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>Obviously, all of these deranged ramblings are 100% accurate predictions of things that will happen in the future.
Pfff, like anyone can predict what you get from a happy meal.
>Hmm. That's a female bug, right? Little shorter than you, though.
That’s a guy. The easiest visual cue for the gender of mantises is their height, with us gals being quite a bit taller.
>ask what women are supposed to say, since beefcake is a purely male domain.
She just told the others that it’s the spirit of BEEFCAKE that count, not the presence of beefcake.
>Ask if you found the right group, then introduce yourself.
Um… hi, I’m new here and is supposed to join some group in the courtyard. Is this the right place?
Ah, yes, the late arrival. You are indeed at the right place. We are sorry, but we usually let the student choose which student group they will belong to but this year they have all filled up pretty fast, especially the Spike haired emo with gigantic swords group. Beside, you enrolled almost a month after the school year start… so… anyway, welcome to group cannon fodder! I’m your instructor Arya, and you will have time to socialize with your peers in just a minute. Now, if you any questions please ask them now, as I will be leaving you in just a minute, the school day being over and all. Don’t worry; I’m sure your peers will show you around when we are done.
>Ask him how melee characters are supposed to compete with Wizards who can cast "Alter Reality" at will and throw continents with their mind.
First of, that kind of magical power is a myth conjured up by wizard apprentices. Second of, Magic user are very rare and third of, if you actually meet one just hit him before he can do anything. I found the best way to neutralize them is to put an arrow between their eyes from off-screen. They are generally wimps with no hp to speak of so that generally does it.
Insert at least it wasn’t the red shirt team, red shirts are so tacky you know_
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