...Liz shouldn't need to form a body. She's a construct. He body survived / will survive, intact, until the end of time.

I think this is an imposter. We're looking at our undead opponent.

>>506100
yup, this.

>>506100
In that case we should ask her something only Liz would know... any suggestions?

How about asking how they killed the final boss of our last adventure? Or what she bought in that sex shop?

Kaktus 2013/04/16(Tue)15:56 No. 506112 ID: b3ca75
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>In that case we should ask her something only Liz would know... any suggestions?
I’m Lizbeth Bravesword, formally known as Suss. I was created by Jacob as a sex toy but was later repurposed to carry one of the crystal focuses of Virtue. I made Kevros lose his virginity when he was dressed in a maid outfit and I was in the room next to the one where Graven lost his “other” virginity to Maggy. I helped destroy the machine called Virtue / Oracle / Wrath with the help of Kev, Graven, Maggy, Hans, Helga, Sonya and Olof, but in the end it was Kevros codpiece that finished the job. …and…

Lizbeth casts Time stop (universe)! The universe has been stopped!
Lizbeth cast Perfect Illusion! Kevros illusion have been created!
Lizbeth stops sustaining time stop! The universe is moving again!

…um… w-what just h-happened?
Happy now?

>what she bought in that sex shop?
Fuzzy handcuffs, reinforced codpiece(because Kev fired the last one into orbit… I don’t even know if that thing have landed yet…) , Skill book (erotic tails positions), Skill book (magical sex encounters), Skill book (Bondage), nun outfit and two maid outfist… for both me and Kev.

>...Liz shouldn't need to form a body. She's a construct. He body survived / will survive, intact, until the end of time.
My body is still biological. It will rot away if I don’t keep it supplied with power, which is exactly what it does when I kill myself. I don’t really have the patience to wait five hundred years for Kev to come back, now do I? But, if you don’t trust me, fine, you can leave whenever you want. You have gotten what you came for, didn’t you? But, if you want to know what’s really going on you’ll have to take my hand. Your choice. Either way, I’m going back to bed when you’re done, so hurry it up.

Insert Shake that poor sinners hand_

That's PRETTY FUCKIN' LIZ right there. While I believe and trust her, I still get the feeling that we shouldn't offer our-

You know what, fuck it. Yes. Read our dreams, Liz.

Well, all thats right. Its your decision claire, do you want her to read your dreams?

So two of our companions are actually Liz's direct descendants? I wonder why she temporarily mistakened a third though. I guess we may as well take her hand in case she's right and we've been deceived, though keep your wits about you in case she's the deceiver.

Well, that's either Liz, or the imposter is omniscient and too powerful to oppose anyways.

Forgive us the paranoia and mistrust, Liz. We went through one too many layers of illusions to trust a lot of things on first glance.

Give her your hand, Clair.

>>506112
That is a fucking lot of proof.

Let her in. Just be sure she's safe, too. I mean, this could be a trap- there is after all a phylactery in your dreamspace, and apparently Antonidas is NOT in the book. This means everything the book told us could be a lie. The Dean could actually be evil. Maybe we should have her take a look at the book first, just to be sure.

Oh right also we're preeeeetty sure that Kevros is in fact Waran, Renault, AND Dylon. All three of them have elements of Kevros' personality. Well, I'm not so sure about Waran actually- maybe instead of Waran, the third piece is Blackadder? Liz should go out and verify who the triple-soul is. Unless she wants to just forget about the reunion this cycle and let you have Kevros for now.

Kaktus 2013/04/16(Tue)16:34 No. 506122 ID: b3ca75
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Lizbeth dispels perfect illusion! Kevros cease to exist!

>You know what, fuck it. Yes. Read our dreams, Liz.
Give me your hand then… Claire, was it?
Yes…
Hmm… that’s… odd? Your data is all twisted? It’s corrupted? What’s going on here?
Corrupted? As in bad influence?
No, I mean your programming have been corrupted by someone… wait… It’s… why would he- Wait, what’s thi-

Kaktus 2013/04/16(Tue)16:35 No. 506123 ID: b3ca75
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AAAAH!!!!
AAAH?
AAAH!?!

Clf#¤”!!!11001!#/! Dispels Lizbeths true/false error!

Kaktus 2013/04/16(Tue)16:35 No. 506124 ID: b3ca75
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Lizbeth, The sleeping god, has been slain!
~500 Zealots have been slain!

…what just happen? …did she… just turn into dust?

Insert what did I just smoke?_

thats... not good. that isn't good at all. I'm pretty sure that is in fact very, very, very bad.

>>506124
Goddamn it. It WAS a trap. We were set up. By who, though?

Uhhhhhhh... fuck. R...rewind?

Demand answers from the book. Tell it you know it's not Antonidas.

OH SHITFUCK. Claire, you were a Trojan. Something inside you just hacked Liz to death.

...and it gets worse. If we don't get her back? You just caused a time paradox. The universe is gonna die, and it ain't gotta wait for heat death this time.

This a probably a really got time to shit yourself

Soooo... level up?

...I don't suppose you can reanimate that dust? If not, find something to store some in in case we run into someone who can.

I think the worm queen just used you, and got what it wanted...

>>506214
Pretty sure it takes more than just a worm queen to hack reality.

Kaktus 2013/04/17(Wed)00:47 No. 506248 ID: b3ca75
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>Demand answers from the book. Tell it you know it's not Antonidas.
What the hell just happen, book!? I know that you aren’t Antonidas, so who are you!? …Book!? …Antonidas!?!! …hello…?
…
…It’s just blank…
>...I don't suppose you can reanimate that dust?
I kind of need a body for that. Besides, I don’t think making a zombie out of her will help.

>find something to store some in in case we run into someone who can.
[Claire gained dust of the mad god!]
…so… what now? I have to get back to the others… but h-
RaaaahGH1011!!¤%#!ERROR!

…Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

Insert Pac Man_

>>506248
Yes. We're either stuck in a True Illusion and need proof to break out like last time we saw this sort of thing, or someone has actually managed to break reality.

Run. Out those double doors. Maybe try to Analyze the glitch-zealot while we're at it. If this is a True Illusion we need as much information as we can to break it.

It can't be a True Illusion because it isn't nearly convincing enough. Plus Lizbeth would have dispelled it like she did Kevros. Something just fucked up her, and if it can fuck up a god of everything, then it can probably fuck up everything too!

We probably are not seeing what you're seeing. Colorful columns of monospace letters covering the right side of the courtyard? Some rainbowlicious thing made out of lizard parts, but not chopped off actually ceasing to exist at sharp boundaries? Lizard parts which I might add were formerly smoking bones not lizard parts.

Well, if you're seeing a third of the room get overrun with rainbow monospaced alphabet soup and a pile of dead lizard bones replaced with a technicolored reality-corrupted zealot, then I'd say we're seeing the same thing. And if you aren't it doesn't really change much, 'cause we'd best be getting' out of here ASAP either way.

Use Analyze on the warped zealot while running through the door you came in through. Try thinking all the thoughts possible of getting the fuck out of here you can and maybe the portal magic will pick up on that and activate the emergency exit.

I have a hunch that without Liz's power, all the reality warping magics in this place are going to rapidly unravel, including those that make it even exist. It's going to quickly become a non-place, along with everything in it.

And, Claire, just so you know, we've seen this kind of reality breakdown before. Not just long, long ago; Recently. When we tried switching focus to Kevros from Dylon reality glitched out and somehow Dylon and Folken's locations swapped. ...And that coupled with what's happening here and Liz's surprise at who corrupted your data is giving me a bad feeling that Kevros is involved in this.

Kaktus 2013/04/17(Wed)06:27 No. 506275 ID: b3ca75
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>Colorful columns of monospace letters covering the right side of the courtyard? Some rainbowlicious thing made out of lizard parts?
That’s exactly what I see!
>Analyze the glitch-zealot.
Corrupted – Error!
Weak )# ColdColdColdColdColdCold
SEEREALTHRUTH – Malfunction!
eeverythingIseeeverythingIse

HoSdog StahwGnineppahOtEm TiStruh Pleh EsaelpPlehEm!

>we'd best be getting' out of here ASAP. Try thinking all the thoughts possible of getting the fuck out of here.
Run away!
…
I’m telling you, he didn’t turn into a corpse because of that bad joke I said.
Maybe he died because you stole his magical artifact? I know you took something from that box!
I was just looking! And besides, it said that you we’re free to use them whenever you wanted.
I don’t know… those toys shouldn’t really be… sanitary to keep in a waiting room.
I’m still bitter that we missed that show they we’re going to do.
You’re lucky they turned into bone before they started that… “play” and not under it.

Insert Got a bone for you_

guys we have a problem. the guy who sent us here was a fake. A thing made to be a trap for Liz! It killed her and all her zealots. Which is a pretty big deal as Liz was\is the god of your universe.

Also her zealots might be turning into abominations pretty soon so destroy that pile of bones and get ready to swap the picture with the sun because we are OUT of here once Claire gets back.

So anyone have a clue on who would want to reveal this world as a construct? I mean its not a big deal, theres lots of theories running around that the realm we are from could be one as well.

Guys, we got a problem! Found the sleeping one, she tried to check something in my head, and then she melted to dust, all the zealots died, and reality itself started unraveling!

...this was all a trick. Someone wanted the god dead. And we gotta get the heck out of here.

>HoSdog StahwGnineppahOtEm TiStruh Pleh EsaelpPlehEm!

If we take each capitol letter to be the last letter in a word and reverse the order of the letters in each word

>oH godS whatS happeninG tO mE iT hurtS helP pleasE helP mE!

Well that is certainly bad how are we going to help these poor people.

Kaktus 2013/04/17(Wed)11:39 No. 506306 ID: b3ca75
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>So anyone have a clue on who would want to reveal this world as a construct?
…wait, the world is a construct? What?

We got a problem!
“Oh no” problem or “Oh shit” problem?
“Oh gods, we are all going to die” problem! Apparently someone used me to kill the sleeping one along with all her zealots and now reality itself is starting to collapse!
Wait, the sleeping one is real? …and you killed a god!? What the hell?
Um… guys? Is there supposed to be numbers floating around in the air like that?
Turn the goddamned painting around already so we can get out of here!
But I did this really nice picture of a snake I wanted to try out…
Wait, no! What are you do-

Kaktus 2013/04/17(Wed)11:39 No. 506307 ID: b3ca75
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-Codec call-

Kaktus 2013/04/17(Wed)11:41 No. 506309 ID: b3ca75
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This is snake. Colonel, can you hear me?
Loud and clear! What’s the situation, snake?
…You were the one who called me.
Oh, right. Anyway, Snake, Liquid have-
Liquid!? Didn’t he die at shadow moses? …and when I killed his possessed/not possessed arm… and when I killed his clone in the sixth game that was actually an alien from the future… that was actually a clone from another alien?
Actually, they changed it so it actually was Raiden that was the time traveling alien in the seventh game... but that’s not important right now. What’s important is that Liquid is building another Metal Gear!
Metal Gear!?
Metal Gear! So you need to blow that shit up! It’s in Zanzibar! Go sneak that shit!
Okay!
But snake… what about our honeymoon!?
Otacon? Where did you come from? No matter, Metal Gear!?
Snake, you don’t love like you used to anymore!
Metal Gear?

[You are now Erect Snake! What do you do!?]

Insert Hotness, I wanna bang you!_

>wait, the world is a construct? What?
Well, a construction. A simulation would be a better word for it. Long story short: nothing you know is real or actually, well, exists. Liz kind of became a god in the process of finding a way to keep all the non-existing stuff, well, existing. So taking her out is a big deal.

>What do you do!
Liz is dead! We created a time paradox.

MISSION FAILEO

remember the basics of CQC and also remember to bring antidote for the DEADLY ZANZIBAR HAMSTERS

>>506310
meh, they think and feel, real enough in my mind.

No, Hal you stop this instant. Rosemary was a horrible support character and we are not repeating that nonsense again.

>>506309
Otacon can come along for our honeymoon. It'll be just like old times.

>>506311
DEADLY POISONOUS ZANZIBAR HAMSTERS, I mean. damn the lack of edit features!

>>506312
Oh, I agree. Unfortunately, it's the collapsing programing architecture whose opinion matters.

Kaktus 2013/04/18(Thu)05:40 No. 506486 ID: b3ca75
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>remember the basics of CQC
[Erect snake gains Knifegun!]

>Otacon can come along for our honeymoon. It'll be just like old times.
You can come along too, Otacon. It’ll be just like the old days…
Like the one time I got so scared I pissed myself!?
That’s Revolver Ocelot fetish, not mine.
I meant it in a negative way. Dammit Snake, what’s happen to you lately!?
Come on, Otacon, one last mission. It’ll be fun! …for me?
…fine. One more…
Yay!

Kaktus 2013/04/18(Thu)05:40 No. 506487 ID: b3ca75
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Brrrrrrother!
Liquid!?
Yet again you come to foil my plans! Don’t worry, this time I’m prepared!
Metal Gear!?
No… something far worse… DEADLY POISONOUS ZANZIBAR HAMSTERS.
Hah! I got protection against their poison. They are useless against me.
The normal hamster yes… but not the MINIATURE GIANT POISONOUS SPACE ZANZIBAR HAMSTERS! I like to call it, METAL GEAR HAMSTER!
METAL GEAR!?!!?
Prepare for a crab bat- I mean hamster battle!
Otacon! How do I defeat this giant hamster!?
*Static*
OTACON!? …damn! Colonel, can you read me!?
I need scissors… 61!
COLONEL!? How do I defeat something like this!?

Insert Fisson Mailed_

Taunt liquid. Inform him he will never defeat you because you got all the superior dominant genes while he's stuck with the lousy inferior recessive ones.

DRINK LIQUID, HE WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING!

We shouldn't drink liquid yet. Unlike a real Metal Gear the Hamster will simply continue to rampage if Liquid is killed so we have to disable it before defeating Liquid. This is Zanzibar so we should just throw grenades at it's legs then drink Liquid.

>>506487
Go for the eyes!

>>506491
>>506491
>>506491
>>506491

Kaktus 2013/04/18(Thu)14:19 No. 506517 ID: b3ca75
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>Taunt liquid.
You can never win, Liquid! All my gens are the superior dominant ones while you’re stuck with the lousy inferior recessive ones!
:LiqiudPIX: GAH! I will fight you with my bare hands and a bare chest on top of Metal Gear for that!
…perfect.
>DRINK LIQUID, HE WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
:LiqiudPIX: Wait… what are you doing!? Noooo! My only weakness! …that, and below zero temperatures!
*Glug Glug*

Snake consumes Liquid! Liquid have been slain!

>Consult animal companion.
Minsc, how do I defeat a miniature giant space hamster!?
Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes! YAA! …with grenades! YAA!
But it’s a Zanzibar hamster...
Oh, well… um… Run, Boo, RUN!
Snake, there’s only one way to defeat a giant Zanzibar hamster! You need to use Metal Gear!
Metal Gear!? But it’s not big enough to defeat this… thing!
Then there’s only one thing we can do…

>Create the biggest Metal gear!
Yeeesss…..

Kaktus 2013/04/18(Thu)14:19 No. 506518 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, Metal Gears Gearsness exceeds that of normal Metal values! ERROR! The Metal Gear has committed a Gear action and will shut Metal! All your unsaved Metal Gear will be lost! Have a nice Metal Gear.

Metal Gea-

*BOOM*

Kaktus 2013/04/18(Thu)14:20 No. 506519 ID: b3ca75
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Game over.

A Metal gear solid parody and not even a mention of the box? What is this shit!?