SO GO AHEAD. WHAT IS HAPPEN.

Okay, listen. Here's how it's going down.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/11(Sat)08:30 No. 4869 ID: fb5d8e
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>BEGIN CHAPTER 11
>"JUDGEMENT"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/11(Sat)08:31 No. 4870 ID: fb5d8e
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>"let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

Dramatically:

"I object!"

>>4871
Land with a somersault and point towards the sky with as much dramatic flair as you can to capture everyone's attention.

Then shout, 'I object!'

Also pull the cloak around yourself so they might take you half seriously.

Cause if they see you in women's panties, any chance of making yourself heard will be lost due to them thinking that you are some kind of radical pervert.

Time to crash this wedding.

Make sure you roll with the fall!

Suggestion 2009/07/12(Sun)05:04 No. 4881 ID: fb5d8e
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Glass cuts through Mudy like a storm of blades as he tumbles down to the hard church floor - but that's not on his mind right now. He needs to stop this wedding!
>"I OBJECT!"

The bride immediatly turns around, calling his name.
>"Mudy!"

Suggestion 2009/07/12(Sun)05:04 No. 4882 ID: fb5d8e
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She dares herself into the shower of glass to catch Mudy from a neckbreaking fall.
Behind her a sinister voice cries out,
>"WHAT ISSSS THE MEANING OF THISSSSSS?"

>>4882
Somehow he doesn't sound like an elf.

But first things first. Huge princess and rub her nose quickly as a hello.

>>4882
Catch your hat dramatically to try to cover up the fact you are in woman's underwear.

>>4882
"Hey, girl, I don't think I like your fiance very much (And by the looks of things, neither do you). What do you say we blow this joint?"

>>4882
I am Prince Mudy! And I object to this wedding, mainly because you're creepy. I am here to take the Princess to somewhere she can be happy.

>>4885
>>4887
Wait, since when was the plan to take the princess with us? I mean, maybe temporarily, but not permanently.

>>4888
I said somewhere she can be happy. I didn't say that place was with US. We'll figure out the wheres and hows later.

>>4888
She can't very well stay here where her father will just force her into another arranged marriage.

Right now I think of Mudy as some sort of guardian angel of love. Like a badass cupid.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)05:49 No. 4891 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am Prince Mudy!"
, Mudy yells back,
>"And I object to this wedding, mainly because you're creepy. I am here to take the Princess to somewhere she can be happy."

The groom looks most displeased, slithering his tongue in and out of his mouth.
>"A princccssssse?"
, he hisses,
>"You? Ssssuch vermin? I devour your kind assss a afternoon ssssnackssss! What could you possssibly do to sssstop this wedding?"

>>4891
"Eh, I can... cry and run away!"

MUDY RUN AWAY WITH PRINCESS (have her carry you if she is a faster runner)

>>4891
If you are so sure of your superiority over me then perhaps you would allow a challenge to be the thing that decides the fair maiden's fate. And one who is so sure in his superiority won't mind ME picking the challenge.

>>4893
The challenge shall be flyting, the traditional trade of complex, versed insults practiced by Scottish bards of the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. Turns were taken coming up with clever verse degrading and lampooning the opponent. For all intents and purposes, a medieval Rap Battle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting
I can't make this shit up.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)06:07 No. 4895 ID: fb5d8e
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The interruption seems to elicit absolutely no response from the crowd gathered, not even from the priest right in front of him. The doors stay closed and no guards arrive - Mudy realizes that for whatever reason, this is all between him and the monstrous groom before him.

>"If you are so sure of your superiority over me then perhaps you would allow a challenge to be the thing that decides the fair maiden's fate."
, he challenges,
>"And one who is so sure in his superiority won't mind ME picking the challenge."

The groom laughs.
>"Whaaaat? Do you sssssee me assss ssssome ssssort of lich, or dragon?"
, it mocks,
>"Me, Lucccinussss the Sssserpetnking, betting the fate of a nation on a gaaaame? Haaa! But I like your confidencccce, vermin. What did you have in mind?"

>>4895
Have you ever played... The Oldest Game?

>>4895
Wait wait wait. You're just going to admit, here and now, that you are a traitorous shapeshifter, and not the vizier? Just like that? In front of everyone? Wow, you ARE confident.

I mean sure, they all seem to be time stopped, but that takes balls.

Mudy, compliment him on his balls.

>>4894
Just throwin' that idea out there again.

>>4895
We shall locate the most hostile, isolated and angry sentient being in the land. The person who befriends it the most, or survives, will be the victor.

Mudy's charm and charisma are his greatest weapons, followed by his intellect. Only in a challenge involving those will he possibly be the victor.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)06:31 No. 4900 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy is stunned by the groom's sudden revelation. He calls him out on having just exposed himself in front of everyone.
Lucinus responds with terrible shreeking laugh. It laughs and laughs as it rises, suddenly revealing a monstrous snakebody underneath his cloak.
>"What do I have to fear, vermin?"
, he hisses back,
>"I am the Ssssserpentking! All of thesssse people are under my command! The only one who managed to ressssisssst me for ssssome reasssson is thissss pretty lady here.. but ssssoon enough it won't matter anymore, for I will be king!"

Use skill [PROVOKE MONOLOGUE] to try and get him to start ranting. When he dramatically turns his back or closes his eyes, make a break for it.

>>4901
>When he dramatically turns his back or closes his eyes, jump on his back and smother him with your panties.

FTFY; not sure how effective that would be though.

>>4900
"What do you have to fear? Do you even know the meaning of the word fear?! I have stared down a Blutjaegar, battled with a lich, and stopped a deadly samurai on a rampage, just this week! I have bested creatures far more terrible than you, without suffering a single scratch. Stand down, snake."

>>4903
Forgot to add - hope to hell this provokes a monologue, because by god we need to buy time for our troops to arrive. Or that elf prince we met. He'd be good backup too.

>>4904
But the serpent king controls people. ALL THESE PEOPLE.

If he gained control of totenkopf and Darkmoon, we'd be completely boned.

>>4908
He cannot control us or princess. I assume he uses mind control instead of shape shifting, like whatever other political plot hole the Skullking has. So, obviously, he cannot control a person in love.

Darkmoon and Tot are immune.

>>4909
Possibly...
Do we want to risk it?

>>4913
You think Mudy can take him? We HAVE to risk it.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)08:16 No. 4921 ID: fb5d8e
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>"What do you have to fear? Do you even know the meaning of the word fear?!"
, Mudy bravely responds,
>"I have stared down a Blutjaegar, battled with a lich, and stopped a deadly samurai on a rampage, just this week! I have bested creatures far more terrible than you, without suffering a single scratch. Stand down, snake."

The Serpentking sounds another series of shreeking laughs, each louder than the other, untill only his vile voice echoes through the church hall.
>"A BLUTJAEGER?! YOU?!"
, it cries out with morbid amusement,
>"And here I thought Iiiii wasss the Princcce of Liessss! You think that I, Luccccinussss Luccciousss Lucasssss, the Sssserpentking, Desssstroyer of Trussst and Friendsssship, will be fooled by a lie? I AM ALL THE LIESSSS IN THE WORLD, VERMIN!
>YOU ARE BUT A RAT OUT OF ITSSSS HOLE!"

>>4921
Time for THE SECOND OLDEST GAME then.

We both take turns pleasuring this woman, and the one who gives her the best time wins! I go first.

>>4921
"I don't need to lie. Lying would be a waste of breath. Now tell me, what's the biggest thing you've done this week? I'm sure it is nothing aside my exploits. I have risen an army, worked out a relationship problem that had been brewing for years, and worked my way into a wedding hall heavily guarded at all entrances. What have you done, compared to me?"

>>4923
This, and show him Raital's hat to prove we stood up to a blutjaeger. With any luck, he will be familiar with it.

>>4921
Hop out of her arms and confront him on your feet, Mudy!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)08:50 No. 4927 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy drops down from the Princess' hands.
>"I don't need to lie. Lying would be a waste of breath."
He grabs Raital's hat from the ground and holds it front of Lucinus.
The Serpentking is silent for a moment, then his eyes grow and he begins to sweat and back off.
>"That.. that isss the hat of a Blutjaeger.."
, he stammers,
>"Where.. Where did you get that?!"

>>4927
"I told you. I faced off with a Blutjaeger, and I walked away. Now, my initial offer of a duel of wits... I felt it was a very generous one, don't you?"

"I got this from the blutjaeger known as Raital. I suggest you back down. I would not want to have to do to you what I did to her..."

"You would not imagine the amount of blood I made that Blutjaeger shed. If you leave now, I will allow you to escape without suffering the same fate."

Oh man if Mudy actually intimidates his way out of a confrontation that would be the sweetest thing ever
I mean this guy's badass and all but this is a case of "seven in one blow" here
A blutjaeger could kick his ass, and we (in a sense) defeated a blutjaeger, so he's got to realize he's in over his head. And if he really is the master of deception and wormy tricks, he'll be a master of knowing when to get the fuck out and run away. Those kind of guys don't exactly stick to prideful ways.

Mudy, stick to it. Don't waffle.
Be as dramatic as you can. I'm SURE you must have something of hers that is stained with blood as proof you didn't just steal the hat. She was bleeding everywhere. Mention that part too.

"I made her experience a kind of pain she had never felt before. I wonder if you have ever known that kind of pain..."

>>4933
That line doesn't seem worth the risk of dipping into Despair.

>>4934
It's using personal pain to fuel his acting performance.

>>4936
And don't forget to release these people from your trickery! Lest you force me to hunt you down!

Now Princess... it would appear you are free. Is there anything else I can do for you?

>>4936
Ok, yes, Thanks princess but it might be good to keep me from getting killed by your bigoted elf compatriots.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)09:15 No. 4943 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You would not imagine the amount of blood I made that Blutjaeger shed. If you leave now, I will allow you to escape without suffering the same fate."
Mudy keeps his eyes on the terrified Serpentking as he sets the hat on his own head.
The snake screams in terror.
>"No! Get away from me! Get away from me!!"
It continues to back off, shaking and shivering in fear, then suddenly drops onto its belly to slip away at lightning speed.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)09:15 No. 4944 ID: fb5d8e
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Murmers and mumbles begin to sound from the crowd while they throw confused looks about the church hall. Stiff apathetic faces melt back to natural expressions.

The Princess jumps onto Mudy to hug him tightly.
She squeals with happiness and excitement.
>"My hero!"

>>4944

"You flatter me, milady. Are you okay?"

>>4944
Gently hug back and rub noses in front of the whole congregation.

EXCITING EXHIBITIONISM.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)09:24 No. 5480 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy gently returns the warm hug.
>"You flatter me, milady. Are you okay?"
, he whispers in her ear.
The princess rubs her cheek against his in response.
>"I've never felt better, Mudy. I knew you'd come for me!"

In the back of the churchhall on a balcony, a tall figure rises from his chair.
>"What is going on here?!"
, his voice booms through the building.

>>5480
FUCK YOU KING

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

>>5480
A vile being named the Serpentking had hypnotized you all and was trying to marry the fair Princess. However I, Prince Mudy, was able to make him flee. Do not be alarmed by my appearance, there is an explanation.

>>5480

"It appears as though I have some explaining to do."

Explain everything to them. Lucinus' treachery, Mudy's heroic rescue of the princess, and by proxy the kingdom, everything.

>>5482
Be sure to include said explanation.

Weaver 2009/07/12(Sun)09:34 No. 5485 ID: c01408
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>>5483
>"LUCINIUUUUUUUS? YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ' TO DO!"

We should probably drop the whole "I'm not really a kobold" story at this point.

At this point, WE'RE A PRINCE BECAUSE WE SAID SO, BITCHES.

>>5485

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Weaver 2009/07/12(Sun)09:37 No. 5488 ID: c01408
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>>5485
>"KINGY! WAAAHHHHH!"

It's urgent that they are informed of the threat of the Skullking.

Explain to them about Lucinus and then about the threat the Skullking represents and that he plans to take this city.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)09:42 No. 5492 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns towards the king, speaking with confidence and respect.
>"A vile being named the Serpentking had hypnotized you all and was trying to marry the fair Princess. However I, Prince Mudy, was able to make him flee. Do not be alarmed by my appearance, there is an explanation."
He explains everything to the king and his followers; about his curse, his lost kingdom, the war against the Skullking, Lucinus' treachery and defeat there of.

>"It's true, father!"
, the princess adds,
>"Infact.. This is the man I want to marry!"

A collective gasp and shock run throughout the crowd of seated nobles.
The king's sigh is audible through the church.
>"Silvermoone, my dear, you know I cannot allow this. I believe that he may be a great man, but it is simply not possible.
>We shall speak of this in private, my daughter. Right now, I need to have him dressed and presented in my court so we may speak in detail!"

>"Wait!"
, the princess objects,
>"Let me speak to him in private first!"

Mumbles spread through the crowd again, and many disapproving looks are shot at Mudy.

>>5492
Yes, uh, we need to speak in private. WITH our privates, if you know what I mean.

>>5492

Wait and see where she's going with this.

Accept clothes. Have audience with princess.

Unless we are gunning for a harem, I think now would be a good time to let the princess down... before Raital shows up.

Where is that elf paladin when you need him? We could get them hooked up.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)10:07 No. 5500 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy remains silent during the exchange between the princess and her father.

>"Silence!"
, booms through the church. The nobles are immediatly quiet.
>"Very well, dear. I trust you."

>"Thank you, father!"
With excited leaps the princess rushes Mudy through the courtyard, up stairs and stairs and stairs..

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)10:08 No. 5501 ID: fb5d8e
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..untill they reach a familair room at the top of the tower.
The princess begins taking off parts of her cumbersome wedding gown.

>"Remember, Mudy?"
, she asks, her voice dreamy and absent.

>>5501
"How could I forget?"

>>5501
I have thought about it every hour, my love.

>>5501
We should probably come clean with her.

>>5505
Ignore this poster.

Help her undress, spin tales of your undying love and affection for her perfect body, voice, and mind.

>>5505

Yeah, seconding this. We should tell her the truth.

I am going to second coming clean. We are just going to cause more problems if this continues...

And more importantly, the elf princess loves Mudy because she thinks he is a handsome prince trapped in a monster's body. Raital loves Mudy for his real self <3

>>5501
"...I still don't have a kingdom or an army or any of that stuff I needed to marry you. In fact, I'm only back in town by sheer coincidence."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)10:29 No. 5512 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sighs.
>"I have thought about it every hour, my love."
His heart aches. Images of Raital flash before him, but a painful grasp pulls him towards this lady as well.
>"How could I forget?"
He continues his little act to keep the princess' comfortable, but his heart is overtaken by DESPAIR and guilt from his lies gnaws on his mind.

The princess let's her heavy dress slide down her arms, revealing the pale flawless skin of her back.
>"Mudy.. I have something to tell you.."
, she suddenly says,
>"We.. We won't be able to get married.. I'm sorry.."

>>5512
Why is that, my love? Do you not care for me? Do you not realize what I risked in saving you from that fiend?

>>5512
Convincingly pretend to be disappointed. It shouldn't be too hard, she is a lovely lady after all.

"Ohh... why?"

>>5512

"It is just as...well?" Become embarrassed at her nudity.

>>5505
NO. That is a BAD IDEA. She'll FREAK OUT.
She's a stereotypical elven princess. There's no way she'll take the truth well.
The only way out is with another lie.

Tell her that breaking the curse is taking longer than expected, and we can't ask her to wait for us. It may take years to reclaim our throne. Years to break the curse. Years to fight the Skullking.
Years we can't ask her to wait.
It may never come to pass.

So we want her to love another. Let her heart be free. She shouldn't be tied down to false promises. She should be free to choose someone who can be there for her, now and always. Choose someone new.

But, incidently, as a last request, the Skullking is totally intending to siege the city at some point and, since his minions are the reason we're like this, we'd like it if you got your dad to prepare for that.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)10:40 No. 5519 ID: fb5d8e
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The words hit Mudy like a ballista.
>"Why is that, my love?"
, he manages to say without too much shivering.

The princess pauses. She is obviously aware of Mudy's pain - Her expressions shows the same sadness and guilt.
>"I.. haven't been completely straight forward with you, Mudy. I'm not.. really a princess at all."
She spreads her arms and waves her finger with an intricate rythem. Her entire body begins to light up and sparkle, untill all light in the room seems to have been sucked into her entire being.

>>5519

"...You're a vampire from a shitty romance novel?"

>>5519
She's a kobold too, isn't she?

>>5519
She's a man, isn't she.

>>5522
I am hoping.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)10:45 No. 5524 ID: fb5d8e
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Finally the light dims again.
The princess turns around.
>"I'm actually Prince Silvermoone.
>Sorry, Mudy."

>>5524
I... actually don't mind. I still love you.

>>5524

"...What?!"

>>5524
Confess that you are actually a girl.

>>5524
Well then. We're a Kobold, and we've never been anything else as far as we know. There's no curse, none that I know of. And we're in love with someone else.

You keep this secret, we'll keep yours.

>>5524
Ok NOW we should probably come clean.

>>5524
"You still look very feminine."

>>5524
Hesitate a moment, then bend over and lower your panties.

"You know, I still have a hole for you~~~<3"

"...I don't see the difference? Your nose looks the same."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)11:15 No. 5536 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy immediatly spills everything, all his lies and ruses, as if the revelation in front of him triggered this response. His heart empties with the tragedy of two lovers as his feelings for Silvermoone fade to nothing.
The DESPAIR is gone, but now a sharp cold pain has taken a hold.

Silvermoone himself listens to the explanations, his eyes filled with confusion.
When Mudy is done they spontaniously share a nervous laugh.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)11:16 No. 5537 ID: fb5d8e
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A silence follows.

Finally the prince whispers with a hoarse broken voice.
>"I guess it's hard to love someone who lied to thee, huh.."

>>5537
N...not really. *fondle fondle*

>>5537
"We can still be friends."

>>5537
Indeed it is. I fear that a romantic relationship between us is not meant to be. However I will treasure you as a friend and help aid you in any way I can. You are a nice person, I hold no grudge against you for lying to me. Just like I hope you hold no grudge against me for lying to you.

*ahem* "Erm, yeah... Well, embarrassing lies that we promise never to tell anyone else ever aside... We still need to tell your father about this Skullking thing. Now that the subtle planned failed, we'll need to worry about him launching an outright offensive."

>>5537

Apologize.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)11:40 No. 5545 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Indeed it is."
, Mudy answers,
>"I fear that a romantic relationship between us is not meant to be. However I will treasure you as a friend and help aid you in any way I can. You are a nice person, I hold no grudge against you for lying to me. Just like I hope you hold no grudge against me for lying to you."

>"O-ofcourse.."
, the prince stammers,
>"I feel the same about thee."

In another moment of uneasy silence, the two lean in for a final hug, tense with emotions and weak with pain.

>"I'm sorry."



>END OF CHAPTER 11

>>5545
On behalf of Yamcha...

...gay.

>>5545
D'awwwwwwwww.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)12:17 No. 5555 ID: fb5d8e
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>CHAPTER 11 EPILOGUE

>"Now vhat we are doink?"
>"We wait for 'is signal, lass.."


>"...Oh! You all got in too?"



>END EPILOGUE

So, that's been taken care of. And we have another ally. ... Time to track down a way to destroy the sword, then track down Raital?

Lol d'oh what did i miss...Holy whoa trap princess.
>>5561
Might be easier just to get it away from her..then sell it to someone who is incapable of betraying us by never having been our friend.

>>5573

And have something with that kind of power floating around the world? No way. It needs to be destroyed.

>>5555
That devil's still dancing. What a great devil.

Just had to get that trap in there, didn't ya Reaver? I guess the question now is WHY he was masquerading as a chick.

>>5592

He wasn't masquerading, he just likes to dress like a girl.

>>5555

Yup, efficient disguises, indeed. As saviors of the kingdom from the fangs of the hideous Serpentking, we have to ask free clearance for us and our friends within the city walls.

Nice Get, by the way.

>>5592
Maybe he's in the same boat as us. Some crazy bitch stole all of his not-magically-disguised-as-a-woman.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)10:50 No. 5621 ID: fb5d8e
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>BEGIN CHAPTER 12
>"THE EMPEROR"

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)10:51 No. 5623 ID: fb5d8e
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The prince silently changes into a different dress.

>>5623
Watch with interest! It's not like you get this chance often, Mudy. You may as well know what male elves look like.

>>5623
Ask him if he really thinks going back down in different clothes than he came up in would REALLY BE A GOOD IDEA FOR HIS IMAGE. It seems the sort of thing that would cause... problems.

>>5623
Ask him if he has any small dresses that you could wear.

>>5628
I suppose it would be more covering than ladies' underwear.
Where's Raital's cloak?

>>5629
Probably still down in the wedding chamber. We need to be sure to remember to pick that and the hat up.

"I don't suppose you have any boy-clothes? Or even a cloth we can tie into a toga?"

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)11:08 No. 5633 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy watches the prince get dressed. He asks if it won't give any wrong ideas to walk out in a different dress while he was in the room with him.
>"How does thee mean?"
, Silvermoone responds,
>"I can not wear mine wedding gown all day. Thou art expected to get changed as well, remember? A team of royal tailors must be awaiting thee as we speak."

>>5628
Better yet, any clothes from his boyhood! Presumably he was not a transvestite all his life.

>>5633
Compliment the prince on his unearthly beauty. He may be male, but he's still very attractive.

>>5633
Oh, even better! Now on what kind of outfit we should wear... ask the Prince what's the current fashion of Royalty among princes and kings. The ones that aren't pretending to be women, no offense to be meant.

>>5633
Get the girliest ensemble you can from the tailors.

>>5633
Ask for a re-taylored version of Raital's robes, fit to your size. Also a tunic and gauntlets, to go under the robes. You still want to wear the same hat.

Mudy will want to keep Raital's clothes in tow for future disguise if need be. But we need a bard outfit fit for a kings court.

I'm sure the elf's tailor will come up with something ... fabulous.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)11:49 No. 5644 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy and the prince look at eachother in silence for a moment again.
Mudy breaks the silence by complimenting him on his beauty despite being male.
The prince giggles.
>"And you are adorable, despite being a kobold, Mudy."

Mudy returns the smile, and with a strange mix of feelings leaves the room.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)11:51 No. 5645 ID: fb5d8e
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Once down the stairs he is immediatly snatched up by dozens of elves! He is lifted onto a platform and measured over and over, untill all the tailors have their notes ready and simply look at Mudy's nearly naked body in thought.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)11:51 No. 5646 ID: fb5d8e
File 124751110090.png - (12.35KB , 800x600 , 285.png )

Which of the royal tailors will make the best design?!

>YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

I only now notice Tom/Rudy on Mudy's shirt
Is this bad

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:03 No. 5649 ID: bde1b8
File 124751179466.png - (54.40KB , 800x600 , mudy clothes.png )

This, with Raital's Hat once we get that back.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:10 No. 5651 ID: 96da9e
File 124751221961.png - (49.68KB , 800x600 , mudilicious.png )

>>5646
>>5648

probably something a bit classier, they are presumably the prince's tailors after all, and Mudy the prince's friend.

>>5651
That body's too mudilicious for me, babe

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:12 No. 5653 ID: bde1b8
File 124751231948.png - (97.20KB , 800x600 , mudy clothes.png )

>>5649
Post regraining Raital clothing.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:16 No. 5656 ID: f42c4e
File 124751261625.jpg - (21.56KB , 640x474 , ShittyClownElizabethanPrinceMudy.jpg )

Look what you made me do Reaver! You made me ruin your pretty picture with my shitty MS Paint skills. Oh well.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/13(Mon)12:26 No. 5661 ID: d75539
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'opefully, zis vill fufill yon requirements, non?

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:26 No. 5662 ID: 95ab41
File 124751316835.jpg - (52.74KB , 800x600 , MechaMudy.jpg )

might need to get the blacksmiths to help on this one...

capt_slowpoke Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:31 No. 5665 ID: f5d993
File 124751350155.jpg - (142.98KB , 800x600 , mudyplate.jpg )

Mudy doesn't need to go to the tailor. The tailor doesn't make plate armor.

>>5667
This

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:42 No. 5670 ID: f5d993
File 124751415364.jpg - (250.76KB , 800x600 , mudyboss.jpg )

If Mudy is gonna be da Boss 'e needs ta look da part.

I say we keep a few clothes as spares. You never know when you need to look good but are in dirty clothes.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)12:49 No. 5676 ID: fb5d8e
File 124751455182.png - (39.86KB , 800x600 , 286.png )

Suddenly another tailor burst into the room. At the sight of all the new costumes he throws a deadly tantrum, yelling and screaming at the other tailors.
It is obvious that this elf is the head tailor, and quite a few of the regular tailors won't be returning to their workshop tomorrow.

>"Imbeciles! Worthless scum! I'll do it myself!"
, he screams, and begins to create another costume for Mudy.

Primus!0rAjEj6mAQ 2009/07/13(Mon)12:55 No. 5678 ID: 227d44
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It's probably too late, but I had to do it.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)12:56 No. 5680 ID: f5d993
File 124751499238.jpg - (173.17KB , 800x600 , mudyclothes copy.jpg )

Crap I was too late

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)13:13 No. 5684 ID: fb5d8e
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About an hour later, the head tailor nods with approval.
>"That's how clothes are made. Now you are presentable to the king."
It is rather obvious the headtailor just used parts from the other costumes together.

Captain Freis!SV3dGkVKt6 2009/07/13(Mon)13:16 No. 5687 ID: d75539
File 124751620958.gif - (26.23KB , 400x211 , GAIJIN4KOBOLD.gif )

>>5684

>>5684
No hat? Fo' shame.

>>5684
We lack an awesome hat. Oh well, we can use our old one.

But we should go to store and pick up a monocle. Understandable that a tailor wouldn't have one.

>>5684
is

is mudy not wearing pants

and only black thigh high stockings

>>5684
Mmmmmh sexy ...

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)13:27 No. 5693 ID: 0314f4
File 12475168588.png - (67.85KB , 800x600 , The 80s never died.png )

Nay!
The 80s are in fashion! You need to be wearing the right clothes so you can either hammerslide with ease, or alternatively not insult Ming the Merciless!
It's brilliant!

>>5693
Too slow old man, too slow.
One day!
ONE DAY.
;A;

>>5684

I like it!

>>5684
Throw Raital's hat on there and I think we got a winner.

Still needs a hat.

>>5703
>>5704

I dunno, I think he looks fine without a hat.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)13:47 No. 5708 ID: 613875
File 124751802934.png - (22.87KB , 800x600 , hat.png )

>>5690
>>5704

Ne?

>>5708

Yeah, definitely looks better without a hat.

>>5708
Yessssssss it is perfect. Tophat and monocle will do wonders by bonusing our negotiation skills. People will recognize us as a true gentleman.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)13:51 No. 5712 ID: bd2eec
File 124751826265.png - (75.75KB , 712x782 , hadogay.png )

>>5704
okay
howse this

>>5712
Fucken masterpiece.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)14:15 No. 5721 ID: bd2eec
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ELSEWHERE!

"W-what...Is this...F-f-feeliiiAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

RAITAL has developed: SIXTH SENSE FOR SEXYBOLD.
RAITAL has lost: SIX GALLONS OF BLOOD

>>5721

Woman needs to learn what a coagulant is.

Side quest objective: procure allum nose plugs.

Raital's nose is a portal to the Blood Dimension.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)14:53 No. 5733 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy remains silent and posing untill two guards take him from the tailorshop - which has been turned to chaos yet again by the headtailor firing even more people - and lead him to the throneroom.

The hall is empty, save for a few guards and the royal family, seated on lavish thrones in front of a large oaktree.
The king's voice echoes along the cold floor and the high intricately decorated ceiling.
>"Approach, noble hero! The royal family accepts your presence."

>>5733

Approach the throne and kneel down.

"Your majesty."

Bow before the king, and compliment him on his fabulous Heather Locklear-esque hair.

>>5731
Such is the power of a Blutjaeger! Infinite blood!

"I bring dire news."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)15:08 No. 5739 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy kneels respectfully.
>"Your majesty."
He compliments the king on his fabulous hairstyle. The king looks delighted.
He runs his hands through his hair.
>"Oh, does thee like it? Mine wife wants me to cut it, but I said nay."
He is interrupted by the queen's deep and gentle voice.
>"Stay on topic, dearrrrr."
>"Ah.. Aye. Forgive me.
>Dear hero. Today thou hadst saved mine only daughter and heir to the throne, released us from a nightmare of mind control, and thereby saved mine entire kingdom.
>Thou hadst greatly surprised us today, for we do not even know thy name, and thee art merely a kobold.
>Who arts thou, noble hero, and what is thine goal?"

>>5739

"Technically I saved your only son."

>>5740
I think we would be better off pretending we don't know anything about that unless it is actually brought up.

"My name is Mudy, and I am here to guarantee the safety of the Realm. Specifically, I oppose the forces of the Skullking."

Don't mention the gender-bending son. There's a story behind that and we don't know it yet.

>>5740
Let's not mention that we know that.

>>5740

DISCLAIMER: That was a joke, disregard it.

"My name is Prince Mudy."

"And my goal...is nothing short than the utter destruction of the Skullking."

Cool outfit we ended up with. A bit Adventurer, a bit Mastermind.

Mudy's a bit bald to be going without a hat, that said.

Hmm, should we come clean or stick to our Prince story?
At any rate that's not the point...

"I am Prince Mudy!
But I am not important.
I may have staved off one threat to your kingdom, but an even larger threat looms upon the horizon.
The Skullking himself plans to overthrow your kingdom.
I have been to one of his strongholds not far from here and vanquished its master.
In doing so I freed the men he commanded and learned of the Skullking's plot to attack Moonshine.
I have a plan to destroy the Skullking once and for all but...
A vile cursed sword, DARKBEING has claimed one of my most powerful allies. She was a close friend and we need her aid in this.
So I humbly ask for any aid you can provide to help us save her from this cursed blade and destroy it once and for all so that it may never curse another soul and so that we may move to stop the Skullking."

"I am Mudy the bard and I am here to divert a disaster most dire. A demon named Skullking has been subverting the lands around us and means us harm. You have witnessed one of it's lowlier servants and there is more to come unless it is stopped. And it holds under it's power my love whom I must save. I need help."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)15:25 No. 5750 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Technically I saved your only son."
, Mudy splurts out. He immediatly bites his tongue for his stupidty.

>"I beg thine pardon?"
, the king asks.
The queen interrupts again with a gentle and patient tone.
>"I believe thine hero introduced himself. Right, NOBLE HERO?"
She makes devestating eyecontact with Mudy.

He clears his throat, quickly looking down to his feet.
>"My name is Mudy, and I am here to guarantee the safety of the Realm. Specifically, I oppose the forces of the Skullking."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)15:27 No. 5751 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The Skullking's forces?"
, the king repeats.
>"But hero, yonder Skullmen are as far as the dark elf deserts! As long as they keep the frontline, nay a Skullking will find its way here.
>I believe thy art in yonder wrong country, hero."

>>5751

"I came here first to warn you of an impending invasion of Moonshine by the Skullking's forces. The initial invasion force has already been dealt with, but the main bulk of the Skullking's army remains."

>>5751
See >>5748

Sums a lot of it up.

Quickly have a brief FLASHBACK to us asking IVAR and RUNE to describe the lay of the land and the SKULL KINGDOM'S FORCE DEPLOYMENTS a week ago.

"This is not the end of the threat your grace. The trickery you saw today was a gambit meant to destabilize your nation before a full out attack by a being known as the Skullking. It is the second such plan I have foiled this week. The smoking ruins through the forest to the [insert cardinal direction here] represent the results of the first. It was not my intention to become a champion against this threat, indeed, I stumbled upon it quite by accident. However, now that I have been set upon this course, there is no turning from it. I am Mudy, your Lordship, a prince of sorts. What I seek now is to see your kingdom safe, and end this shadow before it consumes all the world."

"Nay, sire. Twas not long ago there was an entire encampment of the Skullking's forces nearly ready to attack Moonshine. However, they are not to be worried about any further. It is what the future might bring that has brought me here, my lord."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)15:36 No. 5761 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The Skullking himself plans to overthrow your kingdom."
, Mudy responds, slightly raising his head,
>"I have been to one of his strongholds not far from here and vanquished its master.
>In doing so I freed the men he commanded and learned of the Skullking's plot to attack Moonshine.
>I have a plan to destroy the Skullking once and for all but...
>A vile cursed sword, DARKBEING has claimed one of my most powerful allies. She was a close friend and we need her aid in this.
>So I humbly ask for any aid you can provide to help us save her from this cursed blade and destroy it once and for all so that it may never curse another soul and so that we may move to stop the Skullking."

The king's expression turns intent. He contemplates for a moment before speaking.
>"Noble hero, any other mine I would have called insane and showed them yonder gallows.
>But with thine actions and bravery shown today I cannot deny thine word to be truth. I will give thee anything in mine power to aid thine quest, as I trust thine skill as I trust thine word.
>Name what thee desires and it shall be thine."

"And now that I have explained this all to you, allow me to sing you the song of my people."

>>5761
1) Weapons
2) Manpower
3) The most perfect instrument your people can make.

>>5757
...or do we not know about the adviser-doppelganger operating procedure because that revelation was swallowed up by the load from save?

>>5761
A masterwork ukulele.

>>5761
Hookers and blow, of course.
Oh, and some sort of weapon. Are we proficient with anything?

>>5761

Power that rivals that of the infamous Stormprague.

Equipment and a small strike force of elite elven warriors should serve nicely. In fact, we happen to have a rather noble elven paladin in mind...

We need something or some way to break that sword's curse.

He needs to prepare for the invasion.

Then when we get to attacking the skullking (after getting more allies of course) we want him and his armies by our side.

And i guess if they have kobold sized mithril chain it could be useful, but that's not really the important thing here.

On a side note, which weapon is Mudy best with? Or don't we remember? Maybe a generic request to arm yourself since your gear was destroyed in the last battle could work, and let us check several weapons and see what feels best.

>>5762
"Herf-a-derf duka duka duka blarg ducktits."

A pimpin' hat.

Never hurts to have good instruments. Since our sword swinging skills are ... well it never hurts to have good instruments.

>>5761
"Your Highness, the greatest service you can provide is to defend your kingdom to the absolute limit of your capability. I would advise you to start sending scouts, and whatever magical tricks you can, to gain a more current picture of the deployments of the Skull King."

Oh and maybe safe passage for our friends, that could factor in.

I'm going to go ahead and second manpower. Anyone who wants to join, really, or the king thinks would be valuable to us.
We can't exactly recruit the entire army, but he can probably hand us a few people. Or at least put out a call for heroes.

>>5761
a method of incredibly powerful CURSEBREAKING.
we kinda need to save Raital from the sword.

>>5771
And then the chorus:

"Duck-tits, woo-OOO-ooo..."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:12 No. 5782 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy takes a deep breath.
>"Your Highness, the greatest service you can provide is to defend your kingdom to the absolute limit of your capability. I would advise you to start sending scouts, and whatever magical tricks you can, to gain a more current picture of the deployments of the Skull King."

The king raises his hand.
>"Nay!"
, he objects,
>"Thou had just requested aid and thus it shalt not be refused now. Thou art noble, hero, and thus does thee deserve mine aid moreso."

Seeing how he's stuck Mudy humbly requests a mere three things; A weapon, manpower, and a masterfully made instrument.

>"So be it!"
, the king exclaims. He claps his hands and immediatly two servants arrive.
>"To thine name thee may call these two artifacts.
>Brightstrike, yonder shortsword imbued with the light of the stars, forged with the light of the moon.
>And the Requim of the Bane Sidhe, a mystical flute whose tales are legendary and unexplained, its forces shrouded by the arcane and divine."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:13 No. 5783 ID: fb5d8e
File 124752679152.png - (52.35KB , 800x600 , 294.png )

>"As for thine request for manpower, a man of great power has just arrived, and shalt be accompanying thee to his death."
The king nods to a person standing behind Mudy.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:14 No. 5784 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Knight of the Silver Leaves, Sir Bladetree the Evenhanded!"

The elf's eye twitches.
>"..Y-you..?"

>>5783
It's the real prince guy from way back, isn't it.
Try as hard as possible not to make a gay joke.

>>5779
Do we need to? It's a blade of betrayal, after all - it will make her butcher her family. Till she comes for us, we are good.

>>5784
I wonder if "he" is a reverse trap. We should talk to him later, tell him we're no longer trying to seduce the princess... and maybe that she's not a princess at all.

>>5784
HEY BLADETREE THAT SHICKSA WE WAS AFTER HAS A DICK DONTCHA KNOW

>>5784
"If you're going to curse, do it quietly. If you're going to curse -someone-, curse Fate."

>>5787
Well we want to survive, so while we might be able to let her betray de Skullking for now, we should get something to free her if/when it's needed.

>>5784

"I greet thee Sir Bladetree and thank you for your help the first time we met. I would welcome it most fondly again. Someday I must repay your favor. Thank you kindly King for these gifts for I must go now. I have a friend to rescue and a demon to vanquish."

I am sure Sir Bladetree and company will get along like house on fire.

>>5791
So, take a careful approach here, don't hurry - we could go find us a kingdom or an army or some other trouble in the meanwhile.

>>5791
I think logically the sword would go after the closest people.

and the skullking is very very far away.

Barring that, the skullking would rock her.


Advise the king to seek aid from nearby kingdoms or something. Surely the skullking has a bigger army if he was planning world domination.

>>5795
What if it goes after the closest.. emotionally?

>>5796

Thats still Mudy.

Thats like...Double mudy.

"Good King, there is one more item I require.

The hat and robe in which I...dramatically made my entrance in. I know not of what your people did with them. Please, they hold a significance most dear to me."

>>5796
Betrayal is about loyalty mostly, so it'd be reasonable it'd go after the ones she has been loyal to the most. Which suits us just fine.
Well, it never hurts to be on the save side, agreed.

>>5798
Bladetree is holding the robe and wizard hat.

>>5795
She might be going against her big brother. Or being a Blutjaeger she might have some degree of resistance to the curse.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:36 No. 5802 ID: fb5d8e
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The king raises his hand again.
>"Now go, noble hero!"
His voice begins to boom and echo through the hall again.
>"Go forth and succeed in thine quest! The royal family of Moonshine has faith in thee."

Mudy and Bladetree bow deeply, then leave the throneroom.

>>5802

"...So, since you'll be adventuring with us, we should probably get a good idea of what you're capable of. What are your skills?"

>>5784
Smile charmingly at the elf, in a 'told you I was the hero' sort of way.

Deftly lift the flute to your lips and experimentally play a few notes.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:40 No. 5806 ID: fb5d8e
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They shortly find themselves outside the massive palace. Sir Bladetree gives Mudy the cloak and hat he left on the churchfloor.

Mudy politely greets the knight.
>"I greet thee Sir Bladetree and thank you for your help the fir-"
>"Knight of the Silver Leaves. Slay a dragon. Vanquish an undead curse. ESCORT A KOBOLD?"
Bladetree sounds tired and agitated.
>"Well, where to, prince? The king has given me my command, and thee art now mine leader. Where to?"

>"If you're going to curse, do it quietly. If you're going to curse -someone-, curse Fate."
, Mudy retorts.
Bladetree remains silent.

With Bladetree's status as Knight, Mudy can now go anywhere.

>>5806
Go find a strip club. Be the star of the show and have Gunther and Hans back you up.

>>5806
>"If you're going to curse, do it quietly. If you're going to curse -someone-, curse Reaver."
Fix'd

>>5806

"Now we go to see my wonderful companions, I am sure you will just love them."

>>5806
We can read, right? If so...

"First, I think it's long since time I visited a library. I've been working with a dearth of information for far too long."

Meet up with the group, watch hilarity ensue.

>>5806
"We are going to find allies to defeat the Skullking of course. But first we will meet my companions."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/13(Mon)16:54 No. 5813 ID: fb5d8e
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>"We are going to find allies to defeat the Skullking of course. But first we will meet my companions."
, Mudy answers.
He leads Bladetree out of the courtyard and through the streets where festivities came to an abrupt end, leaving everyone quiet and deserted compared to before.

Mudy's companions are not at the exact same spot anymore.

>>5813
Inquire the nearby locals as to your friends' whereabouts.

Probably the dungeons if they were made.

>>5813
Search the bars, since we all know Axebeard's nose will lead her to the sweet, sweet scent of ale. If they're not there, then grab a pint for you and your new elf buddy - something to break the ice with.

Wait, we forgot to ask the elf king for money. Crap.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)17:08 No. 5820 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy decides the best way to find his party is to search through all the bars in the area.
Not after long he and Bladetree are confronted with a tavern that is unusually loud and hectic for the time of day, and especially now that festivities has ended.
Singing and laughing, as well as several cries of intense pain, burst through the door and windows of the building.

>"Ruffians."
, Bladetree complains.
>"A bad sight in any place of Moonshine, sire. They drag down the great principals of our forefathers."

>>5820
"And just the kind of place we'll probably find our compatriots."

>>5821

And then enter the bar.

>>5820
"There's a war brewing, sir knight. I can't afford to choose companions for their table manners."

March in. Duck the guy being thrown through the door.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)17:36 No. 5825 ID: fb5d8e
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>"There's a war brewing, sir knight. I can't afford to choose companions for their table manners."

Mudy and Bladetree enter the bar.
All the noise and commotion seem to come from just three people.

Axebeard is laughing to herself louder than ever before, as Totenkopf and Darkmoon are yelling at eachother.
>"I thought you was beink disgustink dumb brat!"
>"AH.. AH THOUGHT YYYOU WERE A SHTUPID OLD WOMANN!"

Gunther and Hans are staring at the ceiling in complete silence.

>>5825
See what Hans and Gunther are staring at. Goddamn.

>>5825

"Greetings, lads! How's the ale treating you?"

Say "Consider this your greatest challenge, sir knight."

Approach the others. Say "Hey. I saved the princess and the entire kingdom from a spell that clouded their minds. The King gave me a weapon and a magic flute for my trouble, and also tasked a knight to help us. Sorry I took so long."

Are Ivar and Rune anywhere to be seen?

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)17:52 No. 5831 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy approaches Hans and Gunther to see what they are up to.

>animated

>>5831

"...I'll just...leave you two to your business..."

Turn to the others. "So, I found us a new comrade."

>>5831
Jesus fuck try not to shit our little kobold pants holy hell....

>>5831
Oh god, quickly avert gaze upwards.

>>5831
OH JESUS FUCK
WHAT
WHAT

Make this face: "D:"

>>5831
"...excellent. Carry on."

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/07/13(Mon)18:04 No. 5845 ID: ec1a70
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>>5831

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)18:06 No. 5847 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns to his other three companions. Ivar and Rune are no where to be seen, as usual.

>"Greetings, lads! How's the ale treating you?"
, he exclaims.
Axebeard lowers her laughter to a chuckle.
>"Lad! Wonderful, lad! There be somethin' 'bout this brew that brings out ta best in me!"
, she responds.

Totenkopf and Darkmoon don't seem to be paying attention.
>"If you vhasn't grown up so different I would feelink like I am cradlerobbink."
>"WAIT.. DOESH THAT MEAN YYYYOU'RE SHTILL THE SHAME PERSHON I HATED..?!?!"

>>5847

Sit down next to Darkmoon and Toten and order a pint for yourself.

"I never really got the chance to ask the two of you about your past."

>>5847
Introduce Bladetree to Axebeard.

>>5847
Ask Axebeard what she's drinking, then get a pint for yourself.

The booze is drugged, expect a surprise attack immediately.

>>5847

huh, i was wondering about them being weirded out about how Darkmoon is old enough to have babysat tote.

Oh yes right.

1) introduce bladetree
2) get him drunk
3) get drunk.

"Just try to stay out of trouble for awhile, alright?"

Go to the library to look up vital background information.

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)18:28 No. 5861 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy joins his gang at the table, gesturing to Bladetree to do the same.
He introduces him to Axebeard, who introduces herself back with excitement.
>"Good ta have ye with us, lad! Ta Prince be a good leader, ah'll have ye know!
Now, ye both gotta try some 'o this brew."

>"Yes, please."
, Bladetree responds,
>"I could use a strong drink."

With Bladetree and Axebeard getting along nicely, Mudy turns to Darkmoon and Totenkopf.
>"I never really got the chance to ask the two of you about your past."
, he says offhand.

The two end their struggling.
>"Vhat? Vhy you are beink interested now, prince?"
, Darkmoon asks, giddy from her drink.
>"Vhat are you vhant to be knowink?"

>>5861
> "Vhy you are beink interested now, prince?"
"Because this is the first moment of downtime we've had where someone wasn't dropping in to unexpectedly potentially kill us."
"Where are the two of you from? How did you join the Skullking? Or Calavera?"

>>5861

"Well, why don't we start at when the two of you first met and work our way forward from there?"

>"Vhat are you vhant to be knowink?"

CAN ELFS AND GOBLANS HAVE BABBYS

Suggestion 2009/07/13(Mon)18:49 No. 5879 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Because this is the first moment of downtime we've had where someone wasn't dropping in to unexpectedly potentially kill us."
, Mudy responds. His interest seems to go over well.
>"Where are the two of you from? How did you join the Skullking? Or Calavera?"

Darkmoon laughs.
>"Calavera, tat assvhipe."
She shakes her tankard.
>"It vhas vhen my oma makink allience with Skullking. Tey send me to be helpink vhareffort as diplomatic action.
>Calavera vhas master at strategizink. Best vharlord Skullking had, so I vhas put vhith him. Vhas good vhork, but Calavera so annoyink.
>Ten little Totenkopf.. or I should sayink.. 'Nhk'Tok'Han'Yharl'-"
She bursts out in laughter.
Totenkopf does not seem amused.
>"Damned woman.. Don't shay my nnname when you.. just laugh at it..
>My mother wash in love with a human, sho she made a deal with shome devil, blah blah, firshtborn child, everyone shcared, damned Shkullking thinksh I got talent in dealing with the Underworld, Calavera takesh me in to mentor me."
>"Be mentorink for nothink. All hard task raisink you vhas beink my responsibility."
, Darkmoon adds.
Totenkopf snarls,
>"And you sure were a bitch about it."
Darkmoon simply hugs him in response.

>>5879

"And when did the two of you start...you know?" Cross your fingers. "Feeling that way about each other?"