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Honey Bubbles
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Saitnen: "Hey I'm not a robot this is just armour!"
I raise the visor
officer Badge: "that's sounds exactly like what a robot would say!"
Saitnen: "Oh come on! the real bot's tied up just in the room over there"
officer Badge: "nice try but you're coming with us criminal."
>Let's play the Reasonable Card. Is that nurse you saved still here? How about your friend?
Paris! he can vouch for me, and there he is now! what good timing!
Paris Kane: "Oh hey Sai, you never told me you knew cute police babes!"
officer Cuff: *GASP!* "C-Chief! T-that's Paris Kane!! and in such a humble hospital too!"
officer Badge: "M-Mr Kane, we don't want to trouble you but we have business with this citizen."
Saitnen: "Paris you gotta tell these girls I'm not a robot!"
Paris Kane: "wah?"
officer Badge: I-is this true Mr. Kane? do you really know this . . . human"
Paris Kane: "Oh yeah, me and Saitnen go way back, we've know each other since we was kids"
the tall officer grumbles a bit then moves in close and whispers to me.
officer Badge: "you may have friends in high places, and you even MAY not be the robot we're looking for, but I see the criminal look in your eyes, you won't be able to escape prison for long scum."
Saitnen: "yeah whatever, just go arrest that robot before she boots back up and starts hurting more people."
>ask what the hell is wrong with that left one's face.
she's a kind of alien, I forget the name but they all kinda look like that. personally I'm more weirded out by her complete lack of chest, is she a breast cancer victim or something?
anyways she walks away in a huff so I don't have to look at her deformity anymore.
I turn to the nice cop.
Saitnen: "hey thanks for trying to stick up for me, wanna get a cup of coffee some time? heh heh . . ."
officer: "ehh?! I um, I'm on duty I'm not suppose to um - SORRY THE CHIEF NEEDS ME!"
she sprints after her boss.
damnit I'm such a clod, no wonder girls don't like me . . . she probably thinks I'm a real creep . . . maybe's she's right . . .
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