i wonder, say outloud "what about spitting it into two cores instead of one"

Follow that spearman. We need to know who he is, because he was part of Overlord's army at one point.

stay with Emilia. I wanna know more about mom.

>What's a bellybutton?
Oh, it's this funny little dimple on the belly of some species. It's about the size of a finger. Perfect for poking! (Except for mimics. It's really mean to do it to them. Even the overlord wouldn't stoop that low).

You've kind of got more got a toothy belly-maw, though. And, uh, someone would have to be pretty silly to poke it.

>Can't kiss
Oh right. Since you don't have mucus membranes to smack together, how does your species make physical gestures of affection, then? Hold hands, entwine tails, rub ears? Gotta be something.

>Law essence
Oh no, does that mean we need to go back to Abel? He was kind of a jerk to you the last time you met, and he doesn't like the overlord either.

>spear guy
Hey, there was supposed to be a spear guy in the overlord's forces before he got his ass kicked, his castle crashed, lost his memory and decided this time round not to be such a jerk!

>>513086
I agree with this sentiment. You're a hero, right? And you're supposed to be making sure the overlord doesn't do anything bad. So what was his mum doing trying to make a chaos golem anyways?

>>513089
Law essence is entropic so you should feel uncomfortable.

on second thought, the wiser thing to do would be to follow that guy to see where he gets his law essence from.

Hey is that that other guy that was with Overlord and Silvia before Overlord and Silvia fought? The one we kinda stopped caring about?

>>513102
I think it was less lack of caring and more that we had bigger shit hitting fans.

Fluffy 2013/05/29(Wed)01:29 No. 513297 ID: a68e3e
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>Since you don't have mucus membranes to smack together, how does your species make physical gestures of affection, then? Hold hands, entwine tails, rub ears? Gotta be something.

We rub the frilly parts of our cheeks against each other. Not that I've ever done something like that.
Ever.

>Oh, it's this funny little dimple on the belly of some species. It's about the size of a finger. Perfect for poking!

Huh, that's funny. People are weird.

Alright let's follow the spear guy!

The two of them float after the man with the spear. He makes his way through a significantly smaller version of Overlord's castle and leaves. As he continues forward the ground beneath him seems to crumble away

>"Ah... We can not follow him further. The powers of the watch only let us go so far. I do have an idea of where he's going though..."

"Where?"

>"A piece of land in the very center of the Chaos Spiral. There would be the item that we seek. However there are some very powerful monsters in the area."

"Bah, I'm a hero. I can kill em all!"

>"Maybe. I feel the team might be strong enough to take them on."

>>513102
"Do you know the guy?"

>"He seems familiar... But I can not say for sure."

well, nothing else to do but stare at emilia until the watch lets us go.

I guess that's who Overlord would call Dad then, if Emilia's the Mom.

You should just streak around naked.

go back to Emilia, then.

Nothing much left to do but float back to Emilia and see if she does anything interesting before the watch-spell ends.

And maybe Styx is right about not going solo. I mean, these guys live here, so you suppose they might want to help it not get swallowed up in an explosion. And there's no rule that says heros can't have help, even if they don't need it. So who would you like to bring along for monster killing in the chaos spiral? You like any of the people around here more than the others?

>Not that I've ever done something like that. Ever.
Don't worry, there's plenty of time for that! And heros have pretty good success rates when it comes to getting the girl. Or guy.

It's not weird! It's just the scarred wound left over from the organic feeding tube that connects to a blood leeching organ that draws blood from the mother to feed the baby... ok yeah it's weird.

1/3 Fluffy 2013/06/09(Sun)21:07 No. 515812 ID: a68e3e
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>>513426
It's pretty freaking weird.

>>513303
I'm not being naked on purpose.
Anyway let's go spy on the Emilia lady.

The two of them return to Emilia's room and see her still tinkering with the eyes.

>"Nnnnn... It would still be unstable. Not as badly but... I need something to balance it... But what?"

>>513069
"TRY USING TWO EYES!"

>"Hmm-?"

>Styx: "Did you just..?"

Fluffy 2013/06/09(Sun)21:20 No. 515826 ID: a68e3e
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They feel themselves being pulled back into their own time...

Fluffy 2013/06/09(Sun)21:23 No. 515829 ID: a68e3e
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>"You are a terrible hero... You can't just try and mess with time like that..."

"Yeah, sure whatever. So what's the monster?"

>"... It is a dreadful beast known as the Chaos Incarnation. It is a boss level monster so if you wish to take it on I suggest bringing the best of the best. You may only take four units to battle if you wish to take it on."

Hmph. I could probably beat it on my own if I felt like it.

of course, but being a lone renegade is just asking for a trap to spring and then you need to escape from the slowly descending sawblade. and then you finally beat the boss. takes way too long to do all that, so let's just gang up on it.

Well your our tank, so we need a healer, a DPS and a support. I say we bring Alice, Kassandra and someone who can boost the party.

I suggest Silva (she's a demon, so she can't die here, and she's strong and needs some more action), Rose (she's got strong moves, and could use a chance to prove herself, plus she's a demon), Emily (ability synergy with Rose, and can be rebuilt if destroyed), and Lun. Because Lun is a demon and poor Lun never gets used. You should give our eye to Rose for this mission.

The reason you can't go is because if you die here there's an itty bitty chance it could cause a paradox in the mechanics of reality and freeze/destroy the universe.

>>515812
Wait, did Styx go naked too? She has scars on her shoulders?

>You can't just try and mess with time like that...
Hey, if I made things happen the way they happened you should be thanking me.

>I could probably beat it on my own if I felt like it.
Yeah, but it's not heroic to put your pride before everyone's safety. Besides, it would probably be good for the others to think they're contributing. And they could probably use the xp, since they aren't as awesome as you.

>four units
Fluffy (you're the hero, duh), Kas (it wouldn't hurt to have a healer, and priests are good guys, right?), Alice (arrows are good for hunting, right?) and...

>beast type boss enemy
...can we bring Meagan? She has a skill for stunning beasts!

>>515829
Obviously time and space accounted for it, and we were meant to change history like that. He did end up using two eyes remember? What if she never came up with it without our help? That might have blown up the universe with a paradox! If anything, we just saved the universe and are a great hero by doing what we were always supposed to do according to time and space.

So there. Everything we'll do is actually written in stone.

So, cool, Healer, Tank, melee DPS, and Range Fighter. There you go. Whoever that all is.

bring Lenion and Kassandra, not to mention yourself. and I guess Alice is our remaining strongest unit.

>>515837
>Meagan
Now that's an idea.

Okay. Fluffy, Meagan, Kassandra, and either Lenion or Alice, depending on if we can even give Lenion orders without Overlord here.

Fluffy 2013/06/16(Sun)21:42 No. 517461 ID: a68e3e
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There's no way I'm skipping out on this fight, possible reality ending be damned!
Let's see who else... Okay, Kassandra, Alice and... Meagan.
Meagan.
Meagaaaaaan.

Why is she not popping up on my Party List?

Fluffy goes into Meagan's room and sees her scribbling something down. Without turning to face her she says-

>"I'm not fighting."

"What!? Why not!?"

>"Fighting is pointless. And against something powerful? Yeah, no. I'll stay here."

"With your ability we can beat this boss so easy!"

>"Not happening."

"Oh come onnnnnn"

>"..." Now she turns to face her. "Very well. On one condition."

"What?"

>"When we're done I want to finish my notes on your race. By studying you."

with more information on your own race you could free them from the shackles of being demons!

Would this study involve sex? A lot of Meagan's studies seem to involve sex.

Fluffy 2013/06/16(Sun)21:47 No. 517464 ID: a68e3e
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"Will this uh... Involve sex stuff?"

>"Possibly."

>>517464
Just get the examination over with.

well she does these studies herself, so you wont get put in a tentacle pit or anything a pity so if you are willing to put up with some lesbian antics this could really help your people.

Being a hero is hard work. And she would be a valuable asset.

I say accept. Since your a tad naive getting some experiance would help you recognize evil. You were tricked by Abel fairly easily.

...does studying involve being locked in a cage, weird sex stuff, or being cut up?

If no, whatever, you don't care. She can study your awesomeness all day long. Go ahead. Stare. I'm awesome.

Just so long as she doesn't rudely insist on calling you a demon the whole time. You're a hero, dangit.

>Possibly
Fine, but if you sic one of your creepy pets on me, I'm going to sword its parts off.

>>517461
>>517464
Dammit, she actually has no problem fighting whatsoever she's just using her advantageous position to get something out of you.

Compliment her on her ingenuity. But seriously, is a time where we're all likely going to die a time to haggle? Yes? No? Whatever.

Accept. It's nice to be the center of attention in a scientific examination anyway, you get nice butterflys in your stomach.

>>517464
Is that gonna be a problem, Fluffy? Please explain to her your opinion on the matter. Like, would you want to avoid it, not care, would you like it, what?

By my understanding, most of the time she uses sex as a tool to get the demons she studies to keep still and not kill her.

do it.

>studying
>sex stuff
Why wait for after the battle? Get it over with now.

>>517464
Might as well accept.
Trying to compel her to help in other ways may take too much time, or worse, make her decide to leave completely.
Besides, when was the last time you've had a checkup? There are some illnesses that show no signs for years, but are treatable in advance of that.

.. Just get her to promise that you'll remain sane, physically intact, and not pregnant by any definition during or after the tests.

>>517607
>pregnant
>torso is a hellish maw
I don't even want to know how that would work.

>>517609
The part where her womb would be at is perfectly covered by flesh. The concern is how deep her stomach teeth's roots go...

Maybe that's what she's curious about. Just tell her how reproduction works for your people if you know it and save you and her some trouble because she's totally go to ask and poke and pry judging from what she said about the sex stuff. I don't actually think she's going to get you to have sex or impregnate you or anything like that, just be your gynecologist probably. At most ask for one or two of your ovary eggs and see what happens under certain conditions through a microscope. IF she must know more, you can probably sneak her into your home village and get some medical charts and logs on pregnancies. Maybe even pay a few of your people for interviews. If you do or offer that for her she probably won't do a single thing to you.

>>517614
This totally ignores the fact that Meagan is a huge perv on a mission to bang all the demons.

>>517691
Yep. She really is kind of lewd. She keeps tentacle monsters for her own amusement.

Fluffy 2013/07/18(Thu)17:25 No. 525389 ID: a68e3e
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>>517614
What the heck is a womb? Is that more weird human stuff? And why would she be so interested in that kinda stuff anyway? It's boring. We have sex and then the bird demon brings us out baby. It's quite simple, really.
Still I guess I could tell her that.

"Deal, but you're coming with us right now."

>"Very well. Do not forget to give me what you owe once I am done."

"Alright alright. Come onnnnn, let's go already!"

With the part assembled Fluffy makes her way to the center of the Chaos Spiral. Standing on an ever shifting plane is a hellish creature. It turns to them an unleashes a chilling cry.

Fluffy 2013/07/18(Thu)17:26 No. 525390 ID: a68e3e
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Yeah.
No fucking way are we fighting that.

>Fluffmeister
>Using restraint

Oh god, everyone is fucked.

>NOPE
...Well we need to do SOMETHING.

>>525391
On that note, FLEE.

FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>525390
you know when Fluffy is saying something is a bad idea you know the situation is already fucked.

...okay science-tits, your stun ability better work on this thing or else we're looking at a tactical run the hell away. And you totally aren't getting anything from me if it doesn't work.

we only need the item, not to kill it. so we distract it long enough to steal the thing. plan 1 is run aroun it's feet then hide between it's toes when it attacks, causing it to smash it self in the foot. and then climb to the belly and attack thee sphere.

>climb to stab the core
No no, that's what the sniper is for.

>>525390
Ask nicely if you could have a little bit of crystallized law essence.

pity we don't have a thief.

Hang on, that's a golem. Look at the middle of it, there's one of those symbols we've seen on golem cores. The question is, what element is it? Can't be Chaos, or Law considering it's in the very middle of the Chaos Spiral.

>>525401
Looks like a Golem of Huge to me.

And I'm guessing that since it isn't a Monster, Meagan's stun is going to be useless. I think everybody should probably GTFO.

Let's go see Lilith and ask if she has any Demon Thieves. A Thief can maybe steal the Law Essence and run, and if they're a demon dying will just mean respawning. As long as they add the Law Essence to our abstract inventory instead of holding it, it shouldn't be lost when they die, right?

Um, guys, that symbol on it's core looks like the symbol of chaos, only it's sideways like our second eye used to be. What exactly happened to the crazy when we took it out of our second eye?

>We have sex and then the bird demon brings us out baby.
...Is that something an adult you were told when you were, like, five, or have you actually seen that for yourself? The bird thing, not the sex, although I wouldn't be surprised if you don't actually know what sex involves either.

1/5 Fluffy 2013/08/01(Thu)00:32 No. 530175 ID: a68e3e
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>...Is that something an adult you were told when you were, like, five, or have you actually seen that for yourself?

Yeah. So? It's not like they'd lie to me or anything...

Now back to the matter at hand.

"Guys."

>Meagan: "Yeah?"

"Just to be clear... We're all cool with just running away. Right?"

>Meagan: "Yep."

"Alright. Let's just slowly back away and maybe it w-"

Alice fires an arrow at it.

Fluffy 2013/08/01(Thu)00:33 No. 530178 ID: a68e3e
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bop

>>530179
Shouldn't that be 5/5?

Anyway, that's even more incentive to run.

>>530181
Larro is not waiting until all the images are done, because I don't know.

>>530175
Fluffy, adults tell children lies about reproduction all the time. They think they aren't ready for the truth. To them a child can't really understand it.

Even though its honestly bollocks.

Fluffy 2013/08/01(Thu)00:48 No. 530190 ID: a68e3e
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=Battle Start=

"ALICE!!!! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOO!?"

>"... I thought I could take it down in one hit."

"DAMMIT!!! Okay. It's cool guys. We can just flee"

Ring Activated: Can not flee

"We're all going to die."

Place your units.
Unit limit: 4

>>530190
Okay. Okay. There's two ways to go about this. Do crazy shit to cause a glitch, like a total de-equip, or healing him to make his HP rollover or something.

Or, we find a way midbattle to harm him.

alice in the bottom corner, maximum range.

fluffy, unfortunantly, is the tank. so you are right in front of it. meagan a little behind you and kass behind her.

Suggestion 2013/08/01(Thu)01:06 No. 530200 ID: a23afd
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Position everyone like this.

>>530195
Alice only has infinite range if she has Line of Sight, which means she needs to be in the same row/column as an enemy.

>>530201
I think that rule only applies to gunners. Line of sight just means she can't shoot through walls or other characters.

>>530205
Alice does have Line of Sight as a Sniper which means so long as an enemy is in the same row or column as her she can hit them from anywhere. She can still shoot without having LoS but it limits her range to what she could normally do as an Archer which is 6 spaces.

Spread out in case he uses an AoE
See if beast stun will work
If it does not work, pray for a swift and painless death

>>530207
How many spaces wide is he? I can't even tell from this perspective on a technical level, if we include all of his body it looks to be four, but if it's just where's he's standing it's a vague 1-2 spots.

Climb on its back and stab it on the sigil!

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)01:24 No. 540083 ID: 8f7720
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>>530290
RIGHT!

>Meagan: "Fluffy!? What the hell are you doing!?"

"Killin' this thing!"

>Meagan: "That's not how battle works!"

"SCREW THE RULES!"

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)01:26 No. 540084 ID: 8f7720
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"I'M A HERO!"

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)01:26 No. 540085 ID: 8f7720
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There!

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)01:26 No. 540086 ID: 8f7720
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"TAKE THIS, DEMON!"

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)01:26 No. 540087 ID: 8f7720
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>Alice: "..."

>Meagan: "..."

>Kassandra: "..."

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)01:30 No. 540088 ID: 8f7720
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"We did it!"

Alice has gained 1 level.
Kassandra has gained 1 level.
Fluffy has gained 1 level.
Meagan has gained 1 level.

>>540088
Don't forget, you still owe Meagan that examination, since she came with you and was willing to help fight.

Still after that display you probably don't have to worry about her doing anything really inappropriate.

Hell she may turn her study towards how the hell you broke the established rules of combat.

Did Fluffy pick up the rulebreaker when we weren't looking?

>>540096
she is an HERO! That's how she did it, she already broke a rule, BTW...

Well. That was... unexpected. I'm going to assume that all of the chaos in the area is causing the laws that govern reality to break down and that this most definitely isn't something inherent to Fluffy.

Or, wait, there was also that bit with the giga rust monster. Ahh... maybe it's the sword? I mean, it's called the God Slayer! Who knows what special powers it has? Oh gods it is Fluffy isn't it?

>Fluffy goes Shadow of the Colossus on the boss
Oh, hey, nice. I guess Meagan's paralysis must have worked, since it didn't fight back?

And that's how you become a Hero of Chaos. Kick reason the curb! Screw the rules cause you're WINNING and that's just how you roll! When someone tells you "Impossible" tell them "I M possible!"

>>540088
Uh, well, that's great and all but we didn't get what we came for, did we? We needed a shard of Pure Order, not a "Chaos Seal", whatever that is.

>>540116
Maybe a Chaos Seal... seals Chaos?

We just took something called a chaos seal from the center of a chaos spiral. Who else is willing to bet that something bad is gonna happen to this place in the next few minutes? You should head back now.

>>540131
except spear guy supposedly took one before.

Fluffy 2013/09/10(Tue)13:33 No. 540134 ID: 8f7720
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>>540116
We got one of those too!

>>540134
Man, you really are screwing the rules. Editing the loot list too.

...nonchalantly suggest that you've got everything you need and can go home now.

Also, reflect to yourself that maybe Meagan may be too intimidated by you to cause much trouble later. After all, it's not as if she would have risked bothering the thing you just killed...

This is ridiculous. It's like we're in a dream. Fluffy, did the golem knock you out on the first round or something? Might wanna wake up.

Wow. Good job Fluffy. I'll need to ask you how you train some other time. You know, for the next hero we need to help.

Seriously though, are you feeling ok? I'm worried about the consequences of excessive rule breaking.

Fluffy 2013/10/02(Wed)21:50 No. 542872 ID: 8f7720
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Guyssss. I'm sure nothing bad's gonna happen to me or anything. It's real simple. Like... Once you are aware of the rules around you, it's easy to break em. You know?
S'cool.

Now, let's get this thing to the Overlord.

Once Styx has the shard she quickly begins work at freeing the Overlord. As she approaches what's left of him another tremor shakes the land. It seems that they've retried the shard with little time to spare.
She tosses the shard at the Overlord...

There is a cracking sound. The explosions finally cease and instead the entire thing implodes and forms a solid ball of energy. cracks form on the ball and chunks of it fall away.

Chapter 1 End Fluffy 2013/10/02(Wed)21:55 No. 542874 ID: 8f7720
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Finally, the Overlord appears.

>"I was wondering when you would free me."

>Once you are aware of the rules around you, it's easy to break em
Fluffy. That is seriously the smartest thing you have ever said. It's not just a succinct acknowledgement of the power of understanding the world around you- it's a casual justification for reality breaking.

...we have to give her the Rule Breaker. She can totally use it.

Wow, that actually happened. It is hard to believe.

>Once you are aware of the rules around you, it's easy to break em. You know?
That is at once reasonable and insane. Congratulations Fluffy, you are now a Lovecraft.

Truly, you are a Hero of Chaos.