Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/06(Sun)12:45 No. 543239 ID: a25b38
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>>542780
>>542785
Chaos - Well begone then! There's no way... out... You are... out... pickles and gravy... go in! and don't come back out! ... this is my... crooked place...

>>542784
chaos - Demon child... such darkness... in your... My daughter... would love... you... Maybe... you'll meet her... very... deeply... *Cackle!* But don't get... any ideas... she's... wed... mortal ties... er... mortal cravates...

>>542818
>Against your better judgement you pick up Rozalins body and walk to the skeletal pile of hair, with arms wide open. Complimenting her as best you can.

chaos - Er... wh-what? R-really...

>Half of her face blushes black as the party stares confused at your actions, Martin most of all.

chaos - You're too kind... ohohoh... no... nonono... pickles... you... flatter me... in this light... Begone before... you make me... embarrassed...

>She turns...

chaos - But... before you leave... I could... give you a gift... in exchange for a... kiss...

>The team is caught in even more surprise...

chaos - from the handsome knight...

>She says pointing at Martin.

dont make her ask again martin, kiss her

>>543239
Of course 'e would m'lady!
To martin: Truly sorry Martin, but we need to get out of here!
We won't make fun of you for it, on our honor! (Am I right? I said, AM I RIGHT GUYS!?)

The fact she acknowledges you as a hansom knight should make you happy Martin. Its up to you but a quick kiss should not hurt.

Don't do this for us Martian do this for Roza. The sooner you kiss her the sooner we and more importantly the princess can leave this place... and it's probably better not to piss her off all things considered.

Oh and she didn't say where to kiss her so just kiss her on the hand or check or forehead unless she tells you the lips. If she ask why you didn't kiss her on the lips just say you're a knight and to go straight for a kiss on the lips to a women you have yet to win the heart of or truly impress would be nothing less of an insult to the one you kiss as any thug or brute can kiss a women on the lips but a knight must earn the right for a true kiss such as that otherwise it would be a kiss wasted... or something to that effect.

Okay Martin, just kiss the girl. You're good at this, you even have bonus stats to this. And theres a gift in it for you. If she offers a wwish be very clear, and dont get caught with a monkeys paw.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/09(Wed)19:13 No. 543583 ID: a25b38
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>>543251
>>543273
>>543275
>>543377
Martin - *you're right, as morbid as it may be, if I must I must...*

>>543279
>Martin fakes a smile as he walks over, he holds his hand out openly.

Martin - My lady~

>She blushes and gives him her skeletal hand, which he kisses delicately as though a precious flower...

Chaos - Such a proper young man... *Cackle* But if you want your gift...

Martin - Of course Madam... Only a fool or a drunk would charge into an embrace.

>Closing in. He kisses her bonny teeth and jaw... Martin's blood runs cold as he embraces the corps, but his composure stays true.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/09(Wed)19:19 No. 543584 ID: a25b38
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>The lady of chaos blushes and presses her bonny hands to her cheeks...

Chaos - oh my... a kiss... a real... kiss... I feel like... I'm 1000 Again...

Martin - you're welcome milady.

Chaos - a gift... I will grant you... a wish... All of you...

Eadoo - Oh my! Thank you fine lady... I wish for...

Chaos - The wishes... come from the... heart... what you... pickles... the most...

Eadoo - oh... Well I guess...

Martin - Don't worry, trust your heart~

Chaos - and some one else gets the prize~!

Martin - What?!

Chaos - POOF!!

>A brown cloud arrives and covered the team by the time it's gone so too is the witch... The darkness vanishes slowly...

Well Chaos being chaos and all everyone check yourself over for anything missing and or new.

Well done, Sir Martin. Excellent job keeping your composure. Now, would you please extract our shard from Rozalin. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want us stuck in her any longer.

Heh, nice hat you got there, "king" William. Is that a genuine royal crown, with gold and such, or did the Lady leave a cheap imitation?

>>543592
Definitely. As soon as the dark fog clears everybody check their persons for additions or subtractions, followed by their inventories. Oh, and do a head count, just in case anybody went "poof."

...well that just happened

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Yeah I got nothing, lets just see if we can find whoever we lost in the mist/fog crap, give ourselves a quick check over to see if we have anything new or missing, and then just get the hell out of here before more weird crap happens.

Christ, the day's just begun and I'm already reaching the limit on my weird quota

>>543584
William is now the king, ergo Roz has a penis, Eadoo is in love with Martin, and Martin is immune to nightmares.

...

...

Ok, yea, I can work with this. Roz is equipped for Martin, William can abdicate to Eadoo, and we're capable of fighting off mind-altering effects. Roz and Martin don't end up quite the way they were hoping, but they can still have legitimate heirs.
William doesn't profit from this, but with other issues resolved we can focus more on his needs and dreams.

ALL HAIL KING WILLIAM

>>543613
Or Roz is immune to nightmares, Martin is in love with himself, and Eadoo got a second set of male genitals. Or Roz got male bits, Martin is protected from nightmares, and Eadoo now loves Martin. Either are totally possible outcome sets when the Lady of Chaos is involved, which is all the more reason to figure out exactly what she did ASAP.

My wish was to have complete and total knowledge of everyone else's wishes and any and all consequences of those wishes being granted.

>>543688

You don't get a wish you didn't kiss the old lady.

[broadcast to all influenced personnel]

ALL HAIL KING WILLIAM, THE FUTURE KING.

pause for praise!

...NOW PUT THE CROWN ON EADOO, SHE CALLED DIBS FIRST!

So Martin got Roz's (no more fuzzy eyebrows), clearly William got Eadoo's (crown). Since Roz doesn't have a beard now it's safe to assume Roz got that other thing Martin wishes he had. But what did William wish for? A bigger tail? (Also love the expressions here. And their reactions to the misgifted wishes should be fun to watch.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/14(Mon)14:02 No. 544251 ID: 0ed457
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>>543599
Martin - It wasn't easy... But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

>You extract yourself from Rozalin who had regained consciousness a few moments ago.

>>543736
>You praise Williams new title.

Eadoo - Ha~ good for you King William

>Eadoo exclaims with truest sincerity.

Will - I have no desire for such power... It is best suited for a true leader.

>He says as he places the heavy, golden crown atop eadoo's little head. The little bold Blushes with purest joy...

>>543592
>As the black fog clears you can slowly hear the other mates return, Ed's laughter is the first noticeable noise to now flood the forest. You make a quick head count to find that everybody is present.

Martin - Oh my, Eadoo! What a long tail you have~

Bacon - and such big feet.

Eadoo - Wow... euh... this is odd...

>He says waving his long tail about.

Will - I'm sorry Master, my wish was not of much use to you...

Eadoo - Nono... It's fine~

Will - It really is a beautiful, glorious tail...

>The monk speaks with envy and disappointment.

You could always offer to share your tail, let that construe whatever meaning it may.
Really though, I don't feel like we do enough to cheer up William...

Sooo the tail was your wish, William? That's chaos for ya. You never know what you're going to get.
Oh, and we're guessing Roz and Martin got each other's wishes. Roz's wish I think didn't do anything but Martin's wish? Uhhhh...You're going to want privacy if you desire to check it.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/14(Mon)15:56 No. 544263 ID: 0ed457
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>>544256
Eadoo - Well, since you like it so much... we could share it? Eh... if you want...

>William looks genuinely touched and smiles.

>>544257
Martin - Hahaa And I was so close to getting my wish~ Oh well...

>He says nervously and with a hint and anger.

Martin - Eh?! Rozalin are you okay?

>Rozalin blushes and shakes her head...

Martin - Wh-what's wrong? Did the magic hurt you?

>Rozalin shakes her head more...

Martin - Well then what's... wr-wrong...

>Sir Martin's face churns with anger and rage as the news slowly sinks in...

Martin - FUCK YOU WITCH!! Come Back Here! I'll Cut You To Ribbons!! AAAAHHHhrrgg!!

>Martin Storms around waving his sword in rage before falling to his knees into the snow...

Roza - M-martin... I... I'm sorry...

Martin - It's okay Rozalin... It's not your fault...

Roza - ...

Martin - ... I still love you...

Roza - ... *blush* m-me too...

>Martin smiles but anger is clear through his teeth...

>Talk or march<

I'd say gently ask Roz if she wants to go talk about it privately with Eadoo, or if Roz and Martin want a few minutes while the rest of us move on ahead a bit and wait. It's unlikely it's anything they want to deal with in front of the whole group (even tho some of them probably wouldn't mind). It's really their lives that just got turned sideways, so whether they want to talk about it now or just push on and figure things out another time is kind of on them.

Oh, but do tell Roz that nothing the witch did changes who she is. She's the same person she was, and can be whoever she wants, and we'll treat her as a friend as always.

>>544263
Have the others start on ahead while you talk to Roz in private.

huh, glad it didn't take our wish or Shenzi.

speaking of which, it would probably be a very stupid thing for us just to ignore this so lets leave our second knife behind with these four and have Shenzi/us move a bit ahead with the rest of the gnolls to make sure everything up ahead is safe while knife shard/us stays back to try and make sure everyone is ok.

So... is there any kind of magic that could shuffle these wishes back around? Be kind of nice if people got what they wanted. And if other people weren't stuck with things they never asked for.

>>544272
Now I'm imagining Roz dressed up like the Deus Ex guy pointing to her crotch saying she never asked for this...

>>544264
it would be wise, Eadoo has a long experience as a hermaphrodite, surely he/she could help her understand her new member. Plus it's easier to have a fluffy cutebold expain things than simply facing the cold hard reality.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/15(Tue)17:36 No. 544348 ID: 0ed457
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>>544266
>>544267
Eadoo - Good idea, we'll meet with you later.

>You lead the pack up ahead towards your destination.

Martin - you're not going William?

Will - I must stay with my master... it is beyond my choice...

Eadoo - Perhaps you should wait over there... sorry...

Will - No worries master, it does not concern me I know, I will take this time to reflect.

>>544264
>>544323
>>544265
Roza - M-martin... Cou-could I have a moment with Eadoo?

Martin - Why?! this concerns me as well!

Roza - Pl-please... I need a moment alone...

Martin - *pout* fine... Keep your hands to yourself Bold.

>Rozalin and Eadoo step aside and find a place alone...

Eadoo - Are you alright Rozalin? Do you want to talk about it?

Roza - it's... just so... Gross... I can't look, I don't want to. I have to be sure, but I don't want to look.

Eadoo - it's fine... I have one too princess... let me have a look...

>Rozalin lifts her skirt

Roza - is it gross? is it slimy and horrible?

Eadoo - looks fine to me... perfectly normal, human, though a tad generous... It was Martins wish after all. Big testicles as well...

Roza - T-testicles?!

Eadoo - yeah... could you lift them?

Roza - Wh-what?! eum.. o-okay...

Eadoo - Heh...

Roza - What?!

Eadoo - you're vagina is gone... completely...

>Rozalin looks shocked... she drops her skirt and falls to her knees. Eadoo hesitantly walks up to her and holds her in his arms...

Eadoo - it's okay Rozalin... it's okay...

Roza - I... I'm... a...

Eadoo - Come on, there's a nice rock over there, lets just sit down and talk...

Roza - *sob*

Eadoo - Rozalin... No matter what that witches magic did... no matter what happened, you're still you, and nothing can change that... Look... here here... That same witch, she made me the way I am... But I've been like this for twelve years... And I can tell you, I'm a mother, and a proud woman, there's nothing wrong with having a penis... And I cried... I cried a lot about it... I hated it, I hated being different... but trust me...

Roza - you did?

Eadoo - It's alright... Hey~ *holding her hand* there's nothing wrong with having a penis...

Roza - *sniff*

Eadoo - besides... I'm not gonna pry into your personal affairs... but... well, you're having problems loving Martin back? You'll probably have an easier time now... heh...

Roza - But how will she ever love me back now?! Now that I'm... *sniff* I'm...

Eadoo - Pish Posh! I've seen the fire in his eyes... I've seen him ready to kill just to delude himself that you'd be safe, Sir martin loves you, he'd give his life for you. And no amount of penis will ever change that, Trust me.

Roza - You really think so?

Eadoo - Another good thing, if you wanted children, well you're set. And since you don't have a... cunny... you probably wont have your period anymore.

>Rozalin lights up suddenly...

Eadoo - you'll see, having a penis, may take some getting used to, but it's great fun... Not to say it isn't full of it's own problems... Trust me, I've got all sorts of sexes... And all the pros and cons that come with...

>Rozalin wipes her tears from her cold cheeks...

Roza - thank you Eadoo... you've saved me so many times...

Eadoo - don't worry about it. some folks are just genuinely nice... And remember, if Martin has taught us anything! it doesn't matter what goes on in your pants, it's whats in your heart that makes you a man... or a woman in this case...

Roza - Th-thank you...

>Rozalin leans forwards and kisses Eadoo on the tip of the nose.

Eadoo - oh... Eum... I wan't suppose to... that's really inappropriate... *blush*

roza - oh my! ... I'm ... I'm sorry...

Eadoo - it's fine... and don't worry about all this, you have two kings who care about you, We can make things happen...

Roza - thank you... I'll try...

>You can still feel much sorrow and worry in her heart. Even now, it's full of uncertainty and sadness... She walks back to Martin. Eadoo sits down next to William and waits.

>Wait with Eadoo or listen to the two<

I'd rather not pry unless Roza ask for us so lets make sure William is doing ok since we really haven't talked to him to much.

>>544348
Let's not pry. Wait with Eadoo then when they've finished, have word with Martin.

She mixed up whose wish was whose!

>I'm a mother, and a proud woman, there's nothing wrong with having a penis...

Hear, hear.

>>544348
Martin: As a man cursed with female anatomy, are you going to have a problem accepting Roz as a woman cursed with male anatomy? Would this pose a problem to you and Roz bearing heirs, or engaging in other marital duties?

Roz: Remember to buy a jar of pickles and keep it on hand at all times in case we run into her again - bribery might work!

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/16(Wed)14:46 No. 544424 ID: 0ed457
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>>544356
Martin - I love her... I do... and I... Even if she has a penis now... I Still love her! ... *sigh* I think I know how she feels now... It's so strange... I'm... worried... But I'll never stop loving Rozalin... I... don't know... If I'm able to... with her now... But I don't care, I love her! I'd do anything for her!

Roza - Pickles... got it...

>>544350
>>544349
>Rozalin and Martin sit down next to each other and talk quietly... They both look kinda sad.

>William walks over to Eadoo.

Will - now we wait for them?

Eadoo - yup! have a seat. *tapping the log*

>William sits down beside Eadoo and looks off skywards, Eadoo kicks his feet as they wait...

Will - Can I pet your tail?

Eadoo - ehm... sh-sure~ I did say we would share it.

>William puts eadoo on his knee and start stroking his long tail. Feeling his soft fur under his tender palms, stroking his strong tail over and over... You feel a fuzzy warmth in Williams heart as he lovingly pets Eadoos long tail. caressing it more and more, rubbing his cheeks to it and petting it hard. you notice him smile with gentle honesty and for the first time you can feel his heart is genuinely happy.

Will - it's such a lovely tail Master~ so long and strong and soft~

>Martin kneels down infront of Rozalin her hand in his.

Eadoo - "oh my! eh... *covers*" Y-yeah~ it's a good tail... Hehee you'd know... it was your wish "why am I getting... er... I don't want to make this weird... Sh-should I ask him to stop? It... it's not that bad... Maybe it'll go away."

>>544424
He's happy for once, but if he KNEW you got a thrill out of it then petting it would kill him.
So no, don't spoil his joy by telling him.

...Huuuunh.
...Waait for a bit, then maybe ask him if he would have just played with it or if he had any practical plans for the thing- like hanging from tree branches, or using it to pick up and hold a third item of some sort or something...
If I'm right about that tail, you can do plenty of fun things with it. Maybe even...Stand/balance on it so to speak to get a better look at people who are taller than you!

>>544424
While the changes the witch made might be beyond most magic-user there might be a way to transfer them. Getting what you wish for should be far easier once it is already right there in front of you. Another long-term goal and way to raise hopes perhaps.

Martin and Rozalin may need some watching as both are effected by this but I think they'll be fine. They'll just probably need a shoulder to cry on every now and then... God it's going to be weird when we have to tell her father that she now has a son, gotta say not looking forward to that one.

Oh and Eadoo, if he get's a little to ... playful with your tail, we'll come up with something to distract him, like asking why he wanted a tail in the first place?

So, uh, Will. If you don't mind us asking, why did you wish for a tail, anyways? I might have guessed you'd have wished to restore your arm, or body. (Not that that wish would have done much if chaos transferred it to someone else).

You do have a pretty tail. Let him play with it as much as he wants, it's rare that he's so happy, you'll get used to it. Let's get going as soon as possible, hopefully nothing bad happens before we get to town

>>544424
No telling how Will would take your reaction to his petting, but he seems to just innocently enjoy it, so best not to say anything - but let him keep doing it until Roz and Martin are ready to go - it'd be a shame to ruin his mood. It's nice to see him not miserable. However, now is not the time for that monster under your cloak to play - think of the most disgusting thing you can think of and will that sucker back into submission. You have a town to get to, followers to lead and a kingdom to win. Let's try to at least make it to lunch without playing with ourselves, shall we?

Or you know, throw off the cloak and rape everybody's nostrils while Will eternally rubs your tail... menacingly. Become the undisputed King of Nose Rape. Whichever.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/21(Mon)16:38 No. 544892 ID: 0ed457
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>>544425
>>544878
Eadoo - *you're right, it would be wrong to take this from him.*

>Eadoo tries to think of horrid things to regain control, her mind wanders to this and that, bugs, mold, crying babies... her babies, she thinks of her dead family, ripped to shreds and completely devoured... her erection vanishes, almost reseeding into itself.

Eadoo - *sniff*

Will - Are you okay master?

Eadoo - yeah... I'm just... so glad to have friends like you...

>Hugs

>>544439
>>544426
>So, uh, Will. If you don't mind us asking, why did you wish for a tail, anyways?

Will - I don't know... If I was given a wish I would of asked for something else... But this is what I got, err... you got... I guess I always wanted a long luxurious tail, but I never thought much of it.

Eadoo - You sure do love our tail.

Will - I guess I wanted it more than I knew... but did I really want it more than my arm healed? ... Such a strange thing...

>If I'm right about that tail, you can do plenty of fun things with it.
>Upon closer inspection the tail seems much stronger than her previous one, she could probably hang off of a branch or post and pull at a similarly sized object but the tail isn't prehensile enough to grab a small object, though she could balance on it like a kangaroo. Eadoo also speculates that her larger feet are stronger than her last ones and she probably couldn't pull that big tail around without them.

>>544583
>>544435
>Martin and Rozalin come back, they both seem dreary but you sense a strange comfort in them now... Rozalin is clinging on to Martins arm and doesn't let go even as you advance towards town... You finally exit the forest just as the sun is going down. in the distance you see your other body and the group and the town of Kadage in the distance. The tiled roofs are broken and the houses look in disrepair. on the top of the hillside lies a small ruinous castle, though the town is populated and inhabited.

>>544894
Let's save and quit to see what the player's like.

>>544894
Save it

>>544894
Saving's for pussies. ONWARD.

Are you mad!? Save, what if we fuck up somehow? I couldn't stand to see anyone of our fellowship die from our mistakes!

We can load from the last save from the main menu!