The Romanticar III Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)11:58 No. 50182 ID: fb5d8e
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CROSSDRESSING PUSSY THINKING?!

I'M SHINY

SO SHINY

LOOK AT HOW SHINY I AM

GODDAMN AM I SHINY

SO SHINY

GODDAMN

Throw it away, it's a stupid piece of glass, and your brother is a faggot anyway.

FIND YOUR SIBLINGS
FUCK EVERY ONE OF THEM
GENDER IS IRRELEVANT. THERE IS NO GAY.
DRESS YOUR BROTHERS AS WOMEN. <3

Well hey there buddy. How's it going?

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)12:01 No. 50190 ID: fb5d8e
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HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
This is my head, you piece of shit! I'll beat you up, pussy!

>>50190

We're a ball of glass.

So what's your deal anyhow? Why can't you go to normal school?

>>50190
Okay, sowwy. I'll keep the caps lock off for you.

But seriously, dude, what's up? Looking to do anything?
Or anyone? <3

What's the matter? It reminds you of your brother's balls so much?

>>50190
EASY THERE MATE, CHILL YER LOINS
'OW IN TH' 'ELL YOU GONNA BEAT UP VOICES IN Y'HEAD, ANYWAY
NOW GO ON, TELL US YER STORY
WHY Y'AREN'T IN NORMAL SCHOOL N' ALL THAT

Damn, your family is weirder than 58's.

It's obvious that he's a fag. Look at his hair. I bet he goes to that special faggy boarding school.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)12:10 No. 50201 ID: fb5d8e
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I'm here cos' I'm not A FUCKING PUSSY! Fuckers give me shit and I beat the shit out of them!
Then everyone complains to their mommies and I'm stuck at the Saint Mary's Board School For Troublesome Youth.
FUCK THAT SHIT!
Like some fucking nun with a stick is gonna teach me anything.
Now you gonna conjure up some cigs with your magical powers or am I gonna break you?

>>50201
Woah, woah, easy there brother.

Okay, so you want to get out of Sissy Nun's School For People Who Are Too Awesome, right? Perhaps we can help.

What's your current situation? How far along are you?

>>50201
Now now, don't you go breaking us. You'll break continuity!

Break it, faggot.

And I don't think they allow hair like that in a Catholic school.

I think you're in some faggy school for spoiled rich kids.

We can conjure cigs, but first you have to take a chill pill.

Seriously. You have to swallow a mouthful of Xanax for it to work.

>>50201
We're fuckin' voices, man. No magical shit beyond you hearin' us in your head.

Now what is the major problem you are having? Don't wanna be at this school, got a girl you like, some other shit?
We've helped motherfuckers in the past before with bigger-than-life problems, we can certainly help you.
If you'll calm the fuck down, anyway

>>50201
we're not that kinda ball, shitstain. you want advice, we give advice.
you want cigs, we give advice on how to get em.
since you want cigs, here's some advice: go buy them. if you're too young, which you probably are, get a hobo to buy em, split the pack.

If we want cigs let's go make friends with an older chick who can buy us cigs.

>>50201
Yeah, we can't create stuff.
But you should quit smoking anyway. :D

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)12:26 No. 50216 ID: fb5d8e
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Fuck! Fuck! Fine, I'll fucking calm down, but I want my fucking cigs. I smuggled some inside, but I lost 'em.
I didn't get punished, so it wasn't found by a nun, but they're still fucking gone. Fuck, this fucking shithole is too fucking small to lose something in.

I wouldn't know where to find people with cigs, and the girls are on the other side of the campus. Where the hell would I find an older girl with cigarettes?!

>>50216
Hey, are you talking out loud to yourself? Cause your roomie is in the room too, if you forgot.

>>50216
Who's that behind you?

And a guy like you is bound to have made some enemies around here. Want to tell us about some of them that might have taken your cigs?

>>50216

The obvious answer is that your roommate probably stole them.

Can you walk around campus whenever you want?

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)12:32 No. 50223 ID: fb5d8e
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Fuck it, that shitstain knows I'll kill him twice if he gives me trouble- besides, he's reading the bible for some reason.

Uh, enemies.. Apart from the nuns? Fucking hell no, everyone is fucking scared of me! The only ones who might oppose me are this rumored gang, 'the Saints of Geneva', but they're all seniors and I haven't actually seen them.
It's said they hang out in the emergency staircase of the main assembly hall.

Proceed at once to the emergency staircase of the main assembly hall.

>>50223
well then. cigs first. priorities and all that.
if you aren't afraid of the nuns, then just ditch the school and buy a pack. failing that, get a hobo to buy a pack, and split it with him.

>>50223

Leave to do that, but peek over your roommate's shoulder to see why he's reading the bible.

Check the power level of the ball. It might be a little bit over 9000.

Hey, just an FYI, but people expect others of certain age ranges to swear. If you go all quiet, calm voice on them, even when talking about how you are going to pull their teeth out and pop their eyes with their own teeth, people could find you more intimidating. The handy thing is, by doing changes like that, being a bit more subtle with your methods, you could maintain you dominance while looking like you are 'improving' enough that you get advised to go out into regular schools and shit.

Worth a shot right?

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)12:41 No. 50231 ID: fb5d8e
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Why the fuck would I be interested in that fucking bible? That piece of shit is probably just trying to imp-What the fuck.

WELL GEEZE, I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.


Good thing you're in a school like that, at least others can teach you how to be smart, no wait, they won't.

>>50231
Alright, give him a thump on the back for having this.

Come on, he went from absolute pussy to at least somewhat tolerable, right?

Anyway, use this as leverage to ask where your smokes could be and more about this gang.

>>50231

Ask him what the fuck he's doing!

Also, did he take your smokes?

Go to a toilet. Use Glory Hole, receive smokes. Easy.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)12:54 No. 50240 ID: fb5d8e
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>"HEY PISSHEAD, THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>"O-oh! H-hey Ken, I--"
>"WHERE THE FUCK'S MY SMOKES?!"
>"A-ah, about that, you see, I figured you'd get caught quickly cos of the smell, s-so I traded them for these, f-for you, ofcourse, because we are friends."

THE FUCK?!

KISS HIM. IT'S YOUR LOVE INTEREST. LOOK AT THAT IRRESISTIBLE FACE WANTING TO KISS YOU.

>>50240

You traded my smokes... for PORN? What are you doing, testing the porn to make sure it's porn? Give me that!

Ask him who he traded the smokes to anyhow! Does he know if you could trade for more?

We need 25 packs of cigarettes fast if we're gonna get to Ol' Sparky! Go to the gym and challenge people for packs of cigs.

If that loser has any cool stuff, take it and trade it for smokes.

Be a man, whore yourself out for smokes.

If you're gonna be a tough thug, you need to learn how to take it up the ass.

>>50248
Tell him we're returning the favor and "testing" the smokes like he tested the porn.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)13:04 No. 50252 ID: fb5d8e
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>"THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?! WHO DID YOU TRADE IT WITH?! AND COULD YOU TRADE MORE?!"
>"Ah, ah, it was the Saints of Geneva. Please don't hurt me!"

FUCKING BULLSHIT! THEY'RE FUCKING TAUNTING ME!

>>50252

Let's go to the stairwell.

Silly kid, why can't you just go to the store, pretend you're 18 and buy yourself a pack.

Or are you that pussy to actually do it.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)13:16 No. 50262 ID: fb5d8e
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Shut the fuck up, shit-eater! If I could leave the campus I would be in fucking hawaii, you piece of shit!

Bulls-eye! There's someone on the third floor of the emergency staircase!

You're a pussy.

You can't leave the campus? And you're not trying to fix that?

Hell, you're not a man, you're a babyman. You should run back to the nun to get your spoiled baby diaper changed.

>>50262
Well you are there, tough guy.
Go confront the chick about getting your cigs back.

Yeah, like I said. Hit on that shit, yo.
Sounds like we need to put the moves on that chick.
You do have the moves, faggot?
If you don't, try this line: "Hey sweet-cheeks, wanna go back to my place and bang?"

'Ey toots you got any fags?

I think a better pick-up phrase would be "Hey there! If you let me be your Vegetta, I will make your power level go over 9000."

Oh man, this kid's gonna be a goddamn trial.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)13:36 No. 50275 ID: fb5d8e
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The fuck you want me to say? Is this that 'calm is scarier' tactic shit? Fuck it.

>"Ey toots you got any fags?"
>"Huh? No.. You shouldn't smoke, you know."

THE FUCK?!

That "Woman" sure looks like a man.

>>50262

Also, I don't know if anyones told you this before, child, but if you keep using the same expletive over and over again, it becomes stale and eventually loses all meaning. Nor does it make you sound tough or hard. Just petulant. Cursing is a fucking art, you mongrel, so if you intend to do it so often at least learn to mix it up a bit. Consider this some friendly advice.

>>50277
eh, could be. all these pinkos look the same to me.

>>50275

I shouldn't be HERE in the first place. Are you the person who can help me get some damn smokes or what?

Ask her where she got the cigs from and how you can get some. Your roomie traded yours for a stupid porn mag.

In that case. Pull the skirt up and check if it's a girl or is it a Scotsman.

Hey, Ken, think for a sec. Wouldn't it be nice to have a gang of your own? You know, claim territory, take a little "I won't beat the shit out of you" tax (in smokes, of course) and you can beat the shit out of this other gang. Might be a little fun, Ken. What do you say?

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)13:51 No. 50290 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm not even supposed to fucking BE here, asstrain. Where the fuck can I get some cigs?"
>"Hey, don't ask me. I've never touched a cigarette in my life."

Fuck! What the fuck is wrong with this wench?
Hell yes it would be good to have a gang right now! I'd tear this place up.

Cunt punt.

>>50290
She's trolling the shit out of you. You're gonna have to calm down and moderate yourself, since your trying to ask her for something.

Basically, which do you want more: Cigarettes, or to keep running your mouth.

Cunt-punt.
It always works.

>>50290

Look I don't wanna be here arguing all night. If you can help me out I'll help you out. If not, I'm gonna go and find someone who will.

A gang? More like a gangbang.

That's the only thing you will get with your attitude.

Now stop overusing curse words and try to cease being a big babyman.

>>50290
>Hell yes I want a gang!

Well, let's get this business over with and then we can get on with specifics, eh?
Let's go over what you want.

>Cigs.

Okay, cool. What does she have?

>Cigs.

Awesome.

Now, why would she give them to you? To get, you have to give. Maybe, if you seem reasonable, she'll give them to you free of charge. But being an asshole won't get you anything.


Also, mix up your swears a little. Trust me.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)14:08 No. 50307 ID: fb5d8e
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Shiiiit--
If I can't cuntpunt her then what exactly SHOULD I do?

Cunt punt.

>>50307
Boobpunch.

Seriously, girls tell me it hurts like a BITCH.

Hand us off to someone so we'll stop yelling at you.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)14:18 No. 50314 ID: fb5d8e
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FUCK IT!

Take her lollipop and inform her she is now your girlfriend.

>>50314
"Give me the cigs or you get the fucking goddamn boot again. If you really don't got any, just point me at someone who does!"

ಠ_ಠ ... jesys christ

>>50314

Take the cig and twirl it in your fingers. So. We're not gonna have to do this again, right? My name's Ken.

Now you're becoming a man! Now kick her for good measure and tell her to go to the kitchen!

You need your goddamn sandwiches.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)14:27 No. 50323 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The name's Ken - And you're my girlfriend!"
CRUNCH

Uppercut her chin for emphasis.
"I ain't listenin to any more lip from you, ya'hear? Now, bitch, where are my fuckin fags?"

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)14:28 No. 50325 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The FUCK, boy?"

Wait... How are the teachers dressed here?

>>50325
Well, we've already dug this deep...

>Fist, meet face

No elephant this time...

Punch her in the face few hundred times to make her look like a real girl instead of a man in drag

>"The FUCK, boy?"

"Sounds like a good idea. My room or yours?"

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)14:40 No. 50340 ID: fb5d8e
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Fist meets face--GUH!!
>"WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE, JUNIOR?!"

>>50340
... give us to her. She's awesome.

>>50340
Oh, right
Height diff.

>>50340
Get totally turned on by the fact she can punch you out.

This is your type of girl, man.

Finally!

Finally!

"Is that any way to treat your boyfriend?"
If she tries to punch you again, kick her in the legs, knocking her down the stairs.

Forget what I said.

You've just got hit by a girl. You are tiny babyman.

WWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Not big surprise.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)14:52 No. 50352 ID: fb5d8e
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FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT JESUS CHRIST
Shit, let's taunt that bitch to make her lose her guard.

>"Is that any way to treat your boyfriend?"
>"LITTLE SHIT I'LL DESTROY YOU--"
>"What is going on here?"

Obstacles.

Kill them. Wear their skin.

>>50352
go by what she does. If she says nothing is going on, run with it.

Your fight is with her, you don't want distractions.

Ivar?
Rune?

I don't care how sexy that was, I'm gonna beat the shit outta you.

>>50353
if you fucking touch them i will break out of this orb and kill you.
those fuckers' names are ivar and rune
don't try to take them on, they are two tiers above you, fighting wise

>>50358
Who?

They look like massive faggots.

Cry to them for help, and tell them she's beating you up for smokes.
Discreetly make a face at the chick.

No way in hell will she let anyone inspect her for bruises, so we're safe with that story.

>>50352

"Relationship problems."

>>50360
That is the biggest pussy maneuver I've ever heard. Ever.

>50358

Who?

Those names sound faggoty too. More proof that killing and skinning them is the only valid option.

Suggestion 2009/09/24(Thu)15:18 No. 50370 ID: bd2eec
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>>50367
i am filled with hate

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)15:18 No. 50371 ID: fb5d8e
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Shit no I'm not gonna pretend I'm a little pussy.

>"I-it was an accident. I don't wish my boyfriend any ill."
What? I'll play along with her.
>"Relationship problems."

You know these two? Ivar and Rune, the discipline team. Fuckers have quite the power on campus, and the nuns love them. But fuck 'em - if they were really good guys, they wouldnt be on this school. It's like they're just trying to make up for some past sin or somethin'.

>"Allright then. I don't want to see any fights. You know hitting a woman is the most coward move a man can make, junior."

>>50371
"Like I'd ever hit a woman? Don't worry, guys. Nothing going on here."

>>50371

"Whatever."

>>50367
Go read the old Mudy Quest threads. They used to be paladins that fell under the influence and control of a very evil lich.

"Oh I wouldn't even dream of hitting a woman."

Once they're gone, say "You've a good left hook for a chick. Where'd ya learn that?"

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)15:31 No. 50382 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Whatever."
>"Hm. We would reprimand you two for making a scene, but we're currently looking for the Saints of Geneva. Just return to your dorms in peace."

Fuck, my mouth tastes like blood.

>"Oi, junior. Was that punch too hard? You're pretty tiny."

--THE FUCK?!

>>50382
"What, you worried about me? What's it to you if I'm hurt? I started it."

>>50382
"It was hard, but pain only removes weakness."

"Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

>>50382
"It's mostly the height difference. You're probably older than me too. Even for that, you've got a nice left hook.

"Just... Look, sorry, I've been without cigs for a while since my roommate traded mine off for porn. I snapped pretty hard back there."

>>50382

"Not where it matters, sweetheart."

>>50389
THIS
TRULY THIS IS WHAT A MANLY MAN WOULD SAY

"Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win."

>>50389
Say this except replace sweetheart with sweets!

>>50389
YES

>>50389
YES

ALSO

"Good things come in small packages. Nice save."

>>>50382

"Little man? I'm not babyman!"

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)15:47 No. 50399 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What, you worried about me? What's it to you if I'm hurt? I started it, and you ain't gonna win, knucklehead--"
>"You're my boyfriend, assretard. I don't want a damaged one, so keep that cute face in shape, capiche?"

Just so we're clear, she's not your sister somehow, is she? This question comes up extremely often.

We're a pair already. Well golly gee, that must be a new world record!

>>50399

Assretard? Is she even TRYING?

"I can't keep calling you bitch in public. What's your name, toots?"

Assault is clearly the most effective way of starting a healthy relationship.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)16:06 No. 50409 ID: fb5d8e
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Assretard?! I-- I can't even get angry at that. What the hell?..

>"I can't keep calling you bitch in public. What's your name, toots?"
>"Name's Charity, bitch."

....

..Now what?

>>50399
Well, now you have to kiss her.
It's the rule, you know.

>>50409

"Well, as long as we're together." Grab her and kiss her. With any luck, you'll catch her off-guard and get at least a good 2 or 3 seconds of macking before she retaliates.

'So...What? Y-you actually wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend...Or was that just an act?"

"I'm Ken. Remember it, bitch tits."

>>50414
She'll rip your throat out if you show weakness.

>>50409
Now we can go and smoke cigarettes together and call each other assclowns and talk shit about the nuns.
It'll be romantic and shit.
Let's go find some wuss to gang up on and beat the hell out of together.

>>50408

Apparently in Anime land it is!

Punch her few times more to express your true love and desire.

Are you an idiot or something? Kiss her, you moron. Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck did you ever do before us. God damn.

As the only woman in theis damn place who is even slightly respectable, she must be your co-gang leader. Your roomate will be your first patsy. Then we need some dumb muscle...

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)16:27 No. 50424 ID: fb5d8e
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>"So what? You actually wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend.. Or was that just an act?"
>"Tch. You wanna break up already?"
>"Well, as long as we're together."

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)16:28 No. 50425 ID: fb5d8e
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...

DOO EET FAGGOT

>>50425
Grab the back of her neck and pull her down, dammit.

>>50427
Hook leg behind hers, to pull her forwards and down.

>>50425
Expecting hand on face/beating.

Punch her in the stomach to make her bend down.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)16:42 No. 50433 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What the hell are you doMMPHH?!"

You call that a kiss? I'm sorry, I wasn't aware she was your fucking mother! Get that toungue going, drop a hand onto her ass and pull in real close. How fucking old are you! We've seen 10 year old girls pull off better moves than this!

>>50435
Wasn't that due to us anyway?

>>50436
Your goddamn right it was. She at least had some potential! Not like this cunt waggling faggot. You'd think this fucker's never kissed a woman before. Jesus Christ.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)16:50 No. 50438 ID: fb5d8e
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Shut the fuck up! I know how to kiss! I'll show you how the experts do i--
>UNGH!
>MMNGHH!
>UGH--!

Ha! See? Bet he pussies out after only one punch. Come on kid! You'll have to take a lot more than that to be a real man. Seriously, getting beat up by a girl? What kind of faggot ass pansy are you? I swear to god if you break lips with that chick we'll have you in a frilly little dress by the end of the week. It'll sure suit your girlyness a lot better.

>>50439
Listen to this motherfucker. He knows how this shit rolls.

Punch her back, and keep those lips on her damnit.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)17:11 No. 50449 ID: fb5d8e
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Ugh! I can handle a fucking punch, but she's trying to bring me down by choking me!
Fuck it, I'll choke her too!
Ngghh..
What's that clicking sound?

>>50438

Return the favor.

>>50439
...we've accomplished that before, too.

Listen to this man, kid. He knows what the fuck he's talking about.

She's about to cut yo punk ass. Back off.

link to previous parts?

It's just a fucking knife. You afraid of a goddamn knife? Kick it out of her hands or grab her right arm or something. Jesus Christ, you really are new to this sort of thing, arent you? Knives always come out when things are getting hot and heavy. Havent you ever heard the term "Alls fair in love and war?" Goddamn. What a fucking wuss. I'll bet you she even manages to cut you like the bitch you are. Would suit you right for being such a pansy. Jesus fuck, why do we always get stuck with the useless pussy motherfucking cunts, huh?

>>50454
Both are in the archive, part 1 is in the Completed Quests thread and part 2 has a note as the first image, I think.

>>50449
Bro, she's opening a knife behind you.

>>50449
KNIFE!

Time to stop man!

Grab her right wrist and twist like a bastard!

Reaver 2009/09/24(Thu)17:29 No. 50474 ID: fb5d8e
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FUCK! I ain't scared of a fucking knife! I'll kick it out of her hands---

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)17:30 No. 50475 ID: fb5d8e
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--FUCK!!!

Cushion her like a true gentleman

>>50475
oh. Shit.

ROLL REFLEX SAVE.

OR DO A BALANCE CHECK.

YOU DID PUT SOME POINTS IN THE BALANCE SKILL, RIGHT?

>>50475

Hold on tight.

>>50477
damage halved on successful save?

When you land, pull the knife from her grasp and close it.

"Ha! I think this is the start of a bea-yuuu-tiful relationship."

>>50476
Seriously. You may be a pansy ass faggot, but at least be a man about it and coushin her fall. Oh, I'm sorry, unless you want to be the pussy in this relationship. Cause thats how things are going to go if you let this interupt the lip lock. Hey, don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll look pretty for all the boys in your frilly little dress as you toss flowers daintilly while skipping along like the merry little cocksucking faggot you are. God FUCKING damn it! Why the flying FUCK do you need to be told these things?

When you land, pull the knife from your back and close it.

"Ha! It will take more to kill meeeee~" *whump*

KEN 2009/09/24(Thu)17:37 No. 50486 ID: fb5d8e
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THUD
THUNK
CRACK

Slip your hand on her ass while you fall, faggot. Do you really need these openings pointed out to you? Are you that dense? Fuck.

>>50486
Way to take the fall, bro!

Ken, you need to- oh shit.
The little fag cracked his head on a stair.

YO! ESTROGEN SACK! CAN YOU STILL HEAR US? OR are you going to fade to black and end the chapter like all of those other goddamn fairy margarets? I swear, it's like the lightest tap on the head will knock any dickass out these days.

Bad End

>>50486
man, I bet like, god damn everyone could see her underwear right from up that staircase. God damn it, we are so missing some righteous panty shots right now.

At least we found true love.

inb4 life in a wheelchair.

>>50486
well, shit. If nothing else, this would all make one hell of a 'how I met your mother/father' story.

>>50500
Panty shot? Panty shot?! Are you some kind of fucking weak-kneed eight-year old who holds his tiny dick when he needs to piss? Ken doesn't care about /watching/ like some kind of little girl! He's halfway to IN there!

>>50506
I'm just saying we're totally missing out some righteous panty shots right now man. We should set up some secret or cameras or some shit for these kind of occasions. They could happen ALL THE TIME.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)17:50 No. 50510 ID: fb5d8e
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-click-

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)17:51 No. 50513 ID: fb5d8e
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-click-
>"It'll take more to kill me."

>>50510
Haha! Atta boy- wait a fuck.

WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE YOUR FACE OFF HERS?!

GET BACK IN THERE, SOLDIER!

>>50513
Tell her you love her.
This is the most romantic fucking thing ever.

>>50513

Bravo. Now get you and your girlfriend's asses to the nurse. Tell them you tripped or some shit.

>>50521
no, wait. One last quick kiss, just a peck really, and then we make for the smooth exit.

Tell her you two should go out tonight, it'll be awesome.

>>50519
I believe the point has been made. Time for a smooth and dramatic exit. Show how fucking badass you are and all that.

>>50523
Well, we did trip.

It was just while we were trying to rape each other at the same time.

Just leave with the knife.

Ken 2009/09/24(Thu)17:57 No. 50532 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...I'm so in love~~"

>>50532
:D

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Or collapse on tits, that'll work too...

Are you dense? Pick her up, lean her back and tell her you fucking love her like a goddamn MAN. None of this pussy shitting around. Then get some more of those sweet ass cocksucking lips of hers while you drag her lazy ass to the school doctor. Tell him Ivar and Rune were fucking trying to rape her and that you goddamn saved the day. She says otherwise? What the fuck does she know, she hit her head falling down the stairs like the stupid bitch she is.

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/09/24(Thu)17:59 No. 50539 ID: e3c397
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>>50532

Wait, are you unconcsious? You know who fucking falls unconcsious? BITCHES, thats who. Bitches after a good hard dicking. Get the fuck up you lilly fucking livered pansy ass sorry excuse for a man. There will be no taking the goddamn SISSY way out of this. FUCK! You are so much like your faggot ass brother it's unbelievable.

>>50532
Fuck. Fuck.

CHARITY YOU BITCH TAKE THIS MAN TO THE NURSE RIGHT NOW

>>50542
LEVEL CLEARED!

YOU GET:
300 XP
5 EXPLETEUMS
2 GARANIUMS
1 FAGORONS
1546 POINTS COLLECTED
0 out of 7 GOLDEN AMULETS OF GELRUD FOUND
0 out of 3 TREASURE CHESTS FOUND
0 out of 23 RINGS OF FREDRICKSON FOUND
0 out of 1 SCEPTERS OF HELDERSON FOUND

GO GO ROMANTICAR!

>>50545
FUCKING SCEPTER OF HELDERSON

Just swinging by on my lunch break to say this is fucking brilliant, a most righteous bump indeed

>>50774
And what are their powerlevels?

>>50774
Reminiscent of a silver age super hero bio.

>>50775
I don't think this quest works like that.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)11:01 No. 50780 ID: fb5d8e
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Twenty bucks.. A toothpick.. Hmm, some porn. That will have some trading value.
...Huh-- What the hell is this?

The Romanticar III: Phalanx of the Heart - Chapter 2 Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)11:02 No. 50781 ID: fb5d8e
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Why would he carry such a thing?

Sup, toots?

>>50781
We're a gift from his brother. Be gentle.

>>50781
BECAUSE OF ITS INCREDIBLE ARCANE POTENTIAL, WENCH!

NOW, THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE DEMANDS CURRY!

>>50781
Maybe he just likes to grip an orb every now and then~

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)11:10 No. 50787 ID: fb5d8e
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Huh.. If his brother cares that much about him I wonder if he's going to worry about his injuries too.

Curry sounds good, but the school cafeteria doesn't serve such things.

>>50781
hey Charity, how are you?

We are a huge, argumentative collective of disembodied souls, and we pass eternity advising whoever holds us.

Well, not entirely accurate, but close enough.

So, what's going on?

>>50787
We can't eat curry anyway, >>50784 is an idiot.

Well, you seem to have bandaged the kid up well enough. You really gonna go through with this boyfriend thing?

>>50787
Yeah, his brother would worry. He's not too likely to find out though.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)11:18 No. 50791 ID: fb5d8e
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A mass of arguing voices doesn't sound that far from home.
I'm just seeing if this kid has anything worth nicking.

Ofcourse I didn't bandage him. You think I'm some kind of shitpulling nurse? The nun did it.
I'm just here cos' he's my boyfriend--So yes, I want him to remain my boyfriend. I like that fiery personality of his.

>>50791
You realize you're about three years older than him, right?

And yeah, nothing much worth taking.

>>50791
Remember how he came looking for cigs in the stairway?

He was doing that because right now he has nothing worth stealing, and was hoping to take some stuff from other people.

You know, the usual.

Anyway, that was an... interesting moment you had with him in the stairwell, right before you both fell, wasn't it?

One might think you are a bright-eyed, nervous little girl (when it comes to relationships) under the apathetic and violence-inclined exterior.

So.... probably shouldn't steal from him, since he has nothing of value.

...But then, you knew that, didn't you? This is just an excuse to touch him, isn't it?

>>50791
Are you picking your nose? Stop that, it's gross.

>>50791
Well maybe you should do a gesture. Guy's hurt, after all. Know where we could get cigs for him?

Take the money and porn, leave him one cigarette.

>>50799
Make it smell fishy before you leave it.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)11:36 No. 50801 ID: fb5d8e
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I guess I'm not all tough. I gotta admit my heart was racing pretty fast when he kissed me... and he knew just how to respond to my violent response.
Deep inside I'm a girl like any other, you know? I just want a strong assertive boyfriend to take care of me..

Hmmm, Ken..

...I don't have any cigs, but I can trade this porn for some with the Saints of Geneva or some smugglers.
But yeah Im keeping the money for myself.

>>50801
Well let's get some cigs from the Saints of Geneva, then. It'll be a nice surprise.

Actually any chance you have a camera? Or don't they allow them here? Could give him another surprise.

>>50801
Don't worry about smokes then.

>>50806
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS SURPRISE.

>>50809
Well is she's got a digital camera and those little mobile printer things or an old polaroid camera she can give him something sexy in with the box of cigarettes. Probably keep the face out of shot so if a Nun confiscates it she can't be tracked. Breast shot, with bra or without depending on how confident she feels. be worth it for the look on his face when he reaches for the first cig.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)12:09 No. 50816 ID: fb5d8e
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I've got no camera, but I can put one of my panties in the pack of smokes I guess.
Fine, I'll go get him some.

There's the Saints of Geneva. Top floor of the emergency staircase.
How should I approach them?

>>50816
You're pretty hot shit around here, right? Try the direct approach, but watch out for those do-gooders.

>>50816
Be confident. Which, to you I guess, means act pissed off.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)12:30 No. 50821 ID: fb5d8e
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I guess I have a bit of a reputation around this. I shanked this kid who was trying to rob me. Seems like everyone underestimated me.

>"Yo, chiefs, I got some porn I wanna trade for smokes."

Serpent and Rain, the Saints of Geneva's two slithery underbosses get between me and their chief.
>"Yo, Ssssisssster Grim.. Detailssss?"
Ugh. Serpents voice is terrible, but Rain never even opens his mouth to those outside of the gang.

>"It's a poster of a chick exposing herself in several poses."
>"Huh. Whatcha think, bossss?"

The chief, Lucifer, takes his time to answer. Pompous fucker.

>"..We traded that poster for cigarettes less than a day ago. If I would be trading things back and forth like this I would never make a profit. You'll have to offer something more."

That shitcake has the nerve to casually look out the window while talking to me.

Porn of yourself too. Do it.

Are any of the nuns, shall we say...morally flexible? I'm sure nun porn is a hot commodity for someone in this school.

>>50821
Yeah, the cigs were stolen. So why don't they just take a few out of the box and trade the rest, enough profit for a back and forth isn't it?

>>50825
I really don't think they care

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)13:01 No. 50828 ID: fb5d8e
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What the fuck? I'm not going to make porn of myself. I'm a fair maiden, asshole. Only my husband can see my body.

>"What if I can get you some more porn? How 'bout porn of some of the nuns here? Just tell m--"
>"Sister Grim, I don't believe you understand how the Saints of Geneva work. We can get you everything - tobacco, information - for a price. Now if you don't have the ability to afford that price, I suggest you leave quickly."

Tch, fine. We can come back later once we track down something more valuable.

These assholes must die.

Is there any gasoline in the school? Maybe the janitor knows?

>>50830

Arson has no class. I think it's time for a training montage, then go River City Ransom on these bitches.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)13:16 No. 50833 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't know about gasoline, but the janitor's closet should hold flammable materials anyway. If I could just get a lighter somewhere it'd be a devastating weapon - perhaps not for murder necessarily, but intimidation at the very least.

It's about time someone takes on the Saints of Geneva... and I don't mean pussy ass reprimanding and scolding.


So where to?

We'll need to recruit our own gang. Know anyone who would be interested? 'sides Ken. If not, take a walk around school and see if you can spot any tough looking homies who aren't with these UN bastards.

That aside, we should figure out a way to get into the janitorial closet. It's presumably locked, so how do you feel about lockpicking? If you can't get in, find someone who can.

Also, do you have any other weapons besides that knife? Maybe a tire iron?

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)13:35 No. 50837 ID: fb5d8e
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Where do you suppose I should check for tough dudes? And how do I convince them?

I got a butterfly knife up both my sleeves, and a small one in my left shoe.

There's someone I know who's a good lockpick. He's weak as hell, so it'll be easy to bully him into working for me.

Ask 'em if they're tired of dealing with those geneva fuckers. Tell 'em that it's high time they got some competition around here.

But first, lets go get that wimp to get us into the janitor closet.

>>50837
take of those sockings, will make u look more intimidating

Hmm. Let's think. Do you have free access to a gym? Could find some strong dupes around there.

Who's the filch then? I hope he's not Ken's roommate, that guy is a total douche.

Nice knives by the way. I won't insult you by asking if you know how to use them, but are you any good with other weapons? Canes? Hammers? Nunchucks?

>>50837
Excellent.

Now, before we start this gang, it needs a name. Got any ideas, Charity?

>>50837

Is there a sports team? Not to be cliche but they're sterotypically tough and dumb.

Also, burn some stuff.

Actually, some elaboration for the gasoline plan.
You'll need to steal a squeezable plastic canister from the cafeteria. Something like a ketchup bottle will do. Then you empty and clean it, and fill it with a flammable liquid. You're less likely to get caught if you don't steal the actual jar/bottle/container from the cupboard. Also, you can use the plastic bottle to squirt the liquid on your target.

And ask Ken for a lighter, he's a smoker so he's gotta have one.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)13:54 No. 50848 ID: fb5d8e
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If I can get the rogue to work for me I'll have free access to everything.
I saw him trying to break into the girls' dorm from time to time, so I'm sure I'll find him quickly.
Meanwhile, you guys come up with a name for the gang.

Nah, I like my stockings. When I wear them I don't have to shave my legs.
My knives are mostly to give me an edge. It's my own strength and agility I rely on. I got 15 years of ballet dancing under my belt.

I dunno who Ken's roommate is, but I'll keep it in mind. There he is.

>"Yo, Gatekeeper."
>"Ah! Oh, Sister Grim, hello. Uhm, I was just- One of the girls lost her key. Ah, hi. I'll leave."
>"You're going to work for me. Join my gang and oppose the Saints of Geneva."
>"Wha- Ah, uhm. Terribly sorry, but that is far too dangerous. I'm afraid I can't comply, Sister Grim."

Huh.

>>50844
Charity Donations

>>50848
Threaten him.

Immediate danger is worse than distant danger.

>>50848
show him who's more dangerous: them or you?

Yeah that's Ken's roommate the douche.

Bang his head against the door. Make him know you're more dangerous than those Saint pussies.

As for the name, how's Blood Angels sound?

>>50848
Call him on his "free will" bullshit. He works for Charity now, or else you turn uncharitable.

>>50853
A little derivative.

But I like Angels of Charity.

salvation army?

>>50849
I like this Idea, but how about "The Tithers" instead?

>>50853
Not cheesy enough. Translate it into Latin first.

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:03 No. 50859 ID: fb5d8e
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Fuck that little snatchcrotch.
>"Shut up, fuck squirt. You work for Charity, or I turn uncharitable."
>"Aaahh, now that's no way to treat the person you need, is it? The Saints of Geneva are much better at persuading, ahaha."

>>50857
Sounds good. But we gotta play it straight with a name like that, which means a 10% loss of cash every week.

>>50859
Kick him in the nuts.
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, BITCH."

>>50859
That's a fair argument! Imply his imminent castration.

>>50859
tell him about ken and you. I'm sure he doesn't want to be on the bad side of you two

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:15 No. 50868 ID: fb5d8e
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>"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, BITCH!"

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:16 No. 50869 ID: fb5d8e
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>"ME AND KEN ARE AN ITEM NOW!"

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:16 No. 50871 ID: fb5d8e
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>animated



>"...Okay.. I'll join you."

:D

D:

HIGH FIVE

Not how I would have handled it, but it worked.

AWSM!
to the janitor's closet!
who's room is that btw?

give him the porn mag and tell him if he behave well more will come

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:37 No. 50888 ID: fb5d8e
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Yeah, that sounds good.

>"Here. You'll get more if you do a good job."
>"Ah, why thank you."

It's not long before we find the closet and Gatekeeper opens it for me. Seems like he's done it before.

Allright, cool. The room is open at my disposal, I'll soon be able to enter the gym freely too, and I got my first gangmember. Now I just need a good name--something with more PZANG!

Here's a name: "I'll Cut You, Bitch."
ICUB for short.

>>50888
Charity's Donations.

>>50890
This has my vote

>>50888
Pillage the room. Make him enter before you, to prevent being locked in by the treacherous person. Although you might be locked in by an unexpected third party then, but whatever.

"Los Orbes de la Psique Infinita"

One boredom-avoiding railroad later... Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:51 No. 50897 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I got my improvised flamethrower ready. Seems like the Saints of Geneva are still there.
If I'm able to do some damage everyone will surely join my new gang!

>>50897
Let's be careful here. We shouldn't just charge in...

>>50888
inventory count!
look for WEPONS, hidden stash of drugs and what not

This is going to go horribly wrong. But FUCK IT. Torch the long hair kid's hair BALD HIM FOR LIFE.

>>50897
shouldn't we get /b/lackups?

Charity 2009/09/25(Fri)14:57 No. 50904 ID: fb5d8e
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I'm carrying three butterfly knives, an unwrapped lollipop (strawberry flavor), a metal cross on a chain, a vicious chemical cocktail (if the flames don't kill you the fumes will), and a gasoline lighter (stolen from Ken's room).

>>50904
How good can you throw dem knives?

>>50904
With a fire-based weapon, higher ground is a bad thing. Try to stay as far from the muscle as possible. When you get to Rain, SET THAT FUCKING HAIR ON FIRE.

>>50906
butterfly knives aren't for throwing.

Okay battleplan:
Approach normally, don't give away your intention yet. Act like you want to make another trade, and then spray prag-I mean rain with the stuff, that should stun him for a second. Take that time to squirt the other two, then ignite them both with your makeshift flamethrower.