now black. I can see the arm. I feel smaller things on me. There are now things and smaller things. I do not like it. I still don't see them. I need to see blue.

Baron 2014/02/17(Mon)17:11 No. 563209 ID: 1aa29f
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I see blue. I see the things now. Purple things. I remember Purple things are filthy. Purple things shouldn't be allowed to touch me.

Both arms move now. I can squish the purple.

Cycle through all alternate vision modes.