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"Oren!"
As soon as Nessie walks into the quay and catches sight of him she sprints into his arms.
"Hey, deputy," says Oren, holding her close.
"Never ever ever ever scare me like that again," says Nessie.
"Didn't you see me with all my guts hanging out about an hour ago?" asks Oren.
"You know what I mean." Nessie punches him in the arm. "There. That's what you get when you mess with the Ness."
"Ya got me," says Oren. "I guess I'm a mage too now."
"Can you do the thing with the fire?" asks Nessie.
"Naw," says Oren. "I don't think I'm that kind. I'm like Orpheo."
"Well, we can't all be badass." Nessie kisses him on the neck. "Ooh, you showered?"
"Had to get the grime off and the belly full, among other things," says Oren.
"Well I haven't yet." Nessie sniffs her pits. "And you are invited. To get that spot between the shoulderblades for me."
"I don't think I'm smelling anything for a week after them sewers anyway." Oren turns Nessie around. "Remember that?"
"The skiff?" says Nessie.
"Yours now, with compliments." Allan bows. "No, don't try to argue with me, dear, I'm in the body of a psychopath but my mind is crystal clear."
"It's just, um, money," says Celyne. "None of us could have done what you two did but we've got plenty of money."
"Yeah, and I supplied the brewskis," says Mendel Parter. "In the minifridge. You can thank-slash-pay me back for them later."
"It's the least we could um do," says Celyne, sharply. "Isn't it, darling?"
"Yeahhhh!" Mendel adjusts his collar. "So no need to, uh, you can just rip up the receipt."
"You're all very kind," says Grett. "But we really need to go. Mr. Loper, I suppose you're coming with us."
"I suppose I am." Oren rubs Nessie's shoulders. "No bad blood between us, though, Grett, all right? But if an army of thugs and warmages couldn't keep me and Nessie apart I was gonna be damned to let bureaucracy do us in."
"You're a lucky lady, Nessie," says Celyne.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Mendel gives her a look.
"Can it, sugar." Celyne gives him a peck on the cheek. "The only man I'd ever take over you is Oren, and um he's leaving anyway."
"Neat," says Mendel. "Get him out of here, Nessie."
"We're getting, we're getting." Oren fishes around in his pockets. "There's uh, there's one more thing I gotta do before we go, though. Sorry, Grett."
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